The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, March 23, 1894, Image 7
Chamberlain't Eye A Skin Ointment. A certain cure for Chronic Bore Eye*. Tetter, Balt Kbeum. Scald Head. Old Chronic Sorea, Fewer Boros, Eczema, Itch, Prairie Scratches, Bore Nipple* and Pile*. It I* cooling sod •nothing. Hundred* of oases have been cured by It arter all other treatment had failed. It is put up In 26 and 60 cent boxes. For sale by George M.Cbenery. Now-20-lyear. Don’t Tobacco Spit or Smoke Your Life away Is tbo truthful and startling title or a little book that tells all about No-to-bao, the wonderful, harmless guaranteed tobacco habit oure. The cost Is trifling and tbe man who wants to quit and can't, runs no physical Or fluanolal risk In using. No- to bac—Bold by all druggists. Book at drug stores or by mall free. The Sterling Remedy Co., Indiana Min eral Springs, Indiana. Aug. 86—lyr. A New Entertainment—“A rab bit buut were tbe mysterious words ou the invitations issued by a society baoh elor for a few intimate men and women friends lo pass an eveniug with. Some of tbe uninitiated did not realize the full significance of the occasion how ever, until, alter some excellent music and a game of progressive hearts, small tables were brought in, each equipped with a chafing dish and the other para phernalia and ingredients for a genu ine Welsh rarebit, which expert mem bers of a popular chafing-dish olub pro ceeded to concoct. Favors for the ladies were toy rabbits filled with the dainty oonfections which it is au fait to carry in tiny silver bonbonnieres. About midnight a ghost story was call ed for, which- was thrillingly told by a dramatio raoonteur, with the lights ef fectively low; but whether some mis creant, as at one memorable ghost story party, suddenly turned up a light at an unexpected moment and disclosed things intended to be strictly entre deux, is a point about which all tbe guests are suspiciously reticent.—From “Chat,” in Demorest’s Magazine for April. More serious sickness is produced by allowing the bowels to remain in a tor pid or partially constipated condition than from any other cause. In many instances diseases are produced from which people never wholly recover. Dyspepsia, piles and nervous disorders are*three of the most common and most serious. They are caused by neglect ing the bowels, and can be prevented by an occasional doBe of St. Patrick’s pills, which always produoe a pleasant cathartic effect, and not only physic, bat cleanse the whole system and regu late the liver and bowels. 25 cents per box for sale by MoConnell & Go. / Owe it To suffering humanity to tell the great benefit my wife has received from Parks’ Sure Cure, the truly great liver and kidney oure. She has been con stitutionally wreoked for several years. Tried everything fruitlessly. After a large amount of persuasion from my druggist, baoked by his guarantee, 1 bought a bottle of Parks Sure Cure and the results are more than wonderful. W. P. Bayes, Omaha, Nebraska. 8old by McMillen. Will Wake Heat Lay. Wells’ Hoosier Poultry 'Powder is the greatest egg produoer known. A small sum expended for it will pay one hundred per cent on the cost in an in ereased amount of eggs, as it furnishes all the material neoessary for their con struction, and keeps the hen in a good, healthy condition. Price 25 cents. Sold hy McConnell. Speech is silypr in Colorado, and Louisiana’s sweetheart is sugar. One My Sirs She had been troqblcd for years with a baching cough. Had many doctors and tried fifty cough cures, but grew worse all the time. She finally tried Parks’ Cough Syrup and found imme diate relief. It begins at the bottom of the disease and is the best cough remedy on the market Refer any suf ferer to Mrs. W. J. Fahey, Le Roy, N. T. Sold by MoMillen. To Hone Owners. For putting a horse in a fine and healthy condition use Morris’ English Stable Powders. They tone up the system, aid in digestion, cure loss of appetite, relieve constipation, correct kidney disoiders and destroy worms, giving new life to an old or over-worked horse. 