The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, February 07, 1896, Image 7

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1 An , Easter Way.
No , said the elder ] y lad "I dot
I think that woman is ancing ti
h 'right way. She is getting to a p of
where she is liable to be imnosi
upon. "
' 'Don't you think she ought tovote
"of course i she can't do any be
ter. But in ms younger cla y s a wo m.
) i made up her mind how she tvantad
vote cast , and sent her husband to ti
polls to cast it , while she stayed
home and busied herself with who
i ever she thought proper. ! 'hat's wh
I call tivolnan's . "
s rights.--Washingtc
Star.
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A Canal Clinked up
Ts practically useless. The human orgy
I' Ism Is provided with a canal which nom
1 timesbecomeschoked u , namely , the hoi
F o1H , thirongli which much of the effete a1
waste matter of the system eceape4. WIi
they are obstructed-constlpatedIn nth
l words-tfostetior's Stomach Bitters will r
] lave ahem elrectually but without pal
. and institute a regular habit of body. lh
t niedicho also remedies malarial , blltot
oyspe'rtic ' , ncctunath. nervous and kidnl
f : trouble , and strengthens the entire systet
a rotatn PanrakcN.
, Boil six medium-sized potatoes
salted water until thoroughly Cooke
1 wash them and set aside to cool ; the
i add three tvell beatcn eggs , a quart
i , milk and flour enough to make a pa. .
I cake batter. Bake quickly on a wel
? , ' greased griddle and serve very hot.
I There is more Catarrh In this settle
I of the country than all other diseasE
( put together , and until the last fee
r years was supposed to be incurabl
! Fora great many Years doctors pre
; nounced It a .o al dl ease , and pr1
r scribed local remedies , and by constan
ly failing to cure with local treatmen
, pronounced it Incurable. Science ha
j proven Catarrh to be a constitutions
disease , and therefore requires const
tutlonal treatment. Hall's Catarr
1 Cure , manufactured by F. J. Cheney ,
Co. , Toledo , Ohio , is the only constitt
tional cure on the market. It is take
internally , in doses from ten drops tel
l % teaspoonful. It acts directly on tin
blood and mucous surfaces or the sys
tern. They offer One Hundred Dollar
for any case it fails to cure. Send fc
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- , ; circulars and testimonials. Address
, F. J. CHEN : Y & CO. , Toledo , 0.
t 1 Sold by druggists ; ? 5c.
c hall's Family Pills , 25c.
lc-o can only do our Lest when we ai
' sure we are right.
BETTER WALK A MILE than fate
to get a 5-cent package of Cut an
; Slash smoking tobacco if you want I
enjoy a real good smoke. Cut an
Slash cheroets are as good as man
5-cent cigars , and you get three for
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r' cents. Sure to please ,
1 The farmers' rivals in making hay whi
F f the sun shines are plumbers and dentists.
I
TimE GENUINE BitowN'S BIxoNcuIAL Till
d ES" are sold only in boles. They ax
'wonderfully effective for Coughs an
Throat Troubles.
f Many of the hostsocial Iositionsat a fille
t by underbred People.
I It the Baby Is Cutting Teetn.
I Be sure and usa that oid and well-tiled remedy , Mr <
e Ls5iow's Soorui a STroi for Children Teething.
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Many a man whose hands are busy has
loafers head.
( ' Co&a Cough Balsam
I Is the oldest and best. It will break up a Coki qutel
ertLanaaSthingelse. Itlaaiwaysrellable. Tryt
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Rain for the complexion is most benof
cia ! .
1 COLORADO GOLD JUNES.
! If you are interested in gold minis ;
or wish to keep posted regarding th
S wonderful strides being made in Colc
I' rado , it will pay you to send fifty cent
for a years subscription to The Gel
I Miner , an illustrated monthly pape
, published at Denver.
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t Near y 60 per cent of Premature death
c can Lo traced to excess of strong drink.
' 1 Piso's Cnro tor Consumption is the be
t of all cough cures.-Georgo W , Lotz , Fabt
, cher , La. August 2t , IS i .
F I fine slightest material these days make
1 fashionable scandal of longest duration.
