By F. M. KIMMELL. OFFICIAL COUNTY PAPER Largest Circulation in Red Willow Co WHEN Colonel Comfort tukes hi : pitchfork hand to indite a learnec opinion on legal rates , Colonel Black stone , Deacon Morlan and Jasper Phillip : nil take tp the tall timber. Colone Comfort is simply irresistible in hii latest specialty. Besides his legal learn ing and wisdom , all else seems unspeak ably diminutive. IN a recent ministerial assembly , one of the noted divines of the land made the astonishing statement that cigar ettes are causing more crime in Ainericc than the saloons are. While the propo sition may be debatable , there is euougl fact in it to direct close attention to tht matter. Cigarette smoking is doubtless one of the grestest and most blighting curses with which the youth of Anierics is now afflicted. School authorities anc ] parents may well devote more searching and stringent measures to stamp out the evil , or at least , to reduce it to the imum. THE evil of the trust is primarily in overcapitalization. The evil is not sc much in combination and concentration for they bring the people and the world greater advantages than we are wont to admit. As between combina tion and competition perhaps there is small room for question or doubt as to the desirability of the former. How ever , watered stock is one of the crying evils of the day , one of the stealthiest and most genteel ways in which the consumer and the producer or both are robbed of their money , produce or labor. Whether combination is necessarily the law of progress may be-questioned , but that it is a fact of modern progress can not be doubted , and when it is in the line of co-operation it is productive of the best results. Memorial Programmes. Following are the programmes for the union Memorial and Decoration day services : MEMORIAL SUNDAY , MAY 28. Members of the G. A. R. , all old sol diers and Ladies Circle will meet at the G. A. R. headquarters at 10:15 a. in. Line of march will form at 10:45 a"d march to the Methodist church where the following programme will be fol lowed : Song "Gloria" Choir Reading Orders J. H. Yarger Song Choir Prayer ' . Rev. T. P. Beall Thank offering for monument fund. . . Scriptural lesson Rev. W. J. Turner Anthem Choir Sermon H. H. Berrj' "America" Song "America".Choir .Choir and Congregation DECORATION DAY , MAY 30. At 10 o'clock a. m. decoration of the soldiers' graves at Longview , Calvary and Riverview cemeteries by the follow ing committee of old soldiers : George W. Dillon , J.V. . Underbill , John Wil liams , Jacob Steinmetz. W. S. Fitch , and J. M. Henderson. All citizens who desire to join this committee in the dec oration at the cemetery are cordially in vited to do so at this hour. Members of the G. A. R. , all old sol diers and Ladies Circle will meet at the G. A. R. headquarters promptly at 1:30 o'clock p. m. Forming line of march at 2 o'clock under command of Comrade J. A. Wilcox - cox , chief marshal and aids. Line of march will form as follows : G. A. R. and all old soldiers on foot will form on Dennison street , right resting on Main ; Ladies of the Circle will form on Denni son street , right resting on Marshall ; civic societies will form on Main street , right resting on Denuison ; citizens in carriages and conveyances will form on Dodge street , right resting on Main ; citizens on horseback will form on Marshall street , right resting on Dodge ; citizens on foot will form on Manchester street , right resting on Denuison and inarch to Riverview cemetery where the following programme will be followed : Song Glee Club Invocation Rev. T. L. Ketman Music Stayuer's Drum Corps Unveiling monument according to the G. A. R. ritual Oration Hon. S. L. Mathews Music Glee Club Dismissal and return to city All ex-confederate soldiers are espec ially invited to attend with us the Me morial Sunday and Decoration day ser vices. Ladies and school children and all others who can furnish flowers are re- vuested to deliver same at the office of H. H. Berry as early as possible on the morning of the 3Oth , where a committee of ladies will receive them. Advertised Letters. The following letters were advertised by the McCook postofEce on May 2ist : W. W. Cole , Frank Momeny , G. A. Harris , Henry McDermed , A. R. Miller. George Thompson , Mary Wilson , Assad Nasralla , L. M. Washburn , Conductor Woods , EHsha C. Wilcox. In calling for any of these letters , please Bay that they are advertised. F. M. KiMMELi , , Postmaster. . &AKIN6 POWDER Makes the food more delicious and wholesome . . . ROYAL QAKINQ POWDEB CO. NEW YORK. DANBURY. Elmer Milliin is working in the News oilice. Tliero was u dance in the hall , Saturday cvun ins. ins.Hov. Hov. E. C. Hayes will prcmcli in Obcrliii , nox Sunday. A. Barnctt of McCook was in town over night Tuesday. W. A. Minnicar , Jr. , went to Omaha , Wednpfe day morning. Tlio fceatiiif , ' for the