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SHARP POINTS.
People never tell the exact truth. i
Modesty will earn a man more than
ability.
Ae a rule , when a story is funny , it
is not true.
A picnic is not a success unless there
Is pie to throw away.
Most people just drag along until it
is time for them to die.
A laugh is an awfully good bluff to
make when troubles appear.
A man never knows what is coming
until it gets right on to him.
There is one thing to the credit of old
maids ; they accumulate no kin.
. When a man stops smoking , and begins -
gins again , he feels mighty sheepish.
A man with a future isn't as InterestIng -
. Ing to people as a woman with a past
+ if you ask a boy how his boil is , he
a ill take off the bandage and show you.
Some people ima Ine that as soon as
they get married , they must kiss in
public.
If a man expects to amount to anything -
thing , he must accomplish it in spite of
hard luck.
Marrying men are beginning to remark -
mark that women have too much idle
time on their hands.
There are lots of men who are pretty
in society , but who are as absolutely
useless as dried currants.
No woman should give way to grief ;
let her keep her hair frizzed , and everything -
thing may come around all right.
Nearly all the women recite these
days. They will simply have to quit
' it ; the men are shy enough as it is.
Much as people like to hear secrets
they have the greatest admiration for
the friends who have never told them
any.We have noticed that when a man is
approached about advertising , he says
he will "think about it , " or "see you
tigain
The people should remember when
' rating , that Death keeps his white
horse ready with the harness on in this
weather.
JETSAM.
A new locomotive near Wishingtou
made thirty-five miles in thirty-three
'fl . minutes , and for a part of the distance
ran at the rate of 102 miles an hour.
The map on the north wall of the
Broad street station of the Pennsylvania -
vania railroad in Philadelphia is fifteen
feet wide and 126 feet long , and is said
to be the largest map in the world.
The incomes from the London daily
papers are thus put down : Daily Telegraph -
graph , 130,000 ; Times , 120,000 ; Standard -
dard , 70,000 ; Morning Post , 45,000 ;
Daily Chronicle , 40,000 , and Daily
News , 30,000.
It is estimated that 30 per cent of
the iron manufactured by Tennessee
is sold outside of the southern states. It
i is said to be the favorite iron with pipe ,
plow and stave makers in the east and
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The total wheat crop of New Zealand -
land for this year is 3,613,000 bushels ,
or 1,000,000 less than for the previous
sear. It is estimated that the colony
will have to import 500,000 bushels to
I supply itr own requirements.
Of the four nationalities making up
the population of Great Britain and Ireland -
land , the Scotch are the heaviest men ,
the average weight being : Scotch , 175.3
pounds ; Welsh , 168.3 pounds ; English ,
155 pounds ; Irish , 154.1 pounds.
Working for the good of otheers fndi-
roctly brings about our own good.
There is no true greatness accept the
greatness of usefulness.
. The despised milkweed can be used to
' alvantage. Its seed yields a hnooil.
A l.erfect jam-that , made of plums.
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Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly used. The many , who live better -
ter than others and enjoy life more , with
less expenditure , by more promptly
adapting the world's best products to
the needs of physical being will attest
the value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embnlced in the
remedy , Syrup of Figs.
Its excellence is due toits.preeenting
in the form most acceptable and pleasant -
ant to the taste , the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect laxative
ative ; eicctuallycleansing the syfitem ,
dispelling colds , headaches and fevers
an permanently curing constipation.
It has etven satisfaction to millionsand
net with the approval of the medical
profession , because it acts on the kidney -
ney : , Liver and Bowels without weakening -
ening them and it is perfectly free from
every objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drag
gists in 50c and Si bottles , but it is manufactured -
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only , whose name is printed on every
1 , package , also the name , Syrup of Figs ,
and being well informed , you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
PROFITABLI DAIRY WORK
Can only be accomplished with the very best
of tools and appliances.
Separator
on the farm you are
suroof more and better
'butter , while t the skimmed
milk is a ral- nablo food.
Famlers will make no mis-
. tale to get a Davis. heat ,
Illustrated ' catalogue
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THE PROTECTIVE IDEA IS THE
S0UND ONE.
If Wo Purchase Lotr I'rlced Forclgn
Goods of Course Our Gold Will Continue -
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Tire Bounty Mononlista.
