The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 07, 1898, Image 5

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    ' /You remind mo so much of my. poor
dear first husband. " You remind mo
of him altogether too much , my dear. "
Brooklyn Life.
Zo Core vouBcrpacion JTorerer *
Talto CaKcarcts Candy Cathartic. JOc or 2So
a 0. C. C. { all to cure. uruinnsts refund mont/ ; .
As long lives the merry heart as
the sad. /
C
We are sure you do not.
Nobody wants it. But it comes
to many thousands every year.
Itcomes to those who have had
coughs and colds until the
throat is raw , and the lining
membranes of the lungs are
inflamed. Stop your cough
when it first appears , and you
remove the great danger of
future trouble.
\
stops coughs of all kinds. It
does so because it is a sooth
ing and healing remedy of great
power. This makes it the great
est preventive to consumption.
Put one of
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
Plasters over your lungs
A vrftafa17ctfcaf
Library Frca.
For four cents In stamps topnyriost-
age , no will send you sixteen medical
books.
Pfladlczl Advlca Froc *
Wo hav4 the exclusive services of
tome of the most eminent physicians
In the United States. Unusual oppor
tunities and long experience emi
nently fit ttibm for plvlneyou medical
ndvlce. Writs freolv all the partlc- .
ulars In your cane. You -will receive a I
i prompt rnplv , without cost.
1 AddrtH , DR. J. C. AYER ,
Lowell. Mass.
AM ACCIDENT AND LIFE PRESERVER.
Liberal Terms to Agents.
Greatest Neck Yoke ever In vented , combining Klckel Centers 1.25
\ strength , durability and safety. Handsomely Nickel Tips and Centers 1.75
palmed. Will not allow tonsrun to drop If traces Centers , without Yoke.- G5
become : ooso. No rattle. Prices : Farm Wagon Grip Ring C5
Plain , nnnlckoled tl.OO Made in three Elzes.'to fit pole tips lfcStolf.
Nickel Loops and Acorn Heads 1.50 Send for FEEE Illustrated circular.
AUTOMATIC CRIP NECK YOKE COrr 81 Harding St. , Indianapolis , Ind ,
We make fine Surreys , Buggies , Phaetons and IloaJ Wagons. ! s CUr Ware-
Our goods hae been favorably known to the trade for yearn.1 ncmH and e * ,
We now sell direct to the user at TThoIntle Friers. The shrewd' ' ja0s Writ llth 81
buyer prefers to deal -with the factory. Ho gats of us fine' - -
work at less price than agents ask for low grade vehicles. We ship anywhere ,
subject to examination. WE UKLITEB on board cars Kansas City , JIo. , or Goshen ,
Ind. , as may snlt purchaser. Send for catalogue with prices plainly printed.
IT'S FKKK , Write today. We sell Sewing Machines and the COSHES BICYCLE as
well. All at Wholesale Prices. ALL GOOD. Ko nvuter where you ll\e , you arc not
too far away to do business with us and save money. Address.
EDWARD . WALKER CAilKIAGE CO. . GOSHEX. INDIANA.
"A TRAINING IN CLEANLINESS IS A
FORTUNE. " COMPLETE YOUR EDUCATION WITH
AS IF BY
EVERY HIAN AND WOMAN
SHOULD READ.
Lives of suffering and misery from this repulsive disease turned Into health and happi
ness through the use of
IN After vcars of special study and practice in diseases of the Mucus Membrane , and espe
cially of catarrbal troubles , we have at last developed a treatment that will positively and
permanently cure Catarrhiil DUeascs-ln whatever form they may be. After fully demon
strating the merits of this treatment In a private practice of over five years , and success
fully treating and curing the most obstinate cases.e Challenco the world for a case of
Catarrh , or Catarrhal Disease , our CATARRH EXPELLANT will not cure.
Deafness , resulting from Catarrh , qulclcly cured.
IXJSB of Sense of Uinell and Tusto quickly restored.
All repulsive symptoms peculiar to Uutsirrhal troubles , as foul breath , nasal discharges.
Bucking , Coughing , a.nd Spitting , relieved at once.
Catarrhnl Affections of Stomach , Liver or Kidneys , causing Indigestion , Sick Stomach ,
Nausea , Weakness , Depression , Loss of Ambition nntl Energy , arc quickly cured.
