I THE VALUE OF CORN. * K _ _ _ _ _ > I H WHEN DOES IT BECOME PROF1T- I \9 ABLE AS FUEL ? 9 Some. Kxpfirlniouls Ilclng Matin to UtfTP t l B mlnn tlio Matter NcbraHknns Who H S Are Seeking Ofllco raying : At- H1 S tontlon to Senator Thurs- H ton Itenis of Intorett. 1 H H Corn ts. Coal. Bj B "Washington Special : The present Hj X abundance oi corn imd its low price BJ I has occasioned much speculation as to Bj ! its full value. Tliere is such a diver- BJ hity of opinion ns to the actual knowl- H edge regarding the profitableness of H buing corn instead of coal that it Bt * ; seemed desirable to conduct a compar- B ativc test that would show the relative H heating power of the two materials. Hj "Whether it would pay to raise corn for H fuel is a question not contemplated in BJ this investigation , but the interests of Hj the large number of people living in Hj * the region of cheap corn call for the BJ determination of its most profitable BJ use after it is upon the market. From H ] investigation it is stated that if a cer- Ht tain quality of coal were selling at Ht 1 less than SG.flO and corn were bringing BJ 1 | 12 cents , it would not pay to burn corn , BJ B while coal must sell ns low as § . " .41 per Bk ton * ° c as cncaP * ucl us corn at 10 h BJ B cents a bushel. A very complete and BJ fl thorough investigation of this subject _ H B 's ff conducted at the university. HJ B It was thought desirable , however , to Hi If publish the results already obtained , HJ Si although they were based upon the BJ H performance of but one quality of coal. Bl if This , coal is well known and largely HJ m used in the state. HJ 1 All those from Nebraska seeking BJ 9 ottice are paying devoted attention to BJ iSenator Thurston , who is expected Bl a to land on easy street republicans en- HJ titled to recognition. .Senator Thurs- HJ ton is doing his very best. He is BJ nnxions to show his strength with the BJ M administration and lie is likely to do it BJ S in naming the marshal , district atlor- Ha M ne * ai1 collector of internal revenue BJ B when the proper time comes , as well HI B : is bv naming all the postmasters in BJ B the Third , Fourth. Fifth and Sixth dis- HV B trieis. Senator Thurston stands right BH S "x * * nc v'l x fajor McKinley. The BJ B two republican representatives , who HB S have been ignored up to date , will BJj B probably be shunted aside in the future BJI B so far as matters of patronage are con- BJj B corned outside of their districts. Ap- BHfl ] plications for office from sections of the BJita to not in First and Second districts BJB should be sent to Senator Thurston , BBBj | who is devoting his earnest attention BB B' , to 'the attempt to secure proper recog- BBBj nition for Nebraska republicans who EB have done good work for the party. BH < BWBi' B BB - * ScraP Sn tne Senate. BBBJl During discussion of the penitentiary HJi bill in the senate the usual serenity of BB | that august body was disturbed by a _ HBj | fracas at the senate gate and a rush of BBBJl senators and employes to the scene of BB action. It was observed that Senator BBBJ Fnrrell of Merrick county and C. J. HIH Uowlby of the Crete Democrat were the BBBj combatants. The belligerents were BBBJ parted before serious damage wa.s done BB J to either party. The difficulty grew BK out of an • objectionable article pub- BB J lished in Mr. Uowlby\s paper , of which H H ) the following is an extract : ' "Why is BB J it that the state senate should be BJ looked to for any dirty work needed B by the lobbyists ? * * * This re- HHj port was signed by Caldwell of BBfB Xuclcolls , republican , and two pops , BBBJlohnson of Clay and Farrell of Mcr- IBHi rick. There is nothing strange about BB K the actions of republican members BBBJ of the committee , but the two pops BBBJ who pretend to represent the men BBBJl who produce 10-cent corn and S' a ton BBfl ; hay , to make .such recommendation , BBVJ one can come to no other conclusion BBhC than that they have been 'seen' by Bill _ B _ § ! I'axton and Kabcock who are ever Hfe present lobbj'ing ag-ainst a reduction HB § of the charges. Johnson of Clay is a < B twin of Sam Elder of that county and i BB p Farrell is a deformed ignoramus whose ] BBjp 'double' probably- was never before 1 BBBi seen in the state senate. * * { : Seni i Bw ator Dearing of Cass and one or two I BBBJ populists voted against the indefinite ] BBBJ postponement of the