The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, November 29, 1895, Image 1

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In this pleasant land. . , Read Tttr'fttlrutrE and advertise.
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FOURTEENTH YEAR. McCOOK , RED WILLOW COUNTY , NEBRASKA , FRIDAY EVENING , NOVEMBER 29 , 1898. NUMBER 28. ; . ,
A Terrible Railroad Disaster.
A head-end collision between No , 4 ,
Chicago limited express , and a fast
Freight , occurred on the Santa Fe road
near Shoemaker , a siding twenty-eight
miles north of has Vegas , on last Monday -
day , which resulted in the death of two
persons and he serious injury of many
others.
The fatal accident occurred on a curve
near a steep embankment overhanging a
river , the mail , express and chair cars
being thrown into the water. The cause
. of the wreck was due to the fact that the
freight failed to make the siding in time
to allow the express to pass.
F. D. Pitney , a former resident of our
city , anti son-in-law of Dr. and Mrs. Peter
Boyle , was one who met his death in
the terrible disaster , being burned beyond -
yond recognition and his head severed
from his body. He was in the employ of
the postal service , running from ha junta
to Santa Fe. Several years ago he was
Superintendent of the schools at Culbert-
son , and afterward was employed by the
DenverTramway Company as conductor.
C. H. Boyle , brother-iii-law of the deceased -
ceased , was in Orleans when the news
, was received , and left on Tuesday even-
- lug for La Junta , where the family rep -
. p . - sided. The remains were accompanied
by Mrs. Pitney and her brother to Tampa -
pa , Illinois , the home of Mr. Pitney's
, Parents , where the interment will taker
place.
Deceased vas 35 years of age and leaves
j a wife and three small children , who have
' . the heartfelt sympathyof this entire coin-
# ; rnuuity in their bereavement.
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Republican Valley Irrigation
Convention.
THE TRIBUNE takesgreat pleasure in
endorsing the proposed holding at Mc-
- Cook , about the middle of February
next , of a Republican Valleyy irrigatiou
convention , such convention being for
double pnrpose of general irrigation discussion -
cussion and the taking of definite steps
for organizing the valleys of the Republican
lican and Frenclimatt rivers , under the
new state law , into districts to be bounded -
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ed for the construction of respective district -
trict irrigation wcrks.
Such work of district organization and
" irrigation construction is already in ac-
five process in the western portion of
the state , notably in Keith county , and
southwestern Nebraska cannot afford to
lose step for an instant in irrigation's
rapid onward march.
Annual Meeting.
The annual meeting of the Red Willow
County Agricultural Society will be held
t at the court house in Indianola on Satur-
urday , December 7th , 1895 , at I o'clock
p. m. Said meeting is for the purpose
of closing up the business of the year
1895 , electing officers for the ensuing
year , and transacting such other business
as may be necessary.
Remember that this is the time for
suggestions or changes necessaryy to be
made for the success of the society. Let
every precinct be represented , and don't
let the business be done by the few. Let
us start with a good attendance at this
meeting. Ladies , come ; you are invited.
C. W. BECK , Secretary.
A Regiment on Wheels.
One of the most striking recommence -
dations in the report of Gen. Miles is
that "a force equal to one full regiment
of twelve companies be equiped with bi-
cyclesand motor wagons , and their utility
thoroughly demonstrated by actual ser-
vice" . He observes that there are more
than 4,000 officers and men in the army
who are able to use the bicycle as a
means of transportation , so that a sufficient -
cient number of the most efficient and
skilled of them would be selected for
such a regiment.
An old Settler Dead.
The early settlers of McCook , will all
remember Grandpa Sims , father of Mrs.
} [ V. W. Fisher , now living at Wauneta.
The old gentleman died on Monday ,
November 24th. at the good old age of
. 83 years. The family have the sympathy
thy of the old time friends.
- Death of Mrs. Fowler.
Mrs. Adelia A. Fowler , mother of the
late Frank Fowler and aunt of Justin '
- and Fowler Wilcox of our city , died at
her home in Chicago , Saturday night ,
after a lingering illness of months.
1 T. A. Erb of the Commercial hotel
' ' has patented an improvement in wind-
mills. The invention consists of a windmill -
mill comprising a tower , a casing arranged -
ranged to turn thereon and provided
with a shaft projecting from the opposite
sides , and carrying at its extremities
wind wheels adapted to be turned by the
: - wind. It is more simple and inexpen-
, sire than various other similar wind-
mills. Mr. Erb has had 20 years experience -
ience in the windmill business and for
' : nine years he has been perfecting what
# he has patented.
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THE PEOPLE.
