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BETSEY BAKER. From noise and bustle far away, lL**rd work my time employing. How happily I spe*t each day. Content and health enjoying! The birds did sing and so did I As I trudged o’er each acre, I never knew wbat’t was to sigh Till I saw Betsey Baker. At church I met her, fair and neat, One Sunday in hot weather. With love I found my heart did beat. And we sang psalms together. When church was over, out she walked. But I did overtake her. Determined I should not be balked, I spoke to Betsey Baker. Her manners were genteel and cool. And in her conversation I found she had just left boarding school j And llnished her education. Vet love made mo speak out quite free. Said I: “I’ve many an acre. Will you give me your company?” “I won’t,” said Betsey Baker. All my entreaties were in vain. And I was forced to leave her. I suffered a most intense pain. For love brought on a fever. The doctor came, he smelt his cane. With a long face like a Quaker. Said lie to me, “Where lies your pain?” Said I, “In Betsey Baker.” Because I was not bad enough He dosed me and he pilled me. And if 1 had taken half his stuff I think it would have killed me. So I put an end to all the strife Betwixt him and the undertaker. And what do you think did save my life? Why, thoughts of Betsey Baker. I then again to Betsey went. Once more with love attacked her. But meantime she had got acquaint With a ramping, mad play actor. If she would have him, he did say, A lady he would make her. He gammoned her to run away. So i lost Betsey Baker. —Boston Transcript. A TREACHEROUS MAID lime. Loufourcade, the wife of an army officer during the French revolu tion, was applied to by the wife of an other officer to afford concealment for her husband. Mme. Loufourcade lived a short dis tance from the city of Lyons. She had fofir servants, and the main difficulty, provided the officer could reach her dwelling without discovery, was how best to guard the secret from them. It was finally decided that one of the females should bo taken into her confi dence and that the officer, who was a rather effeminate looking man, should come disguised in female attire and be passed off as a cousin of Fanchette. So Fanchette, a rather pretty girl, was made acquainted with everything. Captain Lavergne made his appear ance in due time, disguised as a woman, and so well did he look and play his part that he was not suspected by the other servants of being different from what lie seemed. In order, however, to incur as little risk as possible, he pre tended to be greatly fatigued by his journey, and was, soon after his arrival, shown to a private room on the upper floor, which he did not leave again for a week, it being given out that he wa3 quite ill. At the end of the time mentioned some eight or ten soldiers made their appear ance at the mansion and demanded the person of Captain Lavergne. “If you think there is any such individ ual under this roof, you can make your search,” replied Mme. Loufourcade. When the servants were called togeth er, the lady perceived that Fanchette was pale and trembling. As soon as the officer saw her he ex claimed: “Well, wench, did you tell the truth or not? If you did, it’s all right with you, and you needn’t be scared; if you didn’t, it’s my honest opinion you’ll soon be a head shorter.” “What is this?” cried Mme. Loufour cade, in astonishment. “Well, I don’t care!” said Fanchette, assuming an impudent manner. “It’s time the aristocrats was put down and made to know that other people is as good as them. I heard there was a re ward of a thousand francs offered for this man, who’s dared to come here and pass himself off as a female, and Ithought I’d just as good a right to the money as anybody.” • ‘Ana tor tms you nave sola your soul, groaned her mistress. “Don’t come any religious talk over me!” cried Fanchette. “I know more of what’s been going on than you think. Religion’s been swept away by a decree, and death’s an eternal sleep.” “That’s all true, girl,” chimed in the officer with an emphatic oath. “But while we’re talking the man may get away. Here, guard, seize and bind all these parties.” There was no resistance made by