The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, February 22, 1895, Image 3

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Reflned Cruelty In France ,
' The humanitarian lady who will no
'wear birds in her bonnet or eat fle > ; h
meat or permit down
pillows to soften
her lot in life should turn her attention
to a refined cruelty that is at the moment -
ment a vague in certain districts in
- France. For the
manufacture of
- a cer-
tai n superfine cloth raped zibeline rabbits -
bits arc plucked alive , and the long furs
tutus obtained is woven into the aforesaid -
said texture. A particular breed of rab-
i J -t bits is only suitable , and these hapless
- , creatures arc carefully tended after the
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plucking process until their fur rows
> again. The thing is inexcusably cruel ,
i and no woman would surely encourage
sale or manufacture of such cloth
if her heart , not to sa y sensibility , is in
t I the right place.-Chicago Post.
The Hotel Night Clerk.
Hotel Mail : It' has always been a
' Source of wonder among outsiders that
the night clerk should not be one of
th e highest salaried officials of a hotel ,
i instead of being , as he actually is , one
of the worst paid. Certainly no day
functionary , except the manager , has
so much responsibility , and even the
1 manager is less likely to be caught
without adequate means to act. The
night clerk is proprietor , manager and
superintendent combined during the
most critical hours of the twenty-four ,
and yet ranks in pay and preferment
far below the room clerks. Inquiries
of practical men have never elicited
any satis factory explanion of this , the
stock answer being that the night
cleric is often regarded merely as a
watchman.
! The Ifoystono of the Arch
In the edifice of health is vigor , . which means
t not merely muscular energy , but an active
discharge of the various functions of the
i body , such as digestion , secretion 'af the bile ,
the action of the bowels , the circulation of the
blood. Nothing more actively and thoroughly -
' oughly contributes to the united performance
i of these functions than the renowned tonic
t and regulator , Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
S The result of its use is a speedy gain in
Strength , together with the agreeable consciousness -
sciousness that the tenure of life is being
strengthened-that one is laying up a store of
vitality against the unavoidable draughts
i which old age makes upon the system. The
fortifying influence of the Bitters constitute
i , it a reliable safeguard against malaria , rheumatism -
matism and kidney trouble. Appetite and
sleep improve through'its use , and it protects
the system from the effects of cold and damp.
Queer Ways of the Toad.
Paternal affection is not perhaps the
precise emotion that we should be dis
I posed to look for in the cold blooded
I frog. But the Surinam toad appears to
exhibit this praisworthy attitude of
mind toward its numerous progeny.
When his mate lays her eggs , the sold-
l , ' citous father places them carefully
upon her back , where in due time their
presence causes an irritation that produces -
duces numerous small holes , into
which the eggs forthwith drop. In
these cells , which , from mutual pressure -
sure , get to be hexagonal , like honeycomb -
comb , the young frogs are finally
hatched , and for a bit scramble about
their mother's back , hiding in their
nurseries when danger threatens.-
London News.
A Modern Infalid
Has tastes medicinally , in keeping
with other luxuries. A remedy must
be pleasantly acceptable in form , purely
wholesome in composition , truly beneficial -
ficial in effect and entirely free from
every objectionable quality. If really
ill he consults a physician ; if constiPated -
Pated he uses the gentle family laxative -
tive Syrup of Figs.
For every fault we see in others we have
two of our own which we overlook.
Paper plates are used in some German
restaurants.
THE ONWARD f1ARCtI
of Consumption is
stopped short by Dr.
Pierce's Golden Med-
a
meal Discovery. If
you haven't waited
{ r , : beyond reason ,
there's complete re-
I : . covers and care.
- ' Although b man
1 be incur
. t believed to
f able , there is the
evidence of hundreds
i . of living witnesses to
i , the fact that in all
- ; % ! its earlier stages , consumption -
' sumption is a curable
( ) t' ' / disease. Not every
f . - - _ ; case , but a large per-
- ccnIage of eases , and
' .1rJ + ' we believe , fitlly 98
- - per cent. are cured
by Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery ,
even after the disease has progressed so
far as to induce repeated bleedings front
the lungs , severe lingering cough with
copious expectoration ( including tubercular -
lar matter ) , great loss of flesh and extreme
emaciation and weakness.
