I - - - = - Deoline of the Dance In Hawa1L Honolulu Advertiser : In 1 ! Over the polished floors of the gameha inch a school for girls one almost wishes that its founders had directed that i dancing should bo taught and practiced upon them by the student . girls. It certainly - tainly was a narrow and superficial View of the native life which held that these child-like people who did not have sto books and couldn't go wild Over the old Catechism should have been deprived of one of their chief sources - ( ces of amusement Though the native l dances were objectionable in man y ways , they could h five been greatly modified and made respectable. The early teachers not only deprived themselves - selves of amusement from the dictates of conscience , but they failed to provide - vide the natives with any. It was the result of the Puritan inheritance which quickly gives way when the Puritan Mock gets out into the world. GRASS IS KING ! Grass rules. It is the most valuable crop of America , worth more than either corn or wheat. Luxurious meadows are the farmers' delight. A positive way to get them , and the only one we know , is to sow Salzer's Extra Grass Mixtures. Many of our farmer readers praise them and say they get 4 to 6 tons of magnificent hay per acre from Salzer's seeds. Over one hundred different kinds of Grass , Clover and j Fodder Plant seeds are sold by Salzer. If You Will Cut This Out and Send It with 7C postage to the John A. Salzer Seed Co. . La CrosseWiayou will get a sample of Grass&Clover Mixture and their mammoth seed cataloruo free. wnu Birds with bright plumage are seldom fat. There is no use in talkinganyhigherthan we live. Tact wins where great gifts without it would fall flat. True merit is like a river , the deeper it is the less noise it makes. Open the door for the penny , and the dollar - lar will come in. { % ' j , v , l u Brings comfort and improvement and tends to ersonal enjoyment when rightly use The many , who live better - ter than others and enjoy life more , with less expenditure , by more promptly adaptin the world's best products to the nee s of physical being , will attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced 1n the remedy , Syrup of Figs. Its excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleasant - ' ' ant to the taste , the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect laxative - ( ative effectualY ) cleansing the system , dis elling colds , headaches and fevers an permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession , because it acts on the Kidneys - neys , Liver and Bowels without weakening - ening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drn gists in 50c and $1 bottles , but it is manufactured - ufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only , whose name is printed on every package , also the name , Syrup of Figs , and being well informed , you will not ( accept any substitute if offered. CU " TasltesGood. Best Cough Syrup. Uao In time. Sold by drriRgtsts. For rate in Fertile Belt of Manltoba&Northwestern Railway Co. at 62.50 peraere ; easy terms ; 10 years' time ; a per cent Interest. + IAJJ Recent Aalee. 50,000 acres. 1 Selected 20,000 in the Yorkton district , famous for mixed farming. responsible lauu guide.grntis. ApplyR. i9EEI1AN , W1nndpeg. Ilan. B JOUNW.BIOIEIS , I r ® Washington D. C. > tIIX Prosecutes Claims. I Late Prnclpn z miner B. Pension Bureau. Syrainlaet war , 15 adjudfcathhgolaims , atty since. i 'Irrigated lands cheap. GOLO K lID O Agts.wantedgood pay. w. i Alexander , Dearer. i Thomas P. Simpson , Washington , PATE U.C No atty 's fee until Patentob lb tamed. WriteforInventor'sGuide. i Poor Indeed ) The prospect of relief from drastic cathartics for persons troubled with constipation is poor indeed. True they act upon the bowelsbut this they do with violenceand their operation tends to weaken the Intestines , and is prejudicial to the stomach. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is an effectual laxative , but it neither gripes nor on- Peebles. Furthermore , it promotes digestion and a regular action of the liver and kidneys. It is an efficient barrier against remedy for malarial - larial complaints and rheumatism , and is of great benefit to.the weak , nervous and aged. As a medical stimulant it can not be surpassed. Physicians cordially recommend it , and its professional indorsement is fully borne out by popular experience. Appetite and sleep ara both improved by this agrceablo invigorant and alterative. Too Stuart for the Doctor. The daughter of a well known jockef was very ill , having caught a severe cold. A doctor was sent for and was buttonholed by the mother , who requested - quested him to favor her by advising her daughter not to wear low ankled shoes. The daughter was sent for , and , after - ter her tongue had been given the usual out of door exercise , the man of medicine said ; "Ah , you are suffering from what we medical men call a low shoe cold , and 1 must prohibit you from wearing such shoes in the future. " The young lady started , and , taking off one of the offending shoes , exclaimed - claimed : "Since you are so clever , doctor , as to look at my tongue and tell me what is amiss with my feet , will you be kind enough to look at my feet and tell me whether my fringe is properly adjusted - justed ? " Lie gave up prescribing for smart girls.-London Tit-Bits. Worms In Horses. The only sure cure tor pin worms in horses known is Steketeo's hog Cholera Cure. Never fails to destroy worms in horses , hogs , sheep , dogs or cats ; an excellent remedy for sick fowls. Send sixty cents in United States postage stamps and I will send by mail Cut this out , lake it to druggist and pay him fifty cents. Three packages for $1.50 express paid. G. G. STEKETEE , Grand 1lapids , Mich. Mention name of paper. Vines Indoors. A few vines among other plants and to train about the sides of the windows may be used to good advantage. The common English ivy and the moon flower are excelent for the purpose. They can be supported up the sides of the windows and festooned across the top , to form a green covered bower , and when in this shape their value is apparent - parent It is as well to start with strong ivy plants , as they are somewhat slow to grow'at times. Two plants of party - ] y creeping habits are Panicum variega- tum , a plant of angular growth , but of exceedingly pretty variegated foliage , and the wandering jew. The latter sends out runners as strawberries do , which hang over the pot , rooting when they touch soil , explains a Country Gentleman correspondent. Deafness Can Not Be Cured by local applications , as they can not reach the diseasportion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube , When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing , and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result , and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal - mal condition , hearing will ho destroyed forever ; nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh , which is nothing but an inflamed - flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness caused by catarrh ) that can not be cure by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars , free. F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , 0. Sold by Druggists , 75e. Halls Family Pills , 25c. Slept in the Bathtub. A good story is told of a lazy and loquacious farmer whose farm lies along the John Day river. He called at a neighbor's house recently. "Sit down ; sit down , " said the neighbor. "I don't know as I ought , " replied the farmer , but nevertheless he sat down. After some talk about the crops and the value of an adjoining piece of ground the farmer said , slowly : "I don't know as I ought to be sitting here. I came over to see if I could get a ladder ; our house is afire. " 1,000 BUS. POTATOES PER ACRE. Wonderful yields in potatoes , oats , corn , farm and vegetable seeds. Cut this out and send 5c postage to the John A. Salzer Seed Ca , La Crosse , Wis. , for their great seed book and Sample of Giant Spurry. wnu Love never bestows a burden that is heavy. Love always weeps when it has to whip. MECCA COMP UNn should be in every house. Stops the pain of a burn instantly Prevents scar- rinx. Beals an kinds of sores. DrugglsL + sob it. Sent by mail on r cci t of price. Turcc ounce jar 25 cents. Mend fer pamphlet. THE FOSTEL. MAiUFACTUR'NG CO. , Council Biuas , Iowa There are no real strong people in the world but good people. I 5T. JACOB5 OIL is tIe Perfect CURE for . NEURALGIA WITHOUT RAPSE : C ALL PSBa 1'IS PS or PER , PSe ( l