After school : Look , wnat a crooked nose Moses has ! Moses : Shut up ! Didn't tha professor tell up we must not quarrel about religious matters ? I'Hegende Blaetter. Thomas Wentwortr * HIgginson writes that when Wen-d J Phillips was speaking1 more tamely than usual the young abolitionists used to slip to the back of the room and start a iiiss. It never failed to rouse him. An inch of rain falling upon an. area of one square mile , is equivalent to nearly 17,500,000 gallons , weighing 145,250,000 pounds or U4.844 tons. The Danish flag is the oldest In ex istence , dating back to 1219 or tnere- ahouts. Every cough makes your throat more raw and irritable. Every cough congests the lining membrane of your lungs. Cease tearing your throat and lungs in this way. Put the parts at rest and give them a chance to heal. You will need some help to do this , and you will find it in From the first dose the quiet and rest begin : the tickling in the throat ceases ; the spasm weak ens ; the cough disap pears. Do not wait for pneumonia and con sumption but cut short your cold without delay. Dr. Ayer's Cherry Pec toral Plaster should be over the lungs of every per son troubled with a cougn. Write to the Doctor. TTnutnal opportunities and lone ex perience eminently qualify us for ( riving you medical novice. Wrlto Treaty all the particular * in yonr case. Tell us wlmt vour experience has been vcith our Cherry Pectoral. You will receive a prompt reply , wltaovt CO.it. CO.it.Address , DR. J. C. ATER. Low oil , Mass. Get Your Pension DOUBLE QUICK Write CAPT. O'FARRELL. Pension Agent , U35 New York Avenue. WASHINGTON. D. C. \VANTED-Caw ; of tmrt ne Ci mat IM-P-A-N-S trill not benefit. Send fl cents to Ktpsms Chemical Co. . ITew Tork.lor 10 samulcs and 1.000 testimonials. Some , KnKlIah Authors Comparoil. Mr. Thomas Henry Hall Caine , to give him all the name ho is entitled to , Is a man of strange appearance , says a New York writer who has sized up the Britisher. He could make a marvelous difference in his looks were he to have his hair trimmed and his face shaved. He is not a whit better looking than Zangwill , who is less handsome than Gen. Pryor. Caine is less hairy than Zangwill , who is not a hlrsutochlneous patch on Mr. Richard Lo Gallienne. Diamonds produce somnambulism and spiritual ecstasy. Charles D. Jacobs , Jr. , a member of the First United States cavalry , who was killed before Santiago , was the son of Charles D. Jacob , Sr. , ex-mayor of Louisville and one of the best known men in Kentucky. "Do you think that bringing women into politics would be an agreeable innovation ? " "Well , is might change the question of handshaking to kiss ing. " Yonkers Statesman. The amount of gold coin in actual circulation in the world is estimated by the Bank of England officials to bo about 865 tons. Try Grnln-o ! Try Gratn-ol Ask your grocer today to show you a package of GRAIN-O. the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink it without in jury as well as the adult. All who try it , like It. GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java , but it is made from pure grains , and the most delicate stomach receives it without distress. One-fourth the price of coffee. 15c. and 25c. per package. Sold by all grocers. You can't judge a man's religion by his actions in a horse trade. Florid * . 'Are you going to Florida ? Do you want rates , maps , routes , time-carda and full information ? If so , address H. W. Sparks , 234 Clark street , Chi cago. Amber is a cure for sore throats and glandular swellings. Coo's CougU TSalsnm IB the oldcit and best. It M 111 break up a coid quicker than anything else , it is always rul'able. Try 1C. The man who makes the most dollars lars usually makes the fewest friends. TJrs.TinsiowB sootTilnf ; Syrup For children tcething > oftcnb the Kumn.reducesl matlon , allaya pals , cures wind colic , lucent * a bottle. The nizam or Hyacrabad has paid a Madras dentist $1,750 for a set of false teeth. Could Not Keep House Without Dr. Seth Arnold's Couch Killer. Mr * . E. J. Barton , Boyd , WIs. 25c. a bottle. Towash caxpetsi without