is oniy a symptom not a disease. So arc Backache. Nervousness. Dizziness and the Dines. They all come from an uni.tdithy state of the men strual organs. If you suffer from any of these symptoms if you feel tired and languid in the morning and wish you could lie in bed another hour or two if there is u bad taste in the muuh , and no appetite if tliere is priin in the side , backer or abdomen BRADFIELD'S FEMALE REGULATOR will bring about a sure cure. The doctor may call your trouble some high-sounding Latin name , but never mind the name. The trouble is in the menstrual organs , and Bradfield's Female Regulator will restore you to 'health and regulate the menses like clockwork. ScM l > v drujjjiits forji a bottle. A free Illustrated bcok t0l < - > .iiiu > jnv iroiiun if request be THE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO. ATLANTA. GA. WE WANT AT ONCE A reliable man to sell our Blue Pennant Br.md.s of Lubricating Oils and Greater and bigh grade Thresher and Mill Sup plies. Will make liberal arrangements fe. . ami give steady employment to the riyht man. The Euclid Oil Company , Cleveland , Ohio. The "Bee Hive" for Valentines. Tne Deadly Grip . Is again abroad in the land. The air you breathe may be full of its fatal germs. Don't neglect the "Grip" or you will open the door to pneumonia and consumption and invite death. Its sure signs are chills with fever , hea 'ache , dull heavy pains , mucous discharges from the ose. sore throat and never-let-go cough Don't waste precious time treating this cough with troches , tablets , or poor , chfap syrups Cure it at once with Dr. King's New Discovery , the infallible remedy for bronchial troubles. It kills the disease germs , heals the lungs and prevents the dreaded after effects from * he malady. Price 50 cts. and $ i.oc. Money back if not cured. A trial bottle free at McConnell's. THE TRIIJUNE and Deniorest's Family Magazine for $1.75 a year , strictly in advance. The Ravages of Grip. That modern scourge , the Grip , poisons the air with its fatal germs , so that no home is safe from its ravages , but multi tudes have found a sure' protection against this dangerous malady in Dr. King's New Discovery. When you feel * soreness in your hones and muscles , have chills and fever , with sore throat , pain in the hack of the head , catarrhal ymptoms and a stubborn cough you may know you have the grip , and that you t\eed Dr. King's New Discovery. It will promptly cure the worst cough , heal the1 inflamed membranes , kill the disease germs and prevent the dreaded after ef fects of the malady. Price soc and $ r. Money back if not cured. A trial bottle free at McConnell's. A nice new line of vest pocket memor andums at THE TRIBUNE office. To Cure a Cold In One Day. Take Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails'to ' cure. 250. The genuine has L. B. Q. on each tablet. Grip's Ravages Doomed. So much misery and so many deaths have been caused by the grip , that every ne should know what a. wonderful rem edy for this malady is found in Dr. King's New Discovery. That distressing stubborn cough , that inflames your throat , robs you of sleep , weakens your system and paves the way for consump tion is quickly stopped by this matchless cure. If you have chills and fever , pain in the back of the head , soreness in bones and muscles , sore throat and that cough that grips your throat like a vice. YOU need Dr. King's New Discovery to cure your grip , and prevent pneumonia or consumption. Price soc and $ i oo. 'Money back if not cured. A trial bottle free at McConnell's. Tablets and Box Papers. "You will find a fine line of tablets and "box papers at this office for sale at very Bit reasonable figures and of the best quality ity- La grippe is again epidemic. Every precaution should be taken to avoid it. Us specific cure is One Minute Cough Cure. A.J. Shepherd , publisher Agri cultural Journal atfd Advertiser , Elden , Mo .says : "No one will be disappointed in using One Minute Cough Cure for la Cripple " Pleasant to t&ke , quick to act. A. McMillen. McConnell's Balsam cures coughs. To insure a happy new year , keep the Jiver clear and the bodv vigorous by us ing DeWitt's Little Early Risers , the famous little pills for constipation" liver troubles. A. McMillen. THE TRIBUNE will club with any pa per you may want. Try it. Are you restless at night , and harassed by a bad cough ? Use Ballard's Hore- fcound Syrup , it will secure you sound .deep and effect a prompt and radical j cure rr ce 25C anJ soc Bt McConnell's. Box Elder Circuit. Sunday-school at Box Elder church every Sunday at 10 a.m. Church services at II a. in. every two weeks dating from Sunday , Dec. 4. Sunday-school