DENTAL SONG-A PARODY.
Drill, drill, drill.
With thy dental machine, said she;
And I would it were seemly to utter
Tho groans that arise in me.
Oh, well for tho laughing maid
Whoso teeth are pearly and sound!
Oh, well for tho youth in whose molars
No cavities deep aro found!
And they pass the dentist’s office
Without a thought of fear;
But. oh, that my name need nevermore
In his little blank book appear!
Drill, drill, drill.
With thy cold, gray steel, said she;
But tho tender nerve of a tooth that is dead
Will never como back to me.
—Mary S. Lothrop in Boston Transcript.
A LOVER’S RACE.
“But surely they left some address?"
“Not as I knows on.”
The caretaker at 19 Westphalia ter
race leaned on the broom which she had
brought up to help her to answer tho
door aud looked at me with disfavor.
“Do you think tho laudlord knows?”
No answer.
I took out half a crown.
“Look here?” I said, “this coin shall
be yours if you'll tell mo how long
you’ve been here, who the landlord is,
and anything you may have heard from
the tradespeople about the family.”
“I never gossip with tradesfolk nor
nobody,” was her inspiriting reply, but
she gave uie the address of a firm in
Gray’s Inn and shut tiie door with all
possiblo speed, leaving me on tho dusty
doorstep.
Imagine the situation. A young man
goes away to Switzerland to the bedside
of a dying uncle and comes back on the
wings of the wind to lay his newly ac
quired fortune at the feet of the dearest
girl in the world and finds her gone—
hopelessly, utterly gone—her house deso
late, no iiowers in the windows, no fur
niture in the place, “To Let” staring
from every window.
I had only known Clara three months.
I knew not a single one of her friends.
I knew she had some few relations—her
mother's family—and I did not even
know their name. The Vanes knew no
one in Kensington, aud they only knew
me through our cat having fortunately
been killed by their dog.
But I was poor theu, and poverty is
proud. The Vanes’ house, dress and
mode of life b(tokened wealth. I could
not tell her 1 loved her, and now
The charwoman opened the door again
and put out her curl papered head to
say:
“There was a funeral afore the sale;
perhaps they’d tell you at the under
taker's.”
A funeral! I hailed a passing hansom
and drove straight to Gray’s Inn.
“Yes. Mr. Vane unfortunately died
at one of our houses—19 Westphalia ter
race. Left no estate: had systematically
overshot his income. Sorry I can't give
you any further information.”
Not a clew. The traf,°c,,"cn knew noth
ing, the vicar knew nothing, the police
of course knew nothing and did nothing
but pocket my money and take down
things in notebooks with blunt pencils.
Advertisements failed absolutely.
And so Clara Vane was lost to me—
passed out of my life completely—leav
ing me with a really respectable fortune,
which it was entirely out of the ques
tion for me to enjoy.
I did see her again. I did, but not for
four years—four long years.
I won’t go so far as to say that au hour
never passed in which I did not think of
her, but I’ll swear that two never did.
And I loved her more than ever.
Well, after four years of this life—I
had my own work to do and my other
life to live, but that has nothing to do
with this story—after four years busi
ness took me to Tunbridge.
I went by an express train. I bought
the papers and got a comfortable corner
in a first class carriage, where I let the
papers lie on my knee and dreamed my
usual dreams—Clara, Clara, Clara.
As we swept into Halstead station I
looked out, with a torpid curiosity as tc
the gardens, and saw Clara!
Whizz—zz—whirr! The train had
shot past the station, the carriage win
dows rattled, the train vibrated and
pulsated with the increasing speed, and
every pulse and every vibration was car
rying me away from my heart's heart. *
In a flash I saw that if I went on to
Sevenoaks and got a train back she, who
was obviously waiting for the next up
train, would have left the station long
before I reached it. Probably she was
only spending the day at Halstead, and
any search for her there would be in
vain.
I broke the glass and pulled the han
dle. The train slackened, and as it
stopped the guard put his head in at my
carnage window.
“Why, you’re all right,” he said,
“blest if I didn't think you was dead
when I heard that bell. It’s a wonder it
is connected. Just my luck, too. and ns
10 minutes behind already. What did
yer do it for, eh?”
“I stopped the train because I am go
ing to get out,” I said firmly.
