WOULD VOTE FOR HARRISON. I wish I was a farmer now, while these campaigners broil, I’d bravely grasp the stirring plow and guide it through tho soil, I’d sow dead loads of winter wheat and husk a crib of corn, and go barefooted till my feet were harder than a horn. I’d feed the damd est lot of hogs—the pure bred Plymouth ltock—and keep a half a dozen dogs to chase the neigh bors’ stock ; I’d have some Poland . China fowls to lay and lay and lay, and I’d have chickens for the owls and eggs to give away. And I’d. have horses, sakes alive, both speedy, slow and strong and now and then I’d take a drive and bring the folks along. I’d be as happy as a clam, and up to no vile tricks, nor care the fraction of a ham for “poppy” politics. Put you can bet I’d pull my coat, and walk into the “stall” and cast an honest farmer’s vote for Harrison this fall.—Bixby. The editor of the “Blacksmith’s Joy” at Cambridge has come to imagine that he is a “roaster.” But he isn’t. He is only an oreide chump. He fancies himself on the band wagon. But he isn't. He is but the little “yaller dorg” beneath the musicians’ vehicle. If he doesn’t forthwith get him to a gunnery and blow out his bray ings, we’ll hire John Harlan to ex pectorate on him and drown him. Cream—Not Skim-Milk. Every farmer and villager, their wives and boys and girls, will be inter ested in the big-little, jcream-not-skim milk paper, the Farm Journal of Phila delphia. Its 200.000 subscribers are scattered from Maine to Washington, and from Michigan to Texas. Its breezy, crisp, boiled-down pages contain as much information in the course of a year as many of the high-priced week lies; while its earnest, manly tone and its bright and common-sense way of treating farm matters leaves a good and lasting taste in one’s mouth. The sub scription price is 50 cents a year. We have made arragements with the pub lisher whereby he will send it one full year free, to all who promptly pay up for our paper. Sample copies will be sent free by addressing a postal request to the Farm Journal, Philadelphia, Pa. WANTED—Salesmen, to sell our choice and handy nursery stock. Many special varieties to offer both in fruits and ornamentals, and controlled only by us. We pay commission or salary, give exclusive territory and pay weekly. Write us at once and secure choice of territory. May Brothers, Nurserymen, 9-20ts. Rochester, N. Y. Hints on Poultry Keeping Is the title of our little pamphlet which tells all about how to have plenty of eggs and no sick chickens. The cost is trifling, and the man or woman who wants to raise poultry successfully can do it by using Wells Hoosier Poultry Powder. Price 25 cents. Pamphlet free by addressing Wells Medicine Co., LaFayette, Ind. Sold by McConnell & Co. Sept 8—3 mos. My wife was so badly afflicted with rheumatism as to be unable to move in bed without assistance. Our druggist, Mr. Laddamus, recommended Cham berlain's Pain Balm, which greatly re lieved her. We have used six bottles at various times,and would not be with out it at hand.—Jas. Coleman, Lowell, Neb. 50 cent bottles for sale by Mc Connell & Co. Give the Boys A chance to be strong and healthy, feed them with plain food and keep their blood in good order with Haller’s Sarsaparilla and Burdock and who knows but they will be President or Alderman. For sale by McConnell. Rather Steep. Than take it in any other form is what many people think and Parks’ Tea is made for just those folks. It cures consumption and though not a cathartic moves the bowls every day. Sold by A. McMillen. When all other remediet for scrofula fail, Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, if persistently used, effects a cure. Being a powerful alterative, it cleanses the blood of all impurities, destroys the germs of scrof ula, and imparts new life and vigor to every fibre of the body. SOVEREIGN. Humphrey’s Specfics cure without drugging, purging or reducing the sys tem, and are in fact and deed the Sovereign Remedies of the world. DR. PRIDE’S RAKING POWDER. The purchasing ugents of the Unit ed States Government have ordered nearly one hundred thousand pounds of Dr. Price’s Baking Powder in the first five months of this year. Thu government exercises great care in selecting its supplies of all kinds rejecting everything that is not of the best, and the very fact that it has adopted Dr. Price's Baking Powder is a proof that it has found it the best of all baking powers. Dr. Price’s is P' culiarly adapted for export, as neith er long sea voyages nor climate changes effect it, this brand keeping fresh and sweet for years while other baking pow ders deteriorate tapidly. It is guaranteed to the government to be a pure cream of tartar powder free from ammonia, alum, or other harmful substances, and it is also the only baking powder prepared by a phys ician of high standing—Chicago Inter Ocean. Guaranteed Cure. We authorize our advertised drug gist to sell Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. If