The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, July 17, 1896, Image 6

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I I : TALMA GE'S SEEMOK
' I A "KINDNESS FOR ANOTHER'S
I BAKE. " SUNDAY'S SUBJECT.
I , - * I Thnre Yet Any That Is Loft or the
H IIou o of Saul That I May Show Illm
H ' . - " Klnrincift for Jo until mi's Suko"
H Smnuol 0:1.
I SMS ?
AS there ever any
thing more roman
tic and chivalrous
than the love of
David and Jona
than ? At one time
Jonathan was up
and David was
down. Now David
Is up and Jona
than's family is
H to down. As you hav
often heard of two soldier
1 before going into battle niakini
I a covenant that if one is shot the sur
1 vivor will take charge of the bed ;
1 i the watch , the mementoes , and perhap
I of the bereft family of the one tha
j . , dies , so David and Jonathan had mad
I a covenant , and now that Jonathan i
dead , David is inquiring about hi
family , that he may show kindness un
to them for their father Jonathan'
sake. ' Careful search is made , and ;
son of Jonathan by the dreadfull ;
§ . • * homely name of Mephibosheth is found
H | - His nurse , in his infancy , had let bin
I I fall , and the fall had put both hi
B H ankles out of place , and they had neve
I . I been set. This decrepit , poor man i
I 1 brought into the palace of King David
I § David looks upon him with meltin <
| tenderness , no doubt seeing in hii
B i face a resemblance to his old friend
B | tne deceased Jonathan. The whol <
bearing of King David toward hin
I seems to say. "How glad I am to se ;
I you , Mephibosheth. How you remind in ;
I of your father , my old friend and ben
§ efactor. I made a bargain with you :
I father a good many years ago , and :
I am going to keep it with you. Wha
I I can I do for you Mephibosheth ? I an
IS resolved what to do : I will make yoi
I . a rich man ; I will restore to you tin
I ' confiscated property of your grandfather -
| . father Saul , and you shall be a guosi
I of mine as long as you live , and yoi
I shall be seated at my table among the
I | princes. " It was too much for Mephi-
| i boshoth , and he cried out against it
h § > calling himself a dead dcg. "Be still , '
i says David , "I don't do this on yom
I I own account ; I do this for your fathei
I Jonathan's sake. I can never forge )
I I ll5s kindness. I remember when I was
B I hounded from place to place how he
I 1 befriended me. Can I ever forgot how
I I he stripped himself of his courtier ap-
I I Pfirel and gave it to me instead of my
| I I shepherd's coat , and how he took of !
II I his own sword and belt and gave them
HI to me instead of my sling ? Oh , I can
Ii | never forget him. I feel as if I couldn't
II 1 do enough for you , his son. I don't
| 1 i d0 ! t for y ° ur sake ; I do it for ycir
| | fj father Jonathan's sake. " "So Mephi-
| | m bosheth dwelt in Jerusalem ; for he
II I did eat continually at the king's ta
ll I | fcle ; and was lame on both his feet. "
| l 1 There is so much Gospel in this
H 1 ! quaint incident that I am embarrassed
HI t0 lcnow where to begin. Whom do
H 1 Mephibosheth , and David and Jona-
j | than make you think of ?
I Mephibosheth , in the first place ,
Bj 1 stands for the disabled soul. Lord
H 1 Byrcn describes sin as a charming
HI j V recklessness , as a gallantry , as a Don
H I j Juan ; George Sand describes sin as
H I triumphant in many intricate plots ;
B i Gavarni , with his engraver's knife !
always shows sin as a great jocularity ;
B but the Bible presents it as a Mephi-
B bosheth , lame on both feet. Sin , like
the nurse in the .context , attempted
to carry us , and let us fall , and we
have been disabled , and in our whole
*
moral nature we are decrepit. Sometimes -
, times theologians haggle about a tech-
nicality. They use the words "total
depravity , " and some people believe
I ln tne doctrine , and some reject it.
What do you mean by total depravity ?