Do you doubt that hundreds of such cases
reported to us as cured by "Golden Mcd-
' ical Discovery' ' were genuine cases of that
dread and fatal disease ? You need not take
I - our word for it. They have , in nearly every
instance , been so pronounced by the best
and most experienced home physicians ,
who have no interest whatever in misrepresenting -
representing them , and who were often
strongly prejudiced and advised against
i ( a trial of "Golden Medical Discovery , "
but who have been forced to confess that
it surpasses , in curative power over this
fatal malady , all other medicines with
which they are acquainted. Nasty cod-
liver oil and its filthy "emulsions" and
mixtures , had been tried n1 nearly all these
cases and had either utterly failed to beneI
fit , or had only seemed to benefit a little for
a short time. l3xtract of malt , whiskey ,
and various preparations of the liypophos
phites had also been faithfully tried in vain.
) The photographs of a large number of
those cured of consumption , bronchitis.
lingering coughs , asthma , chronic 1uasal
catarrh and kindred maladies , have been
skillfully reproduced in a book of 16o
pages which will be mailed to you , on receipt -
ceipt of address and six cents in stamps.
You can then write those cured anti learn t
their experience. AddressWoRLD's Dlsrr -
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A Story of the Inner Visicn of the
Highlanders , Gommonly Called
the Second Sight ,
By GEORGE MACDONALD.
CHAPTER XVII.
KEN INTRENCIIMENTS.
But this way of breaking into the
house every night did not afford me the
facility I wished. For I wanted to see
Lady Alice during the day , or at least
in the evening before she went to sleep ;
as otherwise I could not thoroughly
judge of her condition. So I got Wood
to pack up a small stock of provisions
for me in his haversack , uvllicll I took
with me ; and when I entered the house
that night , I bolted the door of the
court behind me , and made all fast.
I waited till the usual time for her
appearance had passed ; and , always
apprehensive now , as was very natural ,
I had begun to grow uneasy , when I
heard a voice , as I had heard it one
before , singing. Fearful of disturbing
her , I listened for a moment. Whether
the song was her own or not I cannot
be certain. When I questioned her
afterward , she knew nothing about it.
She ceased singing. Still she did not
enter. I went into the closet and found
that the door was bolted. When 1
opened it she entered , as usual ; and ,
when she came to herself , seemed still
better than before.
"Duncan , " she said , "I don't know
how it is , but I believe I must have
forgotten everything I ever knew. I
feel as if I had. I don't think I can
even read. Will you teach me my letters -
ters ? "
She had a book in her hand. I hailed -
ed this as another sign that her waking
and sleeping thoughts bordered on each
other ; for she must have taken Lac
book during her somnambulic condi-
tion. I ( lid as she desired. She seemed -
ed to know nothing till I told her. But
the moment I told her anything , she
knew it perfectly. Before she left me
that night she was reading tolerably ,
with many pauses of laughter that she
should ever have forgotten how. The
moment she shared the light of my
mind , all was plain ; where that had
not shone , all was dark. The fact was ,
she was living still in the shadow of
that shock which her nervous system
had received from our discovery and
my ejection.
As she was leaving me , I said :
"Shall you be in the haunted room
at sunset to-morrow , Alice ? "
"Of course I shall , " she answered.
"You will find me there then , " I rejoined -
joined ; "that is , if you think there is
no danger of being seen.
"Not the least , " she answered. "No
one follows me there ; not even Mrs.
Blakesley , good soul ! They are all
afraid , as usual. "
"And won't be frightened to see
me there ? "
"Frightened ? No. Why ? Oh ! You
think me queer , too , do yeti ? "
She looked very vexed , but tried to
smile.
"I ? I would trust you with my
life , " I said. "That's not much , though
-with my soul , whatever that means ,
Alice. "
"Then don't talk nonsense , " she rejoined -
joined , coaxingly , "about my being
frightened to see you.
When she had gone , I followed into -
to the old ball , taking my sack with
flue ; for , after having found the door
in the closet bolted , I was determined
not to spend one night more in my old
quarters , and never to allow Lady
Alice to go there again , if I could ire-
vent her. And I had good hopes , that ,
if we met in the day , the same consequences -
quences would follow as had followed
long ago , namely , that she would sleep
at night.
