IVORY SOAP PASTE. In fifteen minutes , with only a cake of Ivory Soap and water , you can make a better cleansing paste than you can buy. Ivor > ' Soap Paste will take spots from clothing ; and will clean carpets , rugs , kid gloves , slippers , patent , enamel , russet leather and canvas shoes , leather belts , painted wood-work and furniture. The special value of Ivorv Soap in this form arises from the fact that it can be used with a damp sponge or cloth to cleanse many articles that cannot be washed because they will not stand the free applica tion of water. DIRECTIONS FOR MAKING. To one pint ofr boiling water add one and one-half ounces ( one-quarter of the small size cake ) of Ivory Soap cut into shavings , boil five minutes after the seal > Is thoroughly dissolved. Remove from the fire and cool In convenient dishes ( not tin ) . H will keep well In air-tight glass jar. . an COPYRQHT , , Boa BY THC PROCTER a OAMBLE co. CINCINNATI The Way to Go to California Is in a tourist sleeper , personally con ducted , via the Burlington route. You don't change cars ; you see the finest scenery on the globe ; you make fast time. Your car is not so expensively furnish ed as a palace sleeper , but it is just as comfortable , just as good to ride in , and Jiearly $20 cheaper. It has wide vesti bules , Ptntsch gas , high-back seats , a uniformed Pullman porter , clean bed- .ding , spacious toilet rooms , tables and a heating range. Being strongly and heav ily built , it runs smoothly is warm iu winter and cool in summer. In charge of each excursion party is an experienced excursion conductor , who accompanies it right through to Los Angeles. Cars leave Omaha , St. Joseph , Lincoln and Hastings every Thursday , arriving in San Francisco on the following Sun day , Los Angeles on Monday only three days from the Missouri river to the Pa cific coast , including a stop-over of \l/2 hours in Denver and 2j hours in Salt Lake City two of the most interesting cities on the continent. For folders giving full particulars and information call at any Burlington route ticket office or write to J. FRANCIS. G. P. A. , Omaha. Neb. Gold at Cape Nome. If you want information about the Cape Nome country , how to get there and what it costs , write to J. Francis , General Passenger Agent , B. & M. R. R. R. in Nebraska , Omaha , Neb. 2-16 sts. McConnell's Balsam cures coughs. B. E. ASSIGN , Pros.T. . S. UDOHALD , Cah. CLIFFOBD1TASEN , Asst. Csh. BANK OF DANBURY DANBURY , NEB. A General Banking Business jSPAny business you may wish to transact with THE McCooK TRIBUNE will receive prompt and careful atten tion. Subscriptions received , orders taken for advertisements and job-work. ADDITIONAL RAILROAD NEWS. Conductor Bert McCarl was home over Sunday. Braketnan C. W. Fuhlendorf is taking a short lay-off on business. Engineer Benedict and Conductor Sol- liday are enjoying a 15-days vacation. The rush of busiuess made it necessary to run No. 3 in two sections , last night. Frank Purvis went down to Red Cloud , this morning to be agent's helper at that point. McCook Markets. Corrected Friday morning. Corn f .29 Wheat 5 ° Oats . . 25 Rye. . . 35 Hogs. . 4-25 Eggs. . 13 Butter. 15 Potatoes 40 Butter fat at Creamery 18 Killed Last Night A cough. Loar's Cough Killer did it. Try it. They had an ugly scare in the west school , Tuesday. The building caught fire in the basement from the furnace , and was getting quite a start when dis covered. It was quickly subdued. The very latest novelty in belts the new ribbon pulley belts at The Thomp son Dry Goods Co.'s. This paper and the great St. Louis Semi-Weekly Republic for $1.75 a year. McMillen's Cough Cure is sure. Telephone 59 for milk and cream. McCounell's Balsam cures coughs. McMillen's Cough Cure is sure. MCCONNELLS BALSAM CURES COUGHS Bin Tnrfiira Crnsal fn the Not much attention is often paid to the ItU lUllUlO LUUdl IU lllti first symptoms of Eczema , but it is not long before the little