Nebraska Newspapers

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M To Buffalo and return via the Wa-
* 1L ash TiK. . For the O. A. 11. reunion
% the Wabash will sell tickets on Aug. 21
Hp nnd 22 , at less than Half Fare , with
W\f&f choice of routes via all rail from
K * \ Omaha or Chicago to Uuffalo or by
v 4 tl bteamer from Detroit , either going or
I ' \ returning' . The only line running re-
I. } g fJ clining chair cars ( Scats free ) from
V Oir.aha or Chicago to lluft'alo. . All
W f trains run via Niagara Falls. For
tL \ tickets nnd further information call
L \ on Agent coniH-eting line or atWabnsh
V J Ticket oilier. I { : . " Farnam Street ( I'ax-
m \ ton Hotel lilo : ' : ) , or write
m \ Gno. N. Clayton , N. W. Pass. Agt. ,
B J Omaha , Neb.
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B | A Lady.
/ ' A lady is civil , puts the awkward man
V * | t * at his easo. turns away the wrath of
\ \ uu angry one , does not run over you in
W V the street or scold In a loud voice , or
& I descend to angry repartee , or turn
B I people- out of her pew in church.
B { uoston Post.
Bk C SliaUo Into Your Shoo * .
Blj ( Allen's Foot-Ease , a powder for the
' \ | feet It cures painful , swollen , sniart-
B & ing feet and instantly takes the sting
ta out of corns and bunions. It is the
W V * greatest comfort discovery of the age.
K I Allen's Foot-Ease makes tight-fitting
B J or new shoes feel easy. It Is a certain
p > f cure for sweating , callous and hot
L I tired , aching feet. Try It to-day. Sold
i by all druggists and shoe stores. By
B\\ mall for 25c in stamps. Trial package
Bk \ FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted. Le
B | J Roy , N. Y.
Be / Work for Other * .
Wx There are farmers in the northern
Br ' and eastern states who work for their
W I neighbors a good deal more than for
& themselves. Their own holdings are
\ email , but they have patent reapers ,
W i binders and threshers that they rent ,
\V together with their own services and
H \ | the use of their horses , if necessary ,
B r * therefor a fixed sum or a percentage
K t of the product.
Wk i Tliero Is a Clnss or 1'eoplo
F , t Wno are injured by the use of coffee.
I \ Recently there has been placed in all
m \ the grocery stores a new preparation
B I called GRAIN-O , made of pure grains ,
B ) that takes the place of coffee. The
L ( most delicate stomach receives it without -
/ out distress , and but few can tell it
r f from coffee. It does not cost over %
I { as much. Children may drink it with
great benefit. 15 cents and 25 cents
B per package. Try it. Ask for
' s GRA7N-0.
Bl / Barled for Two Cunturles.
BL ( Xn the heart of a large pine tree ,
Bb ] three and one-half feet in diameter ,
Br James Miller of .Marinette , Wis. , found
W J a knife that was about a foot long and
fcJS one and one-half inches wide. The
J \ aSe of tno tree is estimated to be'over
j. \ ' 200 years , and the knife was buried in
L L it when the tree was in its infancy ,
m for it is right near the heart and only
L \ about six feet from the base.
B J Road tlio Advertisements.
\ You will enjoy this publication much
K i better if you will get into the habit of
BtA reading the advertisements ; they will
W Y \ afford a most interesting study and
\ will put you in the way of getting
B | * borne excellent bargains. Our adver-
Bj 'i tisers are reliable , they send what
BT / the3r advertise.
BW. He Uut Skated.
BO , Slaudc • 'Did you ever try your hand
Wf V at skating , Mr. Blinkers ? " Mr. Blink-
B C ers -'Yes well er that is , my hand
B ? \ fl,1 ( ] several other partsXow York
WjA * ' Ilenild.
B r FARKSWK KH STAK KXTKACT IS
W. f The l > cst ; all Krncers will refund youi money If
W ) I yon arc nut fcatlMfied with It.
m ) A good man is one who never gets in
A \ anybody ' s way.
K f Xlcceman's Camphor Senni h Glycerine.