you are afflict ed with a Cough, Cold, or any Lung. Throat or Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed, giving it a fair trial, and experience no benefit, you may return the bottle and have your money refunded. We could not make this offer did we not know that Dr. King’s New Discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bot tles free at A. McMillen’s Drug Store. Large size 50c. and $1.00. A child’s first question is the first round in the ladder of knowledge. A farmer near Alhia, Iowa, by the name of J. H. Wolfe, has found a sure cure for croup. He says: “For the last eight years I have recommended Cham berlain’s Cough Remedy for croup. Half of a fifty cent bottle will cure the worst case, if taken in time. On the 20th of this month, my boy, four years old, had the croup very bad and three doses cured him. I would not be with out it in my family.” If the remedy is given as soon as the child becomes hoarse, it will invariably prevent croup. 50 cent bottles for sale by McConnell. The devil feels sure of the man who lives an aimless life. -# Distemper Among Horses Safely and quickly cured by the use of Craft’s Distemper and Cough Cure. It not only cures distemper but when administered in time prevents its spread among horses and colts that have been exposed to the contagion. It is not expensive and is easily administered. Send for book on distemper, free. Ad dress Wells Medicine Co., LaFayette, Indiana, or ask McConnell & Co. Sept. 8—3 mos. When faith goes to market it always takes a basket. Bucklen’s Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, tetter, chap ped hands, chilblaius, corns and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money re funded. Price 25 cents a box. For sale by A. McMillen. |23-lyr. Morris’ English Stable Powder Not only cures but prevents dissase, and when fed two or three times a week will keep your stock in fine condition, will make them fat, sleek and glossy. Changes the entire system, gives new blood, new life, and puts them in good condition for spring work. Full pound packages 25 cents. Sold by McConnell : & Co. Sept. 8—3 mos. A High Liver Usually lias a bad liver. He is bil ious, constipated, has indigestion and dyspepsia. If there is no organic trouble a few doses of Parks' Sure Cure will tune him up. Parks’ Sure Cure is the only liver and kidney cure we sell on a positive guarantee. Price $1.00. Sold by McMillen. Rheumatism. It is a symptom of disease of the kidneys. It will certainly be relieved by Parks’ Sure Cure. That headache, backache and tired feeling come from the same cause. Ask for Parks' Sure Cure for the liver and kidneys, price $1.00 per bottle. Sold by A. McMillen. The World’s Fair Can not remain such without bloom ing look and radiant complexion which health alone imparts. Parks’ Tea. by clearing the blood of impurities, makes the complexion regain the hue of youth. Sold by A. McMillen. Letter From Jack Frost. “If you don’t stop curing chaps and frosted hands with your old Australian Salve I’ll make it hot, or rather cold, for you when I come down.’’ For sale by McConnell & Co. Shiloh’s Vitalizer is what you need for Dyspepsia, Torpid Liver, Yellow Skin or Kidney Trouble. It is guar anteed to give you satisfaction. Price 75 cents. Sold by A. McMillen After Forty Years.—“My father had a fever wire on his leg for forty j years; hut has been permanently cured by Chamberlain’s Eye and Skin Oint ment, after trying all other remedies in vain,” says Mr. S. Wilherell, a gun and lock smith at Fort Madison, Iowa. He further says: “The spot where the sore was, is now perfectly clear as anv other part. He used three 25 cent boxes in all.” Another!—Mr. I». A. Harr,drug gist, Black bum, Mo., says: “l have per sonal knowledge ol a case of chronic sore eyes of many years standing, hav ing been cured by Chamberlain’s Eye and Skin Ointment. The party was Mr. Seth Moore, north of this place.” Mr Mooie says the ointment was worth more than a thousand dollars to him. It cost him 25 cents. For sale by 51c Connell & Co. Before some men are willing to cast their bread upoo the water they want to be sure that it is going to be men tioned in the newspapers. Cure for Headache. As a remedy For all Forms of Head ache Electric Bitte>'s has proved to be the very best. It effects a permanent cure and the most dreaded habitual sick headaches yield to its influence. We urge all who are afflicted to pro cure a bottle, and give this remedy a fair trial. In cases ol habitual consti pation Electric Bitters cures by giving the needed tone to the bowels, and few eases long resist the use of this medi cine. Fry it once. Baige bottles only Fifty cents at A.McMillen’s drug store. Morris’ English Worm Ponder, A specific remedy for worms; warrant ed to cure the worst case of worms known, or money refunded. Knocks pin worms in horses every time. Also good for all kinds of wi rms in horses, sheep and dogs. Price 50 cents at all drug stores, or postpaid by mail. The