BH H , ASH CREEK. H - J. H. Wurfield will farm the old Wright HB plucc. B jf Tliere is to he a party at I. E Necl's , H • * * * ' . Satuiday ni ht. H Mi .h Pete Colhng vi&ited Mrs. W. D. H Williams. Tuesday. H Laura and Herman Ncuman visited | H + friends near Culbeitson , last week. ' ' H • ' , Tjcssia UerliiiK left , last Saturday , to H stay a couple of week with Mrs. Mary HH H Mrs , Single of South McCook visited H • seveial daj.s Kst week , with Mrs. Henry m Sch-miel , | • .Mi Ltdii lk-aidaiee and Mr. William M DoIhii of Indianola visited the Ash creek school , lust Fiiday afternoon. I h. II. Kerns of Indianola was out on M Ash creek , last Friday , and took the H teacher , Miss llnppersett , home. fl W. D. Williams and wife called on H Henry Schamel and wife -last Friday , as H did Mis. Will Uerling and Miss Tressia H Uerling. H' Dan Korl > left McCook on No. 3 , H Sunday evening , lor the state' of Wash- H ingioii vvhrre he expects to work on a H steauiboal < n the Columbia river H Hattie Burns has quit school at In- H diauola and is attending at Ash creek. H She i > taking medical treatment for ca- v tarrh from the specialist with Dr. Gage. B A little sou of Rudolph Peduski was H hooktd in the eye , last Monday , by a B heifer. He was taken to McCook on H Tuesday for treatment from the special- | ist. His ee _ is in .1 very. critical condi- H tion , and lc : may loose the eye-hall , as H we learn that it is now hanging out from B the socket. H Gilmore vs. Mitchell. H The local laud ofnicials were engaged H . in hearing the contest case of Gilmore B versus Mitchell , Ttifnla } ' and Wednes- H day , involving a homestead in Frontier H count } ' . Quite a number of witnesses H were examined , on both sides , and the H case was taken under advisement. H Soothing for bums , scalds , chapped hands B and lips. Healing for cuts and sores. Instant - | stant relief for piles , stops pain at once. These H are the virtues of DeWitt's Witch Hazel H Salve. A. .McMillen. F.M. KIMMELL , H McCOOK , NEB. I Printer H AND Stationer. PUBLISHER OF AND DEALER IN ! Legal Blanks H I Note BOORS , H Receipt Books , H Scale Books. H DEALEK IK H Office Supplies H AND H ; STATIONERY | OF ALL KINDS. I TRIBUNE OFFICE , H I1KST DOOR NORTH , OF 1 THE POSXOFFICE M MCCOOK , - NEBRASKA , m ? v r .RED WILLOW. Charlie Baker is home. Rev. Jucbb Ijjong preached nt Red Willow , Sunday. I3euj. Baker , Mr. Penney and William By field have each filled their dugouts with ice. William Myers and Horace Taylor have also laid in a supply. A good many loads of corn are being deposited in Beuj. Baker's granary. J.F. Helm and William Byfield are also purchasing corn in spite of the fact that they have good crops of corn of their own. There was a joint meotiug of tbe Y.P.S.C.E. on Sunday at the Chris tian church , then the members of this , society repaired to Indianola and a joint meetitig was held there. The occasion was an anniversary of the society. T. K. Quigley's little son got quite severely hurt as he stepped from the wagon , last Sunday. In stead of putting his foot on the platform , he put it between the platform and the wagon. His fall hurt his face and they were com pelled to leave Sunday school and take , the little lad home in an al most fainting condition. He is mending fast , we learn. Minutes seem like hours when a life is at stake. Croup < ; ives no time to send for a doc tor , delay may mean death. One Minute Cough Cure gives instant reliet and insures recovery. Hie only Inrmless remedy that produces immediate results. A. McMillen. PROSPECT PARK. J. H. Wade had the ill luck to lose a fine calf , last week. Eugene Dunham took a load of stovewood to the city , Monday. Miss Essie Dunham spent Sun day afternoon with Mrs.J.H.Wade. L. A. Stephens marketed some very fine porkers at McCook on Saturday. Mrs. C. E. Boatman aud Miss Mattie Shears called at Eugene Dunham's , Sunday afternoon. Mrs. L. A. Stephens is in Mc Cook , this week , guest of her par ents , Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Boatman. Mrs. Jacob Pickrell has been having quite a severe attack of rheumatism , the past week or two , but is better now. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Boatman aud Mr. and Mrs. L. A. Stephens spent Thursday evening of last week at R. M. Wade's. A few months ago , Mr. Byron Every or Woodstack , Mich. , was hadly afflicted with- rheumatism. His right leg was swollen the full length , causing him great suffering. He was advised to trv Chamberlain's Pain Balm. The first hottle of it helped him considerably and the second bottle effected a cure. The 25 and 50 cent sizes are for sale by L.V. . McConnell - Connell & Co. , Druggists. TYRONE. J. W. Holmes' little boy is sick. The revival meetiugs closed on Thursday night. - Mrs. Kite returned home to Bartley , Monday. In the fracas Tommy Ryan struck Billy Patterson. We learn that P. N. Fough will farm E. S. Moore's place , this sea son. Levi Kimptoti , who has been farming near Cambridge , the past two years , will occupy his formei house near here , the coming year. Rev.B. S. Haywood of Holdrege is expected here , soon , to deliver hiH lecture on education. There will be a small admittance fee to aid local church interests. Other lectures planned for will be free. A GOOD LETTER. FROM THE CI.KRK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. Fernandina , Fla. , Feb. 28 , 1896. Mr. J. George Suhrer , Druggist , City. Dear George : Please send a bottle of Chamber lain's Cough Remedy. I would not feel easy if I knew there was none of this valuable Rem edy in the house. I have given it a fair test and consider it one of the "very best remedies for croup that I have ever found. One dose has always been sufficient , although I use it freely. Any cold my children contract yields very readily to this medicine. I can consci entiously recommend it for croup and colds in children. Yours respectfully , Geo. E. Wolff. Sold by L. W. McConnell & Co. , Druggists. , , ' - „ T- - • * A LONG INSIDE PASSAGE. fTaTlgatlng tbe Ocean Among Thousand * of Inlands. Whatever may bo said andmachcan be of ( he beauties of the Alaskan coast , it in not inviting to the seafaring man , and especially tbe muster who is taking a ship by the inside rontp from Paget sound to Sitka or Juneau for the first time , a feat , so it is claimed , impossi ble of accomplishment by a continuous voyage save through the assistance of a good pilot. This passageway formed by tbe mainland coasts of British Co lumbia and Alaska and a chain of is lands ranging in length from 5 to 250 miles is from 100 yards to several miles in width. The cbaunols proper are of unusual depth. In places from 300 to 400 fathoms of water are fre quently found. From the smooth , glassy surface ledges and reefs , assassiiiB of the sea , lurk , ready to send some ship , humanity laden , to the bottom. In these waters the lead is supplanted by wbistlo echoes from the laud , ( bis being the only method during a fog by which the oaptaiu or pilot guides bis vessel along a safe way. Old sna captains say there is no wa ter course in the world where in unfa vorable weather such skill is required as to guide a ship via the channels on a voyage from the sound and return , the round trip to Sitka being more than half the distance of the voyage across the Atlantic. The Pacific Coast Steam ship company's vessels running to Alas ka are always manned with two pilots each in the winter and spring and are never withont one pilot. With at least two of this company's vessels uqw run ning to Alaska the captaius themselves served an apprenticeship of many years at piloting. The outside passage , the ouo by the open ocean , is seldom used , on account of the unfavorable winds which prevail for a distauco of over 50 miles out to sea , rendering a vessel's progress much slower , to say nothing of the danger of ships being caught in a gale and driven ashore. With the dauger from wreck almost eliminated by the employment of professional pilots , the inside passage is rendered a most delightful voyage , as it abounds in beautiful scenery and is free from winds. Seattle Post-Intelli gencer. FEATHERED