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A Cow Acts as a Mother to a rig.
Portland Oregonian : The recent
paragraph in the Oregonian about
freakish relations among animals causes -
es to be brought to light a very singular -
circumstance on the farm of R J
Moore , at Malalla Corners. A l6
months old heifer lost her calf and two
or three days afterward it gas noticed
that she did not require milking. Investigation -
vestigation led to the discovery of the
fact that the heifer had adopted a
4 months old pig , which she would "call
and suckle as affectionately as if it had
been her own calf. This relation has
dent satisfaction of both parties , and
theshoat is sleeker and weighs several
pounds more than Its companions of the
Ready to Do Ills Part.
"And nowwill somebodyin the audi
ence accommodate me with a cavalry
sword ? " asked the professor of magic ,
stepping to th front of the stage and
rubbing his hands in pleasant antici
There was no response.
The professor repeated his request.
" 1 am sorry , " he said at last , niter
waiting several minutes , "that I shall
be unable to perform my advertised
feat of swallowing a sword , but you
will see , ladies and gentlemen , that'it
is not my fault. I will now proceed
frith the wonderful performance of the
manic egg bag , " etc.-Chicago Tribune.
Chaining a Beauty.
Jinks-Everybody predicted that
Iiardhead would have trouble after he
married that vain beauty , but she
never leaves her home unless he is
with her. How does he manage ?
' Wincs-Ho filled the house with
mirrors-Nevv York Weekly.
Cure for Curiosity.
Inquisitive Yankee visitors to the
Amtnen ram while lying at Bath have
been unable to refrain from meddling
with the machinery of the guns and
other interesting pieces of mechanism
found about the ship , despite the big
placards desiring them to keep their
"hands oft , " which the officers plentifully -
fully strewed about the vessel. So in
order to discourage such investigators
several of the machines with seemed
most to attract the inquisitive were
connected to a powerful electric bat.
terv , the "hands off" sign being , of
course , retained also. Since the idea
was put into effect the ship's company
has had lots of fun , and the visitors
have begun to have respect for a rea
The University of Omaha.
Nebraska has many creditable institutions -
tutions of learning-colleges that have
wrought a grand work and given the
state name and fame extending far be.
yond its own confines-and conspicuous
among them will be found that embodied -
ied in the heading of this article. It
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1 comprises three departments , namely :
Ilellevne College , Omaha Medical College -
lege and Omaha Dental College , the
latter just organized. Each department -
ment is conducted on the plan of doing
the best possible work. Bellevue College ,
as is well known , was the pioneer in
Nebraska for high grade work , being
in some particulars in advance of even
i the state university. All of the high
schools of Nebraska which prepare
fully for the state university , have the
additional studies necessary for entrance -
trance to Bellevue College. The institution -
tution maintainsan academy or prepar-
I atory department , and for those who
desire to teach or become proficient in
music it offers superior advantages , the
talent employed being the best to be
obtained. The college is ten miles
from Omaha , the metropolis of the si
+ state , and is a delightful and attractive -
tive location. It is far enough away
to be out of sight and sound of the
I bustling city , and yet near enough to
i be in touch with advantages that the
d metropolis brings. Many desirable
features in connection with the college
I might be dwelt upon , but from what
j has been said the reader can draw his
I or her conclusions , corresponding with
the faculty for details not here set
t A Wonder of Antiquity. of
One of the greatest wonders of an
cent Egypt , says the St. Louis Repub
; lie , was the famous artificial bo ty of ic
water called Lake Moeris , According
. to Herodotus , - the measure of its circumference -
cumference was 3,300 furlongs , which
L is equal to the entire length of Egypt
t nlbng the seacost. " The excavation ,
which was made in the time of King
Moeris ( the memnon cf the Greeks and a
; _ . ' F omanswas of a varying depth and its of
center was occupied by two pyramids ,
the apexes of which were 300 feet higher -
' er than the surface of the water. The
water for this gigantic artificial reservoir - .
voir was obtained from the Nile
i through a canal , which six months of
the year had an overflow , corresponding -
( ing to high and low water in the river. on
, The canal gradually filled with sand
} - and the lake has longsince evaporated , a
but the bottom is still one of the most
fertile tracts in Egypt
We desire to direct your attention to the
, . - Gulf Coast of Alabama. Our motto : "If
- you antieil'ate a change in location or for
investment , wh not et the best ? 11 a have
: , and 1n rder to serif our statement
icw e are ma6ing extremely low rates to '
' . ; - homeseelaers and investors that they may
: make a personal investigation. For par-
. /-y . ticu\ and low railroad rates address The
, . _ . : ' Union Land Co. , Mobile , Ala. , or Major T.