NewYorkTribulle -AND - I Ore EAilt The Weekly Bee I A special contract enables us to offer THE NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE , the leading family weekly of the United States , with the OM1 HA WEEKLY BEE for only 90 Cents , less money than is charged for any other single weekly paper in the country. THE OMAHA WEEKLY BEE is the leading paper in the western country and is too well known to need a special description. THE NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE isa Ha- ! tional Family Paper and gives the general news of I the United StatesIt gives the events of foreign lands in a nutshell. Its "Agricultural " department has no suPe- .f nor. Its " Market Reports " are recognized author- I ity. Separate departments for ' The Family Circle , " "Our Young Folks , " and "Science and lirte- chanicS. " Its "Home and Society" columns command the admiration of wives and daughters Its genera - era ) Political news , editorials and discussions are comprehensive - hensive , brilliant and exhaustive. Send 90 Cents for both papers to ( THE OMAHA WEEKLY BEE i $ OMAHA NEB. 1 - , r . L _ _ _ _ WAS TAKEN FOR A BURGLAR. The Fix of a Man Who Used an Ofd Latch-key to Look Up a Friend. The bestowal of a latch-key is a sacred trust not always appreciated by tenants. It is the commonest thing in the world for a boarder to walk off with his door key , thus retaining to himself the power to enter a former dwelling at any hour of the day or night he pleases. Of course very few tenants hold onto their keys with any such possibility in view , but for the safety of herself and the future tenants the landlady should be more particular - lar than she averages at present in redeeming the means of entry to her household. A couple of nights ago , says the New York Herald , a young man arrived from the Nest about 11 p. m : and promptly betook himself to look up an old friend , whose room his own had adjoined in a house on Forty-eighth street. The house was closed up for the night , so the young man took out his erstwhile latchkey , and letting himself in , mounted to his chum's room. Ho was out , the gas was lowered - ered , and without waiting to turn it up the traveler stretched himself out on the sofa to wait , and in doing so fell asleep. When he awoke it was to find himself face to face with the basilisk stare of a strange man , and with a re- volver. The room had changed tenants - ants , that was pretty plain , but it wasn't equally plain how he was to make clear that he was neither a burglar nor an assassin. "If you'll lay down that thing , " he said , after a hurried explanation to the man with the revolver , "I'll call up the landlady and prove my case. " With man and revolver in pursuit he did find the landlady's door , only to be confronted by a strange woman , who immediately went into hysterics. Then every other woman in the house raised her voice in hysterics , and more men with revolvers gathered in the passageways , until things began to look pretty blue for theyoungman. At last the final man , armed to the teeth , joined the boarders , and as he did so the poor excited traveler gave a cry of relief. "Put down your firearms , " called the last comer , "and stop your shrieks. You were looking for Dick , weren't you ? He's gone to Europe. The whole house here has changed hands. I'm the only one of the old crowd left. Good Lord , it's well I'm here' You'd have spent one night in jail , at least , if I'd not been. " "There , " shouted the besieged man , flinging the key at the scantily robed landlady , "there's the key of this blank , blank , blankety blanked shanty , and may I never again see the key of this or any other boarding place shanty as long as I live. " Court-Martialing an Elephant. It is the business of a court-martial to try soldiers and sailors accused of offence , but sometimes strange prisoners - ers come before it. At the battle of Sabraon , Feb. 10 , 1846 , the 9th Lancers - cers were required to escort some twenty-four pounders , which were to' be dragged by elephants into position. One of them turning obstinate and refusing - fusing to draw , the men in charge of the animals had it brought before them , under the guard of two other elephants , to be tried. The court sentenced it to twenty-five lashes , which were duly