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About The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936 | View Entire Issue (April 15, 1898)
First Mute : "Why didn't you ans wer mo yesterday when I spoke to you from across the street ? "Second Mute : 'I couldn't. You had passed by before I could get my mittens off to apeak to you. " Judge. Merit MriuiH JMoney Made. You cannot mlvortiKo money out of pee ploH pocket all the time ; you may do it now mid then , hut if you tiou't give them something of absolute merit in return , ud- verliHiiiK will never prove succeEKful. The kind of ndvcrtlBingthat pays is advertising a good thing. AH it baa -merit the people will UKO It again and again. Never bar thin been better illustrated than in tin great succor of the CaHcaretw , candy ca thartic , that wo have been lately advertiB- Ing in thin paper. All druggists call Cas- curutB , repoatora , that IH. people buy them , like thorn , and buy thorn again and recom mend them to their friends. Cascarets are guaranteed to cure constipation or money refunded , and are a delightful laxative and liver stimulant ; the best medicine over made. We recommend all our readers to try them. Moonshine has been found to have a marked effect on stammering. To Cure Constipation Forever. Take Cat-carets Candy Cathartic. ICc or 25c. II C. C. C. fall to cure , urugKists refund money- The best watchmakers' oil comes from the jew of the shark. W. N. U. OMAHA. NO. 16. 1898. VJfcen Answering Advertisements Kin&y Mention This Taper. > Keeps both riJcr and saddle per- i fectly dry in the hardest storms. ! j Substitutes willdlsappoht. Ask for i 1897 Rsh Brand Pommel Slicker r * it is entirely new. If not for sale in 9 your town , write for catalogue tc A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mass j " For six years I was a victim of dys- pcpaia in its worst form. I could eat nothing but milk toast , and at times my stomuch would not retain and digest even that. Last March 1 began taking CASCARETS and since then I have steadily improved , until I ain as well as I ever was in my life. " DAVID H. MonrnT , Newark , O. CANDY CATHARTIC TRADE MARK REGISTERED Pleasant. Palatable , Potent. Taste Good. Do Good , Never Sicken , weaken , or Gripe , lOc , 25cac. ) . . . CURE CONSTIPATION. . . . Eterilng Remedy Company , Chleigo , Montreal , Xeir York. 311 UD TA DSP Sold and cnnrantcod by alldrng- HU" I U'uAu cists to CUKE Tobacco Habit. OVc delight to do an earlr Wend good turn. The v > orlung patts of ' .ANY AERMOTOR' EXCHANGED IFOR A ROLLER ' BEARINGzephjr-rna. . S , ever-going , everlaitiuc , power. donbling , UP-TO-DATE ' 98 3KOTOR,3 ( FT. FORS6 ; lMtfor i2l t. and made like a I ticjcle , are I for $30 They ran like a I watcli , every movable psrt on rollers. Donbles geared 1 mill power. TheAermotor ran when all other nulls I I'lood still , and made the steel windmill business. THE NEW BEATSTHE OLD AS THE OLD BEAT THE WOODEN WHEEL , a On rsceipt of amount , revised motor ( bet not wheel I 1 or vane ) will be sent to replace old one then to bo I i returned. Offer mbject to cancellation atony time , i If year old wheel is not ta Acrmotor , write for " ' , terms of swap new for old to go on old tower. . ' .Ton can pet it en. Aenaotor Co. , Chkaeg. , IN 3 OR 4 YEARS AR independence is as sured if you take up your home in Western Canada , the land of plenty. Illustrated pamphlets , giving experi ence of farmers who have become vi'ealtliy in growing vlieat , reports of delegates , etc. , and full information as to reduced raUway rates , can be had on application to Department Interior , Ottawa , Canada , or to W. V. Bennett , N. Y. Life Building , Omaha , Neb. , Agent for Canadian Government. CV ffau'c : RpnQvatnr. Guaranteed If IB Rays ncnoralUlj to cure dyspep sia constipation , liver and kidney diseases.bfl- liousness , headache , etc. At druggists 25c & 81. Get Your Pension DOUBLE QUICK Write CAPT. O'FARRELL. Pension Agent , 1435 New York Avenue. WASHINGTON. D. C. ; Eye Wafer , About half the men get marrleil ne- caiiso they're nhle to support a wife and half because they're not. A I'Oiitf r.oolc Ahead. Politician ! ? are even now weighing tha possibilities involved in the next Presidential election. The papers are full of predictions as to the future which are somewhat too self-confident. But is safe to say that a systematic course of Hosteller's Stomach Bitters will renew health in the bilious , rheu matic or nervous. A wonderful fan is now being made in Paris for the exposilion in 1900. Mrs. TVliiHlow's Sootliliifr Syrnp For rhlldrcn IcclMnjr.BOftPtiH the ciiniH.rccliirenl matloii , allay njialii , cm en wind colic. 