The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, February 01, 1895, Image 8
. . . . t , . ' rt : u . . What , wjbIa _ 3 _ _ Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants and Cscren. , It contains neither Opium , Morphine nor other larcotie substance. It is a harmless substitnto for Paregoric , Drops , Soothing Syrups , and Castor OIL It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty Scars' use b r Millions of Motlicrs. Castoria destroys Worms and allays feverisliness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd , cures Diarnco2a and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves t ect'iing troubles , cures constiFatic n and flatulency. Castorilt assimilates the food , regulates the stomach I and 1)owt ls , giving healthy and natural sleep. Casa toria i. ; the Chiirlrca's Panacea-the Mother's Priers ! . Castori a , . "Castcria is an cxct Ccnt t. : far children - dren : Iothe z have repeat , , . . . .l r.c : of its good r4'eet upon their ch ld ? . n. . ' D. . . i , r 11.0009 , Lowell , Mass. i II Castorlais the bc..t ielti i ; f.tr einil ! nm or which I tun acquainted. 1 hula : ; t .t' ' . : y i ; t.ot far distant when mothers will cottsi..erth ' real interest of their children , and use Castoria instead - stead of the variousquack nostrums which are destroying their loved ones , by forCiugopium , morphine , soothing syrup and other hurtful agents down their throats , thereby scndiug them to premature graves. " Da. J. F KiiCIICLOE , Conway , Ark. Castoria , "Castcria is o well adapted to children that I recommend it assuperiortoanypreseription known to me. " U. A. Ancw n , M. D. , 111 So. Ozforll St. , Brooklyn , N. Y. "Our physicians in the childron's depart- mcnt have spoken highly of their experi ence in their outside practice with Cnstoh , and although we only have among oar medical supplies what is known as regular products , yet we are free to confess that the merits of Castoria has won r. , to lees with favor upon it. " USITED IloseiTlL c + : ta'nY3ASY , Boston , Mdse. At t tar C. Srsrru , Fe ; . , Tlio Contanr Company , ' ' 7 Murray Street , Now York Cit r. I i F. D. BURGESS Plumber and Steam Ftter I r MAIN AVENUE , McCOOK , NEB. I Stock of Iron , Lead and Sewer Pipe , Brass Goods , Pumps and Boiler Trim II I wings. Agent for Halliday , Eclipse and Waupun Wind Mill. ; . M TI4E i j : I FIRST 'r. .11 . , , r ! I1 . . pAM } ( I , . . l -w..w'- I Authorzdtin r ' ' . , 2 ? . b a f O p r' a e ( ' + l 1 Capitall S pk ; 6OKO OPPICDI , S .Ali D DID ECTQR.S. I GEORGE L I 4t h1 , FREES , WI F. LtWSiU ! Presi ( qt. Vic , Presd sct , Gaslisor , i I , CA"n " ! l Ii3 S , : TfliLJz6lls 5d11K 01 M66OOi l tU : t OIaAi'EJ U11)iP. ti'i'dZ' . : LAi B. Paid TT Capital , - - - - 0 OOU. ! Surplus , - - - - - 10,000. I . AT l S ' " -Collections Made nn a1 Accessible Points. Drafts Iratari on all Principal Cities of Europe. Tares Paid for Non-Residents. ' OP PicPjR.S. V. FRANKLIN , 1'resident. A. C. EL'El'l' , Cashier. COnitSPONDENTS-The First National Rank , Lincoln , Nebraska. This Chemical National Bank , New Fork City. t Y' Y'a CO. , I ) o ( LIME , IIARD . ; CEiIE ' P , AND ( DOUIt LUMPERZ SOFT jYI11D0 S , BLINDS COAL . s p RED CEDAR AND OAK POSTSI I x U , J. 'WARREN , Manager. 