KEPT! BLIP AN MATTERS.
HIS WORD FOR SUGAR.
1 resident ( levcdaud'k Imlefrnslhly Aud:t
«•!<>"» I.etter to tile lluuw.
liebident Cleveland’s letter was
remarkable for nothing else so much
US Its indefensible audacity. It is
not the first time that he lias under
taken. the unwarranted liberty of
meddling with tho constitutional
du.,ios of a co-ordinate branch of the
government: that ho should do so
openly and make his act a matter of
official public record is to say tho
least astounding. Heyond this there
is nothing surprising in tho letter,
lie makes a partisan argument in
mvor of free raw materials and then,
as if merely by incidental mention,
declares in favor of the senate sugar
schedule.
_As to sugar, as long ago as February
- - , he was authoritatively jdedged
to the interests of the trust, even
before the tariff bill had been re
pbrted to the senate. On that day
the Democratic senators held a
caucus on tho subject, and Senator
White, who had already been ap
pointed and confirmed as associate
justice of the supreme court, parti
cipated in its deliberations for the
purpose of announcing the pres
ident’s position towards sugar. He
announced that the president had,
both before and since March 4, 1893.
promised tnat there should be a duty
on “both raw and refined” sugars.
He said that he had continued to act
as senator after having been con
firmed as associate justice of the
supreme court lor the purpose of
explaining to the caucus the pledges
of the president with regard to
sugar.
8o the senators know where the
president stood on that subject, says
the Kansas City Journal, and the
only purpose he could have had in
handing this letter to Chairman
Wilson was to notify the house that
the sugar schedule had his full coun
tenance, and to let it be known by
the senate’s conferrees that he would
have them save the sugar trust even
sit the expense of tho iron and coal
trusts.
It was generally believed in the
best informed circles in Washington
that if an agreement could be made
on the sugar schedule a report could
be made within two days. Mr.
Cleveland undertook to make such
an agreement possible by openly pro
nouncing in favor of the trust
schedule which was originally writ
ten by the secretary of the treasury.
Hosrg’s Itevolution.
Governor Hogg of Texas has been
performing a public service again.
In offering his prediction that a rev
olution impends, in accordance with
the prevailing fashion to which none
yields more readily than Mr. Hogg,
the governor goes to the extent of
minutely describing the more
palpable and noticeable effects of
the same and specifies as a distinc
tive mark of his revolution that Chi
cago’s “lofty buildings will be
.^spattered with the hearts, lungs and
livers of citizens.”
This, says the Detroit Tribune, is
a useful symptomatology. Nobody
is going astray as to Governor
Hogg’s revolution, and take it to be
a Sunday school picnic or a common
weal army. Now. when the people
of Chicago wake of a morning and
find the hearts, lungs and livers of
citizens spattered all over their
lofty buildings, they may turn to
each other in all confidence and say:
“This is revolution," and proceed
about their avocations with the as
surance that it is only born of a full
understanding of surrounding con
ditions. Travelers, too, in proceed
ing through the second city of the
land, and noticing extraneous sub
stance upon the lofty buildings
which proves on examination to be
•the hearts, lungs and livers of
citizens, will recognize the revolu
tion at once and insist upon the
usual excursion rates.
With Governor Hogg’s distinct
specification of symptoms, there can
be no misunderstanding. The sight
of citizens without hearts, lungs and
livers will mislead nobody. Unless
those parts are spattered on the
lofty buildings of Chicago the oc
currence will promptly be pro
nounced a fake and treated as such.
It is no time to inquire why the
governor insists upon hearts, lungs
and livers to the exclusion of other
useful organs, notably the stomach,
pancreas, and vermiform appendix:
why he selects the lofty buildings of
Chicago rather than of another city,
or why the viscera of citizens and
not of aliens orlndians are not taxed.
The governor seems to know whereof
he speaks. The only thing for the
people to do is to extend him their
gratitude and keep a sharp lookout
for the appearances ho indicates.
On a New lack to the Pie Counter.
No good can be expected from the
Fopulist party, for the reason that
it is made up of misfits and freaks of
all kinds who have no proper knowl
edge of public questions and no
ability to order public affairs.
Many of them were chronic office
seekers in other parties, and failing
there, entered the Fopulist party in
the hope of accomplishing their am
bition. These men now seek to ride
into power with a new party, but
they have been tried long enough to
show that their rejection by the old
parties was wise, and that to again
intrust them with official authority
would be folly.—Denver Kepublican.
