I * W.COOK TRIBUNE. V. M. KIMMKLX , , Fubllfthcr. McCOOK , NEBRASKA BRIEF TELEGRAMS. Kansas City's fifth annual horai show opened most auspicuously. Miss Helen Gould and party paid i brief visit to Omaha on the 23d. Ex-Governor Altgeld of Illinois ivll make several political speeches in Ne braska. Ex-Governor Saunders is crltcall ; ill at his home in Omaha. He is eve 80 years of age. Montana volunteers testify that General oral Otis is competent though over burdened with work. At St. Louis Tommy Hogan knockei out Jack O'Keefe in the seventh roum of what was to be a fifteenth roum bout. United States Minister to Argentln William I. Buchanan has resigned am William Lord of Oregon has been com missioned his successor. United States Senator Mallory o Florida , a member of the industria commission is ill , suffering from en largement of the liver. Andrew Carnegie has offered to do nate $50,000 to the city of Duluth Minn. , for a public library , providet a suitable site is furnished by the city Emperor William of Germany wil exhibit the Frederick the Great collec tion of curios , literary treasures ant French paintings at the Paris exhibi tion. tion.Prof. Prof. Paul F. Rohrbacker , one of tin most prominent educators and must cians of Western Pennsylvania , dice at his home in Sewickley , aged 7J years. Vandals have defaced the newly ere- ated monuments in Sieges-Allee , Ger many. The nose and hands of sever of the kaiser's ancestors have been de molished. The German minister , Von Mumm , and Mr. Eliot , the British member ol tlie Samonan commission , held inter views separately with Secretary Hay touching Samoan affairs. Among the passengers who arrived on the 24th on the Ward liner Havana from Cuba were Gen. Fitzhugh Let and Col. E. G. Rathbone , in charge ol the postal system in Cuba. At a meeting of the board of direct ors of New York Central railroad an order as given for an increase of $15- 000,000 in the capital stock , which will make the total capitalization $115- 000,000. The premier , the Marquis of Salis bury , was present in London at the private dinner given to Benjamin Harrison risen and Mrs. Harrison by United States Ambassador Choate and Mrs. Choate. * The scarcity of seal and sable , fur riers in Chicago declare , is the cause of the big advance in the price ot all furs. The ? 60 sable of last year is now . .worth ? 150 , and ayed furs are up trom 20 to 7o per cent. The comptroller of the currency de clared a third dividend of 10 per cent in favor of the creditors of the Fi t * National bank of Neligh , Neb. , making in all 40 per cent in claims proved , amounting to $98,464. " The wind which has been blowing a gale for several days is now abating , and it is thought the forest fires in Wisconsin are under control. Several thousand acres of valuable timber land and much cordwood were burned. The navy department will not send a man-of-war to any of the Columoian ports until further advised as to the revolutionary movement there. The Marblehead is within a day or two of the cable station if she should be needed. A body of a young lady was found in the Des Moines river at Des Moines , and identified as that of Mabel Scho- field , of Macksburg , la. She was 21 years old , and came to that city a few days ago to visit at the home of J. W. Thomas. The body of Lieutenant Colonel Mil- ey was brought home on the transport Sen-ator under escort. He was Gener al Shatter's chief aide in Cuba and fell a victoin to fever in the Philippines. His widow and children reside in Cal ifornia. Frank Spaulding and William Browning , who are alleged to have been memoers of the party which , robbed the bank at Frankfort station on the night of September 15 , have been captured and are now in jail at Havana , 111. The Prince of Wales received Former President Benjamin Harrison in audi ence at Marlborough house. Mr. Harrison risen visited the house of commons , accompanying A. J. Balfour , the gov ernment leader in the house and the first lord of the treasury. Martin White , chief of police of Omaha , died suddenly at his rooms in the Merchants hotel of heart fail ure. Chief White had been conflneu to his rooms for three days with an attsck of catarrh of the bilial ducts. The disease was undoubtedly brought on by close and continual application to work. Mrs. Michael Aukenbrand was killed at"Kilchen's bridge , near Albion , 111. , by Mrs. A. McKone , neighbor , as the result of a quarrel. Mrs. Aukenbrand was returning from church when the quarrel started. The two women were in front of Mrs. McKnoe's