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WEALTHY CHILDREN. HOW THE BOYS AND GIRLS OF THE RICH ARE BROUGHT UP. Young People Who Travel All Over tho Civilized World Without Interruption to Their fttudlea—Plain Food and Few Sweetme at* For Mo*t of Them. There are in the United State3 about 100 children who, upon arriving at the age or maturity, will come into the pos session of very large fortunes. They will each have many millions of dollars. In fact one-sixth of the wealth of thoUnited States is supposed to bo in the hands of 20 millionaire families, and each child of each family will some day own the mil lions that have been accumulated for it by its parents and grandparents. The parents of tho children who will some day own one-sixth of all the wealth in this country are very careful about the training and the education of these fortunate youngsters. They are bring ing them upas carefully as ever the chil dren of the royal families of England and Germany ware brought up. Their teach ers are selected from the best in the world, and they are taught, disciplined and drilled iu a wonderful way—a way that many children would consider very hard, strict and tiresome. These millionaire children must be well trained, because they will control many of the railroads of America, tele graph companies, and gold, silver and oil mines, besides iron interests and other great industries. As a rule they travel a great deal, and some of them have been over our whole country. Take the Vanderbilt children for ex ample. They are constantly on the go. In the summer they are at Newport. Later they visit Lenox. Then they go to Europe in a private steam yacht and re turn just in time to spend Christmas at home, b rom r ebruary until June they travel through the west in a private car. But during all these trips their studies are uninterrupted. A corps of teachers, governess and private tutors accompany them everywhere. Their studies are no more disturbed by a departure for Mexi co than a public school child’s studies are disturbed by a hailstorm. Some time ago Mr. Seward Webb and his wife and children journeyed to the World’s fair in a special train. They stopped to visit Mexico, Texas and Cali fornia first. During all this long trip tho Webb children and some little cous ins who accompanied them went on with their studies as usual. There was a special car just for that purpose. The car was called the “Idler,” and it was gorgeously hung with blue tapestries and fine pictures. It had a blue carpet and blue chairs, and all its furnishings sug gested a daintily appointed schoolroom rather than a railroad car. While on such trips the children are taught geography from observation, and it is easy to see that they get a fine knowledge of the country which they will some day control to a great extent. When the W. K. Vanderbilt children are at home they are taught in a school room which is beautifully decorated with Mother Goose melodies and nursery rhymes. There are also simple quota tions from Shakespeare for the older children. Nothing is spared to make the hook education complete. In their daily lives, their goings and their comings and their play, nearly all of the little American aristocrats are brought up alike. And that is with ex treme simplicity. They dress with one half the elegance of other children, and they eat plainer food. Such children as these wear no jewelry at all. They do not know what it is to have gold rings, bangle bracelets and necklaces. Nor do they carry watches. Mrs. Paran Stevens, who is a very rich woman, says that her daughter, who is now the wealthy Mrs. Arthur Paget of London and New York, went wild with delight over a simple little ring given to her when she was 18. It was her very first bit of jewelry. Mrs. Whitney, the wife of ex-Secreta ry Whitney, used to make it a point to take her lunch at the children’s dinner hour, and it was then that she took oc casion to teach her little ones by precept and example the little elegances of man ner which mark the well bred person. Mrs. Flagler, the wife of the rich Stand ard Oil man, goes farther and often lunches with her children in their school room and devotes many hours to person