Wells Medicine Co., LaFayette, In diana. Sept. 8—1 yr. The less a preacher believes God’s promises the more particular ho is about the size of his salary. Morris’ English Stable Liniment Beads the procession. The wonder lin iment of the age. Cures after all oth ers have failed. Has stood the test of twenty years of constant use by one of the leading veterinary surgeons of the English profession, and is now sold in this country upon a positive guarantee. Good for man or Dest. Price 50e and $1. Sold by McConnell & Co. Sept. 8—3m. You can’t tell how many friends God lias in a community by counting the church spires. Park’s Cough Syrup. Has been so highly recommended to us that we have taken up the agency for it and now ask our suffering friends who are suffering with a cold to give it a trial and if it does not give satisfac tion your money will be refunded. Every bottle is sold on a positive guaranttee. Price 50 cents and $1.00. Sold by A. McMillen. Too many people have an idea that religion can be measured by the length of the face. We sell Parks’ Cough Syrup on a positive guarantee to cure throat and lung troubles. It has stood the test for many years and is today the lead ing remedy for the cure of colds, con sumption and all diseases of the lungs and throat. Price 50 cents and $1.00. Sold by A. McMillen. Some men join church for the same motive that others rob a bank. It is reasonable to suppose that as Ayer's Sarsaparilla has benefited others it will benefit you. No other medicine is so effective in producing a radical change in the blood and imparting re newed life and energy to the whole system, both nervous and physical. A chronic grumbler can be set down as a person who loafs too much. When Stanley was exploring in Africa he found an obelisk with these letters engraved H. S. C. C. S. No one was able to decipher them, but since, eminent professors have ascer tained that it means Haller's Sure Cure Cough Syrup. For sale by McConnell. When Hannibal, The great elephant, got a sore foot they used Haller’s Barb Wire Lini ment and cured it up in four days. For sale by McConnell & Co. Karl's Clover Root, the new Blood Purifier, gives freshness and clearness to the Complexion and cures Constipa tion. 25 cents, 50 cents and $1. Sold by A. McMillen. | 26-lyr. Shiloh's Cure, the great cough and croup cure, is for sale by us. Pocket size contains twenty-five doses, only 25 sents. Children love it. A. McMillen. Captain Sweeney, U. S. A., San Di ego, Cal., says: “Shiloh’s Catarrh Rem edy is the first medicine I have ever found that would do me any good.” Price 50 cents. Sold by A. McMillen. We sell the Empire letter copying books. Also best grades of type writ ing paper. . Tiie Citizens Bank of McCook. Incorporated under State La*t | Paid Up Capital, $50,000 |t -DOES A I General Banking Business. Collections .made en all accessible points. Drafts drawn directly on principal cities in Europe, Sues paid for non-residents. | Tickets For Sale to and from Europe OFFICERS: 9 V. FRANKLIN, President. JOHN R. CLARK, Vies Pres. A. 0. EBERT, Cashier. g CORRESPONDENTSt ■ The First National Bank, Lincoln Nebrska. 5a The Chemical National Bank, New York CRj Tfte Hrst National ISanft. AUTHORIZED CAPITAL, $100,000. ^ “ _ CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $60,000. I ~~ ~ I OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS. GEORGE HOCKNEiL, President. B. M. FREES, Vice President. W. F. LAWSON, Cashier. A. CAMPBELL. FRANK HARRIS. aB——a—— I —1 i«mwL..i.wuiM.li.'i ■■ ——- __ S Hair Death instantly removes and forever destroys objectionable hair, whether upon the hands, lace, arms or neck, without dis coloration or injury to the most deli cate skin. It was for fifty years the secret formula of Erasmus Wilson, ac knowledged by physicians as the high est authority and the most eminent dermatologist anti hair specialist that ever lived. During his private prac tice of a lifetime among the nobility and aristocracy of Europe he always prescribed this recipe. Price #1. by mail, securely packed. Correspondence confidential. Sole agents for America. I The Skokum Root Hair Grower Company, Dept. K, 57 South Fifth Av„ New York. W. S. Mohlan, Attorney, McCook, Neb. Sheriff’s Sale. By virtue of an order of sale directed to me from the district court of Red Willow County, Nebraska, on a judgment obtained before Hon. 1). T. Welty, judge of the dis trict court of Red Willow county, Nebraska, on the 20th day of October, 1892, in favor of George Hocknell as plaintiff, and against James W. Speer et al., as defendants, for the sum of one hundred and three dollars and 17 cents, and costs taxed at 819.88 and accruing costs. I have levied upon the fol lowing real estate taken as the property of said defendants to satisfy said judgment, to-wit: The southwest quarter of the south east quarter and the southeast half of the southwest quarter of section 18, and the northeast quarter of the northwest quarter and the northwest quarter