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About The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936 | View Entire Issue (April 27, 1900)
What a story of suffering that one word tells. It says : "I am all tired out. It seems to me I can hardly take another step. I haven't a particle of ambition. I can't do half the work I feel I must do. I am weak , nervous , depressed , discouraged. " X Now you know what the trouble is , you certainly know the cure , a perfect Sarsaparilla. "Sarsaparilla" is simply the name of the medicine , for in a perfect Sarsaparilla there are a great many remedies. Some act by taking out the bad ; others , by putting in the good. You want a Sarsaparilla that will make your blood pure this spring , a Sarsaparilla that will make it rich and strong , a Sarsaparilla that is a powerful nerve tonic. You want the strongest and best Sarsaparilla that can be made. "The only Sarsaparilla made under the persona ! supervision of three graduates : a graduate in pharmacy , a graduate in chemistry , and a graduate in medicine. " " Last July my oldest daughter was taken sick , and I was on my feet , it seemed to me , night and day for weeks taking care of her. I had no other help than that which my husband gave me , and by the time daughter began to mend I was down sick myself. I was discouraged , and did not care much whether I lived or died My husband got me a bottle of Ayer's Sarsaparilla , and its effects were magical. Two bottles of this medicine put me on my feet and made a well woman of me. " JANE M. BROWN , Bentonsport , Iowa , Jan 19 1900 For starching fine linen use Magnetic Starch. The minister is a pairer and the policeman is a peeler. Homes In Idaho and tlfnh. For full description and printed matter write to C. E. Brainard , Ogden , Utah. Lots of our real duty to the Lord has to be done on the sly , so it won't hurt good people's feelings. Use Magnetic Starch ithasnoequal. When two men argue each usually thinks the other is a fool. Mrs. IVInslov's Soothing Synp. For children teething , softens the Rums , -educes In- b -nmatlo i , alleys pain , cures wind colic. 23o a bottle. After passing its natural limits am bition is boundless. Beautiful hair Is always pienslnpr , and PARKER'S HAH : BALSAM excels In produclnB It. NS , the best euro for corns. 13cts. "Women may have cigars named after them , but most of the new dis eases are named after men. Turkey owes us $90,000. FREK GIFTS TO AGKNTS. We want 100,000 Agents , men and wo men , boys and girls all over the United States to sell our wonderful Lekko Scouring Soap , Lekkoene and other Toi let Soaps. Big profit , easy work. Prize with every cake. Write today. C. H. Marshall & Co. , Dep't 10 , Chicago , 111. Factory 118-126 No. May St. Ref. , any bank in Chicago. ' Your clothes will not orack if you use Magnetic Starch. Every spring you clean the house you live in , to get rid of the dust and dirt which collected in the winter. Your body , the . v.V house your soul lives in , also becomes filled up during the winter with all manner of filth , which should have been removed from day to day , but was not. Your body needs cleaning inside. If your bowels , your liver , your kidneys are full of putrid filth , and you don't clean them out in the spring , you'll be in bad odor with yourself and everybody else all summer. DON'T USE A HOSE to clean your body inside , but sweet , fragrant , mild but positive and forceful CASCARETS that I work while you sleep , prepare all the filth collected in your body for removal , and drive it off softly , gently , but none the less surely , leaving your blood pure and nourishing , your stomach and bowels clean and lively , and your liver and kidneys healthy and active. Try a JO-cent box today , and if not satisfied get your money back but you'll see how the cleaning of your body is MADE EASY BY SOc ALL 25c. 50c. DRUGGISTS To any needy mortal suffering from bowel troubles and too poor to buy CASCARETS we will send a box free. Address Sterling Remedy Company , Chicago or New York , mentioning advertisement and paper. 