the mistress and her terrified servants, and in a very short time all except Fanchette were secured with cords. “Now, girl,” said the officer, with a coarse laugh, “show us the way to your sweet female cousin.” Captain Lavergne meantime was not entirely ignorant of his peril. From his window he had seen the approach of the soldiers and rightly conjectured they were in quest of himself. His apartment was so situated that he could not go down stairs and escape without being seen by some of the servants. He was alarmed, and his mind became active to devise some means of defense or escape. He had in his possession a brace of load ed pistols, and his first idea was to bar ricade his door and sell his life as dearly as possible, but in looking about the apartment he noticed the fireplace and discovered that the chimney was large enough to admit his person. He could see the light at the top, and it occurred to him that perhaps he might escape, and he resolved to make the trial. Taking his pistols with him, Captain Lavergne hurriedly pushed his way up the chimney, with the view of getting on the roof, but when he had ascended some eight or ten feet he discovered to his agreeable surprise that there was a kind of recess, such as were sometimes left in old fashioned chimneys for the purpose of opening another flue when ever it might be wanted, large enough to conceal him from the view of any one looking up from below. Hastily getting into it, he breathed a little more freely, though still with a good deal of nervous apprehension. He feared that in coming up he had shaken down a sufficient quantity of soct to be tray his manner of escape and give a clew to his place of retreat. But a glance downward at his clothes con vinced him that ho had little to be alarmed about in this respect—for this flue had never been much used, his gar ments were not badly soiled, and ho could not perceive dirt enough below to attract attention. He had not long to wait beforo he heard the soldiers enter the room, led by the treacherous girl. “Hal he escaped!” exclaimed the latter in alarm. The officer swore some terrible oaths and fiercely demanded which way. “Either up the chimney or into some other part of the house,” said Fanchette. “He was here a few minutes ago.” “Quick, men, fly about, he’s not up here,” cried the officer, looking up the chimney. “Two of you run out and see if he’s on the roof, and the rest ransack the house! If we don’t find him, we’ll burn it down!” A hurried search was apparently made of the room they were in, and then Cap tain Lavergne heard the soldiers in dif ferent parts of the house opening and banging doors, shouting and cursing. He felt his situation now to be very crit ital indeed, for should the house be fired he feared there might be no escape for him. After awhile the noise and tu mult subsided, and every moment he was in trembling expectation of hearing or seeing something to indicate that the building was on fire, and he now rer solved to make another bold effort for his life. He reasoned that those sent outside to see if he was on the r6of had already rejoined the others, and he now resolved to gain the roof, and if he could do so undiscovered to venture a leap among the thick shrubbery at the rear of the mansion. in tne course or two or turee minutes this dangerous feat was successfully exe cuted, and Captain Lavergne found him self once more on the ground outside considerably scratched and bruised, but not seriously injured. He now heard loud voices inside and hurriedly stole away through tho shrubbery. The searching officer, not finding any traou of the man he sought, at last be came enraged at the treacherous girl and accused her of deceiving him. This impression was soon strengthened into conviction by Mine. Loufourcade and the other servants, and the whole affair ended in the release of the prisoners and the arrest of Fanchette, who was her self marched off to prison, where she died. After tho soldiers had gone Captain Lavergne returned to the mansion to as sure Mme. Loufourcade of his safety and then set off to make his escape from the country, which he accomplished and lived to return at the end of the Reign of Terror.