“Nothing wrong?”
“No; but I am going to get out.”
He planted himself firmly in the door
way.
“No, you don’t,” he said.
I was desperate. 1 took out a £5 note,
laid it on a seat and advanced toward
him.
“And what about my trouble, sir?" he
asked politely, gazing at the note; “stop
ping the train and liable, sir, to get into
trouble.”
I jumped out of the carriage. He made
way for me deferentially. Our hands
touched. Great is the currency, and it
will prevail. The next minute I was
speeding back along the down line to
ward Halstead station. My breath came
fast and with difficulty. My knees ached
furiously, but I ran on. I could hear
distinctly the rumble of the train in the
tunnel behind me.
If the main line up won, it would bear
her away on its bosom. If I won, should
I? I pressed my failing legs forward;
fought for freer breath; got it in a rap
ture of relief which by experts is called.
I believe, the second wind, and the main j
line up and I came in neck and neck.
But of course I landed on the down
platform. I flew up the steps and over
the bridge—I reached the up platform
breathless, hatless, but radiant.
Clara was just getting into a first class :
carriage.
I stumbled in after her and sank pant- j
ing in tho comer. She, seated at the far
window, did not turn her e\_es on me till
the slow throb of the train betokened de
parture.
Then she looked at her fellow traveler
and blanched. Wo were alone in the car
riage, and I fear I had a lunatic air.
Then she recognised me. Her face flush
ed, and she said.
“Oh, you!” with a delightful lighten
ing of eyes and brow and a dimpling at
tho corner of the mouth.
“I had,” I exclaimed pantingly. “to
run—to catch—the train!”
“I suppose so,” she said, leaning back
in her corner and smiling. “It wasn’t
very wise to give yourself so little time
to do it in. 'Where have you sprung
from? Have you friends down here?”
“I have sprung,” I said, beginning to
recover myself, “from the main line
down, and am subject to a penalty not
exceeding £5 for availing myself of the
electric communication and stopping
that train.”
“Why did you stop it, if one may ask?”
“You may ask, though the guard did
not. I stopped the train because I have
been looking for you for four years, and
I saw you on that platform. I would
have stopped a tiger or the march of
civilization on tho same grounds.”
I mopped my forehead furtively before
proceeding.
“I have been looking for you for four
years,” I said, “to ask you to marry me.
Dear, I never have even thought of mar
rying any one else, and I have been look
ing for you all this time.”
My flippancy, born of nervousness,
was deserting me. I leaned forward
earnestly.
“Oh, how good it is to see your dear
face again!” I said. “This pays for all.
It is”
“Stop!” she interrupted, still looking
down. “I suppose you don’t know I was
married three years ago to General Peg
lar!”
“Married!” I sank back sick at heart.
The train stopped and a copy of The Fi
nancial News got in, with a gentleman
completely buried in it.
That was an awful journey. I sat up
very straight and asked questions about
roses and the people who lived at Hal
stead and the prospects of the hops and
many other things about which I did
not want to hear, and Mrs. Peglar an
swered me.
And The Financial News and its occu
pant sat opposite to me.
At Charing Cross, as I handed her out,
she said in a voice that was not very
steady:
“Won’t you come and see me some
times? I live at the Red House, Hal
stead.”
“No,” I said, “that would be too
much. I hope I shall never see you
again. Goodby,” my sharp disappoint
ment lending a vinegary flavor to my
voice. “Your mother, I trust, is well?”
She did not answer, and I blundered
on:
“I regret to see that you are in slight
mourning. Not, I trust”
“No, no, no!” she cried vehemently.
“Mamma, at least, is left to me. She
doesn't hate me because I tried to do the
best for her when she was left penniless.
She knows I thought I ought to marry
General Peglar. She knows how I cried
and cried and wondered why you—where
you”
Clara stopped short.
“Goodby,” she said and walked down
the platform. “I’m not in mourning for
my darling mamma, thank God! It’s
for General Peglar, of course.”
We went down into Charing Cross
garden, where the children and the spar
rows play and sat there in the sunshine,
hand in hand.—Philadelphia Call.
Liquid Oxygen.
