You know all about it. You are a perfect slave to your work. It's rush through the day and worry through the night. There's no time to eat and no time to sleep. Already you have nervous dyspepsia , nervous sick headache , and neuralgia. Your food distresses you. You suffer from terrible depression. The outlook is dark and for bidding. You feel sure there is but one termination to this And nervous prostration is something you don't want , that's certain. Then don't have it. A perfect Sarsaparilla prevents this distressing and dangerous disease , and it cures it , also. It keeps you up when especially pressed with work. It cures dyspepsia , and it builds up exhausted nerve tissue. But it must be a perfect Sarsaparilla to do this. So far as we can learn , there isn't but one m the world , and "The only Sarsaparilla made under the personal supervision of three graduates ! a graduate in pharmacy , a graduate in chemistry , and a graduate in medicine. " $1.00 a bottle. All Druggists. " I first used Aycr's Sarsaparilla in the fall of 1848. I came cut of the Mexican War run down in health and badly used up. It did much then that I hat taken it medicine. I attribute robust health me so good e always every spring as a blood-purifying my at 78 to the use of jour Sarsaparilla e\ery spring. " S. T. JONES , WichitaKans. . , March 29 , 1900. UNION MADE. SVYorth S4 to $6 compared , with other makes. Indorsed by over 1,000,000 wearers. Thcaenttine haveW. L. Douglas' name and price I stamped on bottom. Take ( | no substitute claimed to be as good. Your dealer should keep them if. not , we will send a pair * _ on receipt of price and 250. extra for carriage. State kind of leather , size , and width , plain or cap toe. Cat. free. W. L DOUGLAS SHOE CO. . Brockton. Mass. I According to a French newspaper. American ladies are making pets of Japanese mice , which cost 5100 apiece. There are at the present moment be tween 800 and 900 commissioned offi cers in the army who have risen from the ranks. Get Your Pension DOUBLE QUICK Write CAPT. O'FARRELL. Pension Agent , 1425 New York Avenue. WASHINGTON. D. C. Novel Voting Machine Test. A man has obtained a permit to erect a temporary shed in Park Row , New York , in which he will place a votng machine to be tested. Every one pass ing will be invited to go in and try the machine by depositing a ballot for their choice for president of the United States. This will test the machine , and at the same time yield a straw vote on the presidency in the neghbor- hood of Park Rcw. St. Louis' population is 700,000. No matter how pleasant your surroundings , health , good health , is the foundation for en joyment. Bowel trouble causes more aches and pains than all other diseases together , and when you get a good dose of bilious bile coursing through the blood life's a hell on earth. Millions of people are doctoring for chronic ailments that started with bad bowels , and they will never get better till the bowels are righl. You know how it is you neglect get irregulai ; first suffer with a slight headache bad taste in the mouth mornings , and general "all gone" feeling during the day keep on going from bad to worse untill the suffering becomes awful , life loses its charms , and there is many a one that has been driven to suicidal relief. Educate your bowels with CASCARETS. Don't neglect the slightest irregularity. See that you have one natural , easy movement each day. CASCA RETS tone the bowels make them strong and after you have used them once you will wonder why it is that you have ever been without them. You will find all your other disorders commence to get better at once , and soon you will be well by taking takingTHE IDEAL LAXATIVE iOc ALL 25c. 50c. DRUGGISTS To any needy mortal suffering from bowel troubles and too pcor to buy CASCARETS we will send a bos free. Address Sterling Remedy Company , Chicago or New York , mentioning advertisement and paper. 421 THE MARKETS BY TELEGRAPrt Ouotatlonx From "un- York , Chicago South Unialiii and Klne\rliiTe. NEW YOU 1C CHAIN MAHK1CT. NKW YOKIC. May T.