The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, May 13, 1898, Image 8

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    AN OPEN LETTER
To MOTHERS.
WE ARE ASSERTING IN THE COURTS OUR RIGlft TO THE
, EXCLUSIVE USE OF THE WORD "CASTORIA , " AND
"PITCHER'S CASTORIA , " AS OUR TRADE MARK.
7 DR , SAMUEL PITCHER , of Hyannis , Massachusetts ,
was the originator of "PITCHER'S CASTORIA , " the same
that has borne and does now , & ° ft every
/ / „
bear thefac-sunile signature of & & / & & wrapper.
TJiis is the original " PITCHER'S CASTORIA , " which has been
used in the homes of the Mothers of America for over thirty
years. LOOK CAREFULLY at the wrapper and see that it is
the hind you have always bought Jf , , # . - on the
and has the signature of C Sx yf M wrap
per. No one has authority from me to use my name ex
cept The Centaur Company of which Chas. H. Fletcher is
President.
' March 8,1897.
\ Do Not Be Deceived ,
. : Do not endanger the life of your child by accepting
1 a cheap substitute which some druggist may offer you
( because he makes a few more pennies on it ) , the in
gredients of which even he does not know.
"The KM You Have Always Bought"
BEARS THE FAC-SIMILE SIGNATURE OF
Insist on Having
The Kind That Never Failed You.
THC CENTAUR COMPANY , 77 MURRAY STRICT. NEW YORK CITY.
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Teeming With Most Reliable and
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sociated With Cartoons ,
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The Rocky Mountain News , published
at Denver. Colorado , is the oldest paper
in Colorado and the Rocky mountain
region. It has been identified with the
growth and progress ot that region since
. its inception in 1859. and devotion to the
resources and interests of this pottion of
the We'st has always been the chirl aim
of the paper. Special attention has 1\ ,
wavs been paid to its slate mining df-
-partuieut , to the end that the fullest and
freshest reports of operations in all min
ing districts shall appear in its columns
< lailv. At present it is devoting unex
ampled energies to the task of furnish
ing its patrons with the war news. The
News is the only paper in the West
which has the benefit of the splendid
special telegraphic service of the New
York Journal , and this insures the speedy
and the effectual transmission of every
detail of the operations at the seat of war.
The News prints more news daily , and
possesses a larger circulation and adver
tising patronage than any other paper in
the Rocky mountain region. The pub
lishers will mail sample copies upon ap
plication. \
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with the following newspapers and peri
odicals whereby we can supply then-i in
combination with THE TRIBUNE at the
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THE TRIBUNE , McCook , Neb.
S. C. P. Jones , Mile-burg , Pa , writes :
"I have used DeWitt's Little Early Ris
ers ever since they were introduced here
and must say I have never used any pills
in my family during forty years of house
keeping that gave such satisfactory re
sults as a laxative or cathartic. " A. Mc-
Millen. '
THE TRIBUNE and The Cincinnati
Weekly Enquirer fori.soayear , strictly
in advance.
Mr. John Peterson , of Patoutville , La ,
was very agreeably surprised not long
ago. For eighteen months he had been
troubled with dysentery and had tried
three of the best doctors in New Orleans ,
besides half a dozen or more patent med
icines , but received very little relief.
Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera and Diar
rhoea ! Remed } ' , having been recom
mended to him , he gave it a trial and to
his great surprise , three doses of that
remedy effected a permanent cure. Mr.
Win. McNauiara , a well known mer
chant of that same place , is well ac
quainted with Mr. Peterson and attests
to the truth of this statement. This rem
edy is for sale by L. W. McConnell & Co.
"One Minute Cougli cure is the best
preparation I have ever sold or used and
I can't say too much in its praise. " I/ .
M. Kennon , Merchant , Odell , Ga. A.
McMillen.
Abe Married Him.
"The most amusing nuptial event I
ever officiated at , " said good old Squire
Hiram Gate to a representative of the
Louisville Post , "the marrying magis
trate of the Pennyrile , " now dead ,
"was in the winter of 1871. I was
awakened one cold night about midnight
by vigorous knocking on my front door.
