Nebraska Newspapers

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Hl r The German woman proclaims her
H \ ' emancipation not only by going for
H \ academic degrees in competition with
H f Vnc me . but by engaging in all sorts
B \ of trades ln 1lte ! rivalry. A recent om-
j - t \ > . cial report shows that there arc in
Hb fk } Germany three women employed as
B j chimney sweepo , thirty-five as slater3 ,
Hg y seven as farriers and nailers , 309 as
Hk \ masons , eight as stone cutters and
H H -.000 in marble , slate and stone quar-
B , * " % \ rlcs-
H .r / Wise boy He persisted in using a
H V J fragment of his broken slate , much to
H his teacher's disgust. "Why don't you
H I tell your mother you broke your
HK \ slate ? " she asked. "Im sure she'd
H inlcot you a new one. " "Course she
H n'Vould , " replied the boy , "and she'd
H K call it a Christmas present. I'd
h \ ruCier wait till next terra before 1
D J for
H Hoauty is Deep.
B' % Clean blood means n clean skin. No
H | tieniitywilhontit. Cn * caretsCiiatlyCHthnr-
H i tie c'onns your h' .ood mid kcops it clonti. Iy
B I stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im-
H \ jntrities from tlio body. IScgin to-divy to
B \ fjtnifh : pimples- , boils , blotclie .blneklieads ,
Jp luidtlintricl.lyliilioiiscoinploxion by taking
• I y Casenretfibeauty for ton cents. All drug-
fll \ uistK. satislttution guaranteed , lle,25e ! , .Vdo.
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1 * g _ . William Pen Nixon , who has been
Hl' * ' appointed collector of customs at Chi-
HS cage , is an applicant for recognition
H S as a citir.cn of the Cherokee Indian
Hff ? C Nation , on account of property thnre-
HB % upon which he has a claim. His lua-
H | tcrnal great-grandmother was a full-
HK \ blooded Cherokee.
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H V In Olden Times ;
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K # People overlooked the importance of
R I permanently beneficial effects and
H ' "were satisfied with transient action ;
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M \ • hut now that it is generally known that
B f Syrup of Figs will permanently over-
S- % come habitual constipation , well-in-
H \ formed people will not buy other lax-
Rm \ atives , which act for a time , but flnal-
Hff \ ly injure the system. Buy the genuine ,
Hl I made by the California Fig Syrup Co.
To Cure Constipation Torevor.
Talc Casrarcts Candv Cathartic. 10c or "c.
If C. C. C. fail to cure , diustdsts lcfuml money.
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Attorney Have you formed or ex
pressed an opinion concerning this
case ? Venireman No , sir , I haven 't
BH t \ formed or cxpiessed an opinion about
anything for eighteen months. I'm the
( janitor of a woman's club. Chicago
Tribune.
H v. Star Toluicco is tlio leading brand of
B i > the world , because it is tbo best.
| BI > Browning , in his later years , drew
1 / $10,000 a year from the sale of his
H . J- ) ; SKILL OF DOCTORS TESTED.
B I Fifteen Years of Suffering ,
H | J "I thought I should surely die. "
Hh i ' Mp "When the stomach begins to fail in
K \ ' Us duties , other organs speedily become
H > uifected in sympathy , and life is simply a
K / ' burden almost unbearable. Indigestion
B ' ) and dyspepsia are so commou that only
BBE I - , tIle sufferer from these diseases knows
HH | I I f- \ the possibilities of misery that inhere in
Mg j ! / them. A typical example of the sufferings
mS&L ' of the victim of indigestion is furnished
k9B in the case of John C. Tritchard. lie went
KK on for fifteen years , from bad to v/or.se.
F * q i In spile of doctors he grew constantly
K' * > < i weaker , and thought he would die. lie
B \ $ J got well , however , and thus relates his
K , I r / experience :
H L m " \ " For fifteen years I was a great sufferer
W J' from ir.digestfon in its v/orst forms. I
Ijfc f tested the skill of many doctors , but grew
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H"Wk \ worse and-- erse , nntil' became so weak.