house and Mrs. Aukenbrand had a child in her arms when her neighbor brained her with a hatchet. Twenty girls escaped from the State Industrial School for Girls at Mitchell- vllle , twenty miles east of Des Maines , la. They were pursued and captured , and these remaining in the school , about 100 ia number broke out into violence , kicked the windows out and destroyed property generally. Through information imparted by one Donald , Sheriff I iyne , of Ogden , has captured one of the parties con cerned in the holdup of the Union Pa cific train at WIlcox , Wyo. , on June amount of money was 2 when a large taken from the express company' safe. Donald says there were nine men In the gang. Torn by One Insurrection , Anothzr Is tc Bo Faced. PRESIDENT ANDRADZ ! S OUSTED. "Eiaiocho" Hcrnandc-4 1'roclaims Against Castro Caracas In Kxuited and "Criti cal" Kxi r ' i5S the Condition of Aftulrij lu the South American Kepubllc 1)1111- cultles That May Ilucome Very Serious , C ARC AS , Venezuela , Oct. 30. ( New York Herald Special ) . "El Mocho" General Jose Manuel Hernandez , started a revolution this morning against General Castro , who ousted President Andrade and assumed con trol of the government last week. General Hernandez , with an army of 2,000 men left the capital for Ocu- raane , which he will make his first headquarters. General Castro counts upon the support of the liberal party. There is much excitement in Caracas , and the situation is regarded as crit ical. ical.General General Jose Manuel Hernandez , who is known as "El Mocho , " the maimed , because in one of his fights he lost three of his fingers , has had a checkered career in Venezuela. He is the son of a carpenter , and has always been very popular with the masses. General Hernandez began his military career nearly thirty years ago. Also Veuezuelaans prize him for his bravery. During his campaign against Guzman Blanco in the early seventies , he established a record for strategy and personal valor. He has been wounded in battle eighteen times , has been twenty times captured by the enemy , and for several years was an exile in Cuba. Herandez was at one time a candidate for the presidency in Venezuela. He has been engaged in at least two revolu tions. He has sought to overturn the government under Auduza , Rogaz Paul , Agrespo and Andrade. General Clpriano Castro , who is the present dictator of Venezuela , was for many years prominent in congress and long familiar with governmental matters. He showed considerable military skill with his army of 15,000 men , which he pitted against President Andrade. At the head of his army he fought and won a bloody battle near Tacuyo on September 16. He seized the towns of Vienna and Puerto Cabello. and promptly established a new gov ernment. Castro's revolution was planned and organized in Colombia. The better part of his army was com posed of Colombian cowboys , mounted on p.onies and armed with rifles. Cas tro crossed the frontier and marched rapidly to the coast. He swept every thing before him , and the ranks of his army rapidly swelled. After tak ing Valencia he sent an ultimatum to Andrade , demanding that Caracas be surendered within ten days. It was accepted. The United StaUjj cruiser Detroit was sent to Puerto Cabello to protect American interests. SHORT RATIONS , HARD ROADS. That Is 1,01 of Americans Advancing on Cabamxtusn. MANILA , Oct. 30. General Young , with the infantry , is advancing upon Cabanatuan under difficulties. The country is furrowed with rivers and deep ravines , the bridges over which have been destroyed. The mud is deep , rations are short and the transporta tion of supplies has been delayed by low water and the poor condition of the roads. There are sufficient stores , however , to keep the brigade. The in surgents for a long time have lived off the country , impoverishing it. The American horses are not yet accus tomed to the native grass and a long bullock train has left San Fernandino , carrying hay for the cavalry. The Spaniards report tliat there are no insurgents at Cabanatuan. The gunboat Lagua de Bay dispersed a force of rebels who were engaged in constructing trenches behind Santa Rosa. The gunboat was fired on by a party of insurgents bearing a white flag. She is not grounded. Hundreds of Chinese are going to Angeles from Tarlac , paying the insur gents for the privilege. It is reported that Aguinaldo and the Filipino congress are still at Tarlac. There are about 500 insurgents be fore Angeles. They have been quiet for the last week. Two thousand rebels