The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 01, 1897, Image 3

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KSL | Cheap Tickets
m& Via the Omaha .fe St. Louis R. II. and
MM > Wtbu li ] { . IL St. Louis , one way , SJ . 13 ,
'mm round trip , Slfi.35. On sale everv Tues-
mt days a(1 Thursdays. St. Louis : Round
\jjEk \ "trip October 3d to 8th , 511.50. llome-
| fc5 * K-oltorft' Uxenrhionss. South : Septum-
* yS\ \ " ' • 'Jl , October 5 und 30. One fare tlie
I round trip , plus S2. Springfield , 111. :
m Round trip , 513.25 ; on sale September
* SJL 18,10,20. For tickets and further in-
3 k formation cull at 1415 Farnain St. ( Pax-
485 ' ton Hotel Uloelt ) . Omaha , or write G.
± 4E N. Clayton. Omuliu. * el ) .
K The lirlicsKlml Uourbou Moniireh.
fl | Louis XY1. did not behave with
MP. overwhelming dignity at his execution.
| K On the contrary , he screamed for help ,
rwL struggled with the executioners , and
' Hi Pegged for mercy. Nor did the at-
Wi tendant priest bay : "Son of SL Louis ,
iVtSjEr u&cend to heaven. " The expression
I'll ' * wati used for him by a Paris evening
| Sfc paper.-
mWjl How'r This !
IM& Wc oiler One Hundred Dollars reward
m Wl for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
M cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure.
# F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O.
A We. the undersigned , have known F.
1 m J. Cheney for the last 15 years , and believe
XR hltn perfectly honorable In all business
j 'l l .transactions and financially able to carry
T 1 out any obligations made by their firm.
J Weal .t TruaxT , Wholesale Drusjrlsts ,
* m Toledo. O. ; Waldlng , Klnnan & Marvin.
K Wholesale Druggists , Toledo. O.
I Hull's Catarrh Cure is taken internally ,
7lL acting directly upon the blo d and mu
ff \l t'ous surfaces of the system. Testimo
ny ft nlals sent free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold
Ug } by all druggists.
K * Jlall'3 Famllv Pills are the bet
} 2Jl. olucl < Ieiiccs.
tepm Buff , the celebrated singer , who is
T | creating the title role of Massenet1' ;
R new opera , "Werther. " is the grand-
5- nephew of the original Charlotte ,
19 in Goethe's story , and on the first
[ t ' . night of the opera in Vienna one of
LI ' her grandchildren committed suicide.
k\ Messrs. Ettenson , Woolfe & Co. , the
I largest department house in Leaven-
rt'Worth. . Kan , have issued a new eata-
I I loguo entitled "Helpful Hints. " In
I X this catalogue is much useful informa-
I % tion relating to dry goods , cloaks ,
f clothing , millinery , boots and shoes ,
V furniture , carpets , and in fact every-
M thing pertaining to house furnishing.
C The 'catalogue is sent free upon re-
jT % quest , and is a work that should be in
\Ls every home.
Wr All men begin life as suckers , and
"
k "V many make the finish in the same ea-
\ paeity.
H | Mrs. 1Viu 1 i\vN * Soothing Syrup
tm Kor children IcethinjTiSofteu * the irumsrMiuecii InfLam-
W instiim , a 1 aj s l > ain , cores -wind colic sD cents a bottle.
Extravagance i& the mother of debt ,
LjP and cense ' quently the grandmother of
If * crime.
& PLso's Cure for Consumption is the best
L of all eougb cures. George W. Lotz , Fa-
Wm. bucher , La. , August 26,1893.
i flp If the feel goose had not laid a gold
L X egg she would not have lost her life.
7lie Autocrat' .lent.
Edward Everett Hale tells this : "A
few years ago , in o fit of economy , our
famous Massachusetts historical so-
cietj' screwed up its library and other
offices by some fifteen feet , built in
the space undcrncatb , and rented it to
the city of Boston. This was very well
for the treasurer , but for those of us
who had passed sixty years , and had
to climb up some twenty more iron
stairs whenever we Wanted to look at
an old pamphlet in the library , it was
not quite so much a benefaction.
When Holmes went for the first time
to see the new quarters of the society ,
he left his card with the words , * 0.
