The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 14, 1898, Image 7

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    YEARS
Why let your nctghbors
know it ?
And why give them a
chance to guess you are even
five or ten years more ?
Better give them good
reasons for guessing the
other way. ItTs very easy ;
for nothing tells of age so
quickly as gray hair.
is a youth-renewer.
It hides the age under a
luxuriant growth of hair the
color of youth.
It never fails to restore
color to gray hair. It will
stop the hair from coming
out also.
It feeds the hair bulbs.
Thin hairbecomesthickhair ,
and short hair becomes long
hair.
It cleanses the scalp ; re
moves all dandruff , and
prevents its formation.
We have a book on the
Hair which we will gladly
send you.
If you do not obtain nil the bene
fits you expected from tlio use of the
Vigor. write the doctor about It.
Probably there Is goino difficulty
vrlth your general system which
may bo easily removed. Address ,
Dr. J. C. Ayer. Lowell , Moss.
CURE YOURSELF ?
, Use Bis O for unnatural
rial u > 6d 7i.\ I discharges , inflammations.
. Oura&ucd y irritations or ulceratione
'iiJi.01 . * ° trl"tt' - of mucous membranes.
iJPrtT.nu tonutton. Painless , and not astrln-
[ \THEkYJlNSGHEUICALCO. E t or poisonous.
Sold by DrnjTBTlal * ,
U. a A. 7. I * or Bent ln Plain wrapper ,
br exprpBB , prepaid , for
I.00 , or 3 bottled. J2.7S.
Circular cent oa request
DCUCinil ® 6et Your Pension
a CH9IUI1O DOUBLE QUICK
Write CAPT. O'FARRELL. Pension Azent ,
1425 New York Avenue , WASHINGTON. D. C.
NEW-DISCOVERY ;
quick relief and cures worst
cases. Send for book of testimonials and 1O days'
treutmcntFrco. Dr. H.U.cnKEVSSONS. jUluu , GJU
W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 4-2 1898
When Answering Advertisements Kindly
Mention This Taper.
Lorenzo Snow , the new head of the
Mormon Church , is 84 years old ana
Is a graduate of Oberlln College.
The Coit of Freeing Cuba.
The United States are entitled to
retain possession of the Philippine Is
lands if the peace commissioners so
decide , for the cost of the war runs
far into the millions. To free the
stomach , liver and bowels from dis
ease , however , is not an expensive un
dertaking. A few dollars invested in
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters will ac
complish the task.
Don't judge a poet by his dress ;
fine feathers don't make fine bards.
Beauty is Blood Deep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without It. Cat-carotsCandy Cathar
tic clo'ans your blood and keeps it clean , by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im-
r < : rlties from the body. Begin to-day to
banish pimples , boils , blotchesblackheads ,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cnscarots , beauty for ton cents. All drug-
, patisf nctioii guaranteed. lOc , 25c , 50c.
Dont' take your watch to a phy
sician because it is run down.
How's Thlol
We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot bo cured by Hall's
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O.
Wo , the undersigned , have known P. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga
tions mode by their firm.
West & Truax. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo ,
O. ; Walding , KInnan & Marvin , Wholesale
Druggists , Toledo. Ohio.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally , act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Testimonials sent free. Prlco
75o per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Hall's Family Pills arc the best
Don't try to pull yourself out of
trouble with a corkscrew.
Rose Hill Nurseries.
Dargest Horticultural Establish
ment in America.
See our Out-door and In-door Ex
hibit at Exposition.
See our representative Mr. J. Aus
tin -Shaw.
Anything and Everything to beauti
fy your place , Trees , Fruit-trees &
Shrubs of all Kinds , Palms , Orchids
and Ferns.
Siebrecht & Son , New Rochelle , N. Y.
Don't stand in front of bars too
much or you may get behind them.
Iio-To-Bac * or rifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure , makes weak
men strong , oloodpuie. v Si. All druggist * ; .
Why isn't a stuffed goat imitation
butter ?
DEAR. EDITOR : If you know or a solicitor or
canvasser In our city or elsewhere , especially
a man who has solicited for subscriptions ,
insurance , nursery stock , books or tailoring , era
a man who can f-ell goods , you will confer a
favor by telllnR him to correspond with us : or
If you will Insert this notice in your paper and
such parties will cut this notice out and mail
to us , we may be able to furnish them a good
position in their own and adjoining counties.
Address ,
AMERICAN WOOLEN MILLS CO. . Chicago.
Why isn't settling one's debts a
paying business ?