H _ y Currs Chapped Hands and tore. Teuleroi .SoreFrtt ,
ft \ Chilblain1'ilos , &c. U. G. Cl.uk Co. , New lla.\en , Ct.
Bf You cannot make wise a fool b '
Af x feeding him on fish.
B ( Educate Your JJotvels lYitb Cascarcts.
B \ Candy Cathartic , cure constipation forever.
B/ 8If C. C.C. fal. dnic istj , rcfui.draoncy.
Bv , Most mortals never practice econo-
Bj\ tay until they have to.
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Tito Dreaa Sulu
The dre3s suit is after ulL the badge
of the gentleman. The breeding of a
man is brought out is it , as no othrr
medium will disclose. At the coach
man ' s ball recently tlioso few fine-
looking specimens that , in gorgeous
livery , grace the box seat that wore
dress suits the most
wcro out-of-placo
and ill-at-easo looking personages in
the hall. You cannot put a cad in a
dress suit and have him look like any
thing but a cad. This is a perulia-ity
of the dress suit , and to its adaptability
alone , to the anatomy and gentility of
the men of the higher grade , does it
use its sway and impregnability
Clothier and Furnisher.
WASHING A FINE ART.
"Ever since spinning was a type ot
womanly industry from age to ago , it has
been expected that beautiful apparel should
clothe women. From the classic robes of
Aspasia to the rich drehsos of Elizabeth ,
and thence to the wedding gown of Pur
itan Pribcella we tee the attractiveness of
dre s. " But ut this time only has it be
come possible for all women to be becom
ingly attired at a small cost , the oupplj' of
beautiful insxpensivo dress fabrics now to
be had , making it an easy matter. Yet
there are women who insist that the ex
pense of having summer gowns laundered
is greater thnn the original cost , and that
in the end light woolens or summer hilks
ore more economical. This is a mistaken
idea , os washing pretty belongings is a fine
art , which is very easy to learn. Any girl
no matter how delicately reared can wash
her own summer gowri. A bright day ,
plont3 * of water , nwi a little pure soap are
the nocesFary aids in the work. To do it ,
fill a tub two-thirds full of warm water ,
dissolve a fourth of a cake of Ivory Soap ,
( which will not fade the most delicate
colors ) ; add it to the water , wash the gar
ments carefully through it , rinse first in
clear water , then in blno water , wring ,
dip in thin starch , hand on the line in the
shade. When dry , sprinkle , and iron od
wronc side. Eliza R. Parker.
What Dcfendant'd Counsel Said.
"And , your honor , when wo reflect
on the very strong safe , the bad tools ,
the poor light , cramped quarters and
my client's natural weakness , am I not
right in claiming he earned the stolen
twenty thousand marks • by the sweat
of his brow * " Fliegende Blaetter.
Financial Statistics.
Jeremy DIddler You called me a
dead beat. You must take it back , sir ,
or suffer the consequences.
Col. Percy Yerger I never take any
thing back.
"You don't ? "
"Never , sir , do I take anything back ! "
"All right ! You are the man I've
been looking for. Lend me a half
dollar. * ;
CURED IN THREE MONTHS.
Knoxville , Tioga Co. , Pa. ,
Dr. J. C. Hoffman , Isabella Bldg. , Chicago
cage , 111. :
Dear Sir : Your medicine has cured
me of the Morphine Habit in Z months.
I have no desire for the drug. I had
taken opiates for more than thirty
(30) ) years. I am now most 81 years old ,
and feel very grateful for your kind
ness to me.
GARDNER MATTESON ,
Care of Mrs. Ben Boom.
l'crilous Amusement.
Jeweler Your watch is magne
tized. Have you been near a dynamo
or riding on the electric cars recently.
Jim Rickey No. but I've been er
calling a good deal on a very at
tractive vounjr lady. Puck.
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever , be mag
netic , full of life , nerve and vigor , take No-To-
Bac , -wonder-worker , that makes weak
men strong. All druggists , 50c or SI. Cure
guaranteed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co. , Chicago or New York.
Strawberry Shortcake.