W. Holmes , High-story-call society. " 1
Tliut Terrible Scourge.
Malarial disease Ls Invariably supplemented
t > y disturbance of the liver , the ttoweU , the
ktomacli and the nerves. To the removal o (
both the cause and its • • fleets HoslelterS
Stotoarh Hitters Is fully adequate. It"Ml - ,
the bill" as no other remedy does , perform
ing its work thoroughly. Its Ingredients are
pure and wholesome , and it admirably serves
to build up : tsystem broken by ill health and
shorn of st reactli. Constipation , liver and
k'lduej complaint and nervousness are con
quered by it.
K new \ \ hat He Wanted.
Drummer I want a pair ol con
gress gaiters.
Dealer There has been so little
demand for congress gaiters lately
that we have ceased to keep them.
Drummer Hum ! Then give me a
pair of button gaiters and a fire-
escape.
When you visit Omaha you should call at
C. S. Raymond Co. 's jewelry store , corner
Fifteenth and Douglas streets , and ex
amine their jewelry and art goods for
wedding , birthday and Christmas presents ,
also steel engraved wedding stationery , in
vitations and visiting cards. It is the Only
first class , up-to-date jewelry , art and cut
glass store west of Chicago and St. Louis.
Engraving and printing 100 visiting cards
fl.50 by mail.
Odd Uses of Aluminum.
Novel uses said to have been found
for aluminum are for a folding
pocket scale one meter long ; a necktie -
tie made of metal , frosted or other
wise ornamented , in various shapes ,
imitating the ordinary silk or satin
article , which is recommended for
summer wear ; and military helmets.
TO CUBE A. COLD IN ONE DAT.
Take Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets. Alt
Druggistsref und the money if it fails to cure. 25c
lirickdust Mortar.
Use of brickdust mortar as a sub
stitute for hydraulic cement , where
the latter cannot be obtained , is
recommended by the best engineer
ing authorities.
F.UtKKLt'S BED STAB EITKACT I
The best ; all grocers will refund your money If
rou are not satisfied -with lc
In every town there is a certain
place where all the loafers congregate.
K A * A A A A A A A A
1 L" is the name to remember when Lj
_ " , buying Sarsaparilla. It has been rl
W 4 curing people right alon for M
| more than 50 years. That's why. Li
[ I rCooiTBmciiig ays , These- 1
ml Q Just tlie kind of weather to get the full benefits of (
Hf N cycling. Columfcias are the wheels you can ride the y
M ? U year round , no matter the weather. 5 % Nickel Steel ? |
Bi y tubing makes them the strongest , direct tangent spokes ) \
Wfc Y do not break , and many other improvements give them r
Hp and beauty. . . I
r tmequaled strength • • • • • • • • • •
f 1897 eOLUMBIHS
H I Aaip To A Alike 5
I I O I 3 Standard of the World. |
m. \ Hartford Bicycles , better than wycweptcBto Ma8.$50y $45 , $4(1. ( ?
B v If you cannot pay all cash , pay by the month. >
B-- ( Catrf/orJ. 'TbeColumbiaPhotograpbic * POPE MFG. CO. ' I
W doses October 1st. Terms _ . *
Contest
) MattfOrd , Conn. I
ft V of competition may be obtained of
P J any Columbia dealer . , . or . will be ? f1 ° fe for one stamP' . \
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I J It Coluiabas are not properly represented in V
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/ ' mailed by us upon application. .your vicinity , let us know. f
ft | GET THE GENUINE ARTICLE ! I
| > i Walter Baker & Co. 's I
l\ j % Breakfast COCOA {
W \ mXSlPure , Delicious , Nutritious. 1
m ' \ Mmmm Cost8 ss than ONB cent a cp > j
W 2 1 | * ? e sure tnat t ie Package bears our Trade-Mark. \
I 1 fll jfefli Walter Baker & Co. Limited , /
m j. IjgjEg ( EcUMistted 1780. ) DorchcstCT , MaSS. V
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POLLY'S LODGER.