are at Bamban , five miles to the north. General Bates has been recalled from San Fernando and ordered to sail for the southern islands as soon as possible. Ioo's Son a Lieutenant. WASHINGTON , Oct. 30. George M. Lee , son of Brigadier General Fitzhugh Lee , has been appointed first lieuten ant in the Thirty-ninth volunteer in fantry , has been ordered to accompany the Forty-seventh infantry from New York to the Philippines , where he will join his company. Young Lee was at one time a cadet at the military acad emy , but failed to graduate. Sehley Guest of Atlanta. ATLANTA , Ga. , Oct. 30. An invila- ilon will be telegraphed tomorrow to the First regiment of Maryland mili tia , the first battalion naval reserves of the state and the Baltimore drum corps to be a special escort of honor to Admiral Sehley in the big parade , which will attend the admiral's recep tion here next Saturday. Admiral Sehley will be the guest of Atlanta November 4 and 5 , going the day following to Birmingham. Tortorlcans Gratefnl. WASHINGTON. D. C. , Oct. 30. The secretary of war has .received a copy of resolutions adopted by the munici pal council of San German , Porto Rico , saying that the municipality takes pleasure in signifying to the American people through Brigadier General Davis , the military governor of Porto Rico , the gratitude they feel for the generous work of charity which is be ing done for the poor people of the island. LEE ON CONDITIONS IN CUBA. Former Consul General Sayn 1'coplo Ar Improving. WASHINGTON , Oct. SO. Genera Fitzhugh Lee. who arrived in Wash ington last night from New York , ii an interwiew today said that the pee pie of Cuba arc steadily improving un der the existing protectorate of th United States and are slowly , but sure ly , rebuilding their war-wasted home and repairing their crippled fortunes Life and property are secure in Cuba owing largely , he said , to the salutar ; restraint exercised by the America ; military authority. He thinks the tim not yet ripe , however , for a purely Cu ban government. "Cuba , " said General Lee , "is im proving. Tha Cubans are tractabli and quiet -and the revolution has glvei them self-respect and self-reliance Their impulses are generally in th right direction , but , of course , boti in the theory and practice of self-gov ernmcnt they ere wholly without expe rience. There is among certain Cubans a deep-seated prejudice against sonn men , who the Cubans think , oppressec Cubans under Spanish rule and if glv en free rein the Cubans Avould mak < short work of them. "The United States government is pledged to grant independence to Cubr after the island has become DP.cifiei and I believe that promise should be fulfilled just as swiftly as we can Ir reason and justice. The industrial sit uation is improving and money is grad ually going into Cuba , but nothing like as fast as it would if investors wprf sure that property would remain sat ? for years to come and be orotected bj a government strong enough to enforce law and order. " TO DRAFT NEW SPANISH TREATY. Negotiations Will Soon Be Opened nl Ma-lrld hy Minister Storer , WASHINGTON , Oct. 30. An under standing has been reached by which it is expected that negotiations will be opened soon at Madrid for a new treaty between the United States and Spain. This will be the last step to ward completely restoring the friend ly relations between the countries. The war with Spain swept the old treaty out of existence and the only international agreement in existence is the peace treaty , which is confined to the events growing out of the war , has no reference to commerce , navigation , extradition and other manifold rela tions between nations in times of peace. The coming negotiations will be for the purpose of forming such , a treaty of commerce , amity and friend ship. Both sides expect that the new treaty will be a great improvement on the old one , which was an antiquated document dating back to 1795 , with many of the provisions devoted to the boundary between Florida , then a pos session of Spain , and the United States. Save for the Gushing proto col , it had been impossible to frame a new treaty satisfactory to both sides , ind it remained for the Avar to dispose 3f it and thus open the way for a mod ern treaty. SLOSSON-SHAEFfER MATCH. n - _ _ , Chreo Days' Billiard Tourney \VI11 Open at Xetv York Tonlffht. NEW YORK , Oct. 29. The big Slos- son-Schaeffer three nights' billiard natch will open here tomorrow night in Madison Garden concert hall. Both ; he "Wizard" and the "Student" have jeen hard at practice for over two iveeks , and both have shown excep- : ional form. Using Ora Morningstar for a trial lorse , Schaeffer has been averaging light after night better figures than ; he world's record at cushion caroms , ind in one game he went out with an .infinished run of 116. The best match un on record is 165. Slosson , too , ' has been showing splendid form against McLaughlin , vith whom he has done most of his practice , and repeatedly averaged ibove the record , while one or two of ; he best runs have been very close be- lind Ives' record figures. The conditions of the match call for 100 points at cushion caroms , 300 each jvening , and the stakes are ? 