Fopuiisiir Erouomy.
Gov. Altgeld says he keeps j osted
on the news of the day by reading
onlv the headlines in the newspapers.
He doubtless also keeps up with the
drama by reading the bill posters,
gets * his religion from church
notices, and grows fat on pudding by
chewing the string. The average
Populist is a great economist.—
'Times-fctar.
FREE LABOR.
The Major Think* It Co.it* tho Em
ployer Too Much a* It I*.
I see that they are still havin
' strikes and troubles among the shop
: hands down at Birmingham in our
state. These fellows are all out
siders. Most of ’em is forriners. I
think it would be a good time to
raise up and run tho interlopers all
out of the state. We don’t want ’em
1 and we don't want shops and factor
ies for they always make trouble.
Book at the condition of the misera
ble Yankee country to-day! writes
Major Randolph (loro Hampton in
the Mow York Advertiser. The only
people in the world that are inde
pendent arc pastoral poople. Agri
! culture is what tho South must stick
to. Our soil is our pride and so long
as wo are agricultural, pastoral
people we can snap our lingers
at the rest of the world.
; Tho infemous J’rotection policy of
New England has ground us into the
earth, but when wo are once more
i restored to our rightful condition
j under free trade wo will be the most
j peaceful and prosperous people on
! God’s footstool. Wo pay our niggers
j very little now and when we get free
i trade established it will be merely
! board and close for them or nothin’,
! and you know how little close they
1 wear. If the nigger lives with us—
i ana he can’t live any plais else —
| he’ll have to work and if he works
i for nothin we’ll be better off than
j we was under the old system. They
i can’t heat us, 1 tell you. The only
I thing that I’m afraid of is that
: within the next ten years the South
! will be so prosperous that a lot of
j dirty Yankees will come troopin’
I down and tryin’ to declare in with
\ us. We don’t want ’em, and. what’s
! more to tho point, we won’t have
j ’em, dam ’em. * * *
Cleveland’s letter to Wilson which
was read in tho house hit the nail on
| the head. Ho ought to take a club
I and go up there and knocK some of
j the party traitors on Ihe head. Why,
; if we ain’t careful we’ll lose the in
i come tax altogether, and that’ll be
! just the same as givin’ up the fite
; against the Ncrth. What in hell are
; we here for anyhow? 1 never see
such demoralization as there is in
I our party ranks here. Why, it’s
1 worse than the niggers of the South
| was after the Freedman’s' burow
: busted. Hut while Cleveland is in
with the sugar trusters it is to his
I credit that he wants more free trade
j and lots of income tax. That will
; pull the South together, which was
! weakenin’ on him on account of his
1 goin’ back on state’s rites. I tell you
that old soap fat man is a mitey
srued politician.
I An Impression.
Debs!
I A splendid rhyme for “Rebs!”
i It always has occurred to me
! In writing—well, say poetry—
That there were words—
By dozen?—herds—
That had no rhyme
Quite up to tim'e.
But Debs,
When rhymed with Rebs,
Seems wondrous sensible,
So reprehensible
Is Debs
It goes with ebbs,
Which shows a tendency
For the ascendancy.
Of government o'er Debs.
Dear Debs doth show
Notin the flow
Contrariwise, the tide is low
ljcr Debs.
We*re on the brink,
Some people think.
Of anarchy;
But as for me
I don't believe it 1*11 confess
It sometimes seems so in the press.
The Populists
Would like to govern with their fists;
But on the whole, from Texas up to Maine,
! The anarchist’s distinctly on the wane.
From Florida to far off Idaho
The teachings of that tribe have little go
And we've enough of people with prepense
For decent living and for solid sense
To save the land, including Pennsylvania*
From what I think is simple Deb<omania
Some people write it ‘ dipso*’—I'm too dense
I must admit to see much difference
| —John Kendrick Ban^sin Harper’s Weekly
1 he Nicaraguan Canal.
The Boston Herald is in favor of
the construction of the Nicaragua
canal, but it is opposed to any part
nership between the government
and a canal company. It wants the
government to build the canal and
own and operate it. There is merit
in this suggestion. Some objection
might be made by the government
of Nicaragua, but if ail such ob
stacles were out of the way. it would
seem to be the best method of se
curing the desired highway be
tween the Atlantic and the Pacific.