Do you mean that every man is as bad
I , as he can be ? Then I do not believe
I | tt either. But do you mean that sin
I | , has let us fall , that it has scarified , and
I | . disabled , and crippled our entire moral
I | j nature , until we cannot walk straight.
'and are lame in both feet ? Then I
I - : admit your proposition. There is not
I . so much difference in an African jun-
I f gle , with barking , howling , hissing.
| * fighting quadruped and reptile , and Paradise
| adise with its animals coming before
I Adam whenJie patted them an stroked
them .and gave them names , so that
j * the panther was as tame as the cow ,
and the condor as tame as the dove !
as there is between the human soul dis
abled and that soul as God originally
constructed it. I do not care what the
sentimentalists or the poets say in regard
I to sin ; in the name of God I declare
to you today that sin is disorganization ,
disintegration , ghastly disfiguration ]
hobbling deformity.
i * * *
I Mephibosheth in the text stands for
* the disabled human soul humbled and
restored. When this invalid of my text
got a command to come to King Da
vid's palace , he trembled. The fact
was that the grandfather of Mephi
bosheth had treated David most shock
ingly , and now Mephibosheth says to
1 himself , "What does the king want of
I • me ? Isn't it enough that I am lame ?
I Is he going to destroy my life ? Js
: I he going to wreak on me the vengeance
i- I which he holds toward my grandfather
I , Saul ? It's too bad. " But go to the palace -
' | * ace Mephibosheth must , since the king
< | has commanded it. With staff and
- if crutches and helped by his friends , 1
- | see Mephibosheth going up the stairs
| ! 1 of the palace. I hear his staff and
• 1 crutches rattling on the tessellated floor
I j of the throneroom. No sooner have
S j " these two persons confronted each
. jl j other Mephibosheth and David , the
i king than Mephibosheth throws him-
I , self fiat on his face before the king ,
and styles himself a dead dog. In the
I East , when a man styles himself a
fl - &t < g , he utters the utmost term of self-
f my | i9iegatiqn. It is not a term _ so strong
I ii • _
IHIIIIIIll
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m mill m mmmmmmmmmmmemsammmmmmH& Bim
in this country , where , if a dog has
fair chance , ho somotimc3 shows moi
nobility of character than some hums
specimens that we wet of ; but 11
mangy curs of the Oriental cities , as
know by my own observation , are u
tcrly detestable. Mephibosheth giv <
the utmost term of self-loathing whe
ho compares himself to a dog , an
dead at that.
Consider the analogy. When tl
command is given from the palace <
heaven to the human soul to com
the soul begins to tremble. It say :
"What is God going to do with n ;
now ? Is he going to destroy me ? ]
he going to wreak his vengeance upo
mo ? There is more than one Meph
bosheth trembling now , because Go
has summoned him to the palace (
divine grace ! What are you tremblin
about ? God has no pleasure in tli
death of a sinner. He does not sen
for you to hurt you. He sends fc
you to do you good. A Scotch preachr
had the following circumstance
brought under his observation : Ther
was a poor woman in the parish wh
was about to be turned out becaus
she could not pay her rent. One nigh
she heard a loud knocking at the dooi
and she _ made no answer , and hid her
self. The rapping continued loudei
louder , louder , but she made no an
swer , and continued to hide hers ill
She wa3 almost frightened unto dec th
She said : "That's the officer ofeth
lav/ come to throw me out of my bora ? .
A few days after a Christian phil'i a
thropist met her in the street * and said
"My poor woman , where were you th
other night ? I came round to you
house to pay your rent. Why didn't yoi
let me in ? Were you at home ? '
"Why" she replied , "was that you ? '
"Yes , that was me ; I came to pay you :
rent. " - "Why , " she said , ' "if I had hat
any idea it was you I would have le
you in. I thought it was an office !
come to cast me out of my home. " (
soul , that loud knocking at thy sat *
today is not the sheriff come to pu
you in jail ; it is the best friend yoi
ever had come to be your security. Yoi
shiver with terror becuase you thinl
it is wrath. It is mercy. Why , then
tremble before the King of heaven anc
earth calis you to his palace ? Stor
trembling and start right away. "Oh , '
you say , "I can't start. I have been sc
lamed by sin , and so lamed by evl
habit , I can't start. I am lame in botl ;
feet. " My friend , we coinc out witl :
our prayers and sympathies to help yon
up to the palace. If you want to gel
to the palace you may get there. Star :
now. The Ploly Spirit will help you.