minority report < BBhO : inl thus helped the republicans to < B | f give it consideration when the bill is ] BBBJ readied on general file. There are 1 B | | | .some queer acting senators in the legis- Bjj lature this winter , and they can be < BBBJ depended upon to ily the track when : BBBf they are most needed to pass bills ' BBBJ favorable to the pcoplc'they represent , . < BBBJ and they arc not republicans either. J Bm It is queer that we can hardly find BJ men who , when sent to the legislature , B | have the courage and honesty to cany : Kl ? at the wishes of their constituents. " < BBl B B S A Jndge Taken to Task. HBJ A Beatrice dispatch says that the 5 BB recent decision of Judge Stull , holding ( H that township taxes voted and assessed 5 H by the township electors arc to be IB added to the taxes assessed by county H authorities in determining whether ] BJ county authorities have assessed taxes i H | in excess of the limit of 15 mills on the s HB | dollar valuation , imposed oncounty 1 BH authorities ' ' b\ " the state constitution , ] J S grows more unpopular the more it is i KBJ known and the better it is understood , 1 BB and is creating consternation among ; BJ the eighteen counties in the state hav- H ing township organization. This de1 1 H cision was contrary to the judgment of ] Bl the numerous 'distinguished attorneys . H who heard the case argued , as well as < Bj to the uniform construction which has 1 B been placed on the law in Gage and ] E many other counties in the state where • B township organization has been - B adopted , and letters are being received i B almost daily inquiring if the decision < BJ -was not reported wrong. It has intro- B duccd great uncertainty and confusion ; B into the finances of the county and < B should it stand , threatens , if it does < Bn noi destroy , the township system. BH KS ; Thompson Dennantac < the ln Itby. H D. E. Thompson , president of tin BH Lincoln gas company , addressed an BBE open letter to the senate making the B direct charge that members of the . BBi lobby have offered to deliver enough [ H votes to defeat the Lincoln charter , BB = provided a certain sum of money was Bflr paid. He offers to furnish full proofs. BmB | An investigation is likcl3r to be mads BjBIJ I * < ir Selling Wlilsky to Indians. BkI Decatur dispatch : The deputy U. S. BBiI marshal for this district , from Omaha , J Bb ! came np yesterdaj * and served warrants • BhIb of arrest on Joseph Halstcd and Dan ! Bl Adair. The men are indicted for illicit' ' Bill pedling of whisky. I BrSt NEBRASKANS ABROAD. Some of Those Who are Temporarily In * Washington. From the State Journal's special cor respondent : The Nebraska contin gent who are willing to serve their country are all hero and strictly on deck. They arc a little blue this even ing over the announcement that ap pointments may not be made very shortly , and that the tariff , rather than patronage , is at present prominent in the president's mind. Every eye is turned to Senator Thurston , who is looked upon as the Moses to lead them to the promised land. The presence of Hon. Church Howe in town for a week or so past has caused the gossips to speculate upon his chances for securing something under this administration. Just what lie has his eye upon is not certain , but it is believed that he came to 'Wash ington cocked and primed with an ap plication for appointment as third assistant postmaster general. Senator Thurston , it is understood , has Mr. Howe's claims for recognition under advisement. Nominations for office have not yet begun to come into the senate in force. "When they do several holdover post- oflices in Nebraska are likely to be filled by nomination of Major Mclvin- ley. Mr. Cleveland made the nomina tion of Charles A. Huck of .North Bend , Dodge county ; T. W. liceper , Oakland , Burt county : John M. Smith , Cozad , Dawson county ; S. W. Kelley , Beaver City , Furnas county , and Francis A. Simonds , Cedar Rapids , Boone county. All of these nominations lapsed by the expiration of the Fifty-fourth congress without any action being taken upon them. All of them occur in counties that will be represented in the next house by populists and it will consequently quently fall to the lot of Senator Thurston to recommend appointees for these positions. As the vacancies in the offices have now been waiting for some time the nominations will doubt less be among