Representatives of the Atlantic coast
shipping interests met in Philadelphia
July 3 , to take action toward "scouring
equitable protection , through national
legislation , for agriculture and ship-
ping. " Among the resolutions passed
was the following :
Resolved , That since neither of the
two great unprotected industries can
derive any benefit from a tariff on imports -
ports , we call upon Congress to equalize -
ize the protection system by extending
to agricultural staples and American
shipping in the foreign trade that just
measure of protection to which they
are entitled , as long as protection is the
controlling and public policy of this
nation , and that this be done by an export -
port bounty on the staples of agriculture -
ture and to American shipping in the
foreign trade , either by a bounty on
tonnage or a differential duty which
shall discriminate in favor of American
and against foreign ships , all to the
end that a restoration may be brought
about of our merchant marine and
that the independent land-owuing
farmers of the nation may not be
driven into bankruptcy and ruin by the
competition of the cheap land and
labor countries of the world. "
This resolution is incorrect. Both the
agricultural and shipping industries
can derive benefit from a tariff on im-
ports. It was by a tariff on imports , a
'discriminating tariff , that the American -
ican shipping interests were once so
prosperous. By a similar tariff on imports -
ports , a discriminating tariff , American -
ican shipping can again be restored.
And we are heartily in favor of the
renewal of this policy , which , is so
simple and thoroughly effective.
To say that the agricultural industries -
tries of the country derive no benefit
from a tariff on imports is equally un-
true. What has been the experience of
farmers who grow wool or hops for instance -
stance ? The necessity for a protect-
Ire tariff on foreign farm products will
become more and more apparent with
each coming year as the farm supplies
of India , Austria , South America and
Russia increase in quantity and seek
markets for their surplus.
We believe in giving both to agriculture -
ture and to shipping "that just measure -
ure of protection to which they are entitled -
titled , " but we do not believe in doing
so to the exclusion of the products of
our forests , our mines or our factories ,
all of which were totally ignored by the
shipping and agricultural representatives -
tives at Philadelphia.
Our farm products are the finest in
the world , as are the products of our
shipyards , the manufactures of our
shipbuilders. Mr. Charles II. Cramp ,
the great ship manufacturer of Philadelphia -
delphia , does not believe it would be a
good thing if the United States were a
manufacturing country alone. We
quite agree with Mr. Cramp and we are
glad that we are able to produce almost
every article of consumption that is a
necessity and a comfort to our daily
life.
life.As
As Mr. Cramp well knows , we can
build in this country steamships second
to none in 'the world. It is equally
true of our sailing 1 essels. The idea
that we cannot build iron vessels is
rubbish. We have the iron and we
have the steel in abundance and of the
best quality. It was not so much the
superiority of the iron and steel vessels
that caused the English shipyards to
give up building wooden vessels as it
was their inability to secure an ahuntl-
ant supply of the proper kind of timber
needed in shipbuilding at as low a cost
as they could procure the iron and steel.
The English shipbuilders were looping -
ing for cheapness in construction.
That was the general reason why they
.abandoned wooden ships and gave the
preference to those built of iron and
steel. Without protection to our iron
and steel interests Mr. Cramp would not
today be able to manufacture the
splendid specimens of naval architect-
are of which his shipping yards are
capable.-Afllerican Economist.
Twenty seven ] vise Men of .Manchester.
