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The Awkwardness of Being Prince. The Prince of Wales ia placed by fati in tbo most difficult position of an : English subject. Libeled incessantly continuously and malignantly , eilenci is imposed on him by reasons of state If ho patronizes tbo drama , for th ( neglect of which the queen is persist outly blamed , tbo prince is depicted usi trifler , who finds in tlio society o ujummyrfi relief from the tedium of i wasted life. If ho encourages our na tionjil sports , ho is a profligate and ii compared with royal predecessors whose conduct would certainly no commend itself today oven to thi Btanchest supporters of monarchy. I ho does not lavish money ho does ao possess , he is s vl to bo stingy. If In makes an outlay en a church at Sand ringham or a ball at Marlborougl House , he is a spendthrift. Unworthj friendships are attributed to him witl men upon whom he has never sut eye : or witli whom ho may perhaps have ex changed a casual word. If ho plays j game of cards , ho is a gambler. Fierce JH is the light that beats upoi : a throne , tbo cruel und searching illumi' nation of the prince's life inflicts on him the disabilities and responsibilities , while denying him either the power cl the throne or the privileges of a private station. Harper's Magazine. Tin ; r.nxllKli IJroom. One of the botanical oddities of Ma sa- chusctts is the existence of tbo English broom , which grows in only two plauj in Sterling , this county , and in La- lem. It is not a native plant , and 1'ov ; it got across the water is a mystery. Perhaps some homesick colonist caused ifc to be sent to him , that the hills about his new homo might have the familiar appearance cf the old country. Ifc is a beautiful golden yellow in color and grows in u compact , spire-like plant , with blossoms close together. So thick are the stalks that the pastures ar lika sheets of gold , and at first sight seem to bo buttercups in masses. Arba Pierce brought some of it into the city and proposes to make a display of it at the exhibition of the horticultural Focktv Every one has heard of the l < r , ; : i ! English and Scotch literature is { - ! < i it. It was the flower of the roysn xor.se of Plautagenet. In fact , the nauic I'l.-n- taganefc is the French for broom pk.uc a genet. Their ancestor , the Count d'Au- jou , wore a string of broom as a badge , therefore their name. The name broom is given it because of its usefulness for the purpose. Worcester ( Mass. ) Ga zette. A Bismarck Duel. A duel in which Bismarck was once engaged had a very amusing origin. Ifc occurred when ho was chief secretary of the Prussian legation at Frankfort. Ho went much into society , and one Christmas attended a big ball. During the height of the festivities Bismarck's attention was directed to an exceedingly pompous individual who strutted about the room. This was a M. do Clancy , a noted French duelist. Later on this im- poitanfc individual took part in a dance , but having omitted to leave his hat at the proper place had perforce to hold ifc out almost at arm's length while he danced. The spectacle tickled Bismarck immensely , and as the Frenchman came sailing majestically along Bismarck stepped forward and dropped a coin in to the hat. A duel was one of the next day's events. Though it was with pis tols Bii-marck escaped unhurt , while his adversary was wounded. Seeing the Sights. Even in these days of liberal educa tion young women sometimes show how confused are the ideas shut up in their heads. Illustrative of this is the naive blunder which Edmoudo do Amicis recounts in his story of a voy age from Genoa to Buenos Ayres : The captain of the steamer which numbered the charming young blun derer among its passengers met her ono morning and said : "Siguoriua , we cross the tropic of cancer today. " "Oh , indeed ! " she cried , with en thusiasm. "Then we shall see some thing at last. " A Wedding Announcement. This is how the editor of the Hurn- boldt ( Kan. ) Herald recently announc ed his marriage : "Mr. F. A. McCarthy ( that's us ) and Miss Nannie Fisher ( that's more of us ) were united in marriage Wednesday , July 27 , at 10 a. 01. The ceremony was followed by a sumptuous repast , which we have only a faint recollection of. Some way events seemed to crowd on each other then , and God has given us the best earthly thing within his gift. The joy in a sweet wife is too great to be de scribed too sacred to be spoken of. " Too Much Eating. Gluttony has its victims , hardly less numerous than other vices. To overeat is to overburden tbo digestive organs to such an extent that it will bo impossi ble for them to perform their duties properly. Deleterious products are cre ated , and health is finally destroyed. A prominenl judge used to say such men dig their graves with their teeth and ifc is so. On the other hand , there are those who eat too little. All extremes are evils that experience should govern. Exchange. Mother-in-law. An African - - A native has been committed to the high court for trial for mutilating his mother-in-law by cutting off her ear. The native averred that his