FLAWS IN BIGGUNS. .
INTERNAL DAMAGE CAUSED BY SUC
CESSIVE DISCHARGES.
Tin"ISronIvt ? Action of Inflamed
GJIKCM" C UIH : > the Klrxt Surlourt Iii-
Jnry Uou the Projectile IIulpx to
Kill the Gmi.
Thu larger a canuou tbo more exten
sive are I ho injuries it receives with
each Mieeessivo discharge. All damage
done to a gun is internal. Tbo separate
action of tbo powder and tbo projectile
damages the piece every time it is aimed
and fired. Obviously tbo amount of the
damage depends upon the material and
workmanship of the gnu. Men who
iiiulto big gnus describe the barm done
their pet witb many intricate and puz-
/.ling terms of a scientific turn. Iu oue
case a gun is damaged because the part |
of the bore which contains tbo powder
is enlarged. This happens when the
metal is compressed , aud it isuioredau-
gerons aud more plainly seen if the
gnuners have been using wads between
their erplosivo and their projectile.
Then , again , cavities are produced by
the melting away of a part of the metal ,
by the heat of combustion of the charge. I
Oracles come from the teariug asunder i
of the particles of the metal at the surface - '
face of the bore , When it is first made ,
u crack of this particular kind is barely
perceptible , but it increases each tin.o
tbo guu is fired. Gradually it extends
completely through the .side of the
piece. The crack usually bt.ius at the !
junction of the chamber with the bore ,
simply because , as guns mnv are , this
part is not eo well supported as the
others.
Edward S. Farrow , U. S. A. , is au
thority on dttiuugu to gnu-- , although ,
like all others who have studied the \
question , he does not agree with very i
many authorities on all tbo points to ,
consider in the liio of a cannon. He con- j
tends that furrowing or scoring produced ,
by the erosive action of inflamed ga.sc.s
is the great disease which attacks tbu '
very big guns first. This particular injury - '
jury in most apparent where the current
of the gas is most rapid or at the inte
rior orifice of the vent and on the snr- j
face of tbo bore , directly over the .seat ;
of the projectile. This scoring begins i
early in tbo life of
very a very large j
gun , but it is conceded that it docs not I
become very important until the pict-o j
has been discharged considerably. Lieutenant -
tenant Farrow describes this scoring as
j
resembling the bark of au aged elm tree , j
tbo metal being eaten away into irregular - i
lar furrows aud ridges. In extreme j
case. , however , scoring has not killed I
the gnu , although in some cases it has i
acted like a wedge and split the bore at j
the place attacked. >
Where the action of the projectile has |
ruined the gun the damage has been
done around the projectile and in frout
of it. The elasticity of the metal and i
the crowding up of portions of it in !
front of the shot cause a rebounding
process. The projectile , carried forward
by the force of the charge , strikes
against the upper part of the bore ; then
it is sent against the bottom and again
bounds to the top , aud so ou uutil it j
emerges from the piece. The effect of
this bounding motion is to raise and de
press the gnu in its trunnion holes. The
accuracy of fire is diminished , and , of
course , the gun is unfit for service.
Bronze guns are the worst sufferers iu
this way. Mortars short and dumpy
are not affected.
To stop the bounding of tbo projectile
gunners wrap tbo shell in cloth or pa
per or else shift the base of the mass
to bo hurled. This last process is con
sidered the best and is done by reduc
ing the diameter of tbo cartridge aud
adding to its length. Projectile injury
is also caused by furrows or scratches
naado by rough shells or case shot.
Small fragments , too , break away very
often from the shells and give the bore
a grindiug aud cutting process , produc
tive of great damage.
Enlargement of the muzzle is another
serious injury produced by the projec
tile. This is caused by a process which
seems unavoidable. As the shell leaves
the piece it strikes against one portion
of the bore. The resistance at the mouth
being less than at auy other point , the
metal naturally yields , aud the muzzle
of the cannon is elougated in a vertical
direction.
Some men who ought to know eay
that 150 shots is the life of a very big
gun a 12 or 13 inch weapou. Others
place the number of shots at 400 or 500.
As a matter of fact , it is all guesswork.
The great Krupp gnu shown at the
World's fair and conceded to bo perfect
or supposed to bo so has been dis
charged less than ten times , and it is
now believed to have reached its limit.