A wholesome lesson may be learned ,
even at this distance , from a brief relation -
tion of what befell twenty-seven unwise -
wise silk manufacturers of Manchester ,
Eng. something more than a quarter of
a century ago. Tariff revisionists
( downward ) may also find a note of
warning In the following bit of politico-
economical history which has come to
us through a valued English contemporary -
porary :
Prior to the adoption of the Cobden
idea in England the silk manufacturers
of that country were protected and fostered -
tered by fairly adequate duties imposed
upon foreign imports , which duties
were , about 1850 , made the subject of a
memorial by twenty-seven of the principal -
cipal manufacturers of Manchester to
Disraeli ( then Chancellor of the Exchequer -
chequer ) , who , with the strange blindness -
ness of the frogs who invited King
Stork to come and reign over them ,
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Arayed that the duty on foreign manufactured -
factured silks might be at once abol-
ished. They complained in their memorial -
morial that their trade was in a depressed -
pressed condition and their workpeople
not fully employed ; regrettable facts
which they ascribed to the limited nature -
ture of the foreign demand for their
goods , "and that this limitation is attributable -
tributable to the protective duty imposed -
posed on foreign silks imported into
this country , the effect of such duty
being to create an impression in the
markets of the world that England is
unable to compete with the Continental
manufacturer In the production of silk
goods , and thus to throw the export
trade almost entirely into the hands of
their French and Swiss competitors. "
The frogs were hotly impatient to be
ruled by King Stork. The twenty-seven
Manchester manufacturers were no less
Impatient for their doom. They begged
in the same memorial that the duty
might "be not partially and gradually
but totally and immediately repealed ,
and thus to proclaim to the world that
the Manchester silk manufacturer denounced -
nounced the so-called protection and
every aid a government can give ; that
1 he is prepared to depend solely on his
own merits , and that he avows himself
! capable of taking a higher position in
I the race of competition , unfettered by
= protection , than he has hitherto attained -
tained under Its fostering care. "
Quos Deus vmilt perdure , prius de-
mentat. This memorial was presented
1 in 1852 ; the duty was totally repealed 1n
1860 , and one of the most remarkable
1 results was that every one of twenty-
' seven firms was extinguished , not one
being left to tell the horrid tale or to
draw a parallel between the fate of the
t malcontent manufacturers and that of
I the fretful frogs.-The American Silk
i Journal.
The Tariff on Barley.
I In 1832 a duty of 15 per cent ad va-
lorem was placed upon foreign barley ,
and it was fixed at 20 cents a bushel
in 1842. It was subsequently lowered
Ito 10 cents , but advanced to 30 cents
in 1590 , and the result was that our
imports of barley fell off from 10,000,000
bushels to less than 2,000,000 bushels.
The 30 per cent rate given barley in
1894 is only 14 cents specific. The production -
duction of barley in the United States
increased nearly 118 per cent in the
past twenty years , from 32,000,000
bushels in 1873 to 69,869,000 bushels in
i 1593.
1593.The
The result has clearly proven that
our protective policy In favor of this
i important agricultural product was
; wise in the interests of the farmers
I wi o were annually increasing the domestic -
mestic output. By increasing the duty
, on barley in 1890 we lost only about
half a million of revenue , in return for
which our farmers increased their products -
ucts 15,000,000 bushels over the average
for eight years. This increase in one
year was worth at least $ G00,000 , making -
ing the loss of revenue of trilling comparative -
parative importance.
I The tendency was to draw farmers
away from wlieat and corn , just as t'he
raising of beets for sugar would draw
them away from cotton in Kentucky ,
Georgia , North and South Carolina and
t Alabama. The gain in domestic barley -
ley product , since the extra encouragement -
ment given it in 1890 , ought to have
guarded it. Was the duty lowered in
1894 in the interest of Russian and
Canadian producers ? It certainly was
a piece of legislation that the farmer's
cannot regard with ftivor.
i This subject was of concern to those
who framed our first tariff law in 1789.
At that time , when the subject of placing -
ing a proper rate of duty on alebeer and
porter was under consideration , Mr.
Fitzsimmons thought the manufacture
of those Iiquors "highly deserving of
encouragement , " as calculated to inh-
prove. the morals of the people as fos
tering home manufacture. Mr. Lawrence -
rence favored a duty on them high
enough to give a decided preference to
American beer , as it "would tend to'en-
courage agriculture. because the malt
and hops consumed in their manufacture -
ture were the produce of our own soil. "
Mr. Sinnickson favored a protective
duty in order to increase the manufacture -
ture and lessen the price , and inasmuch -
much as the raw material was produced
in this country , the agricultural interests -
ests would be advanced. Mr. Madison
moved a ( luty of S cents on beer. He
did not think this would give a monopoly -
ely , but hoped it would be such en-
couragernent as to induce the manufacture -
facture to take deep root in this country -
try , in which case it would produce the
collateral good ( agriculture ) hinted at
by Mr. Sinnickson-the increase of barley -
ley and hops. Not a word was said
about revenue from agricultural prod-
ucts. That was never a consideration
with the true democracy.-American
Economist.