DRUNKARDS. Shocking Depravity on the Part of Birds Witnessed by Andrew I.ang. A queer story is told by Mr. Andrew Lang The incident came under bis own notice and occurred under the bridge over the Lochy , below the Ben Nevis Long John distillery. From this tale it is obvious that animals are only sober from lack of wit to obtain alcohol : "That establishment disgorges into a burn a quantity of refuse , no doubt al coholic. When we crossed the bridge in the morning to fish , the ducks from the farm opposite were behaving in a drunk en and disorderly manner flying , heat ing the water , diving , spluttering and greedily devouring the stuff from the distillery. Their antics were funny , but vulgar. By 2 o'clock we found the ducks sleeping off ( he effects of their debauch. We awakened them , and they all staggered eagerly to a bucket of water - ter , from which they quenched the torments - . ments of thirst. A small sea bird behav ed in a still more deplorable way. He slowly drifted down the Lochy from the ( fatal intoxicating buru , nor could peb bles judiciously thrown afc him induce bim to take the wing. He tried to dive , . making efforts comic and unsuccessful. After drifting through the bridge I regret - ' , gret to say that he returned to the burn and "took a cup of kindness yet , " get- J ting all the more intoxicated and drift- I 1 ! ing back in a yet moredeplorablocondiI I . ' tion. What a lesson , we said , is this to mankind , who , after all , need not speak of their boasted reasonableness ! The wild and tame things of stream and ocean are as uuwiso as we. " Reason In the I-ower Animals. Wo have a fox terrier whoso happiness - ness was complete until Dodgerfield came. She is very affectionate , consequently quently very jealous. If looks and growls would kill , Dodgerfield would die many times a day. Both dogs eat from the same plate , but not at the same time. One day last week we fed Dodgerfield first. Tbe fox terrier was very hungry and begged hard for first dinner. Dodger seemed to eat more slowly than usual , and Nettie watched dolefully. Finally huuger got the better of her honesty , and she barked sharply three short barks. Dodger left bis plate and sprang to the window , looking excitedly up aud down the road. Nettio looked neither to the right nor the left , but made straight for the plate of food as soon as Dodger's back was turned. If this was not an exhibition of reason and human intelMgenco , then mankind in general possesses a largo degree of ani mal "instinct. ' Dog Fancier. Two Joists of Presidents. John Adahis. George Washingtou. J. Q. Adams. Thomas Jefferson. W. H. Harrison. James Hadison. John Tyler. Jame3 Monroe. James K. Polk. Andrew Jackson. Franklin Pierce. Martin Van Buren. James Buchanan. Zachary Taylor. R. B. Hayes. Millard Fillmore. James A. Garfield. Abahram Lincoln. Chester A. Arthur. Andrew Johnson. Benjamin Harrison. D. S. Grant. Grover Cleveland. There they are about half and half. It is worthy of note that the two term presidents are all in the right hand col umn. Those in the left hand column were college graduates ; those in the other column were not. Western Teacher. 5,004,000,000,000 Descendants. Every known plant is occasionally in habited by its own peculiar aphis , or plant louse. These curious insects breed with wondei/ul rapidity , a French nat uralist proving that a pair of them will within six weeks produce five genera tions , or a grand total of 5,904,900- 000,000 descendants. St. Louis Repub- . lie. J DAC0ITS OF BURMA. Though somewhat changed they still exist to plunder. Authorities Are Unable to Stop the Thiev ing and Bo Not Often Captnro One of the Dacoits A Sample Catte of the Inef ficiency of the Police Ofllcers. Burma is one of the countries that are changing very fast , and ono of tbe things that have changed in Burma is the dacoit. The sportive gentlemou de scribed by Kudyard Kipling and others who crucified villagers wholesale and filled old ladies with keroseuo were flourishing in full vigor less than ton years ago , but they already belong as