On the other hand , the big guns of tbo
American battleships have passed the
time allotted them by wise men who
know gnus and apparently are as good
as when tested. How soon they may
yield , however , is not in the books.
Lieutenant Farrow says that n very
large gun should not be expected to
stand more than 400 or 500 shots before
it will be necessary to open a new vent ,
closing the old one at its interior orifice.
When the gun dies bursts the liues
of fracture are photographed. Speci
mens of the metal are saved. Tests are
made and couclusious drawn. And D n-
clo Sam has figured out so mauy things
iu this same connection that his guns
nowadays are conceded to be better than
those of any other maker. They live
longer than the wise ones say they
should. Chicago Times-Herald.
Everybody "Warned.
An Arizona rancher has posted the
following notice on a cottouwood tree
" wife Sarrah has
near his place : "My
left my ranch when I didn't Dee a
Thing Too her and 1-waut , it distinkly
understood that any Man as takes her
iu and Keers for her on my account will
get himself Pumped so Full of Led that
some tenderfoot will locate him for a
mineral claim. A word to the wise is
sufficient and ortor work on fool E. "
Denver Times.
A BrRitllnn Indian Story.
Hero is a Brazilian Indian story , cays
the New York Times. The jaguar and
the monkey mot. The jaguar had a lus
cious bunch cf plantains which the
mqnkey craved. "I will gladly give you
the plantains , " said tbo jaguar , "pro
viding you catch a fawn for me. "
"Agreed , " cried the monkey. "But , "
added the jaguar , "if you don't get the
fawn you must prouiiso to lot mo bite a
mouthful out of yon. " "Agreed , " once
more cried the gleeful monkey. Tbo
monkey ate the plantains , and tbo little
matter abcat tbo fawn quite dipped his
memory.
Then one day the jaguar met tbo
monkey and insisted ou taking his pay
out of the monkey's hide. The business ,
becoming serious , was left to the pec-
cari to decide. "It seems all right
enough1 said the peccari , "only this :
How am I to determine what is the ex
act size of a jaguar's mouthful and also
where is ho to bite ? He bad better refer
the matter to the big snake. " The bitj
snake took the subject under considera
tion. His judg idit was that he would
have to swallow the jaguar , the monkey
and the peccari The jaguar and pecu-ri
ho did at ouco assinilato , but the mon
key , being ui.iible , escaped.
A IJnrjrlar'.H
"When Hooked into the dining roor/i
of a house that I was in one night , "
said the ratired burglar , "I siw n man
sitting in a chair perched upon the din
ing room table. That seemed a singular
place for a man to get to sit , drunk or
sober , but I thought I'd have to give
him a chance to get tired of sitting
there and go to bed before I began , for
if I didn't ho might wake up any min
ute and interrupt things. So I took a
seat in a big leather chair in the library ,
next room , aud wailed for him to wale
up. When I'd waited what I thought
was a reasonable time without hearing
from him , I looked in again , aud there
ho was , still sitting there , just the Fame.
"But this time , oven iu that light ,
there was something peculiar about him ,
and I ventured to turn my own light on
him now , and then I saw that it wasn't
a man at all , but a suit of clothes , with
a hat ou top , set up there to dry after
beiug wet in the rain. The man that
had worn them had been abed and asleep
for hours , but his clothes had served for !
a pcarecrow mighty well , for I'd sat ]
tbero waiting for them to go to bed so '
long that it was now too late for busi- |
uesc. " New York Sun. I
CJotlieHiius.
Clothespins are an American com
modity. Some clothespins are made in
Sweden and in Scotland , but they are
big and clumsy , twice the size of the |
American pins and whittled out by j
hand. Clothespins are made chiefly of
beech and of maple , but some are made
of tupelo wood. They are made entirely
by machinery , counted into boxes con
taining 720 each by machinery , aud tbo
boxes are nailed up by machinery. It
might almost be said that blocks of
wood fed to machines at one end come
oufc boxed clothespins at the other. They
are made and sold wonderfully cheap.
There are two grades of clothespins ,
firsts and seconds. First grade pins can
bo bought for 35 cents a box. The pro I
ductiou of clothespius is enormous , millions - !
lions of boxes annually. The consump- j
tion in this country keeps pace with the
growth of the population , aud great
numbers are exported. Even people in
the trade wonder what becomes of all
the clothespins.
