Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report
Chamberlain’s Eye A Skin Ointment.
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyea, Tetter,
Salt Rheum, Scald Head. Old Chronic Sores,
Fever Boros, Eczema, Itch, Prairie Scratches,
Sore Nipples and Piles. It Is cooling and
toothing. Hundreds of cases hatebeen cured
by it arter all other treatment had failed. It
ia put up in 35 and 50 cent boxes. For sale by
George M.Cbenery. Nov.iiO-lyear.
Don’t Tobacco Spit or Smoke Your
Life away Is the truthful and startling title of
a little hook that tells all about No-to-bac,
the wonderful, harmless guaranteed tobacco
habit cure. The cost is triding and the man
who wants to quit and can’t, runs no physical
or financial risk in using No lo bac—Sold by
all druggists. Book al drug stores or by mail
free. The Sterling Remedy Co., Indiana Min
eral Springs, Indiana. Aug. 35—1 yr.
I have been troubled with cbronic
soreeyes for forty-five years, and dur
ing that time have used many differ
ent remedies, but have never found any
that seemed to do me any good, until 1
procured a box of Chamberlain's Eye
and Skin Ointment. I have used only
about one-third of the box, and can
truthfully say I have never had my eyes
feel as well, or look as well as they do
now. I expect to cure th|jui entirely
with the ointment. Ben Heath, Dow
City, Iowa. 25 cent boxes for sale by
McConnell & Co.
Rail Road Notes.
J. Hailey of Batavia, N. Y., conduct
or on N. Y. C. railway, and one of the
best known men on the road, says of
Parks’ Tea: For ten years 1 have suf
fered from constipation. Tried every
thing and found nothing of lasting val
ue. Hearing so many talking of Parks’
Tea I tried it without much hope. The
first dose moved my bowels easily and
now 1 am cured. It works like magic.
Sold by McMillen.
During an epidemic of whooping
cough at DeWitt, Iowa, a prominent
family there bought a fifty-cent bottle
of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy for
their children. It proved so satisfactory
that they recommended it to their neigh
bors; and they in turn to others. In
less than a week’s time the druggist,
Mr. C. V. Baxter, was having an im
mense run on it. The medicine is still
the maiu reliance in that vicinity for
coaghs, colds, croup and whooping
cough. Mr. Baxter says: “It sells
on its merits.” For sale by McConnell
& Co.
SAY! ,
When a man pounds his thumb, he
puts it in his mouth and says * * * *
get me Haller’s Pain Paralyzer, quick
now. For sale by McConnell & Co.
GUARANTEED CURE.
We authorize our advertised drug
gists to sell Dr. King’s New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
upon this condition: If you are afflict
ed with a cough, cold or any lung,
throat or chest trouble, and will use
this remedy as directed, giving it a fair
trial, and experience no benefit, you
may return the bottle and have your
money refunded. WTe could not make
this offer did we not know that Dr.
King’s New Discovery could be relied
on. It never disappoints. Trial bot
tle free at McMilleu’s drug store.
Large size 50c. and $1.
BUCKLIN’S ARNICA SALVE.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required, i
It is guaranteed to g^ye perfect satis
faction or money refunded. Price 25
cents per box, at McMilled's.
We are printing the date to which
each subscriber has paid his subscrip
tion to The Tribune along with the
address. Watch the date and you will
know if you are in arrears. If you are
please come and see us.
North Pole, Dec. 25, 1892.
Haller Proprietary Co:—Bo sure and
send me a lot of Haller’s Sure Cure
Cough Syrup. I get lots of letters
from the children asknig for it. For
sale by McConnell & Co.
WHEN HANNIBAL,
The great elephant, got a sore foot they
used Haller s Barb Wire Liniment and
cured it up in four days. For sale by
McConnell & Co.
ARE YOU GETTING DEAF?
THE FOLLOWING EXPLAINS WHY, AND
SHOWS THE REMEDY'.
Mr. W. D. Stokes, Baton Rouge, La.,
writes: “I had chronic catarrh very
badly, noise in the ears, and nearly
deaf. I used your Pe-ru-na according
to directions, and am now well; can
hear the tick of a watch ten fact.
Your Pe-ru-na is wonderful medicine.”
Catarrhal deafness is always due to
catarrh of the throat passing up through
the eustachian tubes to the middle ear.