completely to ( ho past as Dick Tnrpin and his colleagues in England. No doubt a fresh war or any event seriously shak ing the British power or reputation might produce a recrudescence of the old disease , but in the meantime the dacoits have entirely ohauged their habits. In stead of living together in bands in the jungle they ere scattered through sepa rate villages in the guise of peaceful cultivators. During the day each man attends to his paddy fields just like his neighbors , and it is only at night that they meet together for the dispatch of their more important and lucrative busi ness. ness.Dacoity as defined by law is simply robbery committed by u band of five men or more , and it is important only becausp of the Barman's strong natural propensity toward it and the great diffi culties which his national character places in the way of his detection. It must always bo remembered that , Burma - ma being in a transition stage and ! much less settled than India and the government being extremely short hand- | cd , an immense amount of various kinds j of work falls upon each single English official. Hence it is wholly impossible for hirryto exercise any close or detailed supervision over any particular part of , his district. This of itself renders the i detection of criminals a difficult mat- ' ter. When the dacoits were in the woods , 1 it was simply a case of turning out oc- casioually to hunt them down. At present - ent the matter must necessarily bo left chiefly in the bands of natives. Now , the natives are for the most ' part honest and tolerably law abiding , ! and they have no sympathy whatever J with a man who goes dacoiting , but the • dacoit goes armed , and the supinenocH 1 and cowardice of the Burman in the presence of arms , more particularly of , firearms , are something almost incom prehensible to the western mind. It is ' quito sufficient for a party of half a dozen i men to have a gun among them effectt ive or useless , loaded or empty , matters little , the mere show is enough and they may go fearlessly to work in the midst of a crowd. No one will interfere j with them. In more than one instance . bold robbers have made successful at tacks when armed merely with their j dabs the dagger which every Burman carries and with a pretended rifle made of a stick , with which they frightened off all opposition. 1 \ But perhaps the strange workings of the native character are best exhibited J in the following case , which occurred quite recently. The facts are vouched . for by an English officer : There was a band of five men who were in the habit J I of practicing dacoity occasionally. Three " > of them came from the same village ; J not a common thing , as it makes detection - J ' tion easier the fourth from atother 5 5 village , and , as for the fifth , no man i S knows whence ho came , for reasons that " will appear. Ono night these five men , : armed with nothing but their knives • and snears. which are used for fish in 2 . I \ in lower Burma , entered a house , tied up the owner and began plundering. Now , this Bouse was in a large village , containing not only a population of some 1,400 , but a police post with 15 native policemen armed with sniders. The alarm was given and the hnuso surrounded , and then there was a pause. The robbers continued their work nndis- 1 turbed within. The villagers , some 200 or 800 ablebodied men , all more or less armed , sat around on the dam which surrounds and protects every house on the delta , looked down on tbe house and discussed the question. The police stood rather nearer the house and fired shots into it through the bamboo walls , hurt ing no one. I 1 One solitary policeman after a time volunteered to advance. He crept up quite close to the house and fired in through an opening in the wall. Then he went farther and actually put his head and part of his body through the hole , apparently to see what execution he had done. One of the robbers prompt ly pinned him to the ground with a fish spear and killed him. By this time they had completed their preparations ; so