mother- in-law had attempted to entice her daughter away from him , her lawful husband , to some other native , and ho took the extreme measure of cutting off ber ear as a geutlo hint to mind her own business. Gwelo Times. Not Wanted. . "I have here"he began , "a little 1 poem , the child of" "Sorry , " interrupted theeditor , "but E couldn't think of taking a child avray from its parent. " Harlem Life. .JL Borland With the Heavy England has inflicted far greater lac disasters on her redoubtable ncighbo : France , than all the military mouarcl , ies of Europe put together. Euglis I armies for 120 years ravaged Frauci while England has not teen the fires < . a French camp since the battle of Has I ings. English troops have twice take the French capital , an English kin was crowned at Paris , a French kin rode captive through London , a Frenc emperor died in English captivity an his remains v rre surrendered by Eiif lish generosity. Twice the Englis horse marched from Calais to the Py ] euees , once from the P-eecii : to Ci lais ; the monuments < t' Napoleon i the French capital at iLis moment mv their preservation from German revcng to an Enf lit-'h general. All the c rout disasters and days c mourning for Franco since the batclu o Hastings Tone he bray , Creasy , Poi tieit Agincourt , Verneuil , Crevant. Bleu bcim , Ourlenardo , Eamillies. Malpla quet , Minden , Dbttingen. Quebec Egypt , Talavora , Salamanca , Vittoriu the Pyrenees , Ortbes , Waterloo wer gained by English generals , and won for the mos ; .part , by English soldiers Even atFocteuoy , the greatest victory o which France can boast since Hasting- every regiment in the French army wa on their own admission routed by th terrible English column , and victor was snatched from its grasp solely fron want of support ou the part of th Dutch and Austrians. Alison's "LifJ of Marl borough. " Crushed by llcechcr. Henry Ward Bcechor was cnco approached preached by a young man who consid ered himself very clever. "Do you know , Mr. Beecher , " cai : he , "I've been thinking that I wonlc settle do.vn , behave myself and joii your church. Now , J like your preach ing , but when I go to your church am see such men as old S. and others grasping skinflints and hypocrites t < the core , sitting there in full member ship , why , the thing is just a little toi much for me , and really"he added "I cannot join. " "Well , you're right , " said Mr Beecber. "Every church has such meii , and I fancy Plymouth is not free frou them , and until you spoke Ihavoahvayi wondered why the good Lord permittee it. Now I understand. " "Ah , " gurgled the young fellow , " 1 am glad I have thrown light on tht question ! What strikes you as the rea son , Mr. Eeecher ? " "Well , " replied the great preacher , "it is permitted in order to keep jusl such fools as you out of the churches. " The 1'easant and Ilia Son. One day a peasant carried a basket of potatoes to the field and dug holes iu the soil and planted them , ills yonug son watched operations for a time and then inquired : "Daddy , why do yon put those tafcers in the ground ? " "By so doing each one will bring me back ten , my son , " replied the father. The boy went away , and when his father came up to dinner ho found him digging in the yard and asked : "Sonny , what are you seeking ? " "Why , daddy , I have planted the clock , two umbrellas , tbo teapot , your Sunday hat , ma's boots and a tablecloth , and each one will bring rne back ten. " "You young idiot , come here and bo skelped ! " shouted the father , and he tanned the boy up and down , crossways md sideways , until ho was tired. "Daddy planted taters to get back ten , " mused the boy as he sat down un- ler the cow shed to think. "But I plant- id clocks and hats and boots to get a licking. It must be the difference in the soil. " Pearson's Weekly. The Little Curate. Some years ago the English prime minister received the following letter : rom a workiugmau : Sin Doubtless you do not often get a letter rom a workingman on the subject of clerical ippointments , but , as 1 hero you have got to ind a minister for to fill Mr. Eoyd Carpenter's lace , allow me to ask you to just go some iunday afternoon and here our little curate. ir. , at St. Matthew's church ho is a ; oed , Earnest little man and a genuine little Bellow ; got no humbug about him , but a sound Ibnrchman , is nn extempor Preacher and de erves promotion. Nobody knows I am writ- ng to yon , and it is not a matter of kiss and o by favor , but simply asking you to take u un over and here him and then put him a tept higher ho deserves it. I know Mr. Sul- ivan will give him a good character , and so : ill Mr. Alcroft , the Patron. Ko\v do go over nd here him before you make a choice. We rorkingmen will be sorry to loose him , but re think he ought not to bo missed promotion 3 is a good follow. Your obedient servant , The Kaiser's Latest. The German emperor has devised a ew scheme for the encouragement of ocal music in the German empire. It rill be put into operation in 1899 , and 5 consists of a singing competition to e held in a different town every year , 'assel has been