The catarah in rare instances originates
in and remains confined to the middle
ear. The symptoms are: Roaring,
cracking, buzzing in the ears, with
gradually increasing difficulty in hear
ing. If not cured the hearing will be
entirely destroyed. When the case
has not already gone tod far before the
treatment is begun Pe-runa wili cure
every case. It is only after the catarrh
has destroyed portions of the middle
ear that Pe-ru-na fails to cure. All
such cases should write to Dr. Hartman,
Columbus, Ohio, for further advice.
A book on la grippe, coughs, colds,
catarrh, etc., will be sent free to any
address by The Pe-ru-na Drug Manu
facturing Company of Columbus, Ohio.
Mr. Wm. Westlake, a prominent
farmer and breeder of thorough bred
horses, living near Avoca. Neb., was so
badly injured by being thrown from his
sulky, as to be unable to raise his hand
to his head. After using numerous lin
iments and consulting several physi
cians without getting any relief, he
asked me if I knew of auythiug that
would help him. I recommended
Chamberlain’s Pain Balm, which he
used, and within two weeks he had en
tirely recovered the use of his arm. I
consider Chamberlain's Pain Balm the
greatest preparation ever produced for
sprains, bruises, deep-seated and mus
cular pains, burns and scalds.—J . J.
La Grange, Druggist, Avoca, Neb.
50 cent bottles for sale by McConnell
& Co
Distemper—Cause and Treatment
Is the title of our little book which
tells all about one of the most loath
some and dangerous diseaaec affecting
horses, sheep, and dogs, with unques
tionable proof of the merits of Craft’s
Distemper and Cough Cure in the treat
ment of the same. Sent free by ad
dressing The Wells Medicine Co., La
Fayette Ind. The remedy is sold by
McConnell.
CURE FOR HEADACHE.
As a remedy for all forms of head
ache Electric Bitters has proved to be
the best. It effects a permanent cure
and the most dreaded habitual sick
headaches yield to its influence.
We urge all who are afflicted to procure
a bottle, and give this remedy a fair
trial. In cases of habitual constipation
Electric Bitters cures by giving the
needed tone to the bowels, and few
cases long resist the use of this medi
cine. Try it once. Large bottles only
50 cents at McMillen's drng store,
Morris’ English Worm Powder,
A specific remedy for worms; warrant
ed to cure the worst case of worms
known, or money refunded. Knocks
pin worms in horses every time. Also
good for all kinds of worms in horses,
sheep and dogs. Price 50 cents at all
drug stores, or postpaid by mail. The
Wells Medicine Co., LaFayette. In
diana. Sept. 8—1 vr.
It Does Not Cost Anything
To try Parks’ Sure Cure. A specific
cure of all diseases peculiar to women.
Ask your druggist our guarantee plan.
Sold by McMillen.
Dr. Humphrey's new specific for the
Grippe is meeting with a phenominal
sale. A sure cure—almost infallible,
euring 99 cases out of 100. For sale
by all druggists.
Awarded Highest Honors World’s Fair.
The only Pore Cream of Tartar Powder.—No Ammonia; No Alnm.
Used in Millions of Homes—40 Years the Standard.
IN CHICAGO'S SLUMS.
The Cent Lodging Houici Where Chain*
Take the Place of Bed*.
Finding a lodging place for the night
when one has but 5 cents--an ordinary
street car faro nickel—is no easy job.
Lodging houses where the beds rent for
10 cents hold as grimly to tariff prices
as a coal combine in arctic weather
would do. It is a case of fiat money
with those people. If they had 500 beds
and but five lodgers, the sixth could not
get an abatement, even though his flesh
were dropping from his bones with
frost. "No pay, no bed," is the motto,
and they stick to it.
Nowadays dimes are being with
drawn from circulation. At least the
people who are forced into begging
them report that to be the state of the
money market. Two nickles make a
dime, it is true, and so do 10 pennies,
but there seems to be a bear movement
in small coins, and this form of cur
rency also is hard to get, especially so
for those who either can’t, don’t or
won’t work for it.
As a matter of fact there are many
hundred persons in Chicago every night
who cannot purchase a lodging for lack
of means and who stay out so late that
access to the station houses is denied
because they are already overcrowded.
These people will then sleep anywhere.
All they want is cover from the night.
