etors We have the highest regard for thi irrdoal , profession. Our preparation ! me r.ol sold for the purpof.e of amagon i/ii ! ? : them , but rather as an aid. Wi n , y it down as an established truth tha ir.vrttal remedies are positively injuri s to expectant mothers. Thedistres d discomforts experienced during thi , .aiisi ! preceding childbirth can be a ! ' .M'.ted only by external treatment b' 'jiss a liniment that softens and re ti : the over-strained muscles Wi .e and rc'l such a liniment , com , * ' > . ; " < j the ingredients in a mantle _ eto un ! j\vu , and call it "K'e know th.it in thousands of case : : ' , } " - . < proved more than a blessing t < ' vcUiit mothers. It overcomes morn i : ; sickness It relieves the sense o t..ciiess. Headaches cease , and dan r-r from Swollen , Hard and Risinj I > r-ar.is is avoided. Labor itself i : 1v I.yrcn- and shorn of most of the pnin v V7o know that many doctors recom Tit : : J it , and we know that multitu < ; i- : of women go to the drug stores and bui it because tljcy are sure their physician : have no objections. We ask a trial- jtnt a fair test. There is no possi'i 1 < i-.ancc ot injury being the result , be - ' is scientifically c-i se Aether's Friend ally compounded. It is sold at $ i a bet ; expe-ienced if used only t .rr.e before childbirth. Send for our il 1 unrated book about Mother's Friend. pf TUG BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO i ATLANTA , QA. h Two More Excursions to Hot Springs. Those who find it inconvenient or im poisible to leave home during the sunr iner months will be interested in tlu aniiouiiceinent that on the 141 ! ) and 28tl of February , the Burlington Route wil ] sell round trip tickets to Hot Springs al half rates. Tickets are good for thirty dajs from date of issue long enough for visitors to receive substantial benefit from r course of treatment at the Springs. Hoi Springs' largest hotel , the Kvans , as well ns its principal bathhouses are opei : through the year. Hot Springs' climate , even in midwinter , is clear , dry and sunny not nearly as cold , as a rulf , at that of Nebraska. For tickets and information about train service , apply to nearest B. & M. R. R R. ticket agent , or write to J. Francis , General Passenger Agent , Om aha , Neb. 2-3-413. The "Bee Hive" for Valentines. THE TRIBUNE and Demorest's Family Magazine for 5r-75 a year strictly in advance. The Ravages of Grip. That modern scourge , the Grip , poisons the air with its fatal germs , so that no home is safe from its ravages , but multi tudes have found a sure protection against this dangerous malady in Dr. Kind's New Discovery. When you feel a soreness in your hones and muscles , have chills and fever , with sore throat , pain in the back of the head , catarrhal * 2 inptoms and a stubborn cough you may know you have the grip , and that you need Dr. King's New Discovery. It will promptly cure the worst cough , heal the inflamed membranes , kill the disease germs and prevent the dreaded after ef fects of the malady. Price SOG and ft. Money back if not cured. A trial bottle free at McConnell's. A nice new line of vest pocket memor andums at THE TRIBUNE office. To Cure a Cold In One Day. Take Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 250. The genuine has L. B. Q. on each tablet. Grip's Ravages Doomed. So much misery and so many deaths have been caused by the grip , that every one should know what a wonderful rem edy for this malady is found in Dr. King's New Discovery. That distressing stubborn cough , that inflames your throat , robs you of sleep , weakens your system and paves the way for consump tion is quickly stopoed by this matchless cure. If you have chills and fever , pain in the back of the bead , soreness in bones and muscles , sore throat and that cough that grip1 ? your throat like a vice , yon need Dr. King's New Discovery to Cure your grip , and prevent pneumonia or consumption. Price soc and $ r oo. Money back if not cured. A trial bottle free at McConnell's. Tablets and Box Papers. You will find a fine line of tablets and box papers nt this office for sale at very reasonable figures and of the best qual- La grippe is again epidemic. Every precaution should be taken to avoid it. Its specific cure is One Minute Cougli Cure. A. J. Shepherd , publisher Agri cultural Journal and Advertiser , Blden , Mo , says : "No one will be disappointed in using One Minute Cough Cure for la Cripple " Pleasant to take , quick to act. A. McMillen. _ McConnell's Balsam cures coughs. To insure a happy new year , keep the -liver clear and the body vigorous by us ing DeWitt'a Little Early Risers , the famous little pills for constipation and