In the far north they require con
siderable grease. The Indians in
Alaska eat strawberries soaked in seal
oil.
Mrs. "Window's Sootltine Sjrnp
Fee fhlldrrn tcethinp.sof tens the ( rums , reduces inflam
mation , allays pain , cures wind colic. 25centsabotUo-
To turn one ' s coat is sometimes an
evidence of courage.
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Bft % serves two purposes ; it protects the pill , enp
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B < \Syp \ > abling it to retain all its remedial value , and it HP
P Hp | disguises the taste for the palate. Some p&l | § | |
BBS % coats are too heavy ; they will not dissolve in
B ) VP | the stomach , and the pills they cover pass ffP
rs i ( HH through the system as harmless as a bread /ik / |
B > / # C pellet. Other coats are too light , and permit the
BJ v ( | | P speedy deterioration of the pill. After 30 years p
fifK 111 exP ° sure' Oyer's Sugar Coated Pills have been / | | | |
/N\ found as effective as if just fresh from the labor-
B&A / ? \
B [ IIP atory. It's a good pill with a good coat. Ask fgf )
B\ \ ® your druggist for | j |
f # Ayer's Cathartic Pills. O
BW < \ Vsi More pill particulars in Ayer's Curcbook , 100 pages. \g ?
Bm * Scnl frec" * C A "tr CoIowcU , Mass.
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l ± \ f fin\to5d j . \ I discliJirRes , inflammations ,
4-\ [ „ / Oc r oucd u irritations or ulcerations
irl / { CjL.1not u > rtrawr * . of 1:1 u cone menilirunpe.
t M f U _ | PnTci coaupon. Painless , and not HEirin-
iSSuTHEEviSS ChEBIWlCo. fi 'Dt or poisonous.
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Bkt . V Cii. / r ° r Kni n P'ain Tapper ,
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Bp 1 I IlillW B laOgKa roaiUoyou.Free. I
B > 'V a < 0 cent cony of our nopular and boautlf ill sonI I
BK. \ entiled 'The Old Fashioned Bonnet Mother
W - " \ Wore. " with prime 1 iustrncions ho * 10 obtain
V a new upright piano , or music box or bicycle ,
B * Jrom us free of cost. Sril your name. P.O. ,
H Countv and State plait > tv-iticn. to the
BWhite City Music Co. , 418 28th St. , Chicago. Ill
Bl | fj WKtS WKtBtALL & FAILS. ' | a
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)29S. Substitutes ill disappoint Ask for njER
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* 3Be your tovn. write for catalogue to 2Bt ?
Bj | A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mass. SfS ! |
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i Ell9IUIi9D0UBLE QUICK
Write CAPT. O'FARRELL , Pension A cent ,
1425 New York Avenue , WASHINGTON , D. C
HIHBMlBaBBBliBHMH
A WRESTLING MATCH.
- - - ffl , HE village had
rr - - wT ? ' awakened from Its
-0 fhh\\\ \ \ \ 'ons winter's sleep.
/Jll | It had shaken off
'
Vs * JJI its lethargy and
stePPe(1 forth- intel
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the 15ght and sUn"
l rV J Aj , Bhine to take up
" U2fcd a2ain life in the
C - free air until
the months should
speed around
and the harsh winds and the
snows drive it back to a close
kitchen and a stifling stove. The an
tiquated saw-mill down by the creek
buzzed away with a vim that plainly
told that the stream was swollen with
the melted snows of the winter just
past The big grist-mill bumped and
thumped in deep , melodious tones , as
though it were making an effort to
drown the rasping , discordant music
of its small but noisy neighbor.
The double doors of the store were
wide open. Had all the other signs
of spring been missing , this fact alone
would have indicated to the know
ing , if the snow had not melted and
the birds not come come back it was
high time they did. for those doors
never stood open until the patriarch
felt it in his bones that the winter
was gone and he could with safety
leave the side of the stove within and
migrate to the long wooden bench on
the porch to bask in the sunshine.
"Boys , " he said at length , "it's
time we're gittin" out ag'in. Spring
has come. "
With that he hobbled toward the
door.