taking them up : Put a tablespoonful of am monia in a gallon of moderately warm water and with the sponge or a soft broom go all over the carpet and you will be astonished at the result of so little labor and expense. Its time table folders cost the Bos ton and Maine railroad last year § 180- 000. Simpler and cheaper forms are being used this year , and give , it is said , better satisfaction to the pat rons of the road. It is estimated that since the Chris tian era began over 4,000,000,000 hu man beings have perished in war. A poor man without principal is us ually devoid of interest. TOO GOOD TO BE FREE ! But send 23candwewiH mail you a trial treatment of " 5 Drops. " "S BBOPS" TWO YESiS MO \ FROM RHEUMATISM AHD HEART WEAKNESS After Suffering 49 Years 69 Years Old and SHI ! Well. [ THADE MAUK. ] IT PROVES TO BE A PERBIANENT COKE. READ LETTERS. SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO. , 167 Dearborn St. , Chicago : DEAR Sill Your toot- tlo of " 5 DROPS" received. It was for an old friend , Mr. Win. Edwards , of Martinstown , Wis. He has had Neuralgia in his chest , Buffering a great deal of pain , so much so that it affected his heart , and he could not sleep on account of a smothered feeling. He had been uuder the care of the most eminent physicians , but obtained no relict until I gave him a dose of " 6 DROPS. " He rented well the very first night , z.nd has ever since , ana is gaining daily. I my.-.elf am CO years old , and commenced taking " 5 DROPS" last April for Rheumatism , which nas troubled mo terribly for 49 years : also for a weak heart , from which I have suffered since I was 16. Since taking * ' 5 DROPS" the Rheumatism has all disappeared , the stiffness has gone from my joints and my heart never misses a beat In all my llio I have never felt so well , and I owe my health to " 5 DROPS. " I only wish I could sound my bugle of praise loud enough to be heard the world over , and could convince every sufferer that " 5 DROPS" is all you claim it to be and more. Mrs. D. T. Carver , Winslow , Stevenson Co. , I1L Sept 9,1890. STILL WELL TWO TEARS LATE 1C. STVANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO. . Two years ago this present month I sent you an unsolicited testimonial of what " 5 DROPS" had done for myself and friend , Mr. Edwards , and now I want to send you another , saying wo have not had a return of Neuralgia or Ithcuma- tism since. I thinlt the cure must be permanent ; but if It should return , I keep " 5 DROPS" in the house and I know that would stop it. It is good for so many things no house should be without it. Yours truly , Mrs. D. T. Carver. Sept. 26,1898. The wonderful success that has attended the Introduction of " 5 DROPS" Is unprecedented in the history of the world. Think of itl It has CURED more than One Million and a Quarter sufferers within the last tareo years. This must appeal to you. One million and a quarter people cannot all be mistaken. IT suffering wo trust you may have sufficient confidence to send lor three largo bottles of " 5 DROPS" for Si50y ich will surely cure you. If not , then send fern n $1.00 bottle , which contains enough medicine t aore than prove its wonderful curative prop erties. Prepaid bv mall or express. This wonf iul curative gives almost instant relle And is a PERMANENT CURE for Rheumatism , ciatica. Neuralgia , Dyspepsia , Backache , Asthma , Hay .Fever , Catarrh , Sleeplessness , Kcrvousness , Nervous amf Neuralgic Head aches , Heart Weakness , Toothache , Earache. Croup , La Grippe , fllularla , Creeping Numbness , Bronchitis , and kindred diseases. 4 ' ESL E EdT& ra 5 ? 9 is the name and dose. LARGE BOTTLE ( C80 doses ) , 81.00 , pre- 13 BJPa 'fea i'1 ® paldbv mall or express ; THREE BOTTLES , SiSX Sold only by us and our agents. Agents Appointed In New Territory. "Write today. SWANSON RHEUMATIC-CURE CO.