The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, January 31, 1896, Image 7
t F AND GIRLS. - SOME INSTRUCTIVE ETCHINGS FOR OUR JUNIOR READERS. a , "My Little Girl"-Two Young Journal- Ists--slrirtotl the Blnmc-whero IIo I Irow the Lino-Watrtetl to Ilorrow . F him AWhiie-A Bird's Act. 3 3 r R + r b Y little girl is nested - ed Within her tiny bed , With amber ringlets - lets crested Around her dainy head ; She lies so calm and stilly , She breathes so ' soft and low , She calls to mind a lily Half hidden In the snow. i. A weary little mortal Has gone to slumberland ; The Pixies at the portal Have caught her by the hand ; She dreams her broken dolly Will soon be mended there , That looks so melancholy . Upon the rocking-chair. I kiss your wayward tresses , My drowsy little queen ; I lcnnw you have caresses From floating forms unseen ; 0 , angels let me keep her To kiss away my cares , This darling little sleeper Who has my love and prayers. -Samuel Minturn Peck. t Ttvo Young Journalists. i The two youngest journalists in the United States are two young lads known as the Snow brothers. Their names tire Earl E. and Horace H Snow , and their ages are 13 and 9 respectively. On July 14 , 1894 , they began the publication - lication of the Star News , a small folio news sheet. They have published this paper regularly every second week since its initial number. Both junior editors are very bright , and it did not take them long to learn the art of typesetting and printing. The only aid they were able to get in act - t quiring their trade were the type specimen - men books and printers' catalogues. The Star News is issued without any assistance from outsiders. Earl , the c elder lad , prepares all copy and assists ) t' in typesetting. He has great journal- isticaspirations. He also displays ex- 4 ellent taste in setting up display ad- vertisements. Horace tends to the disc - c tribution of the type and "kicks" the press. When there h3 no work to be done indoors , both boys go out and hustle for "ads" and subscriptions. The Star News is patronized by the leading merchants of the town where the paper is published. The mechanical - ical part of their work-typesetting , running the press and that sort of thing-is attended to mornings and evenings. The boys attend school in the afternoon. If these young newspaper - paper men are not heard from some day it will not be because they are not worthy a place among the world's work- ers. Wanted to Borrow Ilhn Atvhite. A genial Philadelphian , who for obvious - vious reasons does not care to have his name printed on this occasion , secured a parlor car seat on an express train for Reading a few days ago , and as he was about to pass through the gates was surprised - prised to hear himself accosted in fern- mine tones with the somewhat startling - ling question "Please , mister , could I borrow you for awhile ? " Looking around he found two buxom women who hastily and hesitatingly explained - plained that they were riding on a pass made out in the name of a gentleman and his wife , and , as the gentleman was t not present , they wanted , the genial- looking citizen to place his bought ticket - et at the disposal of one lady and take the other one under his wing while he personated the absent owner of the pass. "Which is my wife"he inquired with an inward qualm lest his own absent better-half should Peer hear the story. "You can take your choice , sir , " said the lady in search of an escort , and he promptly did so by tucking the arm of the youngest fair one under his own oral leading her into the car. The con- ' ple proved to be right jolly tllveling , companions and the citizen's only regret - gret in the transaction was due to a fear that the story might leak out and get home ahead of him. But it didn' ± . Can .lronkeys Think ? "That the monkey possesses rntetlf- gcnce to a remarkable degree is probably - bly true , " said a hotel proprietor who ; I has a small menagerie on his premises. 1"I believe , however , that much of the intelligence with which he is credited ) s due to his love of mimicry. "The other day two young men , with two girls , were at the monkey's cage , feeding him with peanuts. One of the l irls was chewing gum , and one of the 1 men suggested that she give the monkey - key some , expecting that , if he took it in his mouth , it would-stick to his teeth , and he would make sorry work of trying to chew IL The girl at once parted with a + the sweet morsel that she was so indu- 1 triously chewing , extenoing it toward grabbed it in- the caber The monkey stantly and put it in his mouth , but , , , ) instead of chewing it or attempting to , began pulling it out iii small ribbons , as children are frequently seen to do. When he had it all out of his mouth , he 