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REGISTER A. S. CAMPBELL spent Sunday -
day in Hastings.
MRS. SAM TAYLOR was a visitor at
Wauneta , first of the week.
ATTORNEY W. S. MORLAN was at
North Platte , most of last week.
TREASURER AND MRS. MESERVE re.
turned to the county seat , Tuesday.
C. H. MEEKER arrived home , Monday
night , from his trip to New Mexico.
C. H. BOyLE had business in heaver
City on Monday and Tuesday , of this
week.
REV. H. L. PRESTON moved into the
two front-rooms of the Hoeknell house ,
Monday.
J. T. BULLARD and wife of Palisade
spent Thanksgiving with Mr. and Mrs.
Sam Strasser.
H. W. CoLE , who is a member of the
United States grand jury at Omaha , was
home over Sunday.
MISS MARIE HICKEY is still in Boston -
ton , and expects to remain until about
the middle of December.
MRS. C. T. BREWER returned liome ,
Wednesday night , from her visit of several -
eral weeks at Boone , Iowa.
MESDAMES A. C. CAMPBELL and Sam
Strasser spent Tuesday in Palisade , the
guests of Mrs. J. T. Bullard.
GEORGE HoCKNELL and family left on
No. 5 , Saturday night , for California , to
be absent about six months.
MRS. BERRY returned from her long
visit in Virginia , Ill. , Friday , anti will
spend the winter with her children.
DR. L. J. SPICKELMIER moved his
office on Tuesday from the Union block
to rooms over Lowman & Son's store.
SHERIxp BANKS was iii McCook on
Monday and Tuesday. He has filed
papers for a contest for the office of
sheriff :
MR. AND MRS. SAM STRASSER and
daughter Aimee went down to Holdrege ,
this morning , expecting to return , Sunday -
day night.
MRS. J. lXI. HENDERSON and daughter
Bessie arrived home , Friday night , from
their long visit at her old home , Buffalo ,
New York.
J. N. HUGHES , who left this city about
eighteen months since for Colorado ,
returned last week. He riiay decide to
remain here.
MRS. ANNA CoLiER entertained Mr.
Tom Colfer and bride , over Sunday.
Mr. Colfer is a cousin of the late Tom
Colfer of our city.
DR. W. V. GAGE is painting and house
cleaning in anticipation of the return of
his mother , Mrs. Day , who is expected
about the first of December.
MRS. H. P. SUTTON and Mrs. Vina
Woods went in to Omaha , Tuesday
morning , on No. 2. They are not expected -
ted home until Saturday night.
C. E. SHAW , who established the Nebraska -
braska Loan and Banking Co. of Mc-
Cook , stopped over Sunday here on his
way from Lincoln to his home in Denver.
Miss GRACE TOWNSEND , a teacher in
the Franklin school , is visiting with the
family of George Elbert , this week.
She will return on Sunday moning.
G. R. CALDWELL , the genial hustler
for the Rocky Mountain News , was in
the city , Tuesday and Wednesday. He
was also working in the interest of the
Republican Valley irrigation convention
to be held in McCook about the middle
of February.
McCook certainly is very lucky in
regard to fires. Friday afternoon , the'
roof of John Bennett's cigar store was
covered with smoke ; an alarm was
turned in and the fire laddies responded
at once , but they could not find the cause.
After cutting two holes in the roof the
difficulty was found : Geo. Chenery has
opened a fruit store , next door south of
Bennett's , and had started a fire in the
front part ; the chimney to that part has
no outlet and the smoke forced its way
over Bennett's roof. The men carried
the stove out and the fire was over.
Our genial freind Mose Colfer returned
last Friday , from Verdon , Richardson
County , Neb. , where he reports spending -
ing four days , the most enjoyable of his
life. Mose was best than at the wedding -
ding of his cousin , Tom Colfer. The
night of the wedding he danced from sit
o'clock in the evening till day-light in
the morning. He danced and sung till
his face turned black and his eyes started -
ed out and his voice wheezed in his
throat like the sound of an accordian in
need of repairs.
The Shooting Tournament.
The McCook Gun Club held a very interesting -
teresting shooting tournament in this
city on Thanksgiving day , east of the
round house ; quiie a number of sports
from out of the city , besides the members -
bers of the club , taking part. The following -
lowing is the score :
No. t. Lo targets , Soc. e n t r a n cc.