Congregational cliurcl arrived on the extra.'Sunday. Rov. Murphy of Holdrcgo preached in the M E. church , Sunday evening. riev. G. W. Windlo is holding protracted meet ings at Beaver Creek , this week. J. II. Wickcb and sister Maggie and Miss Inez Plumb went to Norcatur , Monday. Harribcm < fe Messner bhipped two cars of hogs to Kansas City and ono to South Omalia Wednesday. E. A. Ruby lias commenced the foundation foi a now house on the lot formerly occupied by the Atlas lumber company. Another young man found that "The way oi the transgressor is hard , " Friday , the result ol too much talk induced by whiskey. M.Pato of Orleans came down , Friday , to visit his brother and take in the entertainment. lie and Walter returned to Orleans , Monday. Rev. White will preach a memorial sermon at the M. E. church on Sunday morning at 11 o'clock. Special music for the occasion is be ing prepared. A line rain accompanied by a little hail fell here , Tuesday night. E. L. Dennis says the rain gauge showed ono and one-tenth inches , or about a quarter-inch more than the last one. The barn belonging to William Kendall was struck by lightning and consumed by fire , Tues day night. Two horses and some harness wore burned with it. Loss partly covered by insur ance. A largo crowd enjojed the programme ren dered by the pupils of our school at the hall , Friday evening. The work of the pupils speaks highly of the thoroughness and taste of both themselves and their teachers. About twenty dollars were the not proceeds , which will be used to purchase books for the library. SOUTH SIDE. Picnics sire in vogno now. Ed Hoover is listing corn. East winds bring- the rain. Corn is up and looking fine. Miss Minnie Whittaker is starting a music class. f The Endeavor was well' attended , Sunday evening. Alfalfa is growing very fast and will soon be ready to cut. The assessor of Driftwood precinct has made his returns. We have a fairly good bridge now on the Pleasant Ridge road. Mr. and Mrs. P. A. Mejer were over from Atwood - wood on a visit , the first of the week. Roy Barnes \\orking over near Danbury and he reports everj thing looking fine on the Beaver. Wall Higby returned home , last Thursday after a very pleasant visit with relatives and numerous friends. Will Stone of Mayweed was down Saturday and brought the sad news that Mrs. W. T. Stone is very ill. She exi > ects to return home ab soon as she is able to come. The people of South Side are mourning over the death of a beloved friend and neighbor- Eliza Nettleton , who passed to her last rest , early Tuesday morning. The illness was brief and was the result of old age and a long life of usefulness for humanity and for Christ. Last Wednesday evening a number of the young folks of the South Side and elsewhere gathered at W. G. Higby's and enjojed a first- rate good time. The time was taken up with sames etc. , until supper was announced , when the gue ts withdrew to the dining room and en joyed a bountiful repast. As the happy time tlrew to a clo e , there were many fond adieus and Wall was congratulated on the pleasant way in which his vit-ithad ended. COLEMAN. Lee Sommers has moved to his claim in Chase county. W. S. Bixler has 2SO acres of small grain , 2GO of which is w heat. ' Thos. Real is breaking out fifty acre.on the James Woolworth farm. Ed Osbaugh , W. M. Short and E. Heinline dug out seven j oung coyotes , one morning recently. Ira Divine wont have any time to parley over trading jack-knives if he keeps that eighty acres of corn clean , and he always keeps the corn clean if lie never goes fishing. Rev. T. L. Ketman of the Baptist church , Mc Cook , delivered his lecture , "The Yankee and the Dutchman , " to a crowded house at Zion Hill church , Tuesday evening . The purpose ivas to buy an organ for the church , and over UOwere realized. S. D. McClain has rented his farm to his boy , rt'ilbcr , and moved to McCook. He has pur- : hased a hou-o and lot and , with the family , tvill live there'in the future. Sam came hero in ISS4 with about $ . > 0 and took a claim. Ht > took jff his coat , tolled up his sleeve * and pitched in. [ lis farm has spread out until it covers 4M ) icres , nearly liOO being under cultivation. Hems ms a good frame house , barn , granary , crib , .veil and windmill , and other conveniences for successfully carrying on a farm , A large part if the farm is fenced. Sam takes the family rat ri < ling in a fine , two-seated carriage. If he ; oes alone or takes his wife he uses the buggy. Awarded HigheSV Honors World's Fair , OR ; CREAM BAKING POWDER MOST PERFECT MADE. L pure Grape Cream of Tartar Powder. Free rom Ammonia , Alum or any other adulterant. 