500 a side. Bcceptlon to Twentieth Kansas. TOPEKA , Kan. , Oct. 30. Elaborate preparations are making for the re- : eption to be accorded the Twentieth Kansas regiment , which is due to ar- ive here next Thursday from San Francisco. Excursion trains are to be un into Topeka from all points and > ver 40,000 visitors are expected in the : ity. Chief Justice Doster will be maser - ; er of ceremonies of the main exorcises it the canitol grounds Thursday , when Colonel Wilder S. Metcalf will return : he regimental colors to Governor loseph K. Hudson will present Briga- lier General Frederick Funston with he thousand-dollar s\vord purchased > y the citizens of Kansas. Henry's Remains at the Capital. WASHINGTON , Oct. 30 The funer- il train bearing the remains of the ate General Henry arrived here from sew York at 6:10 o'clock last night. iVith a platoon of light artillery as an iscort , the body was taken to Sf. rohn's Episcopal church , where it will ie in state under a guard of honor urnished by the Guy V. Henry post > f the Loyal Legion , until the funeral omorrow. All Quiet ut Ladysmitli. LADYSMITH , Oct. 30. Everything las remained quiet here today and the vater supply is being renewed. A lumber of resident civilians have been irdered to leave the town under pen- ilty of arrest. Lieutenant Miklejohn if the Gordon Highlanders , who was vounded at Elandslaagte in the arm , s improving after amputation of the oember. Steps Into Sclilcy's Shoes. WASHINGTON , D. C. , Oct. 30 tear Admiral Cromwell , who has had ommand of the naval station at Ha- ana since its establishment in Jan- lary last , has been detached from that luty and ordered to Washington with . view to assignment as president of fie naval retiring board , an office ust vacated . .by Rear * Admiral W. S. Ichley , the new commander-in-chief f the South Atlantic station. It Is Said McKinley Will Meet Them ii Fortbcoimuj Message , PROMPT AVOWAL OF HIS POLICY Ho Desires That There 15o Xo Teinporlz1 ing In tim 1'lilllppliio Question Natives to Uo Given to Understaiu What They Are to Kxpcct All Iilfor rnutlou In lit Hand. NEW YORK , Oct. 21. A special tc the Herald from Washington says : Prompt declaration by congress ir favor of asserting and maintaining complete sovereignty over the Philip pines at whatever cost and in favor ol vhe most liberal kind of self-govern ment when the insurrection ends h what the president wants. It is alsc what the Philippine commissioner ; want. There is a great deal yet foi the president to do on his message and for the peace commissioners to do on their report , but this one important conclusion is certain. Your correspondent has excellent authority for the statement that the president intends to make specific rec ommendations to congress in favor of holding the Philippines permanent ly and as to the form of civil gov ernment to take the place of the mili tary as soon as the Tagalos now in rebellion surrender. It is authori tatively stated that there will be no half-way measures suggested for the purpose of sidetracking the Philip pine question until after the next campaign. The president will face the issue suqarely and give congress the best information from his com missioners and other sources to sup port the position he has assumed. Although members of the Philip pine commission are not talking for publication , there is no doubt they will lay great stress in their report upon the desirability of a prompt and emphatic declaration , on the part of congress , which will convince those now in rebellion that all branches of the government are united on the question of permanent American con trol in the Philippines. Such action , in the opinion of Admiral Dev/ey and Prof. Schurman , will be almost as effective as guns in ending the war in the Philippines. It is now only a question of the specific kind of government the presi dent will recommend. He