f 7 i 1 f INCREASED PAPER SALES D BY I BRADFORD'S Boots. , Inglaud'a ! Slreota Echo with tire Loss of Amer/eau Manufactnrcra-1nrrenso cif , , , ; foooo00 la Shipments or Worsted ' koatbtga-Shoddy and Itas. rr r ( i 1 k , , f . r " . . 4 s Bradford Dec. 20 1895.-Hush , , - ! Silence - lence ! What is that I hear ? Not the ' street urchin , carrying under his arm his usual bundle of evening papers and shouting in every one's ears the final result of the morning or afternoon 'races ; but with a changed chorus he rings forth most sonorously "Bradford Trade With America ! Heavy Business I' Maintained. " What better cry could the newsboy have in his eagerness to sell his bundle of news ? None whatever , for nothing touches the "quick" of Bradford's heart Labor , Capital , and Protection. LABOR , r Eanii > ag CQpQGitt'0 1920 5o0 Oollar ; ycT liar III Sn " 475 X485 1 ' 1 5Sa S , f + (0 DGTh1 per taryz yis 7375 373- 3O- s48 3&3 DcUars eriJcar3:5 325 215 z75 ' ' 250 .So ! au izn 110 Dollars pet ! ear is its i r uS tzS IDDciars l river S . + . { ncreaseS 9 tp r , o iiTen Yeats ,25- ' t 0 _ 3990 , ( j _ Qveraye amlual Pay to IUage Earners u 4 . . % \ 1fanufacturin Industries ( t GAPi 'A . Earnirl , CaPaciy , pSfiS 19g One Fir Cc. , 97 = - 443 9 9 SieehMSf oneI2'test 17 ih 7 7 6'L GIs 6Tes e cn ttrarE . Q cg 5-I 5 [ ° 4' . i l Tf + lf5 of one ant 34 3 .3- 3 , , - ' + h 2Ta s oFcn pprteat 11 = ( Decrease t ' , in Nine dears " & _ 319'0 'f tt Earn oJthOapita1 chd Surplus o' National Banks sooner than to know what is her position - tion in regard to her American trade. If prosperous she will respond with a smiling face ; if the reverse then you may expect a frown and a scowl. Haying - ing glanced through the American con- 1 sul's latest production , it was soon evident - dent that we were sailing still in deep waters. However , let us take soundings - ings and see how matters stand. t "Can I yet report any decline ? " you j ask solemnly. None whatever ; for October - tober returns step forth and claim a third position. The occasions referred to were July and August , when the totals - tals were 534,301 and 606,8S0 respectively - tively , while October returns show a no + mean total of 517,279. But the reason of the total exports of July and August being so much in excess of those for the past month is to be found in the fact that immense quantities of raw material - terial were sent out in these months , and , on this , of course , the labor employed - ployed is infinitesimal as compared with manufactured products. This to a true hearted Yankee , with a feeling of concern for his own domestic factories , cannot be ligl'tly passed over , for in manufactured fabrics October jumps into the second place and not - the third. Really it is in this department - ment where all the weight of argument comes in , for if one could see as large an increase in the exportation of raw materials , it would speak volumes for your domestic makers ; but the result being the opposite-made-up fabrics- instead of raw materials , it must tell powerfully against domestic mills. I say again , that while the principal manufactured exports are below August - gust , yet they are considerably above July figures. Look for a moment at worsted coatings - ings , stuff goods and woolen goods. In i . July there were sent to your side goods of these descriptions to the value of 360,110 , ' in August 4255,682 , and In October 408,540. And I make bold to affirm that , if there had been In October five Thursdays and five Fridays , as there were in August , October - tober shipments would have been the biggest ever yet chronicled. Why is that , you ask ? Simply because the principal cargo vessels leave Liverpool at the week's end and on the two days previous , Thursday and Friday , three- fourths of the declared shipments are made. This I know for a fact is the prevailing custom among our Anglo- A.merican shippers. Worsted coatings-and what an amount of labor Is spent in producing this class of wearing apparel-gives to American makers another hard knock. Last month's shipments of this class of goods is the largest since the new tariff came into operation. Think of it , 182- 109 worth of goods in four weeks. This means 45,542 worth per week , and 6,747 per 27 working days declared. If orders for this amount had to be given out of 27 domestic factories it would mean just a little in every department - partment of manufacture. The shipments - ments of worsted coatings alone for each consecutive month are worthy of recapitulation. Let every reader look at them squarely and soberly and study out what they mean. Shipments of worsted coatings under Gorman act , 1895 : s. d. January . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .154,513 G 10 February . . . . . . . . . . . . . .X46,6.41 2 3 March . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .145,0S2 2 4 April . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .116,506 2 6 May . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .154,998 11 11 June . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .115,9S7 4 11 July . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .127,110 10 5 August . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .160,986 0 1 September . . . . . . . . . . . . .172,454 15 2 October . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .182,169 1 4 Total . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1,476,178 17 . 9 Shipments of worsted coatings under McKinley tariff , 1S94 : s. d. January . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17,606 S 4 February . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20,957 0 9 March . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19,657 17 3 April . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14,429 4 7 May . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14,326 it 1 June . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16,746 5 11 July . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22,186 12 8 August . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,809 5 9 September . . . . . . . . . . . . . .33,671 0 11 October . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .57,187 19 Total . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .238,608 G S Gigantic increase of foreign shipments - ments of worsted coatings alone in ten months' time of 1,237,870 Us. id. ! But in the words of the apostle of old I would exclaim : And what shall I say more ? These have all obtained a good consular report , have passed safely into your markets to clothe the backs and adorn the persons from whom your domestic makers have the right to demand - mand their first support and patronage. YANKEE. Clothing Trade Troubles. "The past sixweeks haswitnessed the failure of an unusually large number of firms engaged in the cloaking and clothing trade , and indications point to additional embarrassments before the close of the present month. The collapses - lapses have also extended to a few dry goods jobbing houses. " The foregoing is from the Wool and Cotton Reporter of Nov. 7. It points f out clearly the nature of the free trade revival in business and confirms the reports - ports of increasing trade failures that have already been published. The Wool and Cotton Reporter further says , that , "the present time is perhaps the most critical one of all the year. " Possibly - sibly the times will be even more critical - cal later in the year , or during 1896. It also stated that "the banks appear to be scrutinizing more closely than ever those who apply to them" for credit. This seems to be a little peculiar - liar , because we have time and again been assured by the free trade papers of the country that all the weak concerns - cerns had gone to the wall during the free trade panic of 1893 and 1894. Now , it is the solid and sound concerns that must be smashed , and , when the banks are "scrutinizing more closely than ever" the credit of the solid business concerns that escaped the free trade wreck of 1593 and 1594 , it shows the nature of a free trade business revival and the erect of a policy of free trade in wool. Bankers have no confidence in either. Wages Broken , but Gate Closest 1ARKETS F THE WORlO , rz ti y'ttl . i r 4 Was a Revenno Raiser. The McKinley tariff law may have not been perfect. No human law is , and yet there never was a time during the time it was in operation when the government - ernment had to borrow money to pay its running expenses.-The Repub- lican-Record , Carrollton , Mo. Brillsh Carpets Coming. The British carpet trade must be im- proving. The English sales to this country were 112,300 yards to September - ber 30 , 1894 , and 53,400 yards this year , an. increase of 411,100 yards. And this was with our free wool policy. ( . - > .W - * J FOR BOYS AND S. GOOD SHORT SKETCHES FOR OUR YOUNG READERS. "Vice Is Gay In Her Apparel"-An In- splrng ) Example-Happiness Versus Riches-An Audacious Statement-A Now Spelling Game. 1 ICE is gay in ! her apparel ; ' There is music with her train. Lo , the dance , the shout , the carol- How enticing is the strain ! Aye , but mark the note of anguish That her glamor fails to drown. God ! some soul is left to languish , By the roadside stricken down' Gaily onward-never heeding What those wheels must overr4de- Human hearts all crushed and bleeding 'heath her juggernaut of pride ! Virtue walks not in the highway- Blatant , with a brazen tongue : In the scarce frequented byway t Her uplifting song Is sung. How her presence yields a blessing , Misery to comfort turning ! Fair and cool her hand is pressing Troubled brows with fever burning. In her train are Grace and Beauty , Worth and Goodness , Honor , Youth , } Wisdom , Love , and homely Duty , Simple Strength and wondrous Truth. Unto Virtue life is treasure , Dear to have and sweet to cherish. Life to Vice is but a pleasure Cast aside and left to perish ! An Inaphring Txam : + le. Gladstone well says that advice chills , but example inspires. Who is not roused to higher living by the example of Chrysostom when summoned before the Roman emperor ? When threatened with banishment should he persist in adhering to the Christian faith , lie replied : "The world is my Father's house ; thou canst not banish me. " "But I will slay thee , " said the em- peror. "Thou canet not , " said the heroic man , "for my life is hid with Christ in God. " "I will take away thy treasures. " "Nay , " was the answer. "In the first place , I have none that thou knowest of. My treasure is in heaven , and my heart is there. " "But I will drive thee away from thy friends. " "Not so , " answered Chrysostom. "I have a Friend in heaven from whom thou canst not separate me. I defy thee ; there is nothing thou canst do to i hurt me. " , An Audacious Statement. It occurred at a well conducted tea meeting held in the Methodist church at the "Corners. " A bountiful supper had been served , and the people were now seated in the auditorium in pleasant - ant anticipation of the promised pro- gram of speech and song. The choir sang an opening anthem , then the chairman - man announced that the Rev. Mr. Awd , a stranger from a distant town , would deliver an address. The reverend brother arose , laid out his open watch in parliamentary style. This was an encouraging sign , for the young people , who found it hard to keep still. Alas ! time is not measured by machinery. Some men talk an hour and it seems ten minutes ; other men talk ten minutes and it seems the re- verse. It was soon discovered the present - ent preacher belonged to the latter class. He rambled on , without "pith or point. " Some of the aforesaid young people thought they would rather do the talking - ing themselves and commenced , but so quietly no one noticed them except the orator. With a flash of his eye he dismayed - mayed his audience by snatching his watch , grabbing his notes , and with a haughty air of offended dignity , marched out. The chairman , equal to the occasion , calmly announced the next speaker , whose subject , by great good fortune , was entitled "Cheerfulness" Next morning a short item in the village paper caused some amusement : "Mr. Awd awed his audacious audience - ence in the auditorium by his odd man- ner. Signed , 'An Odd Subscriber. ' Note by editor : Audited and found correct. " Happiness Versus Riches. , The latest testimony to the fact that riches do not bring happiness comes from the lips of a member of perhaps the richest family on earth. Baron Al- phonse de Rothschild , when recently asked for his views on happiness- whether he thought that riches led to happiness , replied : "Ah , no ! " answered the millionaire , sadly and slowly , "that would be too glorious ! Happiness is something totally - tally different. I suppose , " he added , reflectively , "some advantages do attach - tach to money , or people would not give themselves so much trouble to gain it ; but , believe me , the truest source of happiness is-work ! " Constant 3lovoments of Our Globe. According to Professor John Milne. the crust of. the great globe "upon which we live and have our being" is in a constant state of agitation , weaving - ing in and out , up and down , like a circus - cus tent in a cyclone. There are earth movements that are experienced at all times and in all lands , but they are so slight from month to month and year to year that they generally escape de- tection. In all the countries in Europe and in many of those in Asia , most notably Corea and Japan , these tiltings are so great as to be noticed even by the unscientific and inexperienced representatives - resentatives of the lower castes. Germany - many seems to be the seat of greatest European earth-crust agitation , Japan occupying a similar position in Asia. Of the above countries , Professor Milne says : "In both Germany and Japan a tide-like movement , too great. to be produced by lunar attraction , has been observed , the ground being tilted once every twenty-four hours and sometimes - times twice , in which case the night disturbance would be greater , and in all cases buildings , trees , etc. , stand slightly - ly inclined , like cornstalks in a gentle , steady breeze. " Anglers Say the Carp Must Go. Interviews with men engaged in seir. ing for the Chicago market and prominent - inent anglers demonstrate-that the government - ernment and-state fish commissioners in placing German carp in the Illinois and other rivers of the State , with a view to furnishing a plentiful and good food for the people of the State , have t loosed a weapon which has already driven nearly every game fish from the i rivers in which carp planting took place. Investigation shows that , whereas - as pike