the first that President Mcluniey will send into the senate. A. D. Peebles of Pender is also in evidence as an applicant for the Omaha and Winnebago Indian agency now held by Capt. W. II. Beclc. Peebles is said to have Senator Thurston ' s back ing.It It is rumored that Representative Eugene J. Hainer of Nebraska is to be pushed for one of the assistant secre taryships of the treasury. Mr. Hainer has been in bed for three weeks and the report cannot be verified. The comptroller of the currencj- recognizes the following changes in Nebraska national banks : First national bank. Fremont , H. J. Lee. vice president , in place of S. B. Colson ; First national bank , Orleans , M. F. Burton , vice president : Arthur Me- Grew , assistant cashier , in place of M. F. Burton ; Genoa national bank. Genoa. D. K. Chittriek , cashier , in place of II. Brunei- : Union Stock Yards national bank. South Omaha , J. A. Creighton. president , in place of John A. Mc- Shanc ; F. H. Davis , vice president , in place of W. A. Paxton. The First national bank of Chicago has hern approved as reserve agent for the First national bank of Nelson , Neb. "William E. Muffley of Nebraska has hcon appointed a binder in the govern ment printing office at S3.20 per diem. Free Transportation of Oem to SuiTorinsr Poopl > in Tnilin. A special to the Omaha "World-FTerald- says the Nebraska relief commission has given out the following : After much correspondence and other labors on the part of the Nebraska relief commission , arrangements have at last been completed to transport all donations of corn from Nebraska for the famine-stricken people of India free of charge from the Missouri river to the shores of India and the homes of famine. : Last month the committee notified the public through the newspapers of these arrangements. "We again appeal to i Nebraska people to make generous contributions i for this great and needv charity. Let it be known to the world not only that Nebraska abounds in productive fields and abundant crops. . but also that its people aie able to appreciate the needs and sufferings of their fclloiv men everywhere , and are prepared to give from their own abun dance. "We appeal alsb that such con tributions as are made , be made promptly. The ravages of the India famine bring hundreds everyday , men. women and children , to the untimely death of hunger and disease : the n"Dls are present and fearfully imperative ; what is done should be done quickly to silence the cry of hunger among the famishing myraids of India. Aside from that the committee is anxious to complete its task at as early a date as possible , so it asks that all contributions of com and money be made as quickly as possible. For further information wiite to the secretary of the relief committee. H. 0. Rowlands , chairman ; M. D. Welch , secretary. The Kx-Amlitor Hn tiinf. The friends of ex-State Auditor Eugene Moore are making an effort to raise the money which is yet due the state from that officer and thus secure the dismissal of the suit which is now pending against him. The amount [ which Moore had collected , and which he has not tui'ned over to the staf e , is about SJ. 't.OOO. and if the energy of Moore and his friends count for any thing the money will be scoured before lontr. if it is to be had in the country. A friend of Mr. Moore , dLsi-ussm.gr the deficiency , said Moore may not be able : to raise the money necessary to pay up his deficiency by March 24. the tim set for his preliminary hearing. Trat it will be l-aiscd in time to prevent a trial ] of the case. It is doubtful if either side "will be readv to go to trial when ; the case is called , and it is very prob able that a continuance will be grant ed. The extra time thus secured will [ enable Moore to secure the money to - pay to the state. G. A. I . Resolution. G. A. R. Post No. 23. Ohiowa , has passed a resolution in which they say. "That we. as a Post , and individually ' and collectively , most respectfully and ] earnestly protest against the passu ere ! of house roll No. 107. and senate file \ No. 37. introduced by representatives . ' from the Grand Island district , to do away with the Milford soldiers * and : sailors' home , and that in the' name of justice , and on behalf of our unfortunate - ] nate comrades.now inmates of the Milford - ford home , ask you to heed their , courteous and pathetic appeal for the : continuance of