I - S. C arkson , Northwestern Agent , Omaha ,
, _ Nebr. pi
; \ ! 1- F - Human nntnreon the throne is no better f
tbau human nature in the slums.
, Billiard table , second-hand , for sale
1 cheap. Apply to or address , H. C. Asti , of
, ' : : : ,11 S. ith St. , Omaha , Nei , 1
A PLAIN TALK ABOUT THE
They Who Provide the Food of the
World , Physical as Well as Moral ,
Also Decide the Health of the World
--Trials of Consplcuoas People.
EW YORK , July 21 ,
1895.-Rev. Dr. Tal-
mage , who Is still
absent on his annual -
tour , preaching and
lecturing , has prepared -
pared for to-day a
sermon on "Plain
People , " a topic
which will appeal tea
a very large major-
- uy or reaaers any-
where. The text selected was : Romans
16:14.151 "Salute Asyncritus , Phlegon ,
Herman , Patrobas , Hermes , Philologus
and Julia , " . .
Matthew Henry , Albert Barnes , Adam
Clark , Thomas Scott and all the commentators -
mentators pass by these verses without
any especial remark. The other twenty
people mentioned In the chapter were
distinguished for something , and were
therefore discussed by the illustrious expositors
positors but nothing is said about Asyn-
critus , Phlegon , Hermas , Patrobas , Hermes -
mes , Phflologus and Julia. Where were
they born ? No one knows. Where did
they die ? There is no record of their de-
cease. For what were they Olstingulsh-
ed ? Absolutely for nothing or the trait
of character would have been brought
out by the apostle. If they had been very
intrepid or opulent , or hirsute , or musical -
al of cadence , or crass of style , or In
anywise anomalGus , that feature would
have been caught by the apostolic cam-
era. But they were good people , because -
cause Paul sent to them his high Christian -
tian regards. They were ordinary people -
ple , moving 1n ordinary sphere , attendIng -
Ing to ordinary duty , and meeting ordinary -
What the world wants is a religion for
ordinary people. If there be in the
United States 65,000,000 people , there are
certainly not more than 1,000,000 extraordinary -
ordinary ; and then there are 64,000,000
ordinary , and we do well to turn our
backs for a little while upon th- distinguished -
guished and conspicuous people of the
Bible and consider in our text the seven
ordinary. We spend too much of our
time in twisting garlands for remark-
abler , and buildiig thrones for magnates -
nates , and sculpturing warriors , and
apotheosizing philanthropists. The rank
and file of the Lord's soldiery need es-
The vast majority of people to whom
this sermon comes will never lead an
army , will never write a State constitution -
tution , will never electrify a Senate ,
will never make an important invention ,
will never introduce a new philosophy ,
will never decide the fate of a nation.
You do not expect to ; you do not want
to. You will not be a Moses to lead a
nation out of bondage. You will not be
a Joshua to prolong the daylight until
you can shut five kings in a cavern.
You will not be a St. John to unroll an
Apolcalypse. You will not be a Paul to
preside over an apostolic college. You
will not be a Mary to mother a Christ.
You will more probably be Asyncritus ,
or Phlegon , or Hermas , or Patrobas , or
Hermes , or Philologus , or Julia.
Many of you are women at the head
of households. This morning you
launched the family for Sabbath observ- s
ance. Your brain decided the apparel ,
your judgment was final on all questions -
tions of personal attire. Every morning
you plan for the day. The culinary department -
partment of your household is in your
dominion. You decide all questions of
diet. All the sanitary regulations of
your house are under your supervision.