al instructions. But of course the daily life of rich children is not all discipline. Though they do not have candy and jewelry and rich clothes and rich food, they have luxuries which other children do not have. They own beautiful horses and fine dogs, all of the best breeds. A mil lionaire boy has his saddle horse and of ten his tandem team when at his coun try home, and some of these boys have a four in hand. When one of these boys wants a new horse, he buys one or se lects one from his father’s stables. He has a kennel of dogs, besides rare birds and other pets. And if he wants to own a collection of stamps or stones or but terflies or any other one thing, his father gives him money to buy the best that can be bought. When young Tvilliam Astor Chanler, who is now exploring the heart of Afri ca, was spending his summers at Lake George not many years ago, he was seized with a fancy for owning boats of all kinds. He wanted canoes, duck boats, yachts and launches. And he got them all. But the chil dren of the neighborhood used to say that “poor Willie Chanler” was never allowed to buy soda water or candy. One day the temptation to buy candy became too strong for the boy million aire, and he marched boldly into a candy store with a company of Lake George boys at his heels. “Give me 25 cents’ worth of candy,” said he, “and charge it to William A.”— New York Press. Assertion unsupported by fact is nuga tory. Surmise and general abuse, in however elegant language, ought not to pass for truth.—Junius. COLONEL PHILLIPS’ SPECTACLES. Story of Their Use as Related by the Big Hairy Mao From the I’ralrles. “Tlie way you Chicago people look at things reminds me of my old friend. Colonel John Phillips.” Tho speaker was a large, hairy man, with a big slouch hat and a voice evi dently better adapted to tho acoustic properties of the prairie than the smok ing room, lie appeared to realize this as he glanced around anil saw every man in tho room looking toward him, some smiling, some scowliDg. “Tell us about your friend, tho colo nel,” suggested a real estate agent who had the hairy giant on the string for a big cash trade. “Why,” continued the big man with ; the prairie voice, “Phillips saw every i thing that belonged to him big and ev ; erything belonging to mo small” ! “That’s human nature—” tho agent | was suggesting, but the prairie man in j terrupteil with: “No, ’twan't no human nature. ’Twas ■ spectacles 1 He got ’em made in this j town. I believe you people all wear ’em j too.” ; “What peculiar properties did your | friend’s spectacles possess?” asked a cu ! rious listener. j “Just as I’ve said. They made his property loom up in regular Chicago i World’s fair fashion, but squashed other people’s stuff worse’n a Zimri Dwiggius i bank” “How could he do this?” “Why, the blamed lenses worked on | an axis and showed things telescope fash j ion, you know. S’pose there was a horse | trade up; he’d let yon look at your own ; horse through the ordinary little end of his glasses, but when you camo to look j at his he’d get at his specks again under i some pretext—just flipping ’em over the iii-j >» txj-auu juuudco d> nificent animal. It was the same way with houses, tracts of land, wheatfields, changing money—anything. Once you looked through his glasses at anything, you were his victim, for you felt as if you couldn't live until you’d traded just as Phillips wanted you to. But he met his reward. He tried a bluff game on big Buffalo Jones of Arizona, to whom he had by that spectacled jugglery sold 100 jackass rabbits for burrows, and looked at big Jones’ six gun through the little end of his glasses, trying to put him down small, you know. But, alas, it didn’t work!” “What happened?” asked the agent, “Big Jones’ gun went off repeatedly just as Colouel Phillips was adjusting his glasses. It was as well perhaps,” continued the prairie man, dropping his voice so low that the bellowing of tugs in the river and lake could again be heard, “for my friend had acquired such a habit of trying to talk up to the magnifying side of these glasses that his long enjoyed reputation for veracity was entirely sp’iled. We buried him at Big Jones’ expense, and to prevent a re - currence of such a tragedy I took pos session of the spectacles, and” “Whatever became of them?” asked a hungry looking man who had gone broke on a World s fair hotel scheme. “I now wear ’em myself,” said the big, hairy prairie man.