"Good , Gran'pap , " said the Chronic
Loafer , rolling off the counter and fol
lowing.
Then the old Storekeeper opened
both doors.
The old oak bench that had stood
neglected through the long winter , ex
posed to wind and warping rain , gave
a joyous creak as it felt agaii } on its
broad and knife-hacked back the
weight of the Patriarch and his
friends , and kicked up its one short
hickory leg with such vehemence as
to cause the Storekeeper to throw out
his hands as though the world had
dropped from under him and he was
grasping at a cloud for support.
"Mighty souls ! " he cried when he
had recovered his composure and equi
librium.
"My , oh , my ! " murmured the old
man , his child-like face beaming with
contentment as he sat basking in the
sun. "Don't the old bench feel good
ag'in. Me an' this oak board has ben
buddies fer nigh enter sixty year. "
The season seemed to have infused
new life into the Chronic Loafer as
it had into all nature , for he sudden
ly tossed off his coat , with one leap
cleared the s .eps , and then began
dancing up and down in the road.
"It jist makes a feller feel like wras-
tlin' , Gran-pap. " he shouted , waving
his arms defi.natly at the quartet on
the bench. "Come on. "
At this indisposition of these four
to take up the gauntlet he had thrown
down , the Loafer became still more
brave and defiant.
' "Hedgins ! " he sneered. "You uns
is afraid , eh ? "
"Nawthin' to be afraid of , " snap
ped the Miller. "Simply because
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"HE WENT PLYIN' . "
spring ' s come ez it's ben comin' ever
since I kin remember , I hain't a-goin'
to waller 'round in a muddy road. "
"Nur I , nuther , " growled the Shoe-
makei.
"Well , I bantered yer , an' you uns's
all skeert ter westle , dead skeert , "
cried the Loafer , drawing on his coat
and grinning triumph through his
bushy whiskers.
"Come , come , " said the Patriarch ,
beating his stick on the floor to call
the boaster to order. "Ef I was five
years younger I'd take your banter ;
I'd druv your head inter the mud tell
you'd be afeared of showin * up at the
store fei a year fer fear some un'd
shovel yer inter the road. Thet's
what I'd do. I hates blowin' , I do I
hates blowin' . Fur be it from me ter
blow , particular as I was somethin * of
a wrestler when I was a young un. "
"I bet I could 'a' th'owed you in
less time 'an it takes me ter set down , "
the Loafer said , as he seated himself
on the steps and got out his pipe.
"Th'owed me , eh ! " retorted the
old man. "You'd 'a' th'owed me , would
you. Well , I'd a' liked to hev seen
you a th'owin' me. " He shook his
slick at the braggart. "Why , didn't
you know thet 'hen I was young I
was the best wrastler in the valley ;
didn't ycu ever hear of the great
wrastlin' me and Simon Cruller done
up to 37amp Holler schoolhouse ? "
"Did Near act as empire ? " asked the
* Loafer.
"What does you mean be talkin' of
Near an' sech like when I'm tellin' of
wrastlin' ? Tryin' to change the sub
ject I s'pose. eh ? " cried the Patriarch
"Me an' Sime Cruller was buddies. "
he began at length. "Thet was tell
we both kind of set our minds on get-
tin' Becky Stump. You uns never seen
her , eh ? Well , mebbe you never seen
her grave-stun. It stands be the al-
derberry bushes In the buryin'groun' ,
an * o ycu hain't seen it yer otter , fer
tben ye might get an Idee what sorter
a woman she was. Pretty ? Why ,
she was a model , she was a perfect
nicdel. Hair ! You uns don't often
see sich hair nowadays ez Becky
Stump hed 30ft and black like.
Eyes ! Why , they sparkled Jest like
they v.as filled with new buggy paint.
an' was all watery like. An' , mighty
souls , but she could plough ! fer she
wasn't none of your modern girls as
is too j'roud to plough. Many a day
I set over on the por.ch at our place an'
looked down across the walley an'
seen her a-steppin * along th'oo * the
fiel' , an' I thot how I'd like ter hev
one han'le while she'd hev the other ,
an' we'd go trampin * along life's fur
row togethei.