25 centsa bottle. The calendar for Ihe present year exactly reproduces that of 1887. llennty U lllood Hoop. Clean blood means 11 clean skin. No beauty without It. UuscarctSi Candy Catliartlc cleans your blood and keeps It clean , by fitir- rlnjj up the lazy liver and driving all Impu rities fiom tlio body. Be lii today to banish pltnplus , l < oilH , blotches. I ) ucklioaus. and that sickly bilious comploxlon by taking Cascn- rcts beauty for tun cunts. All druggists , ballsfacllon guaranteed , 10c. "oc , 50c. At sea level an object 100 feet is visible a little over thirteen miles. ? > - / How I was the means of saving It. When tltc limps are [ attacked and Hie symptoms of consumption appear , then begins the struggle between atfection and tlmt destroying disease which slays its thousands annually. It is a happy issue to the struggle when disease is conquered and health restored. Such nil issue docs not always end the struggle , lint it did in the case of Mr. K. Morris , Memphis , Tenn. , who saw his wife wasting and weakening and physicians helpless , and then sug gested the simple remedy that wrought the V.JTC. lie tells the story thus : "Seven years ago , my wife had a severe attack of lung trouble which the phy sicians pronounced consumption. The cough was extremely distressing , espe cially at night , and was frequently attended with the spitting of blood. The doctors being unable to help her. I in duced her to try Ur. Aycr's Cherry Pectoral and was surprised at the great relief it gave. Before using one whole bottle she was cured , so that now she is strpug and quite healthy. That this medicine saved my wife's life I have not the least doubt. I always keep Dr. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in the house. Whenever any of my family have a cold or cough we use it , and are promptly cured. " 1C. MORRIS , Memphis , leuu. The question : "Is consumption euro , ble ? " is still debated , and still debatable. It is easy to say that this was not a case of consumption. Yet the physicians said it was. They should know. As a matter of fact , Dr. Aycr's Cherry Pectoral has wrought so many similar cures that it seems to argue the curableness of con sumption , hi its earlier stages , by the use of this remedy. There is no better medi cine for pulmonary troubles than Dr. Aycr's Cherry Pectoral. It gives relief in casCf-jf Asthma , and Bronchitis , where re lief has been heretofore unattainable. It promptly cures Coughs and Colds , Ia Grippe , and all affections of the throat and lungs. Heretofore , Dr. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral las been put up in full size bottles onlv , at $1.00 per bottle. To meet a world-wide demand for a smaller pack age , the remedy is now put up in half size bottles , at half price 50 cents. Write for Dr. Aycr's Curebook ( free ) and learn more of the cures effected by Dr. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Address J. C. Ayer Co. , towelf , Mass. Some time ago it was decided to convey school children in Berlin to and from school in special omnibuses , on the theory that their morals and manners were contaminated by riding in the public tram cars. But they have been indulging in so many f-ghts and otherwise so misconducting them selves that the special omnibus serv ice has been discontinued. Among other things they would constitute themselves into a band of Corsairs and dump one or more of their iium- her into the street. They are now riding in the public tramcars and their behavior is angelic. The accidental generation of elec tricity by friction of a hairdresser's hand on a customer's head produced a spark which set fire to the vapor of a hair wash containing kerosene. Love is all right , but it makes a man look silly to get a lace paper envelope in his office mail. Don't Tobacco Spit ana Smoke Your Life Away. To quit tobacco easily and forever , bs mag netic , full of life , ntrve , and vigor. takcNo-To- Bac , the wonder-vcrkcr. thatmakesweakmen strong. All druggists. 