I went to the window and by the light
of the moon could see two forms on my
front porch. I raised the window and
asked what was wanted. A woman of
the backwoods type answered in about
this language : 'Why , hit's us. Jim an
mo wants to git hitched. ' I hurried
down and on opening the door found a
poorly clad , finnicky looking man of
about 40 , led by a deterimnod looking
woman of perhaps 30. I cold see that
the female wus the business part of the
procession and addressed myself to her ,
asking why they bad ohnseu such a late
hour for their'hitching affair. ' This
was the reply , in quick , snappy sen
tences : 'Why , hit's this way. Jim
Owens is bin a-sparkiu uv of me , I
'low , for fo' yeres , an I got fetched tired
uv his mincin wurds , so tuk an ast him
tonite , I him , I did , I 'pected him
'votedly , an ef he wanted me to cum
on an le's git j'iued tonite , er I wuz
gwine to take Fletch Boggess1 boy ,
Hez , an settle down. Jiin 'lowed he did
ho reckiued he'd cum , though it wuz
a long trip. So I took an fetched him
in pap's mill waggiu. Didn't I , Jim ? '
Jim nodded a doleful assent. In answer
ing the questions I put to the groom in
the ceremony the brawny better uiue-
tenths gave the bashful spouse about
the cue , and she paid me a half dollar ,
taking the money from Jim's pocket-
book. It beat any wedding I ever wit
nessed , I think. "
A Ilasty Judgment.
"I hate intoxicated people , " whisper
ed a good looking youug lady to a com
panion on one of the Larimer avenue
cars the other evening. A mun had
boarded the car at Atwood street. Ho
staggered along the aisle and finally
managed to get hold of a strap , to which
he clung in order to steady himself.
"You're right , " answered the one ad
dressed ; "tho conductors ought to keep
them off the cars. "
Meanwhile the man was changing his
hold on the strap from one hand to the
other. He looked down , with his eyes
half closed , and when some of the pas
sengers wanted to leave the car ho seem
ed to pay no attention to them , for he
did not move out of their way. At the
Larimer avenue bridge the car came tea
a stop. The man seemed to realize that
he was at his destination , for while he
had not motioned to the conductor ho
began to go toward the door. The con
ductor helped him out'and after seeing
him safely on the sidewalk returned to
his car. Turning to a passenger who
had been an interested spectator , he
said : "Isn't it a pity to be blind ? Thai
gentleman lives in the house on the cor
ner , and I take him home every even
ing. "
The two young ladies looked at eacl :
other in embarrassment , for the con
ductor had spoken loud enough for ev
erybody in the car to hear him. Pitts-
burg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Human Magiiets.
Experiments made recently by scien
tific men in France , says the London
Standard , have developed a somewhat
curious and unexpected fact namely ,
that certain persons possess a magnetic
polarity that is , they are found to act
after the manner of magnets , having
in fact , north and south poles. In such
a case the individual , on being com
pletely undressed and placed near a sen
sitive galvanometer , will , when turned
on a vertical axis , cause a deflection ,
first in one direction and then in the op
posite , just as a magnet will do. It is
not assumed that all persons possess this
polarity , but in the case of Professor
Murani , an Italian , upon whom the ex
periment was tried , the phenomenon
was unmistakably exhibited , it being
found that his breast corresponded to a
north pole and his back to a south pole.
A Question of Trimming.
Shortly after the war a Confederate
vetern visiting a northern city observed
on a street corner a cripple who was
without legs and arms , which he had
lost , according to the sign , in the "late
war. " The Confederate at once gave
him a quarter and passed on , only to
come back and give him another. A
second , third , fourth and fifth time the
donor returned , giving the cripple a
quarter each time until the latter asked
the reason for this unusual generosity.
"Why , " replied the Confederate ,
"you're the first one of those d d
fellers in blue I have seen trimmed up
to suit my taste. " New York Post.
The Welsh Rabbit.
Those who have accepted the incon
sistent name of Welsh rabbit for toast
ed cheese on the assumption that it is a
corruption of Welsh "rarebit" will
have to revise their view. According to
u writer in Macmillan's Magazine ,
"Welsh rabbit is a genuine slang term
belonging to a large group which de
scribe in the same humorous way the
special dish or product of a peculiar dis
trict. For examples , an Essex lion is a
calf ; a Fieldlaue duck is a baked sheep's
bead ; Glasgow magistrates or Noriolk
capons are red herrings ; Irish apricots
or Munster plums are potatoes ; Graves-
end sweetmeats are shrimps. "
Floating ; I'ogs.
