The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, June 17, 1898, Image 7

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page. It is also available as plain text as well as XML.

    Published memoirs Indicate the end
cZ a man's activity , and that he ack
nowledges the end. They are his final
chapter , making mummery of the
crcnd figure they \7rap In the printed
stuff. From the -works of Georco
Meredithl
Shako Into Tour Shoes.
'Allen's Foot-Ease , a powder for the
feet. It cures painful , swollen , smart-
ins feet and Instantly takes the sting
out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Allen's Foot-Ease makes tight-fitting
or new shoes feel easy. It Is a certain
cure for sweating , callous and hot ,
tired , nervous , aching feet Try It to
day. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores. By mall for 25c in stamps.
Trial package FREE. Address , Allen
S. Olmsted , Le Roy , N. Y.
Success Is costly. We find we have
pledged the better part of ourselves
to clutch It : not to ba redeemed with
the whole handful of our prize. '
IJpnnty Is HloodDeep.
esa blood menus a clean skin. N. beamy
nithout lu Ciiscureis. Cnndy Cathartic
cleans your blood and keeps It clean , by t-tlr-
rlng up the luzy liver .ana driving u'l mipu-
rltlus from tlso body. Ce lu today to bunlsfc
pimples , liolls blotches , b'ackhcacl.s nnd that
sickly bilious complexion by taking Casca-
rett. beauty for ten coats. All ( I
satisfaction { ruaranteod. lOc , 25e , 50c.
An American woman In London en
gaged a cab to convey her to Euston
station , and urged the cabby to crive
fast , as her time was limited. After
proceeding a quarter of a mile at a
funeral pace the passenger warned the
cabby to whip the horse.He did so ,
but the speed soon subsided to tne
original pace. Again the lady re
monstrated , saying : "Cant you wnlp
your horse on some tender part to
wake him up a bit ? " The Jehu looked
at her a moment and replied soberly :
"Well , miss , I've hit the pore 'oss all
over 'Is body , except 'is left ear. and
I'm keepln' that for the Euston roaa. "
Many People Cannot Drink
coffee at night. It spoils their sleep.
You can drink Grain-O when you please
and sleep like a top. For Grain-O does
not stimulate ; It nourishes , cheers and
feeds. Yet it looks and tastes like the
best coffee. For nervous persons , young
people and children Grain-O is the per
fect drink. Made from pure grains.
Get a package from your grocer to-day.
Try it in place of coffee. 15 and 25c.
Ideas , new born and naked , original
ideas , are acceptable at no time to the
humanity they visit to help uplift it
from the state of beast
For a perfect complexion and a clear ,
healthy skin , use COSMO BUTTERMILK
SOAP. Sold everywhere.
Women dent care uncommonly for
the men who love them , though they
like precious well to be loved.
Coe' Concrn Bnlintu
P ; the oldest and beltIt will break up * cold qnlckel
It T * any thine elia. It is always reliable. Try It.
The simplicity of the life of labor
looked beautiful. What will not look
beautiful contrasted with the fly in
the "web ?
Hall's irrh Care
Is a , constitutior [ "cure. Price , 75c.
The young who avoid the region of
romance escape the title of fool at
the cost of a celestial crown.
I shall recommend Plso'-a cure for Con
sumption for and wide. Mrs. Mulligan ,
PJumstcad , Kent , Entfand , Nov. 8 , 1805.
Half the troubles of life are imag
inary.
WOMEN IN BUSINESS.
( Prom the Free Press. Detroit , Mich. )
A prominent business rntm recently ex
pressed the opiniou thatthoro is ouo thing
that will prevent women from completely
filling man's place in the business.world
they can't bo depended upon because they
arc sick too often. This is refuted by Mrs.
C. "W. Mansfield , a business woman of 53
Forrar St , Detroit , Mich. , who says :
"A complication of f omnlo ailments kspt
mo awake nights and \voro mo out. I could
get no relief from medicine and hope vni
slipping away from mo. A young lady in
my employ gave mo a box of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills for Palo People. 1 took thorn
and was able to rest at night for the first
time in months. I bought moro and took
them and they cured mo as they also cured
several other people to my knowledge. I
think that if you should ask any of. the
druggists of Detroit who are the best bu vers
of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills they would'siiy
the young women. These pills certainly
build up the nervous system and many a
young woman owes her life to them.