their home in which all old soldiers arc interested. ' ' " PMCESlNlffiBliASkT HOW WILL POLITICAL PLUMS BE DIVIDED ? Positions Not to Ke Given Oat Hurriedly The Tccullar Condition or Affairs In Kebrasktt Senator Thurston's Attitude Congressmen to lie Consulted With. Nebraska Not Forffotteu. The special Washington correspond ent of the Lincoln Journal telegraphs , that Senator Thurston already has a I ] worried look. He proposes to do the best he can , but is quite willing to postpone the critical decision until the last moment. Postponement is to be the order of the day in the matter of appointments to office. This L the word which comes from the white house. President McKinley desires time to consider applications. Such offices as expire b3r limitation of tenure will be promptly filled. Others will be carefully considered. It will be found , , in the case of a large number of the ' most prominent offices of national and not of purely state importance , that the president has already made his selections. Most of the prominent foreign appointments have already been wiped ofE the slate. A large number of those offices in the depart ments at Washington not covered by the civil service rules have been prom ised in advance of the inauguration. With respect to others Presideut Mc Kinley proposes to be guided by the advice of the republican senators anil representatives from the various stat es. Senator Thurston will be the controll ing force in Nebraska if Representa tives Strode and Mercer make no ob jection , as they possibly will not. Should they decide that as the rep resentatives in the popular branch of the government chosen by the republican party in their districts to voice republican sentiment at Washington , they are entitled tea a hearing and consideration in matters of republican appointments , an issue might be raised which would embar rass the president in his determination of matters relating to appointments in our state. In other states the delegations have been called together to determine upon questions of patronage and the views of representatives have been given con sideration by the senators. The par ticular condition of affairs in Nebraska b\- which an anti-administration state ticket was selected last November and a majority of the delegation in the house , with one of the senators in opposition , renders the situation a peculiarly intex-esting one. In case the two republican representatives should demand a share of the state patronage it would compel President McKinley to make a decision which would be ex tremely disagreeable to himself. There arc indications that Judge Strode and Representative Mercer are not in clined to concede the entire patronage of the state , outside of the porst offices in their districts , to Senator Thurston. It is quite possible that they will ask of the senator that their views ujjoji certain matters shall be given eonsTd- cration and that in the absence of sus-h consideration the matter will be lom before the pi-esident. It is believed that Senator Thurston does not pi-o- pose to ignore his two republican col leagues in the Nebraska delegation and that he will yield something of the patronage which he is supposed to absolutely control in deference to their wishes and to their belief that the in terests of the party and the size of the Nebraska delegation in the house of the next congress will be conserved by Mich concession. Inspector of Itccr and Ii < | tu > r. Among bills introduced and one which its friends claim is sure to meet with popular approval is that provid ing for a state inspector of beer , wiue and other alcoholic liquors. The bill provides that the governor shall ap point a state inspector and this chief inspector may appoint five deputies , whose duty it shall be to inspect > all wines , beers and distilled liquors. A Scientific formula has been prepared , showing what are to be regarded as suitable liquors for consumption , and when a package is fo'ind that does not come up to the reqvli ements it is to be branded as inspected. A penalty is provided for any dealer selling or hav ing in his possession any package of liquor which has not been branded or marked • • approved" ' by the inspector or his deputy. Divorce Case I'roves Sensational. Columbus has been enjoying some sensational scandals. One in particular was the divorce case of Josephine Barnum vs. George E. Barnnm. Mrs. Barnum