at Red Willow school house every Sunday at 2 p. in. Church service at 3 p. in. every two weeks dating from Sunday , Dec. 4. Sunday-school at Garden Prairie ap pointment every Sunday at 10 a. m. Preaching at u a. m. every two weeks dating from Dec. II. Preaching service at Spring Creek at 3 p. in. every two weeks dating from Dec it. D. L. MATSON , Pastor. All kinds of Valentines at the "Bee Hive. " A copy of Uncle Sam's Navy Portfolio for joe. The beries of 12 for $ i. At THE TRIBUNE office. For La Grippe. Thomas Whitefield &Co ,240 Wabash- av . corner Jackson-st. , one of Chicago's oldest and most prominent druggists , recommended Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for la grippe , as it not only gives a prompt and complete relief , bul also counteracts any tendency of la grippe to result in pneumonia. For sale by L. W. McConnell & Co. Novelties in Valentines at the "Bee Hive. " McConnell's Balsam cures coughs. Coughing injures and inflames sore lungs. One Minute Cough Cure loosens the cold , allays coughing and heals quickly. The best cough cure for chil dren. A. McMillen. , TABLE ! 'CURES ' NOTHING BUT PILES. , A SURE and CERTAIN CURE known for 15 years as the BEST REMEDY for PILES. SOU ) BY AI.Ii DRUGGISTS. Projarei t ? B1CHASBSGS MSB. CO. , ST. LOUIS. / At L. W. MeCONNELL & CO.'S. MAKE American Beauties F'C ' * CORRECT SHAPES. ftRTISTIB EFFECTSc AH Lengths * On Each Box. NEWEST MODELS. FANCY AND PLAIN. mmw CORSET oo , SOLE MANUFACTURERS. SOLD BY MRS. M. E. BARGER. SCALE BOOKS For sale at THE TRIB UNE office. Best in the market. Paul Perry , of Columbus , Ga. , suffered igouy for thirty years , and then cured bis piles by using DeWitt's Witch Hazel 3alvc , It heals injuries and skin dis- sases like magic. A. McMillen. McMillen's Cream Lotion. These are dangerous times for the tiealth. Croup , coldsand throat troubles lead rapidly to consumption. A bottle jf One Minute Cough cure used at the right time will preserve lifehealth and a large amount of money. Pleasant to take ; children like it. A. McMillen. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve Cores P1I . Scaldi. Burst. THE COOE"&AMBLER. HOW HE BETS , WINS AND LOSES AT MONTE CARLO. A Sees * by Night la the Great Glided Den at Monaco Tempting Fickle JTor- tTtne M a Cold Blooded Boiineis Trans action A Lucky English Couple. Not to neo the gambling rooms at Monte Carlo by night would be to miss the grand show of the place. There are not people enough in the town to make up the crowds that press through the big corridor and the atrium in the even ing. They come in trains from all the neighboring places from Cannes , Nice , San Bemo , Men tone , sometimes from as far as Genoa. People ride down from Paris , 20 hours in the rapide , just for a .little "Bhy" at the tables. All outside is'as bright as day , though chilly. When I set out for the casino , I came npon a young English couple standing near the big fountain , discussing some thing with great earnestness. They were good looking , well dressed , with something of an air of a bridal couple. What became of them at the moment 1 did not notice , and inside I stood for a few minutes watching the roulette ta bles. Ten minutes later I went into the trente et quaranto room and met them just inside the big arched doorway. They were on their way out Her rosy cheeks were rosier than before , and her face was wreathed in smiles. He was fairly radiant and looked "very fit , " as the Londoners say. In one hand he held a great bundle of French notes , all stretched out at full length , just as they came from the tables. 16 took no great shrewdness to see that for ten minutes they had been leading active , industri ous lives and had reaped the reward of industry and virtue and were getting out of the place before they were tempt ed to try again and lose. One elderly gentleman was at the moment doing tbe leading business in that room and attracting the most at tention by risking ten 1,000 franc notes ( $2,000) ) at every dealing of the cards. He was particularly interesting to me , because he was beyond doubt an Ameri can. He was a fine looking .man , with gray hair , iron gray beard , well trim med , a shrewd eye tnat watched every move the dealer made , and of course in the regulation black evening clothes. His face showed him to bo a man who had made his money , not inherited it. I think that lumber was tbe foundation of his fortune in the northwest some where , but long enough ago to give him time to have the sawdust brushed out of his clothes , for he was very smooth and well groomed. Not a word was said around the table , so there was no chance to hear what language he spoke. He was one of