—Chicago Trib une. This Frog Weighed a Ton. The labyrinthodon, a huge creature re sembling a toad or a frog, and which lived in the earlier periods of our planet’s history, has been found in a surprising state of preservation in the marl beds of Huezelweitz, Hungary. All species of this gigantic frog are now extinct and are known to the naturalists only through the investigations of the geologists, who have often found parts or entire fossils of the monster in strata of the triassic portion of the mesozoic period. South wick mentions it in a three line entry in his “Quizzism and Key,” under the head “A Frog as Large as an Ox,” and in Barnett’s “Geological Epochs” it is con sidered in a chapter on “Huge Froglike Creatures of the Mesozoic Age.” The specimen unearthed in the Hun garian marl bed is entire with the excep tion of the left forearm and the lower jaw. The skull measures 18 inches be tween the eye sockets and weighs, ex clusive of the missing underjaw, 312 pounds. The bones which have been dis covered up to date (and there is still hopes of finding the missing parts), with the adhering matrix, weigh 1,860 pounds, almost a ton.—St. Louis Republic. The Jury Suited the Lawyer. A Chicago attorney, somewhat noted for his sharp practice, sent his client one day to watch the case. Word came to him that his case was next on the docket, and he hurried over to find the opposing counsel already beginning. In vain he looked for his client. He was nowhere to be seen. In vain he asked for delay, but the court told him that the careless ness of a client would not allow such a thing. At last he glanced into the jury box and saw his client there. The stupid man had thought he heard his name called and had marched in with the rest. The opposing counsel was so anxious to hurry the case along that he neglected to examine the jury. See ing the thing was in his own hands, the Chicago attorney turned to the court. “I withdraw all objection,” he said. “I have my client where I want him.”— Green Bag. No Bogus Italian Counts. American heiresses need have little fear of bogus Italian counts for the same reason that there is no imitation Italian wine—the real article is too cheap. The possession of a title in Palermo gives nothing great of itself, but its indispen sable accompaniment is a carriage, horses and driver in livery. To maintain these on an income of next to nothing a year it is often necessary to eat macaroni and thick soup for a regular diet, do a great part of one’s housework in gloomy, faded apartments and sit about in old clothes all day long to await the magic hour of 3 p. m. Then mother and daugh ter don their finery, the carriage is driv en to the door and it begins—the long, ceremonious drive to La Favoritaand the Giardino Inglese.—Stirling Heilig’s Letter. A PEN PICTURE. An Exact Description of a Typical Case of Chrome Malaria. A yellow skin, a sallow complexion, dark circles about the eyes, a fu.red tongue with bad breath, a bitter taste anti bail digestion, are sure signs of malaria. N'..t exactly sick, but wretch ed, not quite delirious, but got the bitu-s badly; not confined to the b d, but m*t lit. for business; losing flesh, losing bu*i uess, losing all interest in everything; dizzy alter stooping, short of breath on alight exertion, weak and trembly, easily fatigued, restless, nervous, sleepless. Nothing but malaria can so completely undo a person without putting him in In d, nothing else can so irresistibly de moralized mind and body. There is only one cure. Everybody who has had experience with malaria kuows what the cure is. I’e-ru-na exactly hits the case. It not only clean ses the blood of all malarial poison, but it promptly mitigates the bad symptoms ami leaves the brain clear and nerves steady. It cures without delay, without exception and without any ill ( fleet w hat eve r. A complete treatise on malarial and othorfumuier diseases entitled" Aurma” sent free to any address by ihe Pe-’u-na Drug .Manufacturing (Jouipuny, Colum bus, Ohio. Do You Want Lincoln Hews? if so, subseiibe for the Lincoln Even ing News, one of the brightest, and snap piest papers in the west. The News is an independent republican newspaper, and it lias opinions which it is in the habit of expressing whenever occasion demands, and they are opinions that are not tinged with partisan bias or personal prejudice. Lincoln is the social, politi cal and educational center of the state and the esteem in which the The News is lin'd is demonstrated by the fact that its city circulation is over 4700, three times as many as any other Lincon paper. If you want to know what is going on at the state capital send ten cents for a week’s trial subscription to The News Publishing Co.,Lincoln, Neb.,—nnd you can get as many more weeks at the same price as you may wish. Malaria and other atmospheric influen ces are best counteracted bv keeping the blood puie and vigorous with Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. A little camion in this respect may prevent serious illness at this season. Ayer’s Sarsaparilla is the best all-year round medicine in exist ence. The way to stop your newspaper is to stop it says a brother. Pay up ar rearages, if you owe any, and tell the publisher not to send it to your address. Don’t refuse it at the postoffice if you are in debt for it. That makes you ap pear like a dead beat. Don’t tell the editor that you are taking more papers than you can read. He’ll think you’re ■jiug. __ Every family should be provided with some reliable medicine for bowel com plaints. A fair trial will convince any one that Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is without an equal; besides it is pleasant to take. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Mc Connell & Co. The real wise man never makes the same mistake twice. For a sluggish and torpib liver, noth ing can surpass Ayer’s Pills. They contain no calomel, nor any mineral drug, but are composed of the active principles of the best vegetable cathar tics, and their use always results in marked benefit to the patient. A good live paper every Tuesday and Friday, is what you get in The Semi-Weekly Journal for one dol lar. The Tribune and Journal both one year for $1.50. The right kind of a smile never hurts a prayer meeting. Mark Twain Says that you can always cure a mule of kicking if you cut off his tail just behind the ear. Use Haller’s Barb Wire Liniment and it will do just as well. For sale by McConnell & Co. Fine words on a tombstone do not mean anything in heaven. MALARIA. Humphreys’ Specifics Nos. Ten and sixteen speedily and permanently cure malaria and bilious fever. Price 25 cents each at all drug stores. Send 2c to us for our “Tommy Tupper’’ book, the funniest book out. 100U laughs for 2 cents. Haller Prop. Co., Blair, Nebr. Karl’s Clover Root, the new Blood Purifier, gives freshness and clearness to the Complexion and cures •Constipa tion. 25 cents, 50 cents and $1. Sold by A. McMillen. s 26-lyr. A. J. HITTKNHOCSK. C. II. DOYLK. ItITTEXHOUSE & I50VLE. ATTORNEYS - AT - LAW. McCOOK, NEIS. .1. E. KELLEY, ATTORNEY AT LA’a, AGENT LINCOLN LAND CO. MCCOOK, - - NSRUASKA. Office: In renruf First National llunk. HUGH W. COLE, Lawyer, MCCOOK. NEIIBASKA practice in all courts. Common*:*.. miicI corporation law a specialty. Mon»*> to loan. Rooms 4 and 5 old First National bid’ir. —W. Y. GAGE,— Physician & Surgeon, MCCOOK. NEBRASKA. J3?“Ofkick Hours: 9 to 11. a. m.. 2 to 5 and 1 to 9, p. tn Rooms over Fir9t National bank. S^T'Niadit calls answered at office. • JOHN A. REED, \ eterinary Surgeon. McCOOK. NEDUASKA. T-W"Horse Dentistry a Specialty. Castratin'; and Spayim;. Leave orders at residence over Strasser’s Liquor Store. tftt>V Oregon. Mo., a gmfS “My weight was 320 * mm P ^ lb*., now it is 168 lbs., a re-/| I. • ductlon of 152 lbs., and I feel so much better'that I wonld not take $1,000 and be put back where I was. I am both surprised and proud of the change. I recommend your treatment to all sufferers from obesity. Will answer all inquiries if stamp is inclosed for reply." PATIENTS TREATED BY MAIL. CONFIDENTIAL. Harmless, and with n<» starving, inconvenience, or bad effects. For particulars address, with 6 cents in stamp;, 03. 