AVlmt Uotliered Him.
"When I was a yonug man , " says a
well known civil engineer , "I was sur
veying the route of a proposed railway.
An old farmer with whom I stopped for
a time admitted one day , when he saw
mo figuring in the field , that mathemat
ics always seemed a wonderful thing to
him. Being young and enthusiastic , I
began to enlarge its wonders , telling
him how we could measure the dis
tances to different planets , and even
weigh them ; how we could ascertain
the height of mountains without scaling
them and many other thiugs which I
meant should astonish him.
"You can imagine how be set me
back when he replied to this brilliau t
array of facts by saying : 'Yes , yes , them
things does seem kinder cur'us , but
what allus bothered me was to under
stand why you have to carry one fur
ev'ry teu , but if you don't the durned
thing won't come out right. ' " New
York Tribune.
"Hillniton's Sea. "
There is tangible evidence that the
pious passengers of the Mayflower were
not entirely without a seuse of humor.
Back of Plymouth over the hill upon
which tbey plauted their cannon is a
large fresh water pond , perhaps a mile
in diameter , which , it appears from the
records , was discovered by John Bil-
lington while he was" prowling aiound
one night , probably on a scouting expe
dition looking for Indians. In the morn
ing he reported that bo bad found the
sea iu that direction aud there was a
lively dispute between him aud the oth-
ar pilgrims as to the accuracy of hia in
formation. Ho stuck to his theory with
the same tenacity that be adhered to bis
religion , and to this day that pond is
sailed "Billingtou's sea. " Chicago
Record.
Beyond Medical Skill.
Master Late again , Sandy ! Can't
you manage to get here in timer
Sandy ( with a doleful headache ) I
canna sleep o' uichts , ser , and so I'm
loath to get up iu the mornin.
Master Eh , man , sleeplessness ! Why
Jou't you consult a doctor and get at
the cause ?
Sandy I get at the cause weel
sneuch , but it'll no shut up. It's G
tveeks auldand an awful yeller. Glas
gow Times.
The polar currents contain less salt
than those from the equator.
Afghan women are never jealous of
sach other.
Sydney Umltli'u Jolco.
oydney Smith was very happy in hia
country life , and his children cau''it
bis Bpirit of delight OVPV common
things. They loved auhmtln and spent
long hours iu training them. Olio little
beast , a Vby doukoy , bec/tmo nuder
Aieir tuition perhaps the most accom
plished of hia 8peuies and niicoiiscinng-
Jy gave rise to a quatrain which now
belongs to the fame of Sydney Smith.
The donkey WHS a well educated ebap.
Ho would walk up stairs , follow the
family in tljeir rambles like a dog and
when tbey entered bis meadow run to
meet them with ears down and tail
erect , braying joyously.
One day , when Billy's head was
crowned with flowers ami be was being
trained witb a handkerchief fora bridle ,
Mr. Jeffrey unexpectedly arrived. Ho
joined in the sport and to tbochildren's
infinite delight mounted Billy.
Thus he was proceeding in triumph
when Sydney Smith and his wife , with
three friends , returned from a walk and
took in the festal scene. The great man
advanced , witb extended bands , and
greeted his old friend in an impromptu
which has become familiar to the read
ing world :
Witty as Horatius Flaccus ,
As great a Jacobin aa Gracchus.
Short , though not as fat as Uacchu : ! .
Boated on a little jackass !
Youth's Companion.
The Death , of Concliiiif ? .
The coaching system died a lingering ,
a lamentablj death I can remember
something of a low coaches in remote
districts which lougest escaped strangu
lation , and memory of those distant
days has been sweeter without thorn.
They resemble what Kimrorl describes
as the obsolete , old fashioned coacli of
his boyhood , drawn by dispirited , ill
fed jades over long stages. One of bis
paragraphs well describes what used to
make my blood boil with impotent
fury , imbitteriug the joy of returning
homo for the holidays , and deepening
the depression of the scboolward jour
ney :
"Tho four here whip and tbo Not
tingham whipcord were of no avail over
the latter port of thu ground , and some
thing like .i cat-o'-uiue-tails was pro
duced out of the boot , which was jocu
larly called 'tbo apprentice , ' and
shrewd apprentice it was to the art of
torturing , which was inflicted on tbo
wheelers without stint or measure , but
without which the coach might have
been often lott on the road. "
No ; the l st of the road couches
corruptio optimi disappeared and left
none to mourn them. Blaukwociu's
Magazine.