1 ! A FAT MAN'S DEED. story of a Tragio Scene on a lruoklyn Trot. Icy Car WIdch Might Bo True. t A very stoat old Brooklyn gentleman squeezed himself past two women on a Putnam avenue car and wedged in be tween ouc of them and a man at the other end of the seat. The iiL was such a tight one that the women held their breaths and assumed a pancake appear- anco. At the corner where the car turns into Putnam avenue the fat man turscd I like a big turret and put up a chub ! + y finger. The car stopped. "Putnam avenue ; Grand avenut and Fulton street ! " shouted the conductor. The fat Inan settled back and resuxu i ed reading a newspaper , which hi 1iud { dropped in his lap. "Want to get out hero ? " asked the conductor , with his hand on the bell- rope. rope.The The fat man shook his heat. There i was an angry twang of the & rd , acid the trolley began to whiz. At Nostrand avenue the chubby finger - ger went up again. The car stopped. I Nobody moved. Then the man who rings 1 up the fares got angry. "See Here , " he exclaimed after he had climbed along the step on the side of the car until he was opposite the fat man , "what do you meats by telling I me to stop for when you don't want to { get off ? " "Why , " responded the mountain of flesh as coolly as such a Isiass of adipose could be cool , "the car jolts so that I couldn't read this paragraph , which is slightly blurred. I merely wanted to have the car stand still until I had finished - ished it. That's all. Now , if you can go along slowly without jolting , I will be able to get along very nicely , but if I come across another bad line or two P11 put my hand hack of my head , a cl you stop. It's too much trouble for mete to turn around. " The conductor's eyes twittered in the orbitfi. He placed his hand to his head and uttered shriek after shriek. Reason was shattered. Ho had become cross I eyed and insane.-Now York Mail and i Express I ANCIENT LIGHTHOUSES. Beacon Lfghts to Guide Mariners Coeval i With the EarIiest Commerce. Beacon lights to guide the wave tossed mariner to a safe harbor must have been aimost coeval with the earliest - est commerce. There is positive record that lighthouses were built in aucicnt times , though few evidences now re main to us frcni old writers or in crum bled ruins. This is not strange , for light towers , nevt.r the most stable architec tural form , v ore exposed to the storms of sea and v : ar. Thu Giecls attributed the first lighthouses - houses to Uercuies , and he vras consid I Bred the protector o vo3 agcr . It is claimed by some that Houser refers to lighthouscc in the nincttenth book of the "Iliad. " Virgil mentions : light on a h mplo to Apollo which , VSib'lO : far out at sea , warned and guided mariners. The Colossus - lossus at Rhodes , erected about 300 B. C. , is sait. to have shown a signal light / from its uplifted hand. I The oldest towcr $ known were built by the Libyans in lower Egypt. They were temples also , and the lightkeeper { priests taught pilotage , hydrography and navigation. 7.ho famous tower on the isle of Pharos , at Alexandria , built about 285 B. C. , is the first lighthouse of undoubted record. This tower , constructed - structed by Sotratus , the architcct , was square in plan , of great height and built in offsets. An open brazier at the top of the tower contained the fuel for the light. At Dover and Boulogne , on either - ther side of the English channel , were ancient lighthouses built by the Bomasis. But the lighthouse at Corunna , Spain , built in the reign of Trajan and reeoti- structed in 1034 , is believed to be the oldest existing lighthouse.-E. P. Adams in Cassier's Magazine. The Drug Store Telephone. "Accommodation bureaus are all right when they arc conducted as such , "said a west side druggist , "but the sign over my door was intended to inform the public that drugs were dispensed within and not information doled out or telephone - phone messages delivered blocks away. I make no kick when stamps are asked for and the city directory consulted by people , but when they ring up the telephone - phone and call me from my work to answer - swer it anti then want a message delivered ered to a friend living a long distance from the store only a certificate of membership - bership in the Antiswearing club which I have pasted on