My object was to choose one of the
deserted rooms in which I might establish -
tablish myself without chances of
discovery. I had not turned many
corners , or gone through many passages -
ges , before I found one exactly to my. .
1
mind. I will not trouble my reader
with a description of its odd post 1
tion and shape. All I wanted was concealment -
cealment , and that it provided plenti-
fully. I lay down on the floor , and was
soon fast asleep. 1
Next morning , having breakfasted
from the contents of my bag , I proceeded - u '
ed to make myself thoroughly acquainted -
quainted with the bearings , etc. , of this t
portion of the house. Before evening , at
I knew it all thoroughly. 1
But I found it very difficult to wait
for the evening. By the windows of S
one of the rooms looking westward , 1
sat watching the down-going of the
sun. When he set , my moon would C
rise. As lie touched the horizon , I went
the old , Fell-known way to the haunted - u
ed chamber. b
One moment longer and a light hand '
was laid on the door. It opened gently ,
and Alice , entering , flawed across the 1
room straight to my arms. How beau
tiful she was ; her old fashioned dress
bringing her into barniony with the
oem and its old consecrated twilight ! t
For this room looked eastward , and o
there was only twilight there. She
brought me some water ; at my request ; u
and then we read , and laughed over ti
our reading. Every moment she not g
only knew something fresh , but knew r
that she had known it before. The h
dust of the years had to be swept away ti
but it was only dust , and flew at a Ii
breath. The light soon failed us in h
he dusky chamber ; and we sat and t
whispered , till only when we kissed o
could we see each other's eyes. : at c
engtlu Lady Alice said : k
"They are looking for me ; I bad beto
er go. Shall I come at night ? " h
"No , " I answered. "Sleep , and do e
not move. " b
"Very well , I will. n
She went , and I returned to my den. t
There I lay and thought. Had she g
ever been insane at all ? I doubted it. we
kind of mental sleep or stupor bad a
come upon her-nothing more. 1
Next evening we met again , and the s
nest , and many evenings. Every time p
was more convinced than before
that she was thoroughly sane in every h
ractical sense , and that she would
ecall everything as soon as I reminded 1
er. But this I forebore to do , fearing w
reaction. Ii
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ESCAPE. my
It was time , however , to lay some Ii
Ian , and make sores preparation for p
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our departure. The first thing to be
secured was a convenient exit from the
house. I searched in all directions , but
could discover none better than that
by which I had entered. Leaving the
house one evening , as soon as Lady
Alice had retired , I communicated my
situation to Wood , who entered with 11
his heart into my projects. Most fortunately -
tunately , through all her so-called madness -
ness , Lady Alice had retained and cherished -
ished the feeling that there was something -
thing sacred about the diamond ring
and the little money which had been
intended for our flight before , and she
had kept them carefully concealed ,
where she could find them in a mo-
ment. I lead sent the ring to a friend
in London , to sell it for me ; and it pu-
duiced more than I had expected. I
lead then commissioned Wood to go to
the county town and buy a light gig for
me ; and in this he had been very fortunate -
tunate My dear old Constancy had
the accomplishment , not at all common
to chargers , of going admirably in harness -
ness ; and I had from the first enjoined
upon Wood to get him into as good
condition as possible. I now fixed a
certain hour at which Wood was to be
at a certain spot on one of the roads
skirting the park-where I had found
a crazy door in the plank fence-with
Constancy in the dog cart , and plenty
of wraps for Alice.
"And for heaven's sake , Wood , " I
concluded , "look to ills shoes. "
The next evening I said : "Alice I
must leave the house ; will you go with
me ? "
"Of course I will.Duncan. When ?