"Floating bogs" are found in the
Lake of the Woods and other waters of
Minnesota. The bogs nourish a large
auraber of plants , shrubs and even small
trees , as well as little animals. They
irif t about with the winds , and some
times get caught in sheltered coves ,
svhere they remain and become fixed to
: he bottom.
Drawing : the Une.
It may be all right to write love let-
; ers on a typewriter , but they ought
lot to be manifolded. Boston Globe.
HOW SHE DID IT.
Girl Cashier1 * Mind Reading : Methods of
Making Change.
The girl cashier of a Madison street
restaurant was for three weeks believed
by one of tne customers to bo a lineal
descendant of Morgan lo Fay and to
have some of the family traits of Heller ,
the second sight magician , for shp
seemed to know by intuition or instinct
or something else what was the price of
the meal he bad consumed and also just
the amount of money in bis hand when
he approached to pay. He first noticed
that when he presented a 85 cent check
she immediately laid upon the rubber
mat a dime and a nickel which she had
been holding for change.
"How , " this man inquired of him
self , "did she know that 15 cents would
be the correct chungc'r There was no
earthly way for her to tell what money
I was going to offer her either. How
did she come to have the exact change
ready without a second's delay or with
out having to go to the cash register for
it ? * He could not answer to his own
satisfaction.
The next day the bought a 45 cent
meal , and she promptly laid a nickle
before him , the 5 cent piece being the
only coin she held in her hand. It was
the correct amount , as ho gave her a
half dollar. He experimented several
times afterward and at last appealed to
her for information.
"Why , " fihe said , "didn't you ever
notice the tint of your check ? " When I
see you coming 20 feet away , I know
by the slate colored check that you have
eaten 20 cents' worth. If you have a
red ticket , that warns me that you want
to pay for a two bit meal. A blue one
means 30 cents. This yellow one is , of
course , for 40 cents. The amount is
printed upon the check , but the color
is my warning. "
"Yes , " said the other , somewhat re
lieved , "that seems easy. But still my
money is not of different colors. How
do you know what change to have
ready ? That's mind reading , sure. "
"Not at all. When you como with a
quarter ticket , you will usually give mo
the exact change or half a dollar. I
have a quarter ready for you in my left
hand in case you give me a half. Sup
pose your ticket is a 35 cent one ; you'll
either give me the correct amount or a
half dollar or perhaps a dollar. With
15 cents in one hand and 50 cents in
the other I'm ready for any demonstra
tion almost. " Chicago Record.
THE GAME OF HIS LIFE.
Showing : One's Varying View of Golf aS He
Plays Well or 111.
On the links of the Island Golf club
at Garden City , N. Y. , two men were
having a hot game , with success about
even. They were good friends and com
plimeuted each other on their gobri
shots and looked the other way after r
foozle. Just as the younger one stepped
upon the tee to drive off for the sixtl
hole a very swagger cart came spinning
, up the road that crosses the links near
that tee. A stunning young woman was
driving. She pulled up sharply near the
tee and called out to the man about to
drive :
"George , dear , won't you come houio
now and not delay luncheon ? "
The man straightened up with an air
of disgust at the interruption and re
plied :
"Not now. I'm playing the game of
my life. "
"I wish you'd come , " she said.
"No , not now , " ho answered. . "I'm
playing too well. I wouldn't quit this
for 40 luncheons. I'm breaking my rec
ord by ten storkes. "
"Well , I'll drive up and down here
and wait for you , " she said.
As she started off George , dear , turned
to continue the game of his life. He
sliced his drive and lost the ball in the
blackberry bushes in the ravine. He
dropped a new ball and lost one stroke.
Then he topped the ball on the niblick
shot out of the whir and didn't gain
three feet. Finally he got out with
seven and was bunkered in the road
that crosses the field. There ho lost two
more strokes and the rest of his temper.
Finally he got out of the bunker and
with a beautiful lie used his brasseyfor
a three-quarters iron and overshot the
hole by 50 yards into the tall grass.
There the ball was lost.
Ten minutes later the swagger cart
was spinning down the road at the top
speed of the horse , the stunning young
woman sitting very erect and statu
esque and driving with superb skill. In
the back of the cart , with his heels dan
gling and brandishing two golf clubs ,
eat George , dear.