' • T beautitu
& ' was a
, / August lnorniug-
" ( Si ont' ° l'ose ' ue"
• r r - 't
\ri \ mfW • L cl0llA stimme
( " J i4afc' | | & = " mornings , when tli
IjfSy xfSI Jllr is-ful1 ° ' mclt
If JoVil iug blue 15ght * an <
A t C. , 'W ' the leavcs fluttc
Jirv • softy , aud the xer :
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wHw browu sparrow ;
i
% W im dart in and out un
der the eaves in ai
ecstacy of tiny delight. And the gold
en darts of sunshine , peeping througl
the shabby brown moreen curtains a
No. 19 Darrel street , made a llttb
aureole of brightness around Poll :
Hopkins' brown braids , as she sat will
the account book in her lap and thi
top of the pencil between her teeth.
"Thirteen , " said Polly , indistinctly
on account of the pencil , "and thre <
are sixteen and three are nineteen
Three and three are six and thirteei
are nineteen. That's all 1 can mak (
of it. do what I will ! Oh , dear ! "
"Polly , what a noise you are mak
ing ! " said a gently reproachful voici
from the adjoining room. "How fl <
you suppose I can get a divine reposi
into my 'Evangeline's' face if you keei
on chattering so ? "
Polly rose up. stowed the pencil be
hind her eai- , took the account bool
under her arm and went into the othei
room , where Miss Musidora Hopkins
her elder sister , stood before an easel
with her yellow hair coiled carelesslj
around her head and her slim , prettj
form enshrouded .in a brown liner
painting blouse. And at one glance it
was easy to see that in the Hopkim
family Musidora represented the idea1
and Polly the practical.
"Musidora , " said the little brown-
cheeked , brown-eyed maiden , "is there
any chance of your getting a purchasei
for that picture on exhibition at Mon
roe's ? "
"I don't know , I'm sure , " said Musi
dora , stepping back a pace or two tc
obtain a better view of "Evangeline's"
, nose.
' "Because , if there isn't , " added Pol
ly , desperately , "we can't pay the rent
that's all. "
"Polly , " said Musidora , in despair ,
"no one can hope to be a genius with
such a sister as you. To conceive a
grand idea one's mind must be entire
ly at ease. To portray that idea one
must be free from every lurking care. "
"But the rent must be paid , " per *
sisted Polly.
"Sell something , then. "
"But what ? "
"The little silver teapot. "
"I sold that last week , " sighed Pol
ly.
"The barometer. "
"That is already offered in Schnei
der's window. "
"Aunt Janet's gold beads. "
"We paid the grocer yesterday with
Aunt Janet's gold i > eads. "
"Well something then anything , 1
don't care what. Didn't that old lady
decide to take the furnished room up
stairs ? "
Polly shook her head dolorously.
"There are so many furnished rooms to
let , " said she.
"Well , then , we had better sell the
furniture , " said Musidora , frowning at
her palette.
"But don't be vexed , Musidora , aft
er we ' ve eaten and drank and lived
ihut out. "
"Then , " said Musidora , tragically ,
"we'll starve ! At all events , Polly ,
leave me in peace now until I've
dreamed out 'Evangeline's * face. "
And Polly trudged downstairs , saying
to herself :
"I wish I was a genius like Musidora.
Geniuses don't feel care and debt and
poverty like other folks do. "
Just as this fancy was passing
through her head , she found herself
face to face with a stout gentleman in
gray , with a ruddy face and a clear blue
eye.
"Hello , little girl , " said he , good hu-
moredly. "don't run over me ! Where's
the woman of the house ? "
"I am the woman of the house. " sala
Polly , with dignity.
"You ? " said the middle-aged gantle
man. ' "Whew-w-w ! ' Beg pardon. I'm
sure ; but the sign on the door "
"A furnished room to let , " said Pol
ly , eagerly. "Quite right , sir ; would
you like to look at it ? "
"I don't mind , " said the gentleman
"Is the house quiet ? Any other long-
2rs ? "
"The house is very quiet , sir , " saio
Polly. "And there's only one old lady
who is quite deaf and rather near
sighted and only goes out'on Sundays
Mrs. Jenks. her name is. "
"That will suit me to a T , " said the
; tout gentleman , surveying the neat
little room , with its pale green carpet
its suite of cottage furniture and the
water color drawings on the wall , "and
[ like the room. It seems clean and
: ooand ! its windows open to the south
[ like a southern aspect It's as " good
ior people as it is for peaches ! How
much a week ? In advance , of
: curse ? "
"Five dollars , sir , " said Polly , ex
pectantly.