0. W. f. SSYD!R, K'VICKER’S THEATER, CRiCKD. HU , THE KANSAS CITY ± MEDICAL AND SUDOCAL 5ANITADIUAA S3 S. W. tor. lltli ami Broadway, For the treatment of all Chronic and Surgical Diseases and Diseases of the Eye and Ear. The object of this Sanita rium is to furnish board, rooms and medical attention to those suffering with Deformities, Diseases of Women, Dis eases of the Urinary and Sexual Organs, Diseases of the Nervous System, Lung and Throat Diseases, Piles, Cancers, Tumors, Etc., Etc. 8urgical Operations performed with skill. Books free to Men amd Women. For further information call on or address OR. C. NS. COE, Kansas City, Mo. See the World’s Fair for Fifteen Cents. Upon receipt oi your address and til teen cents m postage stamps, we will mail you prepaid our Souvenir Port folio of the World’s Columbian Exposi tion, ibe regular price is 50 cents, but as wo want you to liuve one. wn make the price nominal. You will find it a work of art and a thing to be prized It contains full page views of the great buildings, with descriptions of same and is executed in highest style of art. If not satisfied with it, after you get it, we will refund the stamps and let you keep the book. Address II. IS. Bneklen & Uo., Chicago, 111. A self-made man spoils his work every time he opens his mouth to praise himself. All Free. Those who have used Dr. King’s New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have an opportunity to try it free. Call on the advertised Druggist and get a Trial Bottle, Free. Send your name and address to 11. E Bueklen & Co.. Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King’s.New Life Pills Free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and House-hold Instructor. Free. All of which is guaranteed to do you good and cost you nothing. A. McMillen’s Drug store. People who blow their own horns seldom furnish good music for other folks. Parents who have young children will be interested in the experience cf Mr. A. Moil1, a prominent druggist at Baitt, Iowa. He says “During the summer of 1882, my little girl, two years old, was taken seriously ill with summer com plaint—so common to Children of that age. After beingtreated by a physician and getting no better, I took from my shelves a bottle of Chamberlain's Colie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. She felt relieved after the first dose, and in three days was entirely well.” For sale by McConnell & Co. If a woman is ever merciless it is when she gets a mouse in a trap. Sing a song of sixpence, Pocket full of rye, Four and twenty blackbirds Baked in a pie; When the pie was opened The birds began to sing: Buy a bottle of Haller’s Cough [Syrup.] Its just the proper thing. For sale by McConnell & Co. From North Carolina. “We-uns want you-uns to no that we uns tuck three bottles of uv Haller’s Sasprilla an got clar cured of biles. We-uns live at Hill’s Korners, Norf Caralin, an’ we-uns don’t keer if you-uns no we-uns did hev billes. For sale by McConnell & Co. When the hair has fallen out, leaving the head bald, if the scalp is not shiny, there is a' chance of regaining the hair by using Hall’s Hair Renewer. Mafesfis .7. f.-- • * i' st, ’/JoDock,or iviajr •.iic Louis. rhu Leading Specialist of the United States in Bis Line. Private, Blood, Skin and Nervous Diseases. xoung ana Mlddl e Aged Men: Remark able results have lol lowed my treatment. Many YEARS of var ied and success ful EXPERI ENCE in the use ^ of curative meth Iods that I alone own and control for all disorders of MEN. who have weak or un developed or dis eased organs, or who are suffering from errors of youth and excess - or who arc, nerv .. OUS and IMPO TENT, the scorn of their fellows and the con tempt of friends and companions, leads me to GUARANTEE to all patients, if they can pos sibly be RESTORED, MY OWN EXCLUSIVE TREATMENT will AFFORD A CURE that there is hope for YOU. Consult no other, as you may WASTE VALUABLE TIME. Obtain my treatment at once. Female Diseases cured at home without in it ’events; a wonderful treatment. * v.tarrh, and Diseases of the Skin, Blood, I'cart, Liver and Kidneys. byphilia. The most rapid, safe and effective treatment. A complete core guaranteed. cnkia Diseases of all kinds cured where many Others have failed. Unnatural Discharges promptly cured in a few days. Quick, sure and safe. Thi3 includes Gleet and Gonorrhoea. MY METHODS. 