selected for the first ompetition , the chief condition of ihich is that each choir taking part all receive an unpublished musical proposition about an hour before the ontest takes place. There will be no ccompaniment. The kaiser's prize is a valuable jewel , nd tbo president of the winning choir rill be allowed to wear it for a year , ie name of each singer being engraved poii it. Chalk aa a Coal Saver. To make half a ton of coal go as 15 undredweight place a quantity of aalk in the grates. Once heated this is tactically inexhaustible from coinbus- on and gives out great heat. Place the jalk at the back of each of your fires i nearly equal proportions with the > al. Full satisfaction will bo felt both 5 to the cheerfulness and as to the armth of the fire , and the saving iroughout the winter will be at the ite of 25 p-r cent. Exchange. Make use of time while it is present ith you. It depends upon your will id not upon the number of days to ivo a sufficient length of life. iiuu- igno. Walton cad Waitresses. Talking of waitresses , a New Yor hotel keeper says that although the may possess some superior qualities fc such service there are , on the othc hand , such drawbacks as make it cei tain that they would never bo accepl able to the majority of men who woul have to be served by them. Ho says : "I think the objection to tlyini wonl bo based chiefly on the fact that the never show especial attention to an person. I never know a woman wh waited on a man to trouble herself i the least about the manner in whic she served him. Ifc makes absolutely v difference whether they receive liben : tips or not. They may be quiet , lien and quick , but they wo'Md never pici out ono piece of beef because it wa hotter than another or make any etror to get the best of what was to be luii in the kitchen. That sort of attentioi makes a man worth his fee to the me : who tip him. "It is this special service that make a waiter superior to the best of his as sociates. Women never detect any dif fereuco between the quality of one dis5 and another. They are all tbo same and good service requires merely tha they shall bo set down noiselessly am brought quickly. There the service o the waitress ends. She can boat air man at there features of the business But she cannot select for him anythiuj better than the rest of the customer ; get. Usually she does not notice an difference in them. That deficiency ii the safeguard of the waiter and wil keep his place secure for him. " Trained Pigeons. Pigeons are carefully trained. Tin young homer is taken half a mile th < first day , a mile the second , two milei the third , and so on , doubling the dis tance each time. It must be liberator each time only in the same direction a ; to its loft , for a bird can be trainee along only one route at a time. Whet 40 miles have been reached , a week's rest comes between. A hundred miles are enough for a young bird's first year. So essential is the training that old birds are taken only two miles out foi the first lesson of a season , though they may have flown their 250 miles the year preceding. The end of the next season , however , will , if the birds arc willing and the trainer patient , be crowned by the accomplishment cf a 400 mile flight. As you get higher in the scale of distance , longer and longer rests are needed. Male hire's ' are generally used for long distances. Family matters are apt to engross the attention of the hen. though she is still capable of good work when the has a mind for ifc. Good Words. As to the Links. There is no more ardent evolutionist in the city and no more persistent advocate vocato of Darwin's theory than Dr. d'Ancoua His friend , Dr. ele Marville on the other hand , is a great bird fan cier and devotes all his spare time to an enthusiastic study of ornithology. * "I have a splendid specimen of : : monkey in my office , " remarked Dr. d'Aucoua proudly. "Come in aud see him , " he continued , being a firm be liever in the object methoel of demon stration. "You will admit that I have the missing link in a cage. " "That's all right , " replied De Mar ville , absorbed in his owu pet hobby. "I have a cage at home myself , and something in it too. You're not in it , and neither is your monkey. lean show you something much better than your missing link. I have got a bobolink. " San Francisco News Letter. Priolcau and Calhoun. The Poudletoniaus were justly proud of Mr. Calhoun and sensitive as to the impression which he made upon stran gers. When Judge Prioleau became a resident , they were anxious to know his impressions of their Ajax. When they first met , as soon as Calhoun left the table , the question was eagerly asked , "How do you like him ? " "Not at all"was the newcomer's reply. "I desire never to meet him again. " This was a sad rebuff , and an explanation was demanded. "I hate a man who makes me think so much , " the judge replied. "For the last three hours I have been on the stretch trying to follow him through heaven and earth. I feel wearied with the effort , and I hate a man who makes me feel my owu inferiority. " Peudleton was appeased. Exchange. Good , but Not