To regulate the food , and the apparel ,
and the habits , and decide the thousand
questions of home life is a tax upon
biota and nerve and general health absolutely
solutely appalling , if there be no divine
It does not help you much to be told
that Elizabeth Fry did wonderful things k
among the criminals of Newgate. It
does not help you much to be told that
Mrs. Judson was very brave among the
Bornestan cannibals. It does not help
you much to be told that Florence
Nightingale was very kind to the
wounded in the Crimea. It would be
better for me to tell you that the divine
Friend of Mary and Martha is your
Friend , and that he sees all the annoyances -
ances and disappointments and abra-
ons and exasperations .of an ordinary
housekeeper from morn till night , and
from the first day of the year to the Iast
day of tits year , and at your call he is
ready with help and reinforcement.
They who provide the food of the
world decide the health of the world.
One of the greatest battles of this century -
tury was lost because the commander
that morning had a fit of indigestion.
You have only to go on some errantd
amid the taverns and the hotels of the
United States and Great Britain to appreciate - of
preciate the fact that a vast multitude
the human race are slaughtered by of
incompetent cookery. Though a young
woman may have taken lessons in mus-
, and may have taken lessons in painting -
ing , and lessons in astronomy , she is not
well educated unless she has taper , les-
son's in dough ! They who decide the
apparel of the world and the food of the
world decide the endurance of the world.
An unthinking man may consider it
matter of little importance-the care
the household and the economies of
domestic life-but I tell you the earth is
strewn with the martyrs of kitchen and
. The health-shattered
nursery. womanhood -
hood of America cries out for a Gad who
can help ordinary women in the ordinary -
nary duties of housekeeping. The wearing -
ing , grinding unappreciated work goes
, but the same Christ who stood on
the bank of Galilee in the early morning the
nd kindled the fire and had the fish
already cleaned and broiling when the
sportsmen stepped ashore chilled and the
hungry , will help every woman to prepare -
pare tt eakfast , whether by her own the
hand or b * the hand of her hired help.
The God who 'made indestructible eulogy - boy
logy of Hannah , who made a coat for
Samuel , her son , and carried it to the
temple every year , will help every woman - will
man in preparing the family wardrobe. will
The God who opens the Bible with the of
story -Abraham's entertainment of the
farce angels on the plains , of Mature
will help every woman to provide hos-
tality , however rare and erribariass-
ing. It is high time that some of the
attention we have been giving to the
remarkable women of the Bible-
re-markable for their virtue or their want er's
it , or remarkable for their deeds-De-
borah and Jezebel , and Herodlas and
Atliaitah , and Dorcas and the Marys ,
excellent or abandoned-It is high tint :
some of the attention we have been giving -
ing to these conspicuous women of the
Bible be given to Julia of the text , an
ordinary woman amid ordinary circumstances -
stances , attending to ordinary duties
and meeting ordinary responsibilities.
Then there are all the prdinary bust-
ness men. They need divine and Christian -
tian help , When we begin to talk about
business life we shoot right off and talk
about men who did business on a large
scale , and who sold millions of dollars of
goods a year ; but the vast majority of
business men do not sell a million dollars -
lars of goods , nor half a million , nor a
quarter of a million , nor the eighth part
of a million. Put all the business men
of our cities , towns , villages and neigh.
borhoods side by side , and you will find
that they sell less than fifty thousand
dollars' worth of goods. All these men
In ordinary business life want' divine
help. You see how the wrinkles are
printing on the countenance the story
of worriment and care. You cannot tell
how old a business man is by looking at
him. Gray hairs at thirty. A man at
forty-five with the stoop of a nonogena-
rian. No time to attend to improved
dentistry , the grinders cease because
they are few. Actually dying of old
age at forty or fifty , when they ought to
be at the meridian. Many of these business -
ness men have bodies like a neglected
clock to which you come and you wind
it up , and it begins to buzz and roar ,
and then the hands start around very
rapidly , and then the clock strikes five ,
or ten , or forty , and strikes without any
sense , and then suddenly stops. 9o is
the body of that worn-out business man.