sues for divorce and alimony af lei having been married to the de fendant about one year. At the time of her marriage she claimed to be a widow , her former spouse having died. Mr. Barnum took a trip to Stark county. ' Illinois , and resurrected , it is claimed ' , not only one , but two of her former husbands and brought one of them , George W. Smith , back to testify against his wife. It is needless to say that Josephine has lost her interest iii the alimony case and also the affec tions of husband No. 3. / Missionaries He torn. Messrs. Webster , Chase. Poppleton Palmer. Wattles and Hitchcock , com prising the committee that , started out- three weeks ago to visit the legisla tures of the western states in the in terest of the Trans - Mississippi exposition , have returned. The party traveled (5,000 miles , met with seven legislatures in joint session and con ferred with the two houses of the others apart. The members of the delegation say that the tour was be yond all question one of great profit tc the exposition enterprise. Major Clurksnu's Tour. Maj. T. S. Clarkson , commander-in- chief of the G. A. R. , left last week for a series of official visits to the South and Pacific coast. His itinerary is laid out as follows : Nashville , Tenn . March 8 ; Cullman , Ala. , March 10 ; Birming ham , Ala. . March 11 : Montgomery , Ala. . March 12 ; Fitzgerald , Ga. . March IS ; New Orleans , La. , March 15 ; Riv erside. Cal. , March 22 : Los Angeles , Cal. , March 23 ; San Francisco , Cal. , March 27 ; Portland , Ore. , March 30 ; Tacoina , Wash. . Mvreh 31 : Helena , Mont. . April 3 ; Salt Lake City , Utah , April 3 i -fin" < : * - \ + * f BETTER FOR SILVER REPUBLICAN PARTY WILL STAND BY THE METAL. Interesting : Views -European Bimetallists - lists Steady Growth oT Sentiment in Favor of Action The Only Hope of Silver. ( Washington Letter. ) Friends of Bimetallism here are greatly encouraged by the activity of the republicans in favor of an interna tional conference. The resolution au thorizing President McKinley to ap point delegates to such a conference and to call it if necessary is being pressed for action in the house , and it is believed will pass that body before adjournment. The prompt action In its favor in the senate encourages bimetallists - metallists abroad and adds to their conviction that the result of the late election in the United States is favorable - able to international bimetallism , and the only hope of silver. On this ques tion of the effect of the late election in this country on the prospects of inter national action , some very important views from prominent English , French and German advocates of that propo sition have been recently laid before the senate. These statements come from Lord Aldenham , president of the British Bimetallic league ; Dr. Otto Arendt , honorary secretary of the Ger man Bimetallic league and member of the Prussian diet , and Edmund D'Ar- tois , assistant general secretary of the French Bimetallic league. These statements which are of very recent production are especially inter esting because they present a view of the situation in Europe as affected by the recent elections in the United States. It is evident from the state ments of these three distinguished in ternational bitnetallists of Europe that there is a concensus of opinion among the friends of bimetallism inthat part of the world that the result of the late election in the United States was de cidedly advantageous to the prospects of international bimetallism. Lord II- denham , president of the British Bime tallic league says in speaking of the re cent contest in the United States that Mr. Bryan's platform was "Less stable than it might have been because it sinned against the canon 'union is strength. ' That which won was the cause of real sound money not the English "Gold and gold only as the sole legal tender , ' but that which is now by common consent summed up in the awkward word "Bimetallism" free coinage of gold and silver at a set tled ratio into a full legal tender money. " He adds : "Perhaps before long our newspaper and leaflet writers may come to under stand that when Major McKinley de clared that he pledged himself to pro mote international bimetallism , he meant what he said , not what they wished him to say. * * The cause of national bimetallism was defeated at the election , but the cause of inter national bimetallism was