"It's a bargain , " said the stout gen-
: leman , pulling out a bill. "Here's the
irst week. My trunks will come this
ifternoon.Please send up towels and
lot water at once. "
Polly went down stairs , aecretly
jrondering what she should do.
"He wants towels and hot water. "
; aid she to herself , "and I've no maid
; o send with 'em. Very well ! Lodg-
: rs don't grow on every bush. I'll be
he maid. "
And Polly tied a great checked ging-
mm apron above her dress , obscured
ler head and face in a Shaker bonnet ,
; ave the end of her nose a dab with
he stove blacking and went upstairs
[ gain with half a dozen clean towels
iver her arm and a pitcher of hot water
a her hand.
. ,
J ; t
"Please sir , " said she. tiying to talk
through her nose in Imitation of the
maid servant next door , who was trou
bled with catarrh , "here's the things. "
"Ah ! " said the stout gentleman , who
stood on the hearth with his back to
the place whore the f.re would have
been , if there had been any fire. "Put
'em down , my good girl. I say. "
"Sir ? "
"What's the name of jour mistress ? "
"Which , sir ? "
"Arc there two of 'ea ? " demanded
the .stotu gentleman.
"Oh. jes , sir. There's Miss Musidora
Hopkins she's a great genius and
paints picture * . And there's Miss
Polly , that ain't a genius and keeps
house , " answered the "soi disant"
domestic.
"And which of 'em showed me up
here ? "
"That was Miss Polly , sir. "
"Ah ! the one that ain't a genius. "
"Yes , please , . sir. "
"She's a pretty girl , anyhow , " said
the stout gentleman. "You may go
now , Betsy. "
And Polly scudded out of the room
like a mouse from a trap.
Musidora was still dreaming in front
of the unfinished canvas , when her sis
ter darted in , waving a crumpled bank
note in the air.
"Polly , " said Musidora , "what is all
this about ? "
"We've got a lodger , " said Polly , tri
umphantly. "Tho furnished room is
let , and here's the first week's pay in
advance , and we can settle our rent
now ! Three cheers for the new lodg
er ! "
And Polly spun around on her foot
like Fanny Ellsler.
"Perhaps he won't be suited ! Per
haps he won't stay ! " said Musidora ,
abiously.
"But then again , perhaps he will , "
chirped Polly.
The stout gentleman did stay. He
made himself friends with every one.
He treated the deaf old lady's sick
canary in a manner which filled that
ancient personage's venerable head
with joy ; he suggested new subjects to
Musidora , the genius ; he told Polly of
an excellent way to take the spot of
kerosene out of the carpet. He paid
his rent at G o'clock precisely every
Saturday evening , and never found out
that it was Polly who hung the fresh
towels over his door knob , and blacked
the boots he put out every day , with a
ten cent piece beside them.
"Somebody must do it , " said Polly ,
when Musidora reproached her with the
menial task. "And as long as we can't
afford a servant , why not I ? "
She was a little surprised , though ,
when Mrs. Jenks , the deaf lodger , fold
her that she had heard from Mrs. Ste
phen Sudbury , who had it from old
Miss Pelican , who knew all about the
family , that Mr. Dudley Warrener ( the
stout , middle-aged gentleman ) was a
rich bachelor , with everything that
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V'S&tsfi { risHtMl \
"I ? " SAID POLLY.
heart could wish and a spice of eccen
tricity thrown in.
"And people do say , " added the deal
lady , "that he's in love with one of you
girls. "
"Musidora , of course , " said Polly.
"He often goes to sit in the studio of an
afternoon. And nobody ccould help
falling in love with Musidora. "
And Polly went up to her own room
and cried a little , probably at the idea
of losing Musidora.
"It would be so lonesome , " said she
to herself. "Oh , so lonesome , with Mr.
Warrener gone and Musidora. "
She was making a custard for tea
that afternoon , when Mr. Warrener's
footstep rang on the kitchen threnh-
hold.
"I beg your pardon , Miss Polly , " said
he , looking somewhat disconcerted. * 'l
I wanted Betsy to post a letter for
me. "
"She isn't in just now , " said Polly ,
turning very red.
"Can I come in ? " said Mr. Warre
ner.
* "Why. certainly , " said Polly.
