The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, June 16, 1893, Image 6
To Our Advertisers. You are entitled to have your display advertisements changed once a month at the regular price. Changes more frequent will be charged extra accord ing to the amount of composition. Local advertisements may be changed every week at usual price. Copy fur new advertisements and for changes of regular advertisements must be in this office by Wednesday of each week to insure prompt insertion. Notice of discontinuance of any dis play advertisement must be given not later than Wednesday. Local adver tisements may be discontinued at any time before Thursday evening. A strict observance of these necessary rules is respectfully requested. The Publisher. January 1, 1803. A Blacksmith Saves the Life of a Little Girl.—Minnie Carney, of Lytle City, Iowa, was perhaps as near leaving this world as any one can be, and recover. She was sick with cholera morbus; completely exhausted and un conscious. The physicians in consulta tion decided the case was hopeless and beyond their control.—Chas. J. New comb, a blacksmith, walked four miles through the darkness and storm, to get a remedy he had himself used and which lie firmly believed would cure her. That medicine was Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea llemedy. He obtained part of a bottle with which he hastily returned and gave the little sufferer a half teaspoonful, which re lieved her and consciousneess gradually returned. The medicine was given in broken doses and in a short time she was well. He is positive that it saved her life, and has others in that vicinity. For sale by McConnell & Co. There are people who claim to be praying for the salvation of the whole world, who never go to prayer meeting in rainy weather. Guaranteed Cure. We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumplion, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. If you are afflicted with a Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed giving it a fair trial, and experience no benefit, you may return the bottle and have your money refund ed. We could not make this offer did we not know that Dr. King’s New Dis covery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottles free at Mc Millen’s drugstore Large size 50 cents and $1. The nation has no better friend than a mother who teaches her child to pray. A Leader. Since its first introduction, Electric Bitters has gained rapidly in popular favor, until now it is clearly in the lead among pure medicinal tonics and alter natives—containing nothing which per mits its use as a beverage or intoxicant, it is recognized as the best and purest medicine for all ailments of Stomach, Liver or Kidneys. It will cure Sick Headache, Indigestion, Constipation and drive Malaria from the system. Satisfaction guaranteed with each bottle or the money will be refunded. Price only 50 cents per bottle. For sale by A. McMillen. When a church member goes to a circus, his light for good goes clear out. Corns and bunions may be removed by paring them down closely as possible without drawing blood; then soak them in warm water to soften them, and ap ply Chamberlain’s Pain Balm twice daily, rubbing them vigorously for ten minutes at each application. A corn plaster should be worn for a few days to protect them from the shoes. As a general liniment for sprains, bruises, lameness and rheumatism, Pain Balm is all that can be desired. For sale by McConnell & Co. Scrubbing a pig with soap will not take the love of mud out of its heart. My customers have been using Cham berlain’s Cough Remedy for several years and will have no other kind. The reason is because it can always be de pended upon, is quick in its actions and perfectly safe. —Dr. R. L. St. John, Howland, Mo. For sale by McConnell & Co. _ Find a man who has no hobby, and you find one who is not happy. A gentleman under forty years of age whose hair was rapidly becoming thin and gray, began the use of Ayer’s Hair Vigor, and in six months his hair was restored to its natural color, and even more than its former growth and rich ness. There two ways of telling a goose; by its gabble and its walk. A good live paper every Tuesday and Friday, is what you get in The Semi-Weekly Journal for one dol lar. The Tribune and Journal both one year for $2.50. God is robbed whenever one man gives another light weight. We sell the Empire letter copying books. Also best grades of type writ ing paper. The Old Reliable Sells & Rent!row's Shows. Many of our older readers will recall the name of the well-known establish ment, that exhibits in our city Wednes day, June 21st, with pleasure. With many of them it brings vividly to ir.tnd the first elephant they ever saw. There is a whole sermon in the career of this I show. It proves that when any concern becomes known as an honestly conduct ed one, and fulfills its promises to the public, that it succeeds, and the busi ness flourishes and becomes a fixture, to be handed down from generation to generation. It proves also the truth of the old proverb that “Honesty is the best policy.” The career of Sells & Rentfrow’s show from 18R0 to the pres ent time has been one of continued success. And the proprietors deserve it. They have always given the public the worth of their money. In these days of humbug it