Partnerships of the kind to which
the Herald objects have not been
the best in the world, and in the
history of this country they have in
some cases led to great scandal
Certainly something should be done
very soon to determine who should
construct the canal and whether it
is to be built at all or not.—Denver
Republican.
For Campaign Purposes.
It is a fact worth remembering for
campaign uses that when the house
passed the resolution indorsing
Cleveland’s course during the strike,
the Democrats refused by an over
whelming majority to permit a roil
call, or, in other words, to put them
selves individually on record. Ac
cordingly, they can go home and tell
their constituents that they did not
vote for it, as shall seem to be best
for them in seeking a re-clection.—
Globe-Democrat
Mayor Hopkins.
Tammany, with all its faults—and
they are myriad—never put a Hop
kins in command of its civic honor
and authority. Almost for the first
time in history office has failed to
inspire one spark of devotion to duty
in its transient occupant Shakspearo
has said "a dog’s obeyed in office.”
but we nowhere read of a dog left in
charge of a sheepfold deserting its
charge in the face of the wolves_
Chicago Journal.
OUR BOYS AND GIRLS.
A LITTLE INSTRUCTION AND
MORE AMUSEMENT.
Prairie Children—Miss Boult bee's Won
derful School for the Deaf and Dumb
—Two Famous Dogs—Tottle and Jeff—
Susie’s Baby.
Ilcaring With Their Eyes.
Miss Iloultbee, a charming little
Englishwoman, is doing a noble work
at No. 37 Gloucester Place, Portman
square, London, in the education of
those who are deaf and dumb, and
others who are only deaf, so that
they can communicate with their
fellow beings practically as well as if
they were endowed with all their
faculties. She teaches the dumb how
to talk and the deaf to understand
language by watching the motions of
the lips of those who are speaking.
She prefers to take her pupils, es
pecially those who are wholly deaf
and dumb, when they are little chil
dren. She consented the other day
to explain her system to a writer,
and the result is shown in this article.
The writer noticed that hA- apart
ments were arranged with a view to
proving agreeable to the eye, the
evident purpose being to satisfy the
sense of sight in which her little com
pany were not defective. It was just
after she had given a lesson when she
began to talk about her method.
Meanwhile her pupils stood apart and
conversed in a low tone, but their
voices sounded so natural that no out
sider would have suspected that they
did not hear one another perfectly.
Miss Boultbee noticed her visitor’s
surprise and said:
“I insist upon their talking aloud,
though the simple motion of the lips
is all that is necessary to make them
understand. But if they did not use
their voices thev would soon lose
them.”
she then went on to say that in her
opinion this plan was much better
and certainly more graceful than the
old-fashioned finger alphabet. She
advanced the idea that for those who
have not entirely lost the sense of
hearing it would be much pleasanter
to watch the lips of other persons
speaking to them than to be screamed
at through a hideous ear trumpet. It
would also enable such persons to
join more readily in a conversation
and to know much more that is going
on, because the tendency is not to
say very much to any one who uses an
ear trumpet. In explaining her sys
tem further, Miss Boultbee said:
“The German, or ‘pure oral’ system
of teaching the deaf, was invented
by Heinieke. It v, as kept a secret for
many years, but it lias now been re
duced to thoroughly scientific princi
ples and is open to the world. I first
began to study it because of my anxie
ty for my sister, who was totally deaf.
, and the further I pursued my investi
gation the more I became fascinated
with my subject. I studied at Ealing
for a year and decided to take up
teaching as a profession. That was
ten years ago, and when I say that I
have been successful it is not through
vanity. If you want to appreciate the
full value of this system for the
instruction of the deaf you must
picture to yourself a child, such a
child as was one of these young
pupils of mine a few years ago, eight
years old, perhaps, who has never in
her life heard a sound. Language
has no meanin g for her. She thinks
in pictures. Impressions are her only
thoughts. That child comes to me,
and I make her understand that she
is to imitate me in the breathing ex
ercises, which are the beginning of
the system. She gets her first idea
of what sound is when I make her
feel the vibrations of the vocal chords,
which I do by placing one of her
hands against my throat and the
other against her own while she pro
nounces after me the vowel sounds.”
N. Y. Advertiser.
Tiro Famous Dogs.