Now , what is wanted is grace-divine
grace for ordinary business men , men
who are harnessed from morn till night
and all the days of their life-harnessed
in business. Not grace to lose a hun-
d red thousand , but grace to lose ten
dollars. Not grace to supervise two
hundred and fifty employes in a factory ,
but grace to supervise the book-keeper ,
and two salesmen and the small boy
that sweeps the store. Grace to invest
not the eighty thousand dollars of net
profit , but the twenty-flue hundred of
clear gain. Grace not to endure the
loss of a whale shipload of spices from
the Indies , but grace to endure the loss
of a paper of collars from the leakage
of a displaced shingle on a poor roof.
Grace not to endure the tardiness of
the American Congress in passing a
necessary law , but grace to endure the
tardiness of an errapd boy , . stopping to
play marbles when he ought to deliver
the goods. Such a grace as thousands of
business men have to-day-keeping
them tranquil whether goods sell or do
not sell , whether customers pay or do
not pay , whether tariff its up or tariff is
down , whether the crops are luxuriant
or are a dead failure-calm 1n all cir-
c umstances and amid all vicissitudes.
That ! s the kind of grace we want. Millions -
lions of men want it , and they may have
It for the asking. Some hero or heroine
comes to town , and as the procession
passes through the street , the business
men come out and stand upon tiptoe on
their store steps and look at some one
who in Arctic clime , or in ocean storm ,
o r in day of battle , or in hospital agonies -
nies , did tits brave things not realizing
that they , the enhttsiastic spectators ,
have gone through trials in business life
that are just as great before God. There
are menwho have gone through freezing -
ing Arctics , and burning torrids , and
awful Dfarengoes of experiences without -
out moving five miles from their door.
N ow , what ordinary business men need
is to realize that they have the friend-
hip of that Christ who looked after the
religious interests of Matthew , the customhouse -
tom-house clerk , and helped Lydia , of
Thyatlra , to sell the dry goods , and who
opened : t bakery and fish-market in the
wilderness of Asia Minor to feed the
seven thousand who had come grit on a
religtouspicnicandwho counts the hairs
of your head with as much particularity
an though they were the plumes of a
coronation , and who took the trouble to
stoop down with his finger writing on
the ground , although the first shuffle c.f
feet obliterated the divine caligraphg ,
and who knows just how many locusts
there were in the Egyptian plague , and
new just how many ravens were necessary -
essary to supply Elijah's pantry by the
brook Chertth , and who , as floral commander -
mander , leads forth all the regiments of
primroses , foxgloves , daffodils , hyacinths - p
cinths , and fillies which pitch their tents
of beauty and kindle their camp-fires
color all around the hemisphere-that
that Christ and that God knows the
most minute affairs of your business life
and however inconsiderable , understanding -
standing all the affairs of that woman
who keep athread-and-needle store as
well as all the affairs of a Rothschild
and a Stewart.
Then there are all the ordinary farm-
ers. We talk about agricultural life ,
and we immediately shoot off to talk
about Ctncinnatus , the patrician , who
went from the plough to a high position -
tion , and after he got through the dictatorship -
tatorship fu twenty- one days went
back again to tits plough. What encouragement -
couragement is that to ordinary farmers -
ers ? The vast majority of them-none
them will be patricians. Perhaps
none of them will be Senators. If any
them have dictatorships it w311 be
ver forty , or fifty , or a hundred acres
the old homestead. What those men
want is graze to keep their patience
while ploughing with balky oxen , and t
keep cheerful ztnid the drought that
destroys the corn crop , and that enables - in
ables them to restore the garden the
day after the neighbor's otitis have
broken In and trampled out , the strawberry -
berry bed , and gone through the Lima- as
bean patch , and eaten up the sweet "
corn [ n such large quantities that they
must be kept from the water lest they
swell up and die. Grace in catching "
weather that enables them , without imprecation -
precation , to spread out the hay the "
third time , although again and again
and again it has been almost ready for
mow. A grace to doctor the caw
with a hollow horn , and the sheep
with the foot-rot , and the horse with "
distemper , and to compel the un- of
willing acres to yield a livelihood for
family , and schooling for the children -
dren , and little extras to help the older
in business , and something for the you
daughter's wedding outfit , and a little
surplus for the time when the ankles
get stiff with age , and the breath
be a little short , and the swinging
the cradle through the hot harvest
field will bring on the old man's vertigo.
