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BULLARD & CO. -to: LIME, CEMENT, DOORS, WINDOWS, BLINDS. LUMBER. HARD AMD SOFT GOAL. RED CEDAR AND OAK POSTS. HTTJ. J. WARREN, Manager. B. & M. Meat Market. Ml i FRESH AND SALT 1 MEATS, BACON, BOLOGNA, j CHICKENS, TURKEYS, AC., Ac. F. S. WILCOX, Prop, F. D. BURGESS, PLUMBERf STEAM FITTER NORTH MAIN AVE., MeCOOK NEB. Stock of Iron, Lead and Sewer Pipe, Brass Goods, Pumps, and Boiler Trimmings. Agent for Hallid&y, Eclipse and Waupun Wind Mills. CABLED FIELD and HOG FENCING, 24 inches to 38 inches high; the best all-purpose fence made Also STEEL WEB PICKET FENCE for yards and lawns, and STEEL WIRE FENCE BOARD and ORNAMENTAL STRIP for horses and cattle. The most complete line of wire fencing of any factory in the country. Write for circulars. ^ DE KALB FENCE CO., De Kalb, 1!!. MANHOOD RESTORED! This wonderful remedy I fua ran iced to cure al 1 nervous diseases, such as Weak Memory, Loss of Brain ower. Headache, Wakefulnesp, Lost Manhood, Nlphtly Emissions, Nervous ness.all drains and loss of power in Generative Organs of either sex caused by overexertion, youthful error*, excessive use of tobacco, opium or stim ulants, which lead to Infirmity. Consumption or Insanity. Con be carried in vest pocket. SI per box, for by mail prepaid. With a *5 order we ;tlve a written tnaront^^tccure or refund the uonsr. Sold by all AffcforiL. tjk«* nooiber Write for free iPr^eal Book sent sealed ""SffOKBAXD AKTJ£J& LSUU. in plain wrapper. Addres-VF.SVESEED €0.,i!a- rjTeaipie^iCAGO For sale in Me Co*>k. Neb., bv L. \V. Me CONN ELI* & CO., Oru,.^ . i . — - T" — - __ ENGLAND AND SILVER THE WHITE METAL IS USED TO FOS TER BRITISH INTERESTS. The Demonetization of Hilver Is Discrimina tion Against an American Product—Our Only Belief Is to Tax British Freight and Shipping. We, with our near neighbor, Mexico, are the principal producers of silver., Nearly all the world’s supply oomes from North and South America. Tho production of all Europe is insignificant Until lately neither Great Britain nor any British colony produced any silver. Under these circumstances England saw that by demonetizing silver it would decrease the value of a commodity it did not produce and conversely increase the valne of the goods it wished to sell in American conn tries. Some 14 years ago Germany, which proposed by the aid of protection and subsidies to its mercan tile marine to become an exporting na tion, followed England’s lead and also demonetized silver. Lately England, seeing that wo were staggering under the effort to hold up the price of a product common to bo many American coun tries, tried to give us a coup de grace by demonetizing silver in India. The demonetization of silver in Eng land and Germany was an effort, by discrimination against one of oar prod ucts, to obtain an undue advantage in trade with ns. The demonetization of silver in India was as distinctly a hos tile act as any “order in council” that led to the war of 1812. If even an old pair of Jefferson’s or Jackson’s political breeches were left in the White House, this action of England’s would have been resented as the orders in council were. With these long continued hostilities to one at least of our interests apparent to the whole world and fully under stood by all of onr legislators, a large part of the Democratic party and ap parently all of the Populists propose to reward Great Britain, principally, and Germany by opening our markets to their manufactures, increasing the amount of silver, debased in value by their action, which we will have to ex port to pay for service in transporting our ocean freights and goods received from them. And almost concurrently with the demonetization of silver in In dia by England that unconscionable Judas, Fithian, proposes to reward Great Britain by destroying our ship building industry in favor of British shipbuilders. As he says, his only reason for not trying to hand our coasting and lake trade to the English is his fear that by trying to do too much at first he may not be able to do anything for the interests of the nation to whose capi talists he is so parasitic. All Americans will welcome Senator Lodge’s declaration of opposition to this supersubservient attitude of Great Brit ain’s servants in onr congress and will agree with his reasons for opposition. He says in part: It is England which is today the great ene my of any effort for the restoration of silver to the world’s currency. I do not mean