A Partin? Scene. Did you ever hear two married women take leave of each other at the gate on a tummer evening? This is the way they do it: “Good-by!” “Good-by. Come down and see us right soon.” “Yes, bo I will. You come up right ixm.” "I will. Good-by.” “Good-by. Don’t forget to come soon.” “No, I won't. Dou’t you forget to come up.” “I won’t. Be sure and bring Sally Jane with you next time." “I will. I’d have brought her up thin time, but she wasn’t very well. She wanted to come awful bad.’’ “Dili Bhe, now? That was too bad. Be sure and bring her next time.” “I will; and you be sure and bring the baby.” “I will. I forgot to tell you lie’s cut another tooth.” “You don’t say! IIow many has ho got now?” “Five. It makes him awful cross.” “I guess it does, this hot weather. Well, good-by! Don’t forget to come down.” “No, I won’t. Don’t you forget to come up. Good-by!” And they separate.—New York Com mercial Advertiser. Mr. Smith, who has to lug a scuttle of coal upstairs three times a day; reads with prospective joy the announcement that the coal-fields of the world will be exhausted in 2,000 years. - YES! BIG FOUR ROUTE BEST LINE EAST —TO TUB— Mountains, Lakes and Seashore* Vestibule trains to New York and Boston. ASK FOR TICKETS VIA THE BIG FOUR ROUTE. Z. O. MCCORMICK, D. B MARTIN. Pass. Traffic Manager. ' Gen. Pass, and T. A., CINCINNATI TOURIST TRAVEL To COLORADO RESORTS Will set in early this year, and the Great Rock Island Route has already ample and perfect ar rangements to transport the many who will take In the lovely cool of Colorado’s HIGH ALTITUDES. The Track la perfect, and double over important Division*. 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Send 10c postage and pet KKKt;, ion beautiful sam ples. and guide bow to paper. Agents’ large sample book #1.00; FatL with a #6.00 order. Write quick. HENRY LEHMANN, 1620-1634 Douglas St., - OMAHA, NEB. DR. McCREW IS TUI ONLY SPECIALIST WH'» TRKATB ALL PRIVATE DISEASES, Weakness and Secret Disorders of MEN ONLY. Every cure ♦ ns ran teed IS years ex j*e rtence. Permanently located In I Jmaha. Book free. I 14th and Farnam Sts., an A HA. • KEB. REPUBLICAN DOCTRINE. A WARNING TO THE FARMERS. Senator R. Pettigrew of South Dakota in the Senate, June 13, 1804. These are words of wholesome in struction and if the farmers of the great northwest read intelligently what the senator has here explained, they will be wiser concerning their interests as agriculturalists than by the following of the vagaries of those who believe in fiat money. .>■ The senate has disposed of about all the items in this bill which are pro duced by the farmer, and what is the result? The duty on live animals is re duced to 20 per cent ad valorem; buck wheat, wheat, rye, corn, oats, oatmeal, corn meal, eggs, broom corn and m^ny other fafin products are practically on the free list, and the duty on barley is so much reduced that at least 10,000, 000 bushels will be imported as against less than 2,000.000 last year. Free eggs will bring in from sixteen to twenty million dozens as against a little over 1,000,000 last year. It fact, the market for $15,000,000 worth of farm products is thus turned over to Canada and taken away from the Amer ican farmer. Sixteen million dozen of eggs thrown upon the market of the United States will break the price and eggs will decline several cents a dozen. Fast week three car loads of South Dakota butter and eggs were shipped to this city, a thing that cannot be re peated if this bill passes, for the nearer Canadian farmer will have this market With free corn the starch makers of New York will import their corn from the Argentine Republic, and within one year after this bill passes corn from South America by the cargo will oe soici in 5ew lorn, lor tlie freight per bushel from the Argentine Repub lic is less than half the rate per bushel from Dakota or Nebraska, and the farmers of Dakota and Nebraska will be buying protected starch made of South American corn. It will not do to say we export corn and it can not come here from other countries, We export vast quanties of cotton, and I presume few people know that 43,000, 000 pounds, valued at $4,080,000 was im ported last year; yet such is the ease. Of this cotton 28,000,000 pounds came from Egypt and is long, fine, staple; yet every pound of it could be raised in North and South Carolina if a duty was placed upon it sufficient to compensate for the difference in wages. Why do you not put a duty on cotton and save this market to our own people? The sugar bounty is repealed, giving the death blow to the budding industry in Nebraska and Dakota, which would have soon given employment to thous ands of people in those states. A duty has been placed upon raw su gar of If* cents a pound, which equals a tax on the people of South Dakota of 87}--2 cents per capita, as each person consumes seventy pounds of sugar per annum, making a total tax of $350,000 per annum on the 400,000 people who reside within her borders; and