25 cents per paokage, 5 for $1. Sold by McConnell. IT MAY DO AS MUCH FOR YOU. Mr. Frederick Miller, of Irving, III., writes that he had a severe kidney srouble for many years, with severe pains in his hack, and also that his bladder was affected. He tried many so-called kidney cures but without any good result. About a year ago he be gan the use of Eieotrio Bitters and fouud relief at once. Electric Bitters are especially adapted to tbe cure of all liver and kidney troubles and often gives almost instant relief. One trial will prove our statement. Price only 50c for large bottle. At McMillen’s drug store. Persons troubled with rheumatism should read the following from Mrs. N. M. Peters, of East Des Moines, Iowa. She says: “I had suffered with rheu matism the greater part of the time for nearly seven years. At times I was almost helpless. 1 doctored a great deal for it with physicians, and tried electric delts, patent medicines and al most everything that is recommended for rheumatism. Finally a neighbor advised me to try Chamberlain’s Pain Balm, and was so sure that it would help me that I procured a bottle. And it did help me, right from the start, but it took five fifty-cent bottles to cure me, so you can guess how bad I was, as one or two bottles will cure any or dinary case. For sale by McConnell. Morris’ English Worm Powder, A specific remedy for worms; warrant ed to care the worst case of worms known, or money refunded. Knocks pin worms in horses every time. Also good for all kinds of worms in horses, sheep and dogs. Price 50 cents at ail drug stores, or postpaid by mail. The Wells Medicine Co., LaFayette, In diana. Sept. 8—1 vr. Distemper—Cause and Treatment Is the title of our little book which tells all about one of the most loath some and dangerous diseaaeo affecting horses, sheep, and dogs, with unques tionable proof of the merits of Craft’s Distemper and Cough Cure in the treat ment of the same. Sent free by ad dressing The Wells Medicine Co., La Fayette Ind. The remedy is sold by McConnell. BUCKLIN’S ARNICA SALNE. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satis faction or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box, at McMilled’s. A hoodoo—the due bill. Liver and Kidney Cure. Parks’ Sure Core is the only guaran teed remedy. Its action is quick and positive. Will stop that back-aehe and sick head-ache. A positive specific for alt diseases of women. Why suffer when it will cure you? Sold hy McMil len, the druggist How’s Your Horso? Morris’ English Stable Liniment will positively cure his lameness, sprains, bunches, swe«ney, galls, puffs, pool evil, scratches, callouses, barbed-wire cuts, and flesh wounds of every description. No other preparation epuals it for promptness, safety and economy. Price 50 cents and $1. Sold by McConnell AH Ills That Pills Are good for are treated more suc cessfully by Parks’ Tea. It is not a cathartic, no griping or pain, yet moves the bowels every day. Guaranteed by MoMillen. We are printing the date to which each subscriber has paid his subscrip tion to The Tribune along with the address. Watch the date and you will know if you are in arrears. If you are please come and See us. Dr. Humphrey’s new specific for the Grippe iB meeting with a phenominal sale. A sure cure—almost infallible, curing 99 cases out of 100. For sale by all druggists. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. Awarded Highest Honors World’s Fair. CHEAP REAQIMG MATTER. Improvements in Machinery and Large Volumes of Business Responsible. There never was a time when news papers were an good anil so cheap m they ire uow. When TtfB STATE Journal began mailing their paper twice a week at the same old price of' One Dollar, tiie enterprise was hailed with delight, and tens of thousands of new names have been added to the list. The Semi-Weekly Journal has made a contract with The Chicago Weekly Inter Ocean whereby it can send both papers a whole year for $1.25. Ibis gives readers three papers a week—Two Journals and one Inter Ocean. It is simply wonderful the way orders are rolling in for this offer. The Journal and the