Cornutt 5 , Sutton 8 , LaTourette 6 , Fellows -
lows 3 , Moore 5 , Vastine 5 , Beal 3 , Lay-
cock 4 , Magner 7 , Connors 4 , Pennell o ,
Stranahan 4 , Bishop 5 , Allen i. Sutton
rst , Magner 2nd , LaTourette 3rd ,
No. 2 , to targets , 75c. entrance.
Cornutt 4 , haycock 5 , Sutton 7 , Vastine
3 , Fellows 3 , Moore 7 , Magner 4 , Beal 5 ,
LaTourette 5 , Bishop 6 , Sharp 6 , Stran-
altan 3. Sutton and Moore divided 1st ,
Bishop and Sharp 2nd , Laycock , Beal
and LaTourette 3rd.
No. 3. 15 targets , $ t.oo entrance.
haycock , 8 , Sutton t2 , Cornutt 8 , Vas-
tine 7 , Bishop it , Fellows S , Sharp 7 ,
Beal 4 , Moore 9 , LaTourette 8 , Connors
S , Magner t t. Sutton 1st , Bishop and
Magner divided 2nd , Moore 3rd , Lay.
cock , Cornutt , Fellow , LaTourette and
Connors divided 4th.
No. 4 , to targets , $ Lee entrance , reverse -
verse pull. Cornutt S , Laycock 7 , Dish-
op 8 , Vastine 7 , Sutton 5 , LaTourette 3 ,
Moore 5 , Heal 4 , Magner 5 , Fellows 4 ,
Sharp I , Connors 5. Corn tiLt and Bishop
divided first , Laycock and Vastinetfivid-
ed 2nd , Sutton , Moore , Magner and Con-
nors divided 3rd , Beal and Fellows divided -
vided 4th.
No. 5. to singles and 5 pairs targets.
Cornutt 12 , LaTourette r. . , Bishop 13 ,
Vastine 12 , Moore 9 , Laycock to , Sutton
i6 , Magner 9. Sutton 1st , La Tourette
2nd , Bishop 3rd , Cornutt and Vastille
divided 4th.
No. 6 , 3lire birds , $ r.oo entrance.
Sutton t , Cornutt 3 , Laycock 2 , Carter
3 , Vastine 2 , Bishop L , Moore 3 , Sharp
2 , Magner o , LaTourette 2 , Geiwitz L ,
Allen I , Connors 3. Cornutt , Carter ,
Moore and Connors divided 3 moneys.
No. 7. 6live birds , $2.50 entrance.
Sutton 6 , LaTourette 6 , Fellows 3 , Vas-
tine 3 , Carter 5 , Cornutt 5 , Moore 5 , Ken
nedy 3 , Bishop 3 , Laycock 3 , Sutton and
LaTourette divided r s t. Stranahan ,
Moore and Carter divided 2nd , Cornutt
3rd , Fellows , Vastine , Kennedy , Bishop
and Laycock divided 4th.
No. S. to targets , $ t.co entrance ;
both barrels allowed. Laycock 7 , Cor-
nutt 9 , Connor S , Fellows 6 , Sutton 10 ,
LaTourette 8 , Sharp 6 , Bishop 6 , Vas-
tine 6 , Kennedy 4 , Magner 7 , Carter 7.
Sutton tst , Cornutt 2 , Connor and La-
Tourette divided 3rd.
No. 9. to targets , $ I.oo entrance.
Sutton 9 , Cornutt 8 , Bishop 6 , Laycock
5 , Vastine 6 , Sharp 4 , Connors 8 , La-
Tourette 7 , Fellows 6 , Kennedy 2 , play
ner 7 , Carter 5. Sutton 1st , Cornutt and
Connors divided 2nd , LaTourette and
Magner divided 3rd.
No , to. to targets , $ t.uo entrance.
Sutton 9 , Laycock 2 , Cornutt 4 , Fellows
3 , Vastine 3 , LaTourette 6 , Connors 5.
Sutton 1st , LaTourette 2nd , Connors 3d ,
No. II. to targets , $ t.oo entrance.
Laycock 5 , Sutton 9 , Connors 8 , Vastine
5 , Cornutt 5 , La Tourette 7 , Fellows 2 ,
Magner 7. Sutton 1st , Cornutt 2nd , La-
Tourette and Magner divided 3rd.
Thirty laughs in twenty minutes at
Kurtz & York's.