-167 Dearborn St. , Chicago III. " AS DF BY BfiAQEC. EVERY MAN AND WOMAN SHOULD READ. Live * of suffering and misery from this repulsive disease turned Into health and happi ness through tbe use of Gatorrli Expeilant. After vcara of spccla. study and practice In diseases of tbo Mucus Membrane , and espe- elally of cafcirrhal troubles , we have at last developed a treatment that will positively ana nerman utly cure Catarrhal Diseoses-in whatever form they may be. After fully demon- Btratlng the merits of this treatment In a private practice of over five years , and success fully treatinp and curing the most obstinate cases , w * Challonero theWorld lor acaso of Catarrh , or Catarrhal Disease our CATARRH EXPEULANT will not cure. Deafness , resulting from Catarrh , quickly cured. Loss of Sense of bmoll and Tnsto quickly restored. . AH repulsive symptoms peculiar to Catarrhal troubles , as foul breath , nasal discharge * . Backing , Coughing , and Spitting , relieved at once. CatarrhPl Affections of Stomach. Liver or Kidneys , caus'ng Indigestion , Sick Stomach , Kansca. Weakness , Depression , I.os * of Ambition und Energy , are quickly cured. Most of the weakness of men and women is caused by Catarrhal diseases. The poisonous discharges find their way to the stomach and Into the blood , and distributed throughout the entire system , affecting the Vital and Lifo Forces and causing those Organic and Servons Weaknesses so dreaded by every man and woman These weaknesses are cured by CATARRH EXPELLANT and perfect health and strength fully restored. Over five hundred testimonials in praise of this treatment re ceived since January 1 , 1S97. If you have Catarrh or any Catarrhal Disease , Will cnro you just as sure as water will quench thirst. Write to-day for testimonials and valuable Instructive paper on tncse diseases. SENT FREE. Address THE C. H. RICHARDS CO. , OMAHA , NEBRASKA * LIGHTNING AND LYNCH LAW. Uow the First Wiped Out the TFitncat of tha Other. Gazing northward from any train on the Big Four road as It runs across the fertile plains of Benton county , near Templcton Junction , Ind. , 100 miles out from Chicago , no observant pwsense ? will fail to see , perhaps half a mile distant from the tracks , the charred and shattered , sharp- pointed stump ofwhat was once a great tree. Arouiu ! It for a radius of twenty feet are piled old rails and pieces of timber. Well cared for and generally rich with heavy crops is the field in which the trao , one of the few in Benton , which is Indiana's greatest prairie county , flourished. But not so around the blackened trunk. The plowman aud all who till the land seem to avoid any familiar proximity to it , and the rude barrier which sur rounds it seems to tell that the spot was tn& Kene of some uncanny doing. And so it was the scene of the ven geance meted o't to the perpetrator of one of the most terrible crimes in Indiana's annals. Sixteen years ago Benton county was not the well-popu lated and prosperous one it is today. It was a favorite place for Illinois and Indiana hunters to seek when the prairie chicken was plentiful. The wolves of Benton county , and even lions and other ferocious beasts sup posed to have lairs there , were used to terrify children , and even some older people. A few years before only had railroads opened up the country. In 18S2 a Mr. Atkinson was one of the most prosperous farmers in Ben- ton. With his wife he went to the nearest town one day late in the fall of that year. They returned home to find their beautiful daughter Ada , 19 years old , dead murdered and man gled horribly. No clew was left by the murderer , but suspicion fell on Jacob Nelling , a farm hand employed on the Atkinson place. He was arrested , and , despite the fact that no actual evidence could be adduced , so great was the in dignation aroused against him that he was hurried overland to Lafayette , Ind. , and lodged in the Tippecanoe county jail , which was guarded by troops , ordered out by the governor. While confined there a man who now occupies a responsible position with a leading Chicago hotel was in troduced into the jail as a prisoner. He was really an employe of a Chicago cage detective agency. He gained Nelling's confidence , and to him the latter related his guilt of the murder of Ada Atkinson. Nelling was ad vised by the lawyer he engaged to go to Benton