-U'IIEAT-Karly leprf's.slon.s were impelled by woaknena abroad , largo Argentine shipments and fairly good home weather news ; closed COIIN1 Options easy at first on the fa vorable news and moie liberal country offerings , but ihially rallied with wheat und closed steady at > 4c dVclliie to lie advance- : May , i : > l-lGf 'loc , clohlny at tj-\c ; July , 43 JlGfjsc. . closing at 4jc ; September closed atJS c. OATS Spot , steady ; No. 1 , Se ; No. 3. 27j No. li white , :50e : ; No. 3 white , 2HVic ; track mixed western. 28ft29Uc ; track , white , & 1(3jc. Options dull , but steady , closing zjc , higher ; No. 2 wldte , oats , May , closed at CHICAGO GRAIN AND PRODUCE. CHICAGO , May 7.-WHEAT-Xo. 3 , CO i&63e ; No. 2 red , 701/70' c. CORN No. 2 , 3Hyic ; No. 2 yellow. SO r. OATS-No. 2 , ZVaWzc ; No. 0 white , 2G'/i. < 8L'7c ; No. 3 white. 235jCVjC. RYE No. 2 , 03 > c. " BARLEY Good" fording , SC' c ; fair to choice malting , 3 yj&41c. SEEDS No. 1 llaxsocd : ? 1 SO. Prime timothy. $2.40. Clover , contract grade. ? 7. PROVISIONS Mess norlt. per hbl. * . ? 11.0ilfl2.10. Lard , per 100 Ibs. . $ ( i.7oli G.07M : . Short ribs , sides ( loose ) , SiUOIiG.M. Dry salted shoulders ( boxed ) , $ 'J.50&0.75. ' Short clear siues ( boxed ) , 57.13S7.25. SOUTH OMAHA LIVE STOCK. SOUTH OMAHA. May 7. Cornfcd steers constituted the bulk of the offerings , there being about thirty loads on hale. 4 he market was active and generally a little stronger. The decline of the early part of the week on handy or light and medium weight cattle is fully made up. There were not enough heavy cattle here to make a test of tlio market on that kind. Cows and heifers wore in good de mand and tlie market was strong and reasonably active. J5ecf steers. $3.73'j' ' 4.S3 ; steers and heifers , S4.COJ/4.75 : cows. J2.00-51.30 ; heifers , ? : ! .00ff4.00 ; bulls , $3.3j Stl.23 ; calves. $4.SOjf.7.00 ( ; stockcrs and feeders. S3.&K/3.23. HOGS Buyers seemed to want thp hogs and they went after them in a hurry , so that everything was sold and weighed up at an early hour. A half dozt-n loads that came In late had to bell a little low er. The quality of the hogs was better than usual on an average , and that fiict ht-Ipe 1 out the market a yood deal. Th geneial run of the good hogs sold at $32) . : is against ? 5.13'/3.17la ' yesterday. Light and mixed hogs sold at S."i.20 ? 0.23. and the better grade of heavy hogs bold from jri.2.1 up to ? 3.3' . SHEEP Quotations : Clipped wethers' . $ . " > Kjfi5.40 ; clipped yearlingsUKo ft ) ; clipped ewes , good to choice. S4.0'Jft3.oO ; fair to good clipped ewes , $1.23'(4.CO : vnoil to choice Colorado wooled lambs , ? 17Y.i 7.00 ; fair to good western wooled lambs , SO.50fjG.C3 ; good to choice clipped Iambs , rj.63fi3.iii ; fair to good clipped lambs , KANSAS CITY LIVE STOCK. KANSAS CITY , May 7. CATTLE Good active demand at unchanged piicis : native steers. $4.10T(3.13 ; stockers and feeders , ? U'OTj3.23 ' ; butchor.V cows and heifers , $3.0 : ; < ft l.SO ; canncrs , ? 23)fi3.0 : : fed westerns , $1.00f 4.SO : Toxans. ? n.GOf4.GO. HOGS Improved demand at advance nf r.f < 10c ; heavy. $3.20rjr.:50 : ; mixed. S3.10fi3.23 ; lights , 5J-OCf/3.15 ( ; pigs. ? 4.50f/4.S3. SHEEP AND LAMBS Market active , 10fil3c higher : spring lambs. S7.30 : Colorado rado lambs , JG.COfjG.S3 ; clipped lumbs , $3.90 ( JG.OO : clipped muttons , $3.03fi3.40 ; culls , $3.3C'54.50. ' CHICAGO LIVE STOCK MARKET. CHICAGO , May. 7. Steers , strong to shade higher ; butchers' stock strong and active : natives , good to prime steers. il.73f.3.73 : poor to medium. Sl.lOf ; I.M ( ; se lected feeders , choice , steady to strong. calves , lirm. S-J.3fift6.30 : receipts , none. HOGS Active. 3 fJlOc hlghPr ; top. $ x47Ji : mixed and butchers' . f3.1.7i5.40 ? ; good to choice , heavy. S3.23fj3.47 : rough , heavy , n.0fi3.20 ; light , $3.05ft3.S2 ; bulk of talcs ? 3.23fj.C : . SHEEP AND LAMBS She p strong ; Iambs , strong to ICc higher : good to choice wethers , $3.2313.03 : fair to choice. mixed , S4.30fi3.25 : sheep , ? 