50c or 81. Cure guaran teed. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co. , Chicaco or New York. Why isn't a vacation a sort of head rest ? Star Tobacco is the leading brand of the -world , because it is the best. Established 1780. ,9 celebrated for more than a century as a delicious , nutritious , and flesh-forming beverage , has our well-known Yellow Label on the front of every package , and our trade-mark"LaBelle Chocolatiere"onthe back. ' NONE OTHER GENUINE. MADE ONLY BY WALTER BAKER & CO. Ltd. , Dorchester , Mass. lllzh Grade ' 98 Models $14 to $40. > GREAT CLEARING SALE of ' 97 and ' 53 models , bct > t makes , 99.75 to $13. Sent on opproral without a cent payment. Free use \ of wheel to our agents. Write for our new vplnn "How to Earn a Bicycle" and make ft money. SPECIAL THIS WEEK-40 high \\Brade \ \ W models f slightly shopworn ] , 810.75 each. "Wnndcrlncn Awheel , " a souvenir _ V bookof art , FllEE for stamp while they last. K. B. HEAD CYCLE CO. , CHICAGO. WIEH TO SELL our Minnesota Nur sery Stock. 3 plans ; , Good pay.every week. Startnowandbe firht In the Held forall summer The Jewell Xurscry Co. , Luke City , To get our new Cat alogue. Hundred * of people save hun dreds of dollars se lecting Furniture , Draperies , etc. , from 1U- Send for It , It gives prices and pictures. ORCHARD & AVILHELM CARPET CO. , 1418Touslas St. , Omalia. Neb. Dr , Kay's Lung Balm The White Ribboners are Indignant over the action of Mrs. PIckett In breaking a bottle of whisky over the prow of the battleship Kentucky , launched at Newport News on March 25. MrB. PIckett is the widow of the confederate Virginia hero of Gettys burg , and was an invited guest at the launching. It is said that as Miss Bradley poised the bottle of water to name the ship. Mrs. Pickett broke the bottle of whisky , for which she Is censured by the temperance people. INFLAMMATORY RHEUMATISM. From St. Lawrence Plalntles'-r , Canton. N. Y. To Buffer for years with n prevailing pain ful ailment , which baffled skillful medical treatment , yet which was cured by a simple household remedy , is the lot which befell Mrs. George L. Kogersof West Main Street , Canton , N. Y. ' Thirteen years ago , " said Mrs. Rogers to a reporter , "I was attacked with inflam matory rheumatism uiid a complication of diseases. You can judge somewhat of what I endured , when you look at these hands. . They were distorted , twisted and swollen. My foot , too , is so much out of shape that the big toe leys across the others , the end touching the little toe. standing I am sixty-fiv o years old , Lave- pleus- n n t homo and cthpr I comforts , life to mo wns far from enjoy able , for nil other things palo into in significance when you are . without good Goes to Church. health. I tried different doctors and many proprie tary remedies , but was not benefited. "LastMarchI tried Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo People and bof ore Iliad finish ed the first box I began to feel that they were doing me good. I continued using them and steadily grew better. UI have used thirteen boxes of the pills and to-day feel bettor than for the past fif teen years. My appetite is good , I feel bright , cheerf ul and have a desire to live and enjoy society. "I have beoti a member of the Methodist church for many years , but for six years was unable to attend. I am able now to at tend the church services regularly and cer tainly appreciate that privilege. I consider Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People a wonderful medicine and am confident no other medicine could have effected the won derful cure they have in my case. " Dr. AVilliams' Pink Pills for Pale People are composed of vegetable remedies that exert a powerful influence in purifying and en riching the blood thus curing many diseases. No woman ever has SUCTI perfect confidence in her luisband that she never tries to catch him in a trap. How's This ! We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for nny case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. V. .J. CHENEY & CO. . Toledo , Ol We , the undersigned , have known l-\.T. " Cheney for the las > t 15 years , and believe him' perfectly honorable in all bushiest ; transac