WONDERFUL! The cures which are being effected by Drs. Starkey & Paten, 1529 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa., in Consumption, Catarrh, Neuralgia, Bronchitis, Rheu matism, and all chronic diseases by their compound Oxygen Treatment is indeed marvelous. If you area sufferer from any disease whioh your physician has failed to cure, write for information about this treat ment, and their book of two hundred pages, giving a history of Compound Oxygen, its nature and effects with nu merous testimonials from patients, to whom you may refer for still further information, will be promptly sent, without charge. This book aside from its great merit as a medical work, giving as it does, the result of years of study and experi ence, you will find a very interesting one. Drs. STARKEY & PALEN, 5129 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. 120 Sutter St., San Francisco, Cal. Please mention this paper. The charity that begins at home and stays at home generally dies of heart failure. A Blacksmith Saves the Life of a Little Girl.—Minnie Carney, of Lytle City, Iowa, was perhaps as near leaving this world as any one can be, and recover. She was sick with cholera morbus; completely exhausted and un conscious. The physicians in consulta tion decided the case was hopeless and beyond their control.—Chas. J. New comb, a blacksmith, walked four miles through the darkness and storm, to^et a remedy he had himself used and which he firmly believed would cure her. That medicine was Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. He obtained part of a bottle with which he hastily returned and gave the little sufferer a half teaspoonful, which re lieved her and consciousneess gradually returned. The medicine was given in broken doses and in a short time she was well. He is positive that it saved her life, and has others in that vicinity. For sale by McConnell & Co. Culture may sandpaper and polish, but it cannot change the grain of the wood. Guaranteed Cure. We authorize our advertised drugsist to sell Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. If you are afflicted with a Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed giving it a fair trial, and experience no benefit, you may return the bottle and have your money refund ed. We could not make this offer did we not know that Dr. King’s New Dis covery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottles free at Mc Millen’s drugstore Large size 50 cents and $1. If the devil couldn’t'hide his face behind a mask, he would never leave the pit. A Leader. Since its first introduction, Electric Bitters has gained rapidly in popular favor, until now it is clearly in the lead among puremiedicinal tonics and alter natives—containing nothing which per mits its use as a beverage or intoxicant, it is recognized as the best and purest medicine for all ailments of Stomach, Liver or Kidneys. It will cure Sick Headache, Indigestion, Constipation and drive Malaria from the system. Satisfaction guaranteed with each bottle or the money will be refunded. Price only 50 cents per bottle. For sale by A. McMillen. Give seme people money enough, and they will vel themselves to death. Corns and bunions may be removed by paring them down closely as possible without drawing blood; then soak them in warm water to soften them, and ap ply Chamberlain’s Pain Balm twice daily, rubbing them vigorously for ten minutes at each application. A corn plaster should be worn for a few days to protect them from the shoes. As a general liniment for sprains, bruises, lameness and rheumatism, Pain Balm is all that can be desired. For sale by McConnell & Co. A doubt is the heviest thing man ever tried to lift. My customers have been using Cham berlain’s Cough Remedy for several years and will have no other kind. The reason is because it can always be de pended upon, is quick in its actions and perfectly safe. —Da. R. L. St. John, Rowland, Mo. For sale by McConnell & Co. A lie can run fast, but the feet of truth hever slip. A good live paper every Tuesday and Friday, is what you get in The Semi-Weekly Journal for one dol lar. The Tribune and Journal both one year for $2.50. The lazier a man is the more he claims to be Bick. Karl’s Clover Root, the new Blood Purifier, gives freshness and clearness to the Complexion and cures Constipa tion. 25 cents, 50 cents and $1. Sold by A. McMillen. s 26-lyr. We sell the Empire letter copying books. Also best grades of type writ ing paper. SURROUNDED BY MYSTERY! A Great Mistake. A recent discovery Is that headache, dizziness, dullness, confusion of the mind, etc., are due to derangement of the nerve centers which supply the brain with nerve force; that Indigestion, dyspepsia, neuralgia, wind In stomach, etc., arise from the derange ment of the nerve centers supplying these or ?ans with nerve fluid or force. This is likewise rue of many diseases of the heart and lungs. The nerve system Is like a telegraph system, as will be seen by the accompanying cut. The little white lines are the nerves which convey the nerve force from the nerve centers to every part of the body, fast as the electric current Is conveyed