county and plead guilty , the lawyer promising to follow and make a plea for mercy. Nelling was taken to Fowler , Benton county , on the day before the one set for his trial. Early the next morning his lawyer was wait ing in Lafayette to take the train for Fowler , when he received a telegram telling him not to come. "Your client don't need you , " it said. Nelling's body was dangling from a limb of the tree not far from the scene of his crime. A mob had broken into the jail a few hours after his arrival there and taken him to the place of vengeance. The tree never flourished after bearing such ghastly fruit. It was dying when a blast of lightning from the heavens struck and shattered it. And the bar rier was placed around it , and there the stump remains , an object lesson or warning or whatever it may be. Didn't Keep It. "Well , Mr. Slickers , " said the doctor to a patient he had not seen the day before , "how are you getting along ? " "Nearly starving to death. " "Why , didn't you have the oysters ? " "No , I couldn't get them the way you said , and I was afraid it would be dangerous to eat them any other way. " "Why , that's odd. Couldn't you get stewed oysters easy ? I told you you could eat stewed oysters with impunity. " "That's just it. I could get the stewed oysters easy enough , but I sent to all the restaurants in the neighborhood for the impunity , and the blamed fools ] said they never had such a thing on 1 the bill of fare. " New York World. ] ji j An Avrfnl Disappointment. Mrs. Greyneclc Why , Johnny , what makes you feel so bad ? Johnny Boohoo - 1i 1 hoe ! Grandpa fell down on the we- i wet walk and got his clothes all mud. | Mrs. Greyneck I'm so glad , my child , to find you kind-hearted and sympa thetic. Johnny Ye-ye-yes , and sis ter saw him and I I didn't. New York World. i JUST FOR FUN. j "Millie , " said her six-foot husband , "you are a jewel. " "Yes , " said Millie sweetly , "a jewel with a big J. " Nurse Tommy , there's some jam on your cheek. Tommy ( with interest ) There isn't any worth eating Is there ? Wayworn Watson I wonder if that old guy -was right that said genius was 1. nothin' but a gift fer hard work. Perry Patettic I allow he was. All them genulses is more or less nutty. "Chollie says he is in favor of ex pansion. " "How on earth did he ever happen to have an idea on the sub ject ? " "I don't know , but I think it struck him as something swell. " t ; "The minister and the policeman , " n eaid the young and cynical boarder , "are Inseparable adjuncts of civiliza : tion. " "They are very much alike. " said the Cheerful Idiot : "one is a pairer and the other Is a peeler. " A little boat is seen afloat Upon the moonlit water , fi In which a youth does sit , forsooth , With his neighbor's daughter. ir c He hugs the shore a mile or more , < Along the laughing water ; 0 ( Then lets the boat serenely float And hugs the neighbor's daughter. ) The ante-Semites of Austria are us ing the death of a doctor by plague to work up a revival of Jew baiting. A plague or a rain of manna would be all ono to them : anything as an ex cuse for their favorite sport. The ancients were great advertis ers. Papyrus leaves over 3,000 years old have been found at Thebes , des cribing the runaway slaves and offer ing a reward for their capture , and at Pompeii ancioat advertisements have been deciphered on the walls. Coral is a talisman against thunder and 07lla by Heed and field. A FATHER'S STORY. From the Evening CVwc n ( , Appltlon , TFts. A Tduiorkablo cure for a disease \7hlch has generally wrecked the lives of children , nud loft thoai in a condition to which dentil itself Avould bo preferred , h w attracted a itreut amount of attention utnong the res idents of the west cud of Apploton. The case is that of little Willard Creech , son of Richard D. Crooch , a well known employe of one of the lurgo paper mills in the For River Volley. The lad \as attacked by spinal disease and bin parents had given ap all hone of his over being well again when , as by a miracle , ho was healed aud la now in school as happy as any of his mates. Mr. Creech , the father of the bov. who resides at 1063 Hocond Street , Appletou , Wisconsin , told the following story : lie. Gats to School. "Our boy was absolutely helpless. His lower liinbs were paralyzed , and when wo used electricity ho could not feel it below his hips. Finally we let the doctor go as ho did not seein to help our son andwenearly K ve up hope. Finally my mother who lives in Canada \vroto , "advising the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo People , and I bought some. "This was \vhen our boy bad been on the stretcher for an entire year and helpless for nine months. In sis \veoks after talcing the pills we noticed signs of vitality in his legs , and in four months he was able to go to school. "It is two years since he took the first of the pills and he is at school now just as happy and -well as any of the other child ren. 'It was nothing else in the world that paved the boy than Dr. Williaiss' Pink Pill * for Pale People. ' " The poulation of Ireland has de creased by 9,710 during the past year. Comfort for Woman. Some time ago Pullman's Palace Car company built three parlor cars for the B. & O.'s New York trains , and the radical departure from other cars of this character lay In the toilet room for ladies , which was eight feet in length. Recently the same company has built eight new sleepers for the New York-St. Louis line of the B. & O. , and the designer of the cars has evi dently been impelled by the popular ity of the ladies' retiring room in the parlor cars to give to the ladies a vast deal more space than they ever had be fore in sleeping cars. These new cars are said by the Pullman people to be the finest they ever turned out , and the ladies' retiring room is exceeding ly commodious , and contains , besides other toilet necessities , a dresser with a long pier glass. The cars are fin ished in vermillion wood , decorated with inlaid marquetry work , and the upholstery on the backs and seats is entirely new and different from any heretofore used , being a sort of a mo- quette with a dark green border and a center pattern of bright color. A sim ilar design of ornamentation has been applied to the ceiling , giving the car an arabesque effect. They are also supplied with all the modern appli ances , such as wide vestibules , anti- telescoping device , air pressure water system and are lighted with Pintsch gas. A very pleasing effect is obtained by the oval windows of opalescent glass , the first that has been used in the construction of the sleeping cars. Cat's eye is a charm against witch craft. Do Ton \Vnnt to Live In a fine , mild and healthy climate , where cyclones and blizzards are un known , where good , rich lands can be bought at low prices , near cheap trans portation and with educational and Industrial advantages ? Homeseekers' excursions i to Virginia via the "Big Four Route" and the Chesapeake and Ohio Railway. Write for descriptive book of Virginia , list of farms for sale , excursion rates , dates , time-cards , etc. J. C. Tucker , G. N. A. , 234 Clark street , Chicago , 111. The man who persists in doing : his fellow-man usually ends by doing time. Patent Office management. The Inventive Ago. iiuolished at Washington , D. C. , has the following in its issue of October 15 , 1898 : "The condition of business in the United States Patent Office is deplor able. The only reason why It Is not In as bad odor as the Medical and Supply Bureaus of the War Depart | ment , is because it is less consplcu- DUS than they are. If the parchight ! which is now turning the War De partment inside out could be made to bear on the United States Paten- ! Dfflce there would be sensation , con sternation and official decapitation. " Personal knowledge of unlawful , irbitrary and seemingly malicious of- Icial actions by Commissioner Duell md Assistant Commissioner Greeley seem to warrant us in joining the ge to demand a congressional inves- igation of the Patent Office manage- nenL t Our office was established in 1870 or ihe convenience of western iu- renters and is continued to the ad- antage of those who prefer to have heir work