The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, October 19, 1894, Image 7
" u 5 1I 1 I 1y y The Potato. Much of the eo-called cognac whioh is imported into England from trance is the product of the potato. Throughout Germany the same uses are common , Poland the manufacture of spirit ; , from the potato is a most ext9nsivo c trade , "Stettin br andy , " well known in commerce , is largely imported into England , and is sent from thence to many of her foreign possessions as the + product of the grape an is rriaced on i ! table of Ennaud ! f many a as the same while fair ladies perfume th mselvcs t with the spirit of potato , under the designation cau do Cologne. But there are other uses which this esculent is turned to abroad. After extracting the farina the pulp is manufactured into ornamental - namental articles , such as picture frames , snuff boxes and several descriptions of toys , and the water that runs from it in A the process of manufacture is a most valuable scourer. 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The many , who live better - ter than others and enjoy life morewith less expenditure , by more promptly adapting the world's best products to the needs of physical being , will attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy , Syrup of Figs. I Its excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleasant - ant to the taste , the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect laxative - ative ; ef'cctually cleansing the system , + dispelling colds , headaches and fevers an permanently curing constipation. It leas gIvcn satisfaction to millions and t met with the approval of the medical profession , because it acts on the Kid- revs , Liver and Bowels without weakening - ening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. 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Solid Top , E1da efecttom Linde 1u _ 'Yal. e Down. _ " Write forcatalo es o p T1lE iIlln ? le , , , cott , II F' ' CUBES WBfRE Alt E1SE FAlIS. Best U intllme.B8old.by drnggit . w 1 U : llrnali1-12 1sS9.L j- ; : ; .l je&1IIg AuWert/deweatd a.l..dly kleattuu tlrb Pupnt. . - - P---- : - - - r TAI3.Ui NAULLI' 1 : ' ULYl'I' . BRINGING SOULS TO THE SHORE OF SAFETY. .t Formon from Jonah 1 : xiii , xiv : r"Tluo Men Itowod bard to Bring It to file Land , but Could Not , Wherefore Tstey Crled Unto the Lord. " IlriilohrxN , Oct. 14.-Rev. Dr. Tal- mage , who is still absent on his round- the-world tour , has selected as the subject - ject of to-day's sermon , through the press : "The Oarsmen Defeated. " Navigation in the Mediterranean sea always was perilous , especially so in early times. Vessels were propelled partly by sail and partly by oar. When , by reason of great stress of weather , it was necessary to reef the canvas or haul it ln , then time vessel was entirely dependent upon the oars , sometimes twenty or thirty of them on either side the vessel. You woutld not venture outside your harbor with such a craft as my text finds Jonali sailing in ; but he had not much choice of vessels. lie was running away roi the Lord ; and when a man is running away from the Lord , lie has to run very fast. God had told Jonah to go to Nineveh - veh to preach about the destruction of that city. Jonah disobeyed. That always - ways makes rough water , whether in the Mediterranean or , the Atlantic , or , the Pacific , or the Caspian sea. It is a very hard thing to scare sailors. I have seen them , when the brow of the vessel was almost under water , and they were walking the deck knee deep in the surf , and the small boats by the side of the vessel had been crushed as small as kindling wood , whistling as though nothing had happened ; but the Bible says that these mariners of whom I speak were frightened. That which sailors call "a hump of a sea" had become a blinding , deafening , swamping fury. low mad the wind can get at the water , and the water can get at the wind , you do not know unless you have been spectators. I have in my house a piece of a sail of a ship , no larger than the palm of my hand. That piece of canvas was all that was left of the largest sail of the ship Greece that went into the storm " 00 miles off Newfoundland. Oh , what a night o that was ! I suppose it was in some such storm as this that Jonah was caught. He knew that the tempestwas on his account , and he asked time sailors to throw him overboard. Sailors are a generous hearted race , and they resolved - solved to make their escape , if possible , without resorting to such extreme measures. The sails are of no use , and so they lay hold on their oars. I see the long bank of shining blades on either side of the vessel. Oh ! how they did pull , the bronzed seamen , as they laid back into the oars. But rowing on the sea ms very different from rowing upon a river ; and as the