victorious. " Lord Aldenham proceeds to discuss the progress of the sentiment of bi metallism in Great Britain , and shows that although in 1889 and 1S90 interna tional bimetallism Avas defeated in parliament the sentiment has steadily grown in that body until the House of Commons on March 17 , 1896 , unani mously adopted the following resolu tion : "This house is of opinion that the instability of the relative value of gold and silver since the action of the Latin union of 1873 has proved injurious - | ous to the business interests of this country , and ui-ges upon the govern ment the advisability of doing all in their power to secure by international agreement a suitable monetary par of exchange between gold and silver. " Dr. Arendt. honorary secretary of the German Bimetallic league , sketches the progress of international bimetallism in Germany showing that the agrarian element is overwhelmingly favorable to it , and that while the parliamentary left is opposed to it , yet the right is ab solutely bimetallic , and the center party is favorably disposed because it is obliged to keep on good terms with the rural voter. The pamphlet of Arch bishop Wralsh , translated for use i" Germany , has won many to bimetal lism. The German parliament , can , in his opinion , be relied upon as a strong supporter of international bimetallism , though he is of opinion that without ( action by England in some sense favorable - able to bimetallism , it is doubtful of . the concurrence by Germany in inter national action. MiEdmond D'Artois , assistant gen eral secretary of the French Bimetallic league , says that international bimetal lism has made rapid strides in France in the past few years , and especially so i among the agrarians. He closes his statement by saying : "Our hopes are to-day much greater : than in May , 1S96 , because we believe in France that the American presidential - : tial election has resulted in revealing : to Europe generally- England par1 1 ticulaiiy. the impasse into which gold momoinetallism has lead the world. The heated discussions which accompanied - : panied the now famous election in the : United States have shown conclusively ; that internationalists are far more logical advocates of sound money than ; gold monometallists are , because of the stable par of evchange which they wish to set up by international agreement between two monetary standards of the world , silver will become again as ; sound money as gold. " He expresses : the opinion that France will be ready and anxious to co-operate with the : United States , the Latin union , and Germany in favor of international bi metallism. The French Bimetallic league , organized only two years ago , now numbers 123 industrial and agri- " ' ' ' * ' - - iTminrirf" " ' " ' ' ' * i iini i-n-Tiiriiii < ! > ' cultural noddies , representing 52,000 active members. J It may bo added that in each case the gentlemen whoso views arc quoied by Senator Chandler , while extremely favorable to international bimetallism , express the view distinctly that at tempts by a single nation , no matter how strong , to establish bimetallism independently and without Interna tional action , would be both unsuccess ful and disastrous. G. H. WILLIAMS. , i Altogether Too Kind , ' ( Louisville Commercial. ) It is instructive to notice the pains taken by the London Economist to as sure us that the low duties of the Wil son tariff have not injured American industries. Of course the Economist and other British thinkers are deslrou3 . that our industries shall not suffer , and are only desirous that the Wil3f n schedules should be continued for our benefit. While the disinterestedness I of the Englishmen awakens our admiration - ' ration , yet we fear they are hardly cap able of feeling that intense sympathy for us , and that earnest desire for our material prosperity that we experience for ourselves. We trust they v/ill not object to our change of the method of collecting duties from ad valorem to specific , because in the matter of wool en goods alone , reliable experts report that by the undervaluations our gov ernment is swindled out of twenty mil lions of dollars a year. It strikes us this affects alike our industries and our pockets ; but'we are thankful for all the information our English friends may give us , as to the construction of our tariffs , in which , of course , they can have no possible interest. Stop