The autobiography of the late flev
Charles H. Spnrgeon contains an ac
count of what may be termed au early
business venture and its influence on
his character.
Spurgeon was brought up on Wtts
hynms , but not altogether willingly.
His grandmother coaxed him with
money to learn them. At first she gave
him a penny , but when she saw how
easily it was earned the old lady re
duced the prize to a halfpenny and tiien
to a farthing. There is no telling bow
low the amount per hymn might have
fallen , but just at this time his grand
father made a discovery which seemed
more desirable to Spnrgcoii.
He discovered that his bouse was
overrun with rats and offered bis
grandson a shilling a dozen for all bo
could kill.
The occupation of rat killing gave
him more money than learning hymns
"But , " Mr. Spurgeou characteristically
says , "I know which employment has
been the more permanently profitable
tome. "
_
All Business.
"I'm afraid our uew sou-iu-law isn't
much of a business man , " she said.
"Don't you worry about that , " re
plied the old gentleman. "If be doesn't
know bow to make the best of a bargain ,
I don't know who does. Tbo day before
the wedding he discovered that Minnie
had a freckle under bei left ear , and he
made mo add § 1,000 to her dowry on
the ground rhat the goods weren't en
tirely in accordance with tbo invoice. I
was almost tempted to believe that be
wasn't a nobleman at all , but a New
England Yankee in disguise. " Chicago
Post.
Practical Classics.
Mrs. Timkius was taking her son to
school for the first time , and , after im
pressing the schoolmaster with the ne
cessity of his having a thoroughly good
education , finished up by saying , "And
bo sure be learns Latin. "
"But , my dear madam , " said the
schoolmaster , "Latin is a dead lan
guage. "
" " . Timkius.
"All right , said Mrs.
"He'll want it. He's going to be au un
dertaker. " London Tit-Bits.
An Awful Sentence.
A celebrated Irish judge once passed
sentence in the following manner. The
prisoner was a butler who had been
convicted of stealing bis master's wine :
"Dead to every claim of natural affec
tion , blind to your own real interests ,
you have burst through all the restraiuts
of religiou and morality and have for
mauy years been feathering your own
nest with your master's bottles. " Lon
don Telegraph.
A Hlonster Floivcr.
The largest flower in the world , it is
said , is the bolo , which grows on the
talaud of Mindanao , one of the Philip-
jduo group. It has five petals , measures
nearly a yard in width , and a single
flower has been kuowu to weigh 23
pounds. It grows on the highest pinna
cle of tbo laud , or about 2,500 feet
above the level of the sea.
No Escni c.
"What is your name , Mr. Throgson ? "
"My name is Adam. Miss Well-
along. "
"And my first name is Evol Dear
me ! What a what a remarkable coin
cidence. " Chicago Tribune.
One of the best evidences of the value
of lightning i.ieltt up to date has been
afforded by the Washington monument.
It ifi capped L-y n flruall four sided pyra
mid of aluminium , which metal , so
chpap today , WRH very costly at the
time of the building of tbo greatest
obelisk that the world has over known ,
ibis aluminium tip is connected with
the ground by lour ! copper rods which
go down deep into the earth. On April
5 , 1885 , five immense bolts of electrici
ty were seen to flash between the monument
ment and a thundercloud overhanging
in the course oi 20 minutes. In other
words , the monument was struck fieice-
Jy five times , but it suffered uo damag'i
whatever.
On June 15 of the same year a more
tremendous assault was ir do upon the
monument from the heavens , and the
result was a fracture of one of the top
most stones. The crack still remains to
show what nature can do in the way of
an electrical shock , but the slightncss
of the damage is evidence of man's
power to protect himself from such at
tacks. The obelisk is ideally located for
attracting electrical assaults from the
skies , and yet , while many times hit , it
has suffered only onco. and that time tea
a trifling extent. Boston Transcript.
The Hour of LJiicolti'n Sliootitip ; .