the transmitter keeps me from uttering fancy language. This morning I was at the breakfast table and was called to the phone. I found it was a lady who patronized me about once a month. She didn't talk plainly and kept me guessing for 15 minutes what she was driving at. I discovered that. she wanted me to tell her next door neighbor that she wouldn't be home to dinner and ask her to open a window of the house and 'for mercy sake feed the poor little cat. ' The telephone has been removed. " Buffalo Entluirer. Angelo's Verdict. Once a painter notorious for plagiarisms - risms executed a historical picture in which every figure of importance was copied from some other artist , so that very little remained to himself. It was shown to Michael Angelo by a friend , who begged he opsion of it. 'Ece- lently done , 'said Angelo , "aids at the day of jnilgnsent , when all bodies will resume their own limbs again , I do not know what will become of that historical - al painting , for there will be nothing left of it.-San Francisco Argonaut. Tim Origin of Dyspepsia. t Doctor-It's merely a case of dyspef.- sfa , ma'am. Wife-And what does that come { from ? Doctor-It comes from the Greek , ma'am. Wife-Ah , I thought he'd been get- tiug.at something. He was all right as long as he stuck to beer.-Wilkesbarre > elvsdealer. t I ODDITIES OF SCOTCHMEN. Some Dclightfnl I'ccullurtics : Pointed Out b } ' un ET. ( tllrnt.uihority. Some tleiigiitful otluities of Scotch character are given in Wilmot Hnrri- son's nee ; hook , says The Scottish American. I Professor Adani Ferguson , the author of "Raman Eistory , " at whose house Burns and Scott met for the first and only time , eschewed wiun and animal I food , "but huge masses of milk and t vegetables disappeared before him. In addition , his temperature was regulated - ed by Fahrenheit , and often , when sitting - ting quite comfortably , he would start up and put 1115 wife and daughters in commotion because his eye had fallen on the instrument and ho was a degree toohot , or too cold. " Yet at the ago of 72 he started for Italy with but a single companion to prepare for a now edition of his "Roman History , " nor did ho die till ho 1tad attained the ago of 92. Another "character" is Dr. Alexander - der Adam , rector of the high school and I cuthor of a work on Roman antiquities and a man of extraordinary industry. When at college , he lived on oatmeal and small beans , with an occasional penny loaf , in a lodging which cost him fourpence a week. In later life he devoted - voted himself absolutely to the work of teaching. In addition to his classes in the high school lie appears to have had for his private pupils some of the most eminent Scotchmen of his day. Rev. Sir Henry Wellwood Moncreiff , a member of a Scottish family distinguished - guished during several generations in connection both with church and state , appears to have givell wonderful Sunday - day suppers. "This most admirable and somewhat old fashioned gentleman was one of tlsxe who always ( lined between sermons , probably without touching wine. He then walked back from his small house in the cast end of Queen street to his church , with his bands , his little cocked hat , his tall cane and his cardinal air ; preached , if it was his turn , a sensible , practical scrmonwahkcd home in the same style , took tea about 5 , spent some hours in his study , at 9 had family prayers , at which he was delighted to sco the friends of his sons , after which the whole party sat down to roasted hares , goblets of wino and his ( powerful talk. " 1 NOT A TRUE MURPHY. le had the } ante and the Physlque , but Lacked tic Brogue. A Boston scion of the great Celtic family of Murphy , while traveling in : Ireland recently , came across a little village where the