along the telegraph wires to every station, lane or small. Ordinary physicians fall to < regard this fact; Instead of treat ing the nerve cen ters for the cause of the disorders arising therefrom they treat the part affected. Franklin Miles, M. D., LL. B., the highly celebrated specialist and student of nervous diseases, and author of many noted treatises on ths Utter subject, long since realized the truth of the first statement, and his Restorative Nervine Is prepared on that principle. Its success In curing all diseases arising from derange ment of the nervous system Is wonder ful, as the thousands of unsolicited testimo nials in possession of the company manufac turing the remedy amply prove. Or. Miles' Restorative Nervine is a reliable remedy for all nervous diseases, such ps headache, nervous debility, prostration, sleeplessness, dizziness hysteria, sexual de bility, St. Vitus dance, epilepsy, etc. It Is sold by all druggists on a positive guarantee, or sent direct by the Dr. Miles Medical Co.. Elkhart, Ind„ on receipt of price, tl per bot tle, six bottles for 15, express prepaid. Restorative Nervine positively contain* no opiates or dangerous drugs. » To Our Advertisers. You are entitled to have your display advertisements changed once a month at the regular price. Changes more frequent will be charged extra accord ing to the amount of composition. Local advertisements may be changed every week at usual price. Copy for new advertisements and for changes of regular advertisements must be in this office by Wednesday of each week to insure prompt insertion. Notice of discontinuance of any dis play advertisement must be given not later than Wednesday. Local adver tisements may be discontinued at any time before Thursday evening. A strict observance of these necessary rules is respectfully requested. The Publisher. January 1, 1893. Buck ten's Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, sores, ulcers, salt rheuui, tetter, chap ped hands, chilblains, corns aud all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money re funded. Price 25 cents a box. For sale by A. MeMillen. 123-lyr. No sermon is dull that cuts the con science. WANTEDv 37 men wanted at McConnell & Co.’s drug store next Monday morning, to buy a bottle of Haller’s Barb Wire Liniment, it is absolutely guaranteed. A good man has no quarrel with the truth. MALARIA. Humphreys' Specifics Nos. Ten and sixteen speedily and permanently cure malaria and bilious fever. Price 25 cents each at all drug stores. We are printing the date to which each subscriber has paid his subscrip tion to The Tribune along with the address. Watch the date and you will know if you are in arrears. If you are please come and see us. What’s the difference between a good boy and an elephant? Why, good boys take Haller’s Sure Cure Cough Syrup and elephants don’t. For sale by McConnell & Co. Shiloh’s Vitalizer is what you need for Dyspepsia, Torpid Liver, Yellow Skin or Kidney Trouble. It is guar anteed to give you satisfaction. Price 75 cents. Sold by A. McMillen Captain Sweeney, U. S. A., San Di ego, Cal., says: “Shiloh’s Catarrh Rem edy is the first medicine I have ever found that would do me any good.” Price 50 cents. Sold by A. McMillen. How would you like to be a kangaroo, or be able to jump like one, but you’ve got piles so bad you can’t. Use Haller’s Australian Salve and you’ll get there. Sold by MoUonnell & Co. Shiloh's Cure, the Great Cough and. Croup Cure is for sale by us. Pocket size contains twenty-five doses, only 25 cents. Children love it A. McMillen, druggist. Thebe is something in a name. Sheriff Dennis, of Hitchcock county, was asphyxiated at a Coun cil Bluffs hotel the other night. —Call. TO THE BELOVED. Oh, not more subtly silence strays Amongst the winds, between the yokes, Mingling alike with pensive lays Aad with the music that rejoices. Than thou art present in my days. My silence, life returns to thee In all the pauses of her breath; Hush back to rest the melody That out of thee awakeneth. And then wake ever, wake for me. Full, full is life in hidden places. For thou art silence unto me. Full, full is thought in endless spaces. Full is my life. A silent sea Lies round all shores with long embraces. Thou art like silence all un vexed, Though wild words part my soul from thee; Thou art like silence unperplexed, A secret and a mystery Between one footfall and the next. Most dear pause in a mellow lay. Thou art inwoven with every air; With thee the wildest tempests play. And snatches of thee everywhere Make little heavens throughout a day. Darkness and solitude shine for me. For life’s fair outward part are rife The silver noises; let them be. It is the very soul of life Listens for thee, listens for thee. Oh, pause between the sobs of cares! Oh, thought within all thought that is. Trance between laughters unawares! Thou art the form of melodies. And thou the ecstasy of prayers. —Alice Meynell in London Athenaeum. ROMANCE OF THE WAR The battle at last was finished. The victory was lost and won. And while ■the defeated army had fallen back to take shelter in the woods and mountain passes the victorious host had en camped