Mrs. Brice gave a garden party at
Newport Wednesday to which there
were trick dogs , a hypnotist , acrobats ,
and fortune tellers. Mrs. Brice may
I have furnished excellent entertainment
for her guests , but it was not to be
compared to the garden party given by
Senator Brice at Springfield , Ohio , the
same day. The senator seems to have
played the part of Svengali himself at
the Ohio convention and the silver men
were the fortune tellers predicting defeat -
feat November. There were many
democratic acrobats present to turn
double somersaults.-Inter Ocean.
The coincidence of the starting up of
all the English cotton and woolen manufactories -
ufactories upon the passage of the Gor-
man-Wilson tariff bill is hard for the
democracy to explain to the satisfaction -
tion of American workingmen.--Salt
Lake Tribune. '
The country may be in debt to Mr.
, Cleveland , but it also owes a great deal
I more of a national debt through its
misguided infatuation for the same gen.
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! tleman.St. . Louis Star-Sayings.
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AMERICAN SCHOOLS.
Frnlts of Their work Compareti With
Foreigh Countrler.
Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll gave ut
terauce to a few striking educational
truths in a recent address clnhivered be-
kre the surviving soldiers of his regi-
Went at Elmwood , 11L lie said :
' 11'e spend more for schools per head
than any nation in the world. Great
Tim itain spends X1.30 per dead on the
common schools ; France spends 80
cents ; Austria , 30 cents ; Germany , 50
cents ; Italy , 23 cents , and the United
states over $2.50. I tell you the school
house is the fortress of liberty. Every
schoolhouse is an arsenal , filled with
weapons and ammunition to destroy
the monsters of ignorance and fear.
As I have said ten thousand times , the
school house is my cathedral. 'rime
teacher is my preacher : Eighty-seven
per cent of nil the people of the-United
States over ten years of age can read
and write. 'l'ucre is no ara11e1 for
that in the history of the mile world.
Over 4",000,000 of educated citizens , to
whom are open all the treasures of lit-
erature. Forty-two millions of people ,
able to read and write ! I say , there is
no parallel for this. The nations of
antiquity were as ignorant as dirt
when compared with this great republic -
lic of ours. There is no nation in the
world that can show a record like ours.
We ought to be proud of it. We ought
to build more schools , and build them
better. Our teachers ought to be paid
more , and everything ought to be
taught in the public schools that is
word ] knowing.
' "I believe that the children of the
republic , no matter whether their
fathers are rich or poor , ought to be
allowed to drink at the fountain of education -
ucation , and it does not cost more to
teach everything in the free schools
than it does to teach readinp1 writing
and ciphering.
"have we kept up in other ways ?
't'he postofice tells a wonderful story.
In Switzerland , going through the
postofice in each year , arc letters , etc. ,
in the proportion of 74 to each inhab-
itant. In England the number is G0 ,
in Germany 5 : { : in France , 39 ; in Austria -
tria , 24 ; in Italy , 1G , and in the United
States , our own home , 110. Think of
it. In Italy only 25 cents paid per
head for time support of public schools ,
and only sixteen letters. And this is
the place where God's agent lives. I
would rather have one good school
master than two such agents. "
Small Fry Swindlers.
Force of theneuiest of these are they who
seek to trade upon and nako capital out of
the reputation of the greatestof American
tonics , Ilostetter's Stomach ( litters. by m u -
tating ltsoutward guise. Reputable drutf-
gists , however , will never foist upon yon as
genuine sp nrious imitations of or substitute -
tute for this saver oign remedy for ma aria ,
rheumatism , dyspessla , consomption.liver
complaint curd nervousness. Demand , and
if the dealer be honest , you will get the gen-
nine article.
Other 1'ictims Carne Earlier.
' 'ime occasional contributor walked
into the ofice of the editor and bowed
to that dignified but busy personage
gravely.
"I would like to see time proofread-
" . "I have affair
err , he said. a trifling
to adjust with him. "
"Very sorry. , " the editor replied ,
"hut several other gentlemen have applied -
plied ahead of you for the privilege of
shooting the proofreader.-Chicago
Times-herald.
Paved 11'itlt Molasses.