Land ! Land ! Land !
I have the largest list of lands on my
books of any agency in southwestern
Nebraska , and all of these lands can be
bought right and at prices that will make
the purchaser money. But in addition
to my regular list I have a few tracts
upon which I took options , last spring ,
and for the next 6o days I can sell these
lands at dry weather prices. There are
some very fine alfalfa lands among them.
C. F. BABCOCK.
Office on Main st. , opposite hotel.
We Burn Wood
When we can get it. If your subscription -
tion is delinquent and you have the wood
bring us in it.load or two.
BARGAIN COUNTER.
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Fine Box Paper at McMillen's.
Go to : McMillen for Lamp supplies.-
Dennison's Crepe Tissue 25c. a roll.
American Crepe Tissue goc , a roll , at
McConnell's.
Some handsome new box writing paper -
per just received at our stationery' de-
partment. Prices very reasonable.
International Stock Food makes poor
stock fat. 3 feeds I cent. Sold by
L. W. MCCONNELL & Co.
Fifteen (15) ) cents will buy a box of
nice writing paper at this office , containing - $
taining 24 sheets of paper and 24 envelopes -
opes ,
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THE CHURCHES ,
BAPTIST-Services in McConnell Hall.
Preaching at ii a , m , and 8 p. m. Bible
School at Io a. m. B. Y. P. U. at 7 p.
m. You are cordially invited to attend
these services. F. P. Fusox , Pastor.
CONGREGATIONAL-Usual morning
and evening services. Sunday school at
Io o'clock ; Endeavor Society at7o'clock
" Heart. " Edna Dixon
subject , "Right at ,
leader. All are welcome to these ser-
vices. HART L. PRESTON , Pastor.
METHODIST-Sunday school at to a.
m. ; preaching at ii a. m. ; class meeting
at 12 m. ; Junior league at 3 p. m , , Mrs.
Will Mitchell , superintendent ; Epworth
league at 7 p. in. , Mrs. Brown , leader.
The second lecture to young men at 8
p. nl. , subject , "A Mile a Minute" .
A cordial invitation extended to all ser-
vices. J. A. BADCON , Pastor.
Look out for Isham's lecture in the M.
E. church , on India.
Rev. Goebert of the Lutheran church
went down to Indianola on Tuesday
morning to perform a marriage cere-
mony.
We hear that Rev. D. L. McBride is
not going to Illinois , as stated in a former
issue , but will preach at one or two stations -
tions along the High line during the
coming year.
Thanksgiving day was observed , by
thensual union church services. A very
interesting sermon by Rev. Fuson was
enjoyed by all , Revs. Preston and Bad-
con assisting ; special music by the Methodist -
odist choir. The attendance was unusually -
usually good.
There will be revival meetings held in
the Methodist church commencing on
December 8th. The pastor will be assisted -
sisted by Rev. H. L. Powers of Lincoln ,
one cf the greatest revivalists of Ne-
braska. Please read Malachi , 3 : 10. Let
all of God's children pray much for a revival -
vival of religion in McCook.
The General Missionary committee of
the Methodist Episcopal church met in
Trinity church , Denver , November 14th ,
1895. The committee was composed of
the bishops with one member from each
general conference district and the local
board at New York. Nebraska was represented -
resented by Rev. Dr. D. W. C. Huntington -
ton in a forcible speech. He stated that
fifty preachers in Nebraska received less
than a $250 salary. The Nebraska conference -
ference receives $3,000 ; North Nebraska
conference , $6,200 ; West Nebraska conference -
ference , $8,000 ; Northwest Nebraska conference -
ference , $4,000. The cash receipts of
the Missionary society for the year ending -
ing October Lst , IS95 , were $ r,175,554.38 ;
increase , $36,746.52
The young people northwest of the
city indulged in a wolf hunt yesterday.
Little Weller DeGroff has been quite
sick , this week , with bronchial pneu-
monia.
J. B. Meserve shipped a car load of
hogs , Monday night , to the Omaha
market.
Frank Stillman purchased of Church
and Wilcox , last week , too head of
feeders.
A. M. Drew of the Fair Store sold his
interest , this week , to his partners ,
Rooney & McAdams.
The small boy with his sled has been
a familiar object on our streets since the
snow storm of last Sunday.
The infant child of W. T. Shield's
south of town , died , Monday night. At
the present writing the mother is very
low.
Mrs. B.r Haleyerected a handsome
monument over her husband's grave in
the Catholic cemetery , the latter part of
last week.