So the stout gentleman camp in and
seated himself on a corner of the lit-
' • hen table.
" ? > Iiss Polly. " paid he.
"Sir ? " said Polly.
"I'm just forty years old. "
"Are you , sir ? " said Polly ; thinkins
within herself. "Xn. , - he's pcing to fell
me about Musidora.
"Should you consider that too old to
marry ? " went on Mr. Warrener , solici
tously.
"Oh. dear , no , " responded Polly.
"Should you think any young lady
would accept me if 1 were to propose ? "
he queried.
"Oh. dear , yes ! " Polly answerej.
"Would you ? "
"I ? " said Polly , dropping her iron
custard spoon in astonishment. -
"Yes. you. "
"But I thought it was Musidora that
you liked. "
" Musidora " said Mr. War
"I do like , .
rener. "but I love little Polly. "
Polly Hopkins never know how it
was that she found herself crying on
the middle-aged lodger's shoulder , and
he was patting her head and soothing
her as if she were a child.
"And so you really do like me a lit
tle , " said Mr. Werrener , in a voice that
sounded husky. "My gem my dear
UttltDearl of Pollys ! "
So all the poverty and grinding am
pinching came to an end. And Poll ;
never told her husband until after the ;
were married of the little deceit sin
had practiced on him regarding thi
j question of Betsy.
j "And you really blacked my boots ; '
j said Mr. Warrener , reproachfully.
"Yes. " nodded Polly , "because I dlt
j so want you to be suited. "
j "I'm suited now , " said Mr. Warrenr-r
; "for life. " N. Y. Ledger.
MAKING MONEY1N A NEWTOWN
Ami It Wasn't luc Out at tlifi Croum !
Either.
White Pine , Xev. , was almost un
known to the world until one day in
lfc 9 , when a prospector struck it ricli
so rich that the story of his discov
ery could not be kept secret , and the
whole western country was interested
in the developments that followed ,
Six months after that memorable
strike one point in the camp Treas
ure hill had a population of 20,000 ,
and the whole district was the scene
of a memorable bonanza excitement.
As usual in such booms the gam
blers followed the rush for the new
camp , and among * them were two
young men who came originally from
Illinois , and who were introduced as
"Jefl" and "Al" Hankins. The new
comers opened an establishment on a
modest scale in a business block , up
stairs , and got along so well that they
soon brought out their brother , George ,
as assisstant.
The three brothers continued in busi
ness until an accident happened which
brought them prosperity and changed
their plans so radically that they ftlt
justified in moving to Chicago. Ac
cording to an old miner who knew the
boys at the time , Jeff and Al had been
away on business. Returning to the
camp by stage the rig was upset and
both the boys were thrown out. Jeff
had his leg broken and Al turned up in
camp the next day carrying a cane and
showing symptoms of suffering when
anybody was around to observe.
Things went along this way until
time came for the trial of suits for in-
ury brought by the Hankinses against
the Stage company. They both proved
that they had received serious and per
manent injuries in tlie accident , and
that the Stage company was respons
ible for them. The jury returned in
favor of the plaintiffs. Jeff got $15. -
000 and Al $8,000. Just as soon as the
empany had settled with them Al had
one of the most remarkably sudden re
coveries on record. It is currently be
lieved in White Pine to this day that
Al threw his cane away within thirty
seconds after he was paid , but of
course this is only gossip. Anyway , it
was only a short time afterward that
they all went to Chicago and opened
up the establishment that became
famous.
IGNORANCE.
GuiileK Who I > < 1 the J Ihk > f Man
About Loudon Hail Trouble.
The King of Siam has proved himself
to be familiar with English history.