23 Women In Politics He You seem to sympathize with the president , She Indeed , I do ; he can't please any body. If I were in his place I'd go to bed and stay until the country elected another one. Indianapolis Journal. STATE OP OHIO , CITV OF TOLEDO , r c _ LUCAS COUNTY , j " " Frantt J. Cheney makes oath that ho is the senior partner of the llrm of P. J. Cheney &Co. , doing business In the City of Toledo. County and State aforesaid , and that said llrm will nay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLAUS for each and every cuso of Catarrh that cannot bo cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. FRANK .1. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In inv presence , this Cth day of December. A. D. lS i re. , . , i A.V. . GREASON. l = > tAL-J Notary Public Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally , and nets directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials , free. F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , a Sold by Druggists. 75c Hall's Family Pills tire the best. A German philosopher says the beauty of a hot sausage is more than skin deep. The man who never made a failure is unable to appreciate success. Try draln-o : Try Graln-ol Ask your grocer today to show you a package of GRAIN-0 , the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink it without InJury - Jury as well as the adult. All who try it , like it. GRAIN-0 has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java , but It Is made frorr. pure grains , and the most delicate stomach receives It without distress. One-fourth the price of coffee. 15c. and 25c. per package. Sold by all grocers. The price of the Transvall sixpense in London is now 5 shillings. Kruger pennies , however , are relatively more expensive. One London dealer who is now charging 18 pence for them re gretted that he parted with four dozen at a shilling each the other day. Do Your Toot Ache nncl IJnrAT Shake into your shoes Allen's Foot- East , a powder for the feet. It makes tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns , Bunions , Swollen , Hot and Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and Shoe Stores , 25c. Sample sent FREE. Address Allen S.01mstedLeRoy , N. Y. A pale moon denotes rain. PIso's Cure for Consumption is an infallible medicine for coughs and colds. N. W. Ocean Grove , N. J. , Feb. 17 , 1900. An orange hit in the exact center by a rifle ball wil vanish at once from slight , scattered into infintesimal pieces. The popularity of ex-Governor Pin- gree , of Michigan , among the Poles and Hungarians of Detroit is in a large measure due to his ability to speak the languages of these people. When lie started out to work among them he first took lessons in their tongues. Magnetic Storch is the very best laundry starch in the world. Senator Bailey of Texas is 40. A Hook of Cliolce Koclpes Sent free by Waiter IJaker & Co. L\d. , Dorchester , lnE8. Mention this paper. Try Magnetic Starch it will last longer than any other. Some one recently showed ex-Speak er Reed a copy of a Manila paper in which appeared this paragraph : "The difference between 'Tom' Reed and 'Billy' Mason is that when 'Tom' Reed says he will resign he resigns. " "Ah , " said Mr. Reed , reflectively , "a great journalist is evidently wasting his tal ents on the Filipinos. " When a man spends so much buying drinks for all his friends that his wife can't keep the children dressed prop- erlq , it is said that "his heart is in the right place. " The late Rabbi Wise used to tell of hearing Henry Ward Beecher once say to Mrs. Stowe that an Italian monk who had translated her "Uncle Tom's Cabin" had written him a letter say ing that if he could kiss the Avoman who wrote the book he could die happy. Mr. Beecher then added : "Well , I sent him a picture of you , Mrs. Stowe , and nothing has been heard of him since. " The enlarged portrait .swindler who has found so large and fruitful a field in this country , has reached Paris. The concierges of apartment houses in the Vendome quarter have been worked to the extent of two hundred francs each for frames to enlarged photographs , which are never deliv ered. "The wonderful oil discoveries in Southern