clone here in place of em- iloying attorneys in the east. Consultation in i rson or by letter , ree. Information about securing , valu ng and selling patents sent free when ailed for. THOMAS G. ORWIG , riginator and Proprietor of the Iowa Patent Office. es Molnes , Oct. 29 , 1898. Sunday school teacher : Why. Wil- ' Ho Wilson ! FlshUns again ? Didn't last Sunday's lesson teach that whea you arc struck oa one cueck you ouguc. , to turn the other to the striker ? Wilj j ' He : Ycs'm ; but he hit me oa the nose , and I only got one. Fun. Rev. Elmer Yocum , who tlieJ at Kil- burne. AVis. . last week , was the only surviving mpmber of the general | Methodist conference which , before the ; civil war. tried and suspended a bish op for marrying a woman slave own er , a decision thrt led to the sepa ration of Methodism , north and south. The dowairer empress c : Chint. ie G4 years old. and her title is "Tzu- hei-tuan-yu -i-shao-yu-chnung- - cheng-shou-kunE-chln-hyslon chang- hsi. " What Cuba' * Ixm "Mount In Fpalu. The lees of Cuba means to Spain tbe loss of the very sustenance of the. nation. In the same way the loss ! ! of your appetite means starvation to j ! your body. If any reader of this notice - ! ! tice wants to fully enjoy hearty mc-sls , : wo can recommend Hosteller's Sto'j- ! ach Bitters. It cures indigestion , dyi- ! pepsia and constipation. i \ - . , It is said that the agate quenches | thirst and if put into the mouth allays fever. How * TliUt 1 \VeoffcrOne Hundred Dollars reward for any ease of Catarrh that cannot be curoJ bjr Hall's Cuurrh Cure. V. J. CIIEXEY k CO. . Toledo , a We. the u&dcrhlKOfd. have lnown F. J. Cbeney for the last 15 yean > and bellcTe hnj perfectly honorable in all business transactions and tinanclally able to curry out any obliga tions made by their Cnn. Weti 4 : Truax. Wholesale "Drag gists. Toledo. O. ; Waldlng. Klunan & Marria. Wholesale Druggists. ToledOL Ohla Hall s Catarrh Cure Is taVcn Internally , act ing directly upon the blood and inucou * surfaces of the bystem. Testimonials bent i ruu lnca Tec per bottle. Sold by ull drucsib Hall's Kazaily Pills are the best. The topaz Is said to be a preventive to lung troubles and imparts strength. ' T [ > cimr : & . COLI > ix OKI ; Take Laxative IJromo Quinine Tablets All J I druggists refund the money If it lulls to curt- i 25c. The genuine has I * li Q. on each tablet. The onyx is apt to cause terror to ( the wearer as well as ugly dreams. | Piso's Cure for Consumption is the only } cough medicine used iu inv house. D. ( J. " Albright , Miillinburg , Pu."Dec. 11 , ' 95. t Opals are fatal to love and brins ! discord to giver and receiver. ow FarmS Ior al . 82 per acre ca h. Sstll paid. . . .JHutball. . Slou * > glty.l * If gossips would stop to think their tongues would get a much needed rest. There Is a new use for toe large plaid blankets known as steamer rugs. A very stylish Tvoman who was going abroad traveled in a coat made from a steamer rug of rich and soft texture. It was soft flame-jello-ar blended with olive green in en indeterminate Tar-o check in which little a creaia color was introduced. It was cut a saci coat. finished with a large turn-down cottar of creani cloth edged with the fringe that belonged to the edges of the rue. Truth may be stranger than fiction , but it is less valuable in literature. STORIES OT ? Two Lotiora to Mrs. Piakham. Mrs. JoYiiUAJis , - > . J. , write1 * : " DEAK ilits. IncxuAiK I eaanotbe- gin to tell you how 1 saSvrad beJoro taking your remedies , 1 vras M > vrosk th&t 1 could hardly w&lk acres * tbe floor without falling. I bad womb trouble aisil such a bearing-down feeMay ; also suffered \vith iar beck nad Hmb * , pein in ivoinb , ialiaxunation of the WttWer , piles aud indigestion , Before I had taken one bottle of Ljdia 11 fiakbiia'i. Vegetable Coopocad I fclia retd * .l better , and after U&IQ * two aad ooe- iialf bottles and half a box of yoor Liver Pills I iva.5 cured. 1 f more w kl take your medicine they would not have to suffer fco mccU. " Mrs. Jot-Ki-H I ETHRSOK , 513 Etx > t. SL , Warren , Pa. , writes : . "DKAii MKS. II.VKIIXM : I have smt- fered with womb trouble over tfitoca years. 