"As a business woman I aui pleased to
ro comment !
them as they
did more for
mo than any
physician ,
a lid I can
give Dr. Wil
liams' Pink >
Pills forPalo
People cred
it for my-
'
go n e r a'l"
*
good health
to-day. "
No discov
ery of modSuddenly ProttrattA.
era times has done so much to enable
women to take their proper places in life by
safe-guarding their health as Dr. Williams *
Pink Pills f orPale People. Acting directly
on the blood and nerves , invigorating the
body , regulating the functions , they restore
the strength and health to the exhausted
woman when every effort of the physician
proves , unavailing.
For the growing girl they are of the
greatest benefit , for the mother indispensa-
ole , for every woman invaluable.
For paralysis , locomotor ataxia , and
other diseases long supposed incurable ,
these pills have proved their efficacy in
thousand of cases.
A recent landslip in China revealed
a pile of money numbering about
7,000,000 coppers. The coppers were
made about the middle of the eleventh
century.
Don't Tobacco Gpit ana Smoke Tour Ule Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever , bs mag
netic , full of life , ntrre , and vigor. takeNo-To-
3ac , the wonder-worker , that makes weak men
strong. All druggists. SOcorSl. Curejruaran-
, eed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co. , Chicago or New York.
Seasoned. They tell me that he has
lad sixteen desperate love affairs , and
look how fat he Is. Yes , he is an im
mune. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
We Pay Expenses
and liberal commissions , refund the cash for
all goods not giving the consumer satisfaction
l.ong terms of credit. First-class scheme
salesmen wanted. No bond required. Sales
made from photographs. We guarantee 85'J.OO
r moo th on mail orders. Address with stamp ,
Jrenard Mfg. Co. , Iowa City , Iowa.
The spoils system of Spain. The
corruption of her public service , civil
and military , has cost Spain a world.
Charles J. Bounaparte.
COSMO BUTTERMILK TOILET SOAP
makes the skin soft , white and healthy.
Sold everywhere.
Enthusiasm is a heaven sent steeplechaser
ple-chaser , and takes a flying leap
of the ordinary barriers.
Educate \'our Uowcls With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever ,
lOc , 25c. If C. G C. fail , druggists refuadmoneji
Rochester's ( N. Y. ) oldest inhabi
tant , Nancy Melinda Walker , died last
week at the age of 17 years.
If you see one young man laughing
at the ancient jokes of another the
other has a pretty sister.
PA Mil VSPAII I NO
1 zjLA.YjLlJLtf 1 * * - 1 / .UL ll xJ.o
The struggle with Heredity.
The Right Side of the Color Line.
' To heredity , to the transmission of
traits from sire to son , we owe most of the
possibilities of growth and development.
If each newly born being started outanew ,
without the force of heredity the level
\ of life might be expected to be that of the
digger Indian or Bushman. Naturally bad
traits descend like the good. Peculiarities
of feature , eccentricities of speech and
manner , birth marks , etc. , are handed
down just as surely as manual dexterity ,
physical beauty , mathematical ability ,
and the mental and moral qualities in
general. A curious example of this de
scent of family traits is furnished by Mrs.
Maggie Pickett , Canton , Ga. , in whose
family gray hair was hereditary. She
writes :
" Gray hair is hereditary in our family.
As long as I can rccollcct.my mother's hair
Bas been grav. About twelve years ago ,
jnv hair began to show signs of turning.
I resolved to try Ayer's Kair Vigor , and
after using it only a few times my hair
was restored to its natural color. I still
nse this dressing occasionally , a bottle
lasting me quite a while ; and though over
forty years of age , mv hair retains its
vouthful color and fullness. To all who
have faded and gray hair , I would heartily
recommend Dr. Ayer's Hair Vigor. " Mrs.
ilAGGIE PICKKTT , Canton , Ga.