"The whole thing came to a p'int at
a spellin * bee up to Swampy Holler
school , " continued the Patriarch , un
mindful of the interruption. "Becky
Stump was there an' looked onusual
pretty , fer it was cold outside an' the
wind had made her face all red on
the drive over from home. Sime was
there , too , togged out in store clothes.
"It didn't take me five minutes to
see thet Sime Cruller was tryin' to
show off afore Becky Stump ; was try
ing to prove to her that he was a
smarter lad than me.
"When intermission come Sime he
gits off in one corner an' begins blow-
in' to a lot of the boys. I heard him
talkin' loud about me , so I steps over.
He sayd it was all a mistake ; that he
could beat me at anything spellin' ,
wrastlin , ' or fishin' . He was showin'
off agin , for he talked loud like Becky
Stump could hear , an' I makes up me
mind I wouldn't stand his blowin * .
" 'See here , Sime Cruller , ' I sals , sals
I , 'you uns is nawthin' but a blow
horn , ' I sais. 'You claims you kin
wrastle. Why , I kin th'ow you in less
time 'an it takes to tell it , an' if you
step out-side I'll prove me words. '
" 'You th'ow me ! * he sais. Then he
begin to laugh like he'd die at the
werry idee.
"With that we went outside , foller-
ed by the rest of the boys. They was
a quarter moon overhead , an' the girls
put two candles in the schoolhouse
winder , so with the snow we could see
pretty well.
"At it we went. Boys , you otter 'a'
ben there ! You otter 'a' seen it !
That was wrastlin' ! When Sime an'
me clinched I ketched him 'roun' the
waist with me right arm an' gits
hold of the strap of his right boot '
with the forefinger of me left hand.
He gits his left arm aroun' my neck
an' down my back somehow , an' with
his right hand tears the buttons off
me coat an' grabs me in the armhole -
hole cf me waist-coat Over we goes ,
like two dogs , snarlin * an' snappin' ,
while the boys in a ring aroun' us
cheered an' the girls crowdin' the
schoolhouse porch trembled an'
screamed with fright. We twisted , we
turned , we rolled over an' over tell
we looked like livin' snowballs. Sime
got off the boot I'd a holt , on , an'
gives me a sudden turn thet almost
sent me on me back. But I was quick.
Mighty souls , but I was quick ! I ups
with me foot an' landed me heel right
on his chist an' he went flyin' ten
feet inter a snow bank , keryin' me
coat-sleeve with him. He was lookin'
up at the moon when I run up to him ,
an' I'd 'a' hed him down , but he turn
ed over
"But I was quick. Mighty souls , but
I was quick ! I kep' me feet an' gits
one han' inter his waistcoat pocket an'
bung to him. Whenever you wrastles
git your man by the bootstrap or the
pocket , an' you has the best they is.
Ef I hedn't 'a' done thet , I might not
'a' ben here today. But I done it , an'
fer a full hour me an' Sime Cruller
rolled roun' , even matched. Time
an' agin I got sight of Becky Stump
standin' on the porch , her hands
gripped together , her face pale , her
eyes almost poppin' outen her head ,
she was watchin' us so hard , an' the
wery sight of her urged me on to in
human efforts. It seemed to have the
same effect on Sime. The blood be
gin to run outen both me nose-holes
an' yit I kep' at it. Me heart beat so
hard it made me buttons rattle. Still
I kep' at it. Sime was so hot it was
fer me jest like wrastlin' with a stove ,
an' still we kep * at it. Then all of a
sudden it was two hours after hed
fust clinched everything seemed to
swim I couldn't feel no earth beneath
I only know'd that I was still hold-
in' on to Sime then I know'd naw
thin' .
"When I came to I was layin' be the
cchcolhouse stove , an' Becky Stump
was leaning over me rubbin' a snow
ball acrosst me forehead. The other
folks was standin' back like , fer they
seemed to think thet after sich an ex
hibition it was settled an' they didn't
want to disturb us.