3.rr" > fi3.G3 ; nntiv lambs , ? 5.GOf/7.10 " ; western lambs , $ WXr 7.10. _ LEAVE THABA N'CUU fOR GOOD. IJoers IScIIcved to He Trolcklnp : in North erly Direction. THABA N'CHU. May 7. The Boer ? have evacuated Thaba N'Chn hill and are believed to be still trekking , though one gun has shelled the ramp intermittently. Scouts retired that some of the Boers retired toward Wepenor. They believe the Boers evacuated the position during the night , trekking northwardly in three directions. General French left today. General Rundle is in command here. It is ex pected that General Brabant will ef fect a junction at any moment. LONDON , May 7. Lord Roberts re ports to the War office as follows , under date of Bloemfontein , May 3 : "We occupied Brandfort today with out much opposition and without , I hope , many casualties. The First brig ade of mounted infantry covered the left flank of the Fourteenth brigade of the Seventh division and the right flank was supported by the Fifteenth brigade. Pole-Carew's division ad vanced directly on Brandfort. The Boer army , which was under com mand of Delarey , retired in a north easterly direction. " ACCRA. British Gold Coast Colony , May 7. Sir rrederic Mitchel Hodg son , the governor of the colony , is stil ! at Kumessi and his stay will prob ably be prolonged until September on account of the state of the roads. His personal danger has probably been minimized by diplomatic means. The telegraphic superintendent was wounded after repairing -the line tea a point within a few miles of Ku- massi , and communication is again stopped. More raiding in various parts of the colony is reported. Russians for Heet Fielilo. PEKIN. 111. , May 7. The Illinoi Sugar Refining company of Pekin has brought two car loads of Russian men women and children from Nebraska to work on their sugar beet farms , they having planted a very large acreage this spring in this section. Nominated for Coiurrcs < ; . CPIICAGO. May 7. Henry S. Bo- tell was today , by acclamation , rencni- inated to represent the Sixth con gressional district in cor.gre-s. Re = - > lutions were passed endorsing the St. President McKinley , favoring a reduc- Louis platform , the administration of tion of the war revenue ta , urging the restriction , of trusts I'erUh in I"oref-t Tires. MARQUETTE , Mich. . May 7. David Malafon , his wife and little child , sot- tiers near Crivitz , are missing and it is feared that they perished in the re cent forest fires. The depopulation of Peru Is llhis- trnted by the fact that the Valley of Santa , which In the days of the Incas had a population of 700,000 , now has only 5,000. The Klondike district is also very rich in copper. A Hnolc of Cliolco Krcipri Sent free by Walter llnkur & Co. Ltd. , iorche.er , llasa. Mention tliU l'n ' ; > cr. The navy department has asked for bids for 100,000 armor piercing shells. Use Magnetic Starch itliasnoequaL Uultii | ) I.ICCIIHC. The town trustees of Ucnton , Ky. , have granted George Riley a license to open a saloon on an agreement that he is to keep his doors open all the time , use no screens whatever and that no one be allowed to "treat" or set 'em up" in his place of business. Every man who drinks must pay for his own liquor. . Wlnfilov's .Soothing Rynp. For children 13"duced In- teething , Kuftuni thu " " 13 , tiiiiuuialu ! , alleys pain , cures wind colic. 23c a bottlo. There may be two grand English opera companies in New York next year. S20.OO A WEEK AND EXPENSES tangentssollinour household gooilh. Kvllon bight.Vrito U. II. Marshall A : Co. , Chicago. Burglars secured $5,000 from the vaults of the Bank of Coulterville , 111 , and escaped. Hull's Csitiirrh Cure Is a constitutional cure. Price , 75c. Eighty-five per cent of the'adult Cu bans are unable to read or write. Piso's Cure cannot bo too highly spoken of na ncouKU cure. . ! . W. O UIIIKN , 3ii Third Avc. , N. , Minneapolis. Minn. , Jan. 0.1000. The international chess match be tween English and Ameiican team : ; re sulted in favor of America by six games to four. Magnetic Starch is the very best laundry starch in the world. A London Bankrupt has been ordered to pay a debt to a green grocer at the rate of os per week. It will take him thirty-seven years to do it. Many entires Induce gray har. ! luit I * MtKnr.'s HAIR DI.M hrliip ? back tliu jmulitnl color. lliNi > iiicui'.NS ; , the Liu&i cure fur corns. 