H Hr ' 4 b I could not walk fifty yards without having
H Kw | to sit down and rcs t. My stomach , liver.
H Eflf'X' * " nnc' 1cart became affected , and I thought I
H .By f , ' { would surely die. I tried Dr. J. C. Ayer's
H I I'ills and th'ejj helped me right away. I
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| B H J n continued their use and am now entirelv
H. CI' ) well. I don't know of an\-thing that will
ft/ • ' ) / eo quickly relieve and cure the terrible
HT I tiufferings of dvspepsia as Dr. Aver's
k \ rills. " John C. i'xiiciiAiiD , BrodieVar -
r | rca Co. , ? ; . C.
Bji > This care is r.ct extraordinary , cither in
BHi • .
j the severity of the disease or the prompt
and perlcct cure performed by Dr. Aver's
Till * . Similar results occur in every " case
where Dr. Ayer's fills are used. "They
helped me right away" is the commou
expression of tnose uho have used them.
Here is another testimony to the truth of
this statement :
"I formerly suffered from indigestion
and weakness of the stomach , but since I
began the use of Dr. J. C. Ayer's Pills ,
I have the appetite of the farmer's bov. I
am 46 years of age , and recommend all
who wish to be tree from dvspepsia to
take one of Dr. Ayer' .s rills after dinner.
tiH their digestive organs are in good
order. " Wax. Steinke , Grant , Neb.
Dr. Ayer's Tills offer the surest and
swiften relief from con-tipation and all
its attendant ills. Thev cure dizziness ,
nausea , heartburn , palpitation , bad breath ,
coated tongue , nervousness , sleeplessness ,
biliousness , and a score of other affections
that are , after all. only the signs of a more
deep rooted disease. You can find more
information about Dr. Aver's Pills , and the
diseases thcyhaie cured , in Ayer's Cure-
book , a story of cures told bv the cured.
This book 'f ice pages is sent free , on
request , by the J. C. Ayer Co. , Lowell , Mass.
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BB ! - f y- ' A SUPt YOUKSELF !
H K ) M a * fy "cUaESN. Us-o BiK O for unnatural
Kr7v8 1 ht m * Ir /IdIw1.I j - \ diecharces , inllaiuiimtions ,
Rb [ 1 J * " f .f Goara uiU \J irritutionu or ultcrations
&ffl ! _ M /Lblf ( eo ; u > " > ur > - . of Mucous uiembraucs.
KB W f | 5Pr | MDU coui * ina. Paiuless , aud not datria-
BgS I ifSUUri EvA'OCHEMICAlCO. gent or poiBonous.
ftl : M VciNCINNmO.rT" ! Sold bj-l.traRnrlsl3 ,
HjBmH I /7I \ \ ij. s. a. V I ° r s ° nt in pltin wrapper ,
H : JJ . > w j VI I by exprrp" ) , prepaid , fox
B t A -Sw * * 0/n\ ! * ' -m. nrSboftlcR , ? 2.75.
H S • - . - - v. 0 , * " Circular tent on re aest.
B J WILL PAY SlOO FOR ANY CASE
H H jL Of .Weakness In Men They Treat and
V m M Fall to Cure.
V H i An Omaha Coaipaay places for the first
H B I time before the public a Maoioai. Tun.vT-
V K M MENTfor tlio cure of LobtVitalityNervous
H B 9 nnd Sexual Weakness , and Restoration of
ma BmS J I.i o Force in old and young men. Ko
Bmfl BmB 3wornout Frcncli remedy ; contains no
ma BrnV 1 Phosphorus or other harnif ul drugs. It is
mmj < * n WoXDnnruL Tueatment magical m its
mm mm 1 effects positive in its cure. All readers ,
mv IK 1 - ho are buffering from a weakness that
mm * mmS I blights their life , causing that mental and
Br mSmV nbvsical suffering peculiar to Lost Man-
% ESffiould rite to the STATEMED1CAL
mfl m COMPANY , No. SDiX Range Block , Omaha ,
mm H 9 Ucb and they -will send you absolutely
vM. FFml ; V FRKE , a valuable paper on these diseases ,
V * > and positive proofs of their truly Iagical
, > * mjl ji Tkevtmekt. Thousands of men , who have
Km ; ' M 1 lost ' ali hope of a euro , are being restored
J .by them to a perfect condition.