those men who would not look at all out of place leading a prayer meeting , but who might be de pended upon for a ready revolver if he caught the dealer at any foul play. The notes came out of one of his vest pockets , but not carelessly. There was none of the usual effort to look as if risking $2,000 every throe minutes was an everyday affair with him. He did everything with caution , always delib erating over what square he should lay his money upon , and sometimes chang ing it to some other square after he had laid it down. But whether he won or lost ho showed no emotion whatever. Ho won oftener than he lost while 1 watched him , putting the winnings al ways into the same vest pocket. At one time the banker made a mistake in du plicating a pile of his notes that had won , but this did not bring a word from him. His eyes were open , and instead of picking up the pile ho merely pushed it back toward the banker , which was a sufficient hint for a recount. When the mistake was corrected and the miss ing note supplied , he added the pile to the big lump in his pocket. Like almost every player around the trente et quarante tables , ho was there strictly for business. It was not a few dollars laid on for the novelty of the thing , but a deliberate speculation in the hope of winning. My experience of gambling houses is fortunately rather limited , but I have seen the big places of Saratoga and Long Branch and one or two in New York and some very large ones in Cuba and Mexico. Never have I seen such a businesslike air in any gambling room as there is here. You may not be wicked enough to know that generally a great deal of smoking and drinking and some eating go with fashionable gambling , but that is the case. The sideboard is almost as neces sary as the tables , and George and Sani- bo and Henry are kept busy carrying champagne and cocktails to the thirsty players. This is pure business with "the house , " even where these things are not charged for , for does not a man become the more reckless the more al cohol he absorbs ? But there is none of that here. There is no smoking in the rooms , and no drinks are served at the tables. As far as I have seen , there is no place in the casino building where drinks can bo bad , though possibly there may be some cozy corners that I have not discovered. It is as much a business house as a wholesale dry goods store , and tiic profits are larger for the firm. This gives it a very cold blooded atmo.spher , for there is not a particle of interest in either of the games outsidu of the finan cial risks involved. They are stupid games of doctored chance that a navvy can play as well as an arithmetician. New York Times. Diplomatic. Tom I've lost a doacn pairs of gloves to that girl , and I haven't a son to buy them with. Dick Tell her no one keeps the size Email enough for her little hands. She'll be just as pleased. Pick Me Up. Too BXnch For Any1 Man. There isn't any one so good that it doesn't make him mod to go home to dinner and find some one sitting in his chair at the table. Atehieon Globs. CITY FIRE FIGHTERS. The Deadly Peril * They Encounter In ST- inc Human Lives. A great teueruent bousowas burning like tiuder wood in ouo of tbo poorest quarters of tbe metropolis. The stairs had gone up in smoke before everybody bad left tbe building , and oven tbo fire escape down tbo outside of tbe building was cut off by tbo bet flumes from tbo lower windows , wbicb bad already peeled off a part of it. A young girl of 14 or 15 was frantically shrieking for help in one of tbe top windows , and a mother was wringing her hands in piti ful despair down in the street. Tbo chief called for volunteers to save the girl , and throe men caino for ward on tbe instant , without hesitation and without awaiting to count their chances for success. This is tbe custom in such cases , for no one would take the responsibility of ordering a fireman to bis possible death. A strong young fellow who had yet to win his spurs was selected for the task , and he disappeared quickly through the doorway of tbe adjoining building. When next the crowd saw him he appeared at the window just tinder the roof , and , grasping the tin cornice of the burning building next to him , he swung out into the air and made his way , bond over hand , for 30 feet through the dense smoke that rose in black clouds from tbe lower windows to the sill where the girl was seen. She had fallen back into the room unconscious .and was overcome with smoke by the time he reached her. A thousand anxious faces in the street below - low were tortured with fear for the hero , a hundred muttered prayers went up for his safety as the fireman disap peared into