The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, November 13, 1896, Image 3

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    \ TJic IJMt Way of riantlnp Ilnlb * .
After ordering your bulbs set about
m getting u compost rcaJy in which to
K / . - ' > 0t l'lemAs ' good a toil as any is one
RJh " composed of ordinary garden loan : ,
K. " fcands , and well-rotted cow manure in
K equal parts. One-third sand may seem
K Jilcc too much of a treed thing1 , but it
B * isn't. .Nowhere in the world arc bct-
K | tef bulbs grown than in Hollandwhose ,
so > l 'b nearly all sand. Hotter bulbs
H can be grown in clear sand , properly
R fertilized , than in the richest of soil
K\ without sand. lix your compost well
K- and have it fine and mellow. It is very
Bt important that the manure should be
ffit old. Fresh manure is harmful to all
Mjj bulbous plants , out or in doors. I
Kf should advise the growing of several
H | bulbs in the same pot. Ladies' Home
Ba Journal.
Hi
P/ An I'cs : Cocktail to Iiegln the Day.
f f The man who wants a cocktail in
H i the morning which does not contain
H m any alcohol and which acts us a bracer
ft w ? can now get one if he applies at any
well cafe for " coclc-
Kt regulated an "egg -
O tail. " An egg cocktail is a very sim-
K fi pic and harmless concoction. It is well
B l/i known in certain sections of the city
K f already. Here is the way it is made :
Hftp , Take an egg and break it into a glass ,
Bf' ' } put in pepper and salt , squeeze the
t > juice of a lemon into the glass , and
Bv your cocktail is ready. The lemon
H' juice is credited with the ability to re-
KV move any unpalatable taste the raw
H ' t egg may contain. Xew York Times.
Pf T.ctt Dcstltnte !
u Not of worldly goods , but of earthly coiu-
| E ! forts , is the poor wretch tormented by ma-
V' laria. The fell scourjrc 1b , however , shorn
V , of its then < ; in advance bv Hostettor's
V / Stomach Hitters , its only sure ' preventatfvo
m/l Itld remedy. Dyspepsia , biliousness , con-
H1/ btipatioa , rlieumatism and iiurvousnrf-s and
f Uiauey complaints are : iKo amnnir the bodl-
H v Jy alllictlons which this kenilircnt medicine
? -fc overi-cse ? with certainty. Use it syste-
B" / xnatlcaiTy.
• > X The liest Work.
Generally good , useful work , whether
r V of the hand or head , is either ill paid
K1 ! or not P id at all 1 don 't say it should
H ? be so , but it always is so. People , as a
H-I rule , only pay for being amused. For
" 3 , being cheated , not for being served.
KM\ \ ) Five thousand a year to your talker
Er . and a shilling a day to your fighter ,
Br > , ; digger and thinker , is the rule. 2sone
E ' of the best head work in art , literature
K j , * j or science is ever paid for. How much
m u do you think Homer got for his "Iliad ? "
Bf [ f Or Dante for his "Paradise ? " ' Only
mt' * . bitter bread and salt and going up and
M f down other people ' s stairs
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Ep- rirasure Still to Be Had.
HIh From Indianapolis Journal.
Kf\ "Ky gosh , Bill , " said the farmer with
HP "the square jaw , * 'to my own knowledge
Br i' you have changed yer campaign but-
B" / ton four times , accordin' to the speaker
H | ? * you heerd last. What you goin' to do
1' ' I when the campaign's over ?
V 4 "Wai , " said the farmer with the
K < ; straggling yeilow whiskers , "what' to
B < V \ prevent me goin' to protracted meetin'
B i K an' getti'n' religion , same's Ive done
B r-ii ev'ry winter fer f fteen vears ? "
bd -
Blg Mrs. H. C. Ayer of Ilichford , Vt. ,
> % v. "writes : "After having fever I was
'
B&f -very much debilitated and had dj's- *
H • ' pepsia so bad I could scarcely eat
L.v. * . anything. A little food caused bloat-
r { ing and burning in the stomach
HMy"i with pain and much soreness in my
Btf . side and a great deal of headache.