upon the field of action. A thick misty haze hung over the landscape, through which the setting sun shone like a great copper shield burnished and ready for combat. Since early mom the battle had been in progress, and the carnage was fright ful. Even the sturdiest of the surgeons had more than once turned pale as they worked over their improvised operating tables, and all had felt a sensation of faintness that they did not care to own. In one comer of the field when the fight had been the hottest, in a little grove of half a dozen trees at the angle of a stone wall, knelt the colonel of a New York regiment beside the prostrate form of his own lieutenant, a young man of English birth and a great fa vorite among his comrades. His breath came slowly and painfully, and when he strove to speak the lifeblood welled up in his throat so as to almost choke all utter ance. “Creston, my boy,” said the colonel in the low voice which he always used when in the presence of suffering—for the col onel was as kind and as gentle as a woman to the sick—“is there anything more that I can do for you—any word or mes sage that you want to send? For you know”—1— Creston’s lips parted with a faint and almost imperceptible motion, and the colonel bending low caught the words, “Lift—me—up.” Raising the dying man to a half sit ting position, the colonel held him in his own strong arms and gently wiped the red froth from his lips. “Colonel”—•X;c) words were weak and low—“my vest—open—the—the—pocket —inside” The exertion was so great that he could say no more. The colonel, opening the vest, drew from an inner pocket a min iature, the portrait of a young and beautiful girl, so beautiful that even then the colonel could not help gazing upon the likeness with interest and ad miration. “And this?” he questioned as he held it up to the eyes of his dying comrade. The pale face of the sufferer grew strangely bright when he looked upon the bit of painted ivory before him. “In England,” he whispered, “she lives—Densmond in Devonshire—you’ll remember—take her this, yourself—no one else. Find here in Densmond, Ame lia Burton. Tell her—I didn’t—forget”— A torrent of crimson lifeblood gushed from his lips, and all was over. The colonel arose, folded a blanket and placed it beneath the head of the corpse. Then the night winds gathered and whispered among the trees and brushed with their dark pinions the bright, cold drops that stood on the pale forehead of Herbert Creston. Already the sun was casting long shad ows over the landscape around the pretty English village of Densmond in Devon shire, for Densmond was pretty and everybody said so—that is, everybody who had ever been there said so. And as for those unfortunate beings who had not been there, they were so very much in the minority that no one ever cared a straw what they said or thought. The day had been hot and sultry, and with the advent of the cooling breezes of evening every one who could pos sibly get out of iioors did so, for the air was delicious now after the overpower ing heat of the day. Along the dusty highway a man, well dressed and evidently a stranger in the country through which he was passing, was walking slowly, evidently absorbed in thought. He was about 40, of a bronzed complexion and dark hair, now slightly tinged with gray. On the whole he was far from handsome, nor did the scar of a saber wound across his fore head add to his attractions. Just now he paused before a cottage that stood somewhat back from the pub lic road, almost buried in flowers, like a “modest and retiring cottage that it was. Sounds of happy laughter came from an arbor, concealed by the surrounding hedge. Colonel Nathaniel Pember paused but a moment, however, before he opened the gate. “Can you tell me,” he asked one of the party of young girls that met his view as he entered, “if you know of any one residing in this neighborhood by the name of—of Amelia Burton?” “Yes, indeed,” answered one of the young ladies, with a meaning smile, “but you’ll have to hurry, though, for there will be no such person here after to night." “She—she is not sick—not dying, is she?” questioned the colonel hastily. “Oh, not at all,” answered the young lady, with a pleasant laugh, “only she’s going to be married to Lord Littel to night.” “Married?” said the colonel, half to himself; then aloud: “Can you tell me where she lives? I must see her upon business—something very important.” ‘ ‘It’s not very far from here. The house in the park that you see on the left be longs to her father. But you must hur ry. It’s after 0:30, and you’ve scarce an hour.” Colonel Pember turned and walked hastily along the road. “Married—mar ried—then I am too late. . Perhaps not. I don’t understand it. I can’t.” And with every step he took came the re frain,“ Married, married, married.” The next day Densmond was all ex citement. The daughter of the Hon. Croftoh Burton had refused at the last moment to marry Lord Lorloose Littel. And then, too, the appearance of this suspicious looking American. That must not be overlooked. Surely there was something in this, “if those as knew would tell.” But the Hon. Burton, M. P., would