40 YEARS THE STANDARD. BARTLEY. Guy Curlee of McCook renewed acquaintance with the home folks , Sunday. Sam Walkington and Elmer Oxley were busi ness visitors in McCook , last Saturday. W. W. Lcmasters and ono of the Huntworl boys were pilgrims to the county teat , Tuesdaj Some of the material for a new depot to re place the one destroyed by lire is on the ground and work will be begun soon. Miss Grace Curlee , who concludes the musica course at tne Wcsloyan university , this term will organize a music class at Wilbur and'siiem the summer there. Dr. J. E. Ilathorn will soon have a force o men at work making extensive alterations upoi and at the same time adding to his alread ; commodious residence property. R. S. and D. C. Baker and H. L. Burton an in the county seat , today , squaring themselve with the county treasurer for another year , am attending to other matters of business. J. W. Wolf has purchased a thirteen-acn tract of land north of J. M. Farrell's and eas of Postmaster Miller's , and will build a rcsi donee property thereon during the summer. The commencement exercises on Wednesday and Thursday evenings passed with pleasiiif particulars , and thus ended one of the mosi successful terms of school ever taught here. Extensive preparations for the observance ol Memorial Sunday and Decoration day have been made by the post , and the usual largo as semblage to pay respect to the nation's dead may bo expected , if the weather be not for bidding. F. L. Enlow of Longmont , Colo. , made a briel visit hero , Sunday morning , while en route tc Cambridge to secure some of his effects. The former agent and wife are pleased with theii new home in the Colorado town , and many friends will hope their stay there may conclude under more cheerful circumstances than it did liere. RED WILLOW. Preparations are being made for a nice pro gramme on Children's day at the Christian church. Miss Ida Canaga has charge of the programme. There was a warm welcome for Albert Helm and Louis Longnecker when they returned. The boys brought many souvenirs of their t-o- iourn in Cuba. The school entertainment > reported to : iavo been very good , although not in a strict sense of the word a school exhibition , for many outsiders were added to the interesting pro gramme. This entertainment closed a very suc cessful term of school and the good wishes of every one in the district follow Miss Peake. Prowling about this neighborhood and In- lianola , there is a person , evidently too poor to juy nu incubator , but intent on raising his or icr chickens from early chickenhood. Last Friday night , this new sort of a chicken crank robbed Mrs. Elmer of seventy-five j oung chicks , riie chicks were being raised in an out-of-door jrooder , and the brooder was -\ermin proof when closed. It was found closed in the morn- ng just as Mrs. Elmer had left it , when she had taken a last look at the baby chicks at inid- light , after her return from the school enter tainment. As Mrs. Bond of Indiauola was robbed in like manner , it is believed to be an ndianola party who iat the bottom of this ittle low down meanness. We should be sorry o think anj of our honest farmers would en- ; age in such a business. PLEASANT RIDGE , Rje is heading out in some of the neaiby ields. Weather variable. Gnats plentiful. Gra.-- loppers not so many as some people t-eem to , upposc. Mrs. W. G. Dutton and daughter Nettie and Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Baldwin visited Mrs. Elmer Slipper , Sunday afternoon. The interesting topic of conversation con- rained in the sentence , "There's going to be Irouth , " is numbf red with the things that pass iway , and now we can keep on talking about Mr. Bryan. R. T. Allnm of Colorado City , Colo. , whose leath notice was in last week's TRIBUNE , had nany warm friends in this vicinity who are grieved to hear of his death. Ho was a good nan , well liked by his neighbors and all join in .ympathy with his family. Mrs. Simoon Love of Hitchcock county has eceived from her brother ( a soldier in the L'enth infantry stationed in Cuba ) some curiosi- ; ies consisting of Spanish coins , jewelry and > rnaments of various kinds. They are all the vork of the Cubans and show that they are up o date in skilled handiwork. EAST RED WILLOW. Mrs. Canaga is back from visiting her parents u Kansas. Patrick McNeil has a new frame barn , 21 x IiO eet in dimensions. Will Sexson was a county capital visitor on lusiiiess , Wednesday. ] > anc Smith of McCook was circulating in his vicinity , Tuesday. Taylor Quigley has leased the Sutor quarter ind is breaking it out. Stormer Brahaler has bought , through Will k xson , the A. L. Spearman quarter. Preaching ill the Christian church has been ii'-pended for the present at the Willow. Mrs. Will Sexsou was the guest of Mrs. I. II. larrison of Box Elder , Sunday and Mondaj. Albert Helm and Louis Longnecker are home rom Cuba , and have gone to ftirming busily. A good many attended the funeral of Rov. lann of Indiauola , Tuesday , from thN part , 'he G. A. R. had charge of the services. What has become of Rundus aud