- - - t A Beautiful Thing. The lady in her elegant victoria drove up to the great dry goods store , and , stepping daintily out , she walked into the busy place. Approaching a weary looking girl at one of the coun , ters. she said : t "What time do you get off duty ? " _ "Usually at 0 , madam , " replied the p. astonished girl , "but to day at 5. " "Don't you get very tired working so long ? " "Yes , madam , but I must work or starve. "Well , will you let me take you for a drive of an hour after you are through to-day ? I'm sure it will do You good. " The girl , knowing the wealth and social - cial position of the lady , blushed withi pleasure and she was only too glad to accept the invitation so politely and 1 kindly extended , and the lady , with a cheery smile and bow , walked out ? ? Then the man who dreamed this woke up and wondered how the mist - t chief people could dream such improbable - able and ridiculous things.-1)etroit Free Press. African Linguul I'orerty. Ur. Good , a missionary in the interior of Africa says that the PavertY of the native language is a serious hindrance to missionary effort. In the Bule language - guage , for instance , there is no word fol' "thanks" or "thanksgiving. " "TO believe " " " " have faith" , "to trust , "t0 are all expressed by the same verb to . m which there is no corresponding noun. There is no word for "spirit. " The Bulc have alwayb believed in an invisIble - Ible God , but they have never given such a being a name. With the Buie a living man has a body and a shadows - s the literal shape cast by the living per- : son-which at death leaves the body ? nd becomes a disembodied spirit with a new name which cannot be used to 1 apply to God and the angels. So 1)r. Good is driven to say that God is a "shadow" and thatChrist evilI send His "holy shadow" into inen's hearts , etc. l Piso's Tcmedy for Calarrli is time best mcdi chic for that disease I have ever uscd.-L. C. 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No pathogenic organisms were discovered in the graveyard soil , and the number of bacteria present , though greater than in virgin soil , was much smaller than one might expect The resuitS , in fact , tend to support the idea that properly conducted burial in , suitable and well drained soils can pause no riskto public health. Breakers Ahead : 1 Pnidence , foresight , that might have saved ' many a good ship that has gone to pieces 1 , I 1 among the breakers , is a quality "conspicuous t by its absence" and among none more notably than persons troubled with inactivity of the kidneys - neys and biaddcr.cWhen these organs fall off In duty grievous trouble is to be appre- r bended. Bright's disease , diabetes , catarrh , and stone in the bladder , are among the diseases - eases which a disregard of early , symptoms confirm and render fatal. 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Talmage IC5IM the Signs of the 'l'imo's hi a Notable Sermon-Real dleanhrg of Electricity , Steam and Other Inrprovcutoats. BRoori.YS , N. Y. , Dec. 2.-Dr. Tal mage chose for the subject of his ser- nlnn through the press to-day , the ' Onjeetions to Religious Hevivals , " from the test : Luke yG , ' 'They in- closed a great uutltitude of fishes , and theft net broke. " Simon and his coinralcs lead cxperi eneed time eight before what fishermen call "poor luck. ' ' Christ steps on board the fishing smack and tells the sailors to pull away front the beach , and directs - rects their to sink the net. Sure enough , very soon the net is full of fishes , and the sailors begin to haul in. So large : t school of fish was taken , that the hardy men begin to look red in the fact ; as they pull , and hardly have they begun to rejoice at their success when snap goes a thread of the net , apl snap goes another threacl , so there is danger not only of losing the fish , but of losing - ing the net. ' Vithout ouch care as to how mucli the boat tilts , or how nincli water is splashed on deck , the fishermen rushm about , gathering up the broken meshes of the net. Out yonder is a ship dancing - ing on the wave , and they hail it : 'Ship ahoy ! bear down this way ! " The ship comes , and both boats , and fishing - ing sumacks are filled with the flotui- dering treasures. "Alm ' ' "how niuch ! says sonic one , better it would have been if they had stayed on shore , and fished with a hook and line , and taken one at a time , instead of having this great excitement - citement , and time boat almost upset. and the net broken , and having to call for help , and getting sopping wet with the sea ! " The church is the boat , the gospel is the met , society is the sea , and a great revival is a whole school brought in at one sweep of time net. I have