maul who did not bear his patronymic was regarded as a curi- osity. While wandering about this interesting - teresting ; hamlet he chanced to come upon a little tavern , and being athirst entered the taproom for beer. Be it here ! known that the traveler was cousideraI I I bly above the average in stature , and I this was noticed by two old habitues sitting by the fire. One of these presently - ently remarked to his companion , "Mike , that gintlcman is taller than Jerry Murphy , Oi think. " "Ah , now , " replied the ether through the 2 inch stem of a T. D. , "he's not"-with a rising reflection on the end of the sen- tence. "Yis , lie is , " retorted the first , t with conviction. "Can't Oi see Jerry's marls : there on the dune ? " I The traveler's attention was then called to a doorpost whereon was marked - ' ed the stature of four men , all over G feet 4 inches in height. The tallest was Jerry Murphy , and his mark was G feet 5. incises. Accepting this challenge , the traveler stepped up to the doorpost and had his height marked , and , lot it was a full half inch above that of Jerry. When he had written his name over his mark , for he noticed that the others were so designated , and that they were all Murphys , some one present called out , "He's a Murphy too ! " But one of the old fellows by the fire would not have it so and replied : "Indado lie's I not. He hasn't got the brogue l"-Bos- ton Transcript. Enamelling Cast Iron. i It is noted as a somewhat singular fact that there are not more than two processes for enameling cast iron , notwithstanding - withstanding the amount of ingenious effort put forth in this direction. One of these is the hot process , iii which the iron , heated to a vivid red , is powdered with a flux powder , borosilicato of lead distributed with a sieve , then ht + atcd , and when the flux fuses it is powdered afresh with glass more soluble , forming the glaze of the enamel , but this operation - i tion is attended with danger and is not adapted to large articles or for clecora- ! Lion. The second process , which meets I the objections named , consists in dressing - i ing or coating the article first with magnetic netic oxide , then dipping it in borosili cates of lead , colored by metallic oxides , to which is added a little pipe clay , in order to give rather more body. The article thus covered cold , by dipping or with brushes , is put into the furnace , the enamel adhering and vitrifying at the usual furnace temperature used by enamelers , and by putting a coating of colored enamel with a brash on a first coat simply plain it is possible to make 1 any decorations desired , which may be burnt in at one operation for outdoor i vases , etc.-New York Sun. i 1 Meat Water. 3 Every good cook is careful to dispose , at once of the water in which meat has ' been } cashed. Only a very few hours 1 are necessary to change it into a foul smelling liquid if the temperature is suitable. This change is due to a little plant called Bacterium termo. A drop of this putrid material under the microscope - scope reveals many thousands of them , acting under a peculiar vibratile motion. t What we truly and earnestly aspire to be that in some sense we are. The mere aspiration , by changing the frame of the mind i'or ' the moment , realizes it- self.