is really refreshing to be able to speak in terms of praise of an amusement enterprise. This year the managers promise a .new surprise in the shape of the largest elephant on earth. The largest creature that breaths the breath of life. This will be indeed a great curiosity. The whole show is said to be exceptionally good, and we will miss our guess if their tents aie not packed on the day of exhibition. As this will be the only big show to visit this section this year, we advise all our readers to be sure and see it. Skirts are Decreasing in Width. The crinoline craze has run a very brief and rapid course, and it is pleasant to record that already are decreasing in width. Many women who experimented with the crinoline interlining havefound it so stiff, unwieldy, and heavy, that they have sent their gowns back to their dressmakers to have the crinoline re moved. The double and triple skirts, or the effect of these simulated by trimming should be avoided by short or stout women; for them vertical lines of trim ming are chosen, or the garniture is confined to the bottom of the gown.— From “Review of Fashions,” in Demo rest’s Family Magazine for July. Happy days and restful nights result from using Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. It so regulates all the bodily functions and strengthens the nervous system that worry and fatigue are comparatively un known and life is truely enjoyed. It is certainly a most wonderful medicine. There is no easy place anywhere on earth for a lazy man. Karl’s Clover Root, the new Blood Purifier, gives freshness and clearness to the Complexion and cures Constipa tion. 25 cents, 50 cents and $1. Sold by A. McMillen. J 26-lyr. The wren has a sweeter song than the peacock. Captain Sweeney, U. S. A., San Di ego, Cal., says: “Shiloh’s Catarrh Rem edy is the first medicine I have ever found that would do me any good.” Price 50 cents. Sold by A. McMillen. A fool carries his name in his mouth. WANTED. 37 men wanted at McConnell & Co.’s drug store next Monday morning, to buy a bottle of Haller’s Barb Wire Liniment, it is absolutely guaranteed. How would you like to be a kangaroo, or be able to jump like one, but you’ve got piles so bad you can’t. Use Haller’s Australian Salve and you’ll get there. Sold by McConnell & Co. Shiloh's Cure, the Great Cough and Croup Cure is for sale by us. Pocket size contains twenty-five doses, only 25 cents. Children love it. A. McMillen, druggist. Money to Loan. On farm or city property at four per cent, for five years or 2-and-one half per cent, for ten years. Principal payable on installments. I. T. Benjamin. Majestic Ranges-' Cook quickest and best. They are a kitchen necessity, . lighten lubor K and improve 17 the flavor J\ ofthe food i * , • M ( W. C. LaTOURETTF Agent, McCook, or j Majestic Mfg. Co.. St. Louis. I AN INDIAN WIND SONG. * -- . ■ The wolf of the winter wind ia swift. And hearts are still and cheeks are pale When wo hear his howl in the ghostly drift As he rushes past on a phantom trail. And all the night we huddle and fear. For we know that his path is the path of death, And the flames burn low when his steps are near. And the dim hut reeks with his grave cold breath. Tho fawn of the wind of the spring ia shy. Her light feet rustle the sere, white grass. The trees are roused as she races by. In the pattering rain we hear her pass. And tho bow unstrung we cast aside While we winnow the golden, hoarded maize. And tho earth awakes with a thrill of pride To deck her Loauty for festal days. The hawk of the summer wind is proud; She circles high at the throne of the sun. When the storm is fierce her scream is loud, And the scorching glance of her eye we shun. And oftentimes when the noon is bright A silence falls on the choirs of song. And the partridge shrinks in a wild affright Where a searching shadow swings along. The hound of the autumn wind is slow; He loves to bask in the heat and sleep When the sun through the drowsy hazo bends low And frosts from the bills through the star light creep. But oftentimes ho starts in his dreams When the howl of the winter wolf draws nigh. Then lazily rolls in the gold warm beams While the flocking birds to the south drift by. —P. McArthur in Youth’s Companion. THE SLIPPER TRICK. This varnished dancing pump was slipped off the foot of an exquisite young man at a reception at one of the leading salons of Paris. My eminently correct readers need not turn up their aristocratic noses at the vulgar lack of delicacy be trayed by my exquisite young man. Let him among you who does not adore a dainty foot cast the first stone. Octave Latournelle—that is my ex quisite young man’s name—was not only a perfect dancer. He possessed not only two very nimble legs, but two very nim ble hands, whereof the adroitness was the admiration of all his friends. Indeed the most expert conjurer would not have been ashanuVl to own him for a pupil. At his word of command watches passed from one pocket to another, gold coins vanished into thin air, flowers grew upon him as if on a magical bush—he drew them forth from his pockets, his sleeves, his waistcoat, his cravat, in quantities sufficient to decorate the corsages of all the ladies present, and this after having, by way of preamble, turned his pockets inside out, rolled up his sleeves and opened his waistcoat. In