tbo black cloud , and a thou sand throats sent up a lusty shout of re lief as he appeared again at the window a moment later with the limp form of the girl in bis arms. Harper's Hound Table. THE CLOTHES OF AUTHORS. Some Strictures Upon the Dress of llah Literary Men. Novelists and playwrights in sample quantities are the latest class to come under the basilisk eye and measuring tape of The Tailor and Cutter. These members of tbe sister profession of jour nalism , and perhaps even the severely judged members of parliament who have appeared iu a like connection , may be relieved to know that the novelists and playwrights scarcely excel them as glasses of fashion and molds of form. Byway no doubt of sharpening his pen , the tailor critic begins with I. Zang- will , whose louugo suit "might have belonged to any period dnring the last ten years , " and hud even reached the stage of the "shabby genteel. " How ever , it is consoling to know that Mr. Zangwill's literary success enables him to wear a frock coat that nearly passes mnster , even though the accompanying trousers are too short. Mr. Jerome , J. M. Barrie , Henry Ar thur Jones and Hall Caine might al most be called moderately well dressed in a nonstylish sort of way. At all events they avoid the shuddering solecism of wearing a light coat and waistcoat with dark trousers , attributed to Robert Buchanan , or the mixed styles of W. S. Gilbert. But the only two members of the class who unreservedly enjoy the approval of onr contemporary are Sir Walter Besant and Clement Scott The former will no doubt be rejoiced to learn that his clothes might canso him to be mistaken for "a prosperous ci < 7 merchant , " while Air. Scott might "easily be mistaken for a prosperous tradesman , " says a tailor. The force of flattery could surely uo farther go. London Chronicle. Gladstone's Courtesy. "My father , " says a London restau rant keeper , "was a milkman , and his place was in the neighborhood of Harley - ley street. Ho supplied the Gladstone family with milk , and I delivered it. One day when on my rounds a thunder storm came on as I had just reached Mr. Gladstone's house , and the rain descend ed in torrents. I rang the servants' bell , but it was not promptly answered , and meantime I was being soaked with the rain. The front door opened , and a kindly voice asked me to step into the doorway , so that I might be sheltered. Mr. Gladstone had seeu me from the window and opened the door himself. He also rang for the servant , so that I might be attended to without further delay. " Light and Artificial fog. The production of cloud by the action of ultra violet light was demonstrated at a soiree at the Royal society by C. T. R. Wilson. The beam from an arc.lamo was focused by a quartz lens in a tube containing moist air free from dust. In a few minutes a blue fog was seen to form in the illuminated cone , and this fog could be made to move by applying heat to the tube locally. When the ul tra Tiolet rays were cut off by a sheet of mica , no such formation took place , and it is therefore suggested that the smal1 particles which give rise to the blue of the sky are produced by the ultra violet raya of sunlight absorbed in the upper layers of the atmosphere. Engineering. Built Upon a Bowlder. There is a village in England built upon an enormous bowlder of chalk. This bowlder is half a mile long and must have been carried coastward a dis tance of 25 miles by some great iceberg. Itwas dropped to the bottom of the glacial sea , where it became partly cov ered and surrounded by blue gray bowl der clay. Mrs. .1. M. Bull , wife of the pastor of the Methodist Episcopal church at Worthington , Minn. , supplied the pul pit on a recent Sunday in the absence of her husband. The first baby gets its photograph taken every three months. The other babies are lucky to get theirs taken ouco in three years. Bachelor. J' The B ind You Have Always Bought , and ivhich has been , in use for over 30 years , has borne the signature of - and has been made under his per sonal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits , Imitations and Substitutes arc but Ex periments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR1A Castoria is a substitute for Castor Oil , Paregoric , Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Harmless and Pleasant. It contains neither Opium , Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles , cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food , regulates the Stomach and Bowels , giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE ALWAYS Bears tlie Signature of In Use For Over 3O Years , . . . 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