Perhaps the oddest pavement ever
laid is one just completed at Chino ,
Cal. It is made mostly of molasses ,
and if it proves all of time success it is
claimed to be , it may point a way for
the sugar planters of the South proita-
bly to dispose of the millionsof gallons
of useless molasses which they. are said
to have on hand. The molasses used
is a refused product , hitherto believed
to be of no value. It is mixed with a
certain kind of sand to about the consistency -
sistency of asphalt and laid like asphalt -
phalt pavement. The composition dries
quickly and becomes quite hard , and
remains so. The peculiar point of it is
that time sun only makes it drier and
harder , instead of softening it , as might
be expected. A block df the composition -
tion several feet long , a foot wide and
one inch thick was submitted to severe
tests and stood thein well.
No Filigree Work.
Dean Bole tells of an old-fashioned
cathedral verger , "iord of the aisles , "
who one noon found a pious visitor on
his knees in time sacred building. The
verger hastened up to him and said. in
a tone of indignant excitement , "The
services in this cathedral are at 10 in
the morning and at 4 in the afternoon.
and we don't have no fancy prayers- "
Argonaut.
Tougue and Doctor Got a Itest.
"My doctor , " said a somnewhat voluble -
uble lady , 'was writing me a prescription -
tion yesterday. I generally ask him
all sorts of questions while he is writing -
ing them. Yesterday he examined me
and sat down to write something. I
kept talking. Suddenly he looked up
and said : How has your system been ?
hold out your tongue. ' I put out that
member and he began to write. lie
wrote and I held out mny tongue , and
when he got through he said : 'That
will do. ' But , ' said I , 'you haven't
looked at it. ' 'No , ' said he. 'I didn t
. care to. I only wanted to keep it still
.while I wrote time prescription. ' "
Had to Draw the Line.
Poole , the tailor , was an accommodating -
dating gentlemnan. and was often invited -
vited to the houses of "the great. "
When staying with acertain nobleman ,
he was asked one morning by his host
what he thought of the party who had
assembled the night before. " Why ,
very. pleasant indeed , your grace , bmit
perhaps a little mixed. " "Bang it all.
Poole ! " responded the jovial peer , "I
couldn't have all tailors ! "
The man is very poor who can put his
riches in an iron safe.
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Bees on Baby's .
Two children of John Fehr , residing
near Straustown. Germany , had a
thrilling adventure with a swarm of
bees. The insects left the hive in a
large , black , and variegated ball , as
usual when swarming , amid alighted
upon a 2-year-old child who was play.
ing in the yard , totally unaware of the
danger. Another child , Merton , abed
1I years , fortunately realized the dangerous -
gerous condition of affairs , and having
learned that swarms will vacate certain -
tain places when noise is produced , at
once secured tin kettles and hammered
upon them with great energy. The din
and confusion caused the bees to leave
time child unharmed , and in a few ! no-
ments more the swarm alighted upon a
pine tree , where the owner subsequently -
ly captured them in a hive. Neither
of the children , singular to relater had
received a single sting.
We will give > E1C0 reward for a film cal toe
catarrh that can not be cured
Catarrh Cure. ' 1'al en internally.
F. J. CHENEY & t.0. , I'roprs. , Toledo. 0.
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11'1,1,10 tVhritt Bread.
A New 'York physician gets around
the eating of bolted wheat four by
eating unground wheat. The objection -
tion to the bolted four is , of course ,
well known-that it is deprived of certain -
tain necessary nutrinlents to the
human body.Hence - the reason for
eating graham flour. This physician ,
however , does not stop with graham
flour , but eats the grain whole , and
says his family does not tire of it after
its use for three years.
If the cooking is well clone there is
an agreeable nutty flavor of time wheat
whiclm 'corresponds to time bouquet of
grapes ' 'his flavor seems to be lost
when the wheat is eraeke(1. crushel or
ground before cooking. If this flavor
is not desired , the cleaned whole wheat
may be pounded in a mortar or run
through a coffee mill. 'imis will shorten -
en time time of cooking to four hours or
less , the time required forwhole wlmeat
being eight or ten ] mourn.-Good Ilouse-
keeping.
Metal Wheels for Tour Wagons.
The season for cutting corn fodder
being close at hand , it may be well for
farmers to get a set of these low metal
wheels with wide tires. They can be
had any size wanted from 20 to 56
inches in diameter , with tires from 1
to 8 inches wide. By having low wheels
enables you to bring the wagon box
down low , saving one man in loading
fodder , etc. It is also very convenient
for loading and unloading manure ,
grain , hogs , etc. , and will save in labor -
bor alone their cost in a very short
time. These wheels are made of best
material throughout , and have every
possible advantage over the high wooden -
en wheels with narrow tires , and will
outlast a dozen of them. There will
also be no resetting of tires necessary ,
and consequently no blachsmitlms' bills
to pay. Wide tires same your Imorses
and prevent cutting up your fields.
