M'COOK TRIBUNE. V. M. KIMMKLL , Fnblliher. McCOOK , NEBRASKA NEBRASKA. Cbadron is preparing to give the boyo of Company H , Second Nebraska regiment , a royal welcome on their re turn to that city. A. M. Treat , a prominent stockman o Chappelle , recently sold thirty head of his 2-year-old steers , grassers , at $44 per head to a feeder , near Gothen burg , Neb. William HIndman of Ashland , who was thrown from his horse against a telephone pole , died from his injuries. He was goin to a fire when the accident occurred. An effort is helng made to cut Knox county in half and name the extirpat ed portion Dewey , with Bloomfleld as the county seat. The scheme meets with considerable opposition. A Spanish machete is now on exhi bition in West Point which was cap tured from the enemy by Corporal John Jacobs of Company C , Twelfth United States infantry , a former West Point boy. Miss Emma Steinhaus , a young wo- nian who has been employed in the Hastings Tribune office settins type ; dropped dead while on her way home from work. Death was caused from heart failure. Platte county has made another good showing in the mortgage indebt edness record for the month of August , 1898 , the releases on the farm real es tate exceeding the amount of the fil ings by over $5,000. Prof. Robert E. Moritz , who has for five years been at the head of the de partment of mathematics of the col lege in Hastings , left for Lincoln. His place will be filled for the year by Mr. Hoffman , a student of the University of Chicago. Prof. Moritz goes to fill a position in the department of math ematics In the State university. A man giving his name as William McVay was picked up on the Missouri track near Union , with both legs cut off near his body and a long knife Rash in his side. He died without giving any details of the manner by which his injuries were received. A large jackknife "with a blade open , covered with blood , was found in hia pocket. Mrs. George W. Hawley , wife of Rev. George W. Hawley , living about two miles north of Humboldt , died sudden ly from the effects of a dose of strych nine taken by mistake for headache powder. Promptly summoned physi cians used antidotes without result and she died in convulsions within an hour after taking the fatal dose. She leaves four children. Charles G. Stevens of Sheridan coun ty , who was sentenced to a term in the penitentiary for the crime of steal ing four steers , has filed an appeal with the clerk of the supreme court in which the claim is set up that the verdict was not sustained by sufficient evidence , that the verdict was contrary to law and that the trial court erred in a number of particulars. f The war department , through the solicitation of Rawlins Post No. 35 , Grand Army of the Republic of Beat rice , assisted by General Colby , has finally granted or donated to the post a big 8-inch seige gun used at Fortress Monroe during the civil war , also a number of 8-inch shells. The gun weighs nearly 9,000 pounds , and is awaiting shipment to Beatrice. Official notice of the death of Joseph Grotte of Cuming has been received by his parents from the war department. He was in the terrible charee of the Twelfth infantry at El Caney and was shot through the body , ne lingered for sixteen days after being shot. His remains now rest on Cuban soil , but will eventually be removed to Cuming county if his parents so desire. During the performance of Buffalo Bill's Wild West show at Grand Is land , as the cavalry company was rounding a curve and just going into action , rough ground caused a spill , and the heavy artillery wagon and horses and men fell in one heap. Her man Kanstein , Jerry Fields , Bob Ha- german and Wagnes. members of the company , were badly stunned and bruised. An unknown man was killed by an Elkhorn train just south of the bridge across the Platte river , five miles west of Fremont. He was found by some boys lying in some weeds alongside of the track horribly mangled. He lived about twenty minutes , refused to tell his name and was unable to tell how he was hurt. He was evidently a tramp , and it was thought he may have fallen from the trucks. Harry Getchell pleaded guilty in a special session of district court at York to the charge of stealing a team of horses from J. W. Miller of that city last January. Upon promises to lead an honest life if he ever gets the chance Judge Bates gave him a sen tence of eighteen months at hard labor in the penitentiary. Rose Hessler , the .female accomplice , who has voluntar ily made a confession of guilt , was given one year. Some of the strongest arguments in favor of irrigation are hanging up in the office of the Nebraska Central Ir rigation company in Columbus. Side by side are samples of corn from the same farm tagged "I was irrigated" and "I was not. " The lesson is a very strong one and does more for irriga tion in ten minutes than agitation would in that many years. It has done much in the way of diversified farming , as a trip through the irri gated ditches will show. Governor Holcomb wired Congress man Stark calling attention to the increase of sickness in the Third reg iment and asking him to confer with the