an ad ditional tax of 4214 cents on each 100 pounds of refined sugar, which is a di rect donation to the trust and amounts to a tax of 32X cents per capita, or a tax of $140,000 on the 400,000 people who reside in South Dakota as a direct contribution, per year, to the sugar trust. The population of Nebraska is 1,050, 000, and their contribution will be a tax of 87% cents per capita, or $S75,000 on the 1,000,000 people who reside in that state, which goes into the treasury of the government, at 32cents per capi ta on refined sugar, levied for the ben efit of the sugar trust, or $325,000 per annum from her 1,000,000 people. I take these two states as examples, as the two populist senators in this body assisted in doing all this, and I want to give them a chance to explain to the people why they did it. A populist fanner with a family of five would pay $1.60 per year to the trust, just four bushels of wheat at 40 cents a bushel. I imagine I see a Ne braska or Dakota populist farmer, filled with joy, hitching up liis team and starting to market with four bushels of wheat, selling it for 40 cents a bushel, and sending the money to the sugar trust as his contribution to help main tain the gang of vampires that have hung around this capitol for the past five months, disgracing the nation. With what elastic step and swelling heart filled with joy, will this farmer return home with an empty wagon and an empty pocket to bless God in his prayers that he has had the privilege of sending a populist to the United States senate who has assisted by his vote in conferring upon him and the people of his state the blessed chance to make this contribution. I hope the populists of my state will not take this too much to heart, for this bill places lumber on the free list, and it is said millions will be saved to the people by having their lumber free. Coinage of Silver. The following is a copy of the bill in troduced in the senate by Senator Squires of Washington, to regulate the coinage of silver, etc. We print it without comment, in order that the people may read for themselves some prominent ideas entertained by leading senators: 53d CONGRESS, 2d SESSION. S. 2115. In the senate of the United States. June 12, 1894. Mr. Squire introduced the following bill; which was read twice and referred to the committee on finance. A BILL To provide for the regulated free coin age of silver bullion into standard dollars of the United States, and for the preservation of the parity of value of the various kinds of coined money of the United States, lie it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in congress assem bled, that any owner of silver bullion the product of mines or refineries lo cated in the United States may deposit the same at any mint of the United Stales, to be formed into standard dol lars of the present weight and fineness, for his benefit, as hereinafter stated; but it shall be lawful to refuse any de posit of less value than one hundred dollars or any bullion so base as to be unsui'ible for the operation of the mint: provided, however, that there shall he delivered or paid to the person depositing such bullion only such num ber of silver dollars as shall equal the commercial value of said silver bullion on the day of deposit, as ascertained and determined by the secretary of the treasury; the difference, if any, between the mint or coin value of said standard silver dollars and the commercial value of the silver bullion thus deposited shall be retained by the government as seigniorage, and the gain or seignior age arising from such coinage shall be accounted for and paid into the treas ury. The amount of such seigniorage or gain shall be retained in the treas ury as a reserve fund in silver dollars, or such other form of equivalent lawful money as the secretary of the treasury may from time to time direct, fpf the purpose of maintaining the parity of value of every silver douar issued under the provisions of this act with the gold dollar issued bv the United States: provided, that the deposits of silver bullion for coinage into silver dollars under the provisions of this act shall not exceed the sum of four million dol lars per month: provided further, that the coinage of silver dollars provided for in this act shall not be further con tinued when the aggregate amount of lawful money of all kinds in the United States shall equal the sum of forty dol lars per capita of the population of the United States; but such coinage may be resumed whenever the aggregate amount of lawful money in the United States shall fall below forty dollars per capita, to the end that the aggre gate amount of lawful money in the United States may approximately equal and be kept equal to the sum of forty dollars per capita, and no more: pro vided further, that the secretary of the treasury may, in his discretion, cause to be coined two silver half dollars of the present weight and fineness in lieu of each of the stan dard silver dollars to be coined under the provisions of this act: and all the provis ions of this act shall be equally applica ble in maintaining every two such dol lars at a parity with the gold dollar issued by the United States. .Sec. i. That the said silver dollars and silver half dollars shall be a legal tender in all payments at their nominal or coin value. Dana and Cleveland, What must the people of other gov ernments think when they read the ut erances of Charles A. Dana, editor of the New York Sun, the most pro nounced democratic paper in the United States, the following being a part of an article which appeared in the columns of that paper June 13, 1894: June‘11.