At Berkeley- castle in 339'J there was
a memorable meeting between Rich
ard II., the last Plantagenet king,
and Henry, of Lancaster. Richard
had a noble greyhound with him, a
dog that had never eaten from any
hand but nis, or noticed any one with
favor save his royal master. Sir Wal- |
ter Scott, in “Woodstock,” describes
Sir Henry Lee’s dog. Bevis, as being
one of the same stock, “fleet as a
greyhound, but strong as a mastiff:
tawny-colored with black muzzle and
feet and a white ring around his
toes.” Richard, in amazement saw
his dog leave him and caress Henry-,
nor could he be persuaded to leave
his new master's side.
“He goes to the new king,” said
Richard, bitterly.
He was right, for Henry, afterwards
Henry IV. of England, won from him
| not only his dog, but the crown as
| well.
Charlrs 1. also hart a pet greyhound, \
which was constantly with him while ;
lie was a prisoner at Hampton court.
He felt himself in great danger there,
fearing that one of the soldiers might
try to kill him and he wanted to es
cape.
He was a very unfortunate man
about his secrets, for they were ai- i
ways found out. He did not intend to
; let any one know when he left Hamp- :
| ton. It was twilight and he had
I planned to go quietly out of the gar- I
; den through a part of it called Para- j
i dise, which was planted thickly with :
trees, so that it was too sliadowv at i
dark for any one to be seen distinctly.
He could not take his favorite dog
with him and as soon as he was gone
the dog began crying in the most piti- :
ful way. Some of the attendants I
came quickly to see what had hap
pened and found out the king's secret. 1
Poor king, he had the same ill luck
when ha was brought back to his trial
and death. In going through New
burg forest, in which he had hunted
so often that he knew every nook and
corner, it was planned that he was to
complain of his horse, when Lord
Newburg would offer his own, “the
swiftest horse in all England.” At a
point further on other horses and men
awaited him.
Alas, the swift horse was found lame
in its stall and as Charles glanced
around he saw that the hundred men
guarding him had each a loaded pistol
ready in his hand.
Of all his plans of escape none had
been so easy or practicable as the one
his affectionate greyhound had unwit
tingly betrayed.—Philadelphia Times.
Gakcohr ami Ganconades.
In days gone by there lay in the
southwestern portion of France the
province of Gascony. This lias now
been divided into four sections, which
are known as the departments of
Landes, Gers, Ariege, and the Upper
Pyrenees, containing, it is estimated,
no less than a million inhabitants. A
great peculiarity of these natives is
their frequently manifested tendency
to boast, and so strongly developed
has the quality of the bluster been in
them from time immemorial that both
our own and the French language
have been enriched by words derived
from the name of the province. Thus
a gascon is set down in the diction
aries as a “boaster or a braggart; a
vainglorious person;” and a gasconade
in English, or a <jasconnu.de in French,
is the name given to all boastful,
vaunting talk. For instance, the dic
tionary of the French academy, to
illustrate the meaning of yasconnadc,
gives an example: “II dit quill sc bat
trait contre die homines; vest unc <ja.s
connade”—t. c., “He says he would
fight ten men; ’tis a gasconade.”
Of course, however, the fame of
gasconades does not depend entirely
on mere flat boasting like this, but on
the intermixture of wit and piquancy
with the most prodigious self-exalta
tion. The following are some exam
ples we have met with.
A Gascon preacher stopped short in
the pulpit. It was in vain that he
scratched his head; nothing would
come out. “My friends,” said he, as
he walked quietly down the pulpit
stairs—“my friends, I pity you, for
you have lost a fine discourse.”
A young Gascon arrived at Paris for
the first time. It was in summer,
and he went to see the Tuileries im
mediately on his arrival. IVhen ha
saw the gallery of the Louvre, “Upon
my honor,” said he, “I like it vastly.
Methinks I seethe back of my father’s
stables.”
A Gascon officer hearing some one
celebrating the exploits of a prince
who, in an assault upon a town, had
killed six men with his own hand,
“Bah!” said he, "I would have you to
know that the very mattresses I sleep
upon are stuffed with nothing else
but the whiskers of those whom I
have sent to slumber in the next
world!”
A Gascon in proof of his nobility,
asserted that in his father’s castle
they used no other firewood but the
batons of the different marec'nals of
France of his family.—Harper's Young
People.
Prairie Children.
That is the Duchess of Lullaby Land
Lyin'asleep on the velvety sward:
That is an indigo flower in her hand,
Typical emblem of rank and command,
Symbol heraldic of lady and lord
That is her brother asleep at her side—
He is a duke, and his little red hand
Grapples the ragged old rope that is tied
Into the collar of Rover, the guide —
Rover, the hero of Lullaby Lead.