There is no shame in gray hair , but there
r
Bevel-Gear
Bicyles
MAKE HILL CLIMBING EASY
Columbia
Chain Wheels. S75
Harifords. - - 50
VedeHes. $40 & 35
Pope Mfg. Co.
mmm SCALES
may be some sadness , because it "is un
timely , and out of season. Gray hairs are
a crown of honor to the aged , but to the
young- they are a stigma. There is no need
to be gray in youth. Grayness comes from ,
a deficiency of the coloring matter which
gives the hair its natural tint. This color
ing matter can be supplied artificially
and is so supplied by Dr. J. C. Ayer's Hair
Vigor. It is by supplying the lacking
pigment that Dr. Ayer's Hair Vigor re
stores gray or faded hair to its original
color. Beyond this , it makes the hair |
grow , gives it gloss and softness , stops ,
it from falling , removes dandruff , and '
cleanses the scalp. Mrs. C. M. Ayres ,
Mount Airy , Ga. , writes :
About three vears ago , my head became
full of dandruff , which caused great an
noyance ; after a time the hair began ,
falling out. The use of Dr. J. C. Aver's i
Hair Vigor stopped the hair from falling1 .
out. and made the scalp clean and healthy. " J
Mrs. C. M. AES , Mount Airy , Ga. 1
Dr. Ayer's Hair Vigor is noted as a
dressing. It is used every day by thousands - 1
sands whose chief claim to beauty rests
on beautiful hair. Send for Dr. Ayer's
Curebook , a storv of cifrcs told by the j
cured. Kree. Address the J. C. Aycr Co. , i
Lowell , Mass.
* 'I liave been troubled a great deal
with a torpid liver , which produces constipa
tion. I found CASCARETS to be all you claim
for them , and secured such relief the first trial ,
that I purchased another supply and was com *
pletely cured. I shall only be tooglad to rec
ommend Cascarets whenever the opportunity
Is presented. " J. A. Surra.
2920 Susquehanna Ave. , Philadelphia , Pa.
CANDY
CATHARTIC
Pleasant. Palatable , Potent. Taste Good. Do
Good , Never Sicken , Weaken , or Gripe. lOc , 25c , fiOc.
. . . CURE CONSTIPATION. „ .
tfrrHcf Cm * < Jj CeKptaj , C&leafo , KMtmU Ktw York. CO
RO-TO-BAC
Sendee to B.N.Grifling Shelton.
LADIES Cenn . and be will mail jou .
the best shirt waist , skin or
belt bolder invented. It absolutely prevents tbe
dklrt &aRlns or tbe waist becoming bapgy in tba :
back. Detachable hookB In Black , Tan tuid TTnlU
Mat free with each h.iidor. iCENTS WASTED.
;
When Answering Advertisements Kindly
Mention This Paper. ,
RETURN OF MASTER.
A man of middle height , with an old-
fashioned gontco benrd and a perplex
ed , wondering air. Ho attracted less
attention in the Chnntrey room by rea
son of the fact that most of the vlsltoro
were young couples abaorbed in the
study of each other. Ho looked at
these young pairs with twinkling eyes ,
and nodded approvingly.
"No change there ! " ho sold with a
sigh of relief.
Ho wont into the Foster room nnd
looked with interest nt hla own portrait
trait on the walls. Ono of the engaged
couples came up nnd looked over his
shoulder.
"Who's ho sceposcd to bo , Gcorgo ? "
asked the Inily carelessly.
"Chap o' tlio imino of Dlckenn , " re
plied George , with the readiness of ono
for whom the world has no socrota ,
"Charles Dickons. "
"I've 'card the name , " eald the young
woman. "What was ho colcbrltcd for ? "
"Writing chap , " said George.
"Ever read any of his works ? " ashed
the lady persistently. The man with
the old-fashioned beard put his baud
to his ear.
"Know some of the titles of 'em , "
answered George evasively.