MS m l.i This Maoicai. Tkeatjiext may bo taken
Kf1 1 nt home under their directions , or they will
Kml' ' , / I S par railroad faro and hotel bills to all who
' 1 there for treatment , if they
BV it * prefer to go to
Ml , ' 1 § 1 I ? ail to euro. Tbey art perfectly reliable ;
KKfc' " Free Prescriptions , Free Cure ,
M m I * bavo no
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KaKk-JI ' f % Free Sample , or C. O. JJ. fako. Ihey have
KKmaMB i S250lD0 capital , and guarauteo to cure
treat refund every dol-
I m every case they or
KmaKmKm % lnror their charges may be deposited in
KmaKmS M e bank to bo paid to thorn when a cure is
KmKSK | , i eflectod. Write thorn today.
One of tile atorles going the round3
Jn Paris concerning the reconcilia
tion between the Prince do Sagan and
his v , 'ife is that their estrangement
was partly due to the prince having
retained a check for a mHlion francs
given to him by the princess to in
duce him not to go lo Constantinople
on a mission for Baron Hirsch , for
which ho was to receive a like outn.
The prince went and pocketed two
million francs.
State of Ohio , City of Toledo ,
Lucas County ,
Krank J Cheney makes oath that be 13
the senior partner oC the llrm of F. J.
Cheney & Co. , doing business In the City
of Toledo. County and Stale aforesaid ,
and that Kald linn will pay the sum or
ON'IS UUN'DHKD DOLLAJtS tor each
and every ease of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHICNKY.
Sworn 10 before me and subscribed In
inv prr-s oee. this Clh day of December ,
A. D. 1S35. , , ,
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( fcc lj A. W. CLEASON.
Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally
mill nets diiectly on the blood and mu
cous surfaces of the syttem. Send lor
testimonials , flee. , . _
F. C. CHENI2Y fc CO. , Toledo , O.
Sold by DrtiKK'sts. ' 7.1c.
Jlall'i. Family Pills are the bc3t.
Gastric trouble That was an aw
ful tragedy at Minzenheim's. The
hired girl blew out tne gas " "And
was found dead ? " "Naw. The top
of the window happsned to be wide
open. Minzenhim fell in an apopletic
fit when he found how the gas had
been wasted. "
It Kec p < the Feet Dry ' and Warm
And is the only cure for Chilblains.
Frostbites , Damp , Sweating Feet ;
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease , a powder to be shaken
into the shoes. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores , 2tic. Sample sent FREE.
AddressAllen S. Olmsted , LsRoy.N.Y.
"Do you consider the Electoral col
lege a desirable institution ? " inquired
the man whose inind is on the na
tion. "Well , " remarked the nervous
friend , "I can't help admiring it for
the fact that I never yet heard of an
Electoral college yell. "
1 1 clievo my prompt use of Piso 's Cure
prevented quick consumption. Mrs. Lucy
Waliaco , ilarquct , Kan. , Doe. 1' ' , ' • • > . " .
"That new hired girl of ours pees
out every night. " "I can sympathize
with you. So does our furnace. "
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Educate Your Bowel * With Cascarets.
C'an < iy Cathartic , euro constipation forever.
10c. 23c. If C. C. C. fail , druggists refund money.
Conan Doyle received § 35,000 for
"Rodney Stone. "
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\ "A Perfect Type of the Highest Order of y
\ Excellence in Manufacture. ' ' /
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IMll F'-n ! Delicious , \
S gja ) Nutritious. 1
y.Costs Less "Bail OjIE CENT a Cop. . |
j Be sure that yoJget the Genuine Article , \
\ made at DORCHESTER , MASS. by 1
/WALTER BAKER & CO. Ltd. <
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PENSIONS MORRiS.WASHINGTOfi.D.a
L&te 1'rinclpal Examiner U. S. Pension Boretu.