"The night after to-morrow , as soon
as everyone is in bed and the house
quiet. If you have anything you value
very much , take it ; but the lighter we
go the better : "
"I have nothing , Duncan. I will take
a little bag that will do for me. "
"But dress as warmly as you can. It
wiI be cold. "
"Oh yes ; I won't forget that. Good-
,
night. "
I had seen Mrs. Blakesley since she
herd told me that the young earl and
countess were expected in about a
month , else I might have learned one
fact which it was very important I
should have known-namely , that their
arrival had been hastened by eight or
ten days. The very morning of our intended -
tended departure. I was looking into
the court through a little round hole
I had cleared for observation in the
dust of one of the windows , believing
I had observed signs of unusual preparation -
aration on the part of the household ,
when a carriage drove up , followed by
two others , and Lord and Lady Hilton -
ton descended and entered , with an
attendance of some eight or ten.
There was a great bustle in the house
all day. Of course I felt uneasy , for if
anything should interfere with our
flight the presense of so many would
increase whatever difficulty might oc-
cur. I was also uneasy about the
treatment my Alice might receive from
the new-comers. Indeed , it might be
put out of her power to meet me at all.
It had been arranged between us that
she should not come to the haunted
chamber at the usual hour , but toward -
ward midnight.
I was there waiting for her. The
hour arrived ; the house seemed quiet ;
but she ( did not come. I began to grow
very uneasy. I waited half an hour
11101 0 , and then , unable to endure it
longer , crept to her door. I tried to
open it , but found it fast. At the same
time I heard a slight sob inside. I
put my lips to the key-hole , and called
"Alice. " She answered in a moment :
"They have locked me in. "
The key was gone. There was no
time to be lost. 1Vho could tell what
they might do tomorrow , if already
they were taking precautions against
her madness ? I would try the key of
a neighboring door , and if that would
not fit , I would burst the door open ,
and take the chance. As is was , he
key fitted the lock , and the door open-
ed. We locked it on the outside , restored -
ed the key , and in another moment
were in the haunted chamber. Alice
was dressed ready for the flight. To
me it was very pathetic to see her in
the shapes of years gent : by. She looked -
ed faded and ancient , notwithstanding
that this was the dress in which I had
seen her so often of 01d. IIer stream
lad been standing still , while miue
lad flowed o1. She was a portrait of
my own young Alice , a picture of her
own former self.
One or two lights glancing about be-
ow detained us for a while. We were
standing near the window , feeling now
'cry anxious to be clear o fthe house ;
Alice was holding me and leaning on
110 with the essence of trust ; when , all
vacs , she dropped ray arm , covered
ier face with her hands , and called
out : "The horse with the clanking
hoe ! " At the same moment the heavy
door which communicated with this
part of the house flew open with a
rash. A light gleamed into the room ,
and by it I saw that Lady Alice , who
r as standing close to me still , was
'azng , with flashing eyes , at the door.
She whispered hurriedly :
"I remember it all now , Duncan. My
train is all right. It is come again.
But they shall not part us this time.
You follow' me for once. "
As she spoke , I saw something glit-
er in her hand. She had caught up an
Id Malay creese that lay in a corner
and was now making for the door , at
which half a dozen domestics were by
is time gathered. They , too , saw the
litter , and made way. I followed close ,
eady to fell the first who offered to lay
ands o1 her. But she walked through
em umnenaced , and , once clear , sped
he a bird into the recesses of the old
ouse. One fellow started to follow. 1
ripped him up. I was collared by an-
ther. The same instant he lay by his
ompanion , and I followed Alice. She I
new the route well enough , and 1
vertook her in the great ball. We
card pursuing feet rattling down the
choing stair. To enter my room and
olt the door behind us , was a me-
lent's work ; and a few moments more
ook us into the alley of the kitchen 1
arden. With speedy , noiseless steps.I I
made our way to the park , and
cross it to the door of the fence , where
Vood was waiting for us , old Con-
tancy pausing the ground with im
atience for a good run.
He had had enough of it before J2
ours were over. t
Was I not well recompensed for my
eng years of depair ? The cold stars
ere sparkling overhead ; a wind blew
een against us-the wind of our own
lght. Constancy stepped out with a
ill ; and I urged him on , for he bore i
beloved and me into the future
fe. Close beside me she sat , wrap-
ed warm from the cold , rejoicing in
Sher deliverance , and now and then
looking up with tear-bright eyes into
my face. Once and again I felt her
sob , but I knew it was a sob of joy ,
and not of grief. The spell was broken
at last , and she was mine.