New York Weekly Tribune are also $1.25 per year. Gov. Furnas has charge of The Journal’s agricultural department, and I. L. Lyman ib the poultry editor, which makes it unnecessary for Jour nal readers to take farm or poultry papers. Its news features are away ahead of the old-fashioned weeklies giving telegraphio news' and market reports several days ahead of the week lies. Annin’s Washington correspon dence is a big feature. There is no question about your getting a big Dol lar’s worth. The Journal’s $1.90 offer is a hum mer: The Journal, Inter Ooean, Nebraska Defender, Womankind, and American Farm News, five papers a year for $1.90. To any one who will pend The Journal three new subscribers with $3.00, the paper will be sent a whole year free. Sample copies and premi um list sent free to any address. Send your orders to Nebraska State Journal, Lincoln, Neb. The egotist has no use for the dotted i—he inflicts capital punishment on his readers. _ “There is little in woman’s advice, yet he that won’t take it is not over wise,” says Cerventes. This proverb ii most aptly illustrated in the follow ing item: During the fall of 1882, while my dau{ hter was teaching in the country near here, she contracted a severo cold and cough. I sent her a bottle of the Chamberlain Cough Remedy, and the effect was so satisfactory, that on her recommendation the entire neighbor hood began its use, and with the most satisfactory results, which has contin ued with increasing confidence ever since.—J. H. Reinhart, Druggist, Al ton. Kansas. 50 cent bottles for sale by McConnell & Co. Rounders are seldom on the square. A QUARTER CENTURY TEST. For a quarter of a century Dr. King’s i New Discovery haB been tested, and the millions who have received benefit from its use testify to its wonderful curative powers in all diseases of the throat, chest and lungs. A remedy that has stood the test so long and that has given so universal satisfaction is no experiment Each bottle is posi tively guaranteed to give relief, or the money will be refunded. It is admitted to be the most reliable for ooughs and colds. Trial bottles free at McMillen’s drug store. W. I. Church, of Staunton Post, G. A. R., says: “I have tried nearly every cough remedy but have found nothing to compare with Parks’ Cough Syrup. There is nothing on earth like it for bronchitis. I have suffered ever since my discharge from the army and Parks’ Cough Syrup is the only remedy that has ever helped me. ”—Sold by A. Mc Millen. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. Mrs. N. Weyette, the Genesee coun ty treasurer of tbe W. C. T. U. and a very influential worker in the cause of women, says: “ 1 have used Parks’ Tea, and find it is the best remedy I have ever tried for constipation. It re quires smaller doses and is more thorough. I shall use nothing else in future.” Sold by A. McMillen. Parks’ Sure Cure is a positive speci fic for women who are all “ran down” and at certain times are troubled by backaches, headaches, elo. Sold by A. McMillen. Sheriff’s Sale. By virtue of an order of sale directed to me from the district court of Bed Willow county, Nebraska, on a judgment obtained before Hon. D.T. Welty. judge of the dlstnot court of Bed Willow county. Nebraska, on the 18tb day of December. 1893. In favor of George A. Dewey as plaintiff, and against Elbert J. Hen derson et al.. as defendants, for the snm of five hundred sixty-eight ((588.00) dollars and ninety-eight (98) cents, and costs taxed at (22.18 and accruing oosts, and Burton k Harvey on tbe same day on their cross-petition having obtained a decree forthesumof (33 25. I bave levied upon the following desanbed itate taken as tbe property of said de lta to satisfy said judgment, to-wit: Tbe ilf of the northwest quarter and the west :he northeast quarter of section tweo . In township two, north of range nine, west of the 6th P. M.. in Bed county. Nebraska. And wUl offer the 1 sale to tbe highest bidder, for cash on the 13th day of March, A. D.. UN. T the south door of tbe oourt house ila. Nebraska, that being tbe build bereln the last term pf