redness begins to itch and burn. This is but the beginning , and will Itching and Burning of lead to suffering and torture almost unen durable. It is a common mistake to regard a roughness and redness of the skin as This Fearful Disease , merely a local irritation ; it is but an indica tion of a humor in the blood of terrible Eczema which is more than skin-deep , and can not be reached by local appli cations of ointments , salves , etc. , applied to the surface. The disease itself , the real cause of the trouble , is in the blood , although all suffering is produced through the skin ; the only way to reach the disease , therefore , is through the blood. Mr. Phil T. Jones , of Mixersville , Ind. , writes : "I had Eczema thirty years , and after a great deal of treatment my leg was so raw and sore that it gave me constant pain. It finally broke into a running sore , and began to spread and grow worse. For the past five or six years I have suffered untold agony and had given up all hope of ever being free from the disease'as I have been treated by some of the best physicians and have taken many blood medicines , all in vain. With little faith left I began to take S. S. S. , and it apparently made the Eczema worse , but I knew that this was the way the remedy got rid of the poison. Continuing S. b. S. , the sore healed up entirely , the skin became clear a'nd smooth , and I was cured perfectly. " Eczema is an obstinate disease and can not be cured by a remedy which is only & tonic. Swift's Specific S. S. S. FOR THE BLOOD is superior to other blood remedies because it cures diseases which they can not reach. It goes to the bottom to the cause of the disease and will cure theVorst case of Eczema , no matter what other treatment has failed. It in the only blood remedy guaranteed to be free from potash , mercury or any other mineral , and never fails to cure Eczema , Scrofula , Contagious Blood Poison , Cancer , Tetter , Rheumatism , Open Sores , Ulcers , Boils , etc. Insist upon S. S. S. ; nothing can take its place. Books on these diseases will be mailed free to any address by Swift Spe cific Company , Atlanta , Georgia. CITY CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS. CHRISTIAN Bible-school at 10 a. m. Preaching services at II a in. ami 8 p. in Y. P S C E at 7. J \V. WALKER , Pastor. CATHOLIC Mass at 8 o'clock a. ui. High mass and sermon at 10:30 : , a.m. , with choir. Sunday school at 2:30 p. m. All are cordialh welcome. REV. J. W. HlCKEV , Pustor. BAPTIST Sunday-school at io a. m. Preaching at II. Lord's Supper at close of morning service. Union services at the M. E. chuich at 8. Guo. SCOTT , Pastor pro tern. CONGREGATIONAL Sunday-school at io Preaching at n. Y. P. S. C. E. at 7. Union services iu the Methodist church at 8 Morning subject , "The Royal Invitation " All are welcome. W. J. TURNER , Pastor. EPISCOPAL Sunday morning at 11:00 o'clock , Morning Prayer and Litany. Sunday evening at 8:00 : o'clock , Evening Prater. Sunday-school at 10:00 : a. in. Friday evening lecture at 8:00 : o'clock. Holj communion the first Sunday in each month. HOWARD STOY , Rector. M KTHODIST Sunday-school at io a.m. Pleaching at ii. Class at 12. Junior Lf ig'ie at 3 Epworth League service at 7 Preaching at 8. Union revival ser vice on Wednesday evening at 8 p in. All are welcome. Morning subject , "Re ligion Reasonable " Evening theme , "What Made Washington Great ? " J. A. BADCON , Pastor. [ OFFICIAL y AUTHORITY. ] Commissioners' Proceedings. McCook , Nebraska , February 23,1900. Board of county commissioners met pursuant to adjournment. Present Henry Crabtree , Stephen Belles and D A. Waterman , county commissionersW. R. Starrcounty attorney , and R. A. Green , county clerk. Minutes of previous meeting road and approved. On motion Lawrence Fisher was appointed overseer road district No. 115 to fill vacancy. The following official bonds were examined and on motion approved : Horace W. Ohnstead , overseer