-Mrs. Jameson. The manuscripts of Fenelon show no changes. It is said there are not lii erasures - sures in a hundred bases ' if ; / _ , ; L , o r r t rh } .1 1s . + I t . / ) + 1 , Ir J. S. MCBItAYER PROPRIETOR OF TILE McCook Transfer Line. BUS , BAGGAGE AND EXPRESS. ' 'Only furniture van in the city. Also have a first Class house moving outfit. Leave orders for bus calls at Commercial hotel or at office opposite the depot. II. M. OSBORI\ , PROPRIETOR of THE I I . i ; ° I am well CIlipped to ( lo anything anil everything iii the line of draying business. I will move P iauos Or househrid goods promptly and safely. ' Xuur [ ) at 1 ronage is solicited. Baru OIIIositt' the Central hotel. has9 La , Lar and lve stack not t' . r Ilmses branded an lift hip w k ft shnttldur P 0. addrrsri Iutperinl. Chalu a iIii y , null nent- J e. NehrrI cu. Itnzisl ; f 't Sainkioi Watu + and tine Frenehouut crePlu , in . Chits-cnunty.NehraskH. ' - Rriti li cutotirulonf 'j + : ; T remPIiliiai ihion h'panti ' erg ev"4rr. ai + T sides of smut' . or any- when' on tli animal. cMLLE1tT .BR 0 , . I OEALERS art i Saddlery Repairing Prollllt ! Y Attended to. East Dennison St. McCaoh , Pleb. Ii. Ar CWi , PllSi6idll SllrU6on , McCOOK , NEIPASKA. r Orrtcn-Front rooms over Lowman ion's store. RESIDENCE-103 McFarland St. . two blocks north of McEntee hotel. Prompt attention to all calls. J. E. KELLEY , ATTORNEY - ATLAW , AGENT LINCOLN LAND CA. 'lciiOK. - - NtcsiaSFiA . . . . . . . . . 1 ( % Cr..p in ' - f' . . . . . . nsl ( tank. CHARLES II. ItoTLE , ATTORNEYATLAW McCOOh , NEBCASKA. iUSTIN J. IITTENIIOUSE. ATTORNEY- LAW , JicCOOK , NEItR,1.31 : . + . 'r 'Ot1ica over the Famous Clothing Store IRS. E. E. UT'F'ER , -MUS1OAL 1 STItUCTOii.- Plano , Organ , Guitar and BanJc't. VOICE TRAINING A SPECIALTY. STUDIO ROOM C. OYEIt GM SCI10WS. McCook. - - - Nehraska. J. B. BALLARD. DENTIST. 0 All dental work done at our office is ar- anteed to be first-class. We do all king of Crown , Bridge and Plate Work. fl. Smith Bellamy , asistant ; . 1i I 1 1i i 1 Thicf ! II I I 4.ny one whose Watch has a . j t + ' ' f Llt x , r 1 . , , t3 I'a u j . r. { , r : st , . Y. . . . + : : LMS. tir.el' 1. r.l ' U + n a f r 1lI Pt ti t caioi : t . .1SL its + ' - 1 : ! ' . : , l II I h cry. . 1 , I $ : L ; : v i ti . f n i , , r t + ) i : . . -.n - i d t . .t ! a . . + 4 1 ' .i. iz this ra . . r1-- Ask your jcwrlr r : i r : ' . . J 1 send ; o the mn ' + + ' Keystone W , r , ; ; . PHIL : L S.'L ' 'c 1 r.-r- . C 1 1 r TAKE THE E6T I 1 2cts. , , LJcts. and 01.00Bottlo. ' 1 Oaocenta dose. i Iti3 Er1d on a guaranSe3 by all drug gizta. It cures Incipient Consumption and Is too hest Couch and. Croup Cure. Sold by McConnell Fi Co. tl tI 0 ORE ACK CHE 0 0 RE Q . it f8 a b TAIJd CEe 1i 1 AVE L , CONSTIPATION , INFLAMAT1011 oris6 BLADDER. AHO " ALL KIDNEY DISEASES. w. G OCLAS f / IS THE BE5T. p4 i3 FIT FOR A KING. 9. CORDOVAN , a FRENCH&ENAMELLED CALF. 4 35OFINECAIx&ICANGAP.Ga ' - $3bOPOIICE13SOLES. , 5OS2.WORKIWG -EXTRA F1NE : s s2. I750OYSSCHOOLSHCE -LADIES % . . 5.$2 . ofGoI BESTG A , SEND FOR CATALOGUE L DOUCxLA3 + Over One Million People wear the w. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes All ourshoes are equally satisfactory They give the best value for the mone . They equal custom shoes in style and fit. Their wearing qualities arcunsurpassed. The prices are uniform---stamped on sole. From $ t to $3 saved over other makes. If yourdealercannot supply you wean. Sold by DEALER whose name trill shortly appear - pear here. Agents wanted. Apply at once. - - ' ' , . . ; ' gave her Cas orh. : .a : : LLiinhe crilrJ foxCatoria. . . . . t.--t , Mi : : , Lho clung to Ca' tori3. , : : . , t t Cidr : < n , she gave them Cw toria. 2R A COLE n I.EAIING IffEROHANT TAILOR OF McCOOK , ilas just received a new stock of CLOTHS and TI.INMINGS If you want a good fit- tin ; suit made at the very lowest prices for good work , call on him. Shop first door west of Iarnett's Lumber Office , on Dennison street. v. V. CACE , C lillS i6idfl SUGOll r J1c000Ii.NECEASKA. lv'f-Orrice IIouns-9 to li a. m. , 3 to 5 and J to b p. m. Rooms over First National bank Night calls aniWPrerl at office. ELMER EOwELI. , NOTAILY 1'UItLIC , 1 alEstate Q1 Collections , AYO INSUIANCE. 1SatcCOOK , - NEBRASKA. I