—Exchange. Ancient and Modern English Guns. Nelson’s ship, the Victory, was de signed to carry 104 guns, consisting of 32, 24 and 12 pounders, ranged on her upper, main, middle and lower decks. She was also armed with a few 68-pound er carronades. The weight of her one broadside of single shotted guns was 1,104 pounds, which was considered pro digious in those days. In the account of the battle of Trafalgar, in which action this ship played so prominent a part, the bre ,ide that she poured into the French Bucentaure is described as ter rific, dismounting 20 of her adversary’s guns and killing and wounding no less than 400 of her officers and men. Compare this with our guns of the present day, when a single gun of the Nile or Trafalgar throws a projectile 100 pounds heavier than the whole broadside of the Victory, while one of our 101-ton guns discharges a projectile weighing no less than 1,800 pounds! It may be of interest to know that while only 325 pounds of powder were ex pended in the discharge of a broadside from the Victory as much as 3,000 pounds weight of powder is consumed in firing the broadside of the Victoria or the Sans Pareil, two of our modem iron clads!—Good Words. The Problem of the Cradle. Ever since the world began mothers have been rocking cradles and singing lullabies. From time immemorial the problems have existed. What can we do with this baby? Where can we put it so that it will be safe? How can we manage to secure a few intervals of peace and tranquillity? How can we still its cries and whines? How can we teach it to walk? In a word, how can we emancipate ourselves from the absorbing tyranny of these sweet babes, our off spring? The solutions which have been in vented by the solicitude, the ingenuity and the instinct of mothers have taken the form of cradles, swaddles, leading strings and gocarts. The variety of these inventions is considerable, and a description of them would form, per haps, a curious chapter in the history of hygiene and domestic economy.—Har per’s Bazar. A Bit of Jewish Wit. A striking commentary was recently made by a Russian Jew on the judicial corruption which sustains his country. He passed the law courts in one of the citieaof his empire and noticed a fine statue placed in front of the building. “Whom does this statue represent?” he inquired of a passerby. “Why, Jus tice, of course!” “How sad,” exclaimed the Jew, “that justice should be relegat ed to the outside of the edifice and be al together excluded from admission with in.”—Rabbi Adler in Fortnightly Re view. Why Snakes Are Harmful. A great many farmers, particularly in New Jersey and Pennsylvania, encour age the presence of snakes in their neigh borhood on the theory that they destroy vermin. Naturalists are now agreed they do injury by devouring toads and frogs, those animals being more indus trious destroyers of vermin than the makes. The following extract from a letter written by J.A. Starbuck of Yorktown, Iowa, speaks for itself: “Two years ago, in harvest time, a young man came in my store and said he had been binding wheat during the forenoon, and was so bad with diarrhoea and colic pains, that he wouid have to lay off unless he could get relief. I took a bottle of your diarrhoea remedy from the shelf, gave him a dose; sold him the bottle, and told him l would give the money back if it did no good. lie came in next morning and said the single dose did its work so well, that he not only kept up his place binding during the afte-noon, but had worked all night, and had the price of the dose I gave him been three dollars it would have been cheap. I will further say, keep on with yourgood work. You cannot recommend your medicine too highly. Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is one of the greatest of the age; it cannot be beat. Wishing you much success and prosper ity which you-richly deserve, I remain, truly yourfriend.” For sale by McCon nell & Co. If the facts could only be fully known it would no doubt be found that one good-natured man does more for the health of a neighborhood than four doctors. Every family should be provided with some reliable medicine for bowel com plaints. A fairjtrial will convince any one that Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is without an equal; besides it is pleasant to take. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Mc Connell & Co. The dismal man generally looks as though he would like to put an iron roof over the sky if he could. Sing a song of sixpence, Pocket full of rye, Four and twenty blackbirds Baked in a pie; When the pie was opened Tbe birds began to sing: Buy a bottle of Haller’s Cough [Syrup,] Its just the proper thing. For sale by McConnell & Co. Faith without works is not worth any more than a watch in the same condition. From North Carolina. “We-uns want you-uns to no that we uns tuck three bottles of uv Haller’s Sasprilla an’ got clar cured of biles. We-uns live at Hill’s Korners, Norf Caralin, an’ we-uns don’t keer if you-uns no we-uns did hev billes. For sale by McConnell & Co. Every stone thrown at a good man here adds a jewel to his cfowu in heaven. Mark Twain Says that you can always cure a muie of kicking if you cut off his tail just behind the ear. Use Haller’s Barb Wire Liniment and it will do just as well. For sale by McConnell & Co. Many people who are downright rav ens at home pass for doves in society. During the dog-day season, the drain of nervous and viral energy may be counteracted by the use nt Ayer’s Sar saparilla. In puiifying the I lood, it acts as a superb corrective and imiie. and enables the system to defy malarial ami other climatic influences. If yon want to know what earnestness means, watch a boy digging fish bait. MALARIA. Humphreys’ Specifics Nos. Ten and sixteen speedily and permanently cure malaria and bilious fever. Price 25 cents each at all drug stores. A lie i9 always a few shades blacker than the sin it tries to hide. Send 2c to us for our “Tommy Tupper” book, the funniest book out, 1000 laughs for 2 cents. Haller Prop. Co., Blair, Nebr. The devil keeps close to the man who gets mad quick. Shiloh’s Vitalizer is what you need for Dyspepsia, Torpid Liver, Yellow Skin or Kidney Trouble. It is guar anteed to give you satisfaction. Price 75 cents. Sold by A. McMillen Trouble runs out to meet those who go out to borrow it. Captain Sweeney, U. S. A., San Di ego, Cal., says: “Shiloh’s Catarrh Rem edy is the first medicine I have ever found that would do me any good.” Price 50 cents. Sold by A. McMillen. Karl’s Clover Root, the new Blood Purifier, gives freshness and clearness to the Complexion and cures Constipa tion. 25 cents, 50 cents and $1. Sold by A. McMillen. J 26-lyr. A good live paper every Tuesday and Friday, is what you get in The Semi-Weekly Journal for one dol lar. The Tribune and Journal both one year for $1.50. Shilol's Cure, the Great Cough and Croup Cure is for sale by us. Pocket size contains twenty-five doses, only 25 cents. Children love it. A. McMilleD, druggist. Noonein ordinary health need become bald or gray, if he will follow sensible treatment. We advise cleanliness of the scalp and the use of Hall’s Hair Renewer. A. J. RITTEXHOU8E. C. H. DOYLE. KITTEN HOUSE & HOYLE, ATTORNEYS - AT - LAW McCOOK, NEB. J. E. KELLEY, ATTORNEY AT LAW, AGENT LINCOLN LAND CO. McCOOK, - - NEDBASKA. Office: Iu rear of First National Bank. HUGH W. COLE, Lawyer, McCOOK, NEBBASKA t*^Will practice in all courts. Cominercia. ami corporation law a Bnecialty. Money to loan. Booms 4 and 5 old First National bld’jr. —W. V. GAGE,— Physician & Surgeon, McCOOK, NEBRASKA. f3T“0FFiCE Hocus: 9 to 11, a. in., 2 to 5 and 7 to 9, p. in Rooms over First National bank. jsgT'Niglit calls answered at office. R. A. COLE, -LEADING MERCHANT - TAILOR OF MCCOOK, has a fine stock of Cloths, Bind ings, and other trimmings always ou hand. CHASE CO. LAND & LIVE STOCK CO. ■ones branded on left bln or left snoulden where on the animal P. O.address, Imperial Chase County, and Beat rice, Neb. Range, Stint' leg Water and French man creeks, Chase Co, Nebraska. Brand ns cut on side o( some animals, on hip and sides of some, or any CAftSCEH Snbject3 need fear no longer from this King of Terrors, for by a most wonderful discovery in medicine, cancer on any part of the body can be permanently cured without the us© of the knife. MRS II. D. Cor.BV, 2307 Indiana Ave., Chicago, says “ Was cured of cancer of the breast in six weeks by vour method of treatment.'’ Send for treatise. Dr. £1* C. Dale, 3G5 i>4lh St., Chicago mo ucanu ui juii.cii.cic wuu uuc uuMUCbb ur pleasure. It builds up and improves the general health, clears the skin and beautifies the complexion. JSo wrinkles or flabbiness follow this treatment. Endorsed by physicians and leading society ladies. PATIENTS TREATED BY MAIL. CONFIDENTIAL. Uarralest. No Starring. Send 6 cents in stamps for particulars to HR. 0.1V. F. SNYDER. M’VICKER'S THEATER. CHICAGO, H.L * THE KANSAS CITY I" MEDICAL AND SURGICAL SANITARIUM S. W. €or. lltii and Broadway, For the treatment of all Chronic and Surgical Diseases and Diseases of the Eye and Ear. The object of this Sanita rium is to furnish board, rooms and medical attention to those sufferi • •. v • •» eases of the Urinary and Sexual Organs. Di seases of tlu ■ System, Lung and Throat Diseases, Piles. Oncers, Turn- •. -. Etc., Etc. Surgical Operations performed with skill. T • .■> free to Men amd Women. For further information call on oi - Hires* DR. C. M. COE, Kansas City, ii",o. AGENTS On Salary and Commis sion for the only Author WANTED ized Biography of James G. Blaine, by Gail Ham ilton, his literary executor, with the co-operation of his family, and for Mr. Blainels Complete Worts, "Twenty Years of Congress,” and his later book, “Political Discussions.” One prospectus for the ;if O' •O’ *0’ ■O’ —• ~~~ 'O’ 'O’ 'O' 'O' afe 3 best sening ^ BIOGRAPHY f b °°ks on the § § market. Mr. A. || OF || K. Jor don of § jAS G BI.AINE. f Maine tookii2 § J § orders of the first n0 calls; agent’s profit $196.50. Mrs. Bal lard of Ohio took 15 orders, 13 seal Russia, in one day; profit $26.25. E. N. Rice of Massachusetts took 27 orders in two days; profit $47.25. J. Partridge of Maine took 43 orders from first 36 calls; profit $75.25. Exclusive territory given. Write immediately for terms to THE HENRY BILL PUB. CO., g-4ts. Norwich, Connecticut. Parents who have young children will be interested in the experience «f Mr. A. Moir, a prominent druggist at Baitt, Iowa. He says “During the summer of 1SS2, my little girl, two years old, was taken seriously ill with summer com plaint—so common to Children of that age. After beingtreated by a physician and getting no better, 1 took from my shelves a bottle of Chamberlain’s Colic?, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. She felt relieved after the first dose, and in three days was entirely well.” For sale by McConnell & Co. The world is full of men who intend to become benefactors by and by, who are very slow about going to work. As an after-dinner pill, to strengthen the stomach, assistdigestion, and correct any bilious tendencies, Ayer’s Pills are considered the best. Being sugar-coated they are as agreeable as any confection and may be taken by the most delicate. The Greatest on Sea and Land Send a-cent postage stamp for a 100 page COOK BOOK FREE, j ^ Prices -f low. , . Fare sumptuous Sales every day. See your dealer. Ask for prices Take no other. Address, jJzsn*'' ••_, hi *N' W. C. LaTOURETTE, Agent, MoCook,or Majestic Mfg. Co., St. Louis. The Leading Specialist of the United States in His Line. Private, Blood, Skin and Nervous Diseases. xounR ana Middle Aged Men: Remark able results have followed my treatment. Many YEARS of var ied and success ful EXPERI ENCE in the use of curative meth Ods that I alone pown and control fjiifor all disorders (tof MEN, who ^have weak or un Ja developed or dis vijeased organs, or IBjwho are suffering Hjifrom errors of ^youth and excess or who are nerv . 11- uua auu x xu jl w TENT, the scorn of their fellows and the con tempt of friends and companions, leads me to GUARANTEE to all patients, if they can pos sibly he RESTORED, MY OWN EXCLUSIVE TREATMENT will AFFORD A CURE C^”KfiM£AIB£R, that there is hope for YOU. Consult no other, as you may WASTE VALUABLE TIME. Obtain my treatment at once. Female Diseases cured at home without in struments; a wonderful treatment. Ca tarrh, and Diseases of the Skin, Blood, Heart, Liver and Kidneys. Syphilis. The most rapid, safe and effective treatment. A complete cure guaranteed. Skin Diseases of ail kinds cured where many others have failed. Unnatural Discharges promptly cur6d in a few day3. Quick, sure and safe. This includes Gleet and Gonorrhoea. MY METHODS. 