SOUTH SIDE. The farmers arc putting up their ice. There was a big turn&ut for the preaching , Sunday. Horatio Stone isdoubtless , a happy man.for a 1tU ! gifl came Jto live at his house , last .Sunday.u" A literary society was organized in the Fitch school-house , last Wednesday evening , and starts out with flattering prospects for the future. - The people of South Side organized a Bible class , last Sunday , for the purpose of studying the Bible ; the first ten chapters of Genesis being the lesson , next Sunday. School began with an attendance of four teen , Monday , and the scholars should remem ber that they are on the home-stretch and im prove every opportunity. The South Side. Endeavor Union has ad journed until the first Sunday in June. A large per cent of the members are either teach ers or high-school students , which speaks well for the society , and their being away during the winter months , doubtless was the cause of the action taken by the Endeavorers of South Side. Prevented a Tragedy. Timely information given Mrs. George Long of New Straitsville , Ohio , prevented a dreadful tragedy and saved two lives. A frightful cough had long kept her awake every night. She had tried many remedies and doctors but steadily grew worse until urged to try Dr. King's New Discovery. One bottle wholly cured her , and she wntts this marvelous medicine also cured Mr. Long of a severe attack of pneumonia. Such cures are positive proof of the matchless merit of this grand remedy for curing all throat , chest and lung troubles. Only TOc and Si. Every bottle guaranteed. Trial bottles free at McConnell - Connell & Berry's. Every Month there are thousands of wo men who nearly suffer death from irregular menses. Some times the " period " comes too often sometimes not often enough sometimes the flow is too scant , and again it is too profuse. Each symptom shows that Nature needs help , and that there is trouble in the or gans concerned. Be careful when in any of the above con ditions. Don't take any and every nostrum advertised to cure female troubles. BRADFIELD'S FEMALE REGULATOR is the one safe and sure medicine for irregular or painful - ful menstruation. It cures all the ailments that are caused by irregularity , mich as leucor- rhcea , falling of the womb , nervousness ; pains in the head , back , breasts , shoulders , sides , hips and limbs. By regulating the menses so that they occur every twenty-eighth day , all those aches disappear together. Just before your time comes , get a bottle and see how much good it will do you. Druggists sell it at $ x. Send for our free book , "Perfect Health for Wotnea. " THE BUADFIELD REGULATOR CO. ATLA1TTA , GA. Lewis Dennis , Salem , Ind. , says , "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure did me more good than any thing I ever took. " It digests what you eat and can not help but cure dyspepsia and stomach troubles. D. W. Loar. Many of the blotches , pimples and other affections of the skin are caused by the failure of the liver and kidneys to cast off impurities , which remain in the system. Herbine will stimulate the liver and kidneys , and cleanse the system of all impurities. Price 50 cents. A. McMillen. Prof. Seaver of Yale says Western girls are "schooner built , " but he knows not whereof he speaks. Our buxom lassies are built up with juicy range-fed beef ; not beer. Herbine should be used to enrich and puri fy the blood ; it cures all forms of blood dis orders , is especially useful in fevers , skin eruptions , boils , pimples , blackheads , scrofula , salt rheum and every form of blood impurity ; it is a safe and effectual cure. Ptice 50 cents. A. McMillen. Size doesn't indicate quality. Beware of counterfeit and worthless salve offered for De- Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. DeWitt's is the only original. An infallible cure for piles and all skin diseases. D. W. Loar. The longest street in Chicago is named Western avenue. It probably extends from of to Omaha. the banks the-Wabash-far-away Many a bright and happy household has been thrown into sadness and sorrow because of the death of a loved , one from a neglected cold. Ballard's Ilorehound Syrup is the great cure for coughs , colds and all pulmonary ail ments. Price 25 and 50 cents. A. McMillen. MCCONHELCS BALSAM CURES CCrUGHS McCook Transfer Line J. H. DWYER , Proprietor. g lT'Special attention paid to hauling furniture. Leave orders at either lumber yard. BARTLEY. Wm. Parrish left , Thursday , for York , this state , on a short visit. Otis Karrar of Lincoln is visiting his uncle , John O. Miller , this week. W. C. Hanson entertained his brother Ev- eret from Hloomington , last week. Miss Maud Vickrey returned to University Place and her studies , last Thursday. Henry McKcan and D. L. Ijeaman were pilgrims to the big west-end town , Mond.iy. Will Downs has retired from his position with A. E. Crosby and is working on the sec tion. Frank McClung of Indianola was a Thurs day visitor at \Vet-Grocery-on-tlie-Mid- - way. " James Hickerson has rented a farm of C. H. Haywood near Cambridge , and will move there , next month. The week is being observed as a week of prayer at the Christian church. Reverends Crippen and Roberts are in charge. Geo. Moon departed for Indian ? , Monday. He will visit his brothers at Greenwood , this state , before going to his old home. L. Jennings , who has been spending the last three weeks in Danbury , Conn. , returned , last Saturdayand reports having had a very pleas ant time. Bert Thorndike , tinner for Babcock Bros , of Cambridge , is putting the tin on the tower of our new church , which is rapidly nearing completion. Albert Price arrived home , Saturday even ing. He will spend the winter here and in the spring expects