tell nothing, and as Lord Lit tel had left for town that morning he could tell nothing, and Miss Burton, she had declared that she would tell noth ing. So there the matter rested, and like every other sensation was almo forgotten 10 days after. Almost, I say, for Colonel Pember had taken lodgings at the Pot and Kettle, and scarcely a day passed but he made his way to The Oaks, the residence of Mr. Burton, who seemed to have a great fancy for his company. Nor was it long in becoming common talk that the colonel had returned to Miss Burton on the eve of her intended wedding a blood stained miniature, the token of a schoolgirl love that she had given to Herbert Creston, the village ne’er do well, and that as she saw the picture, stained with his lifeblood, the old love had returned, and she had re fused to marry any one else. So passed a year, and again summer visited the little village, sprinkling the lawns with yellow dandelions and the hedges with all manner of sweetness. From the many farmyards came the sounds of cattle and of fowls upon the clear and silent air, mingled with the distant dashing of brooks. The trees, resplendent in their “garments of green,” cast grateful shadows for the noonday wanderer. And then the gardens! Roses everywhere. The air was one mass of perfume, delightful and overpowering, the first sweet gift of summer. During this time Miss Burton had not been seen by the village folk, save on one or two rare occasions, and those who had viewed her reported that she was looking pale and sickly, and that she scarcely ever spoke. Now, however, at the approach of summer she had thrown off her gloomy aspect, laid aside the “inky cloak” that she had insisted upon wear ing and had even gone so far as to ride out into the country, and always with the colonel as a companion. One night they walked together in the gardens that almost entirely surrounded The Oaks. There was no other light than that of the stars. As Amelia paused the colonel placed his arm about her and held her hand. “You have my answer?” he questioned softly. She raised her face slowly. Their lips met. “It is ‘yes?' ” he asked. And she answered “Yes.” Far away in the wilderness of Virginia the night winds gathered and whispered and murmured and muttered, and with their dark pinions brushed the bright cold drops of dew that clung to the blades of grass above the unmarked grave of Herbert Creston.—Exchange. Knew All About It. “The world is full of people who think they know it all,” said John A. Starr, “and in no subject is there so much su perfluous knowledge rolling around as that which relates to food adulteration and substitution. What little money I have has been made out of sugar, and I profess to know something about that indispensable and very popular article. But I learned something the other day which neither I nor any one else ever knew before. I was eating breakfast with a chance acquaintance I had picked up on the cars, and he called for some crushed sugar, objecting to white lump because, as he assured me confidential ly, it was all made from glucose, which was'nothing else but animal refuse. “I explained to him that he was quite right in his ideas excepting in two re spects, one of which was that white lump was not made from glucose and the other that glucose was a product of com and not of animal refuse. He seemed rather to resent the information at first, and as he proceeded to destroy the flavor of his coffee by the use of some very dark sugar which was little more or less than glucose itself he told me that he had the information from an authentic source, and that he could not be persuaded to rain his internal organs at the request of the first stranger he happened to meet.”—St. Louis Globe- j Democrat. Mistaken Diagnoses. Last year 463 mistakes were made in London by doctors in notifying cases of infectious diseases for removal to hos pitals, with the result that 102 of the mistaken cases resulted fatally.—Ex change. An Afterthought. “That is an excellent little thing about the Lord tempering the wind to the shorn lamb, is it not?” “It sounds well—yes; but did you ever reflect that lambs are not shorn?”— Truth. Green Snow. Three places at least are known where green snow is found. One of these places is near Mount Hecla, Iceland, another 14 miles east of the mouth of the Obi and the third near Quito, South America. The Greatest on Sea and Land . Send a-cent postage stamp for a 100 page COOK BOOK FREE. W. e. LaTOURETTE, Agent, McCook, or Malestlc Mfg. Co., 8t. Louis. Dp. Hathaway, (Regular Graduate.) The Leading Specialist of the United States In Bla Una Private, Blood, Skin and Nervous Diseases. 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Why not write to-day for full particulars, free ? E. C. ALLEN A CO., Box No. 420, Augusta, Me. .1 M6 as ^jjjjH It is an agreeable Laxative for the Bowels; can be made into a Tea for use in one minute. Price 26c., 60c. and $1.00 per package. An Elegant toilet Powder ifiv'W' IlVl for the Teeth and Breath—25e. For sale by McMillcn, Druggist. Oar PERFECTION STRING* free with every bottle. U CLEAN. Does not STAIN. PREVENTS STRICTURE, Cares GONORRH