Most of the weakness of men and women is caused by Catarrhat diseases. The poisonous
.discharges find their way to the stomach and into tbe blood , and distributed throughout
the entire system , affecting the Vital and Ufo i'orceo and causing those Organic and
Nervous Weaknesses so dreaded by every man and woman. "
These weaknesses are cured by CATARRH EXPELLAftT and perfect health and
stroncth fully restored. Over five hundred testimonials in pralso of this treatment re
ceived since January 1 , 1897. If you have Catarrh or any Oatarrhal Disease ,
Will cure you just as sure as water will quench thirst , Write to-day for testimonials and
valuable instructive pupur ou these diseases. SENT FREE. Address ,
THE C , H. RICHARDS CO. ,
OMAHA , NEBRASKA.
FURNITURE.
$50,000 Stock of all grade's of
Furniture recently bought at the
very lowest cash price will be of
fered during the next f e\v months
at special prices.
Customers visiting Omaha will
find this the largest and oldest
furniture store here , and we will
make every effort to please both
in goods and prices ,
Chas. Shiverick & Co. ,
FURNITURE ,
I2O3 Douglas St , Omaha.
Next to MUlard HoteL
JTorx To mtitr onrsolres * i to whether till
ftdvertUemcnt it fead ire will make a discount of
1 per cnnt on toe purchase of nnj- customer -who
VIII tell us tbey were directed to us t > r It and that
they will recommend us to their friends If U > 4
good * they bujr ore tatlsfactgry.
WoainTnctlnaStuuM.
The man -who can say .yes" and
"no" at the right time has the great
est command of language. Tid-Eits.
Proposed Alliance with England.
If the United States and England
should form an alliance there would
be Ifttle chance for enemies to over
come us. When men and women
keep up their health with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters , there Is little chance
of attacks from disease , as It steadies
the nerves and increases the appetite.
Try it
Borrowing money may be a disease ,
but Icndinc is insanity.
6100 Itoivard , 8100.
The readers of this paper will bo pleased to
learn thut there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages and that in Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure Is the only poaltivo ours now known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh helnff a constitu
tional disease , requires a constitutional treat
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally ,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system , thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease , and t'lvinR the patient
ctrenRth by building up the constitution and
assisting nature In doing Its work. The pro
prietors have so much faith In its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of
Testimonials. \
Address F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , 0.
Sold by druggists 76c.
Hall's Family Pills ore the best.
Faith Is not very plentiful , but the
supply equals the demand.
Rose II111 Nargcrlcs.
Largest Horticultural Establish
ment in America.
See our Out-door and In-door Ex
hibit at Exposition.
See our representative Mr. J. Aus
tin Shaw.
Anything and Everything to beauti
fy your place , Trees , Fruit-trees &
Shrubs of all Kinds , Palms , Orchids
and Ferns.
Slebrecht & Son , New Rochelle , N. Y.
The microbe never bothers the man
who is unaware of its existence.
Ko-To-Bac for Elfty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure , makes weak
men strong , olood pure. Ffln Si. All druggists
The man who Is too lazy to stand up
and tell the truth is apt to lie about
it.
The Edward W. Walker Carriage Co.
of Goshen , Ind. , have just Issued a
very handsome Phaeton supplement to
their catalogue , also supplement show
ing an entirely new line of spring
wagons. We cannot too strongly urge
those of our readers who contemplate
purchasing a carriage , buggy or wagon
to write for their catalogue. Their
work Is high class , and as they sell
direct from factory to user , their
prices are correspondingly low.
He who loses money , loses much ; he
who loses a fried , loses more ; but he
who loses his spirits , loses ali. Span
ish. *
PTIow , Farms for sale. (2 per acre casij.balanZ
[ TJerop antll paid. J. Mnlhall , Sloor Cit
"I auGeredtlic tortures of the damned
with protruding piles brought on by constipa
tion with vrhlch I TTBS afflicted for twenty
years. I ran across your CASCAEETS la the
town of NaweLL , la. , and never found any thine ;
to equal them. To-day I am entirely free from
piles and feel like a now man. "
C. B. KEITZ , 1411 Jones tit. , Sioux City , la.
CANDY
CATHARTIC
TRAD5MABK RC01STZRCO
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent , Taste Good. Do
Good , Never Sicken , Weaken , or GripelQc,25c , Oc ,
. „ CURE CONSTIPATION. . . .
Blnitif nrmtij Cocptaj , Chleiffo , HootrtU , Hw Tort. Sit
MO-TO-BAG
A SOLDIER'S -ESCAPE.