the whole of England, but the bankers and the mighty moneyed interests of London. England is held in her present position by the banking and moneyed interests of London, speaking in a broad and general way. She is in great difficulty with her Indian exchanges She is in great difficulty with her manufac turers. She needs relief. No one who has fol lowed the English newspapers or the discus sion of the Indian currency question can fail to see that the movement in favor of silver is growing in England ail the time. But England is governed in her attitude toward silver solely by her own interests. She is not engaged in maintaining the gold monometallic standard because she is in love with what some persons declare to be an economic truth. She is en gaged in maintaining it because her bankers and her capitalists believe it pays. The rest of the world 6tands either ready or anxious to do something for silver, and the gold monometallic policy of Great Britain now in force among all great civilized nations is, I believe, the great enemy of good business throughout the world at this moment. Therefore it seems to me if there is any way in which we can strike England’s trade or strike her moneyed interest it is our clear pol icy to do it in the interest of silver. Nothing, in my judgment, as the senator from Iowa (Mr. Allison) pointed out the other day, can help England so much in her present difficul ties as to open the markets of this country to her under the proposed tariff bill. The senator advocates striking her with prohibitive duties on the produce of her colonies, saying, “There is only one way to deal with England on this question, and that is to make her feel it in her pocket. ” Possibly, however, the senator is not making his attack on the most vulnera ble point. A differential duty on all goods from England would undoubtedly be unpleasant to that country. But she would not care greatly for the impover ishment of her colonies. Has she not for the past year added to the £16,532,215 in gold drawn from India for imperial taxation an additional sum of £9,946, 200 in silver made absolutely neces sary for exchange by the low value of silver? This low value she has procured She would see all of her colonies bless ed with Ireland’s prosperity with more or less equanimity if it would injure us. The most vulnerable point of attack is her shipping, that Fithian wishes to protect and foster. If we would give no tice of a termination of the convention which prevents us imposing differential duties on imports in British ships, that prevents our imposing differential har bor and dock dues on her shipping, we would see the Indian mints reopened instantly. If Mexico and the silver producing countries of Central and South America, which are invited to increase the taxa- i tion of their people that British bond- j holders may still receive their full tale ! of gold, would combine to lay differen tial charges on the shipping of all coun tries that discriminate against silver, the mints of Great Britain and Germany would fly open to the coinage of silver at any ratio the silver producing coun tries were unanimous in demanding. Then the thinkers, who have been ex plaining that inexorable economic laws prevented the two metals circulating together, would find other occupation;.! for their superfluous labors. Edward P. North, THE BALANCE OF TRADE. Though at Present In Our Favor, It Mnnt Injure Us Later. It has frequently been noted between 1890-3 that England and other European countries were purchasing much less raw cotton from the United States, the idea generally prevailing that this was due to a depression in European trade and in those countries to which Europe sells her goods. During the present <■< >t ton season, however, since Sept. 1, 180:?, England has taken 683.000 bales of cot ton more from ns than she did during the corresponding period of the previous season. Continental Europe has also taken 314,000 bales more up to March 15 than a year ago, thus making aggregate additional purchases in round numbers of 1,000,000 bales more raw cotton than we sold Europe during the first half of the cotton season of 1893-3 than a year ago. Taking the average export value; of cotton per bale at $50, these increased European purchases of raw cotton alone add $50,000,000 to the value of our < im port trade and tend to increase the bal ance of trade largely in our favor. But it is a question whether this increase a our cotton exports can