Fishes come out of the water and walk
Chipmunks play marbles ia Lullaby Land;
Rabbits rise up on the pr-drie and taik:
Goslings go forward and giggle and gawk—
Everythin; chatters, and all understand.
After awhile he will sail on the sea -
Little red duke, on the prairie as eep
Darin; the shot and the shell, he shall 1)3
Admiral, flghting tor you and for me.
Flying the flu; o’er the dan;erous deep.
Down at the Lido, where billow, are blue.
Back through the vineyards to Florence and
Rome.
That is our duchess whom both of us knew;
That is her husband, so tender and true,
Taking her far from her babyhood home.
Children at play oa the prairie to-day
Bravely to-morrow will enter the race.
Trusting the future whose promises say,
“Coura.e and effort will work out a way—
Fortune and fame are not matters of place ”
—McClure's Magazine
Tottie and Jeff.
Jeff is 7 years old. He has begun
to study geography, and after telling
Tottie, who is just 3, about his lesson,
he wants to know how much she re
members of it. “Captain Cook made
three trips around the world and at
the end of one of them he died.
Which one was it?”
No answer. So Jeff gives her a
black mark. After awhile they were
playing in the garden. Jeff slipped
on a stone, fell down and began to
cry. Then Tottie rose to the occasion
and said:
“Don't you cry. It is not worth
while. Nobody sees you.”—Philadel
phia Times.
A Pleat Baby.
Susie, the youngest of the family,
was continually wishing for a baby ia
the house. One day her father, think
ing to pacify her, brought her a doll
dressed in long clothes. Susie looked
at it a moment and then threw it
upon the floor in disgust. “I won't
have it,” she announced, “I wants a
meat baby!”
As Lsual.
“Ho%v are the fish biting now, Uncle
Bill?” asked Jack of the old guide.
“Same way as usual, sonny.” said the
old man, “with their mouths.” “Well,
I mean are there many of ’em?” “I
dunno.” said the old man. “They ain't
none bit me yet.”—Harper's Young
People.
Amusing DluuUer.
A boy reading the verse: “And
those who live in cottages are happier
than those who sit on thrones,” star
tled the crowd by reading thus: “And
those who lire in cottages are hap
pier than those who sit on thoras.”—
Youth's Companion.
i
A Marvellous Showing
The U. S. Government, through the Agri
cultural Department, has been investigating
the baking powders for the purpose of in
forming the public which was the purest,
most economical and wholesome.
The published report shows the Royal
Baking Powder to be a pure, healthful
preparation, absolutely free from alum or any
adulterant, and that it is greatly stronger in
leavening power than any other brand.
Consumers should not let this valuable
information, official and unprejudiced, go
unheeded.
ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., 106 WALL ST., NEW'YORK.
lining Words.
The last words of the great satirist
Rabelais were: “1 am going to take a
leap in the dark; let down the curtain
the farce is done.” Mirabeau’s farewell
to life was thus expressed : “Let me die
amid the sound of delicious music and
the fiagrauee of flowers.” Keats’ last
words were a poem in themselves: “I
feel the daisies growing over me.”
Burns’ dying words were: “Don’t let
that awkward squad fire over ray grave.”
Chancellor Tliurlow’s: “I’m shot, if I
don’t believe I’m dying.” Haller slept
after the words: “The "artery ceases to
beat,” and amid the growing darkness
of mortality Goethe murmured the
words, “Let the light enter.”
Musical Item.
“I want the music of O’Eieily and
tiie 400,” said a little boy, entering a
New York music store.
“For singing or the piano?”
“I don’t want it for either; I want it
for my sister. ”
Iu the Depth of Misery.
Though endowed with wealth “beyond the
dreams of avarice,” the wretched sufferer
from chronic dyspepsia is plunged in the
depths of misery from which he or she sel
dom emerges even for a day at a stretch.
There is a way to down the imp. Invoke the
aid of Hostetler's stomheh Hitters and he
departs. Keep using the medicine, and the
relief you promptly experience finally be
comes permanent and a thorough cure is ef
fected. Heartburn, flatulence, uneasiness
and sinking at the pit of the stomach, nerv
ousness, insomnia—those are symptoms first
relieved and finally cured, with their eaii.v",
by this ineffably re iab ft spe itlc. Liver
complaint and constipation, bro’.her tor
mentors of dyspepsia, are also sent to limbo
ov the Hitters. So are rheumatism, malaria
and kidney complaint. I'se this helpful med
Ci.ne systematically, not by fits and starts.