of highways. W. H. Staples , same. Amos Thomas , justice of the peace. Annual settlement of the following overseer of highways examined and on motion approved , and tbo county clerk directed to draw a certifi cate on road district in payment thereof as fol lows : R. H. Thomas , overseer district No. 3 , cer tificate No. 187 $ iil)0 : ) The following claims were audited and al lowed and on motion clerk was instructed to dray warrants on the county general fund , levy of li > 99 , in payment thereof as follows : Barnett Lumber Co. , coal for court house . $11 SO Combe Printing Co. , one thousand war rants 1200 Jacob Randall , fencing well 200 W. J. Porter , drayage 200 Julia Hobsou , use of building for election. II 00 McConuell & Berry , merchandise 9 CO R , B. Campbell , M. D. , prof , services pur contract 29 .W Mrs. Peter Brackham , maintenance 2(500 ( O. L. Thompson , money advanced for Hill children 17 30 Stephen Belles , money advanced for re pairs on pile driver 18 31 Stephen Belles , transportation" for pauixjr 2 18 J. R. Neel , board and care of prisoners 81 9S G. F. Kinghorn , sheriff , attendance at court and mileage 21 23 A. . C. Crabtree , bailiff district court It 00 H.V. . Keyes , defending Herbert Miller. . . 50 00 Ed Jordan , boarding jurors 22 . " > 0 jettons , FEUKUAEY TERM , 1900. J.H.Artz 400 I.B. Taylor 2 00 George B. Berry 2 00 Josiah Moore 5 00 Frank Lofton 3 : Charles Leliu 4 00 W. T. Coleman 4 00 C. B. Rowell 200 HenryTart&ch I . . . . 1200 A. J. Warner 4 10 ' J. H. Wade. . . . . 4 SO J. A. Brinton 1230 Frank Weaver 5 40 W.D.Williams 14 M William Sullivan : 6 30 A.C.Ely 1:540 : T. H. Brittain 12 40 W. H. Smith : 340 Jonn B. Fisher 1420 Adolph'Reischick 4 GO R. H.Thomas 3 40 M. M. Young 6 00 TALESMEN' . Win.Brown 800 Mart Vincent 8 00 W. N. Cratty SCO Jamesl. Lee 800 T.H. Colling 800 J. W. Hartman 800 G. C. Boatman , C. D. C. , fees , ( State vs. Miller ) 14 58 A. C. Crabtree , D. S. , same 3 75 Amy Parker , witness same 6 00 George Eisenhart , same 2 00 H. W. Parker , same 6 00 RayMarkham , same 600 Mary F. Miller , same 6 00 W. F. Miller , same 600 J. R. Neel , same 2 00 G. S. Bishop , judge , fees , ( State vs. Hill ) . . 3 55 A. C. Crabtree , D. S. , same 8 43 O. V. Ault , witness same 340 J. E. Rishel , same 3 50 G. C. Boatman , same G 83 G. C. Boatman , fees , ( Citizens Bank vs. Babcock ) 17 98 H. H. Berry , J. P. , same S 10 And on county bridge fund , levy of Is99 , as follows : R. N. Nickersonbridgo work per contract $139 96 George Leland , bridge work 19 37 Barnett Lumber Co. , lumber 66 81 And on county road fund , levy of 1S99 , as fol lows : Ed. Flitcraft , road tax refunded $ 3 32 Wise Wiggins , same 300 On motion board adjourned to meet February 24,1900. Attest : R. A. GREEK , County Clerk. McCook , Nebraska , February 24,1900. Board of county commissioners met pursuant to adjournment. Present , Henry Crabtree , Ste phen Belles and D. A. Waterman , county com missioners , W. R. Starr , county attorney , and R. A. Green , county clerk. Minutes of previous meeting read and approved The following claims were audited and al lowed and on motion clerk was instructed to draw warrants on the county general fund , levy of 1899 , in payment thereof as follows : Henry Crabtree , services as commissioner.$27 60 Stephen Belles , same 19 60 D. A. Waterman , same 29 70 On motion board adjourned to meet March 20,1900. Attest : R. A. GBEEJT , County Clerk. Mrs. Harriet Evans , Hinsdale , 111. , writes , "I never fail to relieve my children from croup at once by using One Minute Cough Cure. I would not feel safe without it. " Quickly cures " C9ughs , colds , grippe and "all throat and lung diseases. D. W. Loar. ADDITIONAL PERSONALS. MRS. L. W. Cox is very ill. E. L. DENNIS is hack from Bertrand. JOHN H. GRANNIS went down to Minden - den , Thursday , on business. CHARLES KNOWLES of Culbertson was a Sunday visitor in the municipality. JUDGE G W. NORRIS came over from Beaver