S f ts. la last war , 15 adjudicating claims , atv. si ctt
TS CUntS WHtilE ALL ELSE FAILS. Sj
U Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good , uee
j j ln time , fold by druggists. | jT )
CEANBERRT ATFATJLT
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UR old friend , Spe
cial Offlcer Andrew
Cranberry , is never
ashamed to ac
knowledge the pos
sibility ol other
men having brains
as well as he , and
in proof of It fur
nishes the follow
ing scrap from his
experience. The
old gentleman Is given to "drawing a
lcng bow" occasionally , and we will
not vouch for all the facts , but give
the story nevertheless.
A sick ward of the Charity hospital
is scarcely the place where one would
first seek a notorious character , and
the man in question was certainly not
a person to excite the instinctive sus
picion of a detective. I had been out
to hear the dying declaration of a
deck hand , fatally wounded in a
drunken row the night before , and
found the subject of this narrative
stretched on one of the beds , appar
ently much prostrated by an attack of
intermittent fever. He was a tall , thin
man , of perhaps seven-and-thirty , with
light , sandy hair rather fine , though ,
and silky , a thin , yellow mustache , and
regular features. His eyes were pale
blue , his eyebrows no positive shade.
But what struck me particularly was
the utter lack of color in his eyelashes.
Though they were by no means thin.at
a short distance one would scarcely
believe that he had any at all. All
these peculiarities would probably
have escaped unnoticed , but for a con
sultation I overheard concerning his
case among some students in the dis
pensary.
He appeared to have contracted an
unaccountable habit of talking in his
sleep. So continued were his midnight
monologues that others sick in thfi
same ward complained loudly of the
nuisance , and the nurses were com
pelled to awaken him half a dozen
times during the night to silence the
incessant talk. There was nothing dis
jointed in his sentences , nor did his
brain appear affected with either fear
or by sympathy with any other portion
tion of the body. His diet was prepar
ed regularly , and the greatest care
taken to prevent his stomach from be
ing overloaded , and yet , when to all
appearances all his physical machinery
was in the most healthy condition , he
talked the most. So much did I hear
of this freak of nature that at subse
quent visits I frequently dropped in to
listen for myself , and confess to have
been astonished at the clearness of a
mind buried , apparently , in profound
sleep.
On one occasion he gave an accurate
description of Warrington navy yard
at Pensacola ; and so minutely did he
detail every feature of that charming
place , that , were I on the witness
stand , I would have sworn positively
he was as wide awake as myself. The
doctor , however , listened at his lungs
with a stethoscope and pronounced
him sound asleep. I had just turned
to go when he spoke out again , quite
distinctly : "I know that , Andy Cran
berry. Tumbled to him right away.
Fly old cop , but not fly enough for Bob
Harrington.
This time the nurse insisted on wak
ing him , but I prevented it. Asleep or
; affe mum
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TUCKED JIB IN.
awake , I knew there was a "Bob Har
rington , " and that he was the sharpest
thief in the country.
It is scarcely necessary to say that
from that time I kept my eye on him.
He finally recovered and was discharg
ed. There were several bold things
done shortly afterward that I felt cer
tain could be traced to him , but in no
case did I get my man , in thieves' par
lance , "dead to rights. "
Passing down a street one morning
I saw Harrington and a thief named
Collier suddenly dart out of a broker's
office and walk rapidly away. I signal
ed to a special standing on the corner
to keep a lookout , and went in to in
quire what was up.
A gentleman was leaning over the
counter with a pile of $5 bills before
him , talking quietly to the proprietor ,
and when I asked if anything unusual
had occurred , both looked up in sur
prise.
Not wishing to intrude on a private
conversation , I went off , feeling no lit
tle confusion at my awkward position.
I had scarcely reached the office before
the broker , in a most excited state of
mind , rushed in with the intelligence
that a very valuable diamond had been
stolen from the counter about the time
I called.
The owner ( the gentleman I saw '
standing there ) had deposited the jewel
as collateral security on a loan. He
had received his money , and was get
ting change for a ? 50 note at the time
the larceny was committed. These
were the bills I saw before him. Of
course I knew Harrington and Collier
were the thieves , but where to find
them at that time was a question. The
special I left at the corner followed
the men and saw them start for the
back part of town. I jumped into a
cab and drove around for a while , bu ;
nowhere In my search , which was high
and low , did I hear of either.