Bea' \ My phj'sician seemed unable to help
B W me and I continued in this condition
"until I took Dr. Kay ' s Benovator
> s -which completely cured me. " Sold
_ by druggists at 23 cts. and 51. See
Kwi advL
B j § Wasps as l'aper-niakers ,
B1Sr ° * on v ° vrasPs make paper , but
B1f * even card-board ; In South America
Bvf there is a species of wasp that manu-
BiXl iactures a card-board so smooth and
B-fl Urm that it may be written or drawn
BJB Tipon and it is in one way superior to
B jfev l e ar"ticle made by man , as it is water-
Bji | proof. The heaviest rains will not
JS\ dampen the interior of the cardboard
& nest made by these wasps.
JBe. A Copy of The Companiim's Art Calendar
aB for387. wiiich rivals the famous'"Yard of-
2SK Itoses" published by The Companion a few
* 3 . . years apo. is Riven free to every new sub-
aflSi hcrlber to The Companion for lsi7. To new
} $ & subscribers the paper is also sent free from
* S1' the time the subscription is received till
ssr * January. 1S97. Thus new subscribers will
at * . receive , free , a handsome four-pase foldins
Mm ! \ calendar , lithographed in twelve colors ,
sSL The Companion free Every weole to .lanu-
WBt arj % 1S)7. and for a full year to J anuary.lSD ; ! ,
Jgw by sendins : the publishers S1.7. > , one year's
flffi subscription. Illustrated prospectus for
| i HS7 free. Address The Youth's Companion ,
jjjjgB 203 Columbus Avenue , Boston , Mass.
K The feiv Woman Paradise.
MT The new woman should take her
11 | way to Burmah. There , travelers say ,
jjjjf. is the only place on earth where true
| H equality exists between the sexes. In
1JB spite of this , it is claimed that no worn-
JSj ? en are more womanly than the Bur-
bHL -inese women , whose good sense en-
\JBp ables them to see the line where they
jHB -ought to stop. In the higher classes
she always has a trade , and runs her
* "business on her own responsibility.
* 85 The man who gives help to another , learn9
/ V liow test to help himself.
M A THOUGHT \
IW 1 THAT K8LLED
[ % | A MAN ! f
L R 2 | lE thought that he could trifle |
fc nfe 5 * * - with disease. He was run |
M f } down in health , felt tired and |
Hll I worn out , complained of dizzi- |
J | | 5 ness , biliousness , backaches |
P ps 3 and headaches. His liver and |
zmM. 5 kidneys were out of order. |
3Fmk $ He thought to get well by |
W' § dosing : himself with cheap >
tot remedies. And then came |
B t , the ending. He fell a victim %
L B * * "to BriKIts disease ! The i 1
* Mp -J-tnoney he ought to have in- |
H } - 5 vested in a safe , reliable | 1
HN , * remedy went for a tombstone. | ]
Hb 5 I i
f kt * * e ony standard remedy | '
fe I * n ne world for kidney and | (
" | liver complaints , it is the | s
W i # * only remedy which physicians 5 t
* $ universally prescribe. It is | t
E 1 the only remedy that is back- | ,
< $ ML < cd by the testimony of thou- |
" * 5 sands whom it has relieved |
S $ and cured. 1 *
WM THERE IS NOTH1MC ELSE | t
Wk | THAT CAw TAKE STS FLACE t
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CHILDREN'S COSNM.
GOOD READING FOR BOYS AND
GIRLS.
,
A > Wcj Tcmptntlon "The Hand that
iochn the Crado Ik the Hand that
Kuli'H the "World" The lortqulto'B
Tool-Box. Other Sketches.
ROSE at midnight
and beheld tha
sky , n
Sown thick with
#
stars , like
grains of gold
en sand ,
, _ -Which God had
tM * r 4 scattered loose-
/M H y ly from Hi3
% * & hand
Upon the floor-
ways of His house on high.
And straight I pictured to my spirit's
eye ,
The giant worlds , their course by
vdsdom planned.
The weary wastes , the gulfs no sight
hath spanned ,
And endless time forever passing by.
Then , filled with wonder and a secret
dread ,
I crept to where my child lay fast
asleep ,
With chubby arms beneath his golden
head ,
"What cared I then for all the stars
above ?
One little face shut out the boundless
deep ,
One little heart revealed the heaven
of love.
XolHe's Temptation.