of the northeast quarter oi section 19, all in township 2, north of range 30, west of the 6th p. m., in Red Willow county, Nebraska. And will offer the same for sale to the highest bidder, for cash in hand, on the 4th day of December, A. D., 1893, m front of the south door of the court house, in Indianola, NeDraska, that being the building wherein the last term of court was held, at the hour of 1 o’clock p. in. of said day, when and where due attendance will be given by the undersigned. Dated October 26th, 1893. E. R. Banks, Sheriff of said county. First publication October 27-5ts. Notice To Creditors. STATE OF NEBRASKA, I RED WILI.OW COUNTY. Notice is hereby given to all persons hav ing claims against the estate of John D. Gerver, deceased, that the time fixed for filing claims against said estate is 6 months from the 2Sth day of October, 1S93. All sucli persons are required to present their claims, with proper vouchers, to the county judge of said county, at his office therein, on or before tile 2Sth day of April, 1894. And all claims so filed will be beard before said county judge on the30tli day of April, 1894, at one o’clock p. ni. Dated this 23d day of October, 1893. t harles W. Beck, County Judge, First publication October 27-4ts. Notice for Publication. Land Office at McCook. Nebraska, f September 16, 1893. f Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final commutation proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before Register or Receiver, at McCook. Ne braske, on Saturday. October 28th, 1893, viz: •JAMES M. WILSON, H. E. No. 10.131 for the south half of the southeast quarter of section 29. in township 3. north of range 28, west of the 6th p. m. He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon, and cultiva tion of said land: John Neel, of Indianola. Nebraska; Joseph Downs, of Indianola. Ne braska; Stephen Teel, of McCook, Nebraska; William Day, of McCook. Nebraska. J. P. Lindsay. Register. Don’t Tobacco Spit or Smoke Your Life away is the truthful and startling title of a little book that tells all about No-to-bac, the wonderful, harmless guaranteed tobacco habit cure. The cost is trifling and the man who wants to quit and can’t, runs no physical or financial risk in using No-to bac—Sold by all druggists. Book at drug stores or by mail free. The Sterling Remedy Co.. Indiana Min eral Springs, Indiana. Aug. 25—1 yr. Chamberlain’s Eye & Skin Ointment. A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes. Tetter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Old Chronic Sores, Fever Sores. Eczema, Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and Piles. It is cooling and soothing. Hundreds of cases have been cured by it after all other treatment had failed. It is put up in 25 and 50 cent boxes. For sale by George M. Chenery. Nov.20-lyear. We are printing the date to which each subscriber has paid his subscrip tion to The Tribune along with the address. Watch the date and you will know if you are in arrears. If you are please come and see us. On account of the unusual stringency in money matters we are compelled to sell goods 1 ————— hereafter only.... Strictly For Cash. I ~~ ■ We will, however. SELL. ^ DRY GOODS, G CLOTHING, HATS, Q CAPS, ROOTS & SHOES X- At the very lowest living profit; and we kindly _ ask all who have so long traded with us, and have uever been refused credit, to assist us at this critical time. I ' ....IN... : UNDERWEAR, And All Summer Goods We are making -I " i SPECIALLY LOW PRICES. H! J. A. WILCOX & SON McCook, July 26,1893. GEO. J. BURGESS Dealer in The Finest Line of Machinery Ever Brought to this County. Yard West of First National Bank, McCOOK, NEB. 1-0 r j 'I»» i A' TRACE MARK Ccgi£tsrcd What is the condition of yours? Is youv Jitzir dry, hureJi, brittle? Does it spilt ct the ends? 21*23 it £3 lifeless appear zmee ? Does it fall out when combed or brushed? Is it f:i~l of do." Vtiff? Does your scalp itch ? Is it dry or in r falling hair, curea dandruff and grmvs hair on l>iUi heads. tsf“ Keep the Bcaip clean, healthy and free from Irritating eruptions, t1” the use l or skookum Skin Soap. It destroys parasitic insects, which feed on ana ucnrjj I tne hair. If your drurglst canno* supply you, rend direct to up, anti we will forward prepaid, on receipt o£ .'’ice. Grower, $1.00 per bottle; G fur $5.00. Eoap, 50c.per jar; 6for $>.50. THE SKOOKUM ROOT HAIR GROWER CQ.? :r South Fifth Ave., New York, N. Y. MAWHOOB RESTORE?! :/ Kaaranteed tocurer.il r.ervuu. cb.-mv ^bucU .. . o*s . _» Power,Headacbe.V.';;iie; uin;?:Ixjs: »• - * ;• vr.us ness.afldrainsr.rd! •> rf .Torin'•«- • * . ^ ? byoverexeri:.y •r.lti.al err •«•». *: v- 1 •• • « . -;-rn nlants. which I \ • 1 •• • k vest pocfcct. J?i:: ■ \.* i ? cnii ; .v • Iflve a wrlttea r: »r? ■ jo ee or .m; «*»*.• * :-i-. . ofr.il pdraspists. Ahc for... 7. V> a: .• • -•« b^::* se*l«>a in plain wrapper. ssIiJJKJ^VBSJGJfiJL* CO.. w .e.CiULau-j tor saie in MCi-oo*. iseo , tv x- v». s3Ci,oQuea a u., u