Liquid oxygen when first formed is
milky in appearance, owing to the pres
ence of some impurity which may be re
moved by passing it through ordinary
filter paper. When pure, it is of a pale
blue color, which, however, is not due,
as some have thought, to the presence of
liquid ozone, which is of a dark blue col
or. Liquid oxygen is a nonconductor of
electricity, but is strongly magnetic. It
may be lifted from a cup by presenting
the poles of a strong electro-magnet. It
seems to have very slight chemical ac
tivity, since it will extinguish a lighted
match and has no action on a piece of
phosphorus dropped into it. It is well
known that the A and B lines of the
solar spectrum are due to oxygen, and
from recent experiments on the top of
Mount Blanc it is thought they are
largely if not wholly due to the oxygen
in the earth’s atmosphere. Professor
Dewar showed that these lines come out
very strong when liquid oxygen is inter
posed in the path of the rays from an
electric lamp.—Science.
A French Epitaph.
In a French churchyard is a monu- 1
ment having an epitaph of which the
following is a translation: “Here lies
Jean Pinto, the Spanish vocalist. When
he reached heaven, he united his voices I
with the voices of the archangels. As
soon as he heard him. the Deity cried,
‘Keep quiet, all you fellows, and let us
hear alone the illustrious singer, Jean
Pinto!’ ” _
A Mighty Impulse.
He—I should think it would be very
hard work to write a modem society
novel.
She—What can there be so hard about
it?
He—To restrain the impulse to kill off
all the leading characters.—New York
Herald.
Works Both Ways.
Goodman—Do you ever think of the
good old saying that it’s more blessed to
give than to receive?
Pugsley—Yes; when I’ve got the box
ing gloves on I do.—Vogue.
SOCIETY WOMEN BURGLARS.
A Woman and Her Daughter, Doth of Ex
cellent Depute, Arrested For Stealing.
In an Adrian justice court sat two
well dressed ladies. Both were comely
and apparently refined. The air and
dress of the women indicated that they
belonged to the upper walks of life and
were people of quality. The elder of the
two, still below the middle age, sat erect
and wore an air of defiance. The other,
a young lady of real beauty and tastily
attired, was bowed with an air of sor
row.
No one unacquainted with the circum
stances would have suspected for a mo
ment that these ladies were a pair of
burglars whose work rivals that of some
of the best men of the profession. But
such was the case. They were mother and
daughter—Mrs. Alice Church, a widow
of excellent repute, residing in Tecum
seh, a village of 2,000,10 miles from
Adrian, and Miss Bessie Church. They
were under arrest charged with break
ing into the residence of Editor S. C.
Stacy of the Tecumseh Herald during
the absence of the family and taking
therefrom a feather bed, bedclothing,
a big job lot of ladies’ underwear, sever
al pairs of shoes, a quantity of groceries,
etc.
Entrance was effected in the night.
Saturday morning the man about the
premises noticed that a window had been
forced, and investigating he found that
the house had been ransacked and the
front door key taken. Officers were no
tified, and as the absence of the key de
noted an intended return of the burglars
two men were stationed in the house
that night. Near 11 o’clock the key soft
ly turned in the lock, and the forms of
two persons, apparently men, as they
wore men’s clothing, appeared. There
was a sudden rush, a clasping of the in
truders in strong arms and a terrific
squabble, embellished with female
screams. Astonishment caused one of
the officers to let one of the burglars slip,
and she fled. The other fought like a
tigress and laid about right and left with
what proved to be an insect powder
spray loaded with cayenne pepper. One
of her captors, Abner Wilson, “got it in
the eye,” but held his girl, and the pris
oner was secured. Then she confessed
her identity and “gave away” her daugh
ter Bessie as the other burglar. Bessie
was followed to her home and arrested.
“What do you plead?” asked the court
as he took off his glasses after receiving
the information. “We waive examina
tion, sir,” was the firm, clear and busi
nesslike response of the elder prisoner.
“I will make your bonds $500 each,” re
joined the court. “Your honor, that is
too high; it is excessive,” again spoke the
elder lady. “I must make it $500,” said
the court. "Very well, sir, but it is too
high; I cannot get it; we must go to
jail.” Tl;o prisoners then signified to the
officer that they were ready, and the rus
tle of the silk skirts of the burglars was
heard moving down the stairs. They are
in jail awaiting trial.
The affair is the greatest surprise and
sensation Tecumseh has had in many a
day, and society experiences a tremen
dous shock.—Chicago Tribune.