1 roiled it into a compact ball between 1 his hands , threw it into his mouth , and t I began the operation again. He ap- geared to enjoy the performance as , t much as his visitors. That was Imita- tion. " t "That's all right , " rejoined another , " + "but I had an experience with thq 1 'rf I same monkey wherein he displayed in- telligence. I was by'the cage , smoking , one day , and I thought to annoy him i by blowing smoke in his face. I was i much surprised to find that , instead of being annoyed , he enjoyed It , as was t evidenced by his edging up as near me as possible , to receive the smoke in larger volumes. Soon he began scratching - ing himself at the point where most of the omoko came against' him. When I smoked one side for a few minutes , he would turn squarely around , to have the other side treated in the same way. Then he sat up directly in front of me and received the smoke squarely in the face and neck. I don't know whether lie held his breath , but he did not cough , sneeze , or wince a particle. To complete - plete the job , he then sat with his back toward me , and it would have done yen good to have seen him throw his hind feet over his back and scratch. It made me think of the kickers of a hay tedder in motion. Now , that monkey knew ; through some sort of intelligence , that nothing 'vtll send fleas and other insects to the surface or stupefy them as effectually as tobacco smoke. " A Bird I'oisots her Young. It has been claimed by observers of birds that some of the feathered tribe will feed their young if they are caged , and if they fail after a certain time to release them will bring them a poisoned weed to eat , that death may end their captivity. About a week ago at the Holstein ranch the children captured a nest of three young orioles , and they were immediately caged and hung in a tree. The mother was soon about calling - ing her young , and in a little while brought them some worms. She continued - tinued feeding them regularly for several - al 'days without seeming to pay much attention to the persons about. But on Sunday came the tragic ending that demonstrated the theory relative to birds. She brought them a sprig of green on Sunday morning and disap- peared. In less than an hour they all died. The sprig was examined anti proved to be the deadly larkspur , a weed that will kill full-grown cattle. The little creatures lay dead in the cage and slightly foaming at the mouth , victims of their mother's stern resolve that her offspring should die by her own act rather than live in captivity-- Carson ( Nev. ) Appeal. Shifted tito.Blame. He is a charming little fellow of four , pretty in his ways , good to look at , but as naughty as they are made. He sat on the bottom steps , kicking his fat I little legs andrefusing utterly to obey his father , who had told him to go upstairs - stairs several times in increasing degrees - grees of severity. After a few minutes I o > ' this clashing of . .ills his exasperated - ed young parent picked him up somewhat - what suddenly , carried him up , and set i him down very firmly on the chair fn his room , went out and shut the door. Silence reigned. Not a sound from him for at least half an hour. Then r the door was opened and a sweet little voice called out , . "Father , have you got over your tantrum - I trum yet , for I should like to come down. " lie Tramped from St. Louie. ii arl Becca of St. Louis , who says he is anxious to obtain a musical education - tion , reached New York at 10 a. in. Monday , having walked , he says , all the i way from that city. Becca started from . St. Louis on September 20 , with the in-1 tention of covering the distance in fifty- two days. The journey occupied just that length of time. Becca averaged twenty-five miles a day. He spent one day each at Indianapolis - apolis , Columbus , Pittsburg and Jersey City and t'vo days at Philadelphia. He ' started out without any money , but earned enough , with what was given him , to pay his way.-New Fork World. Witero lie Drew the Lino. A little 5-year-old boy had some dU- ficulty with a neighbor's children during - ing the afternoon , and that night he was not feeling in a very Christian spirit After lie had : gone to bed his mother came in to tuck him away snugly. "Did you .say your prayers ? " se in- quired. "Yes , ma : ' " "And did you pray for the heathen ? ' The boy was slow to answer. "Yes , ma , I did , " he said at 'last ; "all of them-except them next door. . " -New York Mercury. : ; ot 'Separated Even by Death. Here is a Georgia goose story Two gentlemen were standing en a street corner when they were approached by a man offering for sale two dressed geese. They decided to purchase , but the dealer insisted on selling the two fowls .to one man. . Accordingly