For further information write The
Empire Manufacturing Co. , Quincy ,
Ill. , who will email catalogue free upon
application.
; : ttictterory to liin , '
"No. Mr. Sortlmsile , ' ' said Miss L't :
kane , with decision. "I cannot accept
you. To be perfectly frank , you are
really the last man in the world I
would tlmink of marrying "
"That suits me precisely. " replied
the suitor.
1Iow so , sir ? " demnanded the girl ,
with some asperity. 'Iid yon propose
from a sense of duty , hoping I would
reject you , or had yon a wager on the
subieet ? "
"Neither , I assure you. You said I
am time last man in the world you
would tlmink of marrying.ow I see
no reason in the world why you should
think of marrying anybody else after
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't'his cheerful view of the matter so
charmed Miss Dukane that she accepted -
ed it herself. 't'he two will be married
in September.-Pittsblug Ciironiele-
Telegraph.
Billiard table , se end liantf , for sne
cheap. Apply to or address , H. C. Ahmx.
all S. 12th St. . Omah . Neb.
Tomato Soup.
One can of tomatoes , one pint of soup
stock or beef tea , two teaspoonsfuls of
flour , one cupful of milk. one teaspoon.
ful of butter , sugar , salt , one-half teaspoonful -
spoonful of soda. Melt the butter in
the soup pot , add the tomato and stock.
L'oil until the tomatoes ors thoroughly
cooked , then strain through a sieve.
l'ut back over the fire , and when boiling -
ing hot add the milk , flour , sugar , salt
and soda rubbed perfectly smooth to-
gether. As noon as thickened take
from the stove and serve with small
squares of toasted bread.
The doing right alone teaches the value
o : meaning ri imt.
The best remedy
DR. J. C. A"YER'S for all diseases y
The Onl of the blood.
The best record.
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Lace Front hark.
The dePartment of agriculture , for
entry division , 11'ashington , has a collection -
lection of rare trees and plants only ,
second to that belonging to the famous
Kew gardens , London. A rccent'addi- ! ,
tion to this dendrological mmiuseum is t
"lace bark tree" from Jamaica. The f
inner bark of this queer tree is composed -
posed of many layers of fine and intri- p' ' 1 ,
cutely woven fibers which interlock 4 l
with each other in all directions. CaPs , t
ruffles. and even complete suits of this
curious vegetable lace have been made.
It bears waslming with common laundry '
soap , and when bleached in the sun acquires -
quires a degree of whiteness seldom ,
excelled by artificial laces made of cotr
ton , linen and silk. 'Timis intricate web
of this unique bark makes it compare
favorablY to the last mnentioned Productions ) '
ductions for both beauty and dura- 1' '
bility. , I
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Clerk-Mr. I'etersbe's watch tlmat ho
brought in to be fixed I find has since
begun to go all right of its own accord.
Jeweler-When he conies in tell him i r ( '
the mainsP ring b is broken and the flYwheel - ) , #
wheel is off its lever , but that we can
have it ready. by the end of the weeks
Charges , 52.50.-Judge.
,
i % eryuotherahouid utnny , have at hand 1
abitleufiarket'sCinsor'I'onk. Nothingol ese i
t oc.t fur pain. wcaknes ; , cold , , and slcolesanosti.
a
Amumnit,1n 1Vacted. ,
Hogan-Oi have a joke on Iloughlig-
luau. They was a folly hem unto ( , his
place an' took three drinks in rapid secession -
cession av his whisky an' thin pulled a
gun an' shot hiniself. ;
Grogran-Oi think the joke is on th.
man. Fwat for did he go to the trouble ,
uv usin' a gun anther tlmrce drinks av'
IlouglmUghau's whisify : - Cincinnati
Tribune.
_
o % la the time to cure your t'ornn
withlihulercjrns. it takestoenroatperfectlygt rmi t
cnfuhort to rho f.ct. Ask your drntgist for It. lath
i
The Tables Turned.