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'Twas 8 or 9 o'clock when I return
ed , and , walking up the same street ,
to my astonishment , who should I ceo
standing immediately in front of mc
but Harrington himself. He approach
ed me familiarly ; spoke about the
hardness of the times , the ordinary
topics of the day , and kept so persist
ently near me , that I began to be
bored. I at length caught the eye of
an officer , and nodding him to look
after him. escaped. There was not
much done by him for the next three
or four hours that was known of , butte
to the surprise of everybody he went
to the lodging house , secured a bed
and went to sleep. Having got my
man fairly housed I felt safe , and set
to work to recover the missing gem.
His extraordinary powers as an im
promptu talker at once suggested a
possible confession , and I , determined ,
without exciting his suspicions , to oc
cupy the same room with him. Being
a temperate man , I scarcely hoped to
impose upon him by feigning drunken
ness , but trusting to his ignorance of
my character , I tried it. There for
tunately happened to be two beds in
the apartment , and about an hour aft
erward I was carried up on the should
ers of two stout waiters , singing lustily
a medley of "Champagne Charley" and
"We Won't Go Home Till Morning. "
They soused me down with a
thump , tucked me in , boots and all ,
and in live minutes I was snoring loud
ly , apparently in a beastly state of in
toxication. I supposed no great time
coi-ld elapse before my room mate
would commence his sleep talk , and
sure enough he did. He started cut
about his mother and an eld house
somewhere in Pennsylvania , and then
he touched on a girl he went to school
with , and , of course , loved desperately.
He talked about going to New York
as a clerk. There was more than one
piece of rascality touched on that
opened my eyes , and not a few in
stances of brutality that made me
shudder. At last , as I knew it would ,
"
out came all about the diamond .
He and Collier , just as I supposed ,
saw the broker and the owner of the
gem go into a jewelry establishment
to have it weighed. Heard the clerk
say just what it was worth. Followed
the two back to the broker's office.
When the diamond was lying in an
open case on the counter the two
thieves stepped up. Collier drew out
some city money to have it discounted ,
and Harrington , having first put a
piece of wax on the handle of his walk
ing cane , laid it carelessly across the
box. A dispute arose regarding the
rate of discount , and both left in a
huff , the diamond fastened securely on
the end of the cane. Both saw the
special follow them down Royal street ,
and when they turned the corner of
Bienville , Collier , who had the diamond
in his mouth , to prevent any acci
dents , swallowed it. You can imagine
my state of mind at being compelled to
listen to all this , and yet lie idle.
For a time I had pondered over the
policy of finding Collier at once and
cutting him open , but a sober second
thought determined me on trying the
virtues of tartar emetic.
There is a barroom in the Second
ward well known as the resort of every
thief who comes to town. The pro
prietor is as deep as the shrewdest of
them , and I could get no assistance
from him ; but there most probably I
would find Collier the next morning ,
and there I went. Stopping at a drug
store , as soon as I got out , I purchased
a good strong dose of the emetic , mak
ing up my mind to take a drink with
my man , and by some hook or crook
slip it into a glass. About G o'clock I
met him. Pretending to be looking up
the points of a burglary which had
never taken place , I engaged him in
conversation , and we slowly rambled
up to the drinking saloon in question.
I invited him to drink , he accepted ,
and both ordered a gin cocktail.
The first glance at the proprietor
convinced me I could do nothing se
cretly. So taking out the powder , re
marking I was compelled to take
something for a cold , I dropped it into
the cocktail and stirred it up. I made
up my mind to change glasses with
him , and with this object stood talking
for some little time. The proprietor
started to the banquette to bring a
lump of ice just left by the cart , and.
drawing Collier's attention to two men
on the opposite side of the street , I
changed the position of the two
tumblers. He eyed them curiously for
perhaps half a minute , and just then
who should come up but Harrington , in
a violent controversy with another
man. I went to the door to see what
was the matter , and fearing there
would be trouble , returned , and we
hurriedly swallowed our drinks.