tions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Trua.v. Wholesale DriiKsists. Toledo , O. ; Waldiujr. Kinnan & Marvin , Wholesale Drnpcists , Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally , acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of tiie system. Testimonials sent free. 1'rlco , 75e per bottle. Sold by all drug gists. Hall's family pllis are the best. Astronomers tell us that in our so lar system there are at least 17,000- 000 comets of all sizes. Educate Your Bowels IVitli Cascarets. Candy Cathartic cure constipation forever. ICc , ! I5c. If C. C. C. fail , druggists refund money. Any demagogue can talk patriotism , hut it takes a man to live it and vote it. Shake Into Tour Shoes. Allen's Foot-Ease , a powder for the feet. It cures pajnful , swollen , smart ing feet and instantly takes the sting out of corns and bunions. It's the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Allen's Foot-Ease makes tight-fitting or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for sweating , callous and hot , tired , nervous , aclilng feet. Try it to day. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores. By mail for 25c in stamps. Trial package FREE. Address , Allen S. Olmstcd , Le Roy , N. Y. Why shouldn't a rope learn some thing when it is taut ? l-iso's Cure lor Consumption is tne only cough medicine used in my house. D. C. Albright , Mifflinburg , Pa. , Dee. 11 , "J5. If a man.has once failed he knows how to enjoy subsequent success. Coe'o Couch Bulsnm IB the oldest and best. It will break up a cold quicker than anything else. It is always reliable. Try it- Why do lovers always want more if love's first kiss is sweetest ? Colorado Goltl Field. Colorado is the banner gold-produc ing state in the Union. Production in 1897 over $20,000,000. This year prom ises to exceed $30,000,000. New strikes are being made every day. Nothing like since the days of ' 49. Would you know all about these things ? Then send twenty-five cents for a six- months' trial subscription to the "MINING WORLD , " an eight-page illustrated weekly paper. Regular subscription , $1.00 a year. The news iest mining newspaper in the world. Address "World , " P. 0. Eos 161:1 : , Denver - ver , Colorado- Why isn't the false Dang on a lady's forehead a deck-lock ? Go to your grocer to-day IT and get a 150. package of bAi It takes the place of cof fee at the cost. Made from pure grains it is nourishing and health * fill. Insist that yonr grocer gives yon GRAIN-O. Accept no imitation. Qea S n TIME EVENS THINGS. Northern nnd Southern Cotton History Will Ke tli Same. From the Boston Transcript : The arugment of the southern papers that their section is bound to monopolize the cotton spinning Industry of the United States is based on the assump tion that the present labor and social conditions of the south are hound to be perpetual. Thus we find the Charleston News and' Courier arguing that the urban surroundings of the New England mills by increasing the cost of living to their operatives , com pel the adoption of a wage schedule that handicaps them in competition with the south. While pointing out that Lowell and Fall River have grown from small mill towns to large cities it says in effect that in the south the cotton factories are surrounded by the old style of mill villages , where the people live cheaply and simply and are content with lower wages than are paid in the north , for the reason that they can make money go farther. Granting that the News and Courier presents a true picture of the situa tion as it is at present , the recom mendation it makes for the south to continue to build more and more cot ton mills will , if carried into effect , change all that. The mill village will develop into the mill town , which , if it prospers , will become a city. It is human nature for people to use their earnings to better their condition and surroundings. The cotton mill opera tives of the southern mill villages are people of simple tastes , to whom hard cash was little known before the fac tory came. How long will it he before these people become discontented with the hut and from their savings be come cottage owners ? They will * want better furniture and clothes. Their aspirations will force a higher cost of living , and then we may see the south ern mills either meeting an organized