Better close up about Cincinnatus. I
know five hundred farmers just as 1t
noble as he was.
What they want is to know that they
have the friendship of that Christ who
often drew his similes from the farm-
' life , as when he said : "A sewer
went forth to sow ; " as when he built they
his best parable out of the scene of a
farmer's boy coming back from his
wanderings , and the old farmhouse
shook that night with rural jubilee ; and
who compared himself to a lamb in thl
pasture field , and who said the eternal
God is a farmer , declaring : "My Fattier
is the husbandman. "
Those stone masons do not want to
know about christopher Wren , the architect -
chitect , who built St. Paul's Cathedral.
It would be better to tell them how to
carry the hod of brick up the ladder
without slipping , and how on a cold
morning with the trowel to smooth off
the mortar and keep cheerful , and how
to be thankful to God for the plain food
taken from the pail by the roadside ,
Carpenters standing amid the adze ,
and the bit , and the plane , and the
broad axe need to be told that Christ
was a carpenter , with his own hand
wielding saw and hammer. Oh , this is
a tired world , and it is an overworked
world , , and it Is an underfed world , and
it Is a wrung-out world , and men and
women need to know that there is rest
and recuperation In God and in that religion -
ligion which was not so much intended
for extraordinary people as for ordinary -
nary people because there are more of
The healing profession has had Its
Abererombies , and Its Abernethys , and
its Valentine Motts and Its Willard
Parkers ; but the ordinary physicians -
cians do the most of the world's
medicining , and they need to understand -
stand that while taking diagnosis or
prognc' is , or writing prescription , or
compounding medicament , or holding
the delicate pulse of a dying child they
may have the presence and the dictation
o f the Almighty Doctor who took tlrt
case of the madman , and , after he had
tarn off his garments 1n foaming de
mentia , clothed him again , body and
mind , and who lifted up the woman
who for eighteen years had been bent
almost double with the rheumatism ,
into graceful stature , and who turned
the scabs of leprosy into rubicund corn
plexion , and who rubbed the numbness
out of paralysis , and who swung wide
open the closed windows of hereditary
or accidental blindness , until the morn-
l ug light came streaming through the
fleshly casements , and tyke knows all
the diseases , and all tits remedies , and
all the herbs , and all the catholicons ,
and is monarch of pharmacy and therapeutics -
peutics , and who has sent out ten thou-
s and doctors of whom tits world makes
no record ; but to prove that they are
angels of mercy , I invoke the thousands
of men whose ailments have been assuaged -
suaged and the thousands of women to
whom in crisis of pain they have been
next to God in benefaction.
Come ; now , let us have a religion for
ordinary people in professions , in occu-
p ations , in agriculture , in the household ,
In merchandise , in everything. I salute .
across the centuries Asyncritus , Phle-
gen , Herman , Patrobas , Hermes , Phil-
ologus and Julia.
First of all , if ou feel that you are
ordinary , thank God that you are not
extraordinary. I am tired and sick ,
and bored almost to death with extra-
ordinary people. They take all their
time to tell us ( row very extraordinary
they really are. You know as well as I "
do , my brother and sister , that the most
of the useful wort : of the tiorhi is done
by unpretentious people who toil right
on-by people who do not get much approval
proval and no one seems to say , "that h
is well done. " Phenomena are of but
little use. Things that are exceptional
cannot be depended on. Better trust
the smallest planet that swings on its
orbit than ten comets shooting this way
and that , imperiling the longevity of
worlds attending to their own business.
For steady illumination better is a lamp
than a rocket. Then , If you feel that
you are ordinary , remember that your
position invites the less attack.
Conspicuous people - how they have
to take it ! How they are misrepre-
s ented , and abused , and shot at ! The
higher the horns of a roebuck the easier
to track him down. What a delicious
tltin5 it must be to be a candidate for
President of the United States ! It
must be so soothing to the nerves ! It
must pour into the soul of a candidate : '
such a sense of serenity when he read
the blessed newspapers ! his
I came into the possession of the
abusive cartoons in the time of Na-
oleon f. , printed while he was yet alive.