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; 'I IOWA PATENT OFFICE REPORT
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DES MOINES , January 23.-Patent
have been allowed to Iowa inventors a
follows : To L. J. Stanley , of Harlan
for a brake for bicycles adapted to b
advantageously operated by the rider'
I foot. To Rev. J. D. Moore , of Atlantic
for a gravity door lock in which th
latch is sliaped and pivoted in such ;
manner that it will be retained in it
normal position by its own weight
( To L. L. Edwards , of Lortmor , for ai
' armored mitten specially adapted fo
handling barbed wire and odic
objects that have sharp points
Valuable information about obtaining
) i j valuing and selling patents sent Ire
rg to any address. Printed copies of tlr
drawings and specifications of any on
United States patent sent upon receip
of 25 cents.
THOMAS G. e cn J. BALPIr Onwlo ,
Solicitors of Patents.
Some n 'emcn and their Amerieni
wives' money are- soon alienated.
1 ( IIIGII PRICE FOIL POTATOES.
The John A. Salzer Seed Co. , L :
Crosse , Wis. , pay high prices for no
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things. They recently paid $300 for
) yellow rind watermelon , $1,000 for 31
rx- bu. new oats , $300 for 100 lbs. of pots
I toes , etc. , Eitc. ! Well , prices for pota
i , ' toes will be high next fall. Plant t
plenty , Mr. Wideawake ! You'll mak
money Salzer's Earliest are fit to ea
1 in 2S days after planting. His Cham
pion of the World is the greatest yielder
e' ' on earth and we challenge you to pro
duce its equal.
t 1 If you will send 14 cents in stampp
to the John A. Salzer Seed Co. , L
Crosse , Wis. , you will get , free , ter
packages grains and grasses , includini
Teosrnte , SpurrY Giant Incarnat
Clover , etc. , and our mammoth cata
t' ' Iogue. Catalogue 5e. for mailing. wn
Metropolitan rociety 'will Le more misce
I aneous this winter than ever.
Hosts of people go to work fa the
wrong way to care a
' Sprain ,
. : Soreness , QR
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When ST. JACOBS OIL
T woaldcure isheriSintWY , right
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THEPOWEROF EXAMPLE" LAS
SUNDAY'S THEME.
Golden Text : "And Abimelech Took a
Axe In Ills Nand and Cut Down
Bough from the Troae and Laid It c
Sit Shotadon"-Jud. lx , t&
BIMELECH is
c name maladorot
J in Bible histor ;
and yet full of pro
f,41 57fJ 1table \ ) suggestiol
Buoys are blae
and uncomely , bl
they tell where ti
rocks are. Tl
snake's rattle
hideous , but
gives timely wart
ing. From the piazza of my sun
mer home , night by night , I sa
a lighthouse fifteen miles awa :
not placed there for adornmcn
but to tell mariners to stand off frog
that dangerous point. So all the trot
bound coast of moral danger is marke
with Saul , and Herod , and Ilehoboan
and Jezebel , and Abimelech. These ba
people are mentloned in the Bible nc
only as warnings , but because ther
were sometimes flashes of good conduc
in their lives worthy of imitation. Go
sometimes drives a very straight na
with a very poor hammer.
The city of Shechem had to be taker
and Abimelech and his men were to d
it. I see the dust rolling up from the ]
excited march. I hear the shouting c
the captains and the yell of the beseig
ers. The swords clack sharply on th
parrying shields , and the vociferatto
of two armies in death grapple Is hot
rible to hear. The battle goes on a' '
day ; and as the sun is setting Abimc
Lech and his army cry : "Surrender !
to the beaten foe. And , unable longe
to resist , the city of Shechem falls ; an
there are pools of blood and dissevere
limbs , and glazed eyes looking up be
gingly for mercy that war never show :
and dying soldiers with their head o ;
the lap of mother , or wife , or sister
who have come out for the last office
of kindness and affection ; and a groa
rolls across the city , stopping not , be
cause there is no spot for it to rest , s
full is the place of other groans.