one of them bought the two and sold again to his friend. After the transaction war ; completed the goose vender was asked why lie wouldn't sell the fowls sep- arate. Said he : "That old goose and gander have been together thirty years and I wouldn't separate them for any consideration. " Written by an Indian. "Awaked by Sinai's Awful Sound" is the only hymn known to have been written by an American Indian. It was the work of Samson Occum , , an Iii dian preacher of great ability. He visited - ited England in 1766 to raise funds for an Indian school , and secured 10,000 for the institution that afterward became - came Dartmouth college. Stole a Rouse. At Muncie , Ind. , a peculiar case of ' thievery was reported at police head- quarters. Farmer George Keesling came to the city to inspect his property and found that his new six-room cottage bad been stolen and he could not locate it. Superintendent Fortner thinks the house has been drawn away and rebuilt so as to prevent identification a I . Babies on Bicycies. There is reason in the crusade which' hasbeen begun at Sau Francisco against the carrying of babies on bicycles . It may be the children like it , just as their fathers do , but the real point is that the practice is too dangerous. Accidents - cidents arc always liable to occur , and while the rider takes his own chance I and has every opportunity to save himself - self , the baby has to take much greater - or risks. 'rite mere fact that it is there tends to rob the rider of nerve at critical - al times. Those who are managing the campaign in California rely partly on the law of that state which makes it a misdemeanor to place a child in 1 any position dangerous to life or limb. -1lartford Times , Frost , Frolic and Business. I 'rho Wind over frozen ponds and lakes. over snow-fieldsof plains unrlopencountry , I,1s t heavily charged with frost and fine Far- tides of frozen flatter. It is the most penetrating - etrating way for chill to set in. Sudden warmth , sudden chill , and severe colds. Girls and loys skating , driving for pleasure or business , and inea at work afield know the difference is temperature. Yet the youngsters skate away and with mouth open laughing take in a dose of soretliroat. Drivers and workmen throw usido wraps and all know the next day from soreness and stiffness what sudden chill means. Now the best tiling to do when housed is to rub well atonce with St. Ja obs Oil. If you do , yon will not have sorethroat ; or if you are still' and sore , it Will cure b } varmuing the surface to throw out the chill. Swallowed tire 1'nllywogs. Uncle Jack returns from a long walk ' and , being somewhat' thirsty drinks from a tumbler he finds on the table. Enter his little niece. Alice , who instantly - stantly sets up a cry of despair. Uncle Jack-1Vhat's the matter , Julie ? " Alice ( weeping- ) " You've ' i dunked up my quarium and you've swallswed my free pollywogs.- - hobeth Sunday herald. Deafness Can Sot lie Curet By local applications , as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness , and that Is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition - dition of the muous lining of the Eustachian - tachian Tube. When the tube is inflamed - flamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing , and when It is entirely - tirely closed Deafness is the result , and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condition , hearing will be destroyed forever - ever ; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh , which Is nothing but an Inflamed - flamed condition of the mucous sur- faces. We will give One hundred Dollars for any case of Dearness ( caused by Catarrh - tarrh ) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars , free. F. J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo 0. Sold by druggists ; 75c. Hall's Family Pills , :5c. The Yankee Would Help. A little Virginia boy , who was much interested in listening to a discussion of a war question between this country and England , asked : "Papa , if we go to war with England will the Yankees help us fight for our ccuntry ? " i Attu to added , ' If they do we can whip the English to pieces. " IOWA PATENT OFFICE REPORT. 1118 MoiNi'i , J5hti rx 12.