war department relative to having the regiment removed to some north ern carnu. A fast freight on the Union Pacific branch , crashed into a buggy about twenty miles north of Columbus , kill ing both horses and demolishing the carriage. Mrs. Mary Lohails , aged sixty year& had her ri ht clavicle fractured and two severe cuts in the face ; Joe Schillea , nine years old , frontal bone broken and two sealo vounds. He may die. 1 How the Dictator Proposes to Handle the Island Congress. HE WILL BE THE WHOLE THING Most of tlio Delegate * Will Ho Appointed by tlio Insurgent Lender An Ameri can Officer of IIlRli Kank Says n Crl- siti Is at llutiil. NK\V YORK , Sept. 12. A dispatch to the New York Herald from Manila says : General Aguinaldo , in his ca pacity as president , or dictator , in call ing a meeting of the "Filipino Con gress , " has disclosed the fact that he has planned to have complete control of that body from the start. He will obtain control by appointing a major ity of the representatives of various districts. This so-called congress is to meet in Malaolos October 15 , so that Aguinaldo will have ample time in which to choose the men who will up hold him in his dictatorship. Aguinaldo provides in his decree , calling the congress to assemble , that Spaniards who have lived in the Phil ippine islands for ten years may exer cise the right of suffrage in the selec tion of representatives. In districts where no revolution has taken place , Aguinaldo will himself choose the representatives , and it is by this means that he will obtain full control. The revolution has been con fined to the island of Luzon and a small section of Mindinao. On these two islands only will a vote be taken in choosing representatives in the congress. The vote on the * ? * i * tf - * island of Mindinao will bo confined to the small section where the natives have been in revolt. The insurgents will easily control the selection of rep resentatives in these sections , so that the right of suffrage conferred upon Spaniards who have resided in the islands for ten years will have little erne no bearing on the election. Since Aguinaldo has conferred upon himself the authority to chose repre sentatives from the districts where no revolt has taken place , there will be no possible chance for any move to wrest the leadership from him. So far as this congress is concerned his authority will be as absolute as that which Spain has exercised. Santa Cruz , the last position held by the Spaniards on Manila bay , has been taken by the insurgents who have fol lowed up their success by seeking ven geance upon some of the ex-priests of that section. A story comes from Iba in the north ern part of the island of Luzon about the cruel treatment of a Spanish bishop by rebel sympathizers. The prelate was compelled to disclose the hiding place of the money belonging to the church. The insurgents are strongly fortify ing Malaolos , where Aguinaldo has temporarily established the capital of the rebel government. That the in surgent leader is bent upon mischief becomes daily more apparent. An American officer of high rank has in formed me that a crisis in affairs here cannot now be delayed many days a fact , which , he says , should be fully considered by the government at Washington. CORBIN AND MILES. The Generals Shako Hands in Washing ton With. AH Amiability. WASHINGTON , Sept. 12. General Miles' meeting with Adjutant General Corbin yesterday afternoon was a sur prise to those who saw it. Their greeting was of the most cordial and fraternal nature. They clasped each other's hands and General Miles placed his hand on General Corbin's shoulder in the most familiar manner. They exchanged the greetings of brother officers rather than of hated military rivals. SNOW IN KANSAS. - lght Fall on the Koclc Island From Goodland to Iimon , Colo. TOPEKA , Kan. , Sept. 12. Snow is reported along the line of the Chicago cage , Kock Island & Pacific from Goodland Kan. , west to Limon , Colo. The storm began with cold , drizzling rain which turned to snow during the night. The fall was not heavy , but it is very unusual at this time of j-ear. Chili and Argentine Yet Onb XEW YORK , Sept. 12. A dispatch to the New York Herald from Buenos Ayres says : Negotiations between the commissions appointed by Argentine and Chili to settle the boundary dis pute have been suspended because the Chilian commission would not consent to the insertion of existing treaties in the reports which are to be presented to both governments and eventually to the arbitrator. 