the Import * . ( New York Tribune. ) Congress could declare by a short bill , which it should not take a week to pass , that it was about to make a general advance of duties in order to raise an adequate revenue and to give better protection to industries , and therefore that all goods thereafter im ported should be taken out of custom houses or warehouses only upon bond to pay the additional duties when fixed by Congress. By this procedure the coming determination of Congress as to rates needed on particular goeds would go into practical effect at once , and the evasion of expected duties by anticipatory imports would be avoided. Imports for immediate sale , within the two or three months possibly required for the maturing and enactment of a new tariff , would be no more embar rassed than under the prevailing meth od while a tariff bill is pending , while imports for future distribution under j ' new duties when enacted would not be embarrassed at all. The home markets . would be to a great extent secured to American porducers , and the demand for American labor would at once be stimulated. Divided Populists. There is a serious division apparent in the ranks of the People's party over the proposition made by some of the more advanced members of the organ ization to abandon the silver issue , which shipwrecked its hopes in the lajt campaign. This is , perhaps , hardly so remarkable as might appear at the first glance. Men who set up a fetich are always slow to perceive the clay in the idol of their own construction , and in • asserting the purpose of the western ers to adhere to the free coinage idea , Mr. J. A. Edgerton , secretary of the Populist national organization , is nat ural and in character. The free coin age idea came out of the west and its fetich worshipers arc joined to their Ulols. There were unmistakable signs of the decadence of the silver idea before the result of the election which showed an overwhelming popular sentiment against it. If the campaign of educa- ticn resulted in nothing else , it at least made it apparent that there would be nothing gained by putting the nation upon a lower standard than those com mercial nations with which the Amer ican people must do business , and there would be much lost. "No Homed- for Farmer * . " ( San Francisco Call. ) The condition of agriculture in Eng land has long been of a nature so dis astrous , both to land-owners and lease holders , as to produce among them a jitate of chronic discontent. Recently , however ' , affairs have gone from bad to v. 'orse and at the present time- they are in a condition so hopeless that Lord Salisbury i is reported to have declined to receive a deputation of farmers on the expressed ground that he knew of ; 3i s own knowledge all they had to complain - : plain of , but could see no way of rem- ! cuying the evils. J Bad as this condition is , it is ren- j - dfrred worse by the fact that there j < se.-ms to be no hopeful outlook for the ] farming industry of England in the ' fu.ure. . The only possible help would ] be the establishment of a high protee- ' tiv.j tariff on farm products. , A contemporary remarks that Senator - / ator Peffer supports the good roads ( movement because he will be "directly * j interested in the condition of the I walking after the 4th of March. " Not , [ much. Mr. Peffer is editor of a "re- I form" paper , and will ride ona free i pass every time. The greatest fear in life that possesses - , sesses our free silver friends is that by ' some chance or mischance we may really - ; ly be on the road to prosperity. Omaha - - ha Bee. | The American flag will not be hauled j down anywhere while McKinley is ' president and Sherman is secretary of , staU. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. , ' fl ' ' H mjumjmmmum , < ICcprored. , H While Dr. Lyman Bccchcr was at > / H I.ano seminary , an unusual numbei / k of cases of tardiness in chapel attend- V | H anco occurred , and the blame was A - ' H laid upon the chapel bell. Dr. Beech- > 3 H cr waxud sarcastic ever the frcquont 'j l recurrence of this excuse , until one ; H morning the students , assembled as i H usual , found the services unaceount- H ably duluyod. At last Dr. Bcechor , | in drossing-gown and slippers , with H hair like the quills upon the -'fret- 1 ftil porcupine , " came jerkily down 1 the aisle , mounted the platform , and H delivered himself of the following M explanation : "Didn't hear the old M bell. Makes no more noise than a H lamb's tail rung in a fur cap. Lot us H pray. " J H NO-TO-BAC FOR FIFTY CENTS. . j H Over 4W,000 ( curod. WhynotlotNo-lo-Uac H rogu ate or romoveyonr desire for tobacco. H Saves nionoy. makes health nnd manhood. H Cure guaranteed. 