A general storm prevailed throughout
this section , the latter part of last week ,
clearing , Monday. Everyone feels jubilant -
lant over the snow. Sleighing was good
for a few days.
The readers of THE TRIBUNE will regret -
gret to learn that U. G. Mosher , formerly -
ly of our city but now residing in Denver ,
is lying very low at Helena , Montana.
with typhoid fever.
The snow and rains which we are haying -
ing will put the ground in good condition -
tion for seeding , next spring , and every
farmer should make his arrangements
to seed a few acres with alfalfa , next
April. I
The latest report concerning the gold
excitement at Milford is to the effect
that a bed of gravel eight miles long and
half a mile wide runs from $75 to $196
a ton. Thistest has been made by two
experts. The find at Superior has not
proved so valuable , running only about
$3.6o to the ton ; while Akron , Colorado
claims , within a few miles of the city ,
gravel valued at $4 per ton.
A Grand Success.
The Catholic Festival was a grand
success. After all expenses were paid
the net proceeds were close to $400 , and
the members wish to extend their thanks
to all who so ably assisted them. The
winners in the contests were : Miss Minnie -
nie Fitzgerald , gold watch ; Mrs. Nora
Brown , set of dinner dishes ; Master
Arthur Colfer , ten dollars in gold.
Smith--Smith.
Married , on ThursdayNovember 28th ,
at the home of the bride's parents. Mr.
and Mrs. John N. Smith , in Coleman
precinct , Mr. Albert Smith , son of Esquire -
quire J. W. Smith and Miss Della May
Smith , eldest daughter of John N. Smith ,
H. H. Berry officiating.
Sleigh bells jiugled merrily , firs of the
week ,
Tonight ! Kurtz & York's Refined
Entertainers.
Verlie Berryy has so far recovered as to
be considered out of danger. '
M. H. Meyer of the South Side has
rented the Ed. Kane house on Mali
street and will move , this week.
Messrs Cornutt , Vastine and Fellows
of Culbertson particpateo in the shooting
tournament here Thanksgiving day.
McCook Lodge No. 1 , Star of Jupiter ,
will elect officers for the ensuing year at
the annual meeting , Wednesday night ,
December 4th.
Jack Bullard of Palisade but formerly of
our city , was married at his old home in
Chatsworth , Ill. , Thanksgiving. THE
TRIBUNE adds its congratulations.
The McCook Club has taken in twen-
tyone new members during the past sixty -
ty days. The boys appreciate the comforts -
forts and pleasures of the chub during
cold weather.
This evening , Kurtz & York's thaat-
rical companyy give an entertainment at
the Menard. An enjoyable time is
promised. Tickets are on sale at Mc-
Connell's drug store.
McCook Lodge No. I , Star of Jupiter ,
initiated eight new members at its last
meeting , November 27th. This is a
home institution and should he encouraged -
couraged by our citizens.
Jerry O'Neil is in the coal and wood
business in Chicago. His business has
so increased that lie purchased a bicycle
and about a month ago in trying to
escape a smash up with a passing carriage -
riage containing ladies , he ran into the
curb and completely demolished his
Victor. lie proved his gallantry but
lost his byke.
Bragging has brought Kansas into a
sorry strait again. She has been astounding -
tounding the world for some time telling -
ing about her 400,000,000 bushel corn
crop of this year , but now the crop is
gathered and measured she finds herself
compelled to sell her 200,000,000 bushels ,
the actual crop , at the low price set by
her inflated estimate of 400,000,000
bushels.
Ed. Jordan was mad ; he had chips of
luminous auger on his shoulders and he
bit away on the stump of a very black
and evil smelling cigar with vicious
gnaws. He was standing on that corner
for a purpose , and the purpose he had
within him was of such a nature that it
attracted the passer-by. A cat and dog
fight was in progress. Not till the marshal -
shal interposed were the contestants
separated.
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1 NICKELS AND QIMkS. 1 ;
School supplies at McMillen's.
McMillen has a full line of Lamps.
Lamp Shade Frames at McConnell's.
Consult Holmes Bros. , the carpenters.
Lamp Shade Frames at McCorisell's.
McMillen has a veryy fine assortment of
Writing Tablets.
Good writing paper ten cents a quire
at this office.
Dennison's Crepe Tissue 25c. a roll.
American Crepe Tissue 20C. a roll , at
McConnell's.
Dwelling for Rent.