At the glass-covered cases was some
thing more flattering. These , spelling
out the blue-inked manuscript of
"Dombey and Son , " and reading with
greater ease the bolder handwriting
of "Oliver Twist , " a party of Ameri
cans talked excitedly. In their en
thusiasm they desired to buy the
books ; they summoned a thoughtful
policeman and asked him how many
thousand dollars his people would re
quire for one of them , anyway. The
thoughtful policeman shook his head
slowly and said , with respect , that the
country would have to be precious
hard up before it parted with one of
them. This only increased the Ameri
can's admiration.
"They've forgiven me for 'Martin
Chuzzlewit , ' " said the master himself.
"I'm glad. "
He went out of the museum presently
into Brompton road , and stepped into
a 'bus that carried him to Piccadilly
Circus. He seemed dazed at the white
glow of light that met him there ; at
the high buildings bordering the tri
angular space.
"This is not much like London , " he
said. "Not like my London. "
Leicester Square gave him more as
tonishment , and he hurried into a
court and tried to think. Two matron
ly women were bragging of their chil
dren ; the eldest boy of one was doing
something heroic in the sixth standard
at the board school ; the other , a pale
woman , had a boy who was being look
ed after by the poor law guardians ,
and , the mother declared , was as heal
thy as healthy , and about to go to
Kneller Hall. "You'd never believe he
was a son o' mine , " said the white-
faced woman.
"I wonder , " said the master , "I won
der now whether I helped in that ! "
An idea occurred to him. "Drury
Lane ! "
He knew the way quite well. Past
tbe Garriok Club and along the south
"GO FRY YOUR FACE ! "
side of Covent Garden , and eventually
into Drury Lane.
"Now , " he said , "I shall be remind
ed of the old days. Where is the
pard in which Jo ? "
It seemed that Drury Lane had , in a
sense , been to a dentist to have itself
aut right , and that the dentist had ad-
irised Drury Lane to have them all out
an one side and to buy a new set , for
Ihere were huge gaps where buildings
lad been pulled down , gaps hidden by
joyful hoardings. The old graveyard
tiad become a clean , neat asphalted
playground for children.
"Changes ! " he said , with only a
: ouch of sadness , for he was not really
sorry. "Changes ! "
He waited and listened , as had al
ways been his manner , to the talk of
; he people. It was some time before
tie could understand them , for they
were talking the new Cockney langu-
ig , and when he asked civilly what
rounty they were from they counseled
lim to go home and fry his face. The
idvice might have been well inten-
: ioned , but it was not , in view of all
: he circumstances , practical , and he
.trolled up to Holborn and across to
Bloomsbury. Except that this district
yore an accentuated lodging-house air ,
Jiere was little of change. A book-
jhop , with a volume entitled "The Mor-
il Lesson of Pickwick. By One Who
Knew Dickens , " drove him from
31oomsbury.
Back at Oxford Circus the swift rush
D traffic , the winking , startling ad
vertisements that appeared and disap
peared ; the horseless cabs all these
.hings confused and wearied him , and
ie began to wish for midnight He
ried to find Soho , and could only dis-
: over Snaftesbury avenue. Crossing
he road , he would have been hurt by a
lashing , spluttering fire engine had not
wo young men In evening dress caught
him neatly and bowled him on to the
pavement.
"Not hurt , sir , I hope , " said one.
"Not hurt , thank you , " he replied ,
panting , "but somewhat startled. Lon
don la In a greater hurry than It was In
my dny. "
"Wo all have to push , " said the other
young fellow , "nowadays. Can we
give you any further assistance , sir ? "
"Gentlemen/ said courteously , "I
cannot trespass on your goodness. "
"You look tired , " said the first youth.
"I nm tired. "
"Como Into our club and rest for a
bit. Wo nre literary men or think
wo are and there will be eomo others
there. "
It was 11:30 : now. They escorted
him to Uio club and took him up the
brotul stairway Into the smoking room.
The room wao ( Hied Vth the scent of
clgarn nnd the sound c ? voices , and everyone -
oryono seemed to bo talking about
books. The muHtor , comfortable In an
armchair near the flro , listened anxi
ously. The mciubcrH wcro all young
ish men men who were probably In
their bassinettes at the tlmo that his
spirit Hew away from Gad's Hill and
from UUs earth. His two hosta left
him with an excuse to join the heated
debate. Current reputations formed
the subject of the conference , and , In
order to save time , everybody spoke at
once. Many were talking about them
selves.