inflicted by a fellow- elephant. Taking a big double chain on its trunk , at the word of command it gave the rebel elephant five-and- twenty tremendous whacks. The culprit - prit was thoroughly cowed , and no longer declined to draw the gun. Be Knew I Is Own Home. A Detroit young man with a fancy for horseflesh and a knowledge of the same not commensurate therewith , some time ago went horse hunting on his own responsibility , and picked up what he thought was a crackerjack. He was a Blue Grass hess and was as lively as a cricket ; so lively , in fact , that the young man was sure he had a 3-year-old. Several days after the purchase , and he had been showing the horse around and crowing over him , he met the colored man who had had charge of him. "By the way , Sam , " he said , "what's the horse's name ? " "Lexin'ton , sah. " "Does he know it ? " "I spec he do , salt , " said Sam innocently - cently ; "he's had it fer eighteen veahs , sah. " A Perfect Judgment. "My father , " said the small boy to the woman who was calling on his mother , "is a great man. He knows what time it is without even looking at his watch. " "What do you mean , Tommy ? " queried the visitor. "Oh , when I holler out and ask him what time it is in the morning , he says it's time to get up. An' when I ask him what time it is in the evenin' , he allus says , 'tinie to go to bed , Tommy. ' Oh , I tell you my father is a great man ! " -Waterbury. Big Expense Accounts. Though the salaries of all the French ambassadors are the same , $8,000 a year , they receive large sums in addition for their official expenses. At St. Petersburg the ambassador is allowed $34,000 a year , at London $32,000 , at Vienna $26,000 , at Berlin , $20,000 , at Constantinople $18,000 , at Madrid $16,000 , and at Washington $10,000. A Homo i'roduct. Friend-The villain in your new play is a masterpiece. Where did you get the character ? Dramatist-I imagined a man possessed - sessed of all the varieties of wickedness - ness which my wife ascribes to me when she gets angry.-Truth. hurt ; Trade. "I don't like winter , " said one pick pocket to another ; "everybody hae his hands in his pocket. " u-- i Betting Down to the Skin. Two Oklahomans , Britt Kline , a fast horse man , who has a claim six miles west of Tokawa , and D. 0. Brown , secretary - retary of the Tokawa Town Site company - pany , engaged in a discussion as to the time required to prove a certain piece of land. Each thought he was right , and the following is the way the wager was made on their opinions. Brown bet Kline $25 he was right. Kline met the bet and raised it a horse. They kept on betting in this way until Brown was naked and Kline had only a shirt on. Kline Lorrowed a horse and rode home , six miles , to his claim , with nothing on but his shirt , while Brown went home naked. Kline won the bet lie Vas. A dudish looking youth was walking down the Bowery , looking in at the shop windows , says the new York Sun. A Bowery sport , intent on having fun with him , tapped him on the shoulder , and said : 'Say , young feller ! Are you wid me or ag'in me ? " " 1'm wid you , an ag'in you , and to you ! " replied the dudish looking youth , and when they picked up the Bowery sport and carried him away he looked as if he had mistaken a cable for an all-night owl lunch wagon. IIow It May Happen. "Jeminy crickets , she's got the rickets - ets , " whispered one beau to another in the company of a very pretty girl. Truly she was very beautiful , but there was a twitching about the nerves of the face which showed suffering. "No , " said the other , "it's neuralgiaand she's a martyr to it. " St. Jacobs Oil was suggested as the world-renowned cure for it. Did she try it ? Yes and was cured by it and-married "one of the fellows" afterwards. The use of the great remedy for pain will not bring about a inarriage , but in its cure of pain it will bring about conditions of health to make life more enjoyable. No man or woman ought to marry who is a sufferer from chronic pains. We should not wed woe to win only wretchedness. The furnace and the gold are good friends. Ilegeman's Cnniplsorlcewitil Glycerine. Cures CiiapredBands andFace , T' n ierorSoreFeet , Chilblains , Ydes. &c. C. 0. Clark Co. . New haven. Ct. Give because you love to give-as the Uower pours forth its perfume. 