The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, April 02, 1897, Image 7

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4J2f Kathlne Suit Lawi la Now Znalatt.1.
B JH * By Wfty of showing how Mrs , Grim-
V flyisra nourishes wherever the IJrit-
-
ijfjT Ifih flaff rtJcs , a reader at Naplor ,
KjftfT Nftw Zealand , sends J.abonclicrc's
mSm Truth a copy of the new bathing by-
pSft \ law which has been promulgated
j ? * . I there. One provision is as- follows :
HV "Every person bathing in the j > ca. or
mm > > n un > river or other water within ,
WW or within one mile of , the boundaries
ll w- ° ' tne borough of Napier , shall ba
Kfe attired in a decent and proper bath-
P/9r * n dress , oxtondingr from the shoul-
WrmP tiers to the knees , no white or flesh
| \C color or net garments to bo worn. "
W JrtJ ) How They Do It In 1'arlt.
< x\fr There is to bo a lawn tennis club
Km * l established in Paris upon a grand
1 1 scale. Tt will have eight courts , two
Hm | 1 of which will bo covered and avail-
Wg % ) able for winter play ; there will also
NK be dining-rooms , dressing and bath
jgSt\ . rooms. It is the intention of the club
K \ i to hold two tournaments each year , teA
A which English players will be invited ,
B * ff and an English professional has been
N engaged who will look after the lawn
S and instruct players when necessary.
B. ' The subscription is fixed at 150 francs
HM ? / for the first 100 members , after which
Kv l ) w ° ra'se00 francs.
< V C Couldn't 1 ! Genuine.
, > Guest That still life study is a
v \ wonder. Nothing could be finer than
m
| | 9 | that table , the book , the pipe and the
KjR ) purse. How perfect the bank bill is !
Lu/ By Jove ! 1 believe it is a real bill
Ha * \ pasted on.
> flv ; ] Host Impossible ! I bought it of
Al | an artist.
KL h I.lve llrolli-d i.ohttur * .
Im . - "Broiled live lobsters" is a familiar
f | B ' phrase that has been explained to the
I'l * * satisfaction of the Society for the Prc-
Ufff vention of Cruelty to Animals , but
PJK "live broiled lobsters. " which appears
sift ? on the sign of a Broadway restaurant
fS3y in Now York remains unexplained.
M Asiatic Cholera In Lisbon.
wL The special sanita-y inspector
K 1 sent to Lisbon by the Spanish gov-
H eminent in order to inquire into the
k ' epidemic which has prevailed there
WBm for some time past , after a long in-
B\ vestigation declares that the out-
B break is one of true Asiatic cholera ,
Mk imported to Lisbon from the Cape de
Kp\ Verde islands.
m
Ml "star tobacco. "
Wmr As you chew tobacco for pleasure use Star.
S fe It Is not onlv the best but the moatlasting , and ,
to therefore , the cheapest.
Wi ; Ho Didn't Object.
ftl "But , my dear sir , " said the man
IK who procrastinates , "if I pay you
Hk this money , I will have to borrow it
iJK of some one else. "
Jaw "Very well , " replied the cold-
fttck blooded citizen , "so long as you pay
Dpt .what you owe me , I don't object to
S you owing what you pay me. "
K American Industries.
Hi ' TO CURE A COLD IN ONTE DATj-
Ejr Talse Laxative Brome Quinine Tablets. . 1
K Druggists refund the money if it fails to cure * , jc
BEL Couldn't Stand Satire.
Bkj * . "You don't seem to get along very
BjtJi < vell with yer old friend ? "
Wrjfir "Naw. He got ter thinkin' he
Rp | ( knowed too much. When I told 'im
IftiJ he orter put 1is mind in a gymnasium
HKU an1 give 'is voice a vacation , he got
3W1 mad. "
B | SAVE YOUR EYES.
Hk Columbian Optical Co. make Spectacles of nil
WmL fclndsand fit them to your < • } c. 211S. IfithSt. Omaha
l | [ "When brains and beauty combine , they
InS , are irresistible.