3Iore Allowed for IJnrlals. WASHINGTON , Sept. 12. Before leav ing Washington Secretary Algcr di rected that an order be issued that , instead of the regular allowance of § 10 for the burial of a soldier , § 35 shall be allowed , and the remains transported home at the government's expense. To Fix Alaska's Houndarv. OTTAWA , Ontario , Sept. 12. It i caid here that the Alaska boundary dispute , which is one of the subjects before the Quebec conference , will be referred to some independent tribunal for a decision , as the views of tha com missioners on each side seem to be much apart. Ho Was a French Essayist and Foot. PATHS. Sept. 12. Stephane Mallar- me , the well known essayist and post , is dead. SCHOFIELD AND GORDON , I'rcsldcnt Asks Tlicm to Investigate tlio Conduct of thir'V.'nr. WASHINGTON , Sept. 12. President McKinley has tendered places on the proposed commission to investigate the war department , in relation to the conduct of the llispano-American Avar , to Major General Schofield , former commanding general of the army , and to ex-Senator John IJ. Gordon of t Georgia. The question of investigating the administration of the war department and the appointment of commissioners to conduct the investigation was gone over. Whether the President will direct the investigation depends upon his ability to find men for the commis sion in whom there will be such uni versal approval that their verdict will be accepted in advance as a just deter mination of the subject. If such men can be found , then the President will name them and order the investiga tion ; if they cannot b2 found , then the investigation will not occur. VETERANS SCORE IY1R , EVANS , G. A. It. Cncampmant Builds a Fire Under Him. CINCINNATI , Ohio , Sept. 12. The work of the thirty-second annual en campment of the. Grand Army of the Republic was happily concluded late in the afternoon j'csterday. The resolutions referring to Presi dent MeKinlcy and Sccretaiy Alger was given precedent when it was de cided to consider the report of the committtee ad seriatum. The resolu tion referring to the President was first adopted by a unanimous rising vote in a scene of most enthusiastic demonstrations , air ! it rjads as fol lows : "Rcfoh'ed. That the Grand Army ot the Re public has watched with pride and satisfaction the wise , conservative , unscltish , patrUtic and .statesmanlike minner in which ourh3norS comrade William Mt-Kinlcy , President of the United States , has met every demand which the recent trouble with Spain imposed upon our country : that his wisdom and prudence in his endeavors to preserve pea e with honor , as well as the vigor and pitrlotic order with which our army and navy were equipped for the conHijt. when the war became imminent , have won our h ° arly and unreserved approval and commendation , and , rejoicing in the glo rious teraiinatiou of ths conflict in which our country has been encased , we hereby e.\press our gratitude , not only to our distinguished comrade , the President but aKo to the ofllcers and men in the land and naval for -c'i for their heroic conduct and sublime achievements for humanity anil tLe t5ory of our tiaif aad coun try. " As soon us the demonstration follow ing the adoption of this resolution was over , the following was read and adopted by a unanimous vote , without discussion , and with another demon stration of approval : "Resolved , That from knowledge formed of our experience as soldiers during four years of active service , we recognize the unfaltering energy and patriotic devotion with which , as secretary of war , General Alger has borne the weighty responsibility and performed the im portant duties suddenly imposed by the recent war with Spain , creating and maintaining'BO large an army under such unfavorable con ditions , the deeds of which not oaly shed luster on the American soldier , but also challenge the admiration of the world/ ' The report of the committee on pen sions in part is as follows : Resolved , That in view of the repeated com plaints of the unfair construction of the pen sion law and of the making and enforcement of rules which are in violation of the law and in imical to the interests of applicants , impels this encampment to call upon Comrade William McKinley. President of the United States , to exercise his authority and to sec that the law is executed in a spirit of fairness , justice and liberality. Resolved , That all rule- ; which lead to hin der and embarrass the allowance of honest pen sion claims should 1 > 3 repealed , and we ask the President that he use his authority to cause those whose duty it is to execute the laws to so perform their duty as to do justi-e to the sol diers and administer the law so as not to ob struct the prosecution of psasions by teshntc al requirements not within the province of the law. and which are only calculated to hinder and obstruct in the effort to obtain lawful pen sions. Resolved , That the rule of the pension ofilce by which a widow is ccbarrcd from pension if she has an income of ? 