All you have to do is just throw your
self on your face at the feet of the
King , as Mephibosheth did.
Mephibosheth's caninal comparison
seems extravagant to the world , but
: vhen a man has seen himself as he
really is , and seen how he has boor
irealing the Lord , there is no term ve
hement enough to express his self-con-
lemnation. The dead dog of Mephi
bosheth's comparison fails to describe
.he man's utter loathing of himself.
Mephibosheth's posturing does not
seem too ' prostrate. When a soul is
jenvicted first he prays UDright. Th n
: he muscles of his neck relax , and he is
ible to bow his head. After awhile ,
jy an almost superhuman effort ho
: neels down to pray. After awhile ,
vhen he has seen God and seen him
self , he throws himself flat on his face
Lt the feet of the King , just like Mc-
mibosheth. The fact is , if we cou'd
> ce ourselves as God sees us , we would
serish at the spectacle. You would
lave no time to overhaul other people ,
four cry would be , "God be merciful
o me a sinner. "
And again : Mephibosheth in my
ext stands for the disabled human
oul saved for the sake of another ,
ilephibosheth would never have got
nto the palace on his own account.
Vhy did David ransack the realm to find
hat poor man , and then bestow upon
lim a great fortune , and command r.
armer by the name Ziba to culture
he estate and give to this invalid
lephibosheth half the proceeds ever ;
car ? Why did King David make
uch a mighty stir about a poor fellow
/ho would never be of any use to the
hrone of Israel ? It was for Jonathan's
ake. It was what Robert Burns calls
or "auld lang syne. " David could
ot forget what Jonathan had done for
im in other days. Three times thi'j
hapter has it that all this kindness or.
lie part of David to Mephibosheth was
3r his father Jonathan's sake. Th
aughter of Peter Martyr , though the
ice of her husband , came down o
enury , and the Senate of Zurich
30k care of her for her father's sake ,
ometimes a person has applipd
3 you for help , and you have
efused him ; but when you found he
ras the son or brother of some one
'ho had been your benefactor in for " -
r days , and by a glance you saw the
? semblance of your old friend in the
ice of the applicant , you relented , and
ou said : "Oh , I will do this for your
ither's sake. " You know by your ex-
erience what my text means. Now ,
ly friends , it is on that principle that
ou "and I are to get into the King o
alace.
Again : Mephibosheth in my text
iands for the disabled human soul
fted to the King's table. It was more
ifficult in those times even than it is
ow for common men to get into a
) yal dining-room. The subjects might
ave come around the rail of the
alace and might have seen the lights
indlod , and might have heard tha
iash of the knives and the rattle of the
olden goblets , but .not get in. Stout
ten with stout feet could not get in
ace in all their lives to one banquet ,
at poor Mephibosheth goes in , lives
lere , and is every day at the table ,
h , what a getting up in the world it
as for poor Mephibosheth ! Well ,
lough you and I may be woefully
Lined with sin , for our divine Jona-
lan's sake , I hope we will all get in
> dine with the King.
Before dining we must be introduced.
! you are invited to a company of
srsons where there are distinguished
pcoplo present , you are Introduce
"This is the Senator. " "Thl3 ia tl
Governor. " "This is the Presideni
Before we sit down at the King's tab
in heaven I think we will want to 1
introduced. Oh , what a time that w :
be , when you and I , by the grace of Go
get into heaven , and are introduced
the mighty spirits there , and son
one will say : "This is Joshua , " "Th
is Paul. " "This Is Moses. " "This
John Knox. " "This is John Milton
"Tills Is Martin Luther. " "This
George Whitefield. " Oh , shall we hai
any strength left after such a round <
celestial introduction ? Yea ! We sha
be potentates ourselves. Then we sha
sit down at the King's table with tl
sons and daughters of God , and or
will whisper across the table to us an
eay , "Behold what manner of love tl
Father has bestowed upon us that w
should be called the son3 of God ! " an
some one at the table will say , "Ho
long will it last ? All other banquel
at which I sat ended. How long wi
this last ? " and Paul will answer "Foi
ever ! " and Joshua will say "Forever !
and John Knox will say "Forever ! " an
George Whitefield will say "Forever !