demand for better pay by concessions or reaching out into newer fields for cheaper help. Such has been the his tory and experience of the New Eng land mills. People of the caliber of the help employed in the Lowell mills when that city was a growing town are too valuable to be employed in Low ell's factories today. They know their earning capacity and they find it grati fied in other fields of employment than in the mills. Time at last makes all things even , and as the south prospers wages in the mills are bound to reach a level with those of New England. So cial changes must have industrial ef fects or the history of the world goes for'nothing. The process of the ele vation "of labor by rising aspirations for better things than it has known heretofore may go on , probably will go on slowly in the south , hut it is bound to come if that section devel ops as a great industrial country. Here at the north there may be a re duction of cotton mill dividends as a result of that process of adjustment , the same as is seen in other forms o { investment. IJeforc and After Takinp. Meeker I could never quite under stand my wife during our courtship. Weeker And do you now ? Meeker You bet ! She never lets up until I do. FOR WIVES TO REMEMBER. That Adam was made first. That "he pays the freight. " That "blessed are the meek. " That confidence begets confidence. That nine men in ten detest gossip. That all angels are not of your sex. That men sometimes have "nerves. " That with all his faults you love him still. That husbands have troubles of their own. own.That That there should be no place like home. That it takes two to prolong a fam ily jar. That the least said is the soonest mended. That woman's best weapon is her weakness. That you should have no secrets from him. That home is more than half what you make it. That six pairs of slippers are enough for any man. That his typewriter cannot help if she is pretty. That he does not get sleepy the same moment you do. That he likes to hear that the baby is his dead image. That a man likes neatness in your attire at all times. That she who puts on gloves should know how to spar. That candy in excess is worse than rum in moderation. That there are letter drop boxes on the near-by corners. That "a baby in the house is a wellspring - spring of pleasure. " That he is not in love with every woman he glances at. That you should not run up bills without his knowledge. That it is policy to let him , believe he is "lord and master. " That you can't keep books , and there is no use of your trying. That a prompt and pointed answer does not turn away wrath. That your relationship to him is closer than to your mother. That he expects you to look your best when you go out with him. That house hunting is not reckoned by the average man as pastime. That it does not improve his razor to use it for chiropodical purposes. That 8 p. m. is sixty minutes after 7 o'clock , and not fifteen minutes to 9. "She Is very frigid in her manner , " remarked Willie Washington. "Per haps , " .was the reply , "but she has a heart of cold. " "So I have been in formed. But I am tired of trying to cross a conversational Chilkoot pass in order to reach it. " Washington Star. n The best Red Rope Rooflnfj for leI I per E ( | . ft. , caps anil nails included. I Substitute * for 1'Iaster. Samples ' free. TIIE FAT JIIMLLA KOOFIM ! CO. , CA3IDK > V > . J NEW DISCOVERY : dtc , quick relief and cures worst rases. Sena fur book ot testimonials and 1O days' treatment Tree. Dr. MASON , FENWICK & LAWRENCE , Wash ington , 1) . C. Send for 3ih anniversary work on patents FIEK. Highest refr'nces. Sweden now holds more than 12- 000,000 acres of forest lands belonc- Ing to the state , an Increase of over 3,000,000 acres in thirteen years. Men often have an idea they are be ing good because they arc not any worse than usual. THE SECBET OE A GOOD DISPOSITION. . Mrs. Pinkham Says a Careful Regard for Bodily Health Makes "Women Sweet and Attractive to All. The world is filled with sweet women who arc held Lack from usefulness by some trouble of the female organs. Fretfulncss and nervousness rapidly destroy sweet dispositions. Sickly all-worn-out women cannot live happy lives. Nearly every woman may be well and happy if she will follow Mrs. 1'inkhara's advice. See what