consequently in crease our balance of trade as a fav, v able factor or not. We believe that it. does not. While Enrope has been buy ing more American raw cotton, it ab'> appears that during the same period our home spinners, the American manr - tnrers, have taken 262,000 bales b ■ raw cotton than last year and 6; ; bales less than two years ago. This points to but one conclusion—' the American cotton manufacture making a smaller quantity of c . goods than they did either in It. 1893, and consequently that the aim of capital employed in the cotton i is not so reproductive, and, further, u i both the number of hands employe i n: the mills and the wages paid to them must be smaller. The increased demand for American raw cotton by European countries clear ly points to the fact that in anticipation of the lower duties to be levied under the Wilson bill upon cotton manufac tured goods imported from foreign coun tries the foreign manufacturers are pre paring to lay in a supply of raw ma terial in order that they may be in a position to take advantage of the freer trade offered them by the Wilson bill and supply the American market with cottou goods made in Europe, to the exclusion of American goods, to the det riment of our mills and manufacturers and to the serious injury of our Ameri can labor. Under such conditions as these, which are clear and conclusive, we can certain ly not regard with equanimity any in crease in the balance of trade in our favor, which is gained at a much greater subsequent loss to our industries and our labor. The heavy exports of raw cotton will be only a temporary advantage, be cause later we must pay out two and three times its value for the goods into which that raw cotton is manufactured. —American Economist. The Tariff In the Senate. The cry for prompt action on the tariff question has again been urged in some quarters mainly by those who find them selves doing less business than formerly and who are willing to surrender the great cause anfl. principle of protection for a possible pecuniary gain. This is wrong, entirely and utterly wrong. Should this tessellated tariff become law and go into effect next July, only four months before the congressional elections, the country will be doomed to experience the evil effects of the policy of prostration for a period of nearly four years—certainly till after the great de stroying angel has left the White House. There is no reason why the tessellated tariff should not be further delayed for a few months. There has hitherto been no such great desire to force it upon the people. No special session of congress was deemed necessary for its considera tion. It affects the people and affects them vitally. Any effort made now to rush this measure, before the people have had an opportunity of expressing their will in November, will be a cowardly act. It affects the people. It lowers their wages. Let the people say if they want their wages lowered. Facts For Farmers. The duty on hops on an ad valorem basis of 20 per cent will average from 2 to 8 cents per pound. The farmers of New York state must again be content with from 6 to 10 cents per pound for their hops instead of the 15 and 20 cents they have been getting under the Mc Kinley tariff. But the British beer trust will make more money. Senator Hill should look into this matter. With prime cattle worth less than $10 per head in Australia and meat upon the free list, it is quite possible that we may become an importer of colonial meat. The average value of cattle on American farms Jan. 1 was $14.66, and even if the Canadian farmers are unable to depreci ate the value of onr cattle their Aus tralian cousins may be in a position to do so shortly. An International Hymn. My country, ’tis of thee. Sweet land of liberty, , . Of thee I sing! 1L Land where the w’lieels are tied, I Land where industries died. And to the English side Took rapid wing. My native country, thee, Land to which paupers flee. Thy name I love! I love thy Cleveland frills, Tby no trade tariff bills. The Greshams, Smiths and Mills, j Born from above. Let music swell the breeze! Democrats, to your knees And swell the song! Let those who brought this fate Their medicine take straight And three years longer wait To right the wrong. Our father, Grover C., Mogul of misery. To thee we sing! Bear with us if you can. But if not, like a man. Bay you don’t care a damn For anything. —Norwich Bulletin, - - i HE RECKONED NOT. Undo Hilly Wanted to Oblige