vessel hoists , the oars skip the wave and miss the stroke , and the tempest laughsto scorn the flying paddles. It is of no use , no use. There comes a wave that crashes the lnst mast , and sweeps the oarsmen from their places , and tumbles everything - thing in the confusion of impending shipwreck , or , as my text has it , "The men rowed hard to bringit to the land ; but they could not ; wherefore they cried unto the Lord. " This scene is very suggestive to me , and I pray God I may have grace and strength enough.to represent it intelligently - gently to you. Years ago I preaehed.a sermon on another phase of this very subject , and I got a letter from bus- ton , Texas , the writer saying that the reading of that sermon in London had led him to God. And I received another letter from South Australia , saying that the reading of that sermon in Australia had brought several souls to Christ. And then , I thought , why not take another phase of the same subject , for perhaps that God who can raise in power that which is sown in weakness may now , through another phase of the same subject , bring salvation to the people who shall hear and salvation to the people who shall read. Men and women , who know how to pray , lay hold of the Lord God Almighty and wrestle for the blessing. Bishop Latimer would stop sometimes - times in the midst of his argumentand say , 'Now , I will tell you a fable ; " and to-day I would like to bring the scene of the text as an illustration of a most important religious truth. As those Mediterranean oarsmen trying to bring Jonah ashore , were discomfited , I have to tell you that they were not the only men who have broken down on their paddles , and have been obliged to call on the Lord for help. I want to say that the unavailing efforts of those Mediterranean oarsmen have a counterpart in the efforts we are making to bring souls to tire' shore of safety and set their feet on the Rock of Ages. You have a father , or mother , or husband , or wife , or child , or near friend , who is not a Christian. There have been times when you have been in agony about their salvation. A minister of Christ , whose wife was dying - ing without any hope in Jesus , walked the floor , wrung his hands , cried bitterly - terly , and said , "I believe I shall go insane , for I know she is not prepared to meet God. " And there may have baen days of sickness in your household - hold , when you feared it would be a fatal sickness ; and how closely you examined the face of the doctor as he came in and scrutinized the patient , and left the pulse , and you followed him into the next loom , and said , ' There isn t any danger , is there , doctor ? " And the hesitation and the uncertainty of the reply made two eternities flash before your vision. And then you went and talked to the sick .one about the great future. Oh , there are those here who have tried to bring their friends to God. They have been unable to bring'them to the shore of safety. ; They are no nearer that point than they were twenty years . r i ago. You think youhave got them almost - most to the shore , when you are swept back again. What shall you do ? Put down the oar ? Oh , no ! I do not advise that ; but I do advise that you appeal to that God to whom the Mediteranean oarsmen appealed-the God who could silence the.tempest and bring the ship In safety to the port. I tell you , my friends. that there has got to be a good deal of praying before our families are brought to Christ. Ah ! it is an awful thing to have half g hourehold on cue side the line , and the oUle : part the household on the other sideof the line ! Two vessels part on the ocean of eternity , one- going to the right and the other to the left-farther apart , and mfrsher ; apart-until the signals cease to be recognized , and . there are only two specks on the horizon , and then they are lost to sight forever ! I have to tell you that the unavailing - ing efforts of these lrediterranean oarsmen - men have a counterpart in the efforts some of us are making to bring our children to the shore of safety. There never.were so many temptations foi young people as there are row : The literary and the social influence seem -o be atrainst their spiritual interests Christ seems to be driven almost entirely - tirely from the school and the pleasurable - able concourse , yet God knows 110w anxious we are of our children. We can not think of going into heaven without them. We do not want to leave this life while they are tossing on the waves of temptation and away from God. From which of them could we consent to be eternally separated ? Would it be the son ? Would it be the daughter ? Would it be the eldest ? Would it be the youngest ? Would it be the one that is well and stout , or the one that is sick ? Oh , I Bear some parent saying to-night , "I have