100 per year is unjust , and we ask the President that the order be ab rogated and the minimum income debarring from pensions be fixed at not less than 8 XX ) per annum. In this connection we desire to inform the President that very early in his adminis tration it was announced by a high official in the pension office that the widow's limit would be raised to $300. but it never materialized. Resolved , That we ask for the reestablishing ing of order 101 , which was enforced under the Harrison regime. This order , in simple terms , took cognizance in rating a man's pension of all the disabilities he suffered under. It was abrogated by the 'ast administration , and it was held that to be entitled to the lowest rate of S6 per month a comrade must have one dis ability , which is rated at that amount. If lie has three disabilities rated at 51 each , he gets no psnsion at all. This iniquitous , rula is maintained up to this hour , and we submit it is not such treatment as we had a right to expect from Comrade William J.IcKinlcy. ATTEMPT TO KILL A QUEEN , TVilhelmlna Shot at by an Kngllsli An- / archlst. BERLIN , Sept. 12. The Lokal Anzci- ger says that a fortnight ago an at tempt was made to assassinate Queen ' Wilhelmina , ncar'Amersfort , province of Utrecht , on the road bet ween Castle Soostydt and Haar. A man emerged from behind a tree and fired a revolver at her majesty. The bullet missed the queen , but ploughed the cheek of a lady in attend ance. The would-be assassin was ar rested. He is supposed to be an En glish anarchist. The strictest secrecy has been main tained hitherto as to the affair in or der not to disturb the enjoyment of the enthronement festivities. Comes Over toVed a Negro. YORK , Sept. 12. Because she wants to marry a colored man a Scotch lassie journeyed 3,003 miles across the seas on the Allan state line steamship , Morgan , which has arrived from Glas gow. She is Margaret Wood , 25 j-ears old. Kansas Ofllccr Is Acquitted. CAMP MEADE , Pa. , Sept. ' 12. Ijieu- tenant Guy Morgan of the Twenty- second Kansas , who was tried by court-martial on a charge of desecrat ing the graves Confederate soldiers in the South , has been acquitted. The President Will Not Brook Any Delay in Cuba , SPANIARDS HATE TO QUIT , Civil and Military Authority Will IJo J'xorclsed by the American Commis sioners UK Fast as the Island Comes Under Tliclr Control WASHINGTONSept. . 22. Recent dis patches from Havana showing an un mistakable intention upon the part , of the Spanish authorities to avoid a relinquishment - linquishment of power if possible until a decision is reached by the peace commission have again aroused interest in the policy of the adminis tration. It is stated upon the highest authority that the President has no in tention of allowing General Blanco and his associates in Havana to evade the terms of the protocol , and that the commission which sailed from New York Monday had full instructions to demand an immediate arrangement for the evacuation of the island with a promise of sufficient force to compel compliance. The commissioners have received full instructions as to how they are to proceed with the government of such portions of the island as arc first evac- iiated by the Spaniards , with a view to an ultimate extension of their au thority over the whole of Cuba. It now appears that they were clothed with much greater power than was needed to arrange for the evacuation of the island merely , and are prepared to execute both civil and military au thority over the entire territory as fast as the Spanish troops are with drawn. The commissioners are fully pre pared to deal with all the parliament ary questions of government that must arise as soon as the evacuation begins. It will be necessary at ones to make arrangements for the maintenance of municipal governments in the various cities and towns , and also to provide for the continuance of tha courts of justice under the changed conditions until a new and more perfect sj-stem can be devised. Ona of the difficulties with which it is anticipated the com missioners will have to deal will be in denning the exact distinction between the rnilitaiy and the civil authorities and arranging both so as to avoid friction in the exercise of jurisdiction. With the landing of an army in Cuba there will probably be appointed a military governor , but the governor's duty will , it is expected , be supervi sory to a large extent , and much of the actual work of government must be conducted by the civil authorities. Inasmuch as the work of evacuation will probably proceed slowly and as it is necessary that the authority of the United States should be established just as fast as that of Spain is with drawn , it is thought by those who have given attention to the subject that the commission has probabij * been authorized to make all necessary ap pointments of civil officers until it is possible , after the evacuation has been completed , to establish a uniform and improved system of government throughout the island. When the militaiy occupation of Cuba will begin has not been definite ly determined , but it is said to be the intention of the administration to have an array in readiness to meet the demands of the commissioners. It is thought that an army will be sent to Cuba not later than the middle of October. A DEWEY DISPATCH BOAT LOST The WInjrfoot , Chartered at lions : Kong , Is .Now I.onp Overdue and Uiireportcd. SAN FRANCISCO. Cal. , Sept. 12. The steamer Coptic , which arrived from the Orient to-day , brings the news from Hong Kong that the American steamer Wingfoot , Captain Sherman , is supposed to have gone down with all hands. During the war United States Consul General Wildman char tered the Wingfoot to carry dispatches to Admiral Dewey at Manila. The lit tle vessel met with several mishaps , and was obliged to return to port. Since her last departure from Manila she has not been heard