O my soul , v/hat a magnificent ges
pel ! It takes a man so low down an
raises him so high ! What a gospe !
Come now , who wants to be banquetc
and empalaced ? As when Wilberforc
was trying to get the "Einancipatio
Bill" through the British parliamcnl
and all the British Isles were anxiou
to hear of the passage of that "Eman
cipation Bill , " when a vessel was com
ing into port arid the captain of th
vessel knew that the people was s
anxious to get the tidings , he steppei
out on the prow of the ship am
shouted to the people , long before h
got up to the dock , "Free ! " and the ;
cried it , and they shouted it , and the ;
sang it all through the land , "Free
free ! " So today I would like to soun <
the news of your present and you :
eternal emancipation until the angeli
of God hovering in the air , and watch
men on the battlements , and bell-mer
in the town cry it , shout it , sing it
ring it : "Free ! free ! " I come out no
as the messenger of the palace to in
vite Mephibosheth to come up. I an :
here today to tell you that God has t
wealth of kindness to bestow upon yoi
for His Son's sake. The doors of the
palace are open to receive you. The
cup-bearers have already put the chal
ices on the table , and the great , loving
tender , sympathetic heart of God bends
over you this moment , saying : "Is
there any that is yet left of the house
of Saul , that I may show him kind
ness for Jonathan's sake ? "
"if Yo Tjovo Me Keep My Commanclxni > nt- "
One day there was wood and water tc
bring heme , says Rev. John F. Demp
ster , and mother was tired and ill , and
lohn said , "I love you , mother , " and
: hen he put on his cap and ran away
to the swing under the tree. And
Sell said , "I love you , mother , " and
; hen teased and sulked till mother was
jlad when she went out to play.
\fter that Fan said , "I love ycu ,
nothcr ; there is no school today , and
. ' shall help you all I can. " Then sh °
• ocked the baby to sleep , and swept
he floor , and tidied the room , and was
msy and happy all day. Three chil-
lren that night were going to bed , and
ill of them said , while mother tucked
hem in , "I love you , mother. " But
tow tell me which of them did mother
hink loved her best ?
If you love the Savior , you will not
orget him. Some of you tell him in
• our hymns and prayers from morn-
ag to night all Sunday that ycu love
tim. And then you go out all the
veek , and never seem to think of him
gain till the Sunday after. You just
Lve as if there were no Savior at all.
Ve shall meet him some day , by and
y , and he is going to say to some of
: s , "I never knew you. You sung my
lymns , but you forgot my command-
lents. "
THE WORLD OF WOMEN.
The wedding presents and trousseau
f Princess Henrictte of Belgium.
, 'hich were recently sent to the villa
f her husband , the Due de A'endome ,
car Neuilly. filled 170 boxes an.l
reighed eleven tons.
Mrs. Cleveland has been putting on
esh rapidly in the past few years , and
! now said to weigh nearly ISO pounds ,
.s she neither skater nor plays golfer
or tennis , and the president objects to
leveling for married women , she has
iken to walking as hard ar. die can
o frcm 10 to 12 every morning.
Though the Baroness HirFch > s nom-
lally the universal legatee under her
ite husband's will , Harold Frederic
eclares that the bulk of Baron
[ irseh's fortune , after cr-rtain philan-
iropic bequests are paid , will go to
iiicienne , natural daughter of rhe bar
n's dead son and a French go"ernes3
Gov. and Mrs. William McKinley , Jr. ,
2lebrated the twenty-first anniversary
C their we iding on the 25th of last
anuary. Mrs. McKinley has been
jmethmg of an invalid ever since th'-
eath of her father , which occurred
ist before her second dangler was
orn. Both her children died when
zry young.