We rested no more than was absolutely -
lutely necessary ; and , in as short a
space as ever horse could perform the
journey , we reached the Scotch border ,
and before many hours had gone over
Alice was my wife.
CIIAPTER ZI1
TILE END.
Honest Wood joined us in the course
of a week of two , and has continued
in my service ever since. Nor was it
long before Mrs. Blakesley was likewise -
wise added to our houehold , for she had
been instantly dismissed from the
COUI1tCSS' service on the charge of complicity -
plicity in Lady Alice's abduction.
We lived for some month in a cottage -
tage on a hill side overlooking one of
the loveliets of the Scotch lakes. Here
I was once more tutor to my Alice. And
a quick scholar she was , as ever. Nor ,
I trust , was I slow in my part. Her
character become yet clearer to me
every day. I understood her better
and better.
She could endure marvelously ; but
without love and its joys she could not
live , in any real sense. In uncongenial
society , her whole mental faculty had
frozen ; when love came , her mental
world , like a garden in the spring
sunshine , blossomed and budded. When
she lost me , the present vanished , or
went by her like an ocean that has
no milestone ; she caring only for the
past , living in the past , and that reflection -
flection of it in the ( lim glass of her
hope , which prefigured the future.
Wre have never again heard the
clanking shoe. Indeed after we had
passed a few months in the absorption
of each other's society , we began to find
that we doubted a great deal of whist
seemed to have happened to us. It
was as if the gates of the unseen world
were closing against us , because we
had shut ourselves up in the world of
the present.
Having examined into Lady Alice's
affairs , I claimed the fortune which she
had inherited. Lord Iiilton , my former
pupil , at once acknowledged the justice -
tice of the claim , and was considerably
astonished to finch how much more
might have been demanded of him.
which had been spent over the allowance
lowance made from leer income for
her maintenance. But we had enough
without claiming that.
My wife purchased for me the possession -
session of my forefathers , and there we
live in peace and hope. To her I owe
the delight which I feel every day of
my life in looking upon the haunts of
lily childhood as still mine They help
me to keep young. And so does my
Alice's hair ; for although much gray ;
now mingles with mine , hers is as
( lark as ever. For her heart , I know
that cannot grow old ; and while the
heart is young , man may laugh old
Time in the face , and dare him to do
his worst.
( THE END )
11111 Was a Trainboy.
It is not generally known that Senator -
tor Hill has risen from a humble origin
and that he was the original "train
boy" on the New York Central rail-
road-the first urchin that ever sold
newspapers , cigars and chewing gum
on the railroad cars in that state. He
secured the privilege from Dean Richmond -
mend , then manager of the section of
what is now the New York Central
system between Syracuse and Iloches-
ter , and finally operated the whole line
between Buffalo and Albany , having a
number of other boys to assist him. He
might have been a millionaire also had
he not gone back to school when hr )
was li years old , with an ambition to
study law and allowed himself to drift
into politics as soon as he was admitted
to the bar.
He made political speeches before he
was old enough to vote , and was elected -
ed a delegate to a congressional nominating -
inating convention the same month
that he became of age. His father was
a carpenter in the little New York village -
lage of Havana. Mr. Hill has been so
busy with politics all his life that he
has never had time to make none ;
and is not worth more than S50,000 all
told , most of which is invested in his
home in the suburbs of Albany , which
was built and embellished by poor
"Fritz" Emmet , at a cost of more than
5150,000 , and was sold to Mr. hill after -
ter his death for one-fifth of that sum
A Deep-Laid Scheme.
"Yours is a perplexing case , " said the
oculist , "You call red 'purple' and referred -
ferred to Nile green as 'turkey red. ' "
"Yes , " replied the visitor , with a contented -
tented smile , "I guess I was born that
way. „
"It's the most aggravated case of
color-blindness I ever encountered in
my professional experience. "
"That's it. I want you to write me
out a statement to that effect. Never
mind what the fee is. You see , my wife
has a lot of samples she wants match-
ti , and she'll ask me to take the job
some time next week , sure. "
And then the oculist had his suspic-
ions.-Washington Star.