from. ESTERHAZY APPEARS IN PARIS , The Report That Ho Had Tied or Com mitted Sulcldo Denied In Person. PARIS , Sept. J2. Count Esterhazy set at rest all rumors of his suicide or flight 3'esterday by appearing last night in a cafe where he declared to his friends that he was neither a Zola nor a Judas. Death Ends Their Vacation. QUEHEC , Sept. 12. Carl Smith , who wrote the ' "Fired at Random' ' cohiinn in the Chicago Record , and Louis Sass , sporting editor on the same paper , were drowned in the heavy rapids of the Grande Discharge by the upsetting of their birch bark canoes. They were on a holiday tour. or Krag-Joronseu ? WASHINGTON , Sept. 12. General Flagler , chief of ordnance , has ap pointed a beard of ordnance officers to examine into the efficiency of modern army guns as shown by the war. It is the especial object of this board to determine the relative merits of the Springfield -caliberrille used by the volunteers and the 32-caliber Krag- .Torgensen in use by the regular arm } ' . They will also carefully inquire into the efficiency of the Mauser rifle used by the Spanish , and the field and siege guns with which General Shaf- ter bombarded Santiago. MILES TELLS ARMY'S NEEDS , Says There Should Ho Ono Soldier for Kacli 1,000 Population. ' WASHINGTON , Sent. 12. 'General Miles came to the war departmentat 10 o'clock yesterday and spent a. short time in his room at army headquar ters. Speaking of the future of the array , General Miles said that there was a number of matters which re quired caref.nl and deliberate consider ation with respect to the army organ ization , and that undoubtedly steps in that direction would be taken as soon as practicable. The acquisition of territory obviously made it necessary that there should be a larger army , and the experience of the war had demonstrated' the necessity of estab lishing a standard and having the troops thoroughly trained to the mili tary service. It was desirable , he said , that the army should be organized on the basis of one soldier to every certain number of in habitants. It was recognized by mil itary authorities , even before the close of the war of the rebellion , that the establishment of a standard was de sirable , but from time to time the army had been reduced , until it had reached a number disproportionately small to the size of the country and its population. lie thought that one. soldier to every i ,000 population prob ably would be found to be the right ratio for the standard , and that the army standard being adopted , would increase according to the recognized needs of the government in an exact ratio to the increase of the population. He said that it was jasfc as necessary that soldiers should have proper train ing as it was to train men to build houses , or to have a man skilled in his profession to perform any professional service. It was essential that an army should be composed of soldiers trained to their profession , command ed by efficient officers in every grade and controlled strictly according to military principles. That military operations should be directedby mil itary men , he said , was too obvious to need to be stated. NEW NAME FOR ISLANDS. Will He ICnovru as Territory of Hawaii Hereafter. SAN FRANCISCO , Cal. , Sept. 12. The steamer Coptic , from Yokohama and Hong Kong , via Honolulu , brings the following advices from the latter city , under date of September 2 : It will be the "Territory of Hawaii. ' ' That is the name which the annexa tion commission has decided to recom mend to Congress. The form of the government will be modeled on that of existing territories. There will be no more further depart ures from this form than local condi tions and national political considera tions makes necessary. The ultimate possibility of statehood will not be barred. There will be no District of Columbia or Alaska form of govern ment proposed. Local self-government will be given'through the extension of municipal idea. The islands will be divided into municipal districts , hav ing control , under restrictions and limitations , of purely local affairs. Honolulu , for instance , will be a mu nicipal district , embracing the whole of the island of Oahu. UTAH REPUBLICANS. State Convention Strongly Indorses Me- Klnley and Hectares for .Free Sliver. SALT LAKE , Utah , Sept. 1' ' . The Republican state convention was called to order in the opera house yesterday by W. K. Walton , chairman of the state committee. .loseph Bagley of Ogden was chosen temporary chair man and ex-United States Senator Ar thur Brown permanent chairmrn. The resolutions committee then reported and the report was adopted almost unanimously. They indorse President McKinley and declare for free silver. ILLNESS IN PORTO RICO. More Than 25 1'cr Cent of the United States Troops Are Unlit for Duty. PONCE , Porto Rico. Sept. 12. Illness among the United States troops here is increasing. There are now more than 25 per ( rent of the men unfit for duty. Within a radius of a few miles from Ponce there are 1.000 soldiers in hospitals. In some commands , there : ire : : ( ) per cent of the men down with fever , principally typhoid fever. A WOMAN'S CRIME , Double