From the Democrat-Message , 3ft. Sterling , in
When Richmond had fallen and the groa
commanders had met beneath the historic
apple tree at Appoinattox , the 83d Penn
eylvania Volunteers , prematurely aged
clad in tatters one
rngsbroken in body
but of dauntless
spirit , swung into
line for the last
"grand review" anc
then quietly march
cd away to begin
life's fray anew
amid the hills and
valleys of the Key
stone State. Among
the number Asr
Robinson came back
to the old homo in
Mt. Sterling , 111.
back to the fireside
that ho had left at
The Soldier's Return.
the call to arms four
years previous. Ho wont away a happy
healthy farmer boy in the first flash ofvig
orous manhood ; bo caino back a ghost of
the self that answered to President Lin
coin's call for " 800,000 more. "
To-day he is an alert , active man one
tells the story of his recovery as follows :
" 1 was a great sufferer from sciatic rheu
matism almost from the time of my dis
charge from the army. Most of the time ]
was unfitted for manual labor of any kind
and my sufferings were at all times in tense.
At times I was bentnlmost double , and gel
around only with the greatest difficulty" .
Nothing eeemed to give me permanent relief
lief until three years ago , when my atten
tion was called to some of the wonderful
cures affected by Dr. "Williams' Pink Pills
for Pale People. I bad not taken more than
half a box wucn I noticed an improvement
in my condition , and I kept on improving
steadily. I took three boxes of the pills ,
and at the end of that time was in bettor
condition than at any time since the close
of my army service. Since then Ihave nev
er been bothered with rheumatism. Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People is the
only remedy that ever did me any good ,
and to them I owe my restoration to com
parative health. Theyareagrandremedy. "
Vaccination has been compulsory in
Japan since 189G.
Beauty Is lilooil Deep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cnscarets.Candy Cathar
tic cle'ansyour blood and keeps it clean , by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im-
Eurities from the body. Begin to-day to
acish pimples , boils. blotchosblackheads ,
and thatsickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets , beauty for ten cents. All drug-
Kists , satisfaction guaranteed. lOc , 25c , 50c.
Handsome men gifted with good
sense are equally as scarce as clever
pretty women.
Coo's Cough TJalsnni
Is the oldest and best. It will brcnl : up a cold quicker
than anything else. It Is always rel' ule. Try It.
It takes a man longer to accuire
fame than it takes others to forget all
about him.
I believe that Piso's Cure is the only med
icine that will euro consumption. Anna M.
Ross , Williamsport , Pa. , Nov. 12 , ' 95.
It's an easy matter to master the
grief of another.
FITS PermaaentljUurod. Ho nts ornerrnnsness sftes
first diy'u n o of Dr. Kline s Great > ervo Keaturor.
Beod for FREE $2.00 trial bottle and treatise.
1)0. E. U. KLINE. Ltd..921 Arch St. . Pfcilodelpcin. Pa.
The leather sling used by a boy to
thrOw stones is less dangerous than
the gin-sling in the hands of his father.
Mrs. "vvmsiows sootiiin ; ? Syrup
For children teethlngvsof tens the ijums.i educes laram-
{ nation , allays pain , cures wind colic. P centsa , bottle.
"When a young man tells a girl a
lot of yarns she isn't to be blamed
for giving him the mitten.
All those suffering from Xcrvous Debility or
diseases peculiar to men should consult The Dr.
Louis Welgcrt Co. , the renowned and long estab
lished Specialists of 130 Liberty street , Ncw York.
All correspondence confidential. Send for free
, ook containing Method and Testimonials.
One women always pays more at
tention to what another women has
on than to what she says.
How to Prevent HOST Cholera.
HOG CHOLERA is caused by indlges-
vtion and can bo prevented by feeding
cooked feed. "We advise our read
ers to mite the EMPIRE MFG. CO. ,
620 Hampshire St. , Quincy , 111. ,
for Catalogue of FEED COOKEHS.
JThese Cookers save at least one-
third the fccd.put stockinhealthy
' 'condition , save your hogs and will more'
' 'than pay for themselves in one week's use.
Some of the wooden churches of
Norway are fully 700 years old , and
are still in an excellent state of pres
ervation. Their timbers nave success
fully resisted the frosty and almost
arctic winters because they have been
repeatedly coated with tar.