the Colonel, but That Wo* Too Much. I was sitting in the office of a cotton ware house with Major Curtis in Selma, Ala., when an old colored man came limping along the platform, and the major called him in and said: “Uncle Billy, I don’t see you very often of late.” “No, sah. I’ze dun gittin slightly feeble ous ’bout moviu around.” “I’ve got about 20 of the nicest little pigs you ever saw in a pen.” “Has yo’?” “And a new lot of chickens.” “H’ml” "Lots of sweet potatoes around now. Un cle Billy.” “Yes. sah.” “And the boys just got the smokehouse filled up the other day.” “Dey did, eh?” “You are a widower yet, aren’t you, un cle?” “Yes, sah—oh, yes.” “Well, I’ve got a mighty fine looking col ored cook now, and you must come down and see her. Just drop in on us any even ing.” “Majah,” said the old man as he vigor ously scratched his head, "I would dun like to obleege you all, but I reckon I won’t come.” “You won’t? Why, what’s the matter?” “I was down dar one night las’ spring to ax yo’r man Jim to lend me two bits. I stepped right into a big b’artrap, an it hung to me till I had to holler. Den yo’ come out to me wid a lantern an a hoss [ w’ip, an de way yo’ did tuck it onto me beat all, honey! I believe suuthin was said ’bout a piece o’ meat lyin dar oa ’bout two chickens in a bag, an if I dun ’member right I didn’t git outer my cabin fur 'bout fo’ weeks after dat episodious. No, majah, I reckon I won’t come down <’*ir. I’ze mighty fond o’yo’, an I kin jes’ taste dem roast pigs an sweet ’taters, but de nigger who puts his foot into a b’artrap twice in one y’ar orter be dun clubbed to death fur a fule.”—Detroit Free Press. Fast Enough. An employee o£ a large granite company was driving from the station with several kegs of blasting powder and dynamite car tridges in his load and overtook a young man walking. Without waiting for an in vitation the pedestrian sprang up into the wagon and sat down upon one of the pow der kegs. He was a talkative young man and be gan at once to make derogatory remarks about the speed of the wagon or the lack of it. “We’re passing everything on the road,” he said cheerily—“that is, everything that is stationary.” Not receiving a reply, he continued, “I was half a mind to hire a landslide or a glacier just for speed, you know, but 1 guess we are doing about as well.” He was silent for some time; then he broke forth again: “I say—stop the horse! The earth is re volving fast enough to get us there.” Just then he prepared to scratch a match on the keg. The driver spoke rather lazily: “If you are goin my way, this is jest as fast as it will lie, but if you want to go straight up at right angles to the road jest light that match on that powder—an you’re there now.” The young man decided to walk.—Youth's Companion. The Difference. A very good story is going the rounds about Jacob Tome, the millionaire bank president, who the other day left a package containing 460,000 in bank notes lying on a car seat. As is well known, his wealth, which is estimated at several millions, was accumulated by hard work and shrewd in vestments. He started life on a raft and at one time during his career was a hostler in Maryland. Some time ago, so the story goes, a friend of his, who had been a fellow hostler in Tome’s early days and who had never risen above that, approached him for the loan of 4350. He was informed that he could have it upon producing proper secur ity. The demand for security incensed Mr. Tome’s hostler friend, and turning to him he said, “Why, dang it, Jake, weren’t you and I hostlers together?” and received the reply, “Yes, and you’re a hostler still.”— Philadelphia Record. . A Caw It I>oen Not Apply To. The Baron—No. Ven ze Frenchman have his honor outrage, he resort not to ze brute feesticuff. He fight ze duel. She—That’s all very well, but supposing a man is really augry and wants to do some damage to the fellow who has injured him? —Life. Sure Fit. “What have you named your new boy?” “William. I wanted to get a name that would be sure to fit.” “I don’t quite catch.” “Why, don’t you see? If he grows up to be a real nice, good kind of a young man, he will be called Willie, and if he should hap* pen to turn out pretty tough he can be call ed Bill.”—Indianapolis Journal. A Suggestion. Mistress—I wish I knew how to haVe my photograph taken so as to please dear Char ley. Familiar Maid—Let me sit for you, Miss Emma.