city wounded ! A city dying ! A cit ;
dead ! Wail for Shechem , all ye wh
know the horrors of a sacked town ,
As I look over the city , I can find one ;
one building standing , and that is th
temple of the god BerIth. Some sol
diers outside of the city in a towel
finding that they can no longer defen
Shechem , now begin to look out fo
their own personal safety , and they fl ;
to this temple of Berith. They go with
in the door , shut it , and they say : "Not
we arc safe. Abimelech has taken th
whole city , but he cannot take this tern
pie of Berith. Here we shall be undo
the protection of the gods. " 0 Berith
the god ! do your best now for these ref
ogees. If you have eyes , pity them
If you have hands , help them. If yol
have thunderbolts , strike for them
But how shall Abimelech and his arm :
take this temple of Berith and the men
who are here fortified ? Will they d
it with sword ? Nay. Will they do i
with spear ? Nay. With battering
ram , rolled up by hundred-armel
strength crashing against the walls'
Nay. Abimelech marches his men ti
a wood in Zalmon. With his axe hi
hews off a limb of a tree , and puts tha
limb upon his own shoulder , and then
he says to his men : "You do the same. '
They are obedient to their commander
There is a struggle as to who shall have
axes. The whole wood is full of bend
lug boughs , and the crackling and the
hacking , and the cutting , until every
one of the host has the limb of a tree
cut down , and not only that , but lea :
put it on his shoulder just as Abimeleci
showed him how. Are these men al
armed with the tree branch ? The re
ply comes "All armed : And the3
march on. Oh , what a strange army
with that strange equipment ! The3
come up to the foot of the temple at
Berith , and Abimelech takes his limb o
a tree and throws it down ; and the firs )
platoon of soldiers come up and they
throw down their branches ; and the
second platoon , and the third , until al'
tround about the temple of Berith therE
Ls a pile of tree branches. The Shech
smites look out from the window of the
Lemple upon what seems to them childish -
ish play on the part of their enemies ,
But soon the flints .re struck , and the
; parks begin to kindle the brush , and
: he flame comes up all through the pile ;
rnd the red elements leap to the case-
nent , and the woodwork begins tc
blaze , and one arm of flame is thrown
Ip on the right side of the temple , and
mother arm of flame is thrown up on
Line left side of the temple , until they
: lasp their lurid palms under the wild
sight sky , and the cry of "Fire ! " with-
n , and "Fire ! " without , announces the
: error , and the strangulation , and the
loom of the Shechemites , and the corn-
lete overthrow of the temple of the
; od BerIth. Then there went up a
shout , long and loud , from the stout
ungs and swarthy chests of Abimelech
tnd his men , as they stood amid the
tshes and the dust crying : "Victory !
rictory ! "
Now I learn first from this subject ,
; he folly of depenFling upon any one
'orm ' of tactics in anything we have , to
lo for this world or for God. Look
verthe weaponry of olden times jave-
ins , battle-axes , habergeons , and show
ne a single weapon with which Abim-
llech and his men could have gained
uch complete triumph. It is. no easy
sting to take a temple thus armed. I
rave seen a house where ; during revo-
utionary times , a man and his wife
: ept back tt whole regiment hour after
tour , because they were inside the
Louse , and the assaulting soldiers were
utside the house. Yet hero Abimelech
ud his army come up , they xurround
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this temple , and they capture it wit't
out the loss of a single man on the pa
of Abimelech , although I suppose son
of the old Israelittsh heroes told Abir
elech : "You are only going up there
be cut to pieces. " Yet you are willir
to testify to-day that by no other mot
-certainly not by ordinary modes
could that temple so easilysothorongh
have been taken.Fathrs . and
ers , brethren and sisters in Jesl
Christ , what the Church most wants
learn , this day , is that any plan Is righ
is lawful , is best , which helps to eve
throw the temple of sin , and captiu
this world for God. We are very al
to stIclt to the old modes of attac.
We put on the old-style coat of ma
We come up with the sharp , keen , gli
tering spear of argument , expecting i
that way to take the castle ; but the
have a thousand spears where we ha
ten. And so the castle of sin staid
Oh , my friends , we will never captui
this world for God by any keen sabl
of sarcasm , by any glittering lances u
rhetoric , by any sapping and minin
of profound disquisition , by any gun
powdery explosions of indignation , 1
sharpshootings of wit , by howitzers I
mental strength made to swing she
five miles , by cavalry horses gorgeous ]
caparisoned pawing the air. In vai
all the attempts on the part of the
ecclesiastical foot soldiers , light hors ]
men and grenadiers.