A well located , new five-roomu dwelling -
ing to rent , reasonable. Call on
P. A. WELLS.
To Exchange.
Denver lots , clear , for Red Willow
county farm. Address K D , care
TRIBUNE' .
With noses bineand chatteringteet .
We have this comfort still ,
We do not have to plan to dodge
The long mosquito's bill.
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There will be no lantern class , this S ,
evening.
The forming of a new Wednesday
evening club is in progress.
Miss Nora Stroud
spent Thanksgiving f
with freinds at Kansas City. -
Ray plcCarl and Knud Stangeland
witnessed the foot ball game at Hastings ,
Monday. ,
Master Harvey Kay and Miss Virgie
Ludwick'spent Thanksgiving with S. E.
Ilaeger's family at Indianola. j
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C. A. Yont of Deiiver passell through
here on his way home , first of the week ,
and expects to stop off awhile on his
way back.
This morning Pro .
( Valentine , acconi-
pained by a number ofour teachers , went
to Oxford , to attend the meeting of the
Southwestern Nebraska Educational As- '
sosiation , one of tite most important educational -
ucational meetings ever held in this part
of the state. This afternoon
, Mr. Val-
entinc will read a paper , subject , "The
Other World" .
One day last week , there caine knocking -
ing for admission to
our public school , a
boy 18 years of age , who had never
learned to read or write. IIe says be
went to school a few
days , before he was
four years old , but since that time lie
has been compelled to herd cattle and
work on the farm.Vhcri he was hired
out to other farmers , his father collected
his . IIe is
wages. now determined to
learn something aml has
, the moral courage -
age to appear in the primary room twice
a day to receive the rudiments of an ed-
ucation. The rest of the day lie spends
in the high school where the teachers
aid him at every leisure moment. His
father tries to get hint away froni school ,
and threatens to send liim to the house
of correction. Cau it be that we are in
the very last days of the glorious , enlightened -
lightened nineteenth century. .
THAtII.SGIVING DAY ATSCIIOOL.
Br Dias. LILLrAK V.N.
WHAT ALTA THOUGH ! ' .
OIL dear , I think it is a shame ,
We must go to school today ;
The teacher might have let us off. ;
And have our holiday.
1ti e 11 speak our pieces one by one ,
And make fun of each one when they're done. ! 1
And Myrtle says that SUE don't care ,
But I am very sure I do ;
At home they'll have cranberry saui e ,
Mince pie and turkey , too.
There goes Dana Van to speak his piece ,
I think his voice needs a little grease.
Likely he'll want to have school Christmas , ton.
But I'll tell you I'i.L not conic.
There goes Myrtle M. , with her baby verse-
Oh dear , I wish I was home.
Just look at Leo bow and spread ,
lie thinks he's got an Encyclopedia head.
Now who will be next one trotted up-
There becomes , it's Delbert B.
Well , he doesn't do so very bad ,
If he wouldn't so mighty self-conscious be.
My ! how I Do wish this show was o'er ,
There's Charley and Ethel anal a dozen
more.
I wish , 0 yes , I wish , but then ,
What is the use of all my wishes ;
One thing is sure , I'l be at home
In time to wash that pile of dishes.
There's my turn , the teacher's calling Alta. Gi
The next to exhibit is Myrtle C.
WIiAT MYRTLE TIIOUCIIT. I
I'd think Afta'd be ashamed
To talk in such a way. ,
I should think that she'd thankful b e
That she's alive today.
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And she a member of our league ,
She should the weaker ones help lead. r
We older ones should ready be.
And lend a willing hand ,
To help the little ones along.
In every way we can-
( My , the young ones Do act mean today
Jest look at Bert and Mamie play. )
We cannot check the busyy hand ,
Nor stay the restless feet-
( If I was Minnie over there
I'd slap that Bead to sleep.
How then big boys do 'act the fool ;
If the teacher heard that. 'spoke I'd sty
after schooLl
We should do our dutyy everyy day-
(0 my , just look at Lillie C.
She's got her hair done this time ,
She's sure way up in G.
There's Emma B. dressed up to kill.
She'd make a mash in a waltz quadrilk : . ) ,
See Mable W. and Lola M. .
They're making eyes at Eddie B. ;
And Freddie , too , behind the desk.
When they are sure no one can see.
There , the kids have spoke me most to steel , ,
We'll go home and see what's left to eat.
For Sale.
Nearly new hard coal stove.
215. I. T. BBNJAi t1N.
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