( By Amy Alice Hooper. )
There lived in a large city a little
girl whose name was Nellie. She had
several pets , of which one was a little
bay pony , on whose back she often
went cantering over the hills.
She always went to Sunday school
on the Lord's day , and loved her Sun
day school teacher very much.
One Sunday morning her little friend ,
Susan Allen , came over to see her and
asked her if she would go nutting with
her.
"We can take our ponies and have
a jolly time , can't we ? " said Susan.
"Well , Susie , I always go to Sunday
school on the Lord's day. I haven't
missed a Sunday yet , and I would hate
to break my rule. "
"Oh , that don't matter. It won't
hurt to miss just one Sunday. Go ask
your mamma. I think she will let you
go. "
"Mamma isn't here. She went to see
a sick neighbor. "
"Well , then , so much the better. Put
on your coat and cap and let us ts
off. "
So Nellie donned her riding habit
and they set out on their 'trip. They
took a small satchel of cookies and
Gweet meats for their luncheon , as they
were not coming back until evening.
Nellie thought her mamma would not
come home until late in the evening ,
but , instead , she came home in the forenoon -
noon , and not finding Nellie there ,
she supposed she had gone * home with
some of her friends.
When Nellie and Susie had gathered
all the nuts they wanted , they started
homeward. It was dusk before they
arrived. How quickly Nellie put the
ponj * into the barn , and how softly she
crept into the house that evening.
Nellie soon went to her room , and
was preparing to get into bed when
her mamma stepped in. She kissed
Nellie , and said to her :
"I hope m5' little girl has had a nice
time. What did you learn at Sunday
school to-day ? "
Nellie couldn't keep the tears back.
She threw her arms around her mam
ma's neck and told her it was harder to
act a lie than to tell one. Then out
came the whole storj * .
Her mamma kissed her a great many
times and told her she was sorry she
had not gone to Sunday school , but she
was happy because her littled augh-
ter did not tell a lie about it. Nellie
stopped crying and told her mamma
she would never miss Sunday school
again for another nutting or any other
worldly pleasure. And she is keeping
her promise.
The Mosquito's Tool-Box.
The tool-bos of the mosquito is really
a wonderful concern , and contains no
less than six distinct instruments of
torture. These include two lances of
the most delicate pattern , a spear with
I
a double-barbed head , a needle or drill
of exquisite fineness , a saw that sur-
j passe anything made by the hands of
a man , and a pump whose wonderful
efficiency and perfect pattern make it
one ( of the marvels of nature.
When a mosquito starts to draw
blood he does so in a scientific way.
Before anything further is said , "he"
must be corrected , for all stinging
mosquitoes are of the female gender
only. , She takes her double-headed <
spear , then , and jabs it into the flesh , ]
unloosens one of the lances from her
tool box , and inserts it into the wound , • '
and proceeds to cut a hole for the introduction - <
troduction of the delicate suction pump.
H the hole is not large enough , the <
saw is brought into action anc' a slit 6
taken out of the side.
There are about thirty varieties of *
mosquito in the United States alone.l
The eggs , long and oval in shape , are (
deposited on the water in masses and t
stick together in such an adhesive way
that yon might pour tons of water over
them and they would still retain tneir
hold on one another. j
In a few days the eggs hatch , and c
the larva drops into the water , head ,
downward. As the mosquito is an aira
breathing insect , you might naturally a
think that it woild drown , with its s
: ad subserved in this helpless way : I 1
but nature has provided it with a curi
ous and useful air tube projecting from
on © side of the tail , so that when it
wishes to breathe It lifts Its tail and
draws air into the special tube. Meanj
while it goes floating over the water ,
biting at all klnd3 of refuse with its
strong , snapping jaws.
Next , Miss Mosquito turns a somer
sault , and could now pose as the skel
eton woman in a museum , so thin and
delicate is she , not to cay transparent.
The tail grows quickly into a double
paddle , used In sculling over the wa
ter. After skimming about for a month
the wings begin to grow , and Miss Mo
squito is ready to enter the aerial
stage of her existence.
God Heart * You
A man was at work in a city depot ,
saj's the Journal and Messenger , hand
ling baggage. Some of it was very
heavy , and difficult to manage alone.