" 'Becky , ' I whispers , 'did I win ? '
" 'You did , ' she sais. 'You both
fainted et oncet , but you fainted on
top. '
" 'An' now , I s'pose you'll hev me , '
I sais , fer it seemed like there was
somethin' in her eyes thet kinder
urged me on.
"She was quiet a pice , an' then she
leans down an" answers : * Do you think
I wants to marry a fien' ? No , sir , I'lJ
merry no man I can't lick. ' "
"Well ? " cried the Loafer.
"Well ? " retorted the old man.
"Did she ever merry ? "
The Patriarch shook his head.
"Go look at the grave stun , " he
said , "an on it you 'll see wrote : ' 'Ere
lies Becky Stump. Her peaceful soul's
at rest * "
Food for Reflection.
Rev. Mr. Longlipp ( anxiously ) How
did you like my substitute's sermon
last Sunday , Deacon ? Deacon Blunt-
leigh It was a treat.
A Queer rrofesulon.
r "Window-gazing" is a profession in
London. A couple of stylishly dressed
ladies pause before tho. window of a
merchant , remain about five minutes
and audibly praise the goods displayed
inside. Then they pass on to another
store on their loner list of natrons
VUltor * to Lincoln l'urk In Clilrago
Will bo delighted vith the souvenir book
of this beautiful hjiot now being distributed
by the Chicago , Milwnukeo & St Paul
Hallway Company. It is a tuagnillcent
publication of 9ti pafeK full to overflowing
with delicious half tone pictures of one of
Crtalion'8 most charming places of resort
for citizens of the Great Republic.
No stranger visiting Chicago should be
without a copy of the "Souvenir of Lincoln
Park. " It can onlv bo procured by enclos
ing twenty-five i2. ) cents , in coin or post
age stamps , to Geo. H. Heafford. general
pat-senger agent , 410 Old Colony Buih'iug ,
Chicago , 111.
Where "Hip"n < t Horn.
Another change has taken place in
the old house on Sixtli and Spruce
streets , Philadelphia , in which Joseph
Jefferson was born , and now the very
dwellers in the house are ignorant of
his existence or of his glory. Until
recently the house was occupied by a
dealer in Florentine casts which is at
least one form of art. But now there
is u barber's pole at the side window
and a Russian peddler's stand at the
door , and the dwelling is a tenement
house given over to the lower bjass of
Poles.
Arouse to Action
\ dormant liver , or you will suffer nil the
Tortures incident to u prolonged bilious ut-
: : ick. Constipation , headaches , dyspepsia ,
furred tongue , sour breath , pain in the right
> ! < le. will admonish you of neglect. Disci
pline the recalcitrant organ at once with
llostetter's Stomach Hitters , and evpect
orompt relief. Malaria , rheumatism , kidney
: omplaiut. nervousness and debility are
thoroughly removed by the Hitters.
Tiot In It.
She Who do you think is the pret
tiest girl in the room ?
He Oh , I don't know. That little
brunette over on the sofa , I guess.
And then the stupid fellow wondered
all the rest of the evening why her
manner toward him suddenly grew so
aold. Somerville Journal.
SIO.OO Given Away.
Andy P. Whitmer of P ast Chicago , Ind. ,
tvrites : "I would not take $10.00 for your
oook , 'Dr. Kay's Home Treatment , ' "if I
could not get nnother. " It has ( i8 pages
and 56 valuable recipes. For ten days we
"
will send one free. Address Dr. "B. J.
Kay Medical Co. , Omaha. Neb.
Uees.
One species of bee more determined
to secure safety and privacy fashions
a neat tubular gallery of clay outside
its doorway , and at the entrance to
these galleries a number of the pigmy
owners are always stationed , appar
ently actinjr the part of sentinels.
Hall's Catarrli Cure
Is taken internally. Price , 75c.
A HJoonnMiiIiiK ITIinlBter.
A preacher who has had charge of a
congregation in Lincoln county , Tenn. ,
was arrested for "moonshining , " but-
assured a United States commissioner
that he distilled supplies only for his
own family and not for illicit trade.