Intended. Now and then a man gets off a good thing and does not know it. An in stance is noted by Sir M. Grant Duff in bis "Diary : " We began to talk about the fog. "It svas so bad , "I said , "a week or two go that I hear Farrar preached against it at St. Margaret's. " "It was at that church , " my friend inswered , "that a clergyman , denounc ing Mr. Tooth , the ritualist , said , ' 1 ivill not name him , but his name is in sverybody's mouth. ' Then , seeing the miles on the faces of his congregation , jo turned scarlet. " The Earth's Shadow. The earth has a shadow , but very : ew ever see it , except in eclipses uf the noon , or else few recognize it when ; hey see it. Nevertheless , many of us lave noticed on fine , cloudless oven- ugs in summer shortly before sunset a osy or pink arc on the horizon opposite lie sun , with a bluish gray segment mder it. As the sun sinks the arc rises mtil it attains the zenith and even lasses it. This is the shadow of the larth. Warding Off Jealousy. Old Gotrocks ( savagely ) What's hat ! You mean to tell me that yon eally love my daughter for herself iloue ? Young Hardup ( tremulously ) Y-yes , ir , but I think I could learn to 1-love rou , t-too , sir , in t-fc-time , sir. Vanity ? air. Ilouclcacft nncJ His Uolr. Boucicault for a number of year nsed to dye the little fringe of hair h had , aud it generally took ou all th hues of the rainbow , much resembliu Tittlebat Titmouse's experience in col oriiig his hair. I was standing in front of the Uuioi Square theater one day after rchearsa with the late Charles R. Theme , Jr. end Joe Polk , writes Owen Fawcett nud we were arguing the question wh 'should "buy , " when along came Bouci cault , as chipper as cvor Of course 1 : must stop , ask all rlie i < b s and have i chat , for he was a mo t cntortaiuiuj man and well worth likening to. 0) ) his preparing to leave Polk said. "Air Boucicault , I do not wish to insult yon but I wish to congratulate you on on thing. " "Not a bit of it , my boy , " FJU'I Boucy. "What is it , Polk ? " "I see that yon have given over dye ing your hair or what little hair yet had , and you do not know how mucl better ifc makes you look. " "Yes , " said Boucicault , " 1 bavi found out one thing , and that is in al the years I have been foolish enough t < paint uiy hair I was only deceiving oni person , and that one was myself. Goot day , boys. " Detroit Free Press. Spanish Cruelty. The cruelty of the Spaniard , or rathei his callousness , his reckleshiiess of th < lives of others , and even of his own , is a mediaeval and oriental survival , says Irving Babbitt in The Atlantic , am : then , too , there underlies tbo Spauisl : temperament I know not what vein oi primitive Iberian savagery. Mine. d'Auluoy relates that on a certain daj of the year it was customary for conrl gallants to run along one of the main streets of Madrid , lashing furiously their bare shoulders , and when one oi these penitents passed the lady of his choice umoirg the spectators be bespat tered her with his blood as a special mark of his favor. Insensibility to the suffering of ani mals , though general in Spain , is not any greater so far as my own observa tion goes , than in the other Latin coun tries. Possibly mediaeval religion in so exalting man above other creatures , in refusing to recognize his relation to the rest of nature , tended to increase this lack of sympathy with brute creation. The Spanish peasant belabors his ass for the same reasons that Malebrauclae kick ed his dog because he has not learned to see in it a being organized to feel pain in the same way as himself. Slow Eating May Bo Had. According to The Journal of Mental and Nervous Diseases , slow eating is as bad as fast eating. "The important ooiut is not that we eat slowly or fasS , jut that when wo do eat we chew with energy. Of course where the haste is due to some mental anxiety this may injuriously inhibit the secretions. Slow eating begets a habit of simply mum- jliug the food without really masticat ing it , while the hurried eater is in clined to swallow his fcoel before proper mastication. Hence hurried eating is jad , but rapid mastication is advan- ; ageous. It concentrates our energies an the act in question , and hence more thoroughly accomplishes it. Moreover , anergetic chewing stimulates the secre tion of saliva in the most favorable oiauuer. These various points are so commonly misunderstood , at least by the laity , that they demand our fre- luenfc attention. " The Gloved Pasha. Mustapha Pasha Fehnii , prime rniais- ; er of JSgypt , decorated by Queen Vic- ; oria with t'-e grand cross of the Order ) f St. Michael and St. George , is known ; hroughout Egypt as the gloved pasha , > wing to th fact that no one has ever seen his left baud bared since the day ; wo and twenty years ago when , as one ) f the chamberlains of the late Khedive Ismail , ho helped his colleague , Sahmi ? asha , to strangle the Egyptian miuis- er of finance at the close of a supper > arty given by the wicked old kheelive in board his steam yacht , lying at anchor u the Nile at Cairo , just off the palace if Gezereh. The