—Texas Siftings. Tlie Street Demon. There are all kinds of people abroad in the street. Of every condition and class. Some jostle and crowd ns whenever we meet And others we peacefully pass. But there’s one we encounter wherever we stray Of whom we’d be gladly bereft— Oh, why doesn’t Providence call him away?— The demon who turns to the left. He seems to take pleasure in dodging about. i To him *tis the highest delight To fill your whole soul with a horrible doubt i If he’ll turn to to the left or the right. In a manner that baffles your reason complete. With a movement both subtle and deft. He’ll manage to knock you clear off your feet— The demon that turns to the left. There’s the woman we all of us frequently meet. With her parasol aimed at our eye. And the cattle who all the while tramp on our feet— They are all pretty hard to get by„ But there’s no other lunatic running around Who so sadly of sense is bereft— No other blamed chump who is quite so pro found As the demon who tarns to the left. —Chicago Journal. i TX-MIE TABLE. GOING EAHT—CKNTHAL TIMK—LEAVER. No. 2, through passenger. 5:40 A. M. No. 4. local passenger.0:10 P.M. No. 70, freight.0:46 A. M. No. 04. freight .4:30 A.M. No. 8U, freight .10:00 A.M. No. 148. freight, made up here. 6:00 A. M. GOING WEST—MOUNTAIN TIMK—LEAVER. No. 3, through passenger.. ..11:516P.M. No. 6, local passst rigor.0:25 P. M. No. 051. freight..6:00 P. M. No. 77. freight...4:» P. M. No. 140. freight, made up here. 0:00 A. M. 1MPKKIAL LINE.—MOUNTAIN TIMK. No. 175, leaves at. 8:00 A. M. No. 176, arrives at. 6:40 P. M. |3F"Note:—No. 63 carries passengers for Stratton, Heiikelman and llalgier. All trains run dally excepting 148, 140 and 176. which run daily except Sunday. No. 51 stops at Henkelman and Wray. No. 2 stops at Indianola, Cambridge and Ar apahoe. No. 80 will carry passengers for Indianola, Cambridge and Arapahoe. Nos. 4.5.148, 140 and 170 carry passengers for all stations. You can purchase at this office tickets to all principal points in the United States and Can ada and baggage checked through to destina tion without extra charge of transfer. For information regarding rates, etc. call on or address C. K. MAONKlt, Agent. HOME SEEKER’S EXCURSIONS. Tell your friends in the east that on May 8th and 29th the Burlington Route will sen round-trip tickets at the one-way rate to points in Nebraska, Kansas,eastern Colorado, southwestern Soutii Dakota and northern Wyoming. Tickets are good for twenty days: allow stop-overs, and will he on sale at all stations east of the Missouri river. Annual meeting American Institute of lUimeoputhy. Denver, Colo., Juno 14 to 28. Annual convention National Republican League, Denver, Colo., June 20. Annual meeting linperiai Council Mystic Shriners, July 24 to 27. Annual meeting League of American Wheel men, Denver, Colo., August 13 to 18. For the above occasions we will sell round (tip tickets to Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo at one fare for the round trip. Tickets on sale June 12 and 13. 23 to 25. July 21 to 23 and Am. uni 9 to 12. inclusive Lransit limits continuous passage in each ilireetion east of Colorado common points. Final limit in each case, thirty days from day of sale. Stop-overs will tie allowed after teaching the first Colorado common point, either on going or returning trip, within Unal limit. C. G. MAGNKK. J. FRANCIS, Agent. G. P. A. WHERE HEALING WATERS FLOW. Hot Springs. Smnh Dakota. is a plsce that everyone should visit. it’s a health resort; the hest, tn the west. It’s a chartnimg place- where pure atr and healing waters put sickness io flight and make anything but perfect health well-nigh an impossibility. Invalids, no matter what their ailment, should give Hot Springs a trial. It’s sure to benefit them, more than likely to cure. How to get there ? Why. by the Rurllngton Route, of course. It's the line. Ask the local agent for full Information or write to the un dersigned for a beautifully Illustrated pam phlet. .1. FRANCIS. G. P. & T. A., Omaha, Neb. Republican Stale League meeting, Lincoln. Nel>., June 12. Tickets on sale June ill to 13, inclusive. Nebraska State Funeral Directors Associa tion, Omaha, June 12 lo 15. Tickets on sale .lone 8 to 15. inclusive. Grand Lodge A. K. and A. M.. Omaha. June 18. Tickets on sale Juue 16 to 18. inclusive. Annual Convention Nebraska Sunday school Association, Fairfield, Neb., June 26 to 28 TieketB on sale to HuHtingB. Neb., June 24 to 28, Inclusive. Sixty-eighth Annual Meeting Congregation* al Home Missionary Society, Omaha, Juno fi to