City , last night , and is arranging io occupy his residence here at once. C. A. HEDGES arrived from Falls City , last night , with a carload of household goods , and will occupy the old Wood's residence. M. W. GALLAGHER arrived , last night , from Iowa , with a car-load of household and farm effects. He will farm the Lewis Farlin place. MR. HENDRICKS arrived from Louis- burg , Ohio , this morning with a car-load of farm and household effects , and will farm the Joe Lee 480 acres , eight miles east of the city , this year , which he has rented. Tribune Clubblnar List. For convenience ot readers of THE TRIB UNE , we have made arrangements with the following newspapers and perodicals whereby we can supply them in combination with THE TRIBUNE at the following very low prices : PUBLICATION. PRICE. .j JuNE Detroit Free Press $ i oo $ i 50 Leslie's Weekly 400 300 Prairie Farmer i oo 175 Chicago Inter-Ocean I oo 135 Cincinnati Enquirer. I oo 150 New-York Tribune. r oo I 25 Demorest's Magazine I oo 175 Toledo Blade I oo 125 Nebraska Farmer lee 150 Iowa Homestead i oo I 45 Lincoln Journal I oo I 75 Campbell's Soil-Culture I oo 150 New-York World I oo I 65 OmahaBee I oo 150 Cosmopolitan Magazine I oo I 80 St. Louis Republic I oo 175 Kansas City Star 25 115 Nebraska Dairyman and Up- to-Date Farmer 50 125 Kansas City Journal , weekly. 25 i 15 Kansas City Journal , daily. . . 4 oo 4 20 We are prepared to fill orders for any other papers published , at reduced rates. THE TRIBUNE , McCook , Neb. Mrs. Calvin Zimmerman , Milesburg , Pa , says , "As a speedy cure for coughs , colds , croup and sore throat One Minute Cough Cure is unequaled. It is pleasant for children to take. 1 heartily recommend it to mothers. " It is the only harmeless remedy that produces immediate results. It cures bronchitis , pneu monia , grippe , and throat and lung diseases. It will prevent consumption. D. W. Loar. "Who would want to kiss a married wom an ? " asks Editor Howe of the Atchison Globe. Htr husband , perhaps , before the eclipse of the honeymoon. "I used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure in my family with wonderful results. It gives immediate relief , is pleasant to take and is truly the dyspeptic's best friend , " says E. Hartgerink , Ovensel , Mich. Digests what you eat. Can not fail to cure. D. W. Loar. . SEABLES & SEftfiLES Main Office llth O SU LINCOLN , NEB. 13 years in Omaha and Lincoln , SPECIALISTS In NervouB , Chronic and Private DISEASES of MEN AND WOMEN AI ! Private Diseases and DISORDERS OF MEN enables us to guarantee to euro all curable cases of the Nose , Throat , Chest Stomach , Liver , Blood , Skin and Kidney Diseases Lost Manhood , Nicht Emissions , Hydrocele , Var icocelo , Gonorrhea , Gleet. Piles , Fistula and Rectal Ulcers , Diabetes and Bright's Disease. t $100.00 for a case of CATARRH. RHEUMATISM , DYSPEPSIA , or BLOOD POISON we cannot cure if curable Stricture and Gleet Cured at Home. Examination and Consultation FREE. Homo treatment by mail in all diseases a specialty All medicine furnished. Call or address with stamp for circular , free book , and receipts write them today P. O. Box 224. Ofllce In Richards Elk. , llth & Oi Lincoln , Nebr. To Cure La Grippe In Two Days. Take Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's name on every bottle. Stage censors in New York wear blue uni forms that don't fit , and silver stars and pol ished clubs , and talk with the Irish accent. Lewis Ackerman , Goshen , Ind. , says , "De- Witt's Little Early Risers always bring certain relief , cure my headache and never gripe' ' . They generally cleanse and invigorate the bowels and liver. D. W. Loar. To secure the original witch hazel salve , ask for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve , well known as a certain cure for piles and skin diseases. Beware of worthless counterfeits. They are dangerous. D. W. Loar. FICKLE FORTUNE. Ups and Downs ot the Klondike Gold- Seekers. The