Scarcely had I reached the spot where
the two men were before I was seized
with violent nausea and vomiting , and
in another miirute I was lying on the
banquette deathly sick.
I had swallowed the emetic myself.
My illness at once dispelled this im
pending quarrel , and the men , calling
a cab. sent me home.
"But the diamond ? " you anxiously
inquire.
The diamond was never found. Bob
Harrington is no mere in the habit of
talking in his sleep than I am. He
had been deceiving everybody at the
hospital , and he deceived me. As for
Collier swallowing it , that was a
"stall , " got up for my especial benefit.
They got away with the jewel , and
neither has been back since. I told
the doctor who examined Harrington
with a stethoscope about it , and he
hasn't looked me in the face from that
day to this. Ex.
Srliivpltiflirth to 3Tn\e.
Schweinfurth , the Rockford , 111 , ,
"Messiah , " is about to move his
"Heaven" to Wisconsin , having pur
chased a large tract of land near Port
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age. /
ainrrlafrc-
It is said that in twelve marriages
aut of every 100 one/of the parties has
jeen married befor *
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Jomt 1'ntcnt Oflleu Koport.
To the Patrons of the Iowa Patent
Offlce : Effort Is being made to de
prive mo of my personal prop -rty
right to the word : ; "lov/n Patent
Office" for advertising purposes. The
instigators and what ure all their mo
tives for the plot I have not yet fully
discovered. But if western inventors
can be induced to transfer their pat
ronage from our office to other3 come-
body may be gratified , and work that
should be done In Iowa to encourage
home industry may be sent to solici
tors in Washington. But don't lot
them frighten you. We continue do
ing business at the old stand and our
sign , "Iowa Patent Office , " is still con
spicuous. The constitution of the
United States and also of Iowa guar
antees that "no person shall be de
prived of life , liberty or property with
out due process of law. " Whatever
further unlawful and arbitrary action
may be taken in the United States
Patent Office to deprive me of my
rights will be resisted.
"Our liberties we prize and our
rights wo will maintain. "
Valuable information about secur
ing , valuing and selling American and
foreign patents sent free.
THOMAS G. OR WIG & CO. ,
Solicitors of Patents.
Des Moines , la. , Dec. 2S , 1S07.
Great editor They have just in
troduced a new-fangled electrical chair'
at Sing Sing prison , but I have learn
ed there is doubts of its efficiency ; in
fact , some experienced electricians gay
it will not kill. Detail a reporter to
try it. If he escapes it will be the
biggest kind of a sensation. City ed
itor But what shall I do if it docs
kill ? Great editor Get a new repor
ter.
AN OPEN LETTER TO MOTHERS.
"VVc arc assertim : in the courts our riirht to tlio
exclusive use of the word "CASTOK1A , " and
"I'lTCHKK'S CASTOIUA. " as our Trade Mar ! : .
I , Dr. Samuel Pitcher , of Ilyunnis. Massachu
setts , was the originator of "JUTCIIKU'S CAS-
TOIifA , " the same that his borne and does now
bear the fae-simlle sfciiaturj of CIIAS. If.
FLETCIIIiR on every vrranner. This is the
original "PITCHEUS CASTOIUA" which has
been used in the homc-t of the mothers of
America for over thirty years. Look carefully
at the wrapper and see that it is "the kind you
have always bought. " and luis the signature or
CIIAS. II. FLiETCHEK on the "Wrapper. Xo
one has authority from me to use my name
except The Centaur Company of which Chas.
II. Fletcher is President.
Match 8 , 1897. SAMUEL PITCHER. M. D.
Reuben Lane , a rugged man , walked
on crutches from Barnesborough , Ta. ,
to Topeka , Kas. , a distance of 597
miles , to marry Mrs. Eliza Ann Par
ker. When he arrived there she re
fused to have him. ' He has employed
a lawyer and will commence action
for breach of promise. He is a widower
ewer 33 years old. She is a widow GO
years old. They became engaged
through a matrimonial agency. It
took Lane thirty-six days to make the
trip.