admiration for that miian who goes out with a hook and lineto fish. I admire the way he unwinds time reel , and adjusts the bait , and drops the hook in a quiet place on a still afternoon , and here catches one and there one ; but I like also a big boat , and a large crew , and a net a smile long , and swift oars , amid stout sails , and a stiff breeze , and a great multitude of souls brought-so great a multitude that you have to get help to draw it ashore , straining the net to the utmost until it breaks here and there , letting a few escape , but bringing time great multitude into eternal safety. In other words , 1 believe in revivals. Time great work of saving men began with : ; , Ooo people joining the church in one day , anti it will close with forty era a hundred million people saved in twenly-four hours , when nations shall be born in a day. But there are objections - jections to revivals. People are opposed - posed to tlteui because the net might get broken , and if by the pressure of souls it does not get broken. then they take their own penknives and slit the net. They inclosed a great multitude of fishes and the net broke. ' ' It is sometimes opposed to revivals of religion that those who come into the church at such times do not hold out ; as long as there is a gale of blessing - ing , they have their sails up ; but as soon as strong winds stop blowing , then they drop into a dead cairn. But what are the facts in the case ? In all our churches , the vast majority of time useful people are those who are brought in under great awakenings , and they hold out. Who are the prominent - inent men in the United States in churches , in prayer meetings , in Sabbath - bath schools ? For the most part they are time product of great awakenings , I ] tare noticed that those who are brought into time Kingdom of God tlim ougli revivals have snore persistence and more determination in time Christian - tian life than those who come in under a low state of religion. People born in an ice house may live , but they will never get over time cold they caught in the ice house. A cannon ball depends upon the impulse witli which it starts for how far it shall go and how swiftly ; and the greater the revival force with which a soul is started , the more far- reaching and 'far-resounding will be the execution. But it is sometimes objected to re. vivals that there isso mncii excitement. that people mistake hysteria for . We must admit that in every revival of religion there is either a suppressed or a demonstrated excitement. Indeed - deed , if a man can go out of a state of condemnation into a state of accept- .ance with God , or see others go , without - out any agitation of soul , he is in an unhealthy , morbid state , and is as repulsive - pulsive and absured as as a mean who should boast lie saw a child snatched out front under a horse's ] roofs , and felt no agitation , or saw a man rescued from the fourth story of a house on fire , and felt no acceleration of the pulse. Salvation from sin and death and hell into life and peace and heaven forever , is such a tremeudous thing that if a man tells me he can look on it without any agitation I doubt his Christianity. The fact is , that sonic- times excitement is time most important - tant possible timing. In case of resusic- tation from drowning or freezing the one idea is to excite animation. Before - fore conversion we are dead. It is the 1 business of the church to revive , I arouse , awaken , resuscitate , startle into life. Excitement is bad or good according to what it makes us do. if ' it makes us do that which is bad , it is bad excitement ; but if it make us agitated - tated about our eternal welfare , if it I make us pray , if it make us attend upon Christian service , if it make us - - - - - - - - - - - - - cry unto Gad for mercy , then it is a good excitement. It is sometimes said that during revivals - vivals of religion great multitudes of children and young people are brought into time church , and they do not know what they are about. It has been my observation that the earlier people come into time kingdom of God the more useful they are. Rabert Hall , time prince of Baptist preachers , was converted at 12 years of age. It is supposed he knew what lie was about. Matthew Henry , the ; commentator , who did more than any inami of his century for increasing the interest in the study of the scriptures , was converted at 11 years of age ; Isabella Graham , immortal in the Christian churcim , was converted at 10 years of age ; Dr. Watts , whose hymns will be sung all down the apes , was contorted at O years of age ; Jonathan Edwards , perhaps the mightiest futel- heeL that the American pulpit ever produced , was converted