To Core Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarcts Candv Cathartic. 10c or25o.
If C. C. C. fail to cure , druggists refund money.
A tempest in a teapot sometimes
turns out to be a disastrous storm.
I shall recommend Piso ' s cure for Con
sumption far and wide. ilrs. Mulligan ,
Plumstead , Kent , Eng'and , Nov. 8 , 1S95.
Probably the Lord made Eve to
show Adam what he escaped.
Dr. Kay's Renovator , renovates and re
stores as good as new the whole system. '
Trial size , 25c. See advt. '
Strive with all vour might to come
tip to your own standard.
No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure , makes weak
men strong , blood pure. 50c , 81. All druggists.
Every man has a streak of genius ,
but in most men it is all streak.
either tblsSult of k , % 9 51
t.V
. w.int a bright hustling fJ |
i in > dtf locality to rep" . ' - } |
lus. Cnmrltte outfit lrtc I j
ii3er.trtnu.nt3. | \
Jy to wear ' f
Sl.to S13. o I
! e to measure : I
812. toS25. 1
Write tor terms to agent * . I
WHITE CITY TAILORS. 222-22G Adnms SI..CIuca0n. I
ISOO TojAny Man.
V/ILU PAY SlOO FOR ANY CASE I
Of YVenkoess In Men Tlicy Trent n ' nil I
Fall to Cure. ; I
An Omaha Company places for the first I
time before the public a .Mack ai. Tickat- I
ment for the cure of Lost Vitality , Nervous I
and Sexual Weakness , and Restoration of I
Life Force in old and voting men. No I
worn-out French remedy ; contains no I
Phosphorous or other harmful drugs. It is I
a WoMiKiirui. Treatment inngicul in its I
effects positive in its cure All renders , I
who are suffering from a wcano-tf * that ' 8
blights their life , canning that mental and I
iihyMcul suffering peculiar to Lost Manhood - I
hood , should write to the .STATKMKDICAL ' |
COMPANY , Omaha , Neb. , nnd they will I
send you absolutely FKKK , a valuable fl
paper on these diseases , ami positive proofs • I
of their truly Mauicai. Tiikatmk.nt. Thous- I
nnds of men , who have lost idl liopo of a '
cure , are being restored by them to a por- < I
lect condition. % m
This Magical Treatment may tie taken | fl
at home under their directions , or they will *
pay railroad faro and hotel bills to all who M
prefer to go there for treatment , if they > M
fail to cure. They are perfectly reliable ; H
have no Free Proscriptions , Free Cure ,
Free Sample , or ( ' . O. 1) . fake. They have IJ
.250,000 capital , and gtuirnnteo to cure IJ
every case the'treat or refund every dollar ; Her
or their charges may be deposited in a H
bank to bo paid to thorn uhen u cure is H
effected. Write them todnv H
UNIVERSITY NOTRrfDAME I
Notre Dame , Indiana. H
CIrahIch , L. 'tten , . Sciciirr , l iiv. Civil , Mc- | J
cliunical and Electrical I' ii iiu'crliig. H |
Thorough rrcpuratory nd Commercial H
Courses. Kccifrlattk-al btiulrutx at Kpcclal ratm. flfl
Koomfc Free. Junior orenioi Year. Collegiate !
Coui > t-H. St. KdiViinl'h Kali , tor hey * iimlrl3. flfl
TlielOTth Term nil ! open September 7tli , II
1897. Catalogue M-nt i ree on Ht > ! > licatimi to !
Rev. -Morrimey , C. S. C. , I're.sidcnt.