50c and St.OO.nll druggists. m • • Preacher made a big mistake H Sunday , and lost a good collection. " M • • Well , he appointed a-bill collector T B to go 'round with the plate , and H blamed if every man in the congregation - H gation didn't ask him to call again H on the 13th. " ! < H .1IAKR TKX THOUSAND DOIXAKS " H bv cheAliiS 1'ASTkt'KI.SB WW ! . For purtli'illnrs H i.rltu JOHN T. MILMKEN & CO. , St. U > ui.Jio. " H I'rlsont In .Morocco. | The prisons of Morocco are the fl worst in the world. No care or at- J J tention whatever is given to the pris- | - H oners. They arc left dependent on- * r H their friends for food , and if they | / _ _ have no friends the government pro- f _ H vides only a bit of bread or a hund- J M ful of grain daily to keep tnem ulivo. ' | Sim. IVinidoiv's SootliJn.T NjJ-up H Fori-ldl < lnntf thlmr.i ncn itlioBUiii , > . riiu < - inllnm- j H mixtion , all * } J pain , cures v.inJ collisSirAt.a bottlo. fl H AlllttOllllcHl Itl/lll. w H "I have just dug up it great story ' i H about a family skeleton. " * < ad ! the < • | H new reporter. , g X _ | "So ? " answered the editor of the ir mm Weekly Tattle. "Is there any meat | to it ? " H 'J'umarltsk tlouil. H In some of the ancient temples of H Egypt perfectly sound timber of _ j M tamarisk wood has , it is said , been . M found connected with the stone work 4 | which is known to be at least 4,000 H years old. | C'ASSAUr.r.s stimu'ate liver , Kidnevs and _ _ _ bowels , ifever sicken , weaken or gripe , 10c. M Most men feel most at home when their j H wives aren't. H 1 : = r-a H 1 Persons you meet every day , H j OF BRiGHT'S DISEASE I . fl or some trouble of the kidneys , crinary 1 " Her or female organs. B H I WHAT CAN BE DONE ? 1 fl In such a serious condition you mtst I _ | secure the best remedy you can find in 1 i i H the market I f / _ _ _ _ _ H AT OKCE. 1 H There is only one absolutely sure 1 _ | cure for these troubles ? and that is 3 | I j j s j "It has stood the. test of tunc- * J M fB0Bswardmgold \ ! H ffib la ? # H Well Worth Trying For. H In the word BEAnTIFGI , are nine letlew. Ton H are smart enough to- make fourteen wonts , we tnl _ _ _ ! sure ; auti if yon do you will remve a reward Du H not use a letter moretime" than it ocenn ia the 1 word BEAUTIFUL. Useonly Engli h words. The f H Household PablUhinj and Prlntinjt Co. . proprietor * \ \ H of The Household Companion , ivill pay 850 00 In H cold to the person abl to inato the" longest list of 1 Euglisn words from the letters in the word BEAU- WWMM 7-tlU'I 9 : M f r thesecond longest ; 820X0 for the M M third : 81U.00 each for the next hve , and 85.0U each H for the next ten longest lists. The above rewards H ore given f re- , and solejy for tho.pnrpo of attract- H ina attention to our hnudsome ladies * uiauazini mM M XHK HOUSEHOLDOOMI'AXION. . SmSS5 1 forty-eight r goifinrfTmn trate < l.I testJashioni : _ H articles on Floriculture , Cycling , fookerv. General 9 M Household Hmts , etc , and storie * by the test stand- ii H ard authors ; published monthly , price a ) ccnta * H per yeor. making It the lowest-priced maaazinw W M in America. In order to ontwr the -oatea it i * H KjjffiHzi . . ? j0 V * s . end * tth ymir Ji- * - • " • rn rnm irOl > m.kt.N 2-rent stampsor i5 cents in flv .r H which will entitle you to a half-vearNa lwTitJj 1 to THE HOUSEHOLD COJap.ttloK. 1 5SWoa H to tho-aoore prizes we will givoto ercrvone j ndinS ' H us a lis : of fourteen or more words = . b"andome ii. H ver souvenir spoon. Lists should be w nt as soon ki H possible , and not later than April ZA. Irsr. so that / M vllS-f .Z1 s . uetf3ful contoiranis may b put / _ | tOHIAMO.N. v > . refer you to . , H any mercactil * W agency as to our standing. T _ | Household PHbllahine dfc I rlmirc Co- , J _ H . . - oti ltl.-r.-Knr . SU > rtrV. rk Ci . _ H p Sbr m m " ' ' wrrrg-ngg * H m Ifg'St ' SLICKER I VM Sev-j. Keeps both rider and siddlo rer--JS * 1 - PSaSS fl fectiy dry in the hardest storas. S k H • sfiTi. $ - l37 Rs . h Brand lJorr.e ! Slicker i 'r ' * ' 9 M Bttiscnhrclyncw. 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