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A COSTLY TIMEKEEPER.
A Gorgcou * Present Sent to M10 Em
peror of Chinu.
One of the most wonderful time
keepers known to the horologis.t was
made in London about 100 years ago
and sent by the president of the East
India company as a gift to the em
peror of Cfc YThe , case was made
in the form or * z chariot , in which
was beated the figure of a woman.
This figure was of pure iv'ori' and
gold , and sat with her right hand
resting upon a tiny clock fastened , to
the &ide of the vehicle. A part of the
wheels which kept trackof the
llight of time were hidden in
the body of a tiny bird , which
had seemingly just alighted upon the
lady's linger. Above was a canopy so
arranged as to conceal a silver bell ,
fitted with a miniature hammer
of the same metal , and , although it
appeared to have no connection with
the clock , regularly struck the hours ,
and could be made to repeat by touch
ing a diamond button on the lad3' * s
bodice. In the chariot at the ivory
lady ' s feet there was a golden figure
of a dog , and above and in front were
two birds , apparently flying before
the chariot. . This beautiful ornament
was made almost entirely of gold , and
was elaborately decorated with pre
cious stones.
The Century is about to print a new
short serial story by Mar3' Hartwell
Catherwood. "The Days of Jeanne
d'Arc , " the result of a very careful
study of the history of the maiden
warrier of France , and of a pilgrimage
of the places she made famous. The
story has been in the hands of the
editors of The Century for some time ,
but its publication was delayed on
account of the recent appearance of
Mark Twain ' s novel on the same sub
ject in Harper 's Magazine. Mrs.
Catherwood is said to treat Joan of
Arc in a fresh way and the story is
thought to be her very best work.
McClurc ' s Magazine for April will
contain a series of unpublished , letters
written by General Sherman to a young
lady between whom and an army
officer the general undertook to re
establish a broken romantic relation.
The letters embody a story as good as
any piece of fiction , and exhibit Sher
man in a very charming way. The
April number will also contain a series
of life portraits of Alexander Hamilton
and his wife , and a study of Hamilton ' s
life and public services by his chief
biographei * . the Hon. Henry Cabot
Lodge.
All KxplaineU.
Briggs Have you ever heavd any
thing of that young relative of yours
who went out West ten years ago ?
Griggs Why , yes. He is a mem
ber of congress.
Briggs Excuse me , old man. I
wondered why you never mentioned
his name. Truth.
Sirs. "Window's Soothing Sjrnp
For childrrnteetliiiiff.softens the frums.rcdnces inflam
mation , allays pain , cures wind colic. 25 cents a bottle.
Couldn't Stand Time.
"What made you get away from
the house in such a hurry ? " asked one
tramp of a fellow traveler. "Dog ? "
"Worse 'n that. The woman wore a
waterfall. " Judge.
Educate Your Bowels With. Cascarats.
Candy Cathartic , cure constipation forever.
10c. If C C. C. fail , druggists refund money.
Managerial Forethought.
She Why are theater entrances
always made so Avide and high ?
He To let in the hats , of course.
Any man able to eat pie need not worry
about his health.