1. Fre? consultation at tlie office or b7 mail. Thorough examination and careful diagnosis, i That each patient treated gets the advantage of special study and experience, and a specialty is made of his or her disease. i. i\ federate charges and easy terms of payment. A home treatment can be given in a majority of cases. Send fer Symptom Blank No. 1 for Men. No. for Women. No. 3 for Skin Diseases. 10c for 54-page Reference Book for Men tr.'i Women. Ail correspondence answered promptly. Bus iness strictly confidential. Entire treatment srutfreefromooservation. Refer to banks in Si. Joseph and business men. Address or call cn • J. N. HATHAWAY, M. D., Lorner 6th and Edmond Sts.. St. Joseph. Me* nothing new when we state that it pays to engage in a permanent, most healthy and pleasant busi ness, that returns a proiit for every day’s work. Such is the business we offer the working class. We teach them how to make money rapidly, and guarantee every one who follows our instructions faithfully the making of £$300.00 a month. Every one who takes hold now and works will surely and speedily increase their earnings; there can be no question about it; others now at work are doing it, and you, reader, can do the same. This is the best paying business that you have ever had the chance to secure. You will make a grave mistake if you fail to give it a trial at once. If you grasp the* situation, and act quickly, you will directly find yourself in a most prosperous business, at which you can surely make and save large sums of. money. The results of only a few hours’ work will often equal a week’s wages. Whether you are old or young, man or woman, it makes no difference, — do as w<* tell you, and suc cess will meet you at the very start. Neither experience or capital necessary. Those who work for us are rewarded. Why not write to-day for lull particulars, free ? 15. C. ALLEN & CO., Box No. 430, Augusta, I\Ie. I'-icM *; F/)c. mi l Sij'O rj,-:r pack •/*?. '*???*ifi An Klcp-'inb TcsL-:r Powder jxlk lor thoTeei li arid lircatii—;i>e. For sale by JleMillen, Druggist. % i^TffiraiUaLWFHENa^^J^ ' nr PES7nCTIO!7 SYRINGE fr-c vif’i «-vrr Vttlo. ij CLEAN. Docs net STAIN. PRF.VEKT3 STRICTURE, Cares GGNOBRHCEA and GLEET in Onb to Foua days-. JL QUICK CURE for LEUCOP.RHCEAor WHITES. Sold by ell DRUGGISTS. Pent to any Addresr ftr ?1.C«V ZUllzdqh ^UNurACTURiaa coM lanoasaEb, oa^ AFU LL ^CET HoiTTTffiS ™ SET Ou li iaa £ i Is rubber^5i00 I Work Guaranteed. Teeth extracted in the morning, new ones inserted evening of same day. Teeth filled without pain, latest method. Finest parlors in the west. Paxton 08.8. W. BAILEY, trance. OMAHA. - - - - NEB. ► «ku PHOTOGRAPHS OnTI' &LX HANDKERCHIEF. j► k niJ r s ;i -roo.i Fboic, a while (new or old ) Silk Used*5 > I - ,-riiit f, w i • li a I*. U. «ir Express Money Order for $1, j y Mini w* « i-i i'hn'ormph the picture on the silk. Keantl-Ji y ful effect. PEK3LOLST picture. WILL XOT FADE or] . ✓ WASH out, 1-nt* forever, ev*rTbcdjr . /yre,. delighted. 4 l yr£tfs? PHOTO «*'*«.«, 0Mb» n..k.-i k . . T?vr. studio 3i3-5i-i7S.iSfli.OUtAHAf y -t.fn nc •X1X3C^a«‘3H?. Z'X’ OTjuH, t'riMdi k d )i '<:»■* •* I<V *<» W( Old, 30MIAM4 . m> »&i3SKS8S, . JtAMSAS^cnVf MO. ul T.dylUCt/ T’tolici'ic. OwT £’> year a ■arccitee-Vi 4» Chicago. iJnrM'shccJ, IbfiS. aud JL.OHOB;-T > .ftCAT iD. -Authorized 07 the State to treat C'‘ r■'jr..c, N‘jrroas and “ Special 1 ; sons oh.” fiaatinal W« WKHC losses).Sexual DebilityCLOs««Y»i. Nervous Debility, Poisoned DIo'mI,“otlT tag* ofeverykBid,Urinaryaudiviuno> Dhwaao# eto. Cures Guaranteed or Money Jttcftinded* 4?iiurtrcit Lo\v» Thous-m-d of tmalJ cured every your. Nxporience In important. NO cury or Injnrluii* metllciiio n»e<l. No tlrna^ost fromDtirtnrvx. Fallen ti at e distance treated by mail and express. Modlclnea sent,»ietj»heroneo from R1120 or brcaknno. Susie Jour \ 8‘j}? for terms. Consultation free and conlldenUM, per sonallyorbylettor. For twrticulani hoO FOR BOTH SEXES.