and bass , both black anti green , were numerous in the Illinois , they are now almost a rarity , having been driven out by the ever-hungry carp , which has 'multiplied so rapidly that one catch recently drew in five tons. It is said ; by the fishermen that the carp roots in the mud and sand at the bottom of the river in search of food , and eats the eggs of the game fish , thus raking their' ' destruction certain. Tit for Tat. Mr. Way , a minister , was called to officiate at a colored wedding. He was I fond of a joke and thought to get up ' a laugh at the bridegroom's expense. Guests , white and colored , were present. After the ceremony Mr. Way said to the bridegroom , "Mr. Johnson , it is customary - tomary , I think , on such occasions as , this for the minister to kiss the bride , ' but we will omit that little form on this occasion. " Of course the company indulged in a laugh. After a little time the bridegroom called to the minister , and said , "Mr. Way , I think it is customary on such occasions as this for the bridegroom to hand the minister officiating a ten-dol- lor bill , but we will omit that little form on this occasion.-E. L. Frazier. A Few Redeeming Spots. Little five-year-old Dorothy is afflicted - ed with that not at all unusual dislike in children-a strong aversion to water. Some time since she was spending the day with her aunt , and seriously objected to having her face-and hands washed , preparatory to eating lunch. "Why , " she expostulated , "my mother washed me all over every single bit of me just before I came here ! " "Well , my dear , " said her aunt , "your hands and face are certainly very dirty now , and I guess yott needed the bath mamma gave you , too. " The little lady drew herself up with dignity. "There was spots on me , " she said , looking at her aunt reprovingly , "that wasn't dirty a bit-Elsie ! H. Kiefer. Fishermen Netting Ducks. Oshkosh , Wis. , sportsmen are very much agitated over the discovery that the efforts of the fishermen have been diverted from the netting of fish to the netting of ducks and that the operations - erations on account of the extent and ease of capture threaten the extermination - nation or driving away of ducks from that vicinity , which contains some of the best feeding grounds in the world. One fisherman is said to have caught ) 500 ducks in a day. The ducks dive for food , get entangled in the net and drown. They are barreled and shipped to Green Bay and Chicago. Old nets are used so that if captured by the game wardens the loss will' be small. Good Eyesight. While Mrs. McFadden was working for Mrs. Dixon she came frequently to her , saying she could not find things. ) On one occasion she could not find the poker , high nor low. Mrs. Dixon joined in the search. "Why , here it is , Mrs. McFadden , " called Mrs. D7xon , "right on top of the stove. " "Shure an' I didn't see it there , ma'am , " replied Mrs. McFadden. "I'll tell you what it is , " said Mrs. Dixon. "You are near-sighted , Mrs. McFadden. " "Indade and I'm not , ma'am ; I can see as far as I can look , " was the reply.- Jane Spence. Dog from Balloon. One of the features advertised for a balloon ascension here , says the Broc- ton , Mass. , Enterprise , was a parachute ' drop by a man , a woman and a dog , the dog being fastened to a bar. When the # day came the stalwart form of Lemuel B. Burrill , special agent for eastern ; Massachusetts of the S. P. C. T. A. , loomed up at the grounds , and after he , had talked with a member of the committee - mittee in charge of the balloon ascension - sion the member told a reporter that the dog would get a holiday the rest of the week. The man and woman could risk their necks if they wanted to , but the nerves of the dog , and perhaps his neck , were going to be saved. li i l Five Deer In Half an ilonr. Henry Leight , living in the town of Westfield , Wis. , last week shot five deer within thirty minutes' time and within ' j a circle of one mile. t _ _ -z- tlY angta. . , THE HORSELESS VEHICLE ti t i General SlIIes Conahloring Its Utillty In Army Use-Would Do a Great Saving. WASIIINGTON , Jan. 1.-Goa Miles i now making a study of the horseless t vehicle , with a view to determining its utility' in army use. The idea is to use it for the army trains. At each of its forty-ono military posts our army employs two or more wags ens , prescribed by the Quartermaster General. The larger , the six-mule ' wagon , is for transporting army sup. plies to and from railroad stations on I the frontier posts. The other , known I as the escort wagon , ii pulled by two I or four uncles. It is used in the more thickly settleit regions , for the same purpose , as well as for official errands. prose wagons have been used in the army since the war , with but little alteration. The horseless vehicle , if feasible , would be a big improvement over them. Besides , it would be a great saving. Our small army of 2,000 : men employs - ploys 9,000 horses and mules for uses of the cavalry and artillery and for general drafting purposes. The average - age cost of these for the last fiscal year , for instance , ranged from $95 to $168 each , the cavalry horses costing the least even less than the. Government ment mules , and draft horses the most. Thus the army makes a great outlay each year , not only for purchasing horses , but for keeping them well fed and groomed. COPPINGER'S PROMOTION. Ills Nomination to Be a Brigadier Still Held Up. WASIIINGTON' , Jan. l.