Nickel is practically supplied by two
countries , Canada and New Caledonia.
Better cut the shoe than pinch the
foot.
WILL KEEP YOU DRY ,
Don't be fooled with a mackintosh
or rubber coat. If jou want a coat
that will keep you dry in the hard
est storm buy the Fish Brand
Slicker. If not for sale in your
town , write for catalogue to
A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mass.
Dr. Kav's HenSVafor. Guaranteed
wi . i\ay 9 iiciiuvBiui ) to cure dyspep
sia , constipation , liver and kidney diseases.bil-
liousness , headache , etc. At druggists 25c & SI.
CURE YOURSELF ?
, Use Big 6 for unnatural
discharges , inflammations ,
_ irritations or ulceration *
not to luiomre. of inncous membranes.
( PrcTtQU conurfon. Painless , and not UEtrin-
i\THEEVANSCHEUICALCO. fient or poisonous.
Sold by DrnggrUt * ,
'or Bent in plain wrapper ,
by express , prepaid , for
Jl.OO. or3 bottled , ? 2.75.
- . - Circular sent on request
WANTED Case of Dad Heaim that IM-P-A-N-S
will not beneflt. Send 5 cents to RIpans Chemical
Co. . ITow York , for 10 samples end 1 00 testimonials.
Or , Kay's Lung Balm
TRICK WAS EXPOSED.
CLEVER SCHEME OF A SAN
FRANCISCO MAN.
Aimed to Get the Insurance Story
Lacked Coherence anil the Detectives
Managed to Convince the WoulU-Ii ?
Swindler of Ills Guilt.
The police detectives nave proved
that W. S. Wood's thrilling' tao ! of
burglary , -with its chloroform accom
paniment , Is a clumsy fabrication. The
diamond-studded watch , valued at
$175 , which was said to be a part of the
booty taken by the burglars , har been
found by the police and Wood has
identified it and has been compelled
to put himself on record as a confessed
fraud , says the San Francisco Chron
icle.
icle.The
The Wood couple occupy a very mod
est 4-roomed flat of which the furni
ture is appraised by the police at
about ? 200. The husband has had but
uncertain employment , and is not a
person whom thieves would ordinarily
select as a promising prey. That crim
inals so ingenious and desperate as
those must have been to make the
clean-up described by Wood , his wife
and their boarder , Halverson , should
take so much trouble to ransack a
humble flat was considered incredible
from the start and at variance with
the habits of burglars. The circum
stances that the bunch of skeleton
keys was fouud dangling from the door
of the adjoining flat and a black bag
containing plated ware at the foot of
the stairs were also regarded with
suspicion. Nor were the police ready
to believe that chloroform had been
used , as the symptoms described were
not those usually observed in such
cases. In addition to all these reasons
for incredulity was the fact that Wood
admitted that all the doors of the flat
were open.
When it was learned that Wood had
taken out on May 4 a policy for $1,000
with a New York company against
burglars the story of the alleged rob
bery was regarded with even greater
suspicion and Detectives Fitzgerald
and Graham were detailed to make a
thorough investigation. They found
that Wood had never been regularly
employed by a certain firm which he
claimed to be working , but had done
some work for it on commission , his
connection with it having been com
pletely severed some time ago. He
said that it was fortunate that his firm
required its men to turn in all money
in their possession every night , as only
a short time before the alleged rob
bery he had § 1,960 in his hands. More
important still was the information
that on June 14 Wood had borrowed
from a member of the firm the sum of
$40 on a diamond-studded watch , which
was safely reposing in the company's
safe. Inquiry of the burglary insur
ance company revealed the fact that
on the day the watch was pawned
.Wood had paid the premium on his
policy , amounting to ? 12.75.
Wood and his wife were summoned
the other night by the captain of po
lice to appear at his office. After ver
ifying the description of the watch al
leged to have been stolen tbey were
confronted with the time piece that
had been pawned and were forced to
admit that it was the same watch.
Then the captain indignantly charged
them with their duplicity and dismiss
ed them from his office.
It has not been announced by the
insurance people what action they will
take , but as Wood made application
for 5737 , the value he placed upon the
articles said to have been stolen , and
as they had detectives working on the
case , it is presumed by the police that
Wood has not yet heard the last of the
experience with fictitious burglars.
She and the Hog : .