The retreat of the army from Moscow ,
that army buried in the snows of Russia -
sia , one of the most arful tragedies of ;
the centuries , represented under the fig.
ore of a monster called General Frost
shaving the French Emperor with a
razor of icicle. As Satyr and Beelzebub
he is represented , page after page , page
after page. England cursing him , Spain but
cursing him , Germany cursing him ,
Russia cursing him. Europe cursing de
him , North and South America cursing t
him. The most remarkable man of his
day , and the most abused. All those
men in history who now have a halo
around their name , on earth wore a
crown of thorns. Talcs the few extraordinary -
ordinary railroad men of our time , and
see what abuse comes upon them , while
thousands of stockholders escape. All
the world took after Thomas Scott ,
President of the Pennsylvania Railroad ,
abused him until he got under the
ground. Thousands of stockholders in
that company. All the blame on one ®
man ! The Central Pacific Railroad-
wo or three men get all the blame if
anything goes w ° ing. There are 10,000
that company. ,
At an anniversary of a deaf and
dumb asylum one of the children wrote
upon the blackboard words as sublime
the Iliad , the Odyssey , and the
"Divira Commedfa" all compressed in -
one paragraph. The examiner , in the and
signs of the mute language , asked her ,
"Who made the world ? " The deaf and the
dumb girl wrote upon the blackboard ,
"In the beginning Gcd created the
heaven and the earth. " The examiner you
asked her , "For what purpose did Christ t
came into the world to save sinners. "
dumb girl wrote upon the blackboard ,
"This is a faithful saying , and worthy and
all acceptation , that Christ Jesus and
came intot the world to save sinners. "
The examiner said to her , "Why- were
barn deaf and dumb , while I hear W
and speak ? " She wrote upon fife
blackboard , "Even no , Father ; for so It
seemeth good in thy sight. " Oh , that Ah
might be baptized with s contented StttiT
spirit ! The spider draws poison out of all
flower , the bee gets honey out of a
thistle ; but happiness is a heavenly
elixir , and tits contented spirit extracts T RE
not from the rhododendron of the
, but from the lily of the valley.
The Mohammedans have ninety-one
names for God , but among ahem all
have not "Our Father.-Anon.
Highest of all in Leavening Power--Latest U. S. Gov't Report ,
L JTE ICY PRE
She Had Bitten Hersolf.
About a quarter of a century ago Be-
ranger's "Grisette" was performed at
one of the theaters , 'lire part of Lit-
ettc was allotted to Virginia Dejazes.
This popular actress , then anvanced in
years , had lost all her teeth. and , to do
justice to her new role. she had ordered
n fresh set. As the teeth felt uncomfortable -
fortable , she took them out when the
p lay was over and put them in her
pocket : When in the greenroom , she
incautiously satdotvn , and immediately
jumped up , with a scream.
"What is the" inquired our
jolly old friend , Adolphe Denncry.
"Nothing , " said Mlle. Dejazet. "I
have only bitten myself.-Berne
Tobacco Tattered and Torn ,
Every day we meet the man with shabby
clothes , sallow skin , and shambling footsteps , I
holding out a tobucco palrfed hand for the charity -
ity quarter. Tobacco destroys manhood and t
the happiness of perfect vitalty. No To liae is
guantntced to cure just such cases , and its
charity to make them try. Sold under 6caran
tee to cure by Druggists everywhere. Book
free. Address Sterling Hcmedy Co. , New
York City or Chicago.
In After Years.
' . "
He gazed at her with a tender , ap-
p ealing glance.
They were preparing to start out for
the evening , and he was anxious , for
her sake , to loop his best. 1
-"my hat on straight ? "
Being assured that it was , the husband -
band of the coining woman , after giving
ing explicit directions to the nurse regarding - I
garding the baby , trustingly took tits
arm of her who had sworn to cherish
and protect him-and so they went
their way.-New York World.
Open the Safety Valve
1Vhen there ! s too big a head of steam on , or
yon will be in dancer. Similarly , vv1ien that
i mportant safety valve of the system the
bowels. retests , obstructed , open itprompt-
] y with fiostetter's tonrt"h hitter ; , and
guard against the consequences of its clos-
. It3lliourness , dyspepsia , maluril. rheu-
matic sail kidney compluhit , nurvousnc s
anti neuralgia are all subjuRatcd by this
pleasant but potent conqueror of disease.