1. Free consultation at the office or by mall. 2. Thorough examination and careful diagnosis. 5. That each patient treated gets the advantage of special study and experience, and a specialty is made of his or her disease. L Moderate charges and easy terms of payment A home treatment can be given in a majority of cases. Send for Symptom Blank No. 1 for Men. No. 2 for Women. ; No. 3 for Skin Diseases. Send 10c for 64-page Reference Book for Men and Women. All correspondence answered promptly. Bus iness strictly confidential. Entire treatment ; £?r.t free from observation. Refer to banks in St Josejjb and business men. Address or call on « N. HATHAWAY, M. D.f Corner 6t'a and Edmond Sts.. St. JoseDh. Me WE nothing new when we state that it pays to engage in a permanent, mos* healthy and pleasant busi ness, that returns a protit for every day’s work. Such is the business we offer the working class. We teach them how to make money rapidly, and guarantee every one who follows our instructions faithfully the making or $300.00 a month. Every one who takes hold now and works will surely and speedily increase their earnings; there can be no question about it; others now at work are doing it, and you, reader, can do the same. This is the best paying business that you have ever had the chance to secure. You will make a grave mistake if you fail to give it a trial at once. If you grasp the situation, and act quickly, you will directly find yourself in a most prosperous business, at which’you can surely make and save large sums of money. The results of only a few hours’ work will often equal a week’s wages. Whether you are old or young, man or woman, it makes no difference,— do as we tell you, and suc cess will meet you at the very start. Neither experience or capital necessary. ’ Those who work for us are rewarded. Why not write to-day for .ull particulars, free ? E. C. ALLEN & CO., Box No. 420, Augusta, Me. It is r.n a?rt:e?tbi* I/u>rn!ive lor the Bowels; can be *:mae -utor,T» arcr use r.i ominute. Price2'<e.. 50c. and 3!.t<0per vHv:'T«ge. TOr.yV; Tvf .Arc Elcsrant Yo»let Powder jEk t'j jL*L ‘v> for ti c Tee ill and. i breath—25c. For sale by M*eMillen. Druggist. Car PERFECTION STRINGS Tt'z with e.-orr bottle. If, CLEAN. 1)^3 rot STAIN. PREVENTS STRICTURE, Cares GONOBRlICEA find GLFFT Onb to i’ocs daja, «A yUICK CURE for LEUCORRHfEA or WHITES. U ! bv a!! DUr.iUIbTS. Ucnttoanj Address for |I IKV il&KVl'±<JriU2J3S C0„ LaNCASIER, ijiii-Jj A~FULL "FFg•? 50 ON . . . for.. set of e £=L 8 n rubber$5,00 Work Guaranteed. Teeth extracted in the morning:, new ones inserted evening: of same day. Teeth tilled without pain, latest method. Finest parlors in the west. Paxton 9B-H.W.BAILEY, trautx* OMAHA, NEB. ? ft'-i. PHOTCGRAPHSonTI SILK HANDKERCHIEF, \ V Wall ova pood Photo, n white (new or old; Silk lland«4 ► krrehlt-f. with a I*. O. or Express 31 one j Orilrr for fl,i ► and we will Phniopraph the pietureon the «!lk. Beauti ful effeet. FEilBANENT pletare. WILL NOT FADK or^ WASH oat, lints forever, ev-rrbodj delighted, < '/£ pHOTO K*fereBee,0»»ha«»nke.d sTUD^aiB.sidysjsth.OMAHAjl EJ'di’ aacn Trtiws; x'X1 oviiH, yVandu tvnd Boru* Mcdlcr.! >imti(Mtv« by »«*«•: i® »l>;d, Kell able . !ffi. 8ERCEBSM, 102 A I04W.KINTH STREET. MANS A3 CITY 5 BSO. A lingular Graduate in Medicine. Over 20 yeart! practice—12 in Chicago. EttabUshed, IKtiS. on' £oXO EHT i .OCA TEB, Abtbnrlicd l>7 tho Slate to treat Chronic, Narront anil '• Special Disease*,” Seminal 'Yjnkn“«•,(“ *5“ J LOSSES), Sexual Debility IIAWHOJ SEXUAL VUWkRX Nervous Debility. Totaoned Blood, Ulcers and BiroB’ ings of every kind. Urinary and Kidney Cure. tliiunintMll »r Money iTenmdecI, OhnrKrs Law. Thousands of case, oured every year. Experience la Important. r?®£ cury or Injurious niedicluo used. No time lost from business. Patients at a distance treated by mall slid express. Medicines sent everywhere rreo fr«jm (taze or breakauo. State your case ana Bend for terms. Consultation freo and contldcntlal.per •ooallyorbylettcr. For particularssee nlkftl# FOB BOTH KEXKS.