A highly interesting story is told to
account for the fact that almost every
wooden clock in America has its hands
painted to indicate the hour of 18 min
utes past 8. It is related that most euch
watchmakers' signs were originally
made by one man , who was at first in
the habit of painting the hands to indi
cate any old or young hour that struck
bis fancy when he came to that part cf
the job. But vUicn President Lincoln
was assassinated he conceived tbo idea
of commemorating tbo event by record
ing the hour and minute thereof upon
all his wooden timepieces , a custom
ever since perpetuated. There is some
thing striking and dramatic about tbib
notion of t.mo standing still forever
after an event of such tragic signifi
cance. There is no doubt about the fact
tlftit nearly all the wooden clocks do in
dicate tbo hour of 18 minutes past 8.
You can see that for yourself. But if the
clockmaker thought ho was thereby re
cording the hour of the assassination
bis intelligence was as wooden as his
! wares , for President Lincoln was hbot
not at 18 minutes past 8 , but at about
15 minutes past 10. New York Post.
A Timely Event.
The boll at the parsonage went ting-
a-ling , and , as the dominie was in bis
study aud his wife getting the baby to
sleep , Master Harold , aged 7 , went to
the door. Ou opening it lie found n
couple , evidently from the country ,
both young and bashful ; but , after
looking at the boy a moment , the young
man queried , "Is the par.-'ou to home ; " '
"Yes , "said Harold. "Do yon want
to get married ? "
"That's just what we're here for , "
said the prospective bridegroom as he
looked fondly at tbo blushing girl by
his side.
"Well , come right in , then , " Paid
the boy , ushering them into the parlor ,
and when they had seated themselves
on tbo edge of two chairs side by side
he started off saying : "I'll call pa , and
ma too. She 11 be awful glad , for sha
has all the marryiu money ; and I heard
her tell pa this moruiu that she wished
some folks would come to get married ,
'cause she badii'6 'nougb money to buy
her new hat. ' Chicago News.
Dlnsicimis Live
A French writer notes that , though a
few greac musicians have died young
to wit , Mozart at 05 , Schubert at HI ,
Bellini at 35J , Mendelssohn at 38 and
Weber when ho was but 40 a large
number have lived to bo very old men.
Those who died between GO and 70
years of age include Bach , Von Bulow
and Rubinstein. Living beyond 70 years
came Gluck , Gounod , Handel , Liszt ,
Meyerbeer , Rossini , Spontiui and Wag
ner , while the great age of 89 was at
tained by Auber and others. Dying at
more than 80 were Cherubiui , Cramer ,
Lachner , Palestriua , Rameau , Sclnitz
and Tanbert. Tbo average age of music
al celebrities is about 67 years.
Good KeusoiiH For Giving.
At tbo meeting of the Fife&hire asso
ciation held in London Dr. Wallace told
a story of a pensioner who used to stand
with a placard on his breast enumerat
ing his claims to the coppers he begged.
The list ran thus : "Battles , 4 ; wounds ,
5 ; children , G ; total , 15. " This is al
most as good as Sir M. Grant-Duff's
story of the Irish beggar who prayed ,
"For the love of God , sir , give me a
crust , for I am so thirsty that I dou't
know where I shall sleep tonight ! "
London Globe.
The Bishop's Advice.
A clergyman once complained to
Bishop Blomfield of London that his
parishioners were indifferent to his
teachings.
"No sooner , " said ho , "do I begin to
preach than they begin to doze. "
"Do you , " asked the bishop , "preach
your own sermons ? "
"Always , my lord , always. "
"Then , my good friend , suppose you
try some ouo else's , " retorted the bishop
The Apparent Difference.
Johnny Pa. some of the curious people
ple rouud hero they call "odd" and
some of tbo others "eccentric. " Wharfs
tbo difference ?
Pa When a man is said to be eccen
tric , he usually has mors or less money.
When ho is poor , a man is simply odd.
Boston Transcript.
Twenty-three men in every 1,000
Eerviug in tbo British army are G feet
and upward iu height ; 33 in every
1,000 are 5 feet 11 inches , and 58 in ev
ery 1,000 5 feet 10 inches. There are
785 iu every 1,000 army men under 5
feet 9 inches.
In only three cases out of ten the
sight is equally good in each eye.
Tribune Clubbing List.
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i
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Tins fact and its meit has led dishonest
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I Address. THE CLINTON OIL Co. ,
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I
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What better proof of their confluence in
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You will find a fine line of tablets and
box papers at this office for sale at very
reasonable figures and of the best qual
ity.