—WFaces KHiiBK Foil <■£ descriptive pictures, sent yUviu sealed In plain envelope for Co. In stamps. N. B.—This book contains buckets »■ d useful knowledge which should he reed by o v 6 rf male from 15 to <5 years cfaee—and ,kcpt under lock and key. FRFfi M VSl.t If A NAI OHY replete with a thousand Interesting spect mens, Inclndtm; thocelebrated » reach MoniMiii •rblch alone coot over *000. For Men Only. RHEUMATISM. 7.1E BREAT TURKISH RHcOMAfli f'JXE. . A POSITIVS teas POU ItHKUBATISH. £501 for any caao this treatment fails to f mre or help. Greatert discovery In 1 .nuals of medicine. Ono do«0 gives 2 ellef: a few doses removes fever nud | _i jaln In Joints; Cure completed in lew days, SertO statement of enso with stamp fog Circulars* D3. HEHEtfiSQN, KbftSAS CITY, MO. THE MILD POWER CURES. HUMPHREYS* ■WW ■ i ii.afi i, r«ffii i *. ■.muaniMM — Dr. Humphrey*’ Sncolflrv nrowIcnTlflcally and carefully prepared }t:%a:\*r*lit*n, wed for years in private practice ami lor v -r t? nn y v.*r>- i y th • people with entire mk.u-.-v. Ever.. .1 .vie .specific a special cure for the so ikuim h. They cure without drugging, puig'ugor reducing the system,and are lnn ci li.u cuu the Sovereign lloinedicH of the \\ orld. LIST OK NUMBERS. CURBS. PRICK*. 1— Fevers, Congestions, Inflammations. .25 2— Wormw, Worm l’evcr, Worm Colic... .25 3— Teething; Colic, Crying, Wakefulness .25 4— Diarrhea, of Children or Adults.25 5— Dysentery,Griping, Bilious Colic. .. .25 6— Cholera Morbus, Vomiting.2-5 7— Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis. .25 8— Neuralgia, Toothache, Fnceache.25 9— Headaches, Sick Headache. Vertigo. .25 10— Dyspepsia, Biliousness, i onstlpatlon .25 11— Hnppressed or Fa in fit 1 Periods. .25 12— Whites, Too Profuse Periods.25 13— Croup, Laryoffitis Hoarseness.... .25 14— Halt Rheum, Erysipelas, Eruptions. .25 15— Rheumatism, or Rheumatic Pains .25 10—Malaria, Chills, Fever and Ague... .25 17— Piles, Blind or Bleeding.25 18— Ophthaimy, Sore or Weak Eyes.25 19— Catarrh, Influenza, Cold in the Head .25 20— Whooping Cough.25 21— Asthma, Oppressed Breathing. .25 22— Ear Discharges, Impaired Hearing .25 23— Scrofula, Enlarged Glands, Swelling .25 24— General Debility, Physical Weakness .25 25— Dropsy, and Scanty Secretions. .25 26— Sea-Sickness, Sickness from Riding .25 27— Kidney Diseases.25 29— Sore Mouth, or Canker. .25 30— Urinary Weakness, Wetting Bed.. .25 31— Painful Periods.25 34— Diphtheria, Ulcerated Sore Throat.. .25 35— Chronic Congestions & Eruptions. .25 EXTRA NUMBERS: 28— Nervous Debility, Seminal Weak ness, or Involuntary Discharges.1.00 32— Diseases of the Heart, Palpitation 1.00 33— Epilepsy, Spasms, St. Vitus’ Dance... 1.00 8oId by Druggists, or sent post-paid on receipt of price. Dr. Humphreys’ Manual (144 pages,) mailkd krkk. HLMrHRF.YS’ JIK1>. CO., 111 A 113 William St., N«*w York. SPECIFICS, HUMPHREYS’ WITCH HAZEL OIL “THE PILE OINTMENT.” For Piles—External or Internal, Blind or Bleeding; Fistula in Am>: Itching or Bleeding of the Rectum. The relief is immediate—the cure certain. PRICE, 50 CTS. TRIAL SIZE, 25 OTS. Sold by DrugghtB, or seut post-p»ld on receipt of price. HUMPlinKYa*MKl).(0., Ill A 113 Wlllinm 81., NEW YORK !...! \ tei ; «i vJ*. x : Ripans Tabules are com- f : pounded from a prescription : : widely used by the best medi- : | cal authorities and are pre- l * sented in a form that is be- : j coming the fashion every- : l where. ♦ __ • R-pans Tabules act gently ♦ promptly upon the liver, : : stomach and intestines; cure : : dyspepsia, habitual constipa- \ : lion, offensive breath and head- : : ache. One tabule taken at the : : first symptom of indigestion, \ : biliousness, dizziness, distress : : after eating, or depression of : : spirits, will surely and quickly j * remove the whole difficulty. : j - : : RipansTabules may be ob- J ♦ tained of nearest druggist. : - : ♦ 4 : Ripans Tabules : are easy to take, l quick to act, and • ave many a doc ■ >r's bill. - “‘j YOU HAVE BACK-ACHE CONSTIPATION LOSSofAPPETITE Failing Eyesight LOSS OF FLESH SCALDING PAINS COLD FEET BAD TASTE IN THE MOUTH BAD DREAMS IRRITATION of BLADDER BRICK DUST DEPOSITS Hep A NERVOUS SE COUGH Oregon Kidney Tea. ^THESE SYMPTOMS INDICATE _kidney disease. ^