Forgetful , But Accommodating.
from those o
Doctor-Suffering gastrat
tic twinges again , eh , Mr. Lapsus ? a
What did you eat at dinner today ? f
Mr. Lapsus-Well , really , doctor , I B
couldn't exactly tell. You see , I have 3.U
not acquired a habit of memorizing my U
bills of fare. -
Doctor-That's unfortunate. I strop- r
y suspect , however , you've been : n-
dulgingin your old penchant for mince
pie. E
Mr. Lapsus-I declare , I don't remem i
her. However , you go ahead and prest
scribe on the basis of mince pie and a
when I get home I'll ask my wife and
f she says I didn't eat tiny I'll harmon-
ze my system to your diagnosis by devouring -
vouring a piece at once.-Richmond
Dispatch.
Subtly hinted.
Hubby-How do you suppose the
saying "There is nothing new under
he sun" ever originated ?
wife-Really , I don't know- , unless
some woman who wore a bonnet like
nine said it to her husband.
Cholly-Now you may show me the ,
host stunning thing yeti have in your
establishment. > !
Tailor-Yes. certainly. Here is the
bill for the suit you have on. to
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Do You Wish
.
the Finest Bread
Cake ?
t is conceded that the Royal Baking Powder is
the purest and strongest of all the baking powders.
The purest baking powder makes the finest , sweetest -
est , most delicious food. The strongest baking powder -
der makes the lightest food.
That baking powder which is both purest and
strongest makes the most digestible and wholesome
food.
food.Why
Why should not every housekeeper avail herself
of the baking powder which will give her the best
food with the least trouble ?
Avoid all baking powders sold with a gift
or prize , or at a lower price than the Royal ,
as . they invariably contain alum , lime or sulphuric -
phuric acid , and render the food unwholesome.
Certain protection from alum baking powders can
be had by declining to accept any substitute for the
Royal , which is absolutely Pure.
A Lesson Front Holmes' Life.
This habit of always doing his best is
surely one of the fine lessons of his life.
It has given his prose a perfection
which will carry it far down the shores
of time. The letter sent during the
last summer of his life to be read at the
celebration of BryanVs birthday was a
model of simplicity in the expression of
feeling. It was brief , and at another
time would have been written and revised -
vised in half a day : but in his enfeebled
condition it was with the utmost ditfi-
eulty that he could satisfy himself.
lie worked at it patiently day after
day , until his labor became a pain ;
nevertheless , lie continued , and won
what he deserved-the applause of
men practiced in his art who were
there to listen and appreciate.-Mrs.
Annie Fields in the Century for Feb-
ruary.
An Old Lawsuit.
Mme. Wagner has just won one of
the oddest of lawsuits. At Baireuth
last yearas apiece of pleasantry on the
anniversary of the birth of her son
Siegfried , she composed some verses and
tied them to the necks of her five pet
dogs. These verses got into the possession -
session of a Baireuth newspaper , and
they were published , provoking much
amusement , particularly when the lines
were printed in the French newspa-
pers. Mme. Wagner's only remedy waste
to sue for breach of copyright The
courts assessed the damages at $ d.
Worms In Horses.
The only sure cure for pin worms in horses
known is Steketee's hog Cholera Cure.
Never fails to destroy worms in horses , hogs ,
sheep , dogs or cats ; an excellent remedy for
sick fowls. Send sixty cents In United
States postage stamps and I will send by
mail. Cut this out , take it to druggist and
pay him fifty cents. Three packages for $1.50
express paid. G. G. STEIfETEE ,
Grand Rapids , Mich.
Mention name of paper.
Love is thte only thing that more than
pays for all it gets.
The man who looks through cobwebs will
see spiders everywhere.
Indianapolis .Tournal : "T'hat would
you think , " asked the inquisitive young
person , 'what would you think if Bob
Ingersoll were to get religion and die
converted ? "
"What would I think ? " echoed Deacon -
con Podberry , with mulch warmth. 'i
would think it was a darn swindle ,
that's what I'd think ! "
Co&s Cough Balsam
ls the oldest and lest. It will break uI , n Cola qutch.
r than unything else. It Is always reliable. Try it :
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary
as food to the body.
The man gains nothing who loses ] xis
character and saves his money.
"Hanson's . "
Magic Corn Salve.