San Francisco correspondent of the New York Tribune writes that the changes of fortune to which typical Klondike miners are subject was well illustrated last week when news came of "Swift Water Bill" Gates' return to Skaguay "dead broke. " "Swift Water" gained a name and fortune by piloting boats through the rapids of the upper Yukon river. He invested in mines , and last year was rated as a million aire. He was the greatest poker play er in Dawson , anu he set styles in ha berdashery. Then in an evil hour he took a trip to 'Frisco for recreation. Here he became enamored of a concert hall singer , whom he married. She obtained much of his property and then tried to obtain a divorce. "Swift Water" then went east and formed several Klondike companies. Then he returned here and started for Dawson with , his wife's sister. Everything went wrong with him , his sister-in-law carricatured his wedding on the stage In Dawson , and when fall came she started for civilization. "Swift Wat er" followed her , but on the way out he lost all his money at poker and is now stranded at Skaguay. Anothei Klondike miner who suddenly gained fortune this summer on Bonanza creek spent 120,000 In one week In Seattle , putting more money In circulation than that town had seen for a long time. Do You Want a Calendar ? The biggest and best calendar ever is sued by the American railroad is now being distributed by the Burlington Route. It has twelve sheets , one for each month of the year. On each sheet is a striking illus tration of some feature of the Burlington's service or of the territory reached by its lines the government fast mail running at full speed ; a tourist car on its way to California ; engine 1591 , the largest passenger engine in the world ; a library car ; a compartment sleep er ; the Burlington station at Omaha ; a din ning car ; a monster freight train ; Estes Park , Cole , the plunge bath at Hot Springs , S. D. , Yellowstone Falls , etc. The drawings from which the pictures were made are by Louis Braunhold , ot Chicago , and cost several hundred dollar : ; . The size of the calendar is 22x28. The dates are in big type which can be read at a distance of 50 feet. For business offices the Burlington calendar is simply invaluable. Purchased in large ouantities , the calendars cost the Burlington Route 27 cents apiece. With postage , packing , etc. , they represent an investment of about 35 cents. Our price is 25 cents io cents less than cost. Write for one : stamps will do. If it is not satisfactory , send it back and your money will be promptly re funded. 2-2-61. J. FRANCIS , General Passenger Agent , Omaha , Neb. What's Your Face Worth ? Sometimes a fortune , but never , if you have a sallow complexion , a jaundiced look , moth patches and blotches on the skin all signs of hver trouble. But Dr. King's New Life Pills give clear skin , rosy cheeks , rich complexion. Only 25 cents at McConnell & Berry's. Milwaukee will no doubt present the cruiser that will bear her name with a set of silver beer mugs. Wm. Orr , Newark , O. , says , ' 'We never _ feel safe without One Minute Cough Cure in the house. It saved my little hoy's life when he had the pneumonia. We think it is the best medicine made. " It cures coughs , colds , and all lung diseases. Pleasant to take , harmless and gives immediate results. Back east a colony has been formed to lead "Looking Backward" lives. A more up-to- date name would be "Rubbernecks. " NOTICE OF SALE UNDER CHATTEL MORTGAGE. Notice is hereby Riven that by virtue of a chattel mortgage dated January 17 , 1899 , and duly filed and recorded in the ollicc of the coun ty clerk of Red Willow count ) * , Nebraska , on the 19th day of January. li > 99 , and executed by Frank P. Allen to Joseph S. McIJrayor , to xocuro the payment of two certain promissory notes of $200 each , one payable January 10,1900 , and one payable January 1C , 1P01 , with intcroi-t at the rateof ten percent