Br * ' / how pleaded I am with I Psgil33F ! \ \
HT / vonr sarsaparilla. I \ ElllisllSlltr \ \
B //eltverv weak ami tired I iH = l gl = = § f V \
i / fast month. . aiid\\ent.Jis 1 fiSlralSimfiiSB X \
w / usual.toget ssarsa- \ J IIKIeSSs X. \
I' / parilla. ami did not know I fig \ \ •
y\ / but I had \s until I got 1 Jgggj | ggSa \ \
| / / home , when I found I had l jj ! 5Ji ) \
3P / yours. Ami pleased 1 am l J § $ § = $ l \
Hre I t'at ' * sr ° t y ° ur' ' . f ° 1' it made 1 / \Vllr
K / ineriiggeil and strong sooner \ , 8 *
K / than s. and so slrons \ / s (
S / / that Tset to work , alonc.in turn 1 / a a I
K > / a liouse round. I movetl this \ / 55 \ = = t I
/ house it * full length , and then \ 1 / \ . - I 1
K / 16 feet hick. Quite an under- \ j V \l 'I I
. / taking for one man. But it was \ I , u I f I
SlF" " / y ° "r * < arsai > trilia that gave me \ \ \ . \ \ \ \ \
fef I atreirth to do it. I shall always \ \ ' t \ \ } A. I
M m / tke it in future. " THOS.VAB1 > , \ | 1 V • \ g
H | J Hill St. , Oliphant. Va. . Dec. 28,1SS > - \ I 1 \ \ I
Wg WEiGHTY WOROS MJ
Ayer's Sarsaparilla. m
M YOOR BULiNG PLANET
If DBCOWBED
J BY AStrOlOSfy OmnWham-s n7w work
| | HK . --g- on this wonderful tclence.
HBi\ The reader can easily tell hU or his friends' Ruling
Hf f1 yianct. There is also much other laluable infor-
| H k , mat ion and the horoscopes of 1'resident McKInley
Bnd Win. J. Bryan , rrice , postpaid , 25c , 50c
; and SI.00 , according to binuinjr.
FREE TEST READINGS KrKnFo 1 ;
K parties whose letters happen to be 1st. 3rd. 9th and
I H ISth opened in each day's mail. AH applicants must
HV romplr with the followinc conditlon r tend sex , lace
| Hr ornationality , place , year , month , date and time of
IHV birth , a. in. orp. m. , as near av possible. All winners
K J will reef Itc their reodinp and their ile retamed less
t1 < . ior postage. All applications must contain 21c in
HH X. xtamps to pay for jvadinps in ase you are not the
K winner. Send at Once : } ou are jmt as apt to win
I K wl anyone , nnd ir yon do not. 3 ou will receive a valu-
| A fdile test by astrology tortIe "tnall sum of 24c. The e
V rot knowine time of birth thould send 1c for further
H tsstructions. Address
IL W. CUNNINGHAM
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t f UewawedJ irritations or ulcerations
H ft ( i T/net 10 ttritiurc of mucous membranes.
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rn.fi 2W 11 V-r- ° r3 littles , t2.1S.
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JS'o RDST nor RATTLE. Oulfajf * tin or iron.
A Dnrahle.Substitute for Plaster on walls.
Writer Proof SihenJhing of sime materialtha
best * cheapest in the market. Write f orsatnples.etCL
toeFAYJU5ILLAR00nxaC0.CA21DE > .5.J.
( T0 : CURE C0HSTIPAT13K
VtWfiwl Wx Regulate lircr and boivels , cure
- rice headache , never sicvn ,
• i weaken or crip ' e. Cat'emite
candy. 10c.2rK-.G0c. AH drucgists. Samples free. Ad-
Cre ST hXl.NO iUiJIEBY CO. , Chicago myXew Yort.
CROSSING EUBICOlT
# ' j " HEY , -were both
\C Suests at the same
Zh &
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/ jf Ti | i country house that
( autumn. He was
Y - si
Vs J'i 'i ' * an artist , hand-
Spj * MyL. some , gifted , well
/Ml S lorn but veer as
WaSsyj ' l h e proverbial
e
& 20zbT\ church mouse , and
SpT as proud as Lucifer.
H She was an heiress ,
who , on attaining
her majority some three years ago , had
come into about $5,000 a year ; added
to this attraction , she'-as beautiful ,
clever and charming. * She was bright ,
high-spirited , and very independent ,
as suitors soon found to their cost.