Mrs. Craig- says : "DKAU MRS. PIXKIIAJ : : I have taken LydiaE. Pink-ham's Vegetable Compound and think it is the best medicine for women in the world. I was so weak and nerv ous that I thought I could uotlivefrom one day to the next. 1 had prolapsus uteri and leucorrhcea , and thought that I would die. I had dragging' pains in my back , burning sen sation down to my feet , and so many miserable feelings. People ple said that 1 looked like a dead woman. Doctors tried to cure me , but failed. I had given up when I heard of the Piukhaiu medicine. I got a , bottle. I did not have much faith in it , but thought I would try it , and it made a new woman of me. I wiah I ild get every lady in the land to try it , for it did for me what dot-tors could not do. " Mrs. SAI.UE CRAIG , Baker's Landing , Pa. That Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is a safeguard of woman's health , is clearly proven by the thousands of letters constantly being received. Here is one from Mrs. W. P. VAI.EXTINK , 500 Ferry Ave. , Carnden , N. J. : " DKAR Mas. PIXKIIAM : Before writing to you I felt very bad , had terrible sick headaches , no appetite , gnawing pain in stomach , pain in. my back and right side ; was tired and nervous , and so weak I could scarcely stand. J was not able to do anything , had sharp pains all through my body. Before I had taken half a bottle of I 'dSa E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound , I found uryself in- proving. I continued its use until I had taken four bottles , and felt so well that I did not need to take any more. I am like anew person. " Ask Mrs. Pinkham's Advice A Woman Best understands a Woman's IHs RtaUlRESNOCOOKINB. HAKES CGUAH3 U KFS STIFF 'S3 NICE K WKH FlSSTECUSJTf CHE POUND OF THIS STARCH WILL 60 AS FAR AS A FOUND AND A HALF GFAKY OTHER STARCH. U.C.HUB KeERBROSC9 LL.AAAjLAArr > > > > EASY , HAS MANY IMITATORS , BUT NO EQUAL. TfllQ Ql"31"fll is PrePared on I I11O C5 ilii Vyil scientific princi ples , by men who have had years of experience in fancy laundering. It restores old linen and summer dresses to their natural whiteness and imparts a beautiful and lasting finish. The only starch that is perfectly harmless. Contains no arsenic , alum or other in jurious substance. Can be used even for a baby powder. ASK YOUR GROCER FOR IT AND TAKE NO OTHER. Ask any disinterested mechanical expert and he will tell you ARE THE BEST They are absolutely uniform in quality and finish. You have the added satisfaction of knowing no one can buy a Columbia cheaper than you. We sell for one price only the advertised price. Columbia ir.1 ? Ghainless , . § 125 Hartford Bicycles , , , 50 Columbia Chain Wheels , , 75 Vedettes , , . , $40 and 35 POPE MFG. CO. , Hartford , Conn. Catalogue free from any Columbia dealer , or by mail for one 2-cent stamp. r..f..4. * ! ! , ? * * ' , * * . . . . ! . * JJT Wkiri MiiiimMMM iimimi iiiiirminimriii iiwSK. FREE ADVICE by our Physician and a FREE SAMPLE of our medicine and a US-page Free Book treating : all diseases with 5 * ; excellent recipes are some of the reasons vrliy you should write us. sf , i Address Dr. B.J.KAY MEDICAL CO. , 'Western Office' Omaha , Kcb. ' ' * ' * ftf"'r' ' ' ' ' " " > ' " * aaaa ' a" a * " * * * > M * " * * 3 * * * g8" 'nac M ll03Mr3 tT-'l rTtTr' $ J&IMIJUU but have Bold direct to ths con sumer for 25 years at whole- eale prices , savinp him tha dealer's profits , ihipany- whcro for eiaamition ETcrjlhmramntcJ. . 113 styles of Vehicles , S3 styles of Harness. Top iajgic ? . flG to J70. Surreys , $ .10 to S12 . Carria- " _ is , 1'hactoas , Trapi.Vaon - cttes , Sprins-Itoad aa-J ililt . ' . . . . Wagons. Send for large , free . . . . So.'tl. Sarrey HirneiJ. Price$16.CO.Wagons. Xo. CP5 Sumj. Price , with curt .a lirap , ua- AsgooilasjeUsforSKr Catolosoo of all our stjrlcs. thaJe.Bproaanaieailcrs.JCO. AigooJuielsfo'r30. ELKKART CAEEIAGE AfD 1IABSES3 3IFC. CO. W. B. PKATT , Bcc'y. ELKHAUT. DON'T BORROW TROUBLE. " BUY 'TIS CHEAPER IN THE END. lENSfONS , PATENTS , CLAIMS. JOHNW. MORRIS , WASHINGTON. D. a Late Principal Ezazclncr U. S. Pension Burean. 3 jrs. ia last wtr , li adjudicating lata.i. atij. since- . . * -f- ' ' ' * -r X f. ; r sf - i'r CURES WbfcHE AIL ELSE rAJLS. Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Otx-d. ttee Intliua. gold by druggists.