Coe's CougH Bjilsam
Is the oldest and best. It will break up a cold quicker
than anything else. It Is always reliable. Try It.
It Is said that an ordinary cater
pillar increases 5,000 time in bulk in
thirty days from the time it ii
hatched.
Why do lovers marry when cou t-
ship is so sweet ?
"DON'T BORROW TROUBLE. " BUY
SAPOLIO
'TIS CHEAPER IN THE END.
Arrested !
\
for not chewing
"He don't chew Battle Ax , yer Honor , "
* " He looks it 1"
Ignorance of the Law Js no excuse ,
but ignorance of BATTLE AX is
your misfortune not a crime and
the only penalty is your loss in quan
tity as well as quality when you buy
_ any other kind of Chewing Tobacco.
X Petnember the name i
i v when you buy again. I t
. it
A DOMESTIC INCIDENT.
From the Ofcaercer , Flushing , Mich.
"Early in November , 1804 , " says Prank
Long , -who lives near Lennon , Mich. , "on
starting to get up from the dinner table , I
was taken 'with a pain in my back. The
pain increased and I was oblged to take to
my bed. The physician-who wassummone l
pronounced my case muscular rheumatism
accompanied by lumbago. He gave me
remedies and injected morphine into my
arm to ease the pain.
"My disease gradually became "woree un
til I thought that death -would be welcome
rdense from my sufferings. Besides my
regular physician I also consulted another ,
but ho gave me no encouragement.
On Getting Up from the Table.
"I was finally induced through reading
fiome accounts in the newspapers regarding
the -wonderful cures wrought by Dr. Wil
liams' Pink Pills for Pale People , to try
them. I took the pills according to direc
tions and soon began to notice an improve
ment in my condition. Before the first box
was used 1 could get about the bouse , and
after usine flve boxes , was entirely cured.
"Since that time I have felt no return of
the rheumatic pains. I am confident that
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills paved my life and
I try to induce my friends -who are sick to
try the same remedy. I will gladly answer
inquiries concerning my sickness and won
derful cure , provided stamp is enclosed
for reply. FnANKLoNO. "
Sworn to before me at Venice , Mich..N
this 15th day of April , 1898.
G. B. GOLDSMITH , Justice of the Peace.
Don't neglect to talk sensibly at
times ; it may be difficult , but it's
necessary.
How to Prevent Hog Cholera *
HOG CHOLERA Is caused by indlges-
tlon and can be prevented by feeding
cooked feed. We advise our read
ers to write the EMPIRE MFG. CO. ,
C20 Hampshire St. , Quincy , 111. ,
for Catalogue of FEED COOKEHS.
\ These Cookers save at least one-
third the f eed.put stockin healthy
"conditionsave your hogs and will more
than pay for themselves in one week's uso.
Don't bet on what you feel In year
bones unless it's rheumatism.
Don't TobaccoSpu ana smoxeTutirLiie Away.
To quit tobacco essily and forever , be mag
netic , full of life , nerve , and vigor. takcNo-To-
Bac , the wonder-we rker , that makes weak men
strong. All druggists , 50o or 81. Cure guaran
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co. . Chicago or New York.
Why does a baby's mother imagine
she can understand its dialect ?
Rose Hill Nurseries.
Largest Horticultural Establish
ment in America.
See our Out-door and In-door Ex
hibit at Exposition.
See our representative Mr. J. Aus
tin Shaw.
Anything and Everything to beauti
fy your place , Trees. Fruit-trees and
Shrubs of all kinds , Palms , Orchids
and Ferns.
Siebrecht & Son , New Rochelle , N. Y.
Why does the summer girl have so
many brothers at the end of the sea
son ?
Do Your I.nnndry Work at Home How
to Get the Best Results.
You should use the latest improved
Cold Water Laundry Starch for fine
work. Keith's Enamel Starch gives a
most beautiful , clear , pearl-like finish ,
and an elastic stiffness that will stand any
amount of bending' , and an enamel gloss
that will stand damp , foggy weather.
Will not blotch and will not stick to
the Iron. Can be used on black , red or
other colored goods without the faintest
trace of white , and on white goods
finishes whiter in color than any other
starch. It shows every thread of linen ,
thus giving a high polish and a beauti
ful finish. Enamel Starch contains no
Ingredients which can injure any fab
ric. Some think that the starch they
have been using Is all right. We used
to think the tallow candle gave a very
good light , but after using electric light ,
we wonder how we ever got along with
the candle light. It is the same with
starches ; you have used the lump and
common cold water starches and made no
complaint because you have never had
the genuine Keith's Enamel Finishing.