court Was held, hour of one o’olook; P. M.. of said day. id where due attendance will be given undersigned. Dated February 1. UN. s&stfEsSsr-nsr" The Citizens Bank of McCook. Incorporated Under State Laws. Paid Up Capital $50,000. Surplus $10,000. DOBS A GENERAL f&anfting % business. Collections made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn on principal cities of Europe. Taxes paid for non-residents. Tickets for Sale to and from Europe. -OFFICERS: V. FRANKLIN, President A. C. EBERT, Cashier. -CORRESPONDENTS: The First National Bank, Lincoln, Nebraska. The Chemical National Bank, New York City. Tfte First National ©anf?. AUTHORIZED CAPITAL, I $100,000. I CAPITAL AND SURPLUS^ $60,000. -mmm OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS. GEORGE HOCKMELL, President. B. M. FREES, Vice President. IV. F. LAWSON, Cashier. A. CAMPBELL. FRANK HARRIS. WHAT BETSY ANN SAYS. Says she: “That air gal of Dekin Pogratn, she don’t know—why she just don’t know pntty, she don't. There’s that air gal, she burned her hand aw ful, so she did, and instead of a puttin’ on Haller’s Australian Salve whicb ud tuck all the fire right straight out and jist made it git well right off, so it jist would, why she jist put on lots of stuff and—and—you jist bet she'll know better next time. For sale by McCon nell & Co. “If you don’t look better, feel bet ter, eat better and sleep better, bring it back.” That is what we say when we sell a bottle of “Parks’ Sure Cure.” If you are not feeling just right, if your bead aches; your back aches;your stomach distresses you; if you are “out of sorts” and don’t kuow what the trouble is, why don’t you try a bottle on this guaranteed plan? “We will take the ohances if you will take the medicine.”—Sold by A. McMillen. I want you to understand, John Henry, that you ain’t to drink that Haller’s Sarsaparilla all up; I got it for pap and me. Pap he sez—mam— yon go down and git a bottle of Hal ler’s Sarsaparilla and Burdock and git over feeling so tired and bad and git rid of all them pimples. So let that alone now. For sale by L. W. McCon nell & Co. If four boys and two girls coughing 16 times a minute can be cured with one bottle of Haller’s Sure Cure Cough Syrup, how many bottles will it take to cure four girls and two boys coughing 9 times each a minute. A Tommy Tupper book for each solution. Haller Prop. Co., Blur, Neb. For sale by L. W. McConnell & Co. _ When Baby was siok, wo gave har OMtoria. When she was a Child, die cried for Ogdona. When die became Mas, ahe ofamg to Oadoris. When aha had Children, ahe garo them Caatoria. What is it? It is a bottle. What is in the bottle? Syrup. Why do I see it in so many houses? Because everybody likes it What is it for? For ooughs, colds, croup, whooping cough and consumption. What is its name? Parks’ Congh Syrup. This is to certify that I have been using Chamberlain’s Eye and Skin Ointment for salt rheum, and find it all yon reoommend it to be. In fact it is the best I have ever used.—James McGarvin, Albion, Idaho. For sale by MoConnell & Co. We have yet to find any case of barb wire cut that Haller’s Barb Wire Lini ment will not cure. We absolutely guarantee it and McConnell & Co. will refund the cash for all proving unsat isfactory. The Haller Proprietary Co. It Curas. Parks’ Gough Syrup will cure oolds, coughs, croup and whooping cough. The standard home remedy in thousands of families for all lung diseases. Guar anteed by McMillen. A eup of Parks’ Tea at night moves the Dowds in the morning without pain or disoomfort. Sold by A. McMillen. His Second Wifa Told him the secret of her very good health. She used Parks tea every night Sold by MeMillen. Children Cry for Pftahor’s Cmtortf DO YOU RE«D THE MOK THE? The Leading Weekly in West ern Nebraska. $1.50 A YEAR IN ADVANCE DO YOU KEEP IT IM THE HOUSE? PERRY DAVIS’ PAIN-KILLER Will Cure Cramps, Colic, Cholera Morbus and all Bowel Complaints. PRICE, 25c., 50cm and $1.00 A BOTTLE. You Win Find Legal Blanks, Stationer). Pens, Ink, Blank Books, Letter Files and Copying Books, Writing Tablets, Etc., Etc., Etc., At THE TRIBUNE.