Tragedy In the Oxford Hotel at I > onver 3IutIvo Not App irent. DENVER , Col. . Seps. 12. W. H. Law rence , of Cleveland , O. , was shot and probably mortally wounded in a room at the Oxford hotel yesterday after noon by a wdman who is known here only as Florence Richardson. The woman then shot herself in the heart , dying almost instantly. To Import Negro miners. PAXA. 111. , Sept. 12. Gcorgo V. Pen- well , president of the Penwell Mining company , gave notice to-day that he would open his mine Monday , but would pay only 2. > cents per ton , the price that the non-union negroes are being paid at the Springdale mine. H said : "I prefer white miners if they will desert the union ; otherwise I must operate the mine with negroes and foreign labor. ' ' General Clay DUorced. i RICHMOND , Ivy. . Sept. 1- . General Cassius M. Clay , the sage of White Hall , has been granted a divorce from his girl-wife , Dora Richardson Clay , by Judge Scott of the Madison county circuit court. The decree restores the defendant to her maiden name. Silver Force SelectSadler. . RKNO , Xcv. . Sept. 12. The party convention reassembled o'clock yesterday. Francis , G lands was nominated for ongfcss K. Sadler for governor. / ARTISTIC They Are Fond of Cheerful Surround ings IIow to Improve Your Ilomci. Probably at no time In the world's history has so much attention been paid to the interior decoration oC homes as at present. No borne , no matter how humble , Is without its handiwork that helps to beautify the apartments and make the surround ings more cheerful. The taste ot the American people has kept pace witb. the ago , and almost every day brings lortb. something new In the way ot a picture , a draping , a piece of furniture or some form of mural decoration. Ono of the latest of these has been given to the world by the celebrated artist , Muville , in a series of four haudsoino porcelain game plaques. Not lor years has anything as haud- ' c-ome in this line been seen. The sub jects represented by these plaques are American Wila Ducks , American Pheasant , American Quail and English Snipe. They are handsome paintings and are especially designed for hang ing on dining-room walls , .though their richness and beauty entitles them to a place in the parlor of any home. These original plaques have been pur chased at a cost of § 50,000 by J. C. Hublnger Bros. Co. , manufacturers ot the celebrated Elastic Starch , and in order to enable their numerous cus tomers to become possessors of these handsome works ot art they have bad then reproduced by a special procesa in all the rich colors aad beauty o tbe original. They are finished on heavy cardboard , pressed and em bossed in the shape of a plaque and trimmed with a heavy baud of gold. They measure forty Inches in circum ference end contain no rending matter or advertisement whatever. i Until October 1 Messrs. J. C. Hubln ger Bros. Co. propose to distribute tLese plaques free to their customers. Every purchaser of three ten-cent packages of Elastic Starch , flat-iron brand , manufactured by J. C. Hubln ger Bros. Co. , is entitled to receive one of these handsome plaques free from their grocer. Old and new cus tomers jillke are entitled to the bene fits of this offer. These plaques will not be sent through the mail , the only way to obtain them being from your grocer. Every grocery store in the country has Elastic Starch for sale. It is tbe oldest and best laundry starch , on tbe market , and is the most perfect cold process starch ever Invented. It is the only starch made by men who thoroughly understand the laundry- business , and the only starch that will not injure tbe finest fabric. It has been ths standard for a quarter of a cen tury , and as an evidence of bow good It is twenty-two million packages were eold last year. Ask your dealer to show you the plaques and tell you about Elastic Starch. Accept no sub stitute. Bear In mind that this offer holds good a short time only , and phould be taken advantage of without delay. Some men's idea of making a night of it is their inability to remember anything the next morning. JTdccate Your uotveis TVltli Casearet3. Candy Cathartic cure constipation foreve" . lOc. Use. IIC. C. C. fail , druggists refund incney- Many visitors to Europe consider it a high honor to be invited to visit the Hookers' club at Bruges. At the smok ing contests of this organization a stated quantity of tobacco is given to each member , and the one who takes the most time in smoking his portion wins the prize. When the pipe goes cut the competitor is counted out. for no relighting is allowed. The present record for a. quarter ounce of tobacco is ninety-one minutes. A child who wancered away from Burns Valley , Pa. , was lost in the mountains. When found she was in the midst of wild animals and amons rattlesnakes , but she declared they had made no attack upon her , and tnat she had subsisted among them by eating wild berries. The hunting party that found her killed twelve rattlers near the rocks where she was discovered. The 1S9S-9 tailormade girl will , if she goes the limit , be more masculine than ever. 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