-Paieiits have been allowed , but not yet issued , as follows : To the Prouty-Fowler Soap Co. , of Des Moines , for three trade-marks , to-wit : The word symbols - bols , lb-Peep , Peek-a-Boo , and Jack- Tar. To J. IL IChisey , of Milo , for a wire stretcher specially adapted to be clalnpel fast to a post for stretching fence wires and splicing broken wires. I To Deborah Owen , of Van Wert , for a novelty for women. described in one of i the claims as follows : A dress protector - tector consisting of an overskirt gathered at its sides at the lower portion thereof , and provided with fastening devices to secure the said side portions about the ankles of time wearer and also provided with fastening devices along the lower edge , between the first named fastening devices , to secure the same between the legs of the wearer. Printed copies of the drawings and specifications of any one patent sent to any address for 25 cents. Valuable information about securing , valuing and selling patents sent free. Tno1tAs 0. AND J. RALI'11 Ouwio , Solicitors of Patents. Some of the Jalaneseso'.diers wear paper elothing. I believe niy prompt use of l'isp's Cure rTevcntecl quick consnml tion.-Mrs. Lucy - Wallace , Marquette , Kans. , Dee , 12 , ' 93. Sd ftsliness is 'self-robbery , no matter whether it dwells in a'hut or in a palace. "Hannon's'P3ab fc Corn Salve. " 1VsrrantedLu ewe or money refunded , .1slz 'oar druggi.t for it. d'rtcel5 cents I 3atrimonia ! : triumphs of gentlewomen in trade cause more to ; o into it. FITS-MiFtostop ) pcdfree'hyDr.Klinr's'Gr , 't ICerveitestorer. Soritsattertln nrstuny'susn , bltrveluuscures. TreatsscandS'3trtatbo .tlrfrrt , bitcas . head.toUt.hnts3ldreb5Phllala. BETTER WALK A MILE than fail to get a 5-cent package of Cut and Slash smoking tobacco if you want to enjoy a real good smoke. Cut and Slash cheroots are as good as many 5-cent cigars , and you get three for 5 cents. Sure to please , r SILVER KING BARLEY , lie BU. PER ACRE. a The barley wonder. Yields right along on poor , good or indifferent soils s0 to 100 bus. per acre. That pays at 20c. a bushel ! Salzer's mammoth catalogue is full of good things. Silver Mine Oats yielded 209 bushels in 1595. It will do better in 1896. Hurrah for Teosinte , Sand Vetch , Spurry and Giant Clover and lots of grasses and clovers they offer. 35 packages earliest vegetables $1.00. If you will cut this out and send It with lOc. postage to the John A. Sal- zer Seed Co. , La Crosse , Wis. , you will bet free t : : grain and grass samples , including barley , etc. , and their mammoth - moth catalogue. Catalogue alone 5c. for mailiIlg , w.n. Loading Ships by Electricity. One of the most wonderful laborsaving - saving inventions of time day is the new electric stevedore or movable conveyor for loading a ship with flour or grain front an ordinary warf. Its length is forty feet , two wheels in the center allowing it to be moved at trill. The actuating power is electricity. The revolving - volving belt on which the sacks are placed is of rubber , and passes over twelve rollers. The belt revolves at such a speed as to carry all the weight in flour or grain that can be placed upon it. This apparatus recently loaded a steamer with three thousand tons of flour at the rate of seventy-five tons per hour. The ( lift of a Good Stomach Is one of the most benificerit donations vouchsafed to us by nature. llow often it is grossly abused t lt'hetltor the stomach is naturally weak , or has been rendered so by im trudeaee in eating or drinking. Ilostet- ter s Stomach Bitters is the best.v , ent for its restoration to vigor and activity. Both digestion and appetite are renewed by this fine tonic , which also overcome , constipation - tion , lull iousness , malarial , kidney and rheumatic ailments and nervousness. We can only do our lest when we are sure we are right. "Bnoas's Bttoxc liitr. ' ' 1tocliEs' ' are un egaa'ed for clearing the voice. Public speakers and singers the world over use them. Love ran be misunderstood , but never overestimated. Parker's Ginger ' 1'audc lc popular for it , gOCd work. Si.fering , brad , sleep era , nCri- ous n Owen find nothing so saotulcg and reviving. Modern vtoman sometimes stoop exreed- inglylov to con luer. Vhat a cease of relief ll is to know that you have no tn're cows. Iiinnerco us rent vcs them , and very comforting it is. 15c at dru gsts. ( Much doing is not so important as well doing. Ilreman'MCamphor Ice with Glycerine. The original and only genuine. Cures Chap let ) Elands and Face , Cold Sorts , &c. C.G.CIarkCo.Njlaven.Ct- Society men add to their Popularity by leing deferential to old ladies. COLORADO GOLD MINES. If you are interested in gold gaining or wish to keep posted regarding the wonderful strides being made in Colorado - rado , it will pay you to send fifty cents for a year's subscription to The Gold diner , an ill _ ated monthly paper published at Deer. Some noblemen and their American wives' money are soon alienated. c ' -I' . ' IA 4\ w1 .3. oi : 32 W c O ' Boti the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken ; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste. and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys , Liver and Bowels , cleanses the sys tern efectually. dispels colds , headaches - aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced - duced , pleasing to the taste and acceptable - ceptable to the stomach , prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects , prepared only from the most healthy and. agreeable substances , its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy. known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in SO cent bottles b V all leauing _ drug- gists. Any reliable druggist who may not ill eve it on hand wiIl procure - cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accent anv substitute. CALIFCR'iT ? FIG SYRUP CG. SAh' FRANCISCO , CAL. IJIlrSVJU.E , gr , flew YOLK , N.R it 'Jo 1l e J ) o J ' ( ' ' 1 ; lr0 _ a' J , , Io ) JJ , ' to 11,1' , ) ro1. 