tried my best to bring my children to Christ , I Have laid hold of the oars until they bent in my grasp , and I have braced myself against the ribs of the boat , and I have pulled for their eternal rescue ; but I can't bet them to Christ. " Then I ask you to imitate the men of the text , and cry mightily unto God. We want more importune praying for children , such as the father indulged in when he had tried to bring his sit sons to Christ , and they had wanderea off into dissi- pation. Then lie got down in his prayers - ers , and said , "O , God ! take away my life , if through that means my sons may repent and be brought to Christ ; " and the Lord startlingly answered the prayer , and in a few weeks the fattier was taken away , and through the solemnity the six sons fled unto God. Oil , that father could afford to die for. the eternal welfare of his children ! He rowed hard to bring them to the hand , but could not , and then he cried unto the Lord. I wish I could put before my un- pardoned readers , their own helpless- ness. No human arm was ever strong enough to unlock the door of heaven. No foot was ever mighty enough to break the shackles of. sin. No oarsman swarthy enough to row himself into God's harbor. The wind is against you. The tide is against you. The law is against you. Ten thousand corrupting - rupting influences are against you. Helpless and undone. Not so helpless a sailor on his plank , mid-Atlantic. Not so helpless a traveler girded by twenty miles of prairie on fire. Prove it you say. I will prove it. John VI : 44 : "No man can come to me , except the Father wtich hatji sent ins draw teem. " But while I have shown your helplessness - lessness , Iwant to put by the side of it the power and willingness of Christ to save you. I think it was in 1656 a vessel - sel was bound for Portugal , but it was driven to pieces on an unfriendly coast. The captain had his son with limn , and with the crew they wandered up the beach , and started on the long journey to find relief. After awhile the son fainted by reason of hunger and the length of the way. The captain said to the crew , "Carry my boy for me on your shoulders. " They carried him on ; but the journey was long , that after awhile the crew fainted from hunger and from weariness , and could carry him no longer. Then time father rallied - lied his almost wasted energy , and took up his own boy , and put him on his shoulder , and carried him on mile after mile , mile after mile , until - til , overcome himself by hunger and weariness , he too fainted by the way. The boy lay down and died , and the father , just at time tune rescue came to him , also perished , living only long enough to tell the story-sad story , indeed ! But glory be to God that Jesus Christ is able to take us up out of our shipwrecked and dying condition - tion , and put us on the shoulder of his strength , and by the omnipotence of his gospel bear us on through all the journey of this life , and at last through the opening gates of heaven ! Ile is mighty to save. Though your sin be long and black , and inexcusable - ble , and outrageous , the very moment you believe I will proclaim - claim pardon-quick , full , grand , unconditional - conditional , uncompromising , illimitable - able , infinite. Oh , the grace of God ! I am overwhelmed when I come to think of it. Give me a thousand ladders , lashed fast to each other , that I may scale the height. Let the line run' out with the anchor until all the cables of the earth are exhausted , that we may touch the depth. Let the arcangel fly in circuit of eternal ages , in trying to sweep around this theme. Oh , the grace of God ! It is so high. It is so uroad. It is so deep. Glory be to my God , that where man's oar- gives out , God's arm begins ! Why will ye carry your sins and your sorrows any longer when Christ offers to take them ? 11'ny will you wrestle down your fears when this moment you might give up and be saved. Do you not know that everything - thing is ready ? Plenty of room at the feast. Jesus has the ring of his love all ready to put upon your hand. Come now . and sit down , ye hungry ones , at the banquet. Ye who are in rays of sins ta ] e the . _ + trxn rr4 c w a q. -.x. - i robe of Christ. Ye who are swamped by the breakers around you , cry to Christ to pilot you into smooth , steel waters. On account of the peculiar phase of the subject , I have drawn my present illustrations , you see , chiefly ; from the water. I remember that a vessel went to pieces on the Berlnudas a great many years ago. It had a vast treasure on board. But the vessel being - ing sunk , no effort was made to raise it. After many years had passed , a company of adventurers went out from England , and after a long voyage they reached the place where the vessel was said to have sunk. They got into a small