will be gov erned in his decision by the views of the Philippine commissioners , whose final decision will be the result of the deliberations they are here for now. The first meeting of the com missioners will be held in the State department tomorrow , but they will probably not begin the actual prep aration of their report before next Monday. DEWEY RETURNS HIS THANKS. Admiral Acknowledges Gift of Home and Enters Into Possession. WASHINGTON , Oct. 27. Frank A. Vanderlip , chairman of the Dewey home committee , has received the fol lowing letter from Admiral Dev/ey : "WASHINGTON , Oct. 26. Dear Sir : I acknowledge the receipt this day of the title deed to the beautiful house presented to me by my countrymen. My heart is full of gratitude to them for this overwhelming expression of their regard for me , and I request that you will also accept and convey to the committee my heartfelt thanks for your and their efforts. Very sin cerely yours , "GEORGE DEWEY. " ARMOR FOR WARSHIPS. Goi eminent Factory Could Not Supply the Maine , Ohio and Missouri. WASHINGTON , D. C. , Oct. 27. The Navy department has made public the report of Rear Admiral O'Neil , chief of ordnance. It shows a satisfactory condition of affairs in all departments save that of armor. The question of a government armor factory , he says , should have no bearing upon the sup ply of armor for the Maine , Ohio and Missouri , as it would be impracticable to obtain armor from such a source in time to complete these vessels. Vanderhllfs Will. NEW YORK , Oct. 27. Senator De- pew tonght gave out a statement of the terms of the will of the late Cor nelius Vanderbilt. It shows that the fortune is estimated at $70,000,000. Al fred Gwynn Vanderbilt will get about ? 50,000,000. He thus becomes the head of the family. The will gives Corne lius Vanderbilt about $1,500,000. It gives to each of the remaining broth ers and sisters about $7,500,000. Al fred , of course , not included. Out of a spirit of affection and for the purpise of satisfyng all the mem bers of the family , Alfred Gwynn Vanderbilt gives his brother Cornelius enough of his inheritance to make his fortune equal to that of the other members , namely , $7,500,000. Uncle Sam's Lands. WASHINGTON , D. C. , Oct. 27. The annual .report of Commissioner Hermann of the general land office , made public today , shows a grand to tal of 929,308,068 acres of unappropri- ited and unreserved public lands in the United States. The disposals of public lands during the fiscal year show an increase of ? 28,516 acres as compared with the iggregate of the previous year. The total cash receipts of the service in- : reased $792,142 over last year. Orig inal homestead entries showed a de crease of 28,970 acres in area involved ind final entries an increase of 39,132 icres in area. Will Shoot American Shot. WASHINGTON , D. C. , Oct. 27. Ad- nlral Watson at Manila has informed the Navy department that the Spanish junboat Arayat , sunk May , 1S98 , in : he Passig river , has been raised. Her lull , boiler and machinery are in fair condition and she will be repaired. DEATH Of GEN. HENRY. New Commander of tlic Deportment o the Missouri SuccunihH to Pneumonia NEW YORK , Oct. 28. Brigadie General Guy V. Henrry , U. S. A. , lati military governor of Porto Rico , diei a few minutes before ! o'clock this morning at his home , 139 Madlsoi avenue , of pneumonia , aged CO years He had been unconscious for severa hours and his end was peaceful. A his bedside were all the members o ; his family except his son , Captalr Guy V. Henry , jr. , who is in the Phil ipplncs. When General Henry was taken il ten days ago Dr. Smith , a specialist ir pulmonary troubles was summoned and he later called in consultatior two other physioians. The patienl commenced to sink yesterday and ir the afternoon became unconscious Oxygen was used last night in th ( hope of carrying him through tlu crisis , but it was of no avail. His wife , his son , Seton , and his daughter , Mrs. Benton , the latter of whom ar rived from Newcastle , Va. , late in the evening , were with him when he died , Lieutenant P. E. Frank of his staff was also at his bedside. General Henry's remains will be taken from his home on Sunday and wlil be placed on a special car and the car attached to the Washington express , which leaves at 12:55 : p. m. Arriving in Washington , the body will be taken to St. John's church , where it will lie in state with a special military guard until 11:30 o'clock Monday morning , at which hour the funeral services well be had. The body