Labor Saving , Cold Water Starch , but
after you once get accustomed to using
It you will wonder how you ever got
along with the other starches. Keith's
Enamel Starch will do more work , do It
with less labor and do it better than any ,
other starch. Ask your grocer for Keith's ,
Enamel Starch ; a trial will convince you
that It Is In every respect the most per
fect starch made.
The more room a man has in his
house the less he leaves outdoors.
Mrs. "Svinsiows soothinfiT Syrup
For children teethingsoftens the gumsreauiesInflam
mation , allays pain , cures-wind colic. A * centga bottle.
Why does a man always say that
he's out of practice when he gets beat
at any kind of a game ?
.
1 never used so quick n cure asFiso's Curb '
for Consumption. J. B. Palmer , box 1171 ,
Seattle , WasB. , Nov. 125 , 1S95.
Why doesn't the woman who mar
ried a poor man want her daughter
to do likewise ?
Kdncato * our Bowels Tnth Coscarets.
Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever ,
lOc. Jffic. If C. C. C. fail , druggists refund mouejt
A driving rein is all right for the
horseman , but a light shower satis t
fies the cyclist.
CUKE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Pake Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets , All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
15c. The genuine has L. B. Q. on each tablet.
* -i
When a woman stops crying over
trouble and begins to think , it's au
unfailing sign that she is getting
along in years. Chicago Daily News.
Don't stay away'rrom cuurch on
account of your clothes. The Lord
is too busy to notice the handiwork of
tailors and dressmakers.
a.
The success of some men are due
to their iron wills , andof others to
their cheeks of brass.
GOWNS FOR KLONDIKE BELLES
Sells Sllki , Filmy Z.BCCS and Lingerie
at Fabulous Price * .
A solid little fortune with shimmer
ing silks , filmy laces and dainty lin
gerie for its basis , the result of thirty
days spent in Dawson last summer , is
the modest boast of Mrs. Nellie
Humphrey , a pretty , black-eyed young
woman who has been in Seattle prepar
ing for another trip into the metropolis
of the far north ,
It was the quick wit , business sagac
ity , and , last but not least , the pluck of
Mrs. Humphrey that enabled the fair
sex of Dawson to revel again after
months of deprivation in the frills and
fancies of dress so dear to the femin
ine heart. That masculine ' pocketbooks -
books were quick to open in response
to such demands was evidenced by the
way in which Mrs. Humphrey's stock
in trade disappeared. It melted away
as did the snows in the arctic sun
shine. Mrs. Humphrey says she is
really ashamed to tell what her goods
brought her that it would be ridicu
lous. But it is a fact that her entire
capital risked on the one lucky venture
did not exceed' $2,000. She sailed from
Seattle last Wednesday with a far larg
er stock of the finest goods of the kind
mentioned. Her faith in the gold fields
ia evidenced by the fact that she says
she will stay in Dawson but four
months , and intends to bring back to
Seattle just $65,000. Dawson's belles
simply went crazy over Mrs. Humph
rey's stock , and asked the price of
nothing. Here is the way the latter
tells about it : "The prices I got for
some of my goods were simply shame
ful ; so exorbitant that I can't bear to
tell of them. But what else could you
expect when flatirons were selling for
$65 a pair , brooms for $16 each , and
moose-steak cut as thin as a bridal veil
for $2 an invisible pound ? I was al
most forced to sell the very clothes off
my back. One old habit I had almost
worn out sold for $200. Several hats
brought as high as $125 each. Ladies'
shoes I sold for $50 a pair. " Seattle
Post-Intelligencer.
HOWTYPHOID FEVER IS SPREAD
Typhoid fever is generally regarded
at the present day , along with cholera
and some other diseases , as belonging
to the class of "water-borne" affec
tions. In other words , it is believed
that the germs of such diseases are
carried , and perhaps propagated , in
water. There is little doubt that this
theory of typhoid fever is correct , and
that in tracing any extended epidemic
of the disease to its source we must
first of all examine into the condition
of the water supply.
Drinking water has been proved to
be the cause of the spread of typhoid
fever in many epidemics in this coun
try and England ; but there is little
comfort in this for those who habit
ually drink something stronger than
water , because , although during an
epidemic the drinking water may be
made safe by boiling , this is not
enough.
If the water is contaminated , the
germs may be introduced into the body
while brushing the teeth or washing
the face. Or again , salads and fruits
which are eaten raw may be contam
inated by the water in which they are
washed. Typhoid fever has sometimes
.been spread in a city whose water sup
ply was above reproach by means of
milk or ice.