at 7 years of age ; and that father and mother take au awful responsibility when they tell their child at 7 years of age , "You are too young to be a Clu'istian , ' ' or "You are too young to connect yourself with the church. " That is a mistake as lone ; as eternity. if during a revival two persons present - sent themselves as candidates for the church , and the one is ten years of ag ( and the other is 40 years of age , I will have more confidence in time profession of religion of time one 10 years of ape than the one 40 years of age. Why ? Time one who professes at 40 years of age has forty years of impulse in the wrong direction to correct , time ehihl has only tee years in time wrong direction - rection to correct. Four times ten are forty. Four times time religious prospect - pect for the lad that comes into the kingdom of God , and into time churclm at 10 years of age titan time man at 4i ; . 1 am very apt to look upon revivals as connected with certain men who fostere(1 them. l'eople who in this clay do not like revivals , nevertheless - theless have not words to , ecpress their acuniration for time revivalists - vivalists of the past , for they were revivalists-Jonathan Edwards , John Wesley. George Whiticld , Fletclmer. Gritim , Davies , Osborn , Knapp , Nettle- ton , aid many others whose names come to nmy mind. The strengtlm of their intellect and the lmoliness of their lives make me think they would not have anything to do with that which was eplmemeral. OlmI it is easy to talk against revivals. A nuui said to Mr. Dawson : "I like your sermons very much , but time after meetings I despise. 11'hen the prayer meetings begin I always go up into the gallery and look down. and I amp dis- gusted. " "Well , " said Mr. Dawson , "the reason is you go on the top of your neighbor's house and look down his chimney to examine Iris fire , and of course you ommly get smoke in your eyes. Why don t you come in time door and sit down and warm ? " Oh ! I am afraid to say anything against revivals of religion , or against anything that looks like them , because - cause 1 thin ! : it may be a sin against the Holy Ghost , and you know the Bible says that a sin against time Holy Ghost shall never be forgiven , neither in this world nor the world to come. Now , if you are a painter , and 1 spealo against your pictures , do I not speak against you ? If you are an architect , and I speak against a building you put up , do I not spealo against you ? If a revival be the work of the l Ioly Ghost , and I speak against that revival , do I not speak against the Holy Ghost. And whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost , says time Bible , lie shall never be forgiven , neither in this world norin the world to come. I think sometimes people have made a fatal mistake in this direction. 1lany of you know time history of Aaron Burr. He was one of the most brilliant men of his day. I suppose this country never produced a stronger intellect lie was capable of doing anything good and great for his country - try , or for time Church of God had lie been rightly disposed : but imis name is : issociatcd with treason against the United States government which the tried to overthrow , and with libertinism - ism and public immorality. Do you know where Aaron Barr started on the downward road. It was when he was in college , and he became anxious about his soul , and was about to put himself under time influences of a revival , and a minister of religion said : Don't go there Aaron , don't go tlmere ; that's a place of wildfire and great excitement ; no religion about tlutt4 don t go there. " lie tarried away. His serious impressions departed. lie started on the downward road. And who is responsible for his ruin ? Was it the minister who warncdltim against that revival ? When I am speaking of excitement inrevivals , of course I do not mean temporary derangement of time nerves ; I do not mean the absurd things of whichm we have read as transpiring sometime in time church of Christ , but I mean an intelligent , intense , all absorbing agitation of body , mind and soul in the work of spiritual escape and spiritual rescue. Time difficulty is that when a revival begins in a church it begins at so many points. that while you have doused one anxious soul with a pail of cold water , there are 500 other anxious souls on fire. Oh ! how much better it would be to lay hold of time chariot of Christ's gospel and help pull it on rather than to fling ourselves in front of the wheels , trying to block their progress. We will not stop time chariot , but we ourselves will be ground to powder. Did you ever hear that there was a ; : onvention once held among the ice = bergs in the Arctic ? It seems that they