—Bridge blown up with giant pow der at East Creenville, Ohio. Another bridge bui ned near Navarre, Ohio. Tracks directly in front of t'oxey’s residence at Massillon wrecked with dynamite. At Toluca, 111., shot fired by rioters through passenger car. At Wheeling, W. Va..bridge burned. Attempt to destroy tracks and wreck trains at /.anesviile, Ohio At Birm inglijtm, Ala., a great iron railway bridge blown up with dynamite. “This completes the record up to yes terday. It is a practical commentary of a dreadful sort upon the sentiments and precepts with which Cleveland’s speeches and writings have been thickly strewn during the few years since he first appeared in public life. We ad vise every good citizen and friend of law and order to read again his utter ances in connection with the story of the last month’s disturbances. That Mr. Cleveland lias deliberately intended to provoke rioting, arson and murder, no man believes; but it is not the less true that the tendency of his pessimis tic and most dangerous teachings has been in that direction, and that he is to a certain extent responsible. He has implanted socialistic and anarch istic ideas solely with a view to a mo mentarily favorable effect upon his own political fortunes; and the fruit is seen in the torch, the bomb, the blood shed, and the countless acts of vio lence of the last four weeks of wide spread riotiDg.” Comment is unneces sary.” Tariff Inquiries. The following extract is taken from bulletin No. 5 of the replies to the tariff inquiries sent out by the finance com mitteee of the United States senate. It is instructive and practical and may be read with profit (See p. 31, bulle tin 5.) Kepiy of James Tuliy of Philadelphia, Pa., Manufacturer of Soap. Estab lished in 1854. Capital invested, 850,000: 1 have in my employ about tea men whose wages range from S10 to S20 per week, which has been steady for the last four years and up to the time the tariff bill lias been agitated. Since that time I may say I have not had any thing for my men to do and their wives and children have been compelled to find food and clothing from some of the many charitable institutions which have been formd in our city. With re gard to imports. I do not use much ex cept alkalies, such as caustic soda, and on this, I believe, the bill lias made a reduction of one-half cent per pound, but as this is so low in price it will not I make much difference. What will and has affected me most is the woolen in dustries being so dull, and if the bill 1 passes in the shape it is, as regards I woolens, it will be a great deal worse. I am now 73 years old and have been in the soap business for forty years and in all this time I have never seen as much misery about me as at the pres ent time I voted and electioneered for the democratic ticket for fifty years. I am sorry to see that my party brought such trouble on the country in my old days. If you want to complete the ruin of the country and party pass the tariff bili. Only One Democrat. Only One. Air: Only One' Detuoc at elected io Springfield. Illinois. Only o e -man elected here. Only one—democrat to clieer. Only one—knows where he is at, only one— pringlichl democrat. Only one—whose soul is llfled up. Only one—who’s spared the hitter cup. Only one—who didn’t lose the game. Only one—who got there just the same. Only one—to jump 1 he tariff bill. Only one—whom silver didn't kill. Only one—who wa n t snagged on Lil. Only one—that mugwumps didn’t get. Only one—who paid his party debt. Only one—saved from out the wreck, Only one—not slugged in the nee;-‘. Only one—who seemed to know the lopes. Only ■ ne—oil whom to hang our hopes. Only one—man elected! 11 e nly one—and he a c nstahle! Consumption of Sugar Per Capita of Pop ulation in the World. 1 Guilds. Pounds. Germany.. .. 22.9 Spain . 9.2 Austr a.16 1. ortugal and 51a Krance .2-eo deria .12.5 Russia . 9.s England .77.5 Holland.2 .0: Bulgaria. 4.1 Belgium. 21.. Greece. 10.2 Denmark.,.. . 39.0:Servia . 9.7 Sweden and Nor- [Turkey.6.4 way .2Id Switzerland. 3 .