boat and hovered over the place. Then the divers went down , and they broke through what looked like a limestone covering , I and the treasures rolled out-what was found afterward to be , in American money , worth 81,500,000 , and the foundation of a great business house. At that time the whole world rejoiced over what was called the luck of these adventurers. Oh , ye who have been rowing toward the shore , and have not been able to reach it , I want to tell you to-night that your boat hovers over infinite treasure ! All the riches of God are at your feet. Treasures that never fail , and crowns that never grow dim. Who will go down now and seek them ? Who will dive for the pearl of great price ? Who will be prepared - pared for life , for death , for judgment , for the long eternity ? See two hands of blood stretched out toward thy soul , as Jesus says , "Come unto me , all ye that labor and are heavy laden , and I will give you rest. " Cold Snaps , "We're Lavin' some pretty wintrish weather , " said old Daddy Wotherspoon to Uncle Sammy Honniwell , as the two gentlemen met near the City Hall. "Right for'ard weather for the season. " "Jilt so ; jist so , " conceded Uncle Sammy. "Reminds me of the fall of 1831. It commenced 'long the fore part of November , and froze stilt till March. Good , smart weather , too. I remember that it was so cold in Brooklyn that November that bilin' water froze over a hot fire. " Daddy Wotherspoon looked at him and braced himself. "Yes , yes , " said he , "I mind it well. That's the fall the milk , froze in the cows. But the cold season was in 1827. It commenced m the middle of October and ran through to April. All the oil froze in the lamps , and eve didn't have a light until spring sct'in. " "Ay , ay , " responded Uncle Sammy , growing rigid. " It's just like yesterday to me. I walked 140 miles due east from Sandy Hook , on the ice , and slid back , owing to the convexity of the earth , you know. It was down hill comin' this way. But that wasn t as cold as the winter of 1821. That season commenced in September , and the mercury - cury didn't rise a degree till May. Don't you remember now we used to breathe hard , let it freeze , cut a hole in it , and crawl in for shelter ? You haven't forgotten that ? " "Not I , " said Daddy Wotherspoon , after a short pause , "That's the winter - ter we used to give the horses melted lead to drink , and keen a hot fire under 'em so it wouldn't harden till they got it down. But that was nothin' to the spell of 1817. We begun to feel it in the latter - ter part of August , and she boomed stiddy till the 30th of June. I got through the whole spell by living in an ice-house. It was too cold to go out doors , and I jist camped in an ice- house. You remember that season of 1817. That's the winter we wore undershirts - dershirts of sand-paper to keep up a ir ction. " "Well , I should say I did , " retorted Uncle Sammy. "What ! remember 1817 ? 'Deer : I do. That was the spell when it took a steam grindstone four days to light a match. Ay , ay ! But tlo you know I was uncomfortably warm that winter ? " "How so ? " demanded Daddy Woth- erspoon , breathing hard. "Runnin' around yonr ice-house to fmd out where you got in. It was an awful spell , though. How long did it last ? From August till the 30th of June ? I guess you're right. But you mind time snap of 1813 , don't you ? It commenced on the 1st of July , and went around and lapped over a week. That year the smoke frozs in the chimneys : lad we had to blast it out with dyna- mite. 1 think that was the worst we ever had. All the clocks froze up so we didn't know the time for a year , and when men used to set fire to their build- in's so's to raise the rent. Yes , indeed , I got $3,000 a month for four burnin' buildin's. There was a heap of suffer-in' that winter , because we lived on alcohol - hol and phosphorus , till the alcohol froze , and then we eat the brimstone ends of matches and jumped around till they caught fire. Say , you- " But Daddy Wotherspoon had fled. The statistics were too much for him.- Brookljjn Eagle. Very Cheap. "Where did you go this summer ? " asked one business man of another. "We boarded in the country. " "Was it expensive ? " "Not very. We got a good deal for our money. My wife got the. rheumatism. My boy , Tommy , got his leg broken , and little Mamie got poisoned with ivy , and all we was paid $10 a week apiece. " 'the Tenton Was Impressed. A young man fresh from college wore as a searfpin a jeweled gold potato - tate bug. One day he called the attention - tention of an old German bookseller to it , asking : "Isn't that uretty , Dutchy ? " "Ja , ja , " was the reply. "Dot ish der piggest pug on der schmallest botato I haf ever seen. " A Cooking Secret. E. Conomie-Did you write to that man who advertises to show people how to make desserts without milk and have them richer ? Mrs. E. Conomie-Yes , and sent him the dollar. "What did he reply ? " "Use 'ream.New YorlrWeekly. The favorite diet of the Giants of New York is Oriole on toast. ' . . - w - dom.