A Good Manure Trap.
Rural New Yorker says that a good
manure trap can be made out of nails
and boards by almost any one who can
hold a hammer. The best form is that
of an open shed in a pasture. It ma\r
be temporary or fixed. Shelter and
shade are the bait for these traps. Iu
hot or rainy weather the stock will go
there for rest and shelter. The result
is that manure accumulates on these
spots. It is a first rate plan to put one
of these traps on the poorer spots in the
field. That is where you want to catch
the manure.
Hall's Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.
One thousand carloads of pocket flasks
for liquor were used in Cincinnati last
year.
Educational.
Attention of the reader is c-’led to the
announcement of Notre Dame Lniversity in
another column of this paper. This noted
institution of lc-afning enters upon its fifty
first year with the next session. Parents
and guardians contemplating to send their
boys and young men away from home to
school would do well to write for particu
lars to the University of Notre Dame. In
diana, before making arrangements for their
education elsewhere. Nowhere in this
broad land are there to he found better
facilities for cultivating the mind and heart
than are offered at Notre Dame University.
Emperor William's ancestors several cen
turies ago kept a tollgate.
Were You Ever South la Summer?
It is no hotter in Tennessee, Alabama or
Georgia than here, and it is positively de
jightful on the Gulf Coast of Mississippi
and West Florida. If you are looking for
a location in the south go down now ana
see for yourself. The Louisville & Nash
ville railroad end connections will sell
tickets to all points south for trains of
Aug. 7 at one fare round trip. Ask your
ticket agent about it, and if he cannot sell
you excursion tickets write toC. P. Atmore.
general passenger agent. Louisville, Kr.
Billiard Table, second-hand. For sale
cheap. Apply to or address. H. C. Akin,
511 S. 12th St.. Omaha, Neb.
The mother in a woman makes her beau
tiful.
ALL THE YEAR ROUXD.
just as thoroughly
and os certainly at
nno timo na nn.
ijroiaen medical
Discovery purifies
the blood. You
don't need it at
any special season.
But when any
eruption appears,
or you feel weari
ness and depres
sion that's a sign of impure blood, then you
need this medicine, and nothing else, fhe
ordinary “Spring medicines” and blood
purifiers can't compare with it.
The “Discovery” promotes every bodily
function, puts on sound, healthy flesh, and
cleanses, repairs and invigorates your whole
system. In the most stubborn Skin Diseases,
in every form of Scrofula—even in Con
sumption (or Lung-scrofula) in its earlier
stages—and in every blood-taint and dis
order, it is the only guaranteed, remedy.
PIERCE GURE
OR MOXEY RETURNED.
W. I'.* Onialia-33 l*f>4.
>• Au»wenuj; AdveriUeuieuis x^iudiy
iieauou iliii hape.h
Never Arrested Before.
A Texas justice asked a darkey olii
ciall:
“Were you never arrestod before'.'”
“No, boss, ebery time l’se been ar
rested de policeman grabbed me from
bind, and dey had a heap er trouhio
doing hit, beease 1 kin run like a tur
key.” _
Karl’s Clovor Root Tea,
Th«* pr*>at. puriUrr(|?iv«‘.s fi«-shnc*SMinr1 rlrnrn«^5
lo the complexion and cures Coustipulion. 25c..JUc.,$L
What a Complexion.
“What a red face Colonel Yergcr has
got ”
“Yes, his face is red, but that is its
natural color. Even when lie is as pale
as a ghost his face is the color of crim
son. You ought to see him when he is
excited and gets red in the face. Then
he turns purple.
To Cleanse the System
Effectually yet gently, when costive ot
bilious, or when the blood is impure or
sluggish, to permanently cure habitual
constipation, to awaken the kidneys
and liver to a healthy activity without
irritating or weakening them, to d.spel
headaches, colds or fevers use Syrup of
Figs. _
Love’s Young: I>reatn.
McGinnis—You were in love with
that beautiful Miss Jones before she
married old Goldbug’, weren’t you?
Gus De Smith—Don't talk about her.
My love for her lies buried in my
bosom.
McGinnis—Well you might as well
resurrect your buried love, for they
are going to plant old Goldbug. He
died of apoplexey last night.
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Make Your Own Hitters!