itIy friends. I propose a different sty ]
of tactics. Let each one go to thin foi
est of God's promise and invitation , an
hew down a branch and put it on h' '
shoulder , and let us all come aroun
these obstinate iniquities , and the
with this pile , kindled by the fires c
holy zeal and the flames of a consEcrated
crated life , we will burn them on
What steel cannot do , fire may. An
I announce myself in favor of any pla
of religious attack that succeeds-an
plan of religious attack , however rad
cal , however odd , however unpopular
however hostile to all the convention
alities of Church and State. If on
style of prayer does not do the wort
let us try another. .If the. Chart
music of to-day does not get the vic
tory , then let us make the assault wit
a backwoods chorus. If a prayer-meet
ing at half past seven in the evenin
does not succeed , let us have one a
early In the morning as when the angE
found wrestling Jacob too much fo
him. If a sermon with the three au
thorized heads does not do the' worl
then let us have a sermon with twent
heads , or no beads at all. We wan
more heart in our song , more heart 1 :
our almsgiving , more heart in ou
prayers , more heart in our preaching
Still further , I learn from this sub
ject the power of example. If Abim
elech had sat down on the grass , an
told his men to go and get the bough :
and go out to the battle , they woul
never have gone at all , or if they had
it would have been without any spin )
or effective result ; but when Abimelecl
goes with his own axe and hews dow ]
a branch , and with Abimelecx's arm
puts it on Abimelech's shoulder , an
marches on , then , my text says , al
the people did the same. How natura
that was. What made Garibaldi an
Stonewall Jackson the most magneti
commanders of the century ? They al
ways rode ahead. Oh , the overwhelm
Lng power of example ! Here is a fathe
on the wrong road ; all his boys go m
the wrong road. Here is a father wln
enlist for Christ ; his children enlist
1 saw in some of the picture gallerie
of Europe , that before many of thi
great works of the masters-tlne oil
masters-there would be sometime :
four or five artists taking copies of tits
pictures. These copies they are goinf
to carry with them , perhaps to distant
Lands ; and I have thought that you
Life and character are a masterpiece
end it is being copied , and , long after
you are gone it will bloom or blast 11
he homes of those who knew you , ani
ee a Gorgon or a Madonna. Look oil
what you say. Look out what yet
lo. Eternity will hear the echo. The
Best sermon ever preached is a holy
ife. The best music ever chanted it
t consistent walk. If you want others
.o serve God , serve him yourself. h
roil want others to shoulder their duty
shoulder yours , Where Abimelech
; oes his troops go. Oh , start out fox
neaven to-day , and your family will
; ome after you , and your business as-
ociates will come after you , and your
oocal friends will join you. With one
) ranch of the tree of life for a baton ,
narshal just as many as you can to-
; ether. Oh , the infinite , the semi-om-
lipotent power of a good or bad exam-
Ile !
Still further , I learn from this sub-
ect the advantage of concerted action.
f Abimelech had merely gone out with
. tree-branch the work would not have
een accomplished , or if ten , twenty , or
hirty men had gone ; but when all the
xes are lifted and all the sharp edges
all , and all these men carry each his
ree-branch down and throw it about
he temple , the victory is gained-the
emple falls. My friends , where there
s one man in the Church of God at
his day shouldering his whole duty ,
here are a great many who never lift
n axe or swing a bough. It seems to
ae as if there were ten drones in every
Live to one busy bee ; as though there
rere twenty sailors sound asleep in the
hip's hammocks to four men on the
tormy deck. It seems as if there were
fty thousand men belonging to the re-
erve corps , and only one thousand
ctive combatants. Oh , we all want
ur boats to get over to the golden
ands ; but the most of us are seated
Ither in the prow or in the stern ,
crapped in our striped shawl , holding
big-handled sunshade , while others
re blistered in the heat , and pull until
be oar-locks groan , and the blades
end till they snap. Oh'you religious
eepy-heads , wake up ! You have lain
1 long in one place that the ants and
tterpillars have begun to crawl over
on ! What do you know ; my brother ,
bout a living Gospel made to storm the
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world ? A'ow'my Idea of a Christie
is a man on flre with zeal for God ; at
if your pulse ordinarily beats six ]
times a minute when you * iink of othl
themes , and talk about other themes ,
your pulse does not go up to sevent :
five or eighty when you come to tal
about Christ and heaven , it is becaw
you do not know the one , and have
poor chance of getting to the other.
In a former chargeone SundayI too
into the pulpit the church records , an
I laid them on the pulpit and opens
them , and said : "Brethren , here al
the church records. I find a grel
many of you whose names are dow
here are off duty. " Some were afrai
I would read the names , for at that tire
some of them were seep in the won
kind of oil stocks , and were Idle as 1
Christian work. But if ministers c
Christ to-day should bring the churc
records into the pulpit and read , of
what a flutter there would be ! Then
would not be fans enough in church i
keep the cheeks cool. I do not kno
but it would be a good tiling if tine mit
inter on ; a in a while should bring tb
church records in the pulpit and ca
the roll , for that is what I considc
every church record to be-merely
muster-roll of the Lord's army ; and tll
reading of it should reveal where ever
soldier is and what he is doing.