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advance.
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out Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera and
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a well known druggist of Geneva , Ala. ,
in a letter inquiring the price of a dozen
bottles , that he might not only have it
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his neighbors The reason some people
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THE INDIAN CONGRESS
a permanent feature of the
Trans-Mississippi and International
Exposition at Omaha.
NOW OPEN. CLOSES NOV. i
Forty Tribes of North American Indians
represented.
Unique Ethnological Exhibit.
Rare opportunity to see the various types
of American Indians in their native
costumes and habitations.
Nearly a Thousand Indians on the Great
Encampment Grounds within the
Exposition Enclosure.
Under the direction of Capt.V. . A.
Mercer , U. S. A. , these Indians tribes
participate in their spectacular dances
nearly every evening.
THE WAR DANCE
THE GHOST DANCE ,
THE SUN DANCE ,
THE SNAKE DANCE ,
a
THE MEDICINE DANCE ,
and other traditional rites of the red
man are performed by these Indians.
This great ethnological exhibit , in aid of
which the United States Congress
appropriated $40,000 , will con
tinue to the end of the
Exposition.
Reduced Railroad Rates from all Points
now in Force.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers ,
Tbo famous little pills.
salrr ( suit
o
is only a symptom not a
disease. So are Backache.
Nervousness. Dizziness and the
Blues. They all come from an
unhealthy state of the men
strual organs. If you suffer
from any of these symptoms
if you feel tired and languid in
the morning and wish you could
he in bed another hour or two
if there is a bad taste in the
mouth , and no appetite if
there is pain in the side , backer
or abdo'men BRADFIELD'S
FEMALE REGULATOR will
bring about a s'ure cure. The
doctor may call your trouble
some high-sounding Latin * !
name , but never mind the name. )
The trouble is in the menstrual
organs , and Bradfield's Female
Regulator will restore you to
health and regulate the menses
like clockwork.
bcl'J r > t druqijists for { i a bottlt A fief Illustrated i
bi L will Lec.nt toiny wt niin if request bemailetl to !
THE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO. i
ATLAOTA. GA.
0. L EVERIST & CO. ,
I'ROl'RIKfORS OF Tilt
McCook Transfer Line
BUS , BAGGAGE AfiD EXPRESS.
y furniture vuu in the
city. Office one block north of
Bnrnptt Lumber Ynr l. Leave or
ders foi bus calls at Commercial
hotel ; orders for draying at Ev-
erist , Marsh & Co.'s meat market.
Satisfaction jniarnnteed.
F. D. BURGESS ,
5 McCOQK , fJEBff.
a Iron , .ead , and Sewer Pipe , Brass
L Goods , Pumps , and Boiler Trimmings.
V Agent for Halhday , Waupun , Eclipse
Wmdm'lis. Basementof the Meeker-
y Phillips building
JOHN E. KELLEY ,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
McCooK. NKBRASKA.
of Lincoln Land Co. Office
\ear of First National bank.
J. B. BALLARD.
© I\ENTIST. ©
All dental work done at our office is guar-
nteed to he first-class. We do all kinds of
Iroxvn , Bridge ancl Plate Work. Drs. Smith
c Bellamy , assistants.
\
McCOOK SURGICAL HOSPITAL ,
Dr. W. V. GAGE.
McCook , - - - Nebraska.
) ffice and Hospital over First National Bank.
) fnce hours at residence , 701 Marshall Ave.T
efore 9 a. m. and after 6 p. m.
SF"Massa < je given in appropriate cases.
Miss ANNETTA BALL ,
McCook Surgical Hospital.
, B. S. ASEIOiT , Pros. C. S. JMOHALS , Cssi.
CLI02D 1TASE1T , At. Cash.
BANK OF DANBURY
DANBURY , NEB.
A General Banking Business
S ? Any business you may wish to
transact with THE McCooK TRIBUNE
will receive prompt and careful atten
tion. Subscriptions received , orders
taken for advertisements rind job-work.
FRANCIS E. DIVINE.
3ANCER DOCTOR ,
McCooK , NEBRASKA.
guarantee a cure. No cure , no
ay. Write me at above address , or call
t my home in Coleman precinct.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
Ihe Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
> ne Minute Cough Cure , cures.
That Is what It was made for.