Warranted to cure or money refunded. Ash yodr
druggist for it. trice 1G ccnti.
Every production of genius mast ho the.
productiouof enthusiasm.
Piso's Cure is a wonderful Cough medi-
cine.-his. W. PiCiiEitT , Van Sidea and
Blake Ares. , Brooklyn , Y. Y. , Oct. t , 'U4.
A hazy man loses heart every time ho
looks at the clock.
I1 the Baby is Cutthtg Teeth.
Be sure and uro that old and well-tried remedy , Mns
tt'rsstow's Soorutsa Sracr for Children Teething-
Necessity is cruel , but it is the only test.
of inward strength. Every fool may hive
according to his own liking.
1,000 BUS. POTATOES PEIt ACRE.
Wonderful yields in potatoes , oats , .
corn , farm and vegetable seeds. Cut.
this out and send 5c postage to the
John A. Salzer Seed Co. , La Crosse ,
i Wis. , for their great seed book and.
, ample of Giant Spurry. wnu
Those-who hope for no other life are dead
even for this.
Billiard Table , second-hand. For sae-
cheap. Apply to or address H. C. AKIN ,
511 S. 12th St. , bmaha , Neb.
If we know how to aim , the bigger the
game the letter the mark.
Rheumatismg NeuraIg9 i Sciatica , Bakae .
ST. JACOBS
O
is made from the best leaf
in the best way , and by
the best skill-that's why
IT'S MUCH THE BEST.
Sold everywhere. Made only by the Oldest Tobacco
Mfr's in America , and the largest in the world-the
p. LORILLARD co. J
suffered from catarrh ELYS
C
f the worst kind erer since c RfAhl BALM
boy , and I nercr hoped eQR cLkfSCOID
, r ° , ok NHFgi !
- '
of cure , but Ely's Cream Nti.FP
Eg = r
alm seems to do ercn that.
any acquaintances bare W' I '
sed it with excellcut results.
Oscar Ostr unt , 4.5 liar- 0te "
atLi'unuc. i h1'v'r , , fir , : : . + 1 : „ + lUx
CATARRH
i-Y's CREAM BALM opens and cleanse the
asal PassagesAllays Yam and Inflammation. Heats
he Sores , protects the Membrane from Colds , lie-
ores the Sensesof Taste and Smell. The Balm is
uichly absorbed and gives relief at once.
A particle is applied into each nostril and isagrce
bee. Price Acents atDruggists orbymall.
LT BROTHERS , 56 warren St. , New York
f 011111 ,
- THE PERFECTION OF
CHEWING GUM.
; ; A Delicious Remedy
For all Farms of
try Yet.r INDIGESTION.
, WT :1 cethattho
' % , " pant Beeman Is on each
8. . . ' , .
" Each tabet contains one
grain pure pepsin. If the
tguru cannot bo obtained
from dealers , send 5 cent.
stamps for sample package to
I3EE3IAN CIIEifICAD CO. ,
4 6 Banc St. . Cleveland , 0.
Criginntors of PeDsin Chewf : g Cru
FREE.
i 1 o CHRISTIAN ENDEAVORERS '
POCKET GUIDE
. . . and MAP of
The Convention City.
The Passenger Department of the Big -
t Four Route has issued a very convenient
and attractive Pocket Guide to the City of
Boston which tvi11 be sent free of charge to
all members of the Young People's Society
of Christian Endeavor who will send three
two cent stamps to the undersigned. This.
Pocket Guide should be in the hands of
every member of the Society who contemplates -
plates attending the 14th Annual Convention -
tion , as it shows the location of all Depots ,
Hotels. Churches , Institutions , Places of
Amusement , Prominent Buildings , Street 1 ,
Car Lines , etc. , etc. Write soon , as the
edition is limited.
E. 0. McCorxrcK ,
Passenger Traffic Manager Big Four Route , }
Cincinnati. Ohio.
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hw. . sawuct t.g .1u + eiuaeue.1. + . . . . .say
A1enLIUa situ Paper.
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LURES IYHEH AtE ELSE FAlIS.
Best Coc2h 3ynp. Tsstea Coud. ? e
In thue. Sold by druggists.
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