Tremendous KvodiiH to the Klondike.
Despite the warnings of those who have
been un the spot , and pi edict suffern ! ? in tlio
Klondike rciiou , thousands of adventurous
Americans aie wending their way thither
ward. All of them should lie ptovidud with
that medicinal siife uaul. H , tetter * s Stomach
ach Hitters , widen warms and nourishes die
system , and prevents malaria , rheumatism ,
kidney trouble , besides remedying liver
complaint , dyspepsia and constipation.
Peddler Wouldn't you like some
mottoes for your house , mum ? It's
very cheering to a husband to see a
nice motto on the wall when he corner
home. Mrs. De Jagg You might sell
me one if you've got one that says ,
"Better Late Than Never. "
Coc'o Concti Rnlmira
Is the oldest nml best It w III ineak up a coW ouiekcr
than aii } thiwr else. It Ualivo > s rfliable. Tim it.
Rotten eggs used in making cake
have sent a London linker to jail. He
had 1,4G5 unused bad eggs in his La-
kery.
No-To-IJac for I'irty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure , makes wealc
men stioug , blood pure. 50c. 51. All dru ists.
Anthony Hope charges $450 for a
magazine story , reserving the copy
right.
Mrs. Gladstone's price for a review
is $1,000.
| sween. Arnpc amPAIKTC > | m
pure or cure /4fh / § . MM BF B hS % tW r N H
Ask those who Q | T rnl 0 All F ° thSm rtW of I
j. have used sj to JdLlf 1)5 IfM ; , prompt relief. |
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oyw7'y'vyvvy'y' ' 5lvwvw < yvyw " 'pg ' ' H
? ; P GUARANTEED TO CURE every kind of Cough , Colds , | J
1 , h& La Grippe , Hoarseness , etc. nS * 1
? s > DrB Ka , ? s Liin © " Balm l I
; JJ > Write us all of YOUR SYM PTOSES plainly. 4fj\ \
* \v Our phvsician v/ill give
# | > FREE AOV2CE ,
Vjt ? > GS-page book of recipes , and
.Nov FREE SAMPLE.
m Address DR. B. J. KAY MEDICAL CO. , ( Western Office ) , Omaha , Neb. 49 $ I
rTtirwRflIris'ck and Nervous Head-
HllSr lfe aches POSiTiVELV Cured
0pm li-iili
I K .Jr ' M } At a" driigqisls or sent post-
ky f-s % ? r ) Paid upon receipt o ! 51.
M& S FREHCH CHEMICAL GO.
h g g4d $ ± B 356 Dearfcorn St. .
oca UK. TAF7 HHOS. , i Elm bt. , Kocliester. N. Y
OS3&tfTbE8 $ V new discovery : bi
BTiL rSr CS qulckrelleranil curia worst 1
cases. Send for book of testimonials and 10 days * J
treatment Free. Dr. u.u.CUKhV3S > 053.AUnta.Ua. I
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Mrs. Darlcy You are too Into. You , I H
should have been hero two houm wo. f H
I got so tired waitliiK for you. Mrs. H
ilcBriue I'm very sorry , dear , hut I H
came as soon as ever I could. You . H
see , Jack invo mc his coat to sew u H
button this morning before he went to H
the oillce. Mrs. Dnrley I uee. Wcro H
the letters so interesting na that ? H
Don't Tobacco Spit mid Smoke Yocr I.I fa Arcay. H
To quit tobacco easily and forovcr. bo mac- H
nctlc. lull of lire , nerve and viuor , tal.c No-To- H
Dae , tlio wnnucr-worUcr , tliat makes weal : men H
Dtronr ; . All druggists , COc or SI. Curouunrau- H
toed. Booklet and sample tree. Addrcs.1 H
Stcrllug Kctnody Co. . Chicago or Now York- H
In twelve marriages out of 100 ono H
of the parties has been married be- H
r.Trs. Wliwlnw'n Rontnliirr J'yrtip ' H
PnrrlilMrt u teftMiiK.mftentlio ( . • iiiti .rc.ltirs lntl.iiii. H
niatlaii.nllujuin'lii..iirf.i wind cullo. ii , iuiiU n liottlo. H
Ian Maclarcn made § o.l,000 out of H
"The Bonnie Brier Bush and "Auld M
Lang Sync. " H
Tfl BIP I
, That's what Miss FanniDMoDon- | H
p j j
igtfgfta aid , of Louisville , Ky. . writes. | H
( jpr One of many thoiisanil unsolicited !