That can be had in Chicago for 5
cents. But the lowest tramp, if for
tune favored him with a dime, would
shrink with horror from lodging in
such a place. There are one or two
places of the kind in Chicago, and they
are hard to find. When found, they are
the very apotheosis of degradation, dirt
and dinginess. Beside the 5 cent places
those where admittance is a dime are
palaces. For 5 cents the lodger is al
lowed the privilege of a chair until
morning — simply that and nothing
more.
The keepers of such places form the
lowest elements of society. They do
not treat their patrons as humans, nor
yet as beasts of the field. The 5 cent
wretch becomes an object for blows and
kicks. When his nickel enters the greasy
pocket that gapes for it, he is then an
atom of squalor, and he is treated ac
cordingly.
Recently the Atlas hotel was visited.
It is probably the worst lodging house
in Chicago. The prices begin at 5 cents
and run to 15 cents. It is located on
Custom House place a few yards from
Van Buren street. On one side of it is
a stable: There the horses get clean
straw every night for bedding. On the
other side is a deserted church, which
has been purchased and which will be
shortly converted into another lodging
house. Amid such surroundings the
poor fellow who has but a nickel is al
lowed to stay over night. He can sit on
a three legged chair, or he can lie down
on the floor. In either event he is forced
to sleep with another man half cover
ing him, for every night the filthy cel
lar is crowded.—Chicago Inter Ocean.
Chicago Streets.
“Great city,” said the stranger re
flectively. “Wonderful city! The build
ings are magnificent, the boulevards are
superb and the hotels are unsurpassed,
but—but why don’t you name your
streets?”
“Name our streets!” exclaimed the
Chicagoan. “We do. You can’t find a
street in the city without a name. ’ ’
“Well, then,” went on the stranger,
“why not derive some benefit fiom it?
Why should there be any secrecy about
it? Why not treat all streets alike? Why
put the name of one street on the cor
ner lamppost and not the name of the
next? And why not have some uniform
ity about it?” he continued, warming
np to bis subject. “ Why tack the name
of one street onto a building, put the
next on a lamppost, the third half way
np an electric light post, the fourth
clear at the top of it and have no sign
at all for the fifth?”—Chicago Post.
Senators In the Barber’s Chair.
A workman in the senate barber shop
in Washington is credited with saying
that the senators are “the most peace
ful” men to shave he has ever met
though some of them are particular.
One senator, he says, he has twice shav
ed three times in one day, not becanse
his beard grows so fast, but because the
senator “likes the sensation.” Another
senator * ‘ has a pair of little side whis
kers of which he is fond and to which
he devotes any amount of attention.”
He did not reveal all this to any sena
tor, and to the helpless man to whom it
was communicated he said with a de
spairing tone, “You know we are not
allowed to talk to our senatorial cus
tomers unless they talk to us first. ” Who
would not wish to be a United States
senator while being shaved?—Chicago
Tribune.
After the Wedding.
“How soon should calls upon a bride
be made?” is a question that has been
frequently asked. Calls upon a bride
should be made very soon after her re
turn from her wedding trip, if no day
for such has been designated, and as
immediate a visit must be paid to her
mother or person at whose house the re
ception was held. The bride returns
her calls soon and so far as possible in
the order in which they are made. Her
neglect to acquit herself of these debts
would be inexcusable, and a person so
careless would deserve to be socially
forgotten.—Detroit Free Press.
Rather Uncomfortable.
The following notice is posted in the
pension office at Washington:
Members of the medical division are
forbidden to have their hatscr clothing
on preparatory to leaving this office be
fore 4 o’clock. Any one breaking this
rule will be charged with a demerit of
IS minutes.
It is perhaps not strictly our busi
ness, but we should think it would be
rather uncomfortable for the clerks of
the medical division to work all day
without any clothing.—New York Trib
une.
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The
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Bank
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Incorporated JJndei State Laws.
Paid Up Capital $50,000. Surplus $10,000.
DOES A GENERAL
l3an(ung - lousiness.
Collections made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn on
principal cities of Europe. Taxes paid
for non-residents.
Tickets for Sale to ami from Europe.
- OFFICERS:
V. FRANKLIN, President. A. C. EBERT. Cashier.
-CORRESPONDENTS:
The First National Bank, Lincoln, Nebraska.
The Chemical National Bank, New York City.
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AUTHORIZED CAPITAL,
$100,000.
CAPITAL AND SURPLUS*
$60,000.