He lost his patience at last , and began
to swear and curse terribly. A little
girl had been watching him , and when
she heard his wicked oaths she seemed
shocked and frightened. She became
excited presently , and cried out :
"Oh , please don't talk 'like that !
Don't you know God hears you ? "
The man was startled by her ear
nestness , and looked about , as if half-
expecting to find himself face to face
with a listening God. The child's words
brought a conviction of his wickedness
home to him. "Don't you know that
God hears you ? " kept ringing in his
ears as he went on with his work. But
he did not swear again that day. He
could not rid himself of the sense of
God's nearness which the little girl's
question had given him. He went
home in a sober , thoughtful mood. He
seemed so unlike himself that his wife
thought he must be sick.
"No , I'm not sick , " he told her ,
" ? ut I'm thinking out something. "
All that night a voice kept saying
over and over to him , "God hears you. "
It was the turning point in his life ,
He kept on thinking until he "thought
out" his salvation. The words of the
child had done more than all the sermons -
mons he had ever listened to , for they
made him think of God as he had never
thought of him before.
Always Pleasant.
A colored girl said to her employer
one day , "Miss Martha , I am afraid of
that 3'ounF lady. "
"What young lady ? " said Miss
Martha.
"Miss Carrie , the young lady what
stays here. "
"Well , why- are you afraid of her ? "
" 'Cause I never hear her say anything -
thing but something pleasant about
people. "
"Well , I'm sure I think that is very
nice in her , and nothing to complain
of , or to be afraid of , either. "
"No'm , only I was just a-thinking
I never see anybody before that way ,
and maybe she was not all right. "
"I will tell you , " said Miss Martha ;
"she told me once that her father had
often told her when she was a little
girl if she could not say anything good
about anybody , not to say anything
at all , and I think she is trying to do
as her father said. Oh ! if we could all
only follow this rule , how much hap-
pier the world would be. "
"Would that we had more such fathers -
ers and daughters , " remarks the Christian -
tian Observer. _
The Dangers oC Divers.
The greatest danger to those who
dive into the sea for valuables that
have been sunk is that of falling
asleep.
On a hot day the contrast between
the heat above and the delicious coolness -
ness below water is apt to make a diver
sleepy. One of these men recently
stated that he once slept half an hour
at the bottom of a wreck where he was
laying a pipe.
Supposing that had happened in a
channel where the tide runs so swift5
ly that a diver can work only during
the one hour of slack water , the deadly -
ly rush of tide would have snapped
the life-line and hose. Then in working -
ing wrecks there is the danger of getting -
ting jammed in , between freight , or of
getting the hose or line entangled.l
When the hose snaps at a great depth
the tremendous pressure kills the diver.
He is frightfully distorted by it.
' "The Hand that Itoelcs the Cradle. "
Mr. John Bigelow , in the Idler , tells
a : story of the kaiser , a canoe , and the
empress. ( One daj * the emperor ac
cepted ' at Mr. Bigelow's hand a little
cruising ' cance of American build , and
was very enthusiastic about it.
"AIL my boys shall be canoists ! " he
said. ;
said.The
The empress soon afterward spoke to
Mr. Bigelow about this canoe ; and of
course < he spread before her the glories
of ( shooting down a swift stream ,
through * foaming rapids , and between
threatening ' rocks. But her majesty ' '
did not share his enthusiasm at least ,
not for her children. She said : !
"Oh , no ! That is too dangerous. I
shall never allow my children in a
canoe. "
"But , " protested Mr. Bigelow. "the
emperor has already given his con- !
sent. " }
"Oh , that may be , " said she , with J
the sweetest of smiies in the direction
of her husband. "He may be emperor
of Germany , but I am the emperor of
the nursery. " .
I
A ( Ircat Game. t
"Why , Jacky , open the dcor and let i 1
Katie in. Don't you see it's raining ? " j :
cried Jacky s mother. i <
"I can't , mamma , " said Jacky , "we
are playing Noah's Ark. I'm Noah , i i
and Katie is the sinners , and she must ' 3
stay out in the wet. " Harper's Round I
TaLIo
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Receiver's Sale of Clothing.