Cora Belle , Fellows , whose marriage
) Chaska , a Sioux , created a sensa-
on some years ago , has been deserted
nd left in destitution by her Indian
usband. She came of an excellent
Washington family , but fell in love
ith Chaska while teaching school on
le reservation near Pierre , S. D. , and
arried him in spite of the opposition
! her family.
Milson Haven't you gone to house-
eeping yet ? Newly-married mane
o ; wee * waiting to save up enough tc
ve in keeping with the style of the
eddins presents.
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'ABOUT ARMOR PLATE.
FACTS RECARDING ITS COST
j SOME RECENT CONTRACTS.
The "Invasion of Tholr Territory' *
Occrlod lu Europe Xow Orders l'lacod
by the Itagslan Government American
Armor Plato Best in the World.
Some Oregon papers have publishe
a few careless errors regarding th
cost of armor plate , errors that are th
result of insufficient acquaintance witl
or inquiry into , the subject. The re
Hections upon the contracts enterei
into by the democratic secretar ;
of the navy , Mr. Herbert , ar
equally as unfounded as those upoi
the policy of protection , whicl
has alone enabled us to suppl ;
armor plate second to none in th
world for use in the construction o
American vessels. The importance o
this American independence has beei
fully appreciated by democrats am
republicans alike. The construction o
the plant was expensive , and the ad
ministrations of both political partie
have deemed it to be the duty of ou
government to encourage the estab
lishment of industries of such high na
tional importance. From one of th <
Oregon papers we quote as follows :
The Bethlehem company was tlu
lowest bidder for the "Kentucky , " ant
the Carnegie company for the "Kear-
sarge" armor. The prices per tor
ranged from $515 to $628. From this
it is apparent that there was collusior
in the bidding. The Carnegies got on (
ship and the Bethlehem works tlu
other. The law that keeps out foreigr
competition is responsible for this rob
bery of the people. The Portland Oregonian -
gonian in mentioning this matter says
"It was developed by the recent in
vestigation that it costs about ? 300 pei
ton to make armor. Bids for the
'Kearsarge' and 'Kentucky' armoi
range from $500 to $600. There art
only two companies , and each one got
one ship. One of these concerns sells
armor to Russia for about $300 per ton.
It might be well for us to invite bids
from France , Germany and Great
Britain. "
This is a distortion of the facts , and
evidently for the sole purpose of mis
leading the public. With a difference
of $113 per ton in the price it is direct
proof that there was not "collusion in
Agricultural Pndiwls tfikllnM Sfc&s ,
ttimMed m Foreign Counlms.
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Winkql Prospect "freeTrris ' | Gorman j
aplumjg the Ttlarkds of the lilorld"
the bidding. " Each company bid lower
.han the other on certain classes of ar
mor for which its respective shops are
jetter fitted for doing certain classes
if work. A close figuring , moreover ,
between the two plants proves the ef-
: ect of competition and shows that the
; overnment is not paying any exor
bitant price for the work.
This armor has been awarded by the
louorable secretary of the navy , 3,007
ons to the Carnegie company and
, G5S tons to the Bethlehem company ,
le did not give the armor for one ship
) each company , as stated. The average
> rice of this armor was $52 per ton be-
ow the price of the 1893 contract , and
he average price only $197 per ton ,
ot including the cost for Harveyizing.
Lny person who had taken the trouble
o analyze the tenders and the award
ould have seen at a glance that there
ould not possibly have been any col
lision between the two companies.
In regard to the small lot of armor
late sold to the Russian government
t about $300 per ton by the Bethlehem
ompany , it is well known that this
ras considerably below the cost of
roduction. The sale was made for
svo purposes. One of these was to
eep the American plant busy and af-
jrd work to skilled American labor ,
ven at a loss to the employers , as is
ften done by manufacturers. The
ther reason was to let Russia and all
iurope know that the United States
auld furnish armor plate of a quality
aat would compare favorably with the
est in the world. This object was
srtainly achieved , for European man-
facturers very strongly resented what
they were pleased to term the "Inva
sion of their territory" by American
concerns. To "capture the markets of
the world" was supposed to be the
main object of the democratic tariff ;
therefore it Is difficult to discern the
reason for the carping western criti
cism.