--The nomination - tion of Colonel Coppinger to be brigadier - dier general of the army is still held up in the Senate. There is a hard fight being made against his nomina- tion. This fight is being conducted by the A. P. A. The most serious objection - jection to the distinguished soldier is that he is a Catholic in religion and when a young man served in the Pope's zouaves. Coppinger came to this country in ; 860 , entered the Union army , served with distinction throughout the civil war , has been wounded several times , and received a commission in the reg. War service and in the natural order of things reached the command of his regiment and was nominated by the President to the grade of brigadier general. Colonel Copphnger's wife was the eldest tlauhter of the late James G. Blaine , and it is said that one of the reasons for the serious break between the Blaine and IIarrison families was the refusal of P ; esident IIarrison to promote Coppinger to brigadier tren- cralship when requested to do so by Mrs. Blaine. Last summer , when a vacancy occurred in the grade of brigadier general , Piesident Cleveland promoted Coppinger. A Modern William Tell. HOT SI'nINGs , Ark. , Jan. 1.-"Ari- zona Charley , " whoenjoys the distinction - tion of having conducted a week of bull fighting at Cripple Creek , Col. , in spite of the opposition of the local authorities and the governor , was accidentally - dentally shot and painfully wounded last evening. Ile had too much confidence - fidence in the marksmanship of a friend , whom he requested to shoot a snow ball from the top of his head. The friends nerve was bad and Charley received a painful wound in the forehead. Small Operators Scar if CARTIIAGE , Mo. , Jan. l.-Consider- able interest is manifested here as to the probable outcome of the great zinc combine. As its workings can yet only be guessed , those interested do not feel at liberty to express them- selyes. The impression among many miners and operators is that the result - sult will be simply to choke out of existence all small enterprises and to prevent any further efforts toward the building of any additional smelting works in this section. LIVE STOCK AND Y1tODUCE MAREETS Quotations From Now York , Chicago , St. Loul + , Omaha and Elsewhere. OMAHA. Butter-Creamery separator. . 21 t 22 Butter-Fair to good country. 13 fi4 15 + ggs-Fresh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . li/l 19 Chickens-Dressed , per ia. . . . . . 5Witt 6 lhucks-Per lb . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 ( 10 ' 'urkeys-Per 1b. 9 iD 11 Prairlochickens-l'crdoz. . . . . . 5 50 6 00 Geesel'er lb . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Q 8 Lemons-Choice Messlnas. . . . . 4 26.4 4 W Oranges-1 cr boa 4 00 fj 4 50 Apples-Per bid . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 75 C21 3 50 Sweet potatoes-Good , per bbl 2 00 J 2 75 Potatoes-Per bu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35 ( c4 40 Beans-Navy , hand-pic.edbu : 1 63 t1 1 75 Cranberries- ( ape Cod , prbbl 9 00 rj1O 00 lay-Upland , per ton. . . . . . . . . . 6 50 7 f O Onions-l'erbu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 , 4a 35 Broom Corn-Green , per lb. . . . . . . . 2 . 7 2 4 ilos-n lxcd packing. . . . . . . . . . . . , Ga 3 40 Ilogs-lieavy lV eights. . . . . . . . . . . . 3 40 ly 3 45 Beeves-Stcckers and feeders 2 76 d 3 21) Reef Steers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 00 4 00 Bulls. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 200 4.200 . 175 CA 200 Calves. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 00 tit 5 00 Oxen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 90 t(6 390 ( 'ow , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ISO l 290 Ileifers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : 1 75 O 3 00 ll'esterns. . . 2 la @ 3 15 'beep-Lambs. 4 25 Sheep-Mixed natives. . . . . . 2 50 li4 2 75 t : hI ICAGO. Wheat-No. 2 , spring. . . . . . . . . . . . 56.fZ 57s ( 'orn-Per hu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ; ( A 25.f Oats-Per bu. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 (4 17I Porl : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 S74 S 0 Lard. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 32 t 5:5 + attic-Common to ex beeves. 3 ' 5 Ga 4 75 Hogs-Averages. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 60 3 63 Sheep-Lambs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 60 t 4 i0 ! cheep-Westerns. . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 60 O 3 25 NEW OItK. . Wheat-No. 2 , red winter. . . . . . . 69 69 ? ; orn No. 2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34 t ? 34 = Oats-No. 2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 235 ; 1'orlt- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 85 0 2. Lard- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . / 60 t 5 75 ST. LOUIS. Wheat-No. 2 red , cash. . . . . . . . . CS 6314 Corn-Per bu. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 C 23si Oats-Per bu. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 rt 16 ? ; Hors-1lixed packing. . . . . . . . . . 3 0 R 3 60 Cattle-Nativebeeves. . . . . . . . . 3:5 C44 75 Sheep-Natives . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 2. t.1 3 25 Lams- . . . . . 3 75 ( 4 50 KANSAS CITY. Wheat-No. 2 hard . . . . . . . . . . . . . 57161 : 58 i Corn-No. 2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2C4 2254 Oats-No.2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 t 1614 Catti -Stockerd feeder' 2 40 l j. 350 IlOL.-Mixed l'ackers. . . . . . . . . . 3 3 3 t.0 3 55 ' hecp-Lambs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 00 t . 4 0 i Denied From Washington. WAsun eToN , Jan. 1.-The report' that Iowa Indians have leased 15,000 acres of land from the raw tribe , intending - tending to live off the rental of their allotted lands to whites , is disputed by Indian officials. All leases made by or with Indians require the approval - proval of the Indian bureau , and Indians - dians cannot abandon their allotments and move onto reservation lands only by authority of an act of Congress. This action has never been allowed and the Indian bureau wiUnot authorize - ize it now. I : ! f. The Jutlgo's llusicni Instrument. A new typewriter story comes front India. It appears that one of the English lish judges in India was an expert on the machine , and it occurred to him to use itfor the making of judicial notes. The machine was conveyed into court , when a certain novelty was imparted to the proceedings by the click of the keys and the tinkle of the bell which indicated that a line had been com- pleted. The prisoner was found guilty and sentenced. Promptly he appealed , on the ground that , instead of listening - ing to the evidence , the judge hail whiled away his time by playing on a musical instrument This was a technicality - nicality as well as a typewriter , and quite a good enough reason for u bad man to get a new trial. Coe's Cough Balsam h the oldest and best. It Rill break up aCold rruloiG erth.tnau ) thlnQelse. It is always reliable. 'try lt. If you havo' ' both tracts and broad to give to the poor , give thorn the broad first. Woman wants dress ; man wants ad- dress. I We have not been withoutl'iso's Cure for Consumption for twenty years.-Llzzlht FrriLt. , Camp St. , Harrisburg , Pa. , day 4 , ' 91. The extent of your trouble is the importance - tanco which you attach to yoursof. : Many a man who claims thutcharity begins gins at home lots his wife saw the wood. Hood's Sarsaparllla has over and over again proveL itself the best blood ) ; u critlerncedi- calscience has ever produced. It curd when other medicines utterly fail. Iti record is unequalled in the history of medicine. Its success fs based upon its intrinsic merit. flood's i o 'Pt J I The One True Blood Purifier. ; 1 ; 6 for 5. Mood's PI1I c envy to buy , easy to lake , IJ e'y ht effect. : S cents tPtf tiA + . h 1a Y f h * V7 tifi h h7Ah 1h"1 A)1. Y" 1Vorid's Fair ! HIGHEST AIVARD. . -.r I GRANUN I S u1'e and UlSWee ene an can e retained tile weakest s omac J safe , ease ly digested or DYSPEPTICS ! Sold by DRUGGISTS EVERYtVHERE ! John Curie & Sons. New York. ,7 \/afri.4lW a [ V4ri .4i.i4tM1ir.i4lV [ + 1 The Greatest fledical Discovery of the Age. MEDCA1 p 6OVERY ! DONALD KENNEOY , OF PC1 LJ , MASS. , llas discovered in (41C of our common pasture weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Hunhor , from the worst Scrofu' ' a down to a COnimoa Pimpc. ! He has tried it in over eleven hundred rases , and never failed except in two rases ( both thunder humor ) . He has now in his possession over two hundred t'ertificates of its value , all within twenty miles of Boston. Send postal card for book. A benefit is always experienced front the first bottle , and a perfect cure is warranted - ranted when tike right quantity is taken. When the lungs are affected it causes shooting pairs , like needles passing through them ; the same with the ' er or Bowels. This is caused by the is being stopped. and always disappears in a week after taking it. Read the label. If the stomach is foul or bilious it will cause squeamish feelings at first. 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