C7 TO < s3an he made working for us. ]
*
? * < / ? OU l-arties preferred wimctn tfvc flair [
_ < iwhole time to th - ImMner . Spare \ H
PprY fr'f _ ( _ i/ K hours. thoiiRb , limy U-ircjtjitly | | - H
a vi 11 iii.iv
p0yej. ] GoodoienInKisrortownaiul H
city work as well as country district * . H
J.E-UlFi'onV , 11th A : Main St. . , UlchmoadTo. * H
1 nil. cm 1 fc.iv iu on o .in ovir l > to Bell * H
Vt L StarkTrees cheapest hejit. Outlitfree M
DAY takes no mnuev 10 try the work Also M
rfil wantc'i.riiMAKtuis-cetihcirtrecafrce. M
n fl QU Drop us 110s al name references. H
UKoil Stark W r loa luna. Ho. . * Rakp6rt.Hl. H
\ \ IT jaift The best Red Kopoltooflnir for |
Rf\f\ jnjl le.rersq. ft. , caps and nails in- fH
"Ml H U-iBIwi Snbst tutra for J'U-ter j M
Samplesfree.TfcerA\i-iMI.UilOOFI3tO.Camd n , .J. M
FDlfTi © V NEW DISCOVERY : el
Btsi' Lvt * ' C 'iS I iiuiik relief ami cures worst H
eases. Send for book or testimonials and 10 days * H
treatment free. Dr. u.ii.cttciai'bSiO.iia.AUaiiti.Ua. M
BkMfffrlFlfa CURIO AT HOME semi rtainp H
;
{ Srafisi'lK.for book. OR. J B. 'HARRIS & CO. H
Miy faBB I'ike IiuildliiK , Cincinnati , Ohio. M
I BBgBFMORPHINE and WHISKf HABITS. fl
0 Ir'HSIclSa ik > mi.ivie. iooknn : : . d. < . j. • . f B
S bttSClS HOIfSAN , t.nbrltaKitirAI.O ! ; , ill j H
§ /J.J ' Water.
/ . } Thompson's Eye .
W. N. U. OMAHA. No32. . 1897. H
When writing to advertisers , kindly mention - H
tion this paper. H
ehs $75.00 I
Closest Detailed Inspection.
Every single one of the many parts of a Columbia bicycle is M
passed several times through the hands of skilled workmen M
who examine it in the utmost detail. Such an elaborate system - M
tem of inspection is expensive , but no expense is spared in M
building Columbias. They are as near perfection in adjust- |
1 ment and finish as human ingenuity can make them. M
1896 COLUMBIAS , $60.
HARTFORD BICYCLES , $50 , $45 , $40 , $30 , I
Equal to Dearly e > ery other bicycle except the CclLcbii H
POPE MFG. CO. , Hartford , Conn. H
1 Catalogue free from any Columbia dealer ; by mail from us for one 2-centctatnp. H
L\iiTriiitiiiicriiiiitrrrzirriiricrrirriiirriiriircrrirrEr irrir.2rcrif > ( r.3iif. . H
% WRITE FOR i % H
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% A Catalogue of Dry Goods , Cloaks. Clothing , -Millinery , Boots and Shoes , 5 |
pj Furniture , Carpets , Curtains , Crockery , Glassware , Toys , S : H
; Dolls and General House-f urnisblng Goods. z { H
IX COSTS YOU NOTHIWG = : H
3 AND WILL HELP YOU SAVE MANY A DIME THIS
J FALL AND WINTER. = E
% ETTENSON , WOOLFE & CO. , Leavenworth , Kansas. § H
TIJLftIElil MlilT Hf I
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I I" H1 * If ft" El Illfglpl i i3
I kftUllkll 111 I loll a
Send for UstoM.COO vacancies-we have several times as many vacancies as rt-tmbera. H
Must have more members. Seieral plsn > : two plan * jnve tree rcKi.-traion. cue ilan CUAKAN- | H
TEES positions. 10 cents pays Tor book , contamlu ? plans anil a SoOu.iO love Morv of College H
davs. Blanks anil circulars lree. No charze to employer * for recommending teachers |
SOUTHERN TEACHERS' BUREAU. I REV. DR. 0. M. SUTTON. A. M- SUTTON TEACHERS' BUREAU. M
S.W.Cor.iIaiii&3dSt . .LoutsTiIIcKy. ( Prwtdrct uid iluunr | (9-71 IVarU.ni St. . CUia/o. Ill f fH
KrxrUttrn vacancift Chitage cflct , Svuthern vacancU * LoviivilU V tt. Ont Jit rtgultr * in U < h ojict * . * H