Too Much Curiosity.
The Judge-have you any reason to
oiler wily sentence should not be
passed upon , you ? i
The Prisoner-I ain't got much to
say , but it's right to the point. When
I shot the feller I was only loin' it fer
fun. an' here you fellers are tvantin' to
tang me in cold blooded malice , so you
a ir.-Indianapolis , Journal.
ALBERT BURCH , West Toledo , 0 , , says :
"Hall's Catarrh Cure saver ] my life. " Write
kiwi for particulars. Sold by Druggists , 75e.
He Was a Prudent ) tan.
Chicago Tribune : "James , what
ave you been doingin the garret ? "
It was his wife who spoke.
"You won't betray me , Elizabeth ? "
exclaimed the prominent politician ,
pale and excited.
"Betray you ? Certainly not. What
have you been doing in that garret : ' "
; . "Elizabeth , " he replied in a hoarse
whisper , "I have been looking to see if
anybody has discovered my views on
the silver question. That's where I
keep them ! "
IlrGeman'sCamphor leewith Glycerine.
Thcuriginalandarl } tenuite , Cures ClL tuwdnauds
sudFace , ColdSures&c. C. G.Clar6Co.,1.Hat cuC + -
A lie is always an enemy , no matter how
well meanin , it may lee : ; .
FITS-All Fitsstopped freebyDr.Bllne's Crept
crceltestorer , tioFi.alter ti + lrntday's u. ( .
Jlarcelouscures. Treatise and $ trulbotth ( rv'rt ,
, : bend to llr.Iiliue,9itdrehSt.YLDa.Ya.
He is the greatest man who does most for
I have found Piso's Cure for Consumption -
tion an unfailing medi : iue.-P. R. LfIT % ,
130i ; Scott St. , Covington , Kr. , Oct. 1 , lii'J4.
Every reform that comes to stay , has to
tegin iu the heart. di
"Eanson's Ti agic Corn Salve. " It
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ask your
druggist tor it. Price 15 cents
There are people who vvaat to do good ,
they are stow to commence.
It the Baby 1s Cutting Teeth.
enrr and use that old and 'well-tried remedy , 3lrs.
rissto 's SooTTtnc STncr for Chtldrea Teething-
Nebraska has fourteen women superintendents -
tendents o : public instruction.
The man who never praises his wife
sometimes talks very nice in church.
¶ lh iL I
LEAVES ITS PIARIC
-every one of the painful irregularities
weaknesses that prey upon women.
They fade the face , waste the figure , ruin
temper , wither you up , make you old
before your time.
Get well : That's the way to look well.
Cure the disorders and ailments that beset
, with Ur. Pierce's Favorite Prescrig
It regulates and promotes all the womanly
functions , improves digestion , enriches the
blood , dispels aches and pains , melancholy
nervousness , brings refreshing sleep ,
restores health and strength.
ELL MACHINERY Jfl
Illustrated catalogue showing
AIIQEBS , ROCILDP.ILLS HYDRAULIC
D JSTTLtiO 3fACHIhERI , etc.
Fhrz Havebeon tested and L
SiouxCity Engine & Iron Works ,
SucccssorstoPechif . Co.
rtloazCity Inra. .
RewrLL , t : CdSn : Il.CISF.nY Co. ,
ii It Wet Eleventh Street 1Csr-sas C'tv , 3ta
* ( . PARKER'S
f'd HAIR BALSAM
e , and beg 0e , the halt.
= _ Promote , a luxuriant grow' .
- Never Pails to Eestore Gray
-Sir Hair to its Youthful Color.
Cure , eatp dheare , k hair ralhng.
First Man at the Beach ( to second
arrival-may ) , it's hind of mesa of you
to come down here. I was hcc first ,
and consequently I have a prior claim '
on the young ladies at this beach.
second Arrival-A thousand pardons
for rntrudittg , but I really had no idea +
there would be n man here ahead of '
me. 1'11 get out right away and try
another beach , and it isn't likely 1r11
run against such hard luck again.