1 had inflammation , enlarge ment and displacement of tbu womb. I had tlic backache coo-siaatly , &I o headache , and was M > diczj. 1 had heart trouble , it fceeiaed as t-hoa h air hesrtvas in my throat a.t tiiues , cfcok- in mi 1 eould not walk aroeod aad I eould not lie do.va , for then mr heart would beat s > o fas.t 1 ivotiW f cl us though I was Eixx > UieriB . I l ad to &it up in bed nights in order to brtsaike. I was t > o weak 1 could not do aaj- "I have now taken several bar- ties of Lydia K. Piakhain's Vegetable Conipound , and Ubexi three Q pack ages of Sanative Wahh , sad cam tar 1 am perfectly cured. 1 do not tfeiak I eould have lived long1 if 3dr& . Piak- medicine had not helped me. " " W. N. U. OMAHA. No.V6 IS9S Khcc AnsKering Adxirtl acsts Kiadly Ta Tlits Taper. 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Send us jour name on n postal can ! nud x < > A will tuait you ono free of charge. will send you this Highest Grade Roberts' Sewlnjr Machine frclRht. C. O. D. , subject to cxnininution. ExnuMno It ' nearest frelsht depot and If found perfectly satisfactory any machine in the nuirUot. and TH K BKST SE W- INQ MACHINK HAIHJAIN KVKTl KNOWN , pay your lianUcror express iiRcnr. Our Kjicclal 1'rlce , less the H7 cents sent with with vour order. This In jut IlioprcH- Our Special OfTer Trice , ont to R ! MU \ S10.rO . mother or Mstcr. for 3 lra\ror machine , AVe have sold thous- S17.fiO forC dnnrcr. - and SJ18.GO for 7 dr.vwer andsof tlu o highest Itolicrtn * So\v- ng Machines arurKiiaraiiU'o them to jjivo perfect satisfaction. THIS , OUR IHGUKST OKAUH KOIJKRTS' , AT $10 60 to $18..r > 0 , is tlio Rroatest v.iluo ever offered , the lowest prices ever iiainctl on thnbc.st machine possible to make. THE ICO It K UTS has every modern improvement , every Rood point or rvory high Krade machlm } made , vrith the defects of none. Mudo by the best maker In America. Solid oak cabinet , bent cover , latest IBM ) skeleton frame , piano polish , llnost nickel drawer pulls , rests on 4 casters , ball brarlnjr nd- jusiablo treadle , best { trade iron stand , finest Inivo ' ' " armhendmado.poBltUc four motion feed , < : lf-tlirrr.dlnt ; Mlirnthift slvittlc. niitotmUo N Mn winder , nsae licarlniB , patent tcuMonllliprntor , IIH vliool , ; Iinpruvcil > HO biljiKCiiMo vrfror fivit , tiiuino > l -ii tie carrier , patent needle b.ir , patent drens K'mrJ. ( ! U VKANTPKH the lic.litoM ritnntiii ; . u > i ilur.iMo i nearest aolseleBS machine made. Kvery known nttnchiiiont 1 * fitrnlnlioil Riul vmr VliKK IXM'Hl'OVI' ' BOOK tells Just how any uno run run It and lo cither pl.iln or nr tElmttirfiinor worfc. \ SO-v i r c : N- intco la sent with michlne. Tha machlno wrl h 1 0 pouuiK i'S every SKNU 9 ? com * Uhxir oU'r. . We will 8a\e you 7.M. OKDKIt AT ONUK. FRFF . ! ThefolowIuKcntalosue ! < < will bo sent to your oiMrrf ion rcoclptof two ivnt noh tow IVM W on IIL..I them : A Furniture. U Harness and VohU'lo * . r SunonnJ ltan < o . 1) - V rKMili iml 1 nents. E 15abyC. rrlacs. F Dm KB BJH ! 1'ntcnt Modlclmx. u Mngl.-.U in tririionli. U Oruikn itn t npMachlneH. 1 lllcjelcs. Cuiisnud SportlnK too > l . K Undli'V unit ; * nts * run\l tiliOivsl * . 1 ioods. M Heady-made ClollilDR for Men and Hoys. NHooti ivnd .Slu > " . > mlloit * s , vo wi.l OUv Send 13 cents and our lurse Bnpply Calnloguo ountalnln ovr JW fagre nniV oor ono hundivtl lfto . md cuts and prices will be tout express paid. F. W3. ROBERTS' SUPPLY HOUSE , Minneapolis , Minn. "THE POT CALLED THE KETTLE BLACK. " BECAUSE THE HOUSEWIFE DIDN'T USE CURE YGURS'JtF ? \lfn Hit ; < 1 for unimttiral I ( llfchnrg'-p , iiiUaninmliomt , t Irritations or iilctrnticnn _ of mncuUK im'itilirnncn. J1- - - - I'alulera , nnd nut nstrin SoVuKEEvXHSCHEUICALCo. C nt nr poironnili. \ClhCINNHI.O.f ' " I Sold by nrttjrplnt/j. or cent In plain wrapper , by ejcpri M , iirrpaM. for ? i no , .iraimnifd , Jj.73. - & ? " rcular ecut cm witch tvU.fimliM nx j < -ii c4 Sin a ti r ln t > ! i > r ti'-ntmi ui-ihi urd IO li v friMttmcurt'ivo. > uu > V < % < . tittntOu -JtfV - I