1f the Baby is Cutting Teeth. Be sure and use that old and well-tried remedy , Mils. B LCSLOW's SeemiNG Srnar for Children Teething. Spare moments are the gold dust of time. time.6OLDEN - M1DICAL DISCOVERY Many years ago Dr. R. V. Pierce , chief consulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute , Buffalo , N , Y. , compounded - pounded this medicine of vegetable nigredi- ents which had an especial effect upon the stomach and liver , rousing the organs to healthful activity as well as purifying and enriching the blood. By such means the stomach and the nerves are supplied with Mare blood ; theywill not do duty without it any more than a locomotive can run without - out coal. You can not get a lasting cure of Dyspepsia , or Indigestion , by taking artificially - ficially digested foods orpepsin-the stonn- ach must do its own work in its own way. Do not put your nerves to sleep with so- called celery mixtures , it is better to go to the seat of the difficulty and feed the nerve cells on the food they require. Dyspepsia , Indigestion , Biliousness and Nervous Affections - fections , such as sleeplessness and weak , nervous feelings are completely cared by the "Discovery. " It puts on healthy flesh , brings refreshing sleep and invigorates the whole system. Mrs. K. HsxgE , of No. 896 North Halsted Sl. , Chicago , Ill. , writes : "I regard my improvement - ment as simply wonderful. Since taking Dr. Pierre's Golden Medical DisCovery - , Covery in connection with his 'Pleasant Pellets' I have gain- tR ed in every respect , Sfi ; particularly in flesh , and strength. My ; liver was dreadfully enlarged I siif feted greativ from L' , dyspepsia. No phy- ' , stctan : relief. Now , after two months I am entire- b 1y relieved of my disease. My appeMxs. . HE E. tite is excellent ; food well digested ; bowels regular and sleep much improved. " Increasing Use of Fruit. New York Press : Yesterday I met a gentleman who is engaged in the business - ness of raising fruit in Honduras. His steamers deliver freight at Mobile , and from this point his dates , bananas , cocoanuts - coanuts and oranges are distributed all over the country. lie told me that the prices on fruit are now better than ever , and that the volume of trade is expanding enormously every year. lie thinks much of this is due to a radical change in the national taste. As a people - ple we eat less pastry and more fruit than ever before , and to our great ben- efit. In spite of the tariff on oranges , these are the most popular. A development - ment of their medical properties in the minds of the public has perceptibly affected - fected their price. Orange eaters are long lived. Oranges are excellent for all internal organs and the best known remedy against an appetite for strong drink. Many men have been cured of the habit of drinking stimulants in the morning by eating plentifully of oranges - anges before breakfast. All of which conduces to the profit of the fruit grow- ers. ers.I use Piso's Cure fol. Consumption both in my family and practice.-DR. G. W. PATTIRSON , Inlster , 3X11. , Nov. 5. 1S04. The lazier a man is the greater things he is going to do when tomorrow comes. "Hanson's Magic Corn naive. " Warranted to eue , or money refunded. Ask you druggist for it. ] 'tire 15 cents. The truth we hate the most is the truth that hits us the hardest. Billiard Table , secondhand. For sale -heap. pply to or address , H. C. AKIN , su S. 12th St. . Omaha , Ne.i. Law wears ir.n shoes , and don't care where it steps. You take something from the burden of sorrow when you give it something to do. One symptom of backsliding is a lack of thankfulness. A man acquires more gory by defending than by abusing others. _ _ _ _ - -f , . _ _ _ _ _ j _ Z- t i\ M 4 1 To the Younger Cooks , the beginners in the art of bread and cake making , there is no aid so # great , no assistant so helpful , as the , Royal Baking Powder. : : It is the perfect leavening agent ' and makes perfect food. Do not # ' make a mistake by experimenting # with any other. # . , . , . ' ROYAL BAKINO POWDIK CO. iCe WAIL $1. NEWYOAK. Leaky Poultry House Roofs. A small hole in the roof will do incalculable - culable damage to a flock by keeping the house damp and cold. Evaporation of moisture is always at the expense of loss of warmth , and the failure to stop a crack may cause an expense for more food , as the body ofa the fowl is kept warm by the food , and the more comfortable - fortable the quarters the less food is required. Dry cold , where the fowls . are not exposed to the winds , will not cause as much sickness as dampness. and especially when the rain not only leaks down on the floor , but also on the fowls as well. Close the leaks before the weather becomes cold.