"They've forgotten me , " said the
master , regretfully.
Indeed , this did at first appear to be
the case. Presently , however , he
caught his name , and he half rose In
the chair. No Infant author waiting
for his first notice could have been
more nervous than he was at that mo
ment.
"Well , " a loud-voiced man at the fire
place had said in speaking of a modern
writer , "I've heard him referred to as
a modern Dickens. "
For a moment there was a hush , but
only for a moment. Then there rained
down upon the loud-voiced man a
swift , deafening torrent of genuine re
proof. Eagerly the master listened.
How dared any one ( the young mem
bers said excitedly ) compare the man
with- Dickens ? There was no one
nowadays high enough or broad enough
or strong enough to justify comparison
with him. Dickens stood alone ! Dick
ens always would stand alone ! Dick
ens was the master of them all !
"Gentlemen ! " cried one of the young
men earnestly , "I give you 'Charles
Dickens ! ' God bless his memory and
keep it always green ! "
The clock struck 12. A happy-faced
old-fashioned man stole quietly out of
the room. Illustrated London News.
A BROKEN FRIENDSHIP.
The Feud Will Live as 'Long as Do the
Former Friends.
Mickel and Prindy had been close
friends for years. This closeness re
fers to their tastes and fraternal rela
tions , not to their local habitations.
Their friendship grew and strength
ened with years , says the Detroit Free
Press. They thought it a sacrifice of
many pleasures and advantages that
they did not live in the same vicinity.
After talking the matter over together
they concluded to buy two large lots
side by side , build two houses alike
and so live that they could enjoy each
other by running back and forth , talkIng -
Ing from one front porch to the other ,
or exchanging thoughts over the back
fence. They looked forward to an ideal
existence that would have its vitality
and perpetuity assured in their mu
tual admiration. For three months
their pretty dream was realized. Then
came bickerings , recriminations ,
threats , a complete severance of do
mestic relations and a law suit. Then I
both sold out at a sacrifice , and they
are as far apart as the size of the city
will permit. "What in the world was
the matter that two such sensible old
gentlemen should have an irreconcil
able difference ? " "Mickel's fad was to
have a fine garden. Prindy devoted
his spare time to the raising of chick
ens. " "Oh , I see. The feud will live
as long as they do. "
"Why "We Forget Names.
Many persons are especially forget
ful with regard to names as of ac
quaintances or some familiar object.
Dr. Bastian , in discussing such effects
recently , quoted with approval this
explanation : "The more concrete the
idea the more readily is the word used
to designate it forgotten when the
memory fails. We easily represent .per
sons and things to ourselves without
: heir names. More abstract concep
tions , on the contrary , are attained
only with the aid of words , which
alone give them their exact shape in
our minds. " Hence verbs , adjectives ,
pronouns , adverbs , prepositions and
conjunctions are more intimately re
lated to thought than nouns are , and
can be remembered when nouns , or
names , slip from the mind.
About Weddings.
The marriage customs of nations are
quaint. Here is one which is decidedly
barbarous : A Hottentot widow mar
rying again has to cut off the joint of a
finger , which she gives to her new hus
band on their wedding day. Each time
she becomes a widow and marries
again she has to sacrifice a finger joint.
Xew Handy Hat Fnstener.
A western man has patented a hand ?
hat fastener consisting of two curved
pins set in opposite sides of the crown
with rubber cords to keep them pulled
into their heads ; the pins being pulled
down and allowed to work their way
into the hair.
River Jordan's Quick Descent.
The river Jordan makes the greatest
descent in the shortest distance of al
most any stream.
Whether a woman loves a man or
not , ho Is her lover If he dares toil
her he loves her , aad la heard with
attcntioc.