i summer was conning on and the sun ; was getting hotter and hotter , andi there was danger that the whole ice field would break up and flow away : ' so the tallest , and the coldest , and time broadest of all time icebergs , time very ] king of the Arctics , stood at the head' Of the convention , and with a gavel of ice smote on a table of ice calling the convention to order. But the sun kept growing in intensity of heat , and the south wind blew stronger and stronger , and soon all the ice field began - gan to flow away. Time first resolution passed by the convention was : "Re- solved , That we abolish the sun. " But the sun would not be abolislmed. Time heat of the sun grew greater and greater until after awimile the very king of time icebergs began to perspire under the glow , and the smaller icebergs - bergs fell over , and the cry was : "Too much excitement ! order ! order ! " Then time whole body , the whole field of ice , began to flow out , and a thousand voices began to ask : "Where are we going to now ? Where are we floating to ? We will all break to pieces. " By this time time icebergs had reached time gulf stream ; and they were melted into time bosom of time Atlantic ocean. Time warm sun is the eternal spirit. The icebergs are frigid Christians. The warm gulf stream is a great revival. The ocean into which everything melted - ed is the great. wide heart of time pardoning - doning and sympathizing God. But I think , after all , the greatest obstacle to revivals tdmrougholtt Christendom - endom today is an unconverted min- istry. We nust believe tlmat time vast majority of those who officiate at sacred altars are regenerated ; but I suppose there may float into time ministry - istry of all the denominations of Christians - tians meu whose hearts have never been changed by the grace of God. Of course tlmcy arc all antagonistic to re rivals. Suppose by snme extra prolongation of human life , at the next fifty years you should walk around the world. you would not in all that walk find one person that you recognize. Why ? All dead , or so changed you would not know them. In other words , if you postpone time redemption of tiiis world for fifty years , you admit that time majority - jority of time two rlmole generation shall go off time stage unblessed and unsaved. I tell you time church of Jesus Christ can not consent to it. We must pay anti toil and have the rc- rival spirit , and we must struggle to have time whole world saved before th , ' men and women now in micidle ] if : pass off. ' 'Ohm ! " you say1t is too vase aim u - terprise to be conducted in so shr time. " Do you know ! mow long it would take to save the whole world if weir man would bring another ? It would take ten years. By a calculation - tion in compound interest , each man bringing another and tlmat one another - other , and that one another , iii ten years time whole world would be rayed. If the world is not saved in the next tee years , it will be time fault of time Cimurch of Christ. It seems to me as if God is preparing the world for some quick and universal movement. A celebrated electrician gave me a telegraph chart of time world. On that chart the wires crossing the continents and the cables under time sea looked like veins read with blood. On that chart I see tlmat time headquarters - ters of time lightnings are in Great Britain and the United States. In London and New York time lightnings are stabled , waiting to be harnessed for some quick dispatch. That shows you that the telegraph is in possession of Christianity. It is a significant fact that time man who invented time telegraph was an old fashioned Christian-Prof. Morse. and that the man wlmo put the telegraph - graph under the sea was an old fashioned Christian-Cyrus W. Field ; and tlmat time president of the most famous of the telegraph companies of country was an old fashioned Chris- tian-William Orton , going straight to his home in heaven. What does all that mean ? I do not suppose that the telegraph was invented merely to let us know whether flour is up or down , or tvlmicli filly won the race at the Derby , or which marksman beat at Dollymount. I supposed the telegraph was invented and built to call the world to God. In some of time attributes of the Lord we seem to share on a snmall scale. For instance , in his love and in his kindness , But until of late , fore- knowledge.ommniscicnee , omnipresence , omnipotence , seem to have been exclusively - clusively God's possession. God desiring - ing to make time race like himself , gives us a species of foreknowledge in time weather probabilities , gives us a species of omniscience fn telegraphy , . gives us a species of omnipresence in time telephone , hives us a species