Still further , I learn from tints sul
jest the danger of false refuges. A
soon as then Shechemites got into th
temple , they thought they were safe
They said : "Berith will take care c
us. Abimelech may batter dojo
everything else ; he can not batter dow
this temple where we are now hid.
But very soon they heard the timber
crackling , and they were smothere
with smoke , and they miserably die )
I suppose every person in this audienc
this moment is stepping , into some kin
cf refuge. Here you step in tine tows
of goad works. You say : "I slnail b
safe in this refuge. " The battlement
are adorned ; the steps are varnished
on the wall are pictures of all the ant
fering you have alleviated , and all th
schools you have established , and al
the fine things you have done. Up ii
that tower you feel you are safe. Bu
hear you not the tramp of your unpar
doned sins all around the tower ? The ;
each have a match. You are kindlin ;
the combustible material. You fee
the heat and the suffocation. Oh , ma ;
you leap in time , the Gospel declaring
By the deeds of the law shall no fiesl
livingbe justified :
"Well , " you say , "I have been drivel
out of that tower ; where shall I go ? '
Step into this tower of indifferencE
You say : "If this tower is attacked , I
will be a great while before it is taken. '
You feel at ease. But there is an Abim
elecln , with ruthless assault , coming on
Death and his forces are gatherin ;
around , and they demand that you sun
render everything , and they clamor fo
your overthrow , and they throw tlne ]
skeleton arms in the window , and wit ]
their iron fists they beat against th' '
door , and while you are trying to keel
them out you see the torches of judg
ment kindling , and every forest is
torch , and every mountain a torch , am
every sea a torch , and while the Alps
and Pyrenees , and Himalayas turn inti
a live coal , blown redder and redder b :
the whirlwind breath of a God omnipo
tent , what will become of your refuge
of lies ?
"But , " says some one , "you are en
gaged in a very mean business , driving
us from tower to tower. " Oh , no ! I wane
Lo tell you of a Gibraltar that never ha :
been and never will be taken ; of r
wall that no Satanic assault can scale
of a bulwark that the judgment earth ,
pialces cannot budge. The Bible re
) ers to it when it says : "In God is thy
refuge , and underneath thee are the
everlasting arms. " Oh ! fling your-
; eif into it. Tread down unceremoniously -
iously everything that intercepts you ,
Wedge your way there. There are
enough hounds of death and peril after
you to make you hurry. Many a man
inas perished just outside tine tower ,
with his foot on the step , with his band
) n the latch. Oh ! get inside. Not
) ne surplus second have you to spare ,
Buick ! quick ! quick !
WELL KNOWNS.
Dr. Felix Vulpius , who died in We ! .
mar the other day , „ as the nephew of
the wife of Goethe , the poet. He was i3
years old.
Ex-Speaker Crisp was not born in thi :
: ountry , which explains his temerity fn
pandering to considerable distances
'rom ' his cyclone cellar ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Cady Stanton and oth-
rs are preparing to write a volume of
: omments on texts of the Bible usually
: onsidered as hostile to woman in her
atter day aspirations.
John Rogers' statue of Abraham Lin-
: oln , which has been set up in the Man-
; hester ( N. H. ) public library , represents -
sents the president as studying a war
nap. The figure is one-third larger than
ife size.
Old Jules Simon is quoted as saying
hat the young German emperor speaks
? rench like a Parisian , whereas the first
\'apoleon spoke it all his days with an
: talian accent , and the third Napoleon
with a strong German accent.
Lady Florence Dixie is the president
) f the British Ladies' Football club ,
vhich was founded last year by its presort -
ort secretary and captain , Miss Nettie
Ioneyball. The members wear divided
kirts of blue serge resembling knick-
rbockers , and the teams are distin-
uislred by wearing blouses of pale blue
it of cardinal red.
Charles G. Delmonico , the present
) roprietor of the famous dining places ,
vas not born a Delmonico. His mother
vas a sister of the famous Lorenzo Del-
norico and married a man named Crist ,
iy whom she had two sons , Charles
Ind Louis. So he present representa-
fve of the great Delmonicos was
; harles Crist until , for commercial rea
ons , he assumed the better known
ame. Sixty-seven years ago the first
estaurant bearing the name of Del-
monico was opened.
The defunct Sherz bank at Meta-
nora , Ill. , owes wiuxi0J , and the asp
es : may realize d0,000.
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