CMII Our Coutt lie
If confidence can be tilt In the opin
ion of military and naval oOlcers at
the Boat of government , such Is the ex
tent of our sea coast that to blockade
It effectually seems ImpozBlble. When
a blockade of the bowels exists , re
lieve it with Hosteller's Sloauich Bit
ters. which also curea Indlgeatloa. ma-
larla. rheumatism and kidney trouble
After forty , m * n kavc married their
habits , and wives are oniy aa Itoin
In the list , and not the most impor
tant.
_
AN OPEN LETTER TO MOTHERS.
\V nrr a i ertlnjr In the court oar rJeht to tbe
excluklvo UMS of ihf word "CASTOJtlA d
"I'lTCHEU'S CAST OUlA"aKwrTri < le Marie
I , Dr. Samuel Piurher , of HranttU. Mawsa-
chiuettx , was the orlt'.uator cf "ITrCHKK'S
CASTOKIA. " thewtne th t baxboraeawidc * *
now b ar the fac-Mmilf hi.Batunti o ; CI1AS. JL
KLCTCHKK on eiry * j.jwr. ThU Is tbe
original "JMTCJIEK'S CASTOU1A" which ha. j
btvu ut eil in the homes of the mother * ot j
America for over thirty year * . Look cartf uSJy j
at the wrupjHjr and nc that it is "tbr kisd yen
buvo ulway * bought. " and ban the ! jnaturc ef J
CHAS. H. KL.KTCHKK on tbe Wrapper No ,
one ban authority from ice to u e rnr nuictrx - ,
ctpt The Centaur Company , of which Cba * JL '
Fletcher Ul'rekldcnl. i
ilarch b. If-ST. SAKCKL PITCHEK. M. D.
True poets and true women have
the native Kt-nEc of the dlvInenesB of
what the world deems gross material
substance.
A bath with COSMO RCTTERMILK
SOAP , exquisitely kcented , ib teething i-nd
beneficial. 'Hold everywhere.
If a man falls once he begin to be
lieve In luck.
Nb-To-Bac for Fifty Ont > .
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure , makes ireak
men btrons. olood pure. fc. Si.
Cheerfulness brightens the gift and
beautifies the civer.
AX OPERATION AVOIDED.
3Ira. Bosa Gaum Writes to Kra.
About it. She Saja :
DEAR Miuu PiTKiiAii : I take pleas
ure in writing1 you a few lines to ia-
forra yea of the good your V etab e
Compound has done me. I eaaaot
thank you enough f or what TOO r medi
cine has done for me ; it ha * . indeed ,
helped rne wonderfully.
For years 1 was troa-
bled with an
ovarian tumor ,
each rear grow
ing worxr , un-
Ul at Jut 1
wo * compelled
to eontk with
I ! said
DOthitt CO ll < l
1 > done for
tae bat to go nader aa opera tioa
In fef"fcfoerid a frirtMl of
about It , fche r conaendMt Lydia. E-
Plakham'K Vegetable Compovad , j-
la fche kaew il wuaLd cure . 1 tfern
heat for your asedieia * . aad after tak
ing three bonk * ol it , U imooc 4i -
appeared. Ob ! you do w C kaow ow
much good your medkiae * a * oae
me. I shall rceoraaead it to &U tmSvr-
ing women. Mn ROSA CACX. 7
Wall St. , Los Aayelah , CL
The great nad VBr&ryia MMCCM of
Lydia K. Ilnihejn'j. V clWe Com
pound in relMrtinj * crery rirrnngrot at
of the female organ * , ,
it to be the metiers fcaegwird of wo
man's * bappiuesh ami b&dUy
More thrrn a million women
benefited by it.
Every woman wao need&
about her health is invited to write to
Mrs. Pickham , at Ljns.
W. N. U.OMAHA. NO. 25-lSBa
teoea A.nswtrico MttrtlseaeatS fclsiiy
Ktatioa Tiis Tt s.