Make Your 'Own Blttorsi "
On receipt of 30 cents in U. S. stamps , l
will send to any address one package Ste- ;
ketee's Dry Bitters. One package makes rene
one gallon bed tonic known. Cures stem- ,
ach , kidney diseases , and is a great appetizer -
tizer and blood purifier. Just the medicine ,
needed for spring and summer. 25c. at .
your drag stare. Address Glo. G. 8Ta ,
KETEH , Grand Rapids. Mich.
Bobby was trying to make it pleas.
not for his father's guest till that individual -
vidual arrived Ire pointed to two
boles of cigars on the piano. '
"The one at ther right is them wet
paw gives t' his friends. De udders he
smokes himself. " 1 '
"All right , my boy , " said the visitor ,
helping himself to the private box ,
"I'll tape one of these , for at present +
I'm not one of your father's friends.- '
THE FARMER IS narl'Y !
The farmer reporting 60 bushels Winter -
ter Rye per acre ; G ton of stay and 6 :
bushels of Winter Wheat has reason to ;
be happy and praise Salzer's seeds ! Now
you try it for 1596 and sow now of
grasses , wheat and rye. Catalogue and
samples free , if you write to the John A.
Salzer Seed Co. , La Crosse , Wis. , and
send this slip along. ( W.N.U. )
Notbing is so cheap and so very valuable
as Iolitenessaud courtesy.
Parker's Gln terTontc it popular
f or it + > ; otd work , snaering , tired , sleeptoe , nen
cue women and ncthing so soothing and reclving.
'Ibo heart is larger than the world , ho-
cause the vvbolo world cannot till it.
Chat a , ene of relief It II to know
that you have nu more corns. Iimlercons mmnwes
them , and very comforting it Is. 16c at drurglsU.
This country , with its institutions , ho-
longs to the people who inhabit it.
Brings comfort and improvement and I
tends to personal enjoyment when
ri , litly used. The many , tyke live bet-
than others and enjoy life more , with l
less expenditure , by more promptly
adapting the world's best products to
the Weer s of physical being , will attest G ,
tlc value to health of the pure liquid
laxative principles embraced m the
remedy , Syrup of Iles.
Its excellence is due to its presenting
in the form most acceptable and pless-
ant to the taste , the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect la : -
ative ; effectually cleansing the system ,
spelling colds , headaches and fevers
an permanently caring constipation.
has given satisfaction to millions and
met with the approval of the medical
procession , because it acts on the Kitl-
nevs , Liver and Bowels without weak-
en ing them and it is perfectly free from
every objectionable substance.
Syrup of Figs - is for sale by all dru ;
gists m 50c and-Si bottles , but it is manufactured -
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. only , whose name is printed on every
ackage , also the name , Syrup of Figs ,
and being well informed , you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
R , WING L r'
EETHIN3 * SYRF
the best medicine for all diseases incident tr ,
children. It revL ttesthe bowcl ; assists dcnti-
ion ; cures diarrhea and dysentervin tlett orst
ms ; cures sinker sore throat isa certain isre-
ventit eofdipbtberia ; < 1trictsantisoothes ailpain
n4igorties tits stomach and tow eh ; corrects all
acidity-will cure griping in the botrcls and v.ind
coiic. ho not fatigue yourself and child Wiilt
sleep.ess nhhts when it is within your reach to
your child and save your otsu strength.
Dr. octane's Gcrlucat lI'oran ( lakes
destroptsorms 3tmmnve them front the system
Prepared by Emmert Proprizttry Co. , Chicago , ( IL
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Is TflE aNi.Y
- , / ' 1-no TItuATr AL ! .
Weaknss and t cret
Every cure guarante d.
: o years' experience.
8 icon ! n tm + b .
; , , lsr x F'reo
14th .t : Farnam St , .
OMAHA , NEIL
EN BN.j aelrltt'.tort [ iL'itIOIERI4 ,
Successfully Prosecutes Glai
ate ? rlnclpal Ex'mner U.S. Pension Bureau ,
3yra alastwar , l5adjudltaaagcLmsscncc.
i4' . 1. IIi. , Ontalia--3. It1df ) ; ,
liken answering advertisements kindly
mention this paper.
BURLS WHEN All E , U1S.
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. IIso ,
intine. Soldbydruggists. , I
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