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OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS.
GEORGE HOCKNELL, President. B. M. FREES. Free President. W. F. LAWSON, Cashier.
A. CAMPBELL. FRANK HARRIS.
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$100 REWARD, $100.
The reader of this paper will be
pieased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cuie in all its stages, and
that is catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to the
medcial fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease, requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure
is taken internally, aeting directly on
the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the founda
tion of the disease, and giving the
patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature iu do
ing its work. The proprietors have so
much faith in its curative powers, that
they offer One Hundred Dollars for
any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of testimonials. Address
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. 0.
E^"Sold by druggists.
We Guarantee
That no horse will ever die of colic,
bots, or conjestion of the stomach if
Morris' English Stable Powder is used
regularly two or three times a week.
If fed to cows it will increase the quan
tity of the milk and cream one-third,
and will keep both in good healthy con
dition. 25 cedts. Sold Dy McConnell
& Co.
Lire and Learn.
It is estimated that there are two
million chickens hatched in the United
States every year, but not more than
one-half of these reach the size for
market. Cholera, gapes, pip, etc., kill
millions every year. All these dis
eases are quickly cured by the use of
Wells’ Hoosier Poultry Powder 25
cents. For sale by McConnell & Co.
Afraid of Pneumonia.
Mrs. Catherine Black, of LeRoy, N.
Y., took a severe cold. The physician
feared pneumonia. She took one bot
tle of Parks’Cough Syrup and says:
“It acted like magic. Stopped my
cough and I am perfectly well now.
I recommend to everyone for throat
and lung trouble as I believe it saved
my life.” Sold by McMillen.
A Merciful Man
Is merciful to his horse, and every
horse-owner shonld have a bottle of
Morris' English Stable Liniment as a
part of his ready and useful outfit. A
safe and speedy cure for barbed-wire cuts,
wounds, galls, scratches, sore shoulders
and back, sweeney, puffs, poll evil and
all blemishes. There is nothing else
like it. Price 50 cts. and $1.00. sold
by McConnell & Co.
Craft’s Distemper and Cough Cure.
A safe preventive and positive cure
for distemper, coughs, etc., in horses,
sheep and dogs. Has stood the test of
frequent use in every portion of the
country, and will do precisely what is
claimed for it, as those who have used
it will cheerfully testify. Price 50 cts.
and $1.00. For sale by McConnell
& Co. _
S. B. Bashford of Carthage, S. D.,
was taken sick in Sioux City. He
procured two bottles of Parks' Sure
Cure for the Liver and Kidneys. He
says: “I helieve Parks’ Sure Cure ex
cells all other medicines for rheumatism
and urinary disorders.”
The Prettiest Girl in Town
Has been using Parks' Tea and she
says; ‘ My complexion is much im
proved. That muddy look is all gone.
1 take a cup of Parks’ Tea three nights
a week and feel just elegant.” Sold
by McMillen.
Outing Costumes for Ladies.
French outing costumes have a skirt
perfectly plain. Some models, however,
with overdresses and draperies are also
popular. Many a short, full coat has a
double-breasted vest, cut lower than
last year. Some new importations have
also full cross skirts set on. The very
long coat is still seen. As for the
jackets, the “Gaecon de cate" and new
varieties of the “Eton” jackets are the
favorites. Tnese are made particularly
attractive and stylish by reveres aud
cape effects, which are produced in
many novelties.
These items of fashion are taken
from the McDowell Fashion Journals,
which as usual contain an endless vari
ety of models. They also offer $1.00
worth of patterns as a premium for a
yearly subscription to either of these
journals except “La Mode” which only
gives 50 cents worth of patterns as a
premium. The subscription price of
“La Mode de Paris” and “Paris Album
of Fashion” is only $3.50 a year for
each or 35 cents a per copy. “The
French Dressmaker” is $3.00 per an
num or 30 cents per copy. “La Mode,”
the best family magazine in America,
only costs $1.50 for a year’s subscrip
tion or 15 cents a copy. If you are
unable to procure any ol these publi
cations from your newsdealer, do not
take any substitute from him but apply
by mail to Messrs. A. McDowell & Co.,
4 West 14th Street, New York.
Cochran & Co. have the largest
and completest stock of standard
farm machinery to be found in
Red Willow county. Look them
over and get prices.