Milk need not be watered in order
to become a vehicle for typhoid germs'
the germs may be introduced into cans
and bottles while these are being
washed in water drawn from a con
taminated well or brook at the dairy.
Although destroyed by boiling typhoid
germs will resist a freezing tempera
ture for a long time , and have been
found in ice cut from a pond poisoned
with sewage containing the bacilli o/ /
this disease.
Another means of the spread of ty
phoid has recently been discovered in
oysters. Oystermen frequently place
oysters in brackish water near the
mouth of a creek or river in order to
fatten them before they are brought
to market. If this place happens to
be near the mouth of a sewer contain
ing typhoid poison , or if the creek water -
ter be contaminated , the. oysters will
take the virus within their shells , and
so revenge themselves on those who
eat them raw.
In some puzzling cases of typhoid it
has been supposed that the food was
infected by flies , which had carried
the germs a long distance on their feet
a strong argument for the proper
care of food in the fly season.
These are only a few of the ways in
.which this disease may be spread , but
Jthey are enough to show that , so far
'from feeling surprise that the disorder
should be so common , we may rather
wonder that we are not all its victims.
Congha of an
The cough , or puff , of a railway en
gine is-due to the abrupt emission of
waste steam up the chimney. When
moving slowly the cough can of course *
be heard following each other quite distinctly - 2
tinctly , but when speed is put on the '
puffs co.-oe out one after the other
much more rapidly , and when eighteen
coughs a second are produced they can
not be separately distinguished by the
ear. A locomotive running at the rate
of nearly seventy miles an hour gives
out twenty puffs of steam every second
that is , ten for each of its two cylin
ders.
Why.
Haverly "Doesn't Eypec believe In
central form of gove/nment ? " Aus
tin "No ; he married / telephone girl. "
New York Evening { /ournaZ.
MBS. PINKHAM TALKS TO THE FUTUBE WOMAK
Will the New Generation of Women bo Mora
Beautiful or Less So ? Miss Jessie
Ebner's Experience.
A pleasing face and graceful
figure ! These are equipments that
widen the sphere of woman's useful
ness. How can a woman hive grace
of movement when she is suffering
from some disorder that givesher those
awful bearing-down sensations ? How
can she retain her beautiful face when
she is nervous and racked with pain ?
Young women , think of your future and provide
against ill health. Mothers , think of your growing
daughter , and prevent in her as well as in yourself
irregularity or suspension of nature's duties.
If puzzled , don't trust your own judgment. Mrs.
Pinkham will charge you nothing for her advice ; write
to her at Lynn , Mass. , and she will tell you how to
make yourself healthy and strong.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound strength
ens the female organs and regulates the menses as
nothing else will. Following is a letter from Miss
JESSIE EBXEF. , 1712 West Jefferson St. , Sandusky , Ohio.
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM : I feel it my duty toletyou
know of the great benefit your remedies have been to
me. I suffered for over a-year with inflammation of
the ovaries. I had doctored , but no medicine did mo
any good. Was at a sanatarium for two weeks. The
doctor thought an operation necessary , but I made up
my mind to give your medicine a trial before submit
ting to that. I was also troubled with
leucorrhcea , painful menstruation , diz
ziness , nervousness , and was so
weak that I was unable
- to stand or walk. I have
taken in all several bottles
tles of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and
Blood Purifier , and am
aow in good health. I will always give your medicine the highest praise. "
\sk Mrs. PinRham's Advice-A Woman best Understands a Woman's Ills
FACTORY TO USER DIRECT.
< Ve make One Surreys , Buggies , Phaptong and I > 0" < 1 Wagons. , xin CHj Win > -
Our goods have been lavorably known to ihc trade for j c r . , . -OOBI md Office ,
We now sell direct to the n er at Wbolmle Frlre . TllC Shrewd I jjgg wtit llth SU
buyer prefers to deal with the factory. He gets of us fine' '
work at less price than agents aft for low grade \ chicles. We ship anywhere ,
subject to examination. IVK DELIVKB on board cars Kansas CityMo. , or Gouhen ,
Jnd. , as may suit purchaser. Send for catalogue with prices plainly printed.
IT'S FHEK. Write today. We sell Sewing Machines and the COSHES liRYtLE as
nell. All at Wholesale Pritei. ILL GOOD. Xo matter where you Ih e , you are not
too far away to do buelnes * with us and save money. Address.
EDWARD W. WALKEB CARRIE GE CO. . GOS1IEN. INDIANA.