Owing to the recent unsettled condition
it the business \vord the great clothing
louse "The Eoll" or 450 , 45'2jf.C State St. ,
Dhirago , was forced into the hands of a re-
j ; oiver. This stock comr.rises S2C2.481 worth
'of ' the finest Clothing , Gouts I'urnishiuR
Uoods , Hats and Shoes that money could
biry , and as this wus considered too great u
itock to throw onto the Chicago market it
vas divided Into 5 different stocis , ouo of
which was shipped to Omaha , and now oc-
: upies the Luildin 1514 Douglus St. , be
tween 15th and 10th streets. Now , ns wo do
. aot expect to realize over 40 cents on the
I dollar on this stock , you cannot afford to
miss this" chance. \ \ o will quote you u few
prices and puarantee that if you are not
perfectly satisfied with our bargains wo
will cheerfully pay your railroad fare. All
goods marked in pluin figures and strictly
one price. Men's suits , all wool , Llnck and
folors , for business , $2.75 to $4.50 ; Men's
Clay Worsted and Dress suite , from $3.75 to
the silk lined at SS.75 ; Men's Ulsters irom
2.50toi5.75 for an Irish Frieze ; Dross
Coats , § 3.05 to S9.00 ; Boys' Long Pants
Suits , § 1.0J to $4.00 ; Boys' Knee Pants
Suits , 4 to 14 years , from "JO cents to S2.75.
All leading brands of linen collars 1 cent
each. Good half hose 1 cent a pair. For
the finest 82.0J Men's Dress Shirts , 50 cts. ,
Wilson Bros , regular $1 shirts ; Good Men's
Pants , 50 cents each. A good pair of
Men's Shoes , 00 cents , and other things
just as cheap but too numerous to mention ,
ttemembor the p'ace , 3514 Douglas , will
open Saturday. Nov. 14. Look lor sign ,
"Receiver's Sale , " between Fifteenth and
Sixteenth streets , Omaha , Neb.
Gingerbread.
The secret of making dark , "crackly"
gingerbread , shiny on top. is to bear
in mind that the shortening must be
poured boiling hot on the molasses ,
and that the mixture must be beaten
as little as possible. The flour should
be mixed in with a few deft turns of
the spoon. Pour one-half of a large
teacup of boiling hot shortening , lard
and butter mixed upon one-half pint
of New Orleans molasses , add two tablespoonfuls -
blespoonfuls of milk end one of ground
ginger , then sift in a generous half
pint of flour , to which a teaspoonfnl of
baking soda has been added , lastly ,
one well beaten egg , then mix , with
out beating , and bake in one large tin
plate or small dripping pan. Serve
hot : , and break , not cut , at the table.
Do not use baking powder as the cream
of f tartar will spoil the cake , the molas
ses , neutralizes the effect of the soda
quite i as effectually. If a chocolate
icing i , such as is used on eauclaires is
liked ' , the glazed effect ma } ' be pro
duced ' if this rule is strictly followed :
Grate two squares of unsweetened
chocolate { , add a half cup of granulated
sugar , , a tablespoonful of boiling wa
ter i and a teaspoonful of vanilla , boil
five I minutes. While still warm , but
not II Ii i hot , spread on the cake. This may
be I eaten fresh , but not hot.
There is more Catarrh in this section of
the , country than all other diseases put to
gether i , and until the last few years
wa- . supposed to be Incurahle. For a preat
many , years doctors pronounced it a local
aisease and prescribed local remedies , and
by j constantly failing to cine with local
tieatment.pronouncedit i incuiaule. Science
has ! proven catarrh t > be a constitutional
aisease , and , therefore , requires coii titu-
Mortal i treatment. Hall's Catarrh lure ,
manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co. , Toledo -
ledo j , O. , is the only constitutional cure on
the ' market It is taken internally in
doses from 10 dropto a spoonful. It
iicts , directly on the blood and mucous surC
races | of the svstem. They offer One Hundred -
dred Dollars for any ease it fails to cure ,
send i for circulars and testimonials. Ad-
dress ' ,
F. J. CHENEY & CO. . Toledo , O.
Sold by Druggists. T. ic.
A Delirious Apple Desert.
An attractive sweet dish that is
ihoice enough to serve at a luncheon
jonsists of tart baked apples covered
[ with syrup containing nuts and canj
died fruits and serve with whipped
; ! ream. Peel and core nice apples , lajr
j them in a bakinjr dish and pour over
them l a half cupful of cold water. Put
in i the oven , which should be hot , and
when ' they begin to cook sift over them
granulated sugar. Cook until soft , but
not i until the sections lose their shape.