-Farm and Fireside. li'omen and clocks can't always be taken at their face value. CORD DUIbDING GONThST 1st Prize-A Kimball Piano , VALUE. $350.00 2d Prize-A Bridgeport Organ , 100.00 3d Prize-A Fine Bicycle , - 75.00 4th Prize-A Diamond Pin erRing Ring , - - - 60.00 5th Prize-A Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Machine , 50.00 6th Prize-A Trip Ticket , Omaha to Denver AND nETO H 25.00 Prize-Cash - 10.00 7th - , - - - 8th Prize-Cash , - - - 7.00 9th Prize-Cash 5.00 - , - - - - 10th Prize-Cash , - - - 3.00 10 Prizes-Total Value , - X685.40 The above prizes are offered to those who construct or form the largest number ofmords outof the letters found is the prim word EDUCATION UNDER TUE FOLLOWING RECVLAVIONS AND CONDITIONS. First-The first prize will be won by the largest list , the second prize by the next largest list and so on to the tenth. Second-Each person must send in his or her list before the end of February , 1895. Third-The list of words must be written in inkplainly , and must be signed by the contestant and witnessed by two neighbors or friends. Fourth-Any English word found in the dictionary can be used if it is comp sed of letters that are contained in the word education - cation , but there must be no duplicates , abbreviations - breviations , exclamations nor names of people - ple or places , Fifth-The same letter must not be used Just Like the Old Man. One morning a merchant , noted for his penuriousness , came into his office and effusively greeted his bookkeeper , who had entered his service just twen- ty-five years before , at the same time handing him a closed envelope , with the remark : "This is to serve you as a memento of the present occasion. " The grateful recipient did not venture to open the envelope until encouraged to do so by a nod and smile from his em- ployer. When he found inside only the merchant's photograph he was dumb- founded. " 11'cll , have you nothing to say ? " asked the merchant"Sir , " replied - plied the bookkeeper , with a bow , "it is just like you. " People who think wrong will be sure tt live that way. twice in one word , but of course may used in otlh' r words. Sixth Eac11 contestant must be or be- c me a subscriber to the Omaha Weekly World-herald for one year , and must send his dollar to pay for his subscription with his list of words. Seventh-Every contestant whose list contains as many as ten correct words will receive a portfolio containing hand-ome photo engraved copies of sixteen famous paintings-size of each picture 10x12 inches hvitln history of the painting. Eighth-In case two or more prize winning lists contain the same number of words the one that is first received will be given prof. erence. The Omaha Weekly World-Herald is edited by Congressman W. J. Bryan , the leading advocate of free silver coinage in the west. It has an agricultural department , especially edited by G. W. Hervey , and of great value to farmers. It is issued every week in two sections-eight pages every Tuesday and four more pages every Friday-thus giving the news twice a week , which is almost as good as good as a daily paper. The price is $1.00 per year. The contest closes February 28. Address. WORLDHERALD ' NEI3. ! IoodDiscae such as Scrofula and Anemia , Skin Eruptions and Pale or Sallow Complexions , are speedily cured by Scott's Emulsion . C1C - tike Cream of Cod-liver Oil. No otherrem- edy so quickly and eff3ctively enriches and = Purifies the blood and lives nourishment K to the whole system. It is pleasant to take _ and easy on the stomach. 6ht Thin , Emaciated Persona and all suffering from Wasting Diseasc are rc- y stored to health by Scott's Emulsion. Be euro you get the bottle with our TAADCMa-IK. trade-mark on it. Refuse cheap substitutes ! S nd for pamphlet on Scoll's Erulrion. FREE. Scott : . Bowno , l9. Y. Ail drIggist ; . CO cents anJ 51. .5