Highest of all in Leavening Power—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report. ABSOLUTELY PURE Chamberlain’s Eye & Skin Ointment A certain cure fur f'hmiiie Sore Ryes. Teller, Salt Khcuin. Scald Head. Old Ohronio Sores, Fever Horen. Rc/.cmn, Itch. PrMirie Scratches. 8oro Nipples and Files. It in cooling and toothing. Hundred* of cases hn\e been cured by it after all other treatment had failed. If It put up in 25 amt 50 cent boxen. For pale by George M.Clienery. Nov.2(i-lyear. Don’t Tobacco Spit or Smoke Your Life away ip the truthful and startling title of a little book that teila all about No-to-hac, the wonderful, harmless guaranteed tobacco habit cure. The cost in trilling and the man who wants to quit, and can’t, runs no physical •r financial risk in lining No hac—Sold by all druggists. Kook at drug stores or by mail free. The Sterling Kemcdy Co.. Indiana Min eral Springe, Indiana. Aug. 25—1 yr. / Owe it To suffering humanity to tell the great benefit, my wile has received from Parks’ Sure Cure, the trulv great, liver and kidney cure. Site lias been con stitutionally wrecked for several years. Tried evert thing fruitlessly. After a large amount of persuasion from my druggist, backed by his guarantee, 1 bought, a bottle ..f Parks Pure Cure and the results are more than wonderful. W. 1*. Bayes, Omaha, Nebraska. Sold by MeMillen. A mistake is apt to attract more at tention tous than a virtue. Will Make Hens Lay. Wells’ lloosier Poultry Powder is the greatest egg producer known. A small sum expended for it will pay one hundred per eent on the cost in an in creased amount of eggs, as it furnishes all the material necessary for their con struction, and keeps the hen in a good, healthy condition. Price 25 cents. Sold by McConnell. The devil has one arm around the man who is trusting in himself. One Lady Says She had been troubled tor years with a hacking cough. Had many doctors and tried fifty cough cures, but grew worse all the time. She finally tried Parks’ Cough Syrup and found imme diate relief. It begins at the bottom of the disease and is the best cough remedy on the market liefer any suf ferer to Mrs. W. J. Fahey, Le Rov. N. Y. Sold by McMillen. A soft answer has always been the means of breaking a hard heart. To Horse Owners. For putting a horse in a tine and healthy condition use Morris’ English Stable Powders. They tone up the system, aid in digestion, cure loss of appetite, relieve constipation, correct kidney disoiders and destroy worms, giving new life to an old or over-worked horse. 25 cents per package. 5 for $1. Sold by McConnell. The recording angel never seeks in formation from a gravestone. Pneumonia Preventive. Humphreys’ Specifics No. 1 and No. 7, cure coughs and colds, and prevent pneumonia and consbinption. Price, 25 cents each. For sale by all drug gists. Cut off a rooster's spurs and you take the italics all out of his crow. At least one woman in five believes that if she had been in live s place Adam would be in the garden yet. Good fortune some times comes to see us in a very shabby looking carri age. All Ills That Pills Are good for are treated more suc cessfully by Parks’Tea. It is not a cathartic, no griping or pain, yet moves the bowels everv dav. Guaranteed by McMillen. It would be hard to convince a spider that there is any honey in a rosebud. It Cures. Parks’ Cough Syrup will cure colds, coughs, croup and whoopinz cough. The standard home remedy in thousands of families for all iung diseases. Guar anteed by McMillen. Two Papers for the Price of One Tlie St Louis Globe-Democrat —Semi Weekly—Tuesday and Friday—Eight Pages each issue—Sixteen Pages every week—only one dollar a year, is unques tionably the biygest, best and cheapest national news journal published in the United States, Strictly Republican in polities, it still gives all the news, and ! gives it at least three days earlier than i it can be had from any werkly paper published anywhere. The farmer, mer chant or professional man who desires to keep promptly and thoroughly posted hut has not time to read a large daily paper, will find it indispensable. Re member the price, only one dollar a year. Sample copies free. Address, Globe Printing Co., St. Louis, Mo. The less a preacher knows the Lord the more he depends on his head in the pulpit. See the World’s Fair for Fifteen Cents. Upon receipt of your address and fif teen cents in postage stamps, we will mail you our Souvenir Portfolio of the World’s Columbian Exposition, the 1 regular price is fifty cents, hut as we want you to have one, we make t. h e price nominal. You will find it a work of art and a tiling to be prized. It contains full page views of the great buildings, with descriptions of same, and is executed in highest style of art. If not satisfied with it. after you get it, we will refund the stamps and let you keep the book. Address, H E Becklek & Co , Chicago. It wouid puzzle an onion to under stand what there is about a rose that people like. More serious sickness is produced by allowing the bowels to remain in a tor pid or partially constipated condition than from any other cause. In many instances diseases are produced from which people never wholly recover. Dyspepsia piles and nervous disorders are three of the most common and most serious. '1 hey are caused by neglect ing the boweis. and can ho prevented by an occasional dose of St. Patrick’s pills, which always produce a pleasant cathartic effect, and not only physic, but cleanse the whole system and regu late the liver and bowels. 