his rotten i > ttcrs , which the Courier formerly printed cith so much display. Did they forget and eave him in Cuba ? LEBANON. Clint Kinder went to Kansas City , Wednesday norning Elsie Roberts returned from Kansas City , last laturday. Sam Devoo left for Kingman , Kansas Monday lorning , on horseback. F. S. Sovorns and M. C. Stephens left for Seat- ! e , Wash. , last Saturday. Ira Ovorstako and family of Cambridge were isiting relatives in this vicinity , the first of the reok. Mrs. T. J. Cress left for Lenox , Iowa , last Wednesday , to make a short visit with rela- ives. She will receive treatment for cancer efore returning. Teachers' Institute. The annual session of Red Willo county teachers' institute will he held < Indianola , Nebraska , beginning June i , and continuing one week only. I earnestly request all who expect t teach in this county the coming year I attend the institute. Those desiring to secure students' ce tilicates for admission to the high schoi will call at my office in McCookvSatu day , April 29 , or at the school-house i Indianola , Saturday. May 6. LILLIAN M. WKLBORN , County Superintendent. New Stock ! New Patterns ! Don't Buy Before Examining Our Superb Stock. F. D. BURGESS , i irand ] iteam Fitter McCOOK , NEBR. Iron , Lead , and Sewer Pipe , Brass Goods , Pumps , and Boiler Trimmings. Agent for Halliday , Waupun , Eclipse Windmills. Basementof the Meeker- Phillips building. Agent for - MceORfifllCK HARVESTING MACHINE CO. Full Line of Repuirs W Always on hand. FOR House , Decorating , Wagons , Buggies , Carriages , Floors , Barns , Implements , Enameling , Staining. [ Varnish Stains. ] L.W.MCCONNELL & co. McCOOK SURGICAL HOSPITAL , Dr. W. V. GAGE. McCook , - - - Nebraska. Dffice and Hospital over First National Bank. Dffice hours at residence , 701 Marshall Ave. , efore 9 a. m. and after 6 p. m. given in appropriate cases. Miss ANNETTA BALL , McCook Surgical Hospital. JOHN E. KELLEY , ATTORNEY AT LAW McCooK , NEBRASKA. I35r'Apent _ of Lincoln Land Co. Office Rear of First National bank. J. B. BALLARD , © DENTIST. © All dental work done at our office is guar- mteed to be firstclass.Ye do all kinds of 3rown , Bridge and Plate Work. Drs. Smith t Bellamy , assistants. C. H. BOYLE , ATTORNEY AT LAW McCook , Nebraska. * oem 3 , Meeker-Phillips Bldg , Upstairs INSURANCE ! FARM INSURANCE MERCANTILE INSURANCE HAIL INSURANCE HOG INSURANCE AGAINST DISEASE a Marble and Granite Monuments RYAN & DOLE , | Upstairs over McMillen's Harness Shop. c , 'I < wwwv Yon Must Hear Us ! It's Your Attention We Want ! Gloves ! Gloves ! Gloves ! All New. Best flake. Warranted. Goat Gloves for Men and Boys only $0.16 Asbesto Tan , full welted seams only .25 Men's Fancy Gauntlet a dandy only .60 Men's Undressed Kid , patent fastener only .75 Railroad Gloves the best on earth only 1.00 OUR RAILROAD GLOVES ARE WARRANTED , AND EVERY PAIR REPLACED IF NOT SATISFACTORY. . LEADING NOTION HOUSE. V B. Z. ASET01I , Tre : . T. E. UcDOlTALD , Cach. CLKTOED HASENAt. Cah. BANK OF DANBURY DANBURY , NEB. A General Banking Business 5f"Any business you may wish to transact with THE McCooK TRIBUNE yil ! receive prompt and careful atten tion. Subscriptions received , orders taken for advertisements and job-work. Unless a woman eats sufficient nour ishing food she can neither gain nor keep a good complexion. Food , when digested , is the base of all health , all strength , and all beauty. Herbine will help digest what > ou eat , and give 3-011 the clear , bright , beautiful skin of health. Price 50 and 75 cts. at McConnell's. Waff 1 Latest Designs. Latest Colors. Come and see our Stock and get Prices. A. McMILLEN , Druggist. THE TRIBUNE will club with , any pa per you may want. Try it. SAID A "DRUnnER" to us the other day , "Your trade seems to come very easy no haggling no beating down no backwardness about your cus tomers at all. " He had just been helping us out in a little rush and said it was a pleasure to wait on such bright , wide-awake customers. AND IT IS ! The little incident caused us to look back over the nine spry months since establishing ourselves in McCook , and to congratulate ourselves on our advancement into the good-will and appreciation of the buying public. Our way of doing business makes friends. "ONE PRICE , PLAIN FIGURES CASH ONLY " is the bed-rock foundation , , - upon which our busi ness rests and grows. It explains the freshness of onr stocks , the con stant accessions of the newest and latest things in onr line. It explains the pleased and affable ways of our customers who feel perfect freedom to buy or not. We have no "string" on them we MUST please them with our goods and prices ; AND WE DO IT. Our lines are very complete and full at present of everything vou want for summer use or wear. WE SOLICIT YOUR TRADE , In Meeker Bldg1. Per Adj. County Offices. GEO. E. THOMPSON. 1 ONE PRICE PLAIN FIGURES CASH ONLY r