liver troubles. A. McMillen. THE TRIBUNE will club with any pa per you may want. Try it. Are you restless at night , and harassed by a bad cough ? Use Ballard's Horehound - hound Syrup , it will secure you sound sleep , and effect a prompt and radical cure. Price 250 and 500 at McConnell's. Box Elder Circuit. Sunday-school at Box Elder churcl every Sunday at 10 n in. Church service at II a. in. every two weeks dating fron Sunday , Dec. 4. Sunday-school at Re < Willow school house every Sunday at p. m. Church service at 3 p. m. everi two weeks dating from Sunday , Dec. 4 Sunday-school at Garden Prairie ap pointment every Sunday at 10 a. m Preaching at Ir a. in. every two week dating from Dec. il. Preaching servic at Spring Creek at 3 p. in. every tw ( weeks dating from Dec 11. D. MATSON , Pastor. All kinds of Valentines at th < "Bee Hive. " A copy of Uncle Sam's Navy Portfolic for IQC. The series of 12 for $ i. At THI TRIBUNE office. For La Grippe. Thomas Whitefield & Co ,240 Wab sh av , corner Jackson-st. , one ut Chicago' oldest and niobt prominent druggists recommended Chamberlain's Cougl Rentt-dv for la grippe , as it not onlj yives M prompt nnd complete relief , bu also counteracts any tendency of It grippe to result in pneumonia Fo sale by L W. McConnell & Co. Novelties in Valentines at the "Bee Hive. " McConnell's Balsam cures coughs. Coughing injures and inflames son lungs One Minute Cough Cure loosen the cold , allays coughing and heal nuick y. The best cough cure for chil dren. A McMillen. , A SURE and CERTAIN CURE known for 15 years as the BEST REMEDY for PSLES. SOLD BY AM. DBUG GISTS. Prepared ty SICSA2DSOH USD. CO. , ST. LOTJ13. At L. W McCONNELL & CO.'S. MAKE American Beauties i GORREGT SHAPES. flRTIST EFFECT On Each Bos. FEWEST MODELS. FANCY AND PLAIN. KALAMAZOO 80BSET CO , SOLE MANUFACTURERS. SOLD BV MRS. M. E. BARGER , Tne Deadly Grip Is again abroad in the land. The air pou breathe may be full of its fatal jerms. Don't neglect the "Grip" or pou will open the door to pneumonia and xmsumption and invite death. Its sure ; igns are chills with fever , headache , dull leavy pains , mucous discharges from the lose , sore throat and never-let-go cough Don't waste precious time treating this : ough with troches , tablets , or poor , : heap syrups. Cure it at once with Dr. King's New Discovery , the infallible eniedy for bronchial troubles. It kills .he disease germs , heals the lungs and jrevents the dreaded after effects from he malady. Price 50 cts. and $1.00. Money back if not cured. A trial bottle ree at McCounell's. SCALE BOOKS For sale at THE TRIB UNE office. Best in the market. Paul Perry , of Columbus , Ga. , suffered igony for thirty years , and then cured lis piles by using DeWitt's Witch Hazel salve , It heals injuries and skin dis- ; ases like magic. A. McMillen. McMillen's Cream Lotion. These are dangerous times for the lealtb. Qtt > up , colds and throat troubles ead rapidly to consumption. A bottle f One Minute Cough cure used at the ight time will preserve lifehealth and a arge amount of money. Pleasant to ake ; children like it. A. McMillen. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salv. . Cares Pile * . ScId * . Barns. PAY FEES OB SUFFEB TIPS THAT MUST BE GIVEN ON THI BIG OCEAN LINERS. The FaiteDger Who Seek * to Evade THI Sjitem of Mild Blackmailing Has HI Life OB Board Made Miserable by tin Employee * of the Steamship. The fee system is more rigidly en forced on a big passenger steamshi ] than anywhere else. It is one of th < places where servants demand their fee : and tell yon the amount that they thiul yon ought to give them. While th < waiters at restaurants and hotele expoc fees for their services and will hint anc may perhaps make it embarrassing foi you if they are not paid they hav < not gone so far as to tell yon that the ] ttant a fee and prescribe the amount Even porters do not do that. They comi around , brush your coat and hat am run the -whisk over your trousers , bu it is seldom that they ask you for an ] money , let alone a specified amount. On the passenger steamers the stew ards regard their fees as a matter o : right as much as the steamship com pany regards your passage money. It ii possible to avoid paying the fees , a : they are not collectable by law , but tin passenger who does not pay them wil have trouble in getting his luggage oil the steamer , and it would be well fen him to keep off steamers afterwarc where any of the servants of that boat are employed. The stewards seem to have some sorl of fee guidebook or black list of passeu gere who do not give fees , so that the ) can make them suffer on future trips. Certain fees are regularly fixed and ex