Make a syrup of a cupful of water , half
a cup of sugar and a tablespoon of
strained lemon juice. Measure two
table I spoons of almonds , blanch them
and Ii cut in bits. Add these to the sy
rup i together with two tablespoons of
candied t cherries chopped with the nuts
or t raisins. When the syrup reaches
the 1 boiling point , let it simmer thirty
minutes. | Put the apples with a spoon
in a low , flat dish , skim out the fruit
]
from the syrup and sprinkle around
them. ( Serve very cold. New York
Post. | ]
1 believe my prompt u.ie of Piso's Cure
prevented { quick consumption. Mrs. Lut-y
Wallace 1 , Marquet , Kan. . Dec. i : . ' , 'i5.
A Devotee of the Dairy.
Like Marie Antoinette of old. the
Princess ] of Wales positively revels in
iter 5 dairy. Its wails are decorated with
tiles J , which the prince thoughtfully
brought ' with him from Bombay tiles
of dark blue , ornamented with a design
!
of roses , shamrock and thistle , and the
"Ich dien. " The dairy also contains a
long ] milk pan. artistically ornamented
by 1 the brush of the Princess of Lome ,
a beautifull } ' mounted head of the
J princess' favorite decease ! Alderney.and
a silver churn express * modeled for
the hand of royalty.
An Important Difference.
To make it apparent to thousands ,
who think themselves ill. that they are
not : afflicted witn any disease , but that
the system simply needs cleansing , is
to bring comfort home to their hearts ,
as ' a costive condition is easily cured by
using ! Syrup of Figs. Manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Company only ,
and ; sold by all druggists.
Watered Milk. '
A German paper gives a test for watered -
ered ( milk which is simpiicty itself A
well-polished knitting needle is dipped
into i a deep vessel of milk , and immediately -
ately : withdrawn in an upright posi-
tion. If the mill : is pure some of the
fluid will cling to the needle , but if
water has been added to the milk ,
even in a small propotion , the fluid
will not adhere. :
Merchants Hotel , Omaha.
conxr.i : riFTKEXTir axd fak > \ \ ji st = .
Street cars pass the door to and from
both depots ; in business center of city.
Headquarters for state and local trade.
Eates 52 and S3 oer dav.
PAXTON & DAVENPORT , Prop ' s.
Chose the Least Evil.
Indianapolis Journal : "Happened to
see your wife on a wheel yesterday-
I remember , I heard you declare you
would never allow her to ride ? ' '
"Yes , I know , but she had a chance
to trade off her pug dog for a wheel
and I thought I would choose the least
eviL"i
Just try a 10c box of Cascarats , the
finest liver and bowel regulator eve-
made
Cheerful giving always mates the giver
rich.
Kxcltcment Kills a Monkey.
It is believed the monkeys in the zoo
know they were to bo removed into
better quarters before it occurred , says
the Philadelphia Times. They had , no
doubt , heard the new mdnlcey-house
talked about as the finest in the world
by visitors and keepers , and realized
that there was to be some great change
in their condition. This naturally in
terested them and kept them on the
tiptoe of expectation. For several days
befor the removal their excitable na
tures were all wrought up , and on the
day ' of removal their excitement was
almost uncontrolable , showing plainly
they had 'kept posted regarding the
eventful ( day. "When the hour arrived
a favorite monkey and splendid speci
men of his kind was taken by his keep
er ! from the old house to be quartered
in the new one. It was seen that he
was in a highly excited condition , and
on i the way to his new home he sud
denly ( expired in the keeper's arms. It
was a clear case of heart disease ,
brought to a fatal termination by tire
excitement. '
A Suspicion.
"I wonder why so many telephone
operators i are women ? " said the man
who eultiuates an idle curiosit3 %
"I don't know , " replied the misan
thrope , "unless it's because the occu
pation puts them in a position to have
the i last word every time. " Washing
ton Star.
"When bilious or costivecat a csscarct
candy ( cathartic , cure guaranteed. 10c ,
,
25c.
25c.Tho
The volcanoes of Vesuvius and Etna are
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