The game of his life was over. New
York Sun.
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Ho Got It.
"Mister , " said Meandering Mike ,
"would you like to have all the money
you wanted ? "
"Of course I would , " was the natural
reply.
"Well , then , I kin approach you as
man to man an tell you me own f eelinks.
It's a good deal to bo able to depend on
sympathy an co-operation in advance.
All the money I wants fur the present is
10 cents , which is somethin you could
help me to without missin. " Wash
ington Star.
A. Woman's Way.
"Forty cents for a telegram , please , "
said the dentist's attendant. "There , "
said the dentist , as he opened and read
the document , "that's from one of my
patients , breaking an appointment , and
she makes me pay for the telegram.
Would any one but a woman do that ?
That goes on her bill. " New York
Times.
It is not an uncommon thing , accord
ing to a traveler in Russia , to meet a
herd of cows or oxen in certain parts of
that country wearing blue glasses to
counteract the effects caused by the re
flection of the snow in winter time.
Australia is 26 times as large as the
United Kingdom , 15 as large as France
and almost equal to the United States.
THE
to which the Expectant Mother is
exposed and the foreboding and
dread with which she looks for
ward to the hour of woman's
severest trial is appreciated by but
few. All effort should be made
to smooth these rugged places
in life's pathway for her , ere she
presses to her bosom her babe.
Jl
allays Nervousness , and so assists
Nature that the change goes for
ward in an' easy manner , without
such violent protest in the way of
Nausea , Headache , Etc. Gloomy
forebodings yield to cheerful and
hopeful anticipations she passes
through the ordeal quickly and
without pain is left strong" and
vigorous and enabled to joyously
perform the high and holy duties
now devolved upon her. Safety
to life of both is assured by the
use of "Mother's Friend , " and
the time of recovery shortened.
"I know one lady , the mother of three
children , who suffered greatly in the
birth of each , who obtained a bottle of
'Mother's Friend' of me before her
fourth confinement , and was relieved
quickly and easily. All agree that their
labor was shorter and less painful. "
JOHN G. POLUILL , Macon , Ga.
Sl.OOPERBOTTLS at all DrugStores ,
or sent by enpross on receipt of price.
RflflKR Containing invaluable information of
- interest to all - womenwill be sent to
rtitt any address upon application , by
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In view of the better times , and higher
prices for grain etc. , the publisher ex
pects those indebted to THE TRIBUNE
for subscription to make good their de
linquencies at once. During the con
tinued hard times and failures no effort
was made to force the collection of sub
scription accounts , but now that the con
ditions have changed greatly for the bet
ter it is expected that these delinquencies
will lie promptlv paM up. Statements
will he * sent out to all in arrears and with
the expectation that all will appreciate
our past indulgence and respond at once.
THE PUBLISHER.
DeWitt's Uttle Early Risers ,
The Tamous little pills.
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earn $15 to $35 weekly.
RAND , McNALLY & CO. ,
Chicago , III.
WOMEN used
to think "fe
male diseases "
could only be
treated after "lo
cal examina
tions" by physi
cians. Dread of
such treatment
kept thousands of
modest women
silent about their
suffering. The in
troduction of
Wine of Cardui has now demon
strated that nine-tenths of all the
cases of menstrual disorders do
not require a. physician's attention
at all. The simple , pure
taken in the privacy of a. woman's
own home insures quick relief and
speedy cure. Women need not
hesitate now. Wine of Cardui re
quires no humiliating examina
tions for its adoption. Itcuresany
disease that comes under the head
of "female troubles" disordered
F
menses , falling of the womb ,
"whites , " change of life. Itmakes
women beautiful by making them
well. It keeps them young by
keeping them healthy. $1.00 at
the drug store.
For advice in cases requiring special
directions , address , giving : symptoms.
the "Ladies' Advisory Department. "
The Chattanooga Medicine Co. , Chatta
nooga. Tenn.
o
W. I. ADDISON , M.D. , Gary , Miss. , says : o
"I use Wine of Cardui extensively in b <
my practice and find itamost excellent
preparation for female troubles. "
r
CASTOR IA
Tor Infants and Children ,
The Kind You Have Always BouglH
A
Bears the
Signature of
TIMBER CULTURE FINAL PROOF-
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
UNITED STATES LAND OFKICE ,
McCook , Neb. , April 6,1898.