to resume his position with the Telephone Company. This week was installation of officers in the different lodges , and all report a good time. Willis Gossard of Indianola was down to as sist in the G. A. R. work. D. T. Welty and M. A. Ellingson of Cam bridge went up to Indianola , Wednesday , to test S. R.'s new town ordinance. They made us a pleasant call en route. ' 1 here was a "grand ball" north of town , Saturday night , where they tripped the light fantastic and cut liquid air out of "jo-jo" flasks until the small hours of morn. Will Cowles is circulating a petition for a new town hall. The lodges are expected to take an interest in the scheme , the plan being to use the upper story for lodge purposes and the lower one for a public hall. C. H. Listen has "cut the jimsons ; " destina tion unknown , but he is supposed to have gone to the Pacific coast. An overplus of conjugal infelicity is probably the occasion. Geo. Zellers was appointed to look after his stock. The east end of town was the scene of a free-for-all scrap , one day last week. W. H. Gartside. was referee , and Jake Kern , two Russians and the wives of the three were the participants. The fun was just getting under way when Jake fouled one of the belligerents with a frying-pan and the referee called the mill off. The Russian "push" did not appear on the section , next day , and Jake was skirm ishing for help. Ed Lohr was holding an exalted position on the cone of the new M. E. church when he became imbued with the idea that angels were hovering 'round him , and he could spread out his coat tail and join them , but in stead of soaring into the land of paradise he took a sudden drop several degrees below his dignity and sat down hard on a pile of brick , reducing them to fragments. There will be a decided slump in the St. Jacobs Oil market when he recovers. "Tim" Merchant created a panic among the jack-rabbits in the East Valley country , last week , and it is said that some of them actu ally ran themselves to death. "Tim" killed one that George Carr had crippled , but said they were getting so timid about his "zulu" that he would have to work a little strategy on them. His plan was to distribute frozen peas about their resorts , reasoning that they would be so hard that the rabbits would shut their eyes when they tried to bite them , and while in this attitude he and George would make a sneak on them with a salt-shaker. Since the scheme has become public , Curlee brothers have shaved the price seven cents a dozen , fearing they will be unable to get carp. The fragile babe and the growing child are strengthened by White's Cream Vermifuge. It destroys worms , gets digestion at work and so rebuilds the body. Price 25 cents. A. McMillen. INDIANOLA. Mat. Lawritson and wife of McCook were guests of Agent and Mrs. Lawritson , Sunday. Harlow W. Keyes transacted business of the law in the county capital , Monday and Tuesday. Hon. J. W. Dolan of the State bank was a business pilgrim to the big town on the west side , Monday. S. R. Smith , the white-winged Populist newspaper reformer , risked the contagion of the county seat , Monday. Commissioner Crabtree arrived home Thursday , from the county seat , the board , having closed the laborious sessions of the annual settlement meeting. Whosoever has suffered from piles knows how painful and troublesome they are. Tal - ler's Buckeye Pile Ointment is guaranteed to cure piles. Price 50 cents in bottles. Tubes 75 cents. A. McMillen. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. It artificially digests the food and aids Nature in strengthening and recon structing the exhausted digestive or gans. It is the latest discovered digest- ant and tonic. No other preparation can approach it in efficiency. It in stantly relieves and permanently cures Dyspepsia , Indigestion , Heartburn , Flatulence , Sour Stomach , Nausea , SickHeadacheGa8tralgiaCrampsand all other results of Imperfect digestion. Prepared by E. C. Q Witt&Co. , Chicago. The Craving For Stimulant * . The blood normally contains stimu lants , and that these stimulants exer cise a favodug influence on function and conduce to and may even be a nec essary factor In the production of tlie feeling of well being explains the wide spread liking in man and beast for stimulating substances. This liking , amounting often to a craving , is the expression of a great physiological principle. When health Is perfect , when the blood Is well provided with its proper stimulants and not over charged with depressants , there Is no craving for extraneous stimulants , such as alcohol , tea or coffee , but when the blood Is defective in the one or sur charged with the other then Is felt the desire for the glass of wine or the cup of tea. In order to obviate this desire the body should be kept at the highest lev el of health. The more perfect the health the more perfect will be the composition of the blood In respect to both physiological stimulants and dele terious toxins. A blood properly con stituted in these and other respects will exercise a gentle stimulant action on the nervous system and induce a condition of mild physiological intoxi cation , which expresses Itself In a feel ing of well being and happiness a con dition that cannot be bettered. Lan cet. The Result of Too Hindi PnthoH. "One day , " says Jean Francois Raf- faelli , "Daudet was arguing a point that on the stage it Is a mistake to in sist too strongly on any one form of sentiment , whatever It may be. 'Lis ten , ' said he. 