-- - ' r T r OYAtLBov'Sb"d _ _ _ _ , _ Officially reported 4 urev after elaborate corn- c I P etitit'e tests made a e under authority of , Congress by the e 4 qt Chief Chemist of the ! i1 : Il + I I States Agricultural - : , cultural Department , j Superior to all otberBakingPow. i t ABSOLUTELY ders in Leavena r PURE. in g 1a 1 3 The most Careful Housewife will use no other. ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO. , 106 WALL ST. , NEW-YORK. } d . V The Esitimo and the Walrus. To the Eskimo the walrus is the some all-in-all that the buffalo was to the Indian , that the camel is to the Arab , and the reindeer to the Iiorak. Its flesh feeds him ; its tough hide covers his boats. his shell-like kayak , and his big , clumsy bidarrah , and cut into strips it makes his harpoon lines and dog-harness ; its oil furnishes him light and fire , its ivory tusks are legal tender - der for all sorts of civilized luxuries , such as iron and steel for spear-heads , knives , and even guns ; certain tissues make good mackintoshes for Mr. and Mrs. Innuit , and the flipper-bottoms of the walrus make good sole-leather for the hunter also.-St. Nicholas. The Safrano Bose. Of the roses grown for cut flowers in the open air on the Riviera nine out of ten are safranos , although this variety is rarely grown under glass The capital merits of the safrano is that it will bloom and develop buds at a temperature which is too low for any other tea rose. We have seen old plants of this rose grown out of doors in the latitude of New York which have passed - ed through several of our severe winters - ters unharmed , with no protection beyond - yond a thin covering of straw bound about them.-Garden and forest. An Ample Fund of Pleasure and health May be derived from an ocean voyage and foreign - eign travel But before one gets one's "sea- legs" on , as the sailor says , the abominable qualms , begotten of sea sickness , have usually to be gotten over. Delicate people suffer , of course , more than the robust from this ailment , but few sea travelers escape it. Against the frightful nausea it produces , Hostetter's Stomach - ach Bitters is a reliable defense , and is so esteemed by tourists , commercial travelers , yachtsmen and mariners. An ailment akin to sea sickness often afflicts land travelers with weak stomachs. This is often brought on by the jarring of a railway train. Disquietude in the gastric region from this cause is always remedied by the Bitters , which also prevents and cures chills and fever , rheumatism , nervous - ous and kidney trouble , constipation and bil- iousness. Grand Army Statistics. At the rate at which tile Grand Army lost members last year , it would take only about ten years to disband the or- ganization. The gross loss in membership - ship was 67,801 , which is reduced by accessions of 30,6G1 to a net loss of 28- 150. There were practically as many members dismissed on delinquent reports - ports as were mustered in , and more than twice as many suspended as were reinstated. Taking suspensions , delin- quincies and discharges , honorable and dishonorable , together , and nearly 53- coo out of the 67,000 lost members are accounted for. Only 7,283 , or less than w per cent of the total membership , died during the last year. The total membership - bership is now only 310,683 , as against 397,223 ayear ago. This is the smallest membership reported for many years , but it is quite likely to be as large as it will ever be again. In the nature of things the death rate willincrease , and the causes which have led to so many delinquincies and suspensions are very probably permanent.-Springfield Re- publican. STATE OF Onio , CITY Or TOLEDO , LucAs COUNTY. S ! FnAxs J. CnESrr makes oath that ho is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cue- NET & Co. , doing business in the City of Toledo , County and State aforesaid , and I that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that can not be cured by the use of HALL'S CATAItnn Cune. FRAM J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence , this 6th day of December , A. D. 1SSG. - - * - - A. W. GLEASON , SEAL Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and ' acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces - faces of the system. Send for testimonials - ials , free. F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , 0. tSold by Druggists , 75c. Hall's Family Pills 25c. repression In Wall Street. A cigar dealer on Wall street , whose customers are mainly stock brokers and other money men , sacs he does not sell half as many high- pricetl cigars