AS IF BY K1AC3C.
EVERY MAN AND WONIAM
SHOULD READ.
Lives of suffering and misery from this repulsive disease turned into health and bappl-
through the use of
After years of special study and practice in diseases of the Mucus Membrane , and espe
cially of Cfttarrlial troubles , we have at lust developed a treatment thit will positively : mU
permanently cure Catarrhal Diseases-ill whate\er form they may be. After fully demon
strating the merits of this treatment in a private practice of over flve years , anil success
fully treating and curing the most obstinate cases , we Challenge the World for a case of
Catarrh , or Caturrhal Disease , our CATARRH EXPELLANT will not cure.
Deafness , resulting from Catarrh , quickly cured.
Loss of Sense of bmell and Tusto quickly restored.
All repulsive symptoms peculiar to C'utarrlitil troubles , as foul breath , nasul discharged.
Hacking , Coughing , and Spitting- , relieved at once.
Catarrhal Affections of Stomach , LUer or Kidneys , causing Indigestion. Sick Stomach ,
Nausea. Weakness , Depression. Loss of Ambition and Knergy , are quickly cured.
Most of the weakness of men and women is caused by Caturrlml diseases. The poisonous
discharges find their way to the stomach nnd into the blood , and distributed throughout
the entire system , affecting the Vital and Life Forces and causing those Organic and
Nervous "Weaknesses so dreaded by everv man and woman
These weaknesses nre cured by CATARRH EXPELLANT and perfect health and
strength fully restored. O\er flve hundred testimonials in praise of this treatment re
ceived since January 1 , 1807. If you have Catarrh or any Catarrhal Disease ,
RICHARD'S CATARRH EXPELLANT
Will cure you just as sure as water will quench thirst , Write to-dav for testimonials und.
valuable instructive paper on tnese diseases. SENT FREE. Address
THE C. H. RICHARDS CO. ,
OMAHA , NEBRASKA.
Burijngton
PEACE JUBILEE
OMAHA. NEB. . OCT. 10-15.
The Official Celebration.
Participated in by President McKinley
and his Cabinet , the Governors of almost
all the Trans-Mississippi States , the Mayors
of the principal western cities and represen
tatives of the Array and Navy.
Every Day a Big Day.
Be in Omaha Jubilee Week if yon want
to see the greatest of all the Peace Celebra
tions.
Extraordinarily low rates via the Bur
lington Route. See nearest B. & M. R. R.
R. agent , o- write
J. FKANCIS , Gen'l Pass. Agt. , Omaha.
C 0
FREE ADVICE by our Physician and a FREE SAMPLE
of our medicine and a CS-pngc Free Hook treating all dUenscs with 'X > excellent ;
recipes nre some of the reasons why j ou should write us.
Cures the very worst canusof Dyspepsia. Conetlpnlon ! , Headache. Liver and
Kidney diseases. Send for proof of It.Vo Guarantee It. Write us about
all of your symptoms. Dr. Kay's Renovator 1 * sold by druggists , or sent
by mail on receipt of price , 35 cents and 81.0O.
Address Dr. B. J. KAY MEDICAL CO. , ( Western Ofnce ) Omaha , Neb.
POMMEL
The Best
SLICKER
Saddle Coat.
Keeps both rider and stddtc per
fectly dry In the hardest storms.
Substitutes will disappoint Ask for
1897 Fish Brand Pommel Slicker
It Is entirely new. If not for sale In
your town , wr.tc for catalogue to
A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mass.
: tore afflicted eyes irlth , mo | ThompsonTs Eye Wafer , ,
Ort KaVS RCnOYatOr Guaranteed
wii i\uj < a iiwiitf tuiwi j
to cure dyspep
sia , constipation , liver and kidney cllsea < ; e .bfl-
liou&ne&s. headache , etc. At druggists 25c < fc St.
FAIRBANKS SCALES
PENSIONS , PATENTS , CLAIMS.
'JOHN W. MORRIS , WASHINGTON. D. &
Lit Prlaclp-J Ezunlner U. E. Peniion Bor a.
r-rj. In list wt. . lii < UuJictin ; cUimi. tllj. due * .
TVAKTED-Caec of had tealtTi that IM-P-A-X-S
will not benefit. Send ! > cents to Klpan Chemical
Co. . 1'air York.for Id taniDlea end 1.0UO tc tlmonla > .
Or , Kay's Lung Balm S
"CURES WHEBt AIL tLSt FAIL.
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes G"-xi. TJre
la ttoc. Sold br dnics gtg.