"You'll be an old maid , Isbel , " re
monstrated the aunt with whom she
lived. "You are nearly 24 , my dear. "
"I don't care , auntie , " laughed the
young lady ; "an old maid is as good
as anything a thousand times better
than having a husband one doesn't care
for. I'm not in love , dear , and so mean
to keep my freedom. "
That was said and said truly then
some weeks before she came on this
visit to Halcombe Grange and there
met the artist , Eric Errington ; but
could she have said the same as truly
now , when the visit was drawing to a
close ? The lips might , perhaps ; the
heart was another matter entirely ,
and she knew it. She was no tyro of
a girl in her teens , but a woman who
lived in the world and neither could
nor would deceive herself ; she knew
that she loved Errington , and he loved
her , despite his proud reticence and
silence. What woman could not read
between the lines ? What man could
possibly at all times completely guard
every look and tone and touch when
thrown so constantly each day with
the loved one ? He is unconscious hewer
or when his secret is betrayed to that
one.
one.But
But no one save Isbel Brandon her
self suspected Errington's secret. He
neither held aloof nor markedly sought
her. But there were one or two others
among the party who did so , and one
day Maj. Glyn , the host , said half jest
ingly to Eric :
"My dear fellow , why don't you try
your chance with the beautiful heiress
and win a fortune , and therewith a
• speedy rise to fame ? "
"Thank you , not I , " said the artist ,
with a laugh and shrug to cover the
deeper feelings sthred. "I have no in
tention of being- ticketed 'fortune hun
ter' by the world or the fair lady her
self. Even a poor devil of an artist
may keep his pride and honor untar
nished. "
"But , Errington , nonsense ! " Glyn
stared. "Suppose you really cared for
a girl who happened to be rich ? "
"So much the worse for me , Glyn. "
"Yon really mean that you wouldn't
woo her or ask her hand ? "
"Never , " said the other.
This had passed on the terrace.
Some one half behind the lace cur
tains of a window above /-ew back
with quivering lips and he ; > breast.
"Is this terrible gold of * . . . • to be
ever , then , a hopeless barrier , 'tween
two lives ? " Isbel muttered , locking her
f ' I t = i J } | / / . / /
& J
& &J i | / j
Fa "i' V < w'i . . y/\\h\ \ \ \
ft jws./ " s 'Amy
lillvt'
4W Ilia li
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"MY LOVE FROM THE FIRST. "
white hands. "He will never speak ,
never breathe a word , and I Heav
en ! what can I the woman say or do
without shame ? And yet yet is gold
and a mistaken but noble pride and
sense ' of honor to keep us apart for
ever ? I know he loves me would tei !
me so at once were I poor. O , it is
cruel , cruel. Something ought must
be done ; but what ? "
There it was ; she , the woman , was
so helpless. And shortly after this the
party broke up.
A month later the artist one evening
received a letter from Isbel , and , to his
utter surprise and joy , oddly mixed
with pain , she wished him to paint her
portrait. Would he please call on her
at 11 the next day ?
Of course he would go ; but how go
through the ordeal without self-be
trayal ?
Isbel had to strive with herself much
harder for the ordeal she had at length
with an infinite courage resolved to
face. Therefore was it she had named
an hour free from all visitors , and
when her aunt , Mrs. Brandon , would
still be in her own apartment. One of
the two , she saw , must cross thn Rubi
con and burn the boats behind if both
*
their lives were to be saved from
wreck ; and since he would not , weli ,
she , the heiress , must , whatsoever the
cost.
cost.When
When she was told he was in the
drawing-room when almost the actual
moment had arrived her heart sank ,
and at the vers" door she had to pause
a minute to pull herself together ; then
she went in. How the man's dark eyes
lighted up ! How unconsciously close
was the clasp of his hand on hers ! If
she , had had one fleeting doubt of his
lov- that second must have dispelled it.
" \Vhat n pleasure to see you again ,
I Miss Brajylon ! " he said ; "and what
if
an honor you do me to let me paint
your portrait ! "
"Is it ? It Is good of you to call It
so , " Isbel answered brightly , but in
wardly every nerve was quivering and
strained. "Aunt Mary began again
yesterday about having my picture
done , so I wrote to you. My aunt will
be down presently , but' in the mean
while .we can arrange the sittings ,
dress , and so forth. "
Errington passed by the "so forth. "
and only arranged for her dress and the
sittings.