'I recall a little incident which may serve to illustrate my meaning : A woman dressed in black one day entered an omnibus in which I happened to be. She was in deep mourning , and her countenance was so worn , so contracted , so furrowed with grief , that her neighbor could not refrain from asking what terrible sorrow row it could be that bad thus left its marks upon her. " ' amid the 'Whereupon the woman , sympathetic attention of all the little world in the omnibus , including the conductor , who did nothing but blow his nose so as to hide his tears , told how she bad lost first one child and within a very few days another. Ev ery one pitied her greatly , but when she proceeded with many tears to tell of the death of a third child her hear ers were somewhat less moved , and finally , when she launched into a long account of the loss of a fourth de voured by a crocodile on the banks of the Nile every one in the omnibus burst out laughing. ' " New Lippincott. Wliy He IB n Walter. W. E. B. Du Bois. in his book , "The Philadelphia Negro , " devotes much space to authentic instances , proving that. In the words of the author , "the road to success is to have a white face. " Professor Du Bois cites many individual cases in support of his somewhat bitter deduction , one of the most striking being the experience of a graduate of the University of Penn sylvania. This young colored man took a course in mechanical engineering , was an apt student , was well recommend ed and by reason of his excellent rec ord obtained a situation through an ad vertisement. He reported for work , re mained only a few hours and was then discharged for the simple reason that his skin was not white. The experi ence was repeated several times until he became utterly discouraged. He is now a waiter in the University club , where he is forced to serve white fel low graduates. He Read Calnc. While Hall Caine was in this coun try several years ago the Aldine club of New York city dined him. Among those invited to meet Mr. Caine was one of the most popular of our Ameri can authors. Soon after the dinner be gan dinner cards began to circulate with requests for autographs. The author in question whispered to his neighbors : "I'm going to send my card up to Mr. Caine as soon as I can , for I am down for a speech later on. and I want to be able to say that I've read something that Caine has written. " New York Mail and Express. The Pendnlnm Alone Ont of Order. An Onion Creek ( Tex. ) darky visited the establishment of an Austin jew eler. " 1 wish , boss , you would regulate dis heah penjulum. " "How can I regulate the pendulum without the rest of the clock T "Bars nuffin de matter wid de rest ob de inards ob de clock , so 1 jess leff 'em at home. Jess you fix up de pen julum. Ef tier penjulum goes all right , de rest ob de clock goes all right too. I know dat much , even if 1 ain't had no book larnin. " Texas Siftings. Liver Complaint. FuddyVhnt is the matter with Harris ? Qe seems all out of sorts. Duddy lie is suffering from liver complaint. Fuddy Can't he find anything to help hlmV Duddy Hi > is looking around for a new boarding lieu e. one in which liver is not an inseparable feature of tlu > cuisine. Boston Transcript- Fact * . "I called in. " said the puffy little man , "to say that your story about the fire next door to me yesterday was all wrong. " "All wrong ? " asked the editor. "Yes. sir ! Why , hang it , sir , I spell my name with two s's , and I make eoap , not shoe blacking. " Philadelphia North American. The Arabs show their friendliness when meeting by shaking bands six or eight times. Arabs of distinction go beyond this : they embrace each other several times. Did 700 read "In Hti 'Steps ? " If you did not you mixed the hook sen sation of the decade. No book produced In the last ten years has been more discnuaed by people of all stations. No hook pro fessedly religious In Its teaching has ever been BO widely read. The author of "In His Steps" Is R v. Charles KI. Shel don. It Is by no means his only soccensfal effort in book making : . He wrote " The Crucifixion of Philip Strong , " a story fully as absorbing In Interest as "In His Steps. " We have purchased this story and It will be printed in this paper HOOD. "We believe our readers will enjoy It. in fii $ Steps The most talked about book of the decade recounted the experiences of a church company who asked in the face of every situation , What Would Jesus Do ? They pledged themselves to do likewise. Cbe Crucifixion of Philip Strong Tells of a clergyman who attempted to preach as Je sus would have preached. His experiences were dra matic , absorbingly interest ing and in the end tragic. Both books were written by who has taken his place among the strongest fiction writers of the day. The Crucifixion of Philip Strong will be published as a serial in this paper beginning soon The Crucifixion of Philip Strong A story of absorbing interest by Rev. Charles M. Sheldon It is hardly necessary testate state to the average news paper reader that Rev. Charles M. Sheldon is the author of "In His Steps , " the book that has attained the greatest sale of a decade. The Crucifixion of PHilip Strong is another story of the same character and strength as ' ' In His Steps. " The dra matic interest is well sus tained from start to finish. We have purchased the f serial rights for this unusual - / usual story and it will be published in this paper , beginning soon. If you read the first chapters you will not miss those which follow. January Bar ams are better than we have ever been able to offer. Our stock of winter goods is too large and must be re duced. Ladies' Jackets Half Price We still have a good assortment of Ladies' Jackets which we are selling : as advertised--50 % discount. All $12.00 garments go at - - $6.oa AH $10.00 garments go at - $5.or All $ 5.00 garments go at - $2.5or. We also have a few Fur Capes good values at Greatly Reduced Prices. 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