LiSSiRij testimonials , regarding the effi- JH
cacyof"5 STROPS. " !
Hotel Uroaduav. I.ouKviMe , lCv. , Oct. 7. 1MIT. 1 1
swaxson 1cihumavic I'UKi : co. . urr i H
Det.rliom St. , i Hi-iufo , ill. 1)iau : sins. After | 3 H
: i lonf silenri-1 • • ! it < - yon to i ncnv how ( am. I * H
owe my life to jou. or at Itast uHleve 1 do. for if l
I was given up iy two doctor * ( ( 'ood ones too ) 'I H
to die. but after taUliik'U.obotlU-sof your inul- l H
icine i was ablito i-t about. 1 am trjiiitf to H
induce cvi-r.\ body that H
SUFFERS FROM RHEUMATISM ! H
to try your • • . " > DIJOi'S. "and i luow .f soiiietlmt H
have tried it , and pronounced it the best they j H
ever tried H
Yours truly , Fasnv McDdnai.ii. H
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A DEAD SHOT FOR RKEUMATSSrVJ.
llorsehrad. Anc , Nov. 13. IM" . H
swaxso.v KiiKrr.iATif ci'ici : co. . ir,7 M
Dtarboin St. , Chicago , ill. . Thanh tie ! Lord. I H
am on foot or.ee mori' . The " . " i UKUI'S" hnocherl H
the Hheuiniitisin in the head and put me on my H
crutches , so I kept tahiu it. and now 1 have M
tin own : iwiy ; inj crutches , and unlli about liho H
u man. May Cod bless the man that cot up the H
" . " > iiHOPS , " it is a dead shot for Rheumatism M
and iJruvel. Tlnve difftrent doctors ua\e mo H
medicine and tivatod my case. Ilesides i have H
bought and used every ii'incdv I ever hcaidof H
that was recommended for Ivheumatism. and it H
all did mf no ( 'ood. One dose or • . > UKOI'S" 1 H
was worth it all. it stopped the paiii.iud lam ' , H
now able to no about. 1 have not the time to- j H
day to fully state my case , but will gladly write S H
you a complete statement at some futuie time. % H
i. T St AMI'S. M M
As n pn-.ltlvc i-nre r r KlK'UiiiatlKtii. Sciatica , l l
Is'euralKhi , Dyspeji la , ilaokaclio , Asli.m.i , 1 H
JIuy l' ' t > \ , ( ' : . ( ' * * ssii ( > sM , Nervous- i B
ne h. Nvrvotis and Neuniltrir Head.ielie. H
Heart \ \ e.iKm-ss , Tootliaelie , IJuraelie. H
gmifEeK" 1
has iuver been eijualleil. B
IIC nCfipQ" taken Init once a day Ha iln"j B
O UuH3r < S ot tills cii'nt luimly mill ti > < nalilo j I
nil nilTi'li-rs to make j. tiiul of IN noiulirful < 'irntive Vl /
lirorllis mil Hnil out illirill Vu- next thirty H
iaj ! , 100.000 s-neiplcliottltw. 23ce.irli pr innl ! < } m.ill. nJ I
I.vtli a mnile ) linttli.villi • oinim ( • ynn ut Ht merit. I H
JiM and • • li < aii ( . -t ii'iilieiiie un earth , l.iw r Lotties f J H
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K.lil liy ihiilt - ii'il ) I13 us-uuloiir.i fnts. Atenti4 / * l
wanted hi new territory. Write tit , to-daj. H
SWAHSQN RKEUIHIATiG GURh G0.v
167-169 Dearborn St. , CHICAGO , ILL.
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? ! MORPHINE and WHISKY HABiTS. |
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