" IRONING
REQUIRES NO COOKING
HAKES COLLARS AND GUFFS STIFF AND NICE
AS WHEN FIRST BOUGHT HEW
ONE POUND OF THIS'STAfcCH WILL GO
AS FAR AS A POUND AND A HALF
OF ANY OTHER STARCH ,
0NLY
.HUBINGERBRQS.C9
.NEV/HAVENCQNN ,
This March Is prepared on scientific principles l > y men bo hae
laumlerlnp. It restores , old linen and summer dres r-t > ttclr r.stjra'Ri'setrs ct ji
las-tlnj : finlPh. It Is tbe > nl > starch manufactured that N rerfcH > b n Y-v r\ : & .eac
Junior any other substance tajurlous to linen aad cas l-c i > etl ocfr h-iM jv > w.r-
For Sale by All Wholesale and Retail Grocers.
"WHERE DIRT GATHERS , WASTE RULES. "
GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF
L O
HiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiuininiiiJiiiiuiiiHirniHHinin initiiiiiujituiuiuinnrn :
IGREAT POPULAR OFFER !
' - - ' - " ' i
OOOV eoplf * ot tht HCVlxwJ ;
ledgcd masterwork of the Century , vre nrr now enabled to ofior it to the p N < K At far
S less than the publishers' prlcco ! Thousands of persons , who horvtofvwh wo ; * rt
able to purchase it , will ea crlv welcome this opportunity to secure at tvtluovd pncv "T s *
Greatest Achievement of modern Times. "
THE FUNK & VAGNALLS =
fantiard Dictionary !
OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. I
It is Incomparably the granted. r\ It pUtvol \
r eit , motf complete , a l m t authoriutiv * . Moxv dKU
F In existence. It is everywhere the MMuUrvl.
I ENTIRELY NEW. It t < not
t FROM COVER TO COVER. or ro\t t
r the steady labor for flvo year * ot c rtMi > l t > % ct * < > <
t mott eminent and ulhoril ti\ ch. < l r rj ip * iiHn
\ the \vorM. NcnrlylWot the lei Uiirviul\cr ttV < Vilrjtvsk
i Riul sclontllic li tttiittoiiF ot the worM vr * > rvi wKsl
r onthccdltortnlstitU' ; 20 Unit < < t < S t Oo rnn n ! \c tt
t wcroalwuui thooilltorinl trtll O * r $ V < 0,000 wwm-t
t unllycxpcn tc l luiw pnMuotlou N tor * * inj ) } v\vw
e pleto copy wns muly for the umrkot Never \ n nyi\
uictlon ry wclcoincjl with Mich yr * t * th l tV >
t world over. As the St. J nut on' * n > lRvt , \ oiU > > >
e "It Is th dintrnU m of Literary Knjrlniul . It t
bo the pride of Literary America. " The ht < h < t
has como from nit the Rrvnt AtncTlCAtt \ lUtttch
tmpers , reviews , uiilver ltlc , tttul ooUcsess.
Sallclnsses of Intelligent men and women everywhere. ThoroKnlnrsiilwcrlptton
S the Standard Dictionary Is 81S.OO. We will now supply the complete work In on * riK
= aive volume , elegantly bound in full leather , prepaid to nny mUirofS nt the n tent ! > MuRi >
price of Si 2.00 , on tbe following C | fifi pQCn U/ltn / flrflor tni'$1 ' pr month < > tN
terms to responsible people : vliUU Uuull nllll UIUOI of * ich month wntil |
The Dictionary will be sent oxprcfs prepaid on receipt of theft ( XI cn. h pnxwom , the
giving purchasers nearly a full year's use of this great work before final pnj mewl lx w
E Full particulars by mall. Address , g
1 STANDARD DICTIONARY AGENCY , OMAHA , NCR. |
IiniiniiunurmininiiriiiniriJinuuiuiuiiinuiiUTiiiiuiruiuunr itniitniutinitmv
WAGON Something
entirely
new.
A better Scale for FREIGHT PAID ,
less money than has
ever been offered.
Address ,
Jones of BInphamton.
Blnghamton , N. Y. '
To
U dr. .1.of
Icctlnj ; Furnltuixi. Drnpcrlct ,
Bond for it. It Rlvo < prlco n d pli-tnn .
OUC1IAKU & WIt.UKI.M rAHI'KV CtK.
U18