they sallied forth , each man with his pack of plunder on his back. Though the house was surrounded , they appear to have had no difficulty in making their way through , only the police fired after them with buckshot and hit three of them in the back , not seriously wounding them. But one of the band had the misfortune to stumble and fall. Instantly the crowd rushed upon him , and before ho could rise literally hacked j 1 him to pieces , and so effectively that not the slightest clew to his identity remained. He was absolutely destroyed. No ono knows even what was his na tionality. The other four get clear away. Public Opinion. A licmarknblo Freezing ; Mixture. A majority of readers know that a mixture of two parts of pounded ice and ouo part of common salt will reduce the temperature of anything inclosed seas as to bo wholly surrounded by the mix ture ( say a milk can in an ice cream freezer ) , to a point 36 degrees below that at which water freezes. There are but few readers , however , that know of the remarkable properties of a mixture of chloride of lime and ice. A mixture of three parts of crystallized chloride of lime and two parts of ice forms a combination that will freeze mercury in seven minutes. St. Louis Republic. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = . . JH $ $250,000 j m l Hmglil Given Away I H ilBG9i i Blackwell's g H r K ZZnTxmaaK3am ww You wi fina ° nc coup ° in- I l H o -iU . g - i ' . . silc cach 2.ollcc bag , and two S9aH . U coupon : * ir.sids each 4-ouncc g Ea § The Best h g. ' Uuy a bag , read the coupon . 5 JcWI M 0 Smoking YobaCCO fVIack- " - Iww t > ret y-nir share. g , r | Read the best coun ty newspaper that's The ' McCook Tribune ever .y time. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Sax. Cures Piles. Scalds , Burns. Comfort to California. Every Thursday afternoon , a tourist sleeping car for Salt Lake City , San Hraneisco and Los Angeles leaves Oma ha and Lincoln via the Burlington Route. It is carpeted , upholstered in rattan , has , spring seats and backs and is pro vided with curtains , bedding , towels , soap. etc. An experienced excursion conductor , and a uniformed Pullman porter ter 1 accompany it through to the Pacific coast. < While neither as expensively fin ished i nor as fine to look at as a palace hleeper , it is just as goods to ride in. Second class tickets are honored and the price ' of a berth , wide enough and big enough for two , is only $5.00. For a folder giving full particulars , call at the nearest IJ & M. R. R. ticket office , , or write to J. Francis. Gen'l Pass'r Agent , Burlington Route , Omaha , Nebr. For a Mere Song. A limited muuher of novels by best living authors for sale at this ottice at five cents a copy. Only a few left. Wanted-An Idea SS Protect your ideas ; ther may brine you wealth. Write JOHN WEDDEKBtJRN & CO. . Patent Attor neys , Washington , D. C.tor their SLEW ) prize offer and list of two hundred inventions wanted. DeWitt's Little Early Risers , ; The famous little pills. FKEE EDUCATION. f An education at Harvard , Vale , or any other ; college or institution of learning in the United * States , or in the New England Conservator ) of * , .Music , can be secured by any ) oun > f man or J | w oman who is in earnest. Write for particulars J quickly. JAMKS D. 15AI.I. , j " t.6 Hroomfield Street , ISoston , MasJ | Farmer's Sons \ j j f ( - . We will employ you at $50 per 5 Sv ) month. Write quickly. i lC ) v J I'UKITAN" I'UHI.ISIIINO Co. , 5 ; > 56 Hroomfield Street , ! l C Huston , Mass. / FARINGTON POWER , - LAWYER. iSFTractice in all the courts. Collections. Notary Public. Upstairs m the Spearman building , McCook , Nebraska. JOHN E. KELLEY , ATTORNEY AT LAW McCook , Nebraska. las'"Agent of Lincoln Land Co. Oftice Rear of First National bank. J. B. BALLARD , @ DENTIST. © All dental work done at our office is guar anteed to he first-class. We do all kinds of Crown , Bridge and Plate Work. Drs. Smith & Bellamy , assistants. jMRS. E. E. UTTER.J.- . MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR. Piano , Organ , Guitar and Banjo VOICE TRAINING A SPECIALTY. j "Studio Opposite Postoffice. } W. V. GACE. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON McCook , Nebraska. J20fnce hours 9 to 11 a. m. , 2 to 5 and 7 to 9 p. m. Rooms Over the First National bank. Night calla answered at the office. J. A. GUNN , PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON McCook , Nebraska. ; 3F"0fn ce Over C. A. Leach's jewelry store. Residence 701 Main street. Prompt atten tion given to all calls. ANDREW CARSON , Proprietor of the . . . . A , y SUNNY SIDE DAIRY ; We respectfully solicit your business , and guarantee pure milk , full measure , and prompt , courteous service. Do Not Stop Tobacco ! * H How to Cure Yourself While , H Using It. h The tobacco habit erows on m.in uulU his M nervous system is seriously affected , impairing j H health , comfort and happinessTo quit suddenly / BH is too severe a shock to the system , as tobacco to J l an inveterate user becomes a stimulant that his 1 svstciu continually craves. "If.icco-Curo" is a H scientific cure for the tobacco habit , in all its forms , M carefully compounded after the formula of an cm M iuent Iterlin physician who has used it in his private * M practice since 1K7.2 , without a failure. It is purely H vegetable and guaranteed perfectly harmless. Vou j H can use all the tobacco you want while Inking H "It.icco-Curo. " It will notify you when to stop. H cgive a written guarantee to cure permanently H any ease , with three boxes , or refund the money H with 10 percent , interest. "Hacco-Curo" is not a H substitute , but a scientific cure , that cures without H the aid of will power aud with no inconvenience. J H It haves the system as pure aud free from nicotine | as tiic day you took your first chew or smoke. j H Cured by Baoco-Curo and Gained H Thirty Pounds. 1 From hundreds of testimonials , the originals 01 H which are on tile and open to inspection , the fol J lowing is presented : j H Clayton , Nevada Co. , Ark. , Jan. 3 $ . | Eureka Chemical .V Mfg. Co. , I.a Crosse. Wis.- H Gentlemen : For forty years I used tobacco in al. H its forms. For twenty-five years of that time I H was a great sufferer from general debility and heart H disease. For fifteen years I tried to quit , but H couldn't. I took various remedies , among others , H ' Xo-To-15.ic " " " M - - , "The Indian Tobacco Antidote , "Double Chloride of Gold , " etc. , etc. . but none of t them did me the least bit of good. Finally how J H i'ut , I purchased a box of your "Hacco-Curo" and t it has entirely cured me of the habit in all its forms , | aud I have increased thirty pounds in weight and H am relieved of all tbe numerous aches and pain ; , of H body and mind. I could write a quire of paper upon - _ H on my changed feelings and condition. M Yours respectfully , I' . II. Maiuiukv , * J H Pastor C. I * . Church , Clayton , Ark. H H Sold by all druggists ati.oo per box ; three boxes , H ( thirty days treatment ) $ - ' .50 , with written guarantee - | tee , or sent direct upon receipt of price. V\ rite for H booklet and proofs. Kureka Chemical & Mfg. Co. , . ' | I .a Crosse , Wis. , and Boston , Mass. | | J. S. McBRAYEli , jB I'ROPRIETOR of the ' & . H McCook Transfer Line. M BUS , BAGGAGE AND EXPRESS. k 23gr ° Oiily furniture van in the H city. Also have a first class house | moving outfit. Leave orders for | | bus calls at Commercial hotel or M at oftice opposite the depot. , | = = = = = = = = = = = f H Ciase ! Co. Land and Jve Stock Os. . H Horses branded on lert hip or left shoulder | MW P-O. add read Imperial j H l | H9HPQrIt-e. Nebraska. Kaagfe. | Tjjff jt'aklntr Water and the * j H Z French man creeks , in M PBB VI Chase county. Nebraska. ' * l H * * & = _ Jl ! ' { rHnd asctitons'ileof " * H HnEMH some animals , on hip and H wheii51thlBSSi. of aome-or . - any M fl R-I-P-A-N-S u. H The modern stand- ! B W ard Family Medi- j H w cine : Cures the M common every-day S J ills of humanity. fl T MARK : S JTJIiTUS KTOfEKT , j Carpet Laying , - , I Carpet Cleaning. .1 , TRra „ 0ffireTreuUUS KWERT ' ' 1 i > ' i ' ij