will be escorted from the house to the train in this city by the national and state troops. Of the lat ter there will be the Seventh , Sixty- ninth and Seventy-first regiments. CORNELIUS , JR. , NOT A BEGGAR. Says Ills Father Hud Agreed to Give Him StOOOOOOO NEW YORK , Oct. 28. The World to morrow will publish the following : Cornelius Vanderbilt , at his home at COS Fifth avenue , at 10:45 : last ( Fri day ) night made this important state ment to a world representative : "The agreement by which I receive $0,000,000 from my brother's portion of the estate has been made to appear as a mere gift. It is no gift , but the re sult of a compact entered into before my father's decease. By this compact I was to receive no less than ? iO,000- 000. 000."The "The truth of the matter is that an agreement or an adjustment was made from the beginning. Yes , I may say from the beginning to'the end. There was an understanding between us that my share should be no less than ยง 10- 000,000. " WOMAN'S WORK AT MANILA Hospital Aid Society Formed With Mrs. T.iuvtou at tlio Head. MANILA , Oct. 2S. A hospital aid society has been organised here by the ladies of military circles. Mrs. Lawton , wife of General Lawton , has been elected president. Mrs. Liscomb is to have charge of the work for the first reserve hospital. Mrs. Page for the second reserve hos pital , and Mrs. Starr for the third re serve hospital , each selecting a corps of assistants from ladies in the mili tary circle. Contributions from Daughters of the American Revolution and from the Manila Aid society of Detroit are to be distributed. It is the intention to supply to the sick and wounded , first , clothing , slippers and periodicals , and to visit them personally. CECIL RHODES SEES FIGHT. Diamond King Kevels in the AVar lie I5rou ; ht Ahout. CAPETOWN , Oct. 28. According to further advices from Kimberley , the Boers removed their killed and wound ed in carts. No reliable estimate of their losses has been made. Mr. Rhodes rode out and watched the fight. The townspeople , includ ing the women , mounted the trenches , watching eagerly for the return of the troops. Mr. Rhodes is cheerful and gives dinner parties daily , at which luxuries are abundant. Illinois Centr.il Expanding ; . CHICAGO , 111. , Oct. 28. The Record will say tomorrow : Before many months have passed it is confidentially said the Illinois Central will be a com for Nashville busi petitor-on-the-spot ness. In local railway circles yester day it was persistently rumored that the road had practically completed ar rangements for entering Tennessee's capital , and the plan would be carried out as rapidly as possible. It was said that an extension of the line would be made from Hopkinsville , Ky. , to Clark- ville , Tenn. , a distance of about thirty miles , and that the projected line of the Tennessee Central would be used from Clarkville into Nashville. Show Horses Sold. KANSAS CITY , Mo. , Oct. 27. An ncident of the Kansas City horse j > how was the sale of a 2-year-old sad- lie horse today for $3,000. The horse s Rev Blee's , shown by John Donovan , r. , of St. Joseph , Mo. , and the pur- : haser was George Bernard of Colo- ado Springs. Another notable sale was hat of Queensberry , an 8-yes.r-old ihestnut gelding , shown by George Pepper of Toronto. Kirk Armour of his city paid $600 for the horse. In he high jumping contests to night Tvlr. 3epper took nrst and second prizes vith Queeasberry and Sardonyx , by bearing hurdles six feet two inches ligh. In the four-in-hand class , lorses only counting. A. A. Busch of 3t. Louis took the honor from his ownsman , John S. Bratton. British I'orce From Manila. MANILA , Oct. 28. An informal neeting was held here this evening of nen proposing to proceed to South Africa to fight for the British. More ; han 100 Englishmen , Australians and Americans decided to go. They organ- zed a party and believe they can se- : ure 200 men. The volunteers include ix-soldiers , frontiersmen. Englishmen 'amiliar'with the Transvaal and com- nercial clerks. Lived on IIM "iJr.ive-arccii' ' Money. A California exile from New Jersey has been living for the last score or more of years on the credit of havini ; been dead. Shortly after his departure from home his relatives at thcs East svere advised of his dissolution nnd sent money to bury him , forwarding subsequent installments year by year to keep his grave in suitable care antl decoration. On this original fund and annuity he has managed to eke out a- tolerable living , and to an outward seeming is worth a