25 cents per box for sale by McConnell & Co. The more a man can see that all is vanity he loses his desire to own the earth.. Getting Into Heaven. “Pat,” said St. Peter, “what do you want?” “Want to pass in, your honor av course.” “Have you a ticket to pass in?” ‘‘No, yer honor, but I’ve a box of Haller’s German pills and they make anything pass.” He passed. For sale by McConnell. Bucklen s Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, tores, ulcers, salt rheum, tetter, chap ped hands, chilblains, corns and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money re funded. Price 25 cents a box. For sale by A. McMillen. |'23-lyr. Jupiter Pluvius, As every school boy knows, makes it rain, and rain maks wet feet and wet I feet bring coughs and colds, but every boy knows that Haller’s Sure Cure Cough Syrup cures his cough and so I they don’t try to keep dry feet. For sale by McConnell. Liver and Kidney Cure. Parks’ Sure Cnre is the only guaran teed remedy. Its action is quick and positive. Will stop that back-ache and sick head-ache. A positive specific for ail diseases of women. Why suffer when it will cure you? Sold by McMil ! leu, the druggist. THE SEVENTH DAUGHTER Of the Seventh Daughter is said to be lucky, but her luck does not compare with the “lucky Number Seven ’ of Humphreys' Specifics, an infallible cure for coughs and colds. Try it. Awarded Highest Honors World’s Fair. ^PRICE'S | Row er The only Pure Cream of Tartar Powder.—No Ammonia; No Alum. Used in Millions of Homes—40 Years the Standard. t m!«■■■' ■UMavgmBMBmHMMMananaM * McConnell, tlie druggist, gives ten reasons why Chamberlain's Cougl. Rein cdy is the best. I. It will cure a severe cold in less j time than any other treatment. ‘A. It dues not suppress a cough or j | cold; but. loosens and relieves it. 3. It relieves the lungs, which is of great impoitance in treating a cold. 4. It is (lie only reimdv that will ! cause the expulsion of mucus from the | air cells of the lungs. I 5. It renders ilie mucus less teua-j | cions and easier to expectorate. ti. If freely used as soon as the first symptoms apper, it will cure a severe cold in a single day. 7. It will prevent croup and avert danger and anxiety arising from that dreadful disease. 8. It has curt d thousands of eases of croup, and careful inquiry fails to discover a single case in which it lias ever failed. 9. It does not contain opium, chlo roform, or any other injurious subst ance. There is not the least danger in giving it to children. 10. Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy acts in perfect harmony with nature and tiid nature in relieving the lungs, and freeing the system of morbid mat ter, accumulated by cause of the cold. 50 cents per bottle There is enough good bread in a 35 foot gun in feed every hungry m a n, woman and child in Nebraska until another crop is made. Cvery expeii menlai shot at Sandy Hook would fill to bursting a thousand little stockings that Santa Chius passed by. A man of war burns enough coal t o r u n a thousand cook stoves that now burn oniy weeds, trash and street scrapings. —J. D. Calhodn. All Free. Those who have used Dr. King’s New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have the oppor tunity to try it free. (Jail on the ad vertised druggist and get a trial bottle free. Send you name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King’s new Life pills free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and household instructor, free, All of which is guaranteed to do you good and cost you nothing. A. Mc Millen's Drugstore. Every good deed is the child o f a good thought. Little Lord Fauntleroy. Was a beautiful child, but he had one drawback, his face was covered with pimples. His grandfather bought a bottle of Haller’s Sursaparilla and was so pleased at its result that he took 4 bottles himself and cured his rheuma tism. For sale by McConnell. The man who buries his talent kills ■ himself. Morris’ English Worm Powder, A specific remedy for worms; warrant ed to cure the worst case of worms known, or money refunded. Knocks pin worms in horses every time. Also good for all kinds of worms in horses, i shpep and dogs. Price 50 cents at all : drug stores, or postpaid by mail. The j Wells Medicine Co., LaFayette, In-i diana. Sept. 8—1 vr. Distemper—Cause and Treatment Is the title of oar little book which tells all about one of the most loath-j some and dangerous diseaaec affecting horses, sheep, and dogs, with unques tionable proof of the merits of Craft s Distemper and Cough Cure in the treat ment of the same. Sent free by ad dressing The Wells Medicine Co., La Fayette Ind, The remedy is sold by McConnell. How’s Your Horse? Morris’ English Stable Liniment will positively cure his lameness, sprains, bunches, swe<*ney, galls, puffs, pool evil, scratches, callouses, barbed-wire iuts, and flesh wounds of every description. No other preparation epuals it for promptness, safety and economy. Price 50 cents and $1. Sold by McConnell Itch. To cure the itch take one box of Haller’s Australian Salve and thorough ly anoint the body, use Haller’s Sars aparilla four times a day for thirty days and an absolute cure will follow. For sale by McConnell. After twenty-four years of suffering with eczema, Mr. Chas. W. Prentiss, finds that Chamberlain’s Eye and skin Ointment helps him more than any other remedy, or the prescriptions of any of the numerous physicians he has consulted. For sale by McConnell. We are printing the date to which I each subscriber has paid his subscrip ! tion to The Tribune along with the address. Watch the date and you will 1 know if you are in arrears. If you are : please come and see us. I was so lame with rheumatism that I could hardly walk, when my physici an advised me tc use Chamberlain’s : Pain Balm. It soon cured me, says H. Mense, a blacksmith at Sigel, 111. For sale by McConnell. The Citizens Bank of McCook. Incorpora ted Under State La ws. Paid Up Capital $50,000. Surplus $10,000. DOKS A UKNKKAI. iBaiiliin^ - ftiisiiicss. Collections made on all accessible points. Drafts drawn <>n principal cities of Europe. Taxes paid for non-residents. Tickets for Sale to ants„ 5Qcts.: AND $M)0 A BOTTLE. .Do Yoiz Know That f% b ■ We .Do The Fine Printing ' i ; Noteheads. 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