He has not passed a regular examina
tion , but has shown himself acquainted
with the occupants of the tombs in
Westminster Abbey , which is about the
same. The King was shown about
England's Valhalla by Canon Wilber-
force. He coldly passed by the statues
of Pitt , Livingstone and Herschel in
the nave , but paused before that of
Darwin. "Darwin , great man , 1 know
him , " he remarked. The helmet woin
by Henry V. at Agtncourt was shown
him. He looked at it carefully and in
quired its weight. He seemed surprised
when told that i : weighed nine pound : ,
twelve ounces. When shown the Hags'
of the Knights of the Bath , he asked
for the Duke of Wellington's. Queen
Elizabeth's tomb impressed him great
ly. All of a sudden he said , "Where
is Mary ? " No one knew exactly what
he meant. Then he went on , "Mary-
Mary , Queen of Scots. "
"She was beheaded , " he added. This
circumstance seemed to impress him ,
for in a moment he said : "Where is
the other ? " Soon it was understood
that decapitation was the connecting
link and that he wished to see the
tomb of Charles the First. He was dis
appointed to learn that Charles wa =
buried at Windsor. In the Poet's Con
ner Tennyson and Scott received mos *
of his attention. At St. Paul's he was
shown the memorial of General Gor
don , but shocked his guides by inquir
ing with great sincerity : "Who was
General Gordon ? ' "Oh. he was a mar
very well known in the East , " was th"
sub- answer thought necessary. Alto
gether Chulalongkorn showed himse f
n b ° a pretty fair historian , but bettc-
liOrted in ancient than modern event ?
itiin < Ml Hi * lia ? : ips * .
"Yes. " said the agitator , "I insist
hat this new tariff bi ! Is the wors
hing that ever happened. They say
i is going to provide a job for every
body , but that's false. I can-show
-cu one man right now that it has
.dually deprived of an opportunity to
na ' Ke a living. " _
"Where is hiWhat's hi ? name"
"Here heis ! I am the man. "
"How has it hurt you ? "
"How has it hurt me ? Why. I can't
; ct ans'body tc listen to me any more.
Confound it , the people that I used to
larangue are all being forced to worker
or a living again. It's a shame , so it
si"And
And he walked away. Cleveland
.eader.
TU for Tat.
"You don't know much about the
ity , do you ? " said the city cousin , In
lis superior way as he was showing
ds country relative around.
"No more'n you do about the farm , "
ras the prompt reply. Chicago Post
r
Uiely hheep. f JSH
Thee iv a younj ; married couple in Wm
Chicago who recovering- - from their * M
first quarrel. It wasn't a bad quarrel , S
but the bride became quite spunlcy Mtt
for a time They were out in the mm
country and the gazed over the green -m
fields in delight until a herd of snv > ll
mm
animals caught her eyes which , by * i
the way , arc rather short-lighted. Wm
"Oh , " she cried , "aren't they lovely ? W-M
Such nice , fat sheep ! . A"cn't they | |
lovely sheep , dear ? " "Ye * . darling , " W > M
responded the horrid man , • ihey are , Jg
but you'd have a deuce of a time 11 jm
shearing them. Tliuy art * pigs. " M M
Shake Into Your Shoe * . W SH
Allen's FootL'ase , a powder for th # # m
feet. It cures painful , swollen , umartft 3 ?
ing feet and instantly takes the sting % It
out of corns and bunions. It Is ths % 'ft
great < comfort discovery of the age. r- - * f
Allen's Foot-Ease makes tight-fitting % I
or new shoes feel easy. It Is a certain -vv- |
euro for sweating , callous and hot. $ fc" „ I
tired , aching feet. Try it to-day. Sold * I
by all druggists and shoe stores. By j.
mail for 25c in stamps. Trial package % h
FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted , Le M M
Roy N-y- . • - IN
Worth the Trouble. . jfajK , "
Friend Why do you soil to those . | | p j
society people if you have such a ' ? S <
time collecting the bills ? 'Sf *
Florist Hist ! I use them as stool- . * ' ? r
* ,
pigeons , to lure in the nobodies who f
pay cash.
There Is a Clans of 1'eopln j
Who are injured by the use of coffee- ? - j
Recently there has been placed in all \
the grocery stores a new preparatijn |
*
called GRAIN-O , made of pure grains. j
that takes the place of coffee. The
most delicate stomach receives it without - -
out distrws , and but few can tell it
from coffee. It does not cost over 14
as much. Children may drink it with
great benefit. 15 cents and 25-c&nts v.
per package. Try itAsTc" for * *
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Mr. Softleigh , waking la the mid- . * v
die of the night My , dear , ' ! am ' gup&jt
there is a man in the house. MvL r - " "
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.Softleigh Go to sleep again. Alg i'
you arc ilattering yourlblf. Town
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V\IY . , iMPOKTAM rXTOKBtATION
To men ( plain envelope. ) How , after ten
veart , ' fruitlesb doctoring , I was fully re
stored to full vigor and robust manhoo < I.