this year as he has I sold in former years. Until recent times he had never kept five-cent cigars in his place , but now they are smoked by hundreds of people , who often ask if they can get six for a quarter. Several other cigar dealers in that part of the city tell stories of the same kind. A Reasonable Plea. Judge-Why doyou wish to be relieved - lieved from jury duty ? Citizen-f wear a gold watch , and I don't > ike the looks of three or four of the fellows you have already 1 accepted. t I'artlal Insomnia. It has been noted that sleep is at first ' heavy and gradually becomes lighter as the usual hour of waking is ap- proaches. Now in some cases of insomnia - somnia refreshing sleep is obtainer for a brief period , which is followed by most wearisome wakefulness. This ' condition may sometimes be overcome by taking a light meal after the first sleep , the blood supply being drawn from the brain to the stomach , and at the same time the blood is replenished by substances formed in the process of digestion which have a sporilie effect. That this is probably the case is jllus- trated by the ease with which animals and human beings fall asleep after a heavy meal.National Review. Karl's Clover Boot Tea. The great ru otpurlacrgh.she.tnr. , andclearness wthuComplexlonandeuresCouat1pa11ou. : , A Universal Pail ! , , . "What's old Swizzles , time millionaire - aire , looking so pleased about ? Ile just lost $10,000 iii stocks. " "Yes , but afterward he managed to get a free ticket to a seventy-fire cent show.-Chicago hecord. j Coos Cough Balsam Is the oklestand best. It will break u a Cold quick. er thau anything else. It is always relahie. I ry 14 The Way it Gaut'iy Is. "I see by the papers that the president - ident and his wife are expected to be in attendance at the Swellheddes' wedding. " "Yes. They're expected to he there by everybody except them- selves.Chicago Record. If the Baby Is Cutting Teeth. Be sure andusothatold and well-tried remedy , Situ. tV1 SLOW'sSOOTII1XGSTQCPforChildrenTeething- Amhignoas. He-Wasn't that an absurd rumor they started , that I was losing my mind ? She-Well , I should say so. "llanson's alugic Corn salve. Warranted to cure or In"ncy refunded. Ask your druggist for it. Prune 13 cent , . The deepest wounds are those inflicted by a friend. There is more heavenly music in one good at than in 100 hymns. TAN and FRECKLES warranted to be removed by No. 27,840. Sent by mail with instructions , on receipt of price , 50c , by SNOW , LUND & CO. , Omaha , Neb. No amount of cultivation cap make a thistle bear fruit. Billiard Table , second-hand. For sale cheap. Apply to or address. H. C. AtIx , 511 S. 12th St. . Omaha , Neb. How ready some people are to sell their souls for spot cash. ASSIST NATURI : a little now and then in removing offend- 0.,7 jug matter from time stomach and bowels and you thereby avoid a multitude of distressing derangements - rangements and diseases - - eases , and vill have ' less frequent need of your doctor's service. Of all known agents for this purpose ' pose , Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the best. Once used , they are a1- Wals in favor. Their secondary ef- feet is to keep tine bowels open and regular , not to fur- timer constipate , as is the case with other pills. Hence their great popularity with sufferers from habitual constipation. piles and their attendant discomfort and manifold derangements. The "Pellets" are purelyyegetable and perfectly harmless ill guy condition of the system. No cage is required while using timeni ; they do not interfere with the diet , habits or occupa- tfoum , and produce no pain , griping or shock to time system. They act iii a mild , easy and J1aiiel al way and there is no reaction after- ward. Their help lasts. The Pellets cure biliousness , sick aril bilious headache , dizziness. costiveness. or constipation , sour stomach. loss of appetite , coated tongue , indigestion , or dyspepsia , windy beichings , "heartburn , " pain and distress after eating , and kindred derangements - ments of the liver , stomach and bowels. In proof of their superior excellence , it can be truthfully said , that they are always adopted as a household remedy after the first trial. Put up in sealed. glass vials , therefore always fresh arid reliable. One little "Pellet" is a laxative , two are emildy cathartic. As a "dinner pill. " to promote digestion , or to relieve distress from overeating - eating , take one after dinner. They are tiny. sugar-coated granules ; any child wilt readily take them. Accent no substitute that may be recommended - mended to be "just as good. " it : nay be ' bel/erfm-llte dealer , because of naying limn a better profit , but he is : at the one who- needs help. If It's a Sprain Strain or Bruise = _ - St. Jacobs 01 ! - = _ dill Cure It - - = - - ? + - x- - r +