Notice is hereby given that Franklin \ \ .
.Eskeyhas filed notice of intention to make
final proof before Register or Receiver at his
office in McCook , Nebraska , on Saturday , the
I4th day of May , 1898 , on timber.culture appli
cation No. 6228'for se # of section No. 13 , in
township No. 5 north , range No. 29 west 6th
P. M.
M.He names as witnesses : Richard F. Lakin ,
Nathan Edwards , and Richard R. Holcomb ,
of Indianola , Nebraska , and Frank b. Schoon-
over , of Box Elder , Nebraska.
4-8-6ts > A. S. CAMPBELL , Register.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at McCook , Nebraska.
April 20th , 1898.
Notice is hereby given that the following-
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim ,
and that said proof will be made before Reg
ister or Receiver at McCook , Nebraska , on
May 28th , 1898 , viz : John Engstrom , 11. E.
No. 9827 for the southeast quarter ( 0 Sec.30 ,
Town. 6 N. , R.29V.6th P. M. He names
the following witnesses to prove his contin
uous residence upon and cultivation of said
land , viz : Andrew P. Larson , Nels C. Due-
land , Joseph E. Nelms , William 15. Whittaker ,
all of Quick , Nebraska.
4-22-6ts A. S. CAMPBELL , Register.
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION.
NOTICE is hereby given of the formation
of a corporation under the laws of the state
of Nebraska as follows , towit :
The name of this corporation shall be The
McCook Creamery Company. The principal
place of business is in McCook , Keel Willow
County , Nebraska.
The general nature of the business to be
conducted by this corporation is to manufact
ure dairy products , build a factory and oper
ate and lease same , to hold real estate , and to
transact any other business connected with or
incidental to the manufacture of dairy prod
' *
ucts.
The amount of capital stock authorized is
iS 1,575 , shares of which shall be of equal value
and be equally entitled to share in the profits.
The time of the commencement of this or
ganization shall be the 291)1 ) day of April , 1898 ,
and shall continue until the 29th day of April ,
1918 , unless sooner terminated.
This corporation shall not at any time sub
ject itself to any indebtedness.
The affairs of the corporation shall be con
ducted by a board of five directors to be
sleeted from the stockholders.
5-6-415 McCooK CREAMERY COMPANY.
J. A. SNYDER , President.
See McMillan's new stock of WAI. ! .
PAPER.
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Saiv.
Cures Piles. Scalds. Burns.
0. L EVERIST & . CO. ,
PROPRIETORS OF THE
McCook Transfer Line
BUS , BAGGAGE AND EXPRESS.
furniture van in the
jity. Office one block north of
Br.ruptt Lumber Yard. Leave or-
lers for bus calls Ht Commercial
lotel ; ordei s for dray ing at E v-
jrist , Marsh & Co.'s meat market.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
F. D. BURGESS ,
McCOOK , NEBR.
| Iron , Lead , and Sewer Pipe , Brass
I Goods , Pumps , and Boiler Trimmings.
j Agent for Halliday , Waupun , Eclipse
' Windmills. Basementof the Meeker-
I Phillips building.
JULIUS
Carpet Laying ,
Carpet Cleaning.
am still doing carpet laying , carpet
leaning lawn cutting and similar work. See
r write me before giving such work. My
tiarges are very reasonable. Leave orders at
RIBUNE office. JULIUS KUNERT.
JOHN E. KELLEY ,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
McCooK , NEBRASKA.
of Lincoln Land Co. Office
" -c
.ear of 1irst National bank. -
J. B. BALLARD.
© DENTIST. ©
All dental work done at our office is
ded to be first-class. guar
- We do all kindV of
rown , Bridge and Plate Work. Drs. Smith
un
Bellamy , assistants.
i-MRS. E. E.
MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR.
'iano. ' Organ , Guitar and Banjo.
VOICE TRAINING A SPECIALTY !
ver the "Bee Hive. "
"
McCOOK SUEGICAI HOSPITAL ,
Dr. W. V. GAGE.
McCook. - Nebraska.
ffice and Hospital over First National Bank
fhce hours at residence
, 701 Marshall
liM : fore 9 a , _ m. and after 6 p. ; A v