"But now , " she said , "that that is
settled , we come to you must please
name your "
"Pardon me , " Errington Interposed ,
with resolute quietude that in itself
gave her fresh surety of her ground ;
"but you must do me the great favor
to let that part rest until the work is
finished. You are not like a strang
er "
"Indeed , I hope not , " Isbel said gent
ly. "Well , be it is you please , then. "
"Thank you very much , Miss Bran
don. "
He rose.
She , too , stood up ; the moment had
come ; the woman's heart stood still
for a moment that was agony ; two
lives' happiness or misery hung on her
courage or failure.
"Well , I suppose your time is valua
ble ? " she said , turning to him , but her
eyes did not fully meet his. "By-the-
bye , Mr. Errington , I believe if I am
rightly informed that I have come to
congratulate you ? "
"Congratulate me ! " repeated the art
ist , in genuine surprise. "For what ?
on what account ? "
His surprise , and , oddly enough , the
very comedy of the position , gave her
new courage. "Why , I heard that you
arc engaged to an heiress , " she said.
The Rubicon was crossed ; there was
no going back now , come what would.
Errington flushed to the brow , then
paled again.
"It is absolutely untrue , " he said , in
a strained way , and drew back a step.
"It never could be true of me ! "
"But why not ? " persisted Isbel , now
standing to her colors with true femin
ine staunchness , her eyes aglow , her
soft tones steady. "If , as I heard , you
are attached to her , why should your
engagement be an impossibility , as you
imply ? "
Had some one Glyn , perhaps dared
to tell her this , meaning herself , but
without naming her ? flashed across
Eric , in haughty wrath and pain.
"Why impossible ? " he repeated ,
stung to a sort of desperation. "Be
cause I am a poor , struggling man who
holds his honor dearer even than love
if the story were true. Neither the
world nor any woman born should
have the right to believe me a dis
honored fortune-hunter. "
"The world's judgment ! " she said ;
and now her breath came quickly , her
eyes flashed like diamonds. "You are
not such a coward , I know , as to fear
that ; but is it much less cowardly to
be afraid of even the risk of the
woman's mistaking your motive the
woman you love , remember ? " She was
spesking with a strangely passionate ,
if suppressed , force that sent a sudden
vague thrill through the man a dim
sense of something that dazzled him
of a personality beneath the overt
meaning ; an assertion of his love for
the heiress as a fact , not a mere figure
of argument. "The woman you love ,
remember , and whose happiness , per
haps , your pride may wreck as well as
your own who doubtless knows your
heart's secret , and curses the miserable
gold and cruel pride that stands be
tween your lives. "
"Isbel ! " Errington sprang to her
side caught her hands in his own.
"My darling , my Icve from the first !
Forgive , if you can , worse than fool
that I have been. Ah , my poor Isbel ! "
For the girl burst into tears as he
locked her to his heart ; the tension
must needs give way at last , brave girl
though she was.
"O , why were you so cruel ? Why
did you force me to to O , Eric ! "
"My darling fergive me ! because I
loved so much I feared your scornful
refusal. Why should you think me dif
ferent from other wooers ? And I nev
er dreamed of this happiness , dearest , "
he said , passionately. "One word tell
me you forgive your lover. "
"Eric , I love you , " she whispered ,
and lifted her face for a moment for
his kiss.
What matter if some of the world did
say. when the marriage did take place ,
that it was the money the painter had
sought ? He cared not , and those who
knew him and his wife knew well it
was a love match entirely. The pic
ture not a mere portrait of beautiful
Mrs. Errington , when seen the next
May at the Academy , made a sensation
and sent up the rising artist's name at
once.
"So , after all , you see , Eric , " his
wife says , arch and tender in one , "you
will win the best in the end , fortune
#
and fame. "
"And the priceless treasure that
neither gold nor fame could buy , " he
answers , smiling down on the dear
face "my wife. " The Folks at Home.