-SOPttfcOS HSlllSS Tull of descriptive pictures, sent UUUn sealed In plain envelope for fie. In stamps. N. B.—Tbi, book contains Bechets ard useful knowledge which should be read by every male from IS to 45 years of lock and key. FREE MUSEUM OF ANAT OMY replete with a thousand Interesting speci mens, Including the celebrated Franco Manlaia which alone cost over ROOD. For Men Only* RHEUMATISM “ THE BRIAT TURKISH RHEUMATIC CURE. ▲ POSITIVE CUUK FOR RHEUMATISM. *50 tor any caao this treatment fails to Yure or help. Greatest discovery in gnnala of medicine. One dose gives relief; a few doses removes fever and ,»ain in joints; Cure completed In ft1 few days. Bend statement of case with stamp fos Circulars, DR. HEHDEBSCM, KANSAS CITY, MO. THE MILD POWER CURES. HUMPHREYS* xi——11—— muiiwiini iimi minw—sni—ii m~i-n-rrrr l»r. Humphrey** Specifics are scientifically and carefully prepared Remedies, used for years in private practice nud for over thirty years by tho people with entire success. Every single Specific h special cure for the disease named. They cure without dragging, purg'ng or reducing the system, and arc iuinetand deeu the {sovereign Itemedies of the World. LIST OF NU.M11KI13. CURES. PRICES. 1— Fevers, Congestions, Inflammations. .25 2— Worms, Worm Fever, Worm Colic... .25 3— Teething; Colic, Crying, Wakefulness .25 4— Diarrhea, of Children or Adults. .25 5— Dysentery, Griping, Bilious Colic.25 O—Cholera Morbun, Vomiting.25 7— Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis. .25 8— Neuralgia, Toothache, Faceucbo.25 9— Headaches, Sick Headache, Vertigo. .25 10— Dygpepsia, Biliousness, Constipation .25 11— Suppressed or Painful Periods. .25 12— Whites, Too Profuse Periods.25 13— Croup, Laryngitis, Hoarseness.25 14— Salt Rheum, Erysipelas, Eruptions. .25 15— Rheumatism, or Rheumatic Pains .25 16— Malaria, Chills, Fever and Ague... .25 17— Piles, Blind or Bleeding. 25 18— Ophr hnliny, Sore or Weak Eyes.25 19— Catarrh, Influenza, Cold In the Head .25 20— Whooping Cough.25 21— Astlnna, Oppressed Breathing. .25 22— Ear Discharges, Impaired Hearing .25 23— Scrofula, Enlarged Glands, Swelling .25 24— General Debility, Physical Weakness .25 25— Dropsy, and Scanty Secretions. .25 26— Sea-Sickness, Sickness from Riding ,25 27— Kidney Diseases.25 29— Sore Mouth, or Canker.25 30— Urinary Weakness, Wetting Bed.. .25 31— Painful Periods.25 34— DiphthcHa, Ulcerated Sore Throat.. .25 35— Chronic Congestions & Eruptions. .25 EXTRA NUMBERS: 28— Nervous Debility, Seminal Weak ness, or Involuntary Discharges.1.00 32— DIseasesof the Heart,Palpitation 1,00 33— Epilepsy, Spasms, St. Vitus’ Dance... 1.00 Sold by Druggists, or sent post-paid on receipt of price. Da. Humphreys* Manual (144 pages,) mailed free. HUMPHREYS* J1FD. CO., 111 A 113 William 8t., New York. SjPE Cl FI CS, HUMPHREYS’ WITCH HAZEL OIL “THE PILE OINTMENT." For Piles—External or Internal, Blind or Bleeding; Fistula in Ann: Itching or Bleeding of the Rectum. The relief is immediate—the cure certain. PRICE, 50 CTS. TRIAL SIZE, 25 CTS. Sold by Druggists, or neat post-paid oa receipt of price. HUMPH KEYS* MED. (■()., 111 & 11 2 William St., NEW YOKK : Ripans Tabules are com- ♦ ♦ pounded from a prescription : : widely used by the best medi- j \ cal authorities and are pre- • t sented in a form that is be- : : coming the fashion every- \ j where. : Ripans Tabules act gently J I but promptly upon the liver, ♦ j stomach and intestines; cure ! : dyspepsia, habitual constipa- \ : tion, offensive breath and head- j : ache. One tabule taken at the : : first symptom of indigestion, \ : biliousness, dizziness, distress : : after eating, or depression of : : spirits, will surely and quickly | ; remove the whole difficulty. : ! — i : Ripans Tabules may be ob- : 1 tained of nearest druggist. t ♦ • J ; Ripans Tabules : j are easy to take, : quick to act, and J : save many a doc- 1 ; tor’s bill. j [You Want The Best. TRY THIS. EXPERIMENTS ARE DANGEROUS. DEE AYS ARE DANGEROUS. TRY NO EXPERIMENTS. MAKE NO <jSE DEJ.AYS. ( OREGON SIDNEY JEA, IT WILL CURE YOU Of Back-ache, Inflammation of the Bladd». or Kidneys, Diabetes, Loss of Fta*. S cal Swellings, Constipation and all complaints arising from a morbid condition of the Uri nary Organs. n r.«HL3UU.-r - • . _