Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report. ABSOLUTELY PURE Chamberlain’s Eye A Skin Ointment. A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes. Tetter, Salt Kbeum, Scald Head. Old Chronic Sores, Fever Sores. Eczema, Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and Piles. It is cooling- and soothing. Hundreds of cases have been cured by it alter all other treatment had failed. If is put up in 25 and 50 cent boxes. For sale by George M. Chenery. Nov.20-1 year. Don’t Tobacco Spit or Smoke Your Life away is the truthful and startling title of a little book that tells all about No-to-bac, the wonderful, harmless guaranteed tobacco habit cure. The cost is trilling and the man who wants to quit and can’t, runs no physical or financial risk in using No to bae—Sold by all druggists. Hook at drug stores or by mail free. The Sterling Remedy Co., Indiana Min eral Springs, Indiana. A up. 25—1 yr. / Owe it To suffering humanity to tell the great benefit my wife lias received from Parks’ Sure Cure, the truly great liver and kidney cure. She has been con stitutionally wrecked for several years. Tried everything fruitlessly. After a large amount of persuasion from my druggist, backed by his guarantee, 1 bought a bottle of Parks Sure Cure and the results are more than wonderful. W. P. Bayes, Omaha, Nebraska. Sold by McMillei. Many a man who is anxious to re form the world has a gate that is hang ing by one hinge. Will Make Hens Lay. Wells’ Hoosier Poultry Powder is the greatest egg producer known. A small sum expended for it will pay one hundred per cent on the cost iu an in creased amount of eggs, as it furnishes all the material necessary for their con struction, and keeps the hen in a good, healthy condition. Price 25 cents. Sold by McConnell. The devil is not taking any special pains to offset the testimony of the man who always tells what he knows about God with a loDg face. One Lady Says She had been troubled for years with a hacking cough. Had many doctors and tried fifty cough cures, but grew worse all the time. She finally tried Parks’ Cough Syrup and found imme diate relief. It begins at the bottom of the disease and is the best cough remedy on the market Refer any suf ferer to Mrs. W. J. Fahey, Le Roy, N. Y. Sold by McMillen. .Better find out what kind of a foun dation you have under you before you spend your whole life in trying to build a house On it. To Horse Owners. For putting a horse in a fine and healthy condition use Morris’ English Stable Powders. They tone up the system, aid in digestion, cure loss of appetite, relieve constipation, correct kidney disoiders and destroy worms, giving new life to an old or over-worked horse. 25 cents per package, 5 for $1. Sold by McConnell. There is a great deal of preaching being done in these time that the devil is not finding any fault with. -, Pneumonia Preventive. Humphreys’ Specifics No. 1 and No. 7, cure coughs and colds, and prevent pneumonia and consbmption. Price, 25 cents each. For safe by all drug gists. At least one woman in five believes that if she had been in Eve's place Adam would be in the garden yet. All Ills That Pills Are good for are treated more suc cessfully by Parks’Tea. It is not a cathartic, no griping or pain, yet moves the bowels every day. Guaranteed by McMillen. The devil would never get a follower if he couldn t make a foundation of sand look as safe as solid rock. It Cures. Parks' Cough Syrup will cure colds, coughs, crouj> and whooping cough. The standard home remedy in thousands #f families for all lung diseases. Guar anteed by McMillen. Two Papers for the Price of One. The St Louis Globe-Democrat—Semi Weekly—Tuesday and Friday—Eight Pages each issue—Sixteen Pages every week —only one dollar a year, is unques tionably the biggest, best and cheapest national news journal published in the United States, Strictly Republican in politics, it still gives all the news, and gives it at least three days earlier than it can be had from any weekly paper published anywhere. The farmer, mer chant or professional man w ho desires to keep promptly and thoroughly posted but has not time to read a large daily paper, will find it indispensable. Re member the price, only one dollar a year. Sample copies free. Address, Globe Printing Co., St. Louis, Mo. The man who sueceds in any calling is the one who takes a stand that means something. See the World's Fair for Fifteen Cents. Upon receipt of your address and fif teen cents in postage stamps, we will mail you our Souvenir Portfolio of the World’s Columbian Exposition, the i regular price is fifty cents, but as we want you to have one, we make the price nominal. You will find it a work of art and a tiling to be prized. It contains full page views of the great buildings, with descriptions of same, and is executed in highest style of art. If not satisfied with it, after you get it, we will refund the stamps and let you keep the book. Address, H E. Bucklen& Co., Chicago. It pays to be a worker in any cause that will make men wiser and better. More serious sickness is produced by allowing the bowels to remain in a tor pid or partially constipated condition than from any other cause. In many instances diseases are produced from which people never wholly recover. Dyspepsia, piles and nervous disorders are three of the most common and most serious. 