The Xetv Woman.
The new woman is representative of
a renaissance , of a universal awaken
ing among women. I am going to ad
vance and try to support the theor7
that the new woman movement , repre
sented by the new woman , is an indi
cation that the modern world wom
an is losing ground , and that this is
a pathetic , vigorous , sometimes fran
tic , effort on the part of woman for
self-preservation. M.-M. Mangasarian.
To Pay All 'Kotmcl.
An Indiana editor wrote : "The re
cent cold snap played the devil with a
portion of our better half's houst1-
plants. " The printer's devil left the
" 1" out of "plants" and the editor's
readers are wonderinp just what he
meant.
j . " / ; .
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HMHMIilBllHillHHIBaBM
, . _ _ _ _ _
Witter l > y the Co-O.
"You Washington pcoplo quarrel
about the water supply , " ' paid a wo-
iuv.il who haK just com ? back from a
two years ' visit in Dakota , -'but you
ought to bo ashamed to say a wcd. .
Why , J have learned to bo s > -avinjr
of water that I really make calcula
tions on every drop I use. Out there
in Dakota wo had to buy water. In
the summoi' we paid twenty cents a
barrel for it. In tli2 winter wo bouurht
by the ( ortl and had itstavked up in the
back yard ico. vou know and then
when we wanted it we chopped oil a
piece and melted it down. And yet
you object if the water is a bit murky. * '
She Wns Lo\t.
As Monday's afternoon train drew
into the Waldoboro depot a lady with
an armful of bundles stopped into the
car aisla. Just then the door at one
end of the car opened and the brakeman -
man said :
' 'Waldoboro ! Waldoboro ! "
The lady immediately started down
the aisle in that direction. When she
was fairly agoing- , the door at the
other end of the car opened and the
conductor said :
"Waldoboro ! Waldoboro ! " ;
The lady stopped , bewildered , and j
looking helplessly from ono end of the ,
car to the other , cried out :
' • Which end ? Which end ? " Rook- i
'
land Courier-Gazette.
The Faults nnd Vollles of the Afje
Are numerous , but of the latter none is more
ridiculous than the promiscuous and random
use of laxative pills and other drastic
cathartics. These wrench , convulse ami
weaken both the stomach and the bowels. I f
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters lie used instead
of these no-remedies , the result is accom
plished without pain and with tri'sit. benefit
to the bowels , the stomach and liver. Use
this remedy when constipation manifests
itself , and theieby prevent it from becoming
chionic.
Philanthropic.
Editor What are you going to do
with these iron boxes.
Enterprising Publisher Sh lhave
a scheme. Into each of these boxes I
am going to put a loaf of bread , and
ten coupons cut from our paper will
entitle a starving person to the use of
a key. Truth.
Don't Tobacco Spit and Sn.asc Yuar Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever , be mag
nctie. full of life , nerve and'vigor , take No To-
Bac , the wonder-worker , that mahes weak men
strong All druggists , G0c or SI. Curcguaran-
teed. Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co , Chicago or New York.
Xo Falsi ) Modesty There.
An English editor recently an
nounced that he would in the next
issue of his paper begin the publi
cation of a serial story entitled
"The Prettiest Girl in Town. " Over
a hundred girls wrote notes to the
editor warning him to refrain from
using their names or suffer the con
sequences. Now York Ameri'
IIccman' Camphor Ice with Glycerine.
Cures Chapped Hands and face. Tei.derorSoreFtet ,
Chilblains , Piles , ic. C. G. Claik Co. , New Ila\en , CL
Marbl 1 hat Was Z-laster.
Jlost of the so-called marble houses
of the Rome of Augustus were not
such in reality. The plasterer ' s art
had then reached a high state of per
fection , and gave lo stucco the ap
pearance of the finest marble.
FITS stopped free nnd permanently cured. No fllb
after flrst day"s use f Dr. fvline's Great .Verve
Restorer. Kreu S2 trial ! > otlle and 1re.it.hi > .
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