pected , irrespective of the cost of th ( stateroom or the style in which a mar travels , while certain other fees depeuc on the style. For an ordinaiy passeugei there are fees to be given to the state room steward , the saloon steward , the deck steward , the smoking room steward and the barber and bath man. The fee to the steward who looks after your stateroom is about 10 shil lings. The steward who waits on you at the table should receive the same fee. The deck steward , for bringing yon an occasional drink and looking after yom steamer chair and rugs , expects 5 shil lings , but be will take half a crown. The smoking .room steward expects 5 shillings , and if yon are in the smoking room a great part of the trip he feels that he is entitled to as much as the stateroom steward or your waiter. A bath every day on the passage can be had for a 5 shilling fee. These rates are fixed by long custom. The stewards can tell whether or not a man understands the rates and if he will pay at the end of the trip. If they do not think that ho will , they give him hints from time to time until they get some assurance on his part that he recognizes the obligation of the fee sys- tem. If they think he will not pay , bo will have a hard time of it. He will find that his stateroom is not well made up : that he does not get care when he is seasick ; that he is served last at the table and does not got the things that he ordered ; that the wrong drinks and cigars come to him in the smoking room , and that his steamer chair is con stantly lost. The servants are as effec tive as seasickness in making a man's trip miserable. These fees are not to be paid until the last day of the trip. The servants very speedily find out at which place a passenger is to get off. If making his first trip , they are pretty sure to know it. It is advisable for him in that case to tell his stateroom steward and his waiter that ho will give them the regu lar fee at the end of the trip if they servo him properly and that if they do not they will not get a penny. If he tells them this in the proper way , ho will get as good service as the man who is well known. The last laorning of the trip the state room steward comes round for his fee. If the passenger does not offer it , the steward suggests that it is customary to give him a fee , and that the regular fee is half a sovereign. If anything less is offered him and ho thinks he can get a half sovereign by refusing to accept less , he will at once hand the proffered sum back and say in an insolent way that he never takes less than the regu lar fee. With mauy passengers , particularly women , this remark and the tone ex tract the 10 shillings. The saloon stew ard does the same thing. The stewards work in with each other , and if a man succeeds in avoiding the stateroom stew ard the saloon steward will ask him for both himself and the stateroom steward. As a man cannot get off the ship until it stops , there is no way of escaping these demands , which will be repeated Juring the last day of the trip until the passenger succumbs. Now York Home Journal. Genuine. Airs. Parvenu That picture in the corner is by an old master. Mrs * Swartleigh Indeed. I would never have guessed it. Mrs. Parvenu Yes , the man 1 bought it from gave me a written Knar- mteo that the painter was past 75 bo- "oro ho done a stroke on it. Chicago News. In Use. Mamma ( at the breakfast table ) STou always ought to use your napkin , jeorgie. Georgie I am usiii it , mamma. I've jot the dog tied to the leg of the table rvith it. Chicago Tribune. Much of the artificial coloring of ; oods is traditional and not meant to do- : eivo. Thus candies are colored obvious- y to please the eye and add to the at- iractivenesa of the confectioner's show- rase , and likewise butter and mustard ire colored with no intent to spoil their rarity. The average age at which women narry ia civilized countries i rears. VISITING A SHRINE. tit&ntenant Bnwllnson'i Daring Entry Inta the Sacred City of Kum. ECHO , a walled city of Persia , ranks eeoood to Meshed in sanctity , on ac count of the famous shrine of Masuma Fatima , sister of the Imam Kiza , a fa mous saint of the Mohammedans. While Lieutenant Rawlinson was on his way to Teheran he heard much of this sacred city and the glories of- the shrine , which , it was said , no Euro pean had ever entered. Death , so rumor whispered , would bo the portion of the audacious infidel who should be discov ered within its precincts. To a young and ardent spirit a danger ous adventure is an irresistible attrac tion. Young Rawlinsou determined to visit the shrine. Disguised as a Persian pilgrim , thoubands of whom annually journey