ill, inclusive. Congress Scotch-Irish Association of Amer ica, DcsMoines, Iowa, June 7 to 10. Tickets on sale June5 to 10, inclusive. For the above occasions parties paying full fare going will be returned at one-third lare on presentation of certificate signed by the proper olficer. providing there are one hun dred or more paying full tare in attendance. Take receipt when purchasing tickets. C. E. MAGNER, Agent. SHERIFF’S SALE. By virtue of an order of sale directed to me from the district court of Red Willow county, Nebraska, on a judgment obtained before Hon. 1). T. Welty, judge of the dis trict court of Red Willow county, Nebraska, on the 8tli tlay of May, 1898, in favor of Oliver M. Hyde as plaintiff, and against James A. Piper et al., as defendants, lor the sum of three hundred and seventy-three dollars ($878) and sftventy-two (72) cents, and costs taxed at $28.18, and accruing costs. Ami co-defendant E. E. Atwater on his cross petition obtained a decree for the sum of $820.47; ami co-defendant Joel A. Piper on Itis cross petition obtained a decree lor the sum of $241.25. 1 have levied upon the following real estate taken as the property of said defendants to satisfy said judgments to wit: the northwest quarter of section 3, town. 4, north of range 29, west of the 8th P. M., in Red Willow county, Nebraska. And will offer the same for sale to the high est bidder, for cash in ham], on the 4th tlay of June, A. IX, 1894, in front of ttie south door of the court house, in Indianola, Ne braska, that being the building wherein the last term of court was held, at the hour of I o’clock p. in. of said day, when and where due attendance will be given by the under signed. Hated May 2d, 1894. W. S. Moki.an, E. R. Banks, 50-5t. Attorney. Sheriff of said County. SHERIFF’S SALE. By virtue of an order of sale directed to me from the district court of Red Willow coun ty, Nebraska, oil a judgment obtained before Hon. D. T. Welty, judge of tbe diBtriet court of Red W iliow county, Nebraska, on tbe 7th day of July, 1893, in favor of Francis 3. Stod dard as plaintiff, and against Robert Acker man et al., as defendants, for the sum of lour hundred sixty five i$466) dollars and eighty-four (841 cents, and costs taxed at $34.83. and accruing costs, aDd co-defendants. Burton & Harvey on tbe same date obtained a decree for the sum of $18.86. I have levied upon the following real estate taken as the property of said defendants to satisfy said judgments, to-wit: The northeast quarter of section 27. town. 1. north of range 110. west of the 6th p.m., in Ked Willow county, Nebraska. And will offer tbe same for sale’to the highest bidder, for cash in band, on tbe 4th day of June A. D., 1894, In front of tbe soutb door of tbe court bouse, in Indianola. Nebraska, that i being the building wherein the last term of court was held, at the hour of 1 o’clock p. m. of said day, when and where due attendance will be given by the undersigned. Dated May 2d, 1894. E. R. Banks, W. S. Morlan. Sheriff of said County. Attorney. 50 5t. SHERIFF’S SALE. By virtue of an order of sale directed to me from the district court of Red Willow county. Nebraska, on a judgment obtained before Hon. D. T. Welty. judge of the district court of Red Willow county. Nebraska, on the 19th day of March. 1894, in favor of Josiab.G. Ad ams. administrator, as plaintiff, and against Peter Balms et al.. as defendants, for the sum of eleven hundred and fifty-nine dollars ($1159) and sixty-three (63) cents, and costs taxed at $22 98. and accruing costs. And co-defendants Burton A Harvey on the same date obtained a decree for the sum of $66.35. I have levied upon the following real estate taken as the property of said defendants to satisfy said judgments, to-wit: The northwest quarter of section 3, town. 1, north of range 27. west of the «tb p. m.. in Red Willow coun ty. Nebraska. And will offer the same for sale to the highest bidder, for cash in hand on ihe 4th day of June A. D„ le94, in front of the south door of the court house, in Indian ola. Nebraska, ihat being the building wberem (he last term or court was held, at the hour of I o'clock p. m. of said day. when and where due attendance will be given by the under signed. Dated May 2d, 1894. W. s. MORr.AN. E. R. Banks. S0-5t. Attorney. Sheriff of said County. How would you like to be a kangaroo, or be able to jump like one. but you’ve got piles so bad you can’t. Use Hal ler’s Australian Salve and you’ll get there. For sale by McConnell & Co.