A Scotclunan once neatly turned the
tables on an Englislunan who had been
alluding to the number of Scots in
Loudon. " Xcll , " rcPlied the Scot "I
know a Place inScotland where there
are 30,000 Englishmen who never go
back to their own country. " " 11'hy ,
wherever can such a crowd be ? " said
the Englishman , to whomi the Scot dryly -
ly remarked , "at llannockburn.
FITS-MIFitsstoppedfrerhyDr.i Hnr + AOreah
Aervc Restorer. 2 , oFltsafter the llrsttlay's usu.
blarvelonscures. Trrati eand5"-trIalbottlefrretio
klteasr. buudtonr.&lhicO1ArihSLFblla.i" ,
lgaorant 1ntervletrers.
pcaking of the ignorance of some , j
. wspaper intcrviewers llenry Watt
terson relates an incident that happen- i
ell in New York , when a young man
: vas sent to the Fifth Avenue hotel to
interview Iutherford Ii. Ilayesonsomti I' '
matter of prison reform. When the interviewer -
terviewer had b gathered all time facts ,
be shot a last question at dr. Iiayes ,
' ' the Mr. " he said
'By way , Hayes , ,
. 'what were you President of ? " ; > '
t -
I ant entirely curct of hemmorrlmago of
Icngs 1 y 1'isu s ( 'uro tor Consunmption.-
I.tirISA Li. nuIAxN , Bethany , Mo. , Tau. 8 ,
l' 1. I
j Ovcrentl"Ni , tic.
Advertising extremes don't always i
work. One enterPrising restaurant
. .
keeper in town surprised his customers i
f and litany others a few weeks ago by + i/
displaying in his window this sign ,
i " ( fur ice cream is riot stuff. " He
worked in his slang all right , but won-
( lcred ivhy trade fell oft-Syracnsu
Post. _ ,
"Eanson's Magic Corn Salvo. "
Warranted to cure or money refundod. Asls ? na.
druggl . for lt. Price 15 cents.
Golden opportunities do not fly in clrelen.
ASSIST NATURE
a little row and then
removing offend
i ' ing matter from the
stomach and bowels
and you thereby
avoid a multitude.
of distressing de-
i . raugements and dh-
(1 ( eases , and will have
tr less frequent need
of your doctor's
service.
iii Of all ) nowr
agents tor this pun
i pose , Dr. Piercc'n '
PIeasant Pellets are l
the 1)est. 0 n c tm
used , they are al '
% nags in favor.
ft 'file Pellets cure
biliousness , sick
and bilious headache - ; i
ache , dizziness , co : r I
tiveness , or coustJ-
patioll , sour Stomach -
ach , loss of appetite , coated tongue. rnd-
estion , or dyspepsia , windy beichmgs ,
' heart-burn , " pain and distress after eating -
ing , and kindred dermgemeuts of the
liver , stomacli and bowels.
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f .Succcssorofil.c"rlnaUrirlgctl. "
men pnges. etc. , cent on ap'icauon.
. n'w ' f
fr Standard oftheV.S.Supreni. ( 'onrt.theUS.Gov'tPrintingomc-
nearly ltS'hoolbooks. ComrneudedbynUiutteSaperintendentnoiSchcoir.
, r , , , THE BEST FOP. PRACTICAL PURPOSES ,
c Tic. + It is easy to find the word wanted.
It is easy to ascertain the pronunciation
It is easy to trace the growth of a word
.ttif' It is easy to learn what a word means t ,
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G. & C. tlerriam Co. , Publishers , Springfield , Ifa6e. ,
II E NSA ® JOh NWJIOAIUsm
! J ® tVaehl ngto n , fl. ( ) .
Successfully Prosecutes Clhiras.
Late Principal Eiaminer U.S. Pension Bureau
3yrs mast war , l5adludreatiug elalms , atty nlu't
51000 & UPWARDS easily rna4ewrthsnan + y + i
tai by safe method ofsystematlc.pc ulatitu
i1 grain. Book sn'i foil partieui + re fr'eo. Nat' haul.
References. P1IrlsOK & Co. . G12 enn ha Eldg. , Chu yo ,
1V. n. U. , Ojmaha--a9 , 1SC
1Yben answerln' advertisementu klndly
mention this paper
LURES WR Atl f1SE fAllS.
Best Cough eyrap. Tastes Good. Use
1II ttme gold by droggist&
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