of omnipotence in time steam power. Discoveries - coveries and inventions all around about us , people arc asking what next ? I will tell you wiiat nest. Next , a stupendous religious movement. Next , time end of war. Next , the crash of despotisms. Next , the world's expur- gation. Next , the Christlike domin- ion. Next , the judgment. What becomes - comes of the world after I care not. It will have suffered and aehfeved enough for one world. Lay it up in the dry- docks of eternity. like an old man-of- war gone out of service. Or. fit it up like a ship of relief to carry bread to some other suffering planet. Or , let it be demolished. Farewell , dear old world , that began tvitim paradise and ended with judgment conflagration. Distressed Young Mother , traveling with acryinginfant-Dear me ! I dori t know what to do witlm the baby' ! Tboughtful Bachelor , in the next seat -Shall I open time window for you ? "Is it really true , as Miss Old Girl says , that she never married because her lover was lost a 4 „ sea ? 'Yes ; another girl cut her out of his affections - tions on a trip across the Atlantic" Anxious Wife , at an altitude of 509 feet , to husband , who is accompanying - ing her on her return trip to earth after having been blown up at a steamboat landing-John.we are eonr' ' ing down among strangers. Is may hat ; on straight ? To be most practically useful. make ted ! 1 practical use of "common sense. " Highest of all in Leavening Power.-Latest U. S. Gov't Report RoYal'6RE Not Such a Duffer After All. Detroit Free Press : "My dear , " lie said the other morning. , .i think you were right when you told me last night there were burglars in the ] mouse. " "Why 2" she asked nervously. "Because all the money that was in my pockets when I went to bed is gone. " "Well , she said , with an I-told-you- so air , "if you ] tad been brave and getup up and shot the wretch , you would have had your money this mm ning. " "Possibly , , my dear , possibly , " he said , gingerly , "but then I would have been a widower. " She laughed softly then , and gave half of it to him. T AID EMPLOYES. A NEW SCHEME OF THE VT. I. . DOUGLAS SHOE CO. will Furnish Their Help With Medical Attendance. William L. Douglas , the president of the rorld-famed W. L. Douglas Shoe Co. , has always had a great personal interest in the army of men and women who inhabit the great factory at Montello during the working hours of the day , and who make the greatly adver- Used$3 simoc. He is a great believer in the idea that manufacturers - facturers should have this pcronal Interest in the condition of their employes , and feels that if the idea is carried out to the extent that is possible. that It will result ultimately in time breaking Iowa of the barriers which have been built up between employers and timoso whom they employ , as it would convince the workingmen - ingmen that their employers were not their enemies , as some of them seem to drink now' but their friends , with : r desire to do all for then that was in their power. having strong feelings upon this point , it is only natural that Mr. Douglas should give the matter some study and acquaint himself with the result of the trials of similar plaits in other places. He is satisfied that the scheme he lmus originated is a good one. and he has now put it to practical test. Ile has handed to every person in his employ -and they form a small army-a card which will enable them to secure free medical attendance - ance- This is a practical illustrationof Mr. Douglas' idea , and will surely be appreciated by the hundreds who receive the cards. The plan is a ; rood one. Speaking of the W. L. Douglas Shoe Co. it may be said that their factory is time only one in Brockton where the principle of arbitration is recognized and has full sway. Mr. Douglas is a firm believer in the principle and has been since the establishment of the state board of arbitration. He claims that labor troubles ! mould not be as frequent as they are if manufacturers - facturers and help would recognize this great principle and adopt it. . -.r To Stop Counterfeiting. A scientist suggests the use of an alloy - loy of gold and aluminumn for the mnak- ing of money. lie says that counterfeiting - feiting would be almost impossible , as the only alloy which can be made successfully - cessfully consists of"seventy-eight parts of gold and twenty-two of aluminum. The product is said to be of a beautiful purple color , with ruby reflections that cannot be imitated. Deafness Can Not be Cured by local applications , as they can not reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness , and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. 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