( Italy. All Europe.21.9 Rouir.ania. oJjjNorth America_535 Kitty—She says they're engaged, and he says they are not Now, what do yon think of that? Tom—I think it will take a jury to decide. LEISURELY TRAVELING. Ths Women Iloatt of Clrncnland and Their Easy Hate of 1’rogros*. Tho women boats of tho Green landers are so called because, unlike tho kaiaks, they aro rowed by women. They aro open, flat-bot tomed, inconvenient sea-boats, but largo enough for a family and the family goods — tents, household implements, dogs, children and the Vest. They are rowel by as many as half a score of oarsworaon, and some times make a run of fifty Knglish miles a day. They are generally steered by tho father of tho family, while tho other male members follow in their kaiaks. In their women boats, says Dr. Nansen, the Greenlanders used to move from one hunting ground to another all through the summer. For one or two months they always went far up the fiords in search of reindeer, and there they lived on tho fat of tho land. In those days they often took long journeys up and down tho west coast, as they do to this day on tho oast coast. These journeys aro sometimes o)l> miles in length. They do not generally travel quick ly. One of tho two women boats which wo met on tho east coast at Cape liille in 1838.on their way south ward did not reach Pamiagdluk, west of Cape Farewell, until two years later, in 189l); and this is only a dis tance of some 18 ) miles, which wo with our boats could no doubt havd covered Id a week or two. but as soon as tho bskimos eomo to a place where there are plen ty of seals they go ashore, pitch their camp, take to hunting. ani live at their ease. At the approach of autumn they choose a good site, build a winter house, and continue their journey in the spring or sum mer as soon as the ice permits. The women boats in question had in this manner spent three years on the passage from Umivik. and would < no doubt take nearly as long to 10 turn. The otho • woman boat that was pa sing south from Cape Bille got as fa~ a3 Nanusek, about sixty-five miles from the trading settlements west of Cape Farewell, and there went into winter quarters, but then the father of tho family died, and they faced round and set about tho long journey back to Angmagsalik, without ever having reached their goal, the trading settlements, or ac complished their errand Human Labor at Gre^t Altitu Jes. Investigation among the workmen on the Peruvian Central railroad has brought some curious facts to light concerning the capabilities of men to labor in rarified atmosphere. The line starts at Lima, in latitude 12 degrees, and the highest point reached by the road is at the tunnel of Galeria, which is 15.645 feet above the sea level. From deduc tions made by the investigators it appears that the men were able to perform a fair “sea level” day's work at any place along the route where the altitude was not greater than 8,000 or 10,000 feet, providing they had generally worked up to that height from lower levels. At altitudes above 10,000 feet and under 12,000 the amount of work per formed by each man showed a sudden falling off of from one-fourth to one third, and at from 13,000 to 15,000 feet 100 men could do no more work than fifty would at sea level. Would She Do It. The Nervous Woman—How long did you say it was before the train leaves? Station Agent—One hour and a naif, ma’am. The Nervous Woman— Are you jure ? Station Agent—Yes, ma'am. The Nervous Woman—That would make it safe for me to go out for a thort time, wouldn’t it? Station Agent—Certainly. The Nervous Woman—You are positive? Station Agent—Yes, ma’am. How far did you wish to go? Nervous Woman—I want to go over to that newsstand on the other side of the street and get a paper. But if I lose the train I’ll report you, now mind.—Chicago Record. T5-i«l 35an»ffemcnt. “And you are going to give up your plans for going on the stage?” ‘■Yes,” she replied with a sob. “It is too bad. The drama was the ambition of your life.” “It was. But I am obliged to re linquish it. ” "What is the trouble?” “The evidence in my divorce suit didn’t appeal to the popular taste.” Varieties of Potatoes. The potato, so long a staple food, has developed almost innumerable varieties. Forty are easily dis tinguishable. but there are many others with slight and almost im perceptible differences. There are nineteen varieties of the while po tato in America, eighteen in Ger manv, twentv-six in Great Britain and thirty-two in France. A Good Form of Punishment. In some of the German towns when a man is convicted of beating his wife he is allowed to go to work as usual, but his wife gets his wages and ho is locked up only on Satur day nights and remains in prison until the following Monday. The punishment usually lasts for teD weeks. A Smoking Tree. A tree that smoke3 has been dis covered in the Japanese village of Ona It i3 sixty feet high, and just after sunset every evening smoke issues from the top of the trunk. It is called the volcanic tree. Admitted to be the finest prep aration of the kind in the mar ket. Makes the best and most wholesome bread, cake, and biscuit. A hundred thousand unsolicited testimo nials to this effect are received annually by its manufacturers. Its sale is greater than that of all other baking powders combined. ABSOLUTELY PURE. ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., 106 WALL ST., NEW-YORK. REMOVAL OF STAINS AND SPOTS. Stearine.—In all cases, strong, puro alcohol. Gum, Sugar, Jerry, eto.—Simplo washing with water at a hand heat. Matter Adhering Mechanicarry.— Beating, brushing, and currents of wa ter either on the upper or under side. Arizarine Inks.—White goods, tar taric acid, the more concentrated the older are the spots. On colored cottons and woolens, and on silks, dilute tartaric acid is applied, cautiously. Grease.-—White goods, wash with soap or alkaline lyes. Colored cottons, wash with lukewarm soap lyes. Colored woolens, the same, or ammonia. Silks, absorb with French chalk or fuller's earth, and dissolve away with benzine or ether. Oil Colors, Varnish, and Resins.— On white or colored linens, cottons, or woolens, use rectified oil of turpentine, alcohol, lye, and their soap. On silks, use benzine, ether, and mild soap, very cautiously. Vegetable Colors, Fruit, Red Wine, and Red Ink.—On white goods, sul phur fumes or chlorine water. Colored cottons and woolens, wash with luke warm soap lye or ammonia. Silk, the same, but more cautiously. Blood and Albuminoid Matters.— Steeping in lukewarm water. If pepsine or the juice of carica papaya can be procured the spots are first softened with lukewarm water, and then either of these substances is applied. Fair and Beautiful Rands Across the Sea Give promise to the ocean vovager of health and pleasure, but there is a broad expanse of waters to bo passed that rise mountain high in rough weather and grievously dis turb the unaccustomed stomach, more par ticularly if it is that of an Invalid. More over the vibration of the vessel’s hull caused by the motion of the screw of a steamer, a ciiange of water and latitude, and abrupt transitions of temperature, cannot, without medicinal safeguard, be encountered with impunity. For sea sickness, and prejudi cial influences of air and water, Hostetler’s Stomach Bitters is a standaid safeguard. Tourists, yachtsmen, mariners, commercial travelers, and people bound on a sea voy age or inland jaunt, should alway be pro vided with it. Incomparable for malaria, rheumatism, neuralgia, sleeplessness, loss of appetite, sick headache, biliousness and constipation. Grief and Business. [Epitaph in a French Cemetery.] Here Lies Mme. Bertrand, Wife of M. Bertrand, marble-cutter. This monument is a specimen of Ills work. Cost, 1,500 francs. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Price, 75c. A curious phenomenon was noted during the Arctic researches of the rev enue cutter Corwin. In Kotzebue Bound, under the Arctic circle, a very extraordinary ice formation was visited. It is apparently an immense iceberg, capped with earth and glass. The re mains—almost the entire skeleton—of a mammoth dug from it have been saved as a curiosity for the Smithsonian In stitute. When Traveling, Whether on pleasure bent or business, take on every trip a bottle of Syrup of Figs, as it acts most pleasantly and effectually on the kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing fevers, headaches and other forms of sic kness. For sale in 50c. and SI bottles by all leading druggists. Manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only. Atmospherical knowledge no sits thoroughly distributed to our school. A boy being asked, “What is mist?” vaguely responded, “An umbrella.” Billiard Table, second-hand. For saie cheap. Apply to or address, H. C. Axix, 511 S. 12th St., Omaha, Neb. MICHICAN LANDS. Fertile, Cheap, Bealthr, And not too far from good markets. The Michigan Central will run special Home Seekers’ Excursions on July 10, Aug. 14, Sept. 18, to points north of Lansing, Sagi naw and Bay City at one fare for the round trip. Tickets good twenty days and to stop over. For folder giving particulars and describing lands, address O. W. Bug gies, Gen. Pass, and Ticket Ag’t, Chicago. Ion Don't Have to go 2,000 miles to reach the land of the prune. The irrigated lands of Idaho along the line of the Union Pacific system are capable of producing the class of fruit seen in the Idaho Ex hibit at the World's Fair. Why! by stopping in Idaho you’ll save enough on your fare and freight to make the first payment on your farm. Investi gate. Advertising matter sent on applica tion. Address E. L. Lomax, G. P. & T. A., Omaha, Neb. (ELY'S CREAM BALM CURES SwC^jOCENTS, ALL DRUflGIST? Sound Maxims. Attend carefully to details of you* business. Be prompt in all things. Consider well—then decide. Dare to do right. Fear to do wrong. Endure trials patiently. Fight life’s battle bravely, manfully. Go not in the society of the vicious. Hold integrity sacred. Injure not another's reputation or business. Join hands only with the virtuous. ' Keep your mind from evil thoughts. Lie not for any consideration. Make few acquaintances. Never try to appear what you are not Owe no man anything. 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