1 J . . - . I J J J ) J 0 tD 1 Bottlebindrng0 Cl C S U , You canyt'ucia of the quality of a book b } 'the binding , o J S or tell the contents by the title. You look for the name of the author before you 1)u } r the book. The name of - - 1 SI Robert Louis Stevenson ( for instance ) on the back guarantees - tees the inside of the book , whatever the outside may be. S Theresa parallel between books and bottle s. The U binding , or .wrapper , of a bottle is no guide to the quality , L of the medicine the bottle contains. The title on the bottle J is n ® warrant for confidence in the contents. It all depends S on # h e author's name. Never mind who made the bottle. (1 ( 0 Who made the medicine ? That's the question. a 0 J , Think of this when buying Sarsaparilla. It isn't the binding of the bottle or the name of the medicine that o you're to go by. That's only printer's ink and paper ! The ' J question is , who made the medicine ? What's the author's o j name ? \Vllen you see flyer's name on a Sarsaparilla bot- J I tie , that's enough. The name Ayer guarantees the best , G and has done so for 50 years. iJ i { , J (0 ( tot . , . , C . J 11 , 0 . , ) c1 i , . of , , l Jl _ , 'o' ) .J o.J n J , J . , ono ' ' , I I I I . H y _ Uc\-\ : rr - f 7 1 J / L r r S I i x u , 1 I 1 II r . S \ I h h 1r 1 i-- r , are di&chared I to no ue forany one that ha 1 : f The Iargestpiece o tobacco ever so or to ten an i cep piece is n ea l as a re as you e other ' © r io cen + f Lg - : ; , ' u . , ) I3 : : ciW't ; r . ' 'r. " a h 1 1 d. * , o. r : a ' it : or ; a . e r 7en erd o 0 0 72es19 fr1ce A striking article in the February issue of e 01a dies one ' ours ' Ovei 700,000 Copies Sold TEN CENTS A COPY. ONE DOLLAR A YEAR FOR SALE EVERYWHERE t to look after renewals and revsub- Agents Wanted scnbc.rs. 1 rofitabh ' c 'm 1 11 0 , v n rent. The Curtis Publishing Company , Philadelphia T-CCIFYRIGHT 1895 BY THE CURTIS PUB I51-HO COMPANY--- 6 > 3r - ro EarliestVegetable ! r , . ' , Secdspostpatd , - ' - - P I Have often seen seed come up poor and scldy. withont ' Y sufficient vitalttytoprattuc0acrop. that wa , ait ubj ctles- , hon timt poor seeds produce poor crops.- but when you plant rA ' - - ' Snlzer's Northern-grown Seeds for garden or farm.tltr 'eenechanges as r if by magic. Instead of pour yields you at once get rousing crops. crops 1 thatwili gladden yourheart and till your purse. for Salzcr's seeds are full 1 of life , full of vigor , full u : producing qua.ities. w $400 IN GOLD PRIZES. , . , ' t We pay this on Osts , Barley , and Corn. a"J bushes of Silver Mine It r , ( Nameless Beauty ) Oatigrown ononeacre wontheprizeIn i55. You can teatthat ! It is the zrpatat O.tt of the century. No more hand times it 't ; e yell sot' a plenty of 5az : r's Barley , Oats , Yotatoes. Grtss and Cloven : have you tried Teosinte. Staline , Giant Spurry and Gmnat Quick-Jrowtcg Lerman Clover ? CatAo uc tells all about these 'odder 1'laats. SPLENDID VEGETABLES. Large selections , many splendid sorts. Evcrythingcheap Onion Seed at OOc.perlb.1Upkts.llcter Secd. 5c. 1OOOJO Roses , Plants and Small Fruits. hardy as Oak. Send 'r for 31arketGardener s t.'holesaly List. d C PLEASE CUT OUT THE FOLLOWIUC AND SEND IT With IOe. in stamps to .luha A. Salzrr Seed Co..1.aCrO se , Wi. , anal get free their great catalogue and 10 pk.s. Grasses. Oats. BariCy a d ( .nuns Il , . 1 1 ° I f f r I r t I1IflIE : : : : : : : : : t L4- hLU4 - - , - - - - - - STEEL WEB PICKET FENCE. CABLED FIELD AND HOG FENCE , Also CAtfi.Es ) POIJLI'it1 . ( : 4.LIE1 iSD ICAltflrr t'ECz. Wenannfaetureacomplete line of Smooth Wire tenche tad guarantee eery artlcta to to a .reprtr rented. if youconiderquatitywevan'eve youmoney. Iat..o uorrer. De Kaib Fence Con 121 High Streit , , DE KALB , iLL. PARKER'S . , clHAIR BktSAPIf cl eaa es and be.ut ties the Imir. , - Pronotts a luxuriant growth. Never Fails to Restore Gray r Hair to its Youthful Color. j 'Itr = r Cures scalp dieases & hair taUtn . - SOc.andLfxlat DrnrQits - - y o P a CUt1E5UEUE ALL ELSE FAILS. Best g i S Tortes Good. Use Cot m . S Id by druggists. ' _ I I 1 Y ) 1