15cts. Illinois is second in coal production. For starching fine linen use Magnetic Starch. Boers make good servants. Your clothes will not crack if you use Magnetic Starch. Ninety people out of every hundred masticate their food v/ith the teeth on the left side of the jaw. According to the statistics gathered by the Chicago health department the country is fairly saturated with small pox. DR. flDVIGE Is Soiifllit by Female Suffer ers from Ocean to Ocean. airs. V. W. Oouldfr. 1.10(5 ( Illinvu. , ICuuIc Island , 111. , writf.s : "I was nf- IHctod ft > r 11 veer or six yearn with ratarrh- al diillcultiuH a n d \v a H g r o w i n worse all thu time. I befjari talcing your I'ernna with a marked 5m- pro V MIU n t from the first. Independe n t of that , the I'o- r u n a h a H ff really im proved my health. " "Kvery hot- tie of I'eruna i.s worth its weight in gold ; espec ially to me , for I o w o my present good health to IVrnna. " All over the country there are women who have heen invalids for many years , MiiVering with female derangements whk-h the family doctor eannot enre. What a boon' such women is Dr. Hart man's free advice ! So famous has his skill made him that hardly a hamlet or town in the country but know * his ttKmz. He cures tens of thousands , find he offers to every woman who will wr/fc ( o him her synifltoais and a history of her trouble ires advice and treatment. The mcdiriiH's he pivsrrihes can ho olftaiiU'il at any drugstore , ami the cost is within the reach of any woman Hi ; de'-erihes minutely and carefully just , what she sh.-ill do and get to make a healthy , rohnst woman of herself. The Doctor has written a hook espceiallv for this class of women * en titled "Health and Ueauty. " This hook contains many facts of interest to women , and will lie sent free to an- ad dress l y fir. Hart man , Columbus , O. L'-ronmtor Atixn ! run- < iu red Ht lui-t. Hi ctorH [ > uziid. . < i > ri ii IMH ' am.i/ril nt ri'i'ovurv of [ wtlciit thuimlit Im'ur.iliii' 1-7 ui.cjiA.si : ' > ICLUOD AM > NKKYHI-OOI * . Write nit' dlMiutoiir' iiM' . \ t l < t-jiijil | r < of ot ruri " IliKS. lilt. Ill ISP. 224 N.IOtil St..riII.UHl'llU.-A ! ALUMINUM CREAM SEPARATORS au l ui > to iSittc ( tuiniH. 'Iho a fcpani tun 1 hiue work pcrfcctl ) . C. Ilitnli. Alli'KlicnyC" . I'll. Clmilartfrur ; wrliii r.ulrkly. < ; ! liSON-.STlUVAirr nll'XJ. CO. , Ollihuria , I'll. , Successfully Prosecutes Claims. j Iat P > ! ncliml Examiner U O. Ponwlon liurnau. < 3is.ii. . t < \ tlu . att > Mine. In view of the many misleading znd ui.scrup-'lous imitations of " Baker's Chocolate " u'hich have iccently been put upon the market , we find it neces sary to caution consumer : ; against these attempts to deceive and to ask them to examine every package they purchase , and make sure that it has on the front a yellov/ label , with our name and place of manufacture. WALTER BAKER & CO. Ltd. , DORCHESTER , JV1ASS. , and cur on the trade-mark back. . If your grocer does not keep the genuine article , please let * ยง TRACE-MARK. us know , and v/e will endeavor put you in the v/ay cf " 3 ? getting it. Send for a copy of our Choice Recipe book , mailed free to any applicant - " ? plicant who mentions this paper. Jj ? WALTER BAKER & CO. Limited , Dorchester , Mass. CSTASLISHEO 1780. NEW YORK CENTRAL EASTERN CITIES. ( Effective April 29th , 1900. ) Lv. ST. LOUIS 8 : oo A.M. Lv. PEORIA 7 : 30 A. M. Ar. INDIANAPOLIS 2 : 25 P. M. Ar. CINCINNATI 6 : co P.M. Ar. COLUMBUS , O 8 : 10 P. M. Ar. CLEVELAND , 0 9 : 55 P. M. Ar. NEW YORK 2:55 P.M. Ar. BOSTON 4 : 50 P. M- "KNICKERBOCKER SPECIAL" still leaves St. Louis at Noon. Ask for Tickets via Big Four Roate. C. L. HILLEARY , Ass't Gen'l Pass. Agt. WARREN J. LYNCH , G iT Pass. Agt. , St. Louis. Cincinnati.