a word, he was the enchanter of the best drawing rooms and the spoiled child of the ladies. Perhaps, rather than the spoiled child, he considered himself the petted dar ling. At any rate he was in love, and he made that fact known with the audacity that often gives success. The object of his adoration was the young wife of General Pascalon—it is only the husband’s rank that restrains me from mentioning the disparity of their ages. But all generals have young wives, which is only another proof that the truly brave do not recoil from dan gers of any kind. It is traditional in cases of this kind that the husband should be jealous, but General Pascalon was not so. But if he was not an Othel lo neither was he a fool. Trusting in the loyalty of his young wife, he cherished no illusions. He en joyed many a Palais Royal farce—with his wife by his side more often than not, which was imprudent perhaps—but he also escorted her to balls, never plead ing his age as an excuse, and waited pa tiently for her till after the cotillon, and to all appearances his wife was quite content. Perhaps she was so. But there were plenty of young fellows who would look down at you from the high superiority of their 25 years if you ventured to ex press such an idea and say: “With an old fellow like thatl Really you are too refreshing.” The general was not to be laughed at. He knew his danger, not only before all the world had seen it, but before any one else suspected it, and he saved his honor like a man of intelligence—which indeed he could have done in no other way. And this brings us down at last to the varnished slipper of the exquisite young man. I have said that the affair took place in the midst of a reception. Dancing was going on in the larger rooms. The general was chatting with some of the older guests in a small room adjoining the one set out with card tables. He happened to glance carelessly toward the players and started suddenly in sur prise. “Bless me, said he, putting up his glasses, ‘ ‘there’s my wife at a whist table. I certainly thought she was waltzing or polkaing or something, and there she is playing whist. She must be very tired, for she never plays cards and is always dancing. I shall have to scold her,” he added, with a laugh, “for in dulging herself so much in her favorite pleasure that she has to do penance at the card table,” and he strolled leisurely toward the players. A jostle knocking his glasses from his eyes as he reaohed the whist table, he stooped to pick them up and saw be neath the table a slipper, a patent leath er pump, from which its tenant had es caped, and now, shod only in fine black silk hose, was pushed against the little foot of the general's wife. But he also noticed that the latter constantly avoided the foot that so persistently pursued her own. “Hum,” said the general, taking in the situation at a glance, “the fortress is attacked, but it is well defended. I have arrived just in time.” Then, smil ing calmly as if he had seen nothing, leaning over his wife’s chair, questioning amj advising her play, he devoted him selt to a feat that would have furnished a dramatist with an irresistibly comic theme, considering the difficulties of the situation. The general had undertaken to draw toward him with the tip of his boot the abandoned slipper, provoking every instant sudden jerks from jostled feet, protestations from disturbed play ers, astonished looks from those who could see the extraordinary movements I of his leg and the remonstrance from ; hi a wife: “Mv dear, what makes you knock my j chair ubouc so: You arc giving me a headache.” •At this moment the mistress of the house came up to ask Latouruelle if he would net perform some of his amusinj tricks. “Certainly: l shall be delighted,” ho answered nervously, preoccupied as ho was by the extraordinary movements of the general, who stooped down just then as if to pick up something and immedi ately got up and left the group. “Well, sir,” said the lady, “give me your arm, and I will introduce you. Your audience is growing impatient.” “Certainly, madame. in just one mo ment,” said Latournelle, feeling with his foot for his slipper, and so recom mencing the remarkable jig executed by the general a few moments before. Now the other players laughed outright— which they had not dared to do the first time. And the mistress of the house stood there, surprised at being kept waiting so long and wondering how much longer her escort would keep her in that attitude. Impatient ladies came in shoals to add their solicitations to those of their hostess. Our young man positively had to get out of the predicament some how. He did get out of it, but with only one shoe, for he also had stooped down and dis covered the disappearance of the mis guided slipper, aud he marveled in deep anxiety liow he was going to explain such a state of affairs. llis oue shod toot provoked general hilarity, then delighted applause and cries of “It's a trick! It’s some trick!” The petted darling of the ladies smiled a weak smile and stammered: “Yes, ladies, it is a trick.” Applause, accompanied by a general clapping of hands, greeted this an nouncement, while Latournelle kept say ing to himself: “Oh, yes, it’s a great trick, but some one has played it on me, and I don’t find it so very funny. If I only knew who it