Xo C.O.D fraud.To mouey accepted. No
connection with medical concerns. Sen *
absolutely free. Address , Lock Box 288 ,
Chicago , 111. Send 2-cent stamp if con
venient.
Some people haven 't enough hospitality - |
tality in them to entertain their own |
opinions. *
Coe'B Couzli UnUnra {
ItVt oldest r.d best. It will Ijmak up a co'nl qulcke *
than anything else It 8 lwj reliable. Tr/tt. ]
The scales must drop f rom one ' s eyes
before he can weigh anything fairlv.
SorofuEa
11 Our daughter broke out with Bcrofubx
cores all over her face and head. Sbe T
grew worse until we gave her Hood's n
Sarsaparilla. When she had taken six
bottles her face was smooth and the
scrofula has never returned. " Silas
Vehnooy , West Point , New York.
nOOU & parilla - '
Is tlie best In fact tlie One True Blood luna < ; r.
Hood's Pills care all Liver Ills. 25cect * .
PORffHEiJ
& * ft Keeps both rUcr and siiile perB'fei5' ' * I
SagE ; fectly dry in the hardest storms. EJaj r ' 1
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385 SubstituteswlldisapponkAskforl- '
; 1897 Fish Brand Pommel Slicker I . * * ? ' I
Vjaffi it is entirely new. If not for sale in V & f l I
2MB' your town , write for catalogue to l S K • I
SC A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mass. paUg : I
tSy stn CURE YOURSELF ! 11
T / CDHES\ I Use Big G for uncitursj , I
/ /in 1 u5d jt.\ 1 discharges , iurJamnuitioDi.
/ f OunstHd y irritations or ulceration *
fyo / act to Mntiure. 0f mucoua membranes.
l { p tTentl eoBi poB. painless , and not a3tri - *
VeSttTHtEvAMSCHEUtCAlCo. gent or poisonous. r
V YCNCNKJm,0. ! ! | ! Sold by Drnsrtfrta ,
V \ U.li. 7 Tor eent in plain wrappr , 8
* \ . \ _ > AI ly express , prepaid , for - ,
* " " " " or3l , . . J
< 5W JOU J1'00 * > ° ttIpii$2.75.
v * i i w- Circular sent oa re < iue t. g I
# % V jJF 4 % And Fancy Goods. Tne \
S 1 * II largest etock and Low-it ,
T I3V prices In thrw > * t. L
III Wholesale and Itftal ,
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ISIS Farnam strt. . r
Omaha. Nrli.
PCI ! BRSI@GetyourPens011 ? ° l
kHIBUII9DOUBLE QUICK t |
Write CAPT. O'FARRELL , Pension Agest. , I
425 New York Avenue , WASHINGTON , D. C
WILL IT BE BOY OR GIRL l
l e can tell. 5 > nd 2 rtaicpt for question blink J14- B
Vlsconsln Medical Institute. Bohib u. , y ; .
5finClllfkrheIwt Red Rope Kocflne for ? fl
"i 11 i ! r I ii fc ic. er jq-if csp = at > natis tc- nS
iwvrt IHUpiniM Pnb-r turps for Piaster
maples free. Ttt FAYaiMLLA uoomu to-jUunrfe vi. vW
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JPHPSV NEWDISCOVERY ; 5
L/rcWIr W I quickreliefa3dcare3Tont * ? M
ises. Send for boot of testimonials and lO dayx * EjH
reatmeat Free. Dr. U.u.Guuts'3bo.vs.iUanu.t .
% ITPUVAH. B.WlLLSON < tCO.Was5 , > - tfl
"fl 8 B"S\C I > ° ( rt < " > . D.C. > o fee till patent jB
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A 3 ! E Top of the marVet. Qcfei. ol
• * < * I fi\l returns. U.&M.GrHitt .
3 HV r111 Co. . Kansas City. 31 o. 'M
e s. uiThompson's Eye Water. M
V. N. U. OMAHA. No. 40.-1397 .
r 'hen trrltlng to advertiser * , kindly men- lei
tlon this paper. aj
WahS ririlLEl EfAltSr' r . I
g Best Couch Syrup. Tastes Good. Use 9f | I
3 In time. Sold by drncgirts. gj | jl