1 hey are caused by neglect ing the bowels, and can be prevented by an occasional dose of St. Patrick’s pills, which always produce a pleasant cathartic effect, and not only physic, but cleanse the whole system and regu late the liver and bowels. 25 cents per box for sale by McConnell & Co. This world is too small to make a grave deep enough to hold the truth. Getting Into Heaven. “Pat,” said St. Peter, “what do you want?” “Want to pass in, your honor av course.” “Have you a ticket to pass in?” ‘‘No, yer honor, but I’ve a box of Haller’s German pills and they make anything pass.” He passed. For sale by McConnell. A fool empties his bead every time he opens his mouth. Buck ten’s Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, lores, ulcers, salt rheum, tetter, chap ped hands, chilblains, corns and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money re funded. Price 25 cents a box. For sale by A. McMillen. |23-lyr. Jupiter Pluvius, As every school boy knows, makes it rain, and rain maks wet feet and wet feet bring coughs and colds, but every boy knows that Haller’s Sure Cure Cough Syrup cures his cough and so they don't try to keep dry feet. For sale by McConnell. — Liver and Kidney Cure. Parks’ Sure Cure is the only guaran teed remedy. Its action is quick and positive. Will stop that back-ache and sick head-ache. A positive specific for all diseases of women. Why suffer when it will cure you? Sold hv McMil len. the druggist. THE SEVENTH DAUGHTER Of the Seventh Daughter is said to be lucky, but her luck does not compare with the “lucky Number Seven" of Humphreys’ Specifics, an infallible i cure for coughs and colds. Try it. Awarded Highest Honors World’s Fair. Tbe only Pnre Cream of Tartar Powder.—No Ammonia; No Alnm. Used in Millions of Homes—40 Years the Standard. McConnell, the druguist, gives reti reasons why Chamberlain'*Cough lb-in cdy i* the best. 1. It will cure a severe cold in less time than any other treatment. Z. It does not suppress a cough nr cold; but loosens and relieves it. 3. It relieves the lungs, which is of great importance in treating a cold. 4. It is the only remedy that will cause the expulsion of mucus from the air cells of the lungs. 5. It renders the mucus less tena cious and easier to expectorate. ti. If freely used as soon as the first symptoms apper, it will cure a severe cold in a single day. 7. It will prevent croup and avert danger and anxiety arising from that dreadful disease. 8. It has cured thousands of cases of croup, and careful inquiry fails to discover a single case in which it has ever failed. 9. It does not contain opium, chlo roform, or any other injurious subst ance. There is not the least danger in giving it to children. 10. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy acts in perfect harmony with nature and aid nature in relieving the lungs, and freeing the system of morbid mat ter, accumulated by cause of the cold. 50 cents per bottle There is enough good bread in a 35 foot gun to feed every hungry man, woman and child in Nebraska until another crop is made. Every expeii mental shot at ftandv Hook would fill to bursting a thousand little stockings that Santa Claus passed by. A man of war burns enough coa! to run a thousand cook stoves that now burn only weeds, trash and street scrapings. —J. D. Calhoun. AH Free. Those who have used Dr. King’s New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have the oppor tunity to try it free. Call on the ad vertised druggist and get a trial bottle free. Send you name and address to II. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King’s new Life pills free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and household instructor, free, All of which is guaranteed to do you good and cost you nothing. A. Mc Milleu’s Drug store. Every good deed is the child o f a good thought. Little Lord Fauntleroy. Was a beautiful child, but he had one drawback, his face was covered with pimples. His grandfather bought a bottle of Haller’s Sarsaparilla and was so pleased at its result that he took 4 bottles himself and cured his rheuma tism. For sale by McConnell. The man who buries his talent kills himself. Morris' English Worm Powder, A specific remedy for worms; warrant ed to cure the worst case of worms known, or money refunded. Knocks pin worms in horses every time. Also good for all kinds of worms in horses, sheep and dogs. Price 50 cents at all drug stores, or postpaid by mail. The Wells Medicine Co., LaFayette. In-, diana. Sept. 8—1 yr. Distemper—Cause and Treatment Is the title of our little book which tells all about one of the most loath some and dangerous diseaaec affecting horses, sheep, and dogs, with unques tionable proof of the merits of Craft s Distemper and Cough Cure in the treat ment of the same. Sent free by ad dressing The Wells Medicine Co., La Fayette Ind. The remedy is sold by McConnell. How’s Your horse? Morris’ English Stable Liniment will positively cure his lameness, sprains, bunches, swe^ney, galls, puffs, pool evil, scratches, callouses, barbed-wire cuts, and