was”—then, struck with an idea: “Heav ens! If it could be the general—his sin gular performance just now—and I saw him stoop down—if it was really he, it would be a pretty uncomfortable joke on me. How can 1 make sure?” As he escorted the lady through the room he tried to get near the general. He managed to do so, and with the back of his hand he cautiously knocked against the pocket of the general’s coat which he suspected contained the slip per. There was nothing there! He tried to sound the other pocket, but a slight move on the general’s part carried him out of reach. To touch it, it was neces sary to pass around on the side whore it was. “Where in the world are you taking me?” demanded the lady on his arm. “Why—er—to the head of the room,” and as he was now on the right side of the general he wanted to try the other pocket. Here was a new obstacle that he had not foreseen. The fact that the lady had the arm nearest the general made any attempt at exploration impos sible. He offered the other on the pre text of an old wound which was paining him and was able at last to repeat his former tactics. This time he was satis fied. “It’s there!” he murmured, and he did not enjoy the reflection that the hus band of his adored one had discovered his maneuvers under the table. “Well, I’m in a pretty mess,” he con cluded. Everybody had crowded into the room, there was an expectant hush, and all were on tiptoe: for the promised trick. There was no way to retreat. “Here goes,” said the imprudent lover. “I must take the plunge, come what may.” And he plunged. “Ladies,” he said, “I have lost my slip per. I have not got it concealed about my person; my pockets are empty”—he turned them inside out—“nor is it in my coat”—he held it open—‘ ‘nor in my waist coat”—he unbuttoned it—“nor in my sleeves”—and he turned them up to his elbows. “You see, ladies, I have noth ing in my hands or my pockets. I must find out, then, where the lost article is. Nothing is more simple. I have only to make a slight cabalistic calculation.” With this he covered his face with his hands and assumed an attitude of pro found cogitation. Then, without re moving his hands, he counted: “One, two, three, four, five. My slipper,” he cried, “is in the left pocket of the sixth person to my right.” This person was the general. “Not bad!” the latter exclaimed un der his breath, and in obedience to the universal cries of “Search yourself, search yourself, general,” he drew the slipper from the pocket indicated. A storm of applause was evoked by the brilliant success of the trick. Then, aft er much whispering, several voices cried, “Oh, the general is his confeder ate.” “Yes, yes, came a chorus of voices; “he's a confederate.” The conjurer protested. “Do it again, then!” some one demand ed, and everybody took up the cry: “Yes, yes! Do it again!” “Oh,” said a lady, “the general has just been whispering to M. Latournelle.” And the cry went up again that he was a confederate. The general affirmed that he was in no sense furthering the conjurer's devices. “But you were just now whispering with him,*’ insisted the witnesses of the conference. “The exact truth is this, ladies: You asked the conjurer to repeat his per formance. I just this moment told him that it was one of those tricks that should not be tried a second time. Did I not, sir?” said the general significantly. “Precisely, general, and I shall fol low your advice,” replied Latournelle. “It shall not be repeated.” And it never was.—Translated For Ar gonaut From the French of Jules Moi naux by L. S. Vassault. Pessimistic. “Do you believe the rain falls alike on the just and the unjust?” “Nixie! The unjust swipe the umbrel las.”—Exchange. 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LIST nr numbers. cures. prices. 1— Fevers, Congestions, Inflammations. .25 2— Worms, Worm Fever, Worm Colic... .25 3— Teething; Colic, Crying, Wakefulness .25 4— Diarrhea, of Children or Adults. .25 5— Dysentery, Grfplng, Bilious Colic.25 6— Cholera Morbus, Vomiting.25 7— Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis. .25 8— Neuralgia, Toothache, Faceachc.25 0—Headaches, Sick Headache, Vertigo. .25 10— Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Constipation .25 11— Suppressed or Painful Periods. .25 12— Whites, Too Profuse Periods.25 13— Croup, Laryngitis, Hourseness.25 14— Salt lMieuin, Erysipelas, Eruptions. .25 15— Rlieuinutisin, or Rheumatic Pains .25 16— Malaria, Chills, Fever and Aguo... .25 17— Piles, Blind or Bleeding.25 18— Oplithnlmy, Sore or Weak Eyes.25 10—Catarrh, Influenza, Cold In the Head .25 20— Whooping Cough.25 21— Asthma, Oppressed Breathing. .25 2t£—Ear Discharges, Impaired Hearing .25 23— Scrofula, Enlarged Glands, Swelling .25 24— General Debility, Physical Weakness .25 25— Dropsy, and Scanty Secretions. .25 26— Sea-Sickness, Sickness from Pddlng .25 27— Kidney Diseases.25 20—Sore Mouth, or Canker.25 30— Urinary Weakness, Wetting Bed.. .25 31— Painful Periods.25 34— Diphtheria, Ulcerated Sore Throat.. .25 35— Chronic Congestions & Eruptions. .25 EXTRA NUMBERS: 28— Nervons Debility, Seminal Weak ness, or Involuntary Discharges.1.00 32— Diseasesof the Heart, Palpitation 1.00 33— Epilepsy, Spasms, St. Vitus’ Dance... 1.00 Sold by Druggists, or sent post-paid on receipt of price. 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