pernnnuni in both instances , and upon which there is now ( hie the sum of $100 , with interest from the ICth day of January , 1900. Default having been made in the pay ment of said sum. and no other proceedings at law having been instituted to recover said debt or any part thereof , therefore I will sell the property therein named , viz : The undivided one-half interest iu one tcam _ of black geldings , 9 and 10 years old , named Jim and Joe ; one bay horse , 15 years old , named Cal ; one black mure , 9 years old , named Kit ; one gray team , one horse and one mare , 6 and 9 years old , named Dndo and Lightfoot ; one bay inaro , 7 years old , weight about 800 pounds ; three one-horn ; bug gies ; two polo buggies ; one two-seated car riage ; one two-seated canopy-top surrey ; one three-seated spring wagon ; three i-ets double harness ; three single buggy harnesses ; one set breast collars ; one lady's side-saddle ; three neck reins ; all summer and winter robes in the livery barn of Maddux and AIcBrayer , fifteen in number ; three frtrands of sleigh bells ; two sets fly-nets ; one lire-proof safe and all otlice furniture - uro ; two sleighs and whips curry-combs and brushes now in the livery stable known as the Maddux barn. At public sale at the bam. cor ner Railroad and Madison streets , in the city of McCook , Red Willow county , Nebraska , on the 17th day of March , 1900 , at 2 o'clock i > . m. of said day. 2-23-4t JOSEPH S. SIcBRAYEK. Dated , McCook , Neb. , February 25,1MX ) . NOTICE OF SALE. In the district court of Red Willow county , I State of Nebraska. In the matter of tliq estate ' of John Kolb , an _ insane person : Notice is hereby - , by given that in pursuance of an order from Honorable G. W. Norris , judge of the district j court for Red Willow county , Nebraska , made I on the 17th day of February , A. D. 1900 , for the | sale of real estate hereinafter described , there i will be sold at tlie front door of the court-house ! in McCook , Nebraska , on the 26th day of March. 1900 , at 2 o'clock p. in. , at public vendue to the j highest bidder , for cash , the interest of John Kolb , an insane person , in the following described - ; scribed real estate , to-wit : The east half of the t southwest quarter and the west half of the southeast quarter of section eight (8) ( , township two (2) ( ) north , range thirty CM ) , west , in Red , Willow couuty , Nebraska. Which bale will re main OIMJII for one hour. Dated this 19th day of February , 1900. 2Wt W. S. FITCH , Guardian. J. E. Kelley , Attorney. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Oflicc at McCook , Neb. . February G , 1900. Notice is hereby given that the following-named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim , and that said proof will be made before register anrl re ceiver at McCook , Neb. , on Saturday , March 17. 1900 , viz : Samuel Doherty , one of the heirs of Bennett Doherty , deceased , II. E. No. 10929 for the W Yz SE % Sec. 11 and X % NE Vv Sec. 14 , Tp. 1 N , R. 31 west of the Gth P. M. He names the following witness to nrovp his continuous resi dence upon and cultivation of said land , viz : Isaac Matron of McCook , Neb. ; David Bobin-- meyer of Herndon , Kas. ; Isaac Hart of Culbert son , Neb. and George Matson of McCook. Nob. 2-9-6t F. M. RATHBUJT , Register. CONTEST NOTICE. Department of the Interior. United States Land Office. _ McCook , Nebraska , February 21 , 1900. A sufficient contest affidavit having been filed in this office by Henry T. Church , contest ant , against homestead entry No. 10,854. made at McCook , Nebraska , March a , Ib9l , for the west half of the southwest quarter of section 1 , township 4 north , range : iO west , by Albert I. Risher , contestee , in which it is alleged that : The said Albert I. Risher lias wholly abandoned said tract and changed his residence therefrom for more than five years since making said entry and next prior to this date , anil that