flesh wounds of every description. No other preparation epuals it for promptness, safety and economy. Price 50 cents and $1. Sold by McConnell Itch. To cure the itch take one box of ; Haller's Australian Salve and thorough | ly anoint the body, use Haller’s Sars j aparilla four times a day for thirty days i and an absolute cure will follow. For ! sale by McConnell. After twenty-four years of suffering with eczema, Mr. Chas. W. Prentiss, finds that Chamberlain's Eye and skin Ointment helps him more than any other remedy, or the prescriptions of any of the numerous physicians he has ! consulted. For sale by McConnell. — We are printing the date to which each subscriber has paid his subscrip tion to The Tribune along with the address. Watch the date and you will know if you are in arrears. IF you are please come and see us. I was so lame with rheumatism that i I could hardly walk, when my physici ; an advised me tc use Chamberlain’s ■ Pain Balm. It soon cured me, says H. j Mense, a blacksmith at Sigel, 111. For ‘ sale by McConnell. i Tiie Citizens Bank of McCook. Incorporated under State La*: \ Paid Up Capital, $50,000 -DOES A Genera! Banking Business Collections made en all accessible points. Drafts draws directly on principal cities in Europe, Taxes paid for non-residents. Tickets For Sale to and from Europe OFFICERS: V. FRA NKLIN. President JOHN R. CLARK, Vice Pree. A. 0. EBERT, Cashier. CORRESPONDENTS: The First National Ban*, Lincoln Nebrska. The Chemical National Bank, New York Cttf Tfiie Hrst JYatioua) loan^. AUTHORIZED CAPITAL, $100,000. CAPITAL AND SURPLUS, $60,000. OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS. GEORGE HOCKNELL, President. B. M. FREES, Vice President. VJ F. LAWSON, Cashier A. CAMPBELL. FRANK HARRIS. DR. HATHAWAY & CO., _ ^-SPECIALISTS-^_ (Regular Graduates.) -xre the leading and most successful specialists and will give you help. Young and mid* die aged men. Remarkable re sults have follow ed our treatment. j Many years of varied and success ful experience In the use of cura tive methods that we alone own and control for all dis- 1 ordersof men who have weak, unde veloped or dis eased orpans, or who aTe suffering from errors of youth and excess ; or who are nervous and impotent, the scorn of their fellows and the contempt of their friends and com "• panions, leads ns *o guarantee to all patients, if they can possibly j be restored, our ovra exclusive treatment will afford a cure. WOME\! Don't yon want to get cure d of that j weakness with a treatment that yon can use at i home without Instruments? Cnr wonderful treat- ’ ment has cured others. Why not you? Try it. CATARRH, and diseases of the Skin, Elood, Heart, Liver and Kidneys. 8TPHIX.IS—The most rapid, safe and effective remedy. A complete Cure Goa ranteed. SK.TV DI8EASTS cf all kinds cured where many others have failed. TTNTEA.TERA'L DISCHARGES promptly cured in a few days. Quick, sure and safe, ibis Includes Gleet and ironorhcea. TRUTH AND FACTS. We have cured cases of Chronic Diseases that have failed to get cured at the hands of other special ists and medical institutes. _^mULREMEHBES that there is hope for You. Consult no other, as you may waste valuable time. Obtain our treatment at once. Beware of free and cheap treatments. We give the best and most scientific treatment at moderate prices—as low as can be done for safe and skillful treatment. FREE consultation at the office or by mail. Thorough examination and careful diag nosis. A home treatment can be given in a majority of cases. Send for Symptom Blank No. lforMen: No. 2 for Women; No. 3 for Skin Diseases. All corre spondence answered promptly. Business strictly con fldential. Entire treatment sent free from observe tlon. Refer to our patients, banks and business men. Address or call on DR. HATHAWAY & CO., N. E. Corner Sixth and Felix Rt»., Rooms 1 and; (Up Stairs.) 8T. JOSEPH, MO. kipans Tabules. Ripans Tabules are com pounded from a prescription widely used by the best medi cal authorities and are pre sented in a form that is be coming the fashion every where. Ripans Tabules act gently but promptly upon the liver, stomach and intestines; cure dyspepsia, habitual constipa tion, offensive breath and head ache. One tabule taken at the first symptom of indigestion, biliousness, dizziness, distress after eating, or depression of spirits, will surely and quickly remove the whole difficulty. Ripans Tabules may be ob tained of nearest druggist. Ripans Tabules are easy to take, quick to act, and save many a doc tor’s bill. iv His Second Wife Toid him the secret of her very good health. She used Parks tea erery night. Sold by McMillen. Casii We give great bargains in Dry Goods, Clothing, Hats, Caps, Boots, Shoes, No tions, etc. Until February 1st, 1894, at which time we take our yearly invoice, we will sell Men’s Wool Felts and Overs at *1 t • * by mail preyi j. w;ei a order wo •riven "i ire orrrf;.n:i ?.*.• . ■ o-y. Sold by all i . v. rrc :; r rrw * R pent sealed bu-wm TunT:. i • c•«.. -.e, Chicago. Do You Know That ^ We Do The Fine Printing £ Noteheads. Envelopes. Calling Cards, Sale Bills, Bill Heads, Statements, Business Cards, Posters, Letter Heads, All kinds of Wedding Cards, Dodgers.