Ample proof that the sale to Russia ,
at about $300 per ton , was far below
cost has since been afforded by the evi
dence before the senate Investigating
committee. Since then orders have
been given by the Russian govern
ment to the Bethlehem and Carnegie
companies at prices ranging from
$525.58 to $535.32 per ton. No country
in the world demands such severe re
quirements for armor as the United
States government , and , even taking
this into consideration , the prices be
ing paid at present for armor by the
United States government are no
higher than those paid by the admiral
ties of France , Germany and Great
Britain. If the ballistic requirements
were also taken into consideration , the
price of armor in America is in reality
lower than in England and on the
European continent.
The "Kobuke. "
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A vote for Grover Cleveland is a
vote against a tariff for bounties and
to rebuke the conversion of a surplus
into a deficiency. New York World ,
November 7 , 1892.
That Snsrnr 15ounty Hold Up.
At last the democratic administra
tion is forced to execute the laws of
the country after months of deliberate
and dishonest attempts to cheat the
American sugar producers. No such
disgraceful effort to tamper with na
tional legislation has ever been wit
nessed. Evasions , shiftiness , quibbles ,
humbug and hypocrisy have been the
marked characteristics of this piece of
democratic financial jugglery which
has wrought ruin and hardship , prin
cipally , to democrats in a democratic
state. With the sole object of at
tempting to bolster up the depleted
treasury , the democratic administra
tion has resorted to unparalleled mean
ness and subterfuge , but it is at las.
forced to play the part cf honesty by
order of the Supreme court. Even when
this proper act of justice has been dis
charged , the recipients cf the bounty
will be injured far mere than the
amount of money that they receive. We
congratulate the sugar producers upon
the success of their long and hard fight
against a dishonest democratic admin
istration. A word of praise is due to
Senator Manderson for his efforts ca
their behalf , while odium will ever be
attached to the two Louisiana senators
who could , nearly two years ago , had
they wished , have prevented all this
tiouble by preventing the enactment
of a tariff devised to ruin the American
sugar producing interest.
.Th t "I'MMprrlty" Asain.
Many 'cotton mills have stopped ,
and many more have reduced hours or
looms , and yet the market for goods is
lifeless , a reduction of indigo blue
prints of half a cent to 4 ennts , the iow-
jst on record , being the chief feature.
Failures for three weeks of May show
labilities of $9,503lGS , against $7,453. -
244 last year , and $7,782,633 in 1391.
Manufacturing were $3,383,590 , against
? 2,642,609 last year , and $3,3S0S12 in
1894. Dun's Review.
A Chapter on Cheapness.
MMSM wakes a cheap r
vP vMl MAfl BECAUSE IT fe ?
r fS8ifcj'S ' MADE BY CHEAPO
The Heed Idea. |
With wages rising in 1892 , prices of
manufactured goods falling , with les
sening hours of labor , what more do
you want except more of the same '
sort ? Hon. Thos. B. Reed. i
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The lTolly of * 92.
Insure the house of representatives
to the democracy by all means. New
York Sun , September 5 , 1S92. *
And how the country has ? j ! ered in j
following such fool advice. I
Educate Year IMuchta r * . ' fwWJ
At this season of the year parents y3S
have to decide upon and select the edu- S
rational institution which their ( laughl9
ters are to attend for the coining years. | 9
In this connection we desire to call at- H
tcntion to the educational announceAmWP
ment In our advertising columns of the H fc
Academy of the Sacred Heart , St. Jo- fHH
seph , Mo. Their buildings and grounds Wkl
are attractive , locality healthful , teachJM
ing in all branches thorough.and terms 3p !
reasonable. Parents fortunate to select XmY
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this school for the education and trainW
Ing of their daughters will , we are suro. jB > ,
be fully satisfied. Terms per session of Ml ;
five months : Payable in advance , $115 ; < 3f j
this includes tuition , boarding , wash- mt *
ing , courses in French , German or 'm
Latin , use of library and physician'sM \
fee. Next session will open Sept. 1st , je |
1S95. For further Information address WL ;
Mother Superior , Academy of the SaW I
cred Heart , St. Joseph , Mo. M |
Her Sarcasm. -Jm "i.