Children Cry for Pitcher’s Castoria,
In the Days of Our Grandmothers,
Sulphur and molasses reigned su
preme in the springtime. Nowadays
we take Humphrey’s Specific No. 10
for dyspepsia, and all stomach troubles,
keeping the blood pure, so that no
spring dosing is necessary. For sale
by druggists.
Why Do You Cough?
Do you not know that Parks’ Cough
Syrup will cure it? We guarantee every
bottle. There are many cough syrups
but we believe Parks’ is the best and
most reliable. Sold by McMillen.
GIVE THE BOYS
A chance to be strong and healthy,
feed them with good plain food and
keep their blood in good order with
Haller’s Sarsaparilla and Burdock and
who knows but they will be president
or alderman. For sale by McConnell
& Oo.
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.
A. J. BITTENHOUSE. C. H. BOTLE.
RITTENHOUSE & BOYLE,
ATTORNEYS - AT LAW
McCOOK. NEB.
J. E. KELLEY,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
AGENT LINCOLN LAND OO.
MCOOOK. - - NEBRASKA.
OrriCE: In rearof First National Bank.
THE MILTs POWER CURES.
HUBS PH KEYS'
That tho diseases of domestic ani
| mala, IIokses, Cattle, Shef.i\ Dogs,
f lions, and Poultry, are cured by
Hninphreys' Veterinary Speci
fics, is as true as that people ride on railroad*,
send messages by telegraph, or sew with sewing
machines. It Is as Irrational to bottle, ball and
bleed animals in ordc*r to cure them, as it Is to
take passage in a sloop from New York to Albany.
Used La the best stables and recommended by
the U. S. Army Cavalry Officers.
ty~500 PAGE BOOK on treatment andcareo*
Domestic Animals, and stable chart
mounted on rollers, sent free.
VETERINARY
CURES j Fevers, Congestions, Inflammation*
A. A. I Spinal Meningitis, Milk Fever.
B. B.—Strains, Lameness, Rheumatism
C# C.—Distemper, Nasal Discharges,
D. D.—Dots or Grubs, Worms.
K.—Coughs, Heaves, Pneumonia.
F. F.—Colic or Gripes, Bellyache.
G. G.—Miscarriage, Hemorrhages.
H. H.—Urinary and Kidney Diseases.
I. I. —Eruptive Diseases, Mange.
J> K..—Diseases of Digestion.
Stable Case, with Specifics, Manual,
Vet. Cure Oil and Med lea tor, $7.00
Price, Single Bottle (over 50 doses), • .60
SPECIFICS.
Sold by Druggists; or Sent Prepaid anywhere
and in any quantity on Beceipt of Prioe.
HUMPHREYS’ MEDICINE CO.,
Corner William and John Sts., New York.
HU H PEBEYS’
HOMEOPATHIC f%
SPECIFIC No. 60
In use *10 years. The only successful remedy for
Nervous Debility, Vital Weakness,
and Prostration, from over-work or other causes.
$1 per vial, or 5 vials and large vial powder, for $5.
8®W by Dnureist*, or sent postpaid on receipt of price
HUMPHREYS’ MEDICINE CO.,
Corner William and John Sts.. New York.
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Graying in all its Branches.
iSs^Sand Hauling. Safe Moving
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IS”JOeave orders at coal yards, and at res
idence, No. 206 Madison street, between
Dennison and Dodge streets, McCook.
S. H. COLVIN,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Real Estate, Collections,
Loans and Insurance.
McCook. Nraw*SK<.
R A. COLE,
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MERCHANT - TAILOR
CF WcCOOK.
Has just received a new stock of CLOTHS
and TRIMMINGS. If you want a good fitting
suit made at the very lowest prices for good
work, call on him. Shop first door west of
Barnett’s Lumber Office, on Dennison stseet.
J. A. GUNN,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
McCOOK.NEBRASKA.
^yOFriCE—Fiont rooms over Lowrnan &.
Son’s store. Residence-402, McFariand st.,
two blocks north of McEntee hotel. Proaapt
attention to all calls.
—TV. V. GAGE,—
Physician & Surgeon,
MoCOOK. NEBRASKA.
BVOffice Hours: 9 to 11. a. m.. * to 6 and
7 to 9. p. m Room? over First National bank.
^f~Nigbt calls answered at office.
Children Cry for Pitcher’s Castoria.