“REAL LONDON SOCIETY.”
It Contains Two Classes Whose Rights to
Be So Identified Differ Radically.
A London correspondent in a recent
letter to a New York paper says: We
have been told this week by Lady
Charles Beresford that the real London
society, which includes “those who are
there by right, and whom nothing can
remove as long as their fortunes sur
vive,” consists of only 30 or 40 families.
So called London society, she declares,
includes two classes, one of them being
those who are there, not of right, but by
force, and who remain by dint of labor,
thinking no cost too excessive to pay for
the privilege of meeting with the great.
The other section consists of those who
are still anxious to obtain admittance
into what appears to them to be a social
paradise, and who still hope, and have
every right to hope, to succeed, despite
all the ridicule lavished upon them.
On the delicate and much-vexed ques
tion of the morals of society, Lady
Beresford says that the real question is
whether the circle in which immorality
is so openly practiced is widening. She
thinks it is not. It is generally noticed,
she says, that the most pronounced set
has, for some time, found it difficult to
gather fresh recruits.
Negroes Who Pass For Whites.
At the census of 1880 nearly 34 per
cent of the colored population was un
der 10 years of age, while at the census
of 1890 only 28 per cent was under 10
years of age. Samuel E. Tatum, a
Washington negro, in explaining this,
says: “It may be a fact that the colored
population is constantly falling off in its
increase, for which there may be a great
many reasons. We should first take in
to consideration the vast number of peo
ple of color leaving the race yearly.
There are thousands who emigrate from
the south so light in complexion that in
the north they are supposed to be white,
and in this way a vast number of fam
ilies in the course of a decade lose their
identity as people of color.”—Washing
ton Special.
Exhibited the Remains.
In Philadelphia the other day there
was a striking evidence of the intense de
sire of some people to “exhibit the re
mains” at funerals. A man had died of
diphtheria, and the authorities very prop
erly refused to permit a public funeral.
So the family had the coffin containing
the corpse stood on end in front of a
window of the house, so that the face of
the dead could be viewed from the street.
—Philadelphia Letter.
Sunflower Newspapers.
The paper mill at this place has made
from sunflower stalks several tons of pa
per which will be sent to experts in the
east. The paper is regarded as superior
to 6traw paper. The mill is now buying
sunflowers. Last evening The Daily Re
publican ran ita entire edition on the
sunflower paper. — Salina (Kan.) Dis
patch.
THE “MARBLE MAN.”
A Patient Suffdrinc; From a Peculiar Dis
ease In a St. Louis Hospital.
There is a “marble man” at the City
hospital. He is whiter than the alabas
ter statue Dixey makes in "Adonis,” and
i he “driven snow” would soil his cheeks.
I.hit only is his skin absolutely colorless,
but bis tongue, gums and finger nails
«re devoid of all hint of blood dyeing.
He is believed to be the first patient suf
fering from the peculiar ailment he is
afflicted with that ever stepped inside
St. Louis. As is proper with such a
very distinguished disease, it has a very
aristocratic name—anchylostomum do
denale.
A very, very rare little worm is en
gaged in merrily sucking the red cor
puscles, or life giving element, from this
poor fellow's blood, and if the unwel
come tenant is not gotten rid of pretty
soon the patient will fade away to a
shadow and (lie from sheer lack of nour
ishment, though his stomach be full of
food. Albert Abbink, a young man who
came from Germany, is the patient, and
he isn’t at all proud of it either. He
looks like a marble statue, and a very
skeletonisli one at that, and has great
difficulty in moving around owing to his
weakness.
Though this peculiar disease, or affe«
tion, is very rare in this part of tlie
country, it is common enough in Italy
and Germany. The worms are supposed
to be in certain kinds of viduy \. .i. r,
and it has been noticed that brickinakers
and pottery operatives in the old country
are peculiarly apt to get them. When
the great St. Gothard tunnel was be
ing (lug it was discovered that nearly
every workman engaged upon the job
suffered from this plague. It was first
noted in Egypt, and from this fact the
weakness was named Egyptian chlorosis.
Scientists are pretty certain that the
Pharaohs had it, and some are inclined
to believe that the plague of toads men
tioned in holy writ was none other than
the plague of anchylostomum dode
nale.