such abandonment was not caused by any enlist ment or service in the army or navy of the United States in time of war. Said parties are hereby notified to appear , respond and offer evi dence touching said allegation at 10 o'clock a. m. on March 31,1900 , before the register and re ceiver at the United States Land Office in Mc Cook , Neb. The said contestant having , in a proper affidavit filed February 21,1900. set forth facts which show that after due diligence , per sonal service of this notice cannot be made , it is hereby ordered and directed that such notice be given by duo and proper publication. 2-23-41 J. A. PIPER , Receiver. J. E. Kelley , Attorney. wax Candles n'ffht'from CORDOVA Candles. ant NoilifcK will contribute more to the artistic succem of the Inncneon , . ThebeHdecoratlT. dinner. , tea or candles for the slmpleiit or the cot- > most elaborate fnnctlon-for , URO or mansion. Made In all color * and the moat delicate tlnU br STANDARD OIL CO. and fold ererywhero. Banker Routs a Robber. J. R. Garrison , cashier of the hank of Thornville , Ohio , has been robbed of health by a serious lung trouble until lie tried Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption. Then he wrote : "It is the best medicine I ever used for a severe cold or a had case of lun trouble. I always keep a bottle on hand. Don't suffer with coughs , colds , or any throat , chest or lung trouble when y < > u can be cured so easily. Only 50 cents and Si oo. 1 rial bottles free at McConnell & Merry's. Senator Clark says lie was in the hands of his friends. To a disinterested observer it would seem that the hands of his friends were in his pockets. A Fiendish Attack. An attack was lately made on C. F. Collier of Cherokee , Iowa , that nearly proved fatal. It came through his kidneys. II is back got so lame he could not stoop without great pain , nor sit in a chair except propped by cushions. No remedy helped him until he tried Elecffi'J Bitters which effected such a wonderfM change that he writes he feels like a new man. This marvelous medicine cures backache and kidney trouble , purifies the blood and builds up your health. Only SDC at McConnell & Berry's drug store. Old Dan Rice , the circus clown , is dead , but the jokes he created more than half a century ago will live and see active service as long as time shall last. He Fooled the Surgeons. All doctors told Renick Hamilton , of West Jefferson , O. , after suffering 18 months from Rectal I'istula , he would die unless a costly operation was performed ; but he cured him self with Bucklen's Arnica Salve , the best in the world. Surest pile cure on earth. 25c a box , at McConnell & Berry's drug store. An Iowa man who rescued a xvidow from drowning was married to her three days later. Tins may have a tendency to discourage hero ism in that state. F. D. BURGESS , Plumber and Steam Fitter McCOOK , NEBR. Iron , Lead , and , Sewer Pipe , Brass Goods , Pumps , and BoilerTrimmings. Agent for Halliday , Waupun , Eclipse Windmills. Basementof the Meeker- Phillips building. J. B. BALLARD. DENTIST , All dental work done at our office is guar anteed to be first-class. We do all kinds of Crown , Bridge and Plztte Work. Dr. I. B. Taylor , assistant. JOHN E. KELLEY , ATTORNEY AT LAAV McCooK , NEBRASKA. nt of Lincoln Land Co. Office- - Rear of First National bank. McCOOZ SURGICAL HOSPITAL , Dr. W. V. GAGE. McCook , - - - Nebraska. Office and Hospital over First National Bank. H. P. SUTTO1V JEWELER MUSICAL GOODS McCOOK , NEBRASKA C. H. BOYLE , ATTORNEY AT LAW McCook , Nebraska. Telephone 44. _ P. O. Building DR. JOHN McPnEE , ' DENTIST. . . . . of Chicago. with Dr. Gage. sasr * * IF * V. FRANKLIN , PRESIDENT. A. C. EBERT , CASHIER. # * n * # CITIZENS BANK * # * * F * * 4 OF McCOOK , NEB. * | Paid Up Capital , $50,000. Surplus , $5000 * * r DIRECTORS # W V. FRAHKLIH , W.F.HcFARLAND , A. C. EBERT , . . . . . . . _ H. T. CHURCH , ftttnmn nm ' * OSCAR CALLIHAN , C.'H. W1LLARD.