"Henry , " said Mr. Mcckton's wife , %
who had been overcoming his objections - f
tions to some household expenses , m v
"you ought to go into politics. " M
"I'm sure you never pave me nrjy M
credit for ability in that line befcro. " M *
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"No , but I think now that ypu iavo $
some of the right qualities. ' I never < *
saw anybody more reluctant to talk w
about money than you arc. " Wash- Jf
ington Star. / '
Roof pardens are a great loon to the < -jT "
men who can't leave town. 9
Among the "Lest peoplo" are these who ' ? $ J
mind their own business. > 3 ? ]
Naturally , have a good appetite , keep your Wj
blood pure and your nerved strong by taking wl
Sarsaparilla I
The best In fact the One True Wood Purifier. I
Kood's Pls eure biHousncs3. hea < kiciieu 25s. I
Seaside and Country - I
Gowns need tf& , * . I
W0 % < VELVETEEN I
* < Ion
&r BINDING
on their skirt edges. It is rainproof - I
proof sheds water and never I
turns grey.
If your dealer will not
supply you we will.
Sarrplcs showing labels and traterlsls mailed free. H
" Homo Dressmaking Made Easy. " a new booJc b/ - U %
Miss Emma M. Hooper of the Ladies ' Home Journal , H
sent for 25c. . posiags paid. / jMU
S. H. & ill. Co. , P. O. Box 699. N. V. City. j H
Dorft take substitutes to ' I
save a few pennies. Itivotit jfl
pay you. Always insist on jfl
HIRES Rooibeer. -
MlJGal > dt Th ? Charles K Htr To . Phi/aielphla. H
A 1I > „ juciaj uaio * 5 dllonj boM crer ahre. H
The cost ? Only a trifle fl
nore than at your own fl
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lome.
$5 a week for good H
iccommodations $10 for fl
) etter $20 for the best fl
it Hot Springs , South DaH
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Book about Hot Springs free if yea write m m\
) J Francis , Gen'l Pass'r Agent , Burling- mmm
> n Route , Omaha _ , Xeb. JmWt
iCADEMY OFTHE " SACRED HEART r H
; \ .7uski > 3i , mo. mmm
! ) < • course of instruction In thN a-tnlrmj' . tomIfrd mwM
tne KcIIkI < > is of the Sacred Hiart. iinl ra < vs the mMM
a < Ae of - . . . H
ranxe subje < N neccsarj- • • < ) iiHtitiir..a - " > li4
ilr ; ini-a..lu.-ution. Propriety or ili-tiurtmi lit. per- MM *
nal . n-atnest . and the pnn.-Ii.Iei or m.ralit > ar.ol > - MMM
< • ! • * .f uiictniiiK attention. KxUn-dre srroiml * af- UUu
rd tli pupIN every faUIUj- for useful bodily oxer- H
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* are attended with mateniat care. *
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ition. board crashing , rourns in French. Oi-r-iian H
Latin , umof Iiiirarv and i.it,1 < ian s rw For fur- t UUM
er partimlar-i address. TiI hCI'KICIUIt |
: ademy Sacred Heart. St. Joseph. Mo , H
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ShTK BUBGIES ss rE ' |
V/Sffi ftcSriA 1M styles. Good \arii-ty > f H
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SucpsssTU v Prosecutes Claim'H
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IBDSEY- OMAHA * BUBBEBS7 fl
W. y. U.t OMAHA 20 1890 L9
hea siting to advertisers , kindly JaMMm
mention this paper. A I H
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srf Best Coogh Syrop. Tasua Gooa. Use P3 H
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