Dr. Marks believes he can assist Ab
bink in getting rid of his high toned
parasites, several of which now occupy
a glass slide under his microscope. They
are about an eighth of an inch in length,
and under the magnifying glass look like
white alligators. They have tremendous
jaws and wear their eggs scattered along
their backbones.—St. Louis Globe-Dem
ocrat.
A LONG ISLAND MYSTERY.
A Skeleton Declared to Be That of an In
dian, but There Are Some Who Doubt It.
Justice Cooper and. a jury, in the ab
sence of Coroner Moore, held an inquest
at Babylon, N. Y., the other day over
the skeleton which was unearthed on
the property of John S. Foster yester
day by some men engaged in digging
post holes. A number of old residents
of the village were sworn, but were un
able to throw any light on the subject
or identify the remains. They all stated
that they could not recollect the sud
den disappearance of any man. The
oldest witness, however, said that the
ground where the skeleton was found
had never been used as a graveyard.
Charles I. Bedell, a resident of that
portion of the town and a farmer, owner
of the property, stated that he had plowed
the ground in question about eight years
ago. From this it would seem that had
the body been there then it would have
been unearthed, as it was only 18 inches
under ground. The jury returned a ver
dict stating that in its opinion the skel
eton was that of an Indian who had
been buried about 40 years and had come
to his death from natural causes.
The village people generally believe
that it was the skeleton of a murdered
man whose body was brought asliere
and buried.
Mrs. Grant’s Hunt For a Home.
Mrs. Grant has determined to make
her future home in Washington, and
during her recent sojourn here spent
most of her time in house hunting. Al
most every available residence in the
West End now vacant was offered for
her consideration through the various
real estate agents, and it is safe to
assert that she made an exhaustive ex
amination of no less than 50 before
leaving for New York with her daugh
ter, without coming to any definite con
clusion in regard to a selection. Those
that suited her fancy did not suit her
purse, and when houses desirable in both
these respects were offered for her ap
proval, the locality, as a rule, proved
unsatisfactory. Mrs. Grant has not giv
en up hope of ultimate success, and can
didly avers her preference for Washing
ton as a place of residence.—Washington
Post.
Telephoning Through Snow.
Professor A. H. Thompson, chief of
the United States Geological survey, re
turned from the Black Hills a few even
ings ago. The government has two par
ties in the hills, one at Rapid City and
the other at Deadwood. The professor
found the Rapid City party entirely
snowbound and tells a tale of how he
got communication with them. He
worked his way toward the men until
he came within speaking distance. By
that time further passage seemed to be
impracticable, but by accident they had
occasion to resort to a peculiar expedi
ent. They talked through the snow, j
The snow acted as a conductor of sound,
and with some difficulty they made one '
another understand.—Denver Republi
can.
Browne on Insomnia.
Sir James Crichton Browne, the Eng- ;
lish expert on brain diseases, asserted in ;
a popular lecture last week that insom
nia is not attended with such diastrous
consequences as is commonly supposed.
It is not as dangerous as the solicitude of
the sufferer. He suggested that the
brains of literary men, who are the most
frequent victims, acquire the trick of
the heart, which takes a doze a fraction
of a second after each beat and so man
ages to get six hours’ rest in 24. Some
brains in cases of insomnia sleep in sec
tions, different brain centers going off
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own and control
for all disorders
of MEN. who
have weak of un
developed or dis
eased organs, or
;who are suffering
from errors of
youth and excess
or who are nerv
ous and IMPO
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tempt of friends and companions, leads me to
GUARANTEE to all patients, H they can pos
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TREATMENT will AFFORD A CURE
(^UEMUMBEK, that there is hope for
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MY METHODS.
1. Free consultation at the office or by mail.
2. Thorough examination and careful diagnosis.
Z. That each patient treated gets the advantage
of special study and experience, and a
specialty is made of his or her disease.
4. Moderate charges and easy terms of payment
A home treatment can be* given in a majority
of cases.
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No. 2 for Women.
No. 3 for Skin Diseases.
Send 10c for 64-page Reference Book for Men
and Women.
All correspondence answered promptly. Bus
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Joseph and business men. Address or call on
• J. N. HATHAWAY, M. D.tf
Corner 6th and Edmond Sts.. St. Joseph. Me*
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