to the sacred city , he joined the crowd of pilgrims. His knowledge of Persian and of the customs of the coun try enabled him to pass undetected through the temple gates and to make his way to the tomb of the saint. The guardian gave him the customary form of words arid he repeated them. But his curiosity almost caused his detection. Attracted by magnificent suits of steel armor which hung on the walls , ho was gazing at them , when suddenly he found that he had turned his back upon the sacred shrine where in the saint was entombed. A thrill of alarm startled him , but the discourtesy , impossible to a "true believer , " had not been noticed. If it had been , there would probably have been no further career for the young lieutenant , who subsequently became the decipherer of Assyrian and Babylo nian inscriptions and texts , and died the renowned orientalist. Sir Henry Raw linson. Youth's Companion. MATES OF GREAT MEN. The Wives of Both Disraeli and Gladstone Were Brave. Once when Gladstone was making an outdoor speech it began to rain. Quietly Mrs. Gladstone , with her sweet , moth erly face , and who always accompanied her husbnud , stood up , and , opening a domestic looking umbrella of the Gamp species , held it over him The spectacle which the old couple presented there standing together was so touching and appealed so thoroughly to the good feel ings of the crowd , because of the strik ing picture of Darby and Joan domes ticity , that when a burly costermonger , who had been loudest in his catcalls and hooting of Mr. Gladstone up to that moment , suddenly shouted , "Three cheers for the grand old woman ! " every one responded with a will. Lady Beaconsfield showed similar de votion to Gladstone's great rival on more than one occasion. She , too , was devoted to her husband , and many old parliamentarians recall the story of how after having had her hand terribly crushed in the carriage door while driv ing down to the house of parliament with Disraeli she refrained from utter ing a cry or from saying a word about her injury lest his mind should be divert ed from the great and important speech which he was to deliver that night. It was not until he reached home and found the doctor at her bedside that he was made aware that she had sustained any hurt. New York Herald. Dancins : Birds. One of the many strange sights on the plains of southern Africa is a party of waltzing ostriches. Their queer an tics have been described thus : "When there are a number of them , they will start off in the morning and after running a few hundred yards will stop , and with raised wings will whirl rapidly round till they are stupefied or perhaps break a leg. The males pose also before fighting and to make their court. They kneel on their ankles , Dpening their wings and balancing themselves , alternately forward and backward or to one side or the other , while the neck is stretched on a level with the back and the head strikes the sides , now on the right , now on the left , while the feathers are bristling. Ihe bird appears at this time so absorb- 3d in its occupation as to forget all that is going on around him and can be approached preached and caught. The male alone niters a cry , which sounds much like m effort to speak with the month shut iight. ' ' Discovery of the Home of Bnddha. Far away on the border of Nepal the aome of Guutama Buddha has been dis covered. Buddha lived about 500 B. C. md was the sou of the rajah of Kapila- ? astn. A pillar , inscribed by the Em peror Asoka in the third century B. C. , narks the city's site. The ruins are all ) f brick and are covered with jungle md so extensive that their exploration ivill require years. The city was de stroyed during Buddha's lifetime. It ivas a mass of ruins in A. D. 410 , when ; ho first Buddhist Chinese pilgrim made lis way thero. The buildings that are low being excavated are older than nny- ihing known in India heretofore. Lon- lon Letter. Sixty-two Children. A remarkable tale of human fecnndi- ; y is told by the London Daily News. \n Italian peasant woman named Gra- lata , married at 28 years , has borne 62 thildreu. She began with a single laughter , followed by six boys at a > irth , then by five more , and these by riplets twice and four at a birth. After his she limited herself , like ordinary vomen , to single babies and twins , but vonnd up with auother batch of four. Swedish Krvllwny * . The first railroad in Sweden was ipeued in 1855 , and the country has low in proportion to its population nore railways than any other country n Europe. They are owned partly by he state and partly by private corpora- ions. 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