Into the hands of an elderly matron
of much dignity and some distinction
came , not long ago , the diary kept by
her father , a worthy but imperfectly
literate farmer of a remote country
village. With a cluster of her own
children gathered about her and peep
ing over her shoulder , she turned the
faded leaves of the little volume con
taining the records of the year in
which she was born , and paused final
ly at the day ofx her birth. This is
what she read : "Nov. II killed the
hogg the scales bruk wen whaying so
do not nowe ex ict wayt but he was a
very fine hevy hogs darter Loisa b.
7 * pounds. " It was not an entry to
enhance the self-esteem of "darter
Loisa , " perhaps , but it is one now
often hilariously quoted by her Chil
dren and never resented by herself ,
even though it relegates so unmistak
ably to second place after the hog in
the ancestral annals , such a trifle as
the advent of a baby not heavy enough
to break any scales , or merit a com
mendatory adjective. '
His Rrass.
Mrs. Riley And what trade does
your husband follow ? Mrs. O'Shea
Sure , an' he follers a barrer at prisint.
When I married him he said he was
i brass finisher , and he soon finished
every bit of brass I'd saved. Pick-Me-
Up.
Silly.
"He is the silliest boy you ever
icard of. He writes me twice a day. "
'How absolutely foolish , Nell ! What
does he do the rest of the day ? " "He
says he spends it in reading the letters
I write him. " Harper's Bazar.
Her Idea.
"Well , I'm glad o' one thing. Our
Jim seems to have good religious com-
p'ny. " "How is that , mother ? " "His
ast letter says he's corain' home in a
converted -yacht. " Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Stopl Women ,
And Consider -All-Important Fact
That in addressing Mrs. Pinkham yon are confid
ing your private ills to a woman a woman whoso
experience in treating woman's diseases
is greater than that of any living phy-
5-ician male or female.
You can talk freely to a woman
when it is revolting to relate your
private troubles to a man besides ,
a man does not understand simply
because he is a man.
Many women suffer in silence anil ?
drift along from bad to worse , know M
ing full well that they ought tohavo ; -
immediate assistance , but a natural it
modesty impels them to shrink from
exposing themselves to the questions
and probably examinations of even
their family physician. It is unnec
essary. "Without money or price
you can consult a woman , whose
knowledge from actual experi
ence is greater thsin any local
physician in the world. The fol
lowing invitation is freely offered ;
accept it in the same spirit :
MRS. PINKHAM'S STANDING INVITATION.
Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to promptly
communicate with Mrs. Pinkham , at Lynn , Mass. All letters are received ,
opened , read and answered by women only. A woman can freely talk of her
private illness to a woman ; thus has been established the eternal confidence be
tween Mrs. Pinkham and the women of America which has never been broken.
Out of the vast volume of experience which she has to draw from , it is more than
possible that she has gained the very knowledge that will helpyour case. She asks
nothing in return except your good-will , and her advice has relieved thousands.
Surely any woman , rich or poor , is very foolish if she does not take advantage of
'this generous offer of assistance. Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. , Lynn , Mass.
" The present Mrs. Pinkham's experience in treating female ills is unparalleled ,
for years she worked side by side with Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham , and for sometime
past has had sole charge of the correspondence department of her grrfat busi
ness , treating by letter as many as a hundred thousand ailing women a year. "
Better than Gold
and better than any other chewing tobacco ever
made : YOU are not obliged to dig for it.
The iO-cent piece of
is the largest piece of really high grade tooacco ,
and you can get it anywhere in the United States-
CI 3 K C iJ & n p-u CS1
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OMAHA. NEB. , OCT. 10-15.
The Official Celebration.
Participated in by President McKinlcy
and his Cabinet , the Governors of almost
all the Trans-Mississippi States , the Mayors
of the principal western cities , and represen
tatives of the Army and >
Every Day a Big Day.
Be in Omaha Jubilee Week if yon tvr.nt
to see the greatest of all the Peace Celebra
tions.
Extraordinarily low rate1 ? via the Bur-
lington.Route. S'ee nearest B. < Jc M. R. R.
R. agent , or write
J. FKAMCS , Gen'l Pass. Agt. , Omaha.
W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 3-1 1S98
\\Lcn Answering Advertisements Kindly
Mention This Taper.
FAIRBANKS SCALES
Wa D A V CASH each WEEK the year round , !
TfC r A I if you sell Stark Trees. Outfit free.
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treatment Tree. Vr. u.iLCULK.vsso\s. itiut * , tia.
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Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Owl. T3oa
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