Firecracker. The firecracker so extensively used by Americans in celebrating Independence [ 07 is a Chinese invention and is sup- icsed to have been used in China in irehistoric times as universally as it is iow used in the Flowery Kingdom upon iearly all ceremonious occasions. Its rigiual use is supposed to have been o frighten away evil spirits , and in ome parts of the Celestial empire it is till regarded as an effective weapon gainst ghosts and hobgoblins. Home InJJueucea. Each one of us is bound to make the ittle circle in which he lives better ud happier ; each of us is bound to see bat out of that small circle the widest oed may flow ; each of us may have xed in his mind the thought that out f a single household may flow influ- uces which shall stimulate the whole ommouwealth and the whole civilized rorld. Dean Stanley * . The Thrift } ' Shopkeepers. Mrs. Bargiii Friend I wonder how lose little 1 cent shops ever came to be ivented ? Her Husband 1 suppose to use up -hafc's left of the dollar after tbo 9D cent : ores get through with it. Toronto rews. Her Aim In Life. "What sort of girl is she ? " "Oh , she is a miss with a mission ! " "Ah ! " "Her mission is seeking a man with mansion. " Balti'nore ' Jewish Com- icut. Not far from the final resting place : Mr. Gladstone in Westminster abbey the tomb of General John Burgoyno , ho was defeated by Gates at the bafc- e of Stillwater and who surrendered i the Americans at Saratoga in 1777. Tribune Clubbing List. For convenience of readers of THE Tkll UNE , we have made arrangements with tl following newspapers and perqdicals wherel we can supply them in combination with Til TRIBUNE at the following very low prices : I'UHLICATION. PRICE. Detroit Free Press . Si oo Si f Leslie's Weekly. . 400 30 Prairie Farmer . i oo 12 Chicago Inter-Ocean . i oo 13 Cincinnati Enquirer. . I oo 15 New- York Tribune . 100 12 Demorest's Magazine . lee 17 Toledo Blade . i oo 12 Nebraska Farmer . * . i oo I 6 Iowa Homestead . i oo 17 Lincoln Journal . too 17 Campbell's Soil-Culture . i oo 15 New- York World . i oo I 6 Omaha Bee . i oo 15 Cosmopolitan Magzine . I oo 18 We are prepared to fill orders for any othe papers published , at reduced rates. THE TRIBUNE , McCook , Neb.J Exposition Rates. Tickets from McCook to Omaha am return will be sold from Sept. 1st to Oct 3ist , inclusive , for $8.95 , return litnitet to seven davs. One Minute Cough Cure surprises pee pie hy its quick cures and children maj take it in large quantities without th < least danger. It has won for itself the best reputation of any preparation usec today for colds , croup , tickling in tht throat or obstinate coughs. A. McMil len. THK TRIBUNE and The Cincinnati Weekly Bnquirer for Jr.50 a year , stricth in advance. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve has tht largest sale of any salve in the world. Tin's fact and its merit has led dishonest people to attempt to counterfeit it. Look out for the man who attempts to deceive yon when you call for DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve the great pile cure. A. Me- Milieu. More than twenty million free sam ples of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve have been distributed by the manufacturers. What better proof of their confidence in it's merits do you want ? It cures piles , burns , scalds ami sores in the shortest spHce of time. A. McMillen. Tablets and Box Papers. You will find a fine line of tablets and box papers at this office for sale at very reasonable figures and of the best qual ity. THE TRIBUNE and Demorest's Family Magazine for $1.75 a year , strictly in advance. "I can't see bow any family lives with out Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy , " says J R.Adams , a well known druggist of Geneva , Ala , in a letter inquiring the price of a dozen bottles , that he might not only have it for use in his own family but supply it to liis neighbors. The reason some people jet along without it , is because they do not know its value , and what a vast imount of suffering it will save. 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Unique Ethnological Exhibit , .are opportunity to see the various types of American Indians in their native costumes and habitations. early a Thousand Indians on the Great Encampment Grounds within the ' Exposition Enclosure. Under the direction of Capt. W. A. lercer , U. S. A. , these Indians tribes irticipate in their spectacular dances early every evening. HE WAR DANCE THE GHOST DANCE , THE SUN DANCE , THE SNAKE DANCE , THE MEDICINE DANCE , id other traditional rites of the red ian are performed by these Indians. his great ethnological exhibit , in aid of which the United States Congress appropriated $40,000 , will con tinue to the end of the Exposition. : duced Railroad Rates from all Points now in Force. ( i DeWitt's Little Early Risers , The famous little pills. Many women lose thsir girlish forms after they become mothers. This is due. to neg lect The figure can be preserved beyond question if the ez- pcctant mother constantly use during the whole pricd of pregnancy. 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