California will , within a short time , drive coal from the Pa cific coast , " says Fred A. Barlaw of Los Angeles. "It is a splendid fuel , and half of the householders are now using it for cooking and heating pur poses. " Infallible Method. They had been discussing methods of ascertaining character. "I can tell you how to find a man out , " volunteered one who had not spoken. "How ? " "Go to his home when he is away. " Pittsburg Chroni cle-Telegraph. Silk is likely to go up in price as there is an epidemic among the Ital ian and French silkworms. They re fuse to eat and are dying by myriads on their mulberry leaves. Bill "They say there is a good deal to be learned from bees. " Jill "So there is ; but , as a rule , people are not anxious to take points from them. " Yonkers Statesman. Senator Tillman is not anly ambi dexterous , but is able to write with both hands at once. The senator , as many not be generally known , is also something of a talker. The productive capacity of the la- bor-stving machinery in the United States , it is estimated , is equal to a hard working population of 400,000,000. The cost of preparing the American exhibit at the Paris exposition has ben $240,633. The largest item is sal aries of experts $72,045. In Java a small state exists which is entirely controlled by women , with the single exception of the sovereign who is a man. He is. however , entire ly dependent on the three women who form his state council. If you have not tried Magnetic Starch try It now. You will then ur.e no other. Read Itosewatur'8 Utopia Brilliant Romance 25 cts. Utopia Co. , Oinahu , Neb. Congress will adjourn In June. Are Yon Vulng Alton' * Foot-Knap ? It is the only cure for Swollen , Smarting. Burning , Sweating Feet , Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen's Foot-Easo , a powder to be shaken Into the shoos. At all Druggists and Shoo Stores , 55c. Sample sent FREE. Ad dress Allen S. Olmsted , LeHoy , N. Y. A bridge trust is the latest. , AVfcgeablePreparationror { As similating IlicFood andRcg ula- ling ihe Stomachs undBowels of Promotes Digeslion.Checrul- ( ness andRest.Confains neilher Opium.Morpliine nor > Iiiieral. 4lx.Sattia. Ka tlU Sctl jtnu Seed Ji&xnninl. - ClnnfiiiSuanf lavor. Aperiecl Remedy forConslipa- Tion , Sour Stomach.Diarrlioca Worms .Convulsions .Fcverish- ness and Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature oF EXACT COPY OF V/RAPPER. on J write for lint of premiums offer frco for then ) . For Infants and Children. THE CENTAUR COMPAQ * . Mcwvonx err/ . " -at'ft gg "MM In view of the many misleading and unscrupulous imitations of " Baker's Chocolate " which have recently been put upon the market , v/e find it neces sary to caution consumers against these attempts to deceive and to ask them to examine every package they purchase , ana make sure that it has on the front a yellov/ label , with our name and place of manufacture. WALTER BAKER & CO. Ltd. DORCHESTER , MASS. , * ty * > and " " > "La Belle Chocolatiere" trade-mark back. " $ * If your grocer does not keep the genuine article , please let us knov/ , and we will endeavor to put you in the way of getting it. Send for a copy of our Choice Recipe book , mailed free to any applicant - plicant who mentions this paper. WALTER BAKER & CO. Limited , Dorchester , Mass. VIA NEW YORK CEI\7TRAL TO EASTERN CITIES. ( EfTcctive April 23th , 1900. ) Lv. ST. LOUIS 8 : co A.M. Lv. PEORIA 7 : o A. M. Ar. INDIANAPOLIS 2 : 25 P. M. Ar. CINCINNATI 6:00 P.M. Ar. COLUMBUS , O 8 : 10 P. M. Ar. CLEVELAND , 0 9 : 55 P. M. Ar. NEW YORK 2 : 55 P. M. Ar. BOSTON 4 : 50 P. M. "KNICKERBOCKER SPECIAL" still leaves St. Louis at Noon. Ask for Tickets via Big Four Route , C. L. HILLEARY. Ass't Gen'l Pass. Agt. WARREN J. LYNCH , Gcn'l PASS. Agt. , St. Louis. Cincinnati. If so. f peculate sncce fully. We can ir.ake yvu la ce nu nth ir.ore Interest on your money than any bank wilt pay juu In a year fa ) ! : buy l.UJO bushels of wheat orroro and i > amm tlic > aiie i cen ! . Send fur our booic oa speculation. IT IS KIJKK. All proiltk payal-.e oa demand. SPEGULATE ? J. K. COMSTOCK & CO. , Room 23 , Traders' Bldg. , Chicago.