Steketee s Dry Hitters.
One package of Steketee's Dry Bitters
will make one Gallon of the best bitters
known; will cure indigestion, pains in the
stomach, fever and ague. Acts upon the
Kidneys and Bladder; the best tonic known.
Sold by druggists or sent by mall, postage
I repaid. Price 30 cts. for single, or two packages- for
60 cts. U. S. ftampH taken in payment. Atldieaa
GEO. G. STEKETEE, Grand Iiapids, Micli.
The head of the comet of 1S11 was nearly
1,‘.100,000 miles in diameter.
Educate Your Daughters.
At this season of the year parents have
to decide upon and select the educational
institution which their daughters are to at
tend for the coming years. In this conneo
tion we desire to call attention to the edu
cational announcement in our advertising
columns of the Academy of the Sacred
Heart, St. Joseph. Mo. Their buildings
and grounds are attractive, locality health
ful, teaching in all branches thorough, and
terms reasonable. Parents fortunate to
select this school for the education of their
daughters will, we are sure, he fully satis
fied. For further Information, address
Mother Superior, Academy of the Sacred
Heart, St. Joseph, Mo.
Louisir.ua has found it necessary to pass
laws for the care of its lepers.
liegeman*. Camphor lee with fllyrerine.
The original and only genuine. Cures Chapped Hands
and Face. Cold Sores, &c. c. Ci. Clark Co.,N.Uaveu,Ct.
Crows never enter u cornfield without
posting a sentinel on the outside.
4i Hanson". Jtiagie Coin Salve.”
Warranted to cure cr money rwuaded. Ask your
druggist tor it. Trice 15 coals.
Two or three centuries ago gloves were
made of much greater value than now.
UI1EE CANNOT SEE HOW YOU DO
*Vi j ,T A,iD PAY FRE!GHT‘
Buys onr 2 drawer walnut or oak la*
t rTprostd liigh Arm Oingeraewing muc’.'.ua
finely finished, nickel plated,adapted to l.*Lt
and heavy w-.r;:; guaranteed for 10 Years; rith
Automat}*-Bobbin Winder, Self-Threading Cylin
der Shattle, Felf.Selting »ed]e and a coir.pittn
>set of Steel A< taehrnoRtk; shipped any where oa
20 Day's, Trial. No money required ia advance.
T5.C00now fn rse. World’* Fair Medal awarded rnacklt e and stt*< h
raentp. Boy iron factory and nave dealer’s and agent’s prc t.u.
% n*t? t“t 'IhlcOrt and eend to-day f*»r rnnehlne or Jar" - fre#
6 Itutl catalogu*,trstimnn;a!« and <■ 1 irr.r.ses of tha World’sFair.
OXFORD MFC. CO. 212 YTsiuh Avs. CHICAGO.ILL,
Illnrttraied catalopTi© showing VTELL^
AUGER?. ROCK DRILLS, HYDRAULIC /'
AND JETTING MACHINERY, etc. //
Sskt Free. Hare been tested and /Jj
ail warranted. V/
Sioux City Engine & Iron Work*, £/ ^
Si;cces.'Ois to I’ech Mfg. Co.,
Jilonx 1*11 y. I«wa.
1217 Union Ave., Kanaua City, Mo.
tftfORN NiCHT AND DAY.
; is thy WMsrnip*
tur*± witli ease under xi.
circumstances. lVrf- -t
j Adjustment. Comfort
and Cure New Ijhait-.ted
Improvements. llius.
trott-d catalogue arid
rales for self-tneosur**
ment sent recur:-'y
coaled. G. V. HOvJSo.
Ll'd. CO., ?44 Broad
way. &ew Yuri City.
tourist Travel
To COLORADO RESORTS
Will set in eariy this yesr. and ti e Cre^t Rock
Island Route baa already ample and P'.-rl*-c* tr
r.iiigements to transport the many who will take la
toe lovely cool of Colorado's
HIGH ALTITUDES.
The Track is perfect, end double over important
Jnvlsion**. Train Equipment the very best, and a solid.
Vfftibuled Train called the BIO FIVE leaves Chicago
doily Ht 10 p. m. and arrives second morning at Denver
or Colorado Spring* for breakfast.
Any Coupon Ticket Agent can give you rates, and
further information * ill be cLeerfally nnd quick!j re
sponded to by addressing JNO SEBASTIAN
General Pa««^Tiger Agent. Chicago.