dozen dead men yet. "Daly Feed i Man and Steed. " Feed your nerves , also , on pure blood if you ivouM hc've them strong. Men and women 'who are nervous are so because their nerves are starved. When they make their blood rich and pure with Hood's Sarsaparilla their nervousness disappears because the nerves are properly fed. Only Dangerous for His Friend. "Shell curtains" are the newest fad in New York. It comes from the sea shore resorts of Long Island , where shells are found , but it has broken out in the city with marked virulence. Some ingenious person has found that it is an easy thing to pierce the shells that are picked up along the beaches , and that when they are strung on wire they make dainty ornaments. Lamp shades , hanging baskets , portieres and window curtains are made of these shells , and the effect Is both novel and brilliant. The light shines through them , bringing out the delicate translucence - lucence and discovering new beauties in a veiy common object of the sea shore. Sea Shall Curtain Fad. The Chicago Law Journal says that a certain doctor had occasion , when only a beginner in the medical pro fession , to attend a trial as a witness. The opposing counsel , in oross-epamin- f Jng the young physician , made sieveral sarcastic remarks , doubting the ability of so young a man to understand his business. Finally be asked : "JDo you know the symptoms of concussion of the brain ? " "I do , " replied th'e doc tor. "Well , " continued the attorney , "suppose my learned friend , Mn. Bag- ing , and myself were to bang oui heads together , should we get concussion of the brain ? " "Your learned friend , Mr. Baging , might , " said the doctoA. At the Old "Fisho Shoppe. " Simpson's restaurant in Bird-in- Hand court , Cheapside , London , { which recently announced that all French wines were off its list because of the Dreyfus case , was established in" " 1723 , and is known as the"Old < Fishe Shoppe. " It has a dally ritual ay fam ous as the pudding at the Cheshire cheese at the table of the Fathers at Carr's. The Simpsonian rite is the guessing of the cheese. Dally a. new cheddar is put on the table and to each diner is given paper , on which he wiites his guess of its height , weight and girth. Then , with reverent cere mony , the president weighs and meas ures the cheese. ' Monument to a Horpo. William C. Whitney is erecting at his country home in Westbury , Jl. I. , i costly monument over the gnjfve of tils favorite horse. The horsi * was burned in the fire in Mr. Whirney's stables early last spring. The stonfi 3f the monument was bought iij Eu rope while in a rough state at J oslyu last week , and from there tak n to Mr. Whitney's place. It Avill be { Beau tifully carved , and when competed have cost $1,000. \ \ The "Pocket Monkey. " A pet so tiny that it can be carried in a woman's muff is the "pocket | mon- key. " This little creature has ; j ! face the size of a 10-cent piece , with snlnll , sven teeth , which he displays jvlieu altering the soft , birdlikc sound r'allfcl : orth by excitement or fear. Hlshfondy s only a few inches long , bt $ liis ? lumy tail is long , and he cuj-ls it iround his neck when sleeping , j Too Many Vtaiil ( haril * . The State Charities ASd ) f New York , has received a r 'rom a special committee sayings that .he number of children placed j'ji in stitutions at public expense as 4esti- .ute has risen far beyond the normal atio , and the evil is thought $ o bo jrowing rapidly , due to the inerti ins .endency of people who do not inrrd mblic charity to avail tbemsflvfs'of it. Alcohol for Autoir. < ilillf. . The majority of motor cars arc j no-.v Iriven by petroleum , but a French inftneer recommends the use of jilcc- ioV instead of it , and motors are jjelng1 iltered so as to consume ir. Tb re is 10 fear of explosion with alfohol : ] and t is said to be less costly than i jtro- eura. : A H.id Case. j Corcoran So you've bncn to Bos on , eh ? Did you find the steels reeked ? 3 'Rorcherling Crooked : &reat ; nakes ! Every time I went otfl for walk I met myself corning li-k. ! ) Cew York Pre = s. ! 'I V.'ell , Hardly. Mother Why did you let him- kiss ou ? ; Daughter How could I help ilj ? He was holding both my hands , snd I ouldn't kick him , could I ? : New rork Journal. j The IJnnqhter's fiift. { The gift to Admiral Dewey wh > jle in loston of the Massachusetts Daughter * ; f the Revolution was an iracjenEe ouquet of 150 American Beauty J-OBCS Landing five and one-half feet The great man's greatest rtiscij-very s the greatness in other men. i