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    DAD’S OLD GRINDSTONE.
Under a spreading russet bough,
Uncared for an alone.
Through summer’s sun an winter’s snow
Has stood dad’s ol grindstone.
An I in fancy see it now
Almost with weeds o’ergrown.
How well I recollect each morn
That dad would call to mo
At break of day to come an turn
The stone beneath the tree.
An every whirl she’ud squeak and groan.
An much exerted be.
My hands would blister, peel an tear.
But I made ne’er a face;
’Twas better to he blistered there
Than on some other place.
So while Urn lark songs tilled the air
The grinuin went apace.
I steal from town life oft in ruth
An look the old scenes through,
And though it sounds a bit uncouth
I find these words come true,
“The work I dreaded so In youth
I now would gladly do.”
I’m turning now the stone of life,
A-grimlin fortune’s blade.
With nicks an cracks extremely rife
An rut her poorly made.
An oft the stone squeaks in the strife.
Like dad’s beneath the shade.
—Boston Advertiser.
CUBED OF JEALOUSY.
Mr. Andrew Frosty chanced to reside
in one of a long, straight row of houses,
no one of which boro any special mark
on its front by which it could he distin
guished from another. Each had seven
steps and a portico.
Tack on another item—Mr. Frosty was
terribly jealous of his wife. Now, it is
an awful thing for a man to be jealous
of liis wife at all, with or without rea
son. When a man or wife falls into
such a habit as that, they may as well
draw their cotton caps over their eyes
and say good night to the world. Living
is no sort of an object to them.
But whether Mr. Frosty had any rea
son to be jealous of his wife is not what
we are going to settle. And yet we nev
er thought he could have, for a more
amiable wife than she made him it
would be hard to find. Mrs. Frosty v>as
young and beautiful, and her manners
were very taking. It may be that these
were Mr. Frosty’s reasons for his jeal
ousy, but if so why didn’t he many a
plainer woman?
Not many doors off and in the same
row of dwellings lived Colonel Sawyer,
who rather prided himself on being es
teemed a gentleman. Without assum
ing to be what is popularly known as
a ladies’ man, he nevertheless was ex
tremely particular in his carriage to
ward them, aiming always to impress
them with a sense of his perfect purity,
chivalry and truth.
No one in the neighborhood ever sus
pected him of being capable of insulting
any one—least of all a lady. Mothers
held him up to their sprouting sons as an
example of the lofty and true, and fa
thers spoke of him to their daughters
and hoped that if they ever thought of
marriage they would be satisfied with
nothing less than a character like his.
Coming home musingly and with his
head bent one evening the colonel
thought no such accident was possible as
that he should mistake his own house,
especially as he had been in and out that
way so many times.
Perhaps the very fact that he felt such
a confidence was the greater reason why
he should make a mistake after all. But
as he was very much occupied with his
reflections he abandoned himself entirely
to what he knew of the’way home and
thought he should reach there all in
good time. The consequence was that
he quietly slipped himself in through
Mr. Frosty’s front door, hung up his hat
and coat in the hall and started for the
dining room.
As all the houses in the row were so
much alike on the outside their internal
arrangements were pretty much on the
same pattern. Mr. Frosty’s hall seemed
like his own, and the dining room door
opened where his did.
The instant he opened the door he be
gan to awaken to his error. The table
was spread in the middle of the room,
and Mrs.«Frosty sat near the grate read
ing.
“Ah, he exclaimed, bowing and scrap
ing confusedly, “I beg pardon! Really,
Mrs. Frosty, I beg pardon!-’
In a moment the astonished lady was
on her feet, her face flushed with the
natural excitement of so unlooked for a
visit. She knew not what to say.
“This is a ludicrous mistake, I declare,
Mrs. Frosty,” said the colonel. “Here I
am invading your house when I thought
I was safe and snug in my own. This
comes of these houses wearing such sim
ilar faces. But it is my first mistake,
and I hope you will excuse me.”
Mrs. Frosty comprehended instantly
and laughed heartily.
“I may get caught so myself, you
know,” she said, “and we are always
grateful for a call from you, Colonel Saw
yer. Now you are here and dinner will
soon be on the table, why don't you sit
down with us? I am expecting my hus
band every minute.”
The colonel began to thank her and
excuse himself on account of urgent en
gagements for the evening, but while he
was doing so the front door was heard to
open.
“There,” said Mrs. Frosty, “my hus
band is coming now. You’ll not be de
tained any longer than you would at
home. Come, I think you’d better stay.”
Along came Frosty through the hall,
and his sour face would have turned
sweet milk in a twinkling.
The instant he caught the sound of a
male voice in the dining room his old
suspicions began to flame up again. As
soon as could creep along as far as the
door in his stealthy way and look in
through the crevice and see who was
there his rage burst all bounds and
made him a temporary madman. Colo
nel Sawyer and his wife were in the
room alone! That was quite enough.
“Now, what does this mean, sir?”
shouted the enraged husband, dashing
up before the thunderstruck colonel.
“This is just what I’ve been expecting
for a long time. I knew there was some
mischief like this afoot. What are you
doing in my house? Tell me, sir, or
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inarch yourself out sooner than you
caine in.”
The colonel had got over his astonish
ment enough to commence a calm ex
planation, when Mrs. Frosty, bursting
into tears, threw herself before her
angry husband and implored him to be
silent, for it was a trifling mistake, and
Colonel Sawyer would immediately ex
plalh it all.
But the enraged man would hear noth
ing.
“Leave the room!” he exclaimed to Ilia
wife. “I’ll hear nothing from you! I’ve
had disgrace enough brought on me al
ready. Leave the room!”
Mortified and in tears, she passed out
to brood over her misery and mortifica
tion alone.
Colonel Sawyer essayed to begin,
though it was exceedingly hard work,
and he could accomplish nothing but
with almost superhuman effort.
“I mistook the house, sir, that is all,”
said he. “My intentions were perfectly
honorable, and out of this house, sir,
you shall not call them in question with
out being held personally resj)onsible. I
am quite ready to leavo the place, I as
sure you.”
He began to do so.
“That is very well to say,” replied the
jealous husband; “I should advise you
for the future, however, to be a little
careful before you go into other persons’
houses and see if your own number ex
tends the whole length of the street!”
Colonel Sawyer withdrew, resolved to
have no further words with such a crea
ture. He saw that lie was beside him
self with jealousy, and he knew, that
speech would be wasted on him.
.remaps it was a couple or months
after this that a party of gentlemen lin
gered rather late at luncheon at a tav
ern and forgot that it was fairly 4
o’clock in the afternoon until they found
it had long ago struck 6.
They were all jolly fellows. Their eyes
were flashing, and their cheeks were get
ting rosy. The luncheon must have put
them in the best of spirits—or, rather,
the best of spirits in them. Amoug them
was Mr. Andrew Frosty.
If there was any one of them particu
larly “mellow,” it was but fair to say it
was Frosty. He had evidently improved
his opportunities during the luncheon.
Going out into the bracing air after
such a banquet, Mr. Frosty began to feel
the effects very sensibly. By hook and
by crook he finally sailed round to the
street in which his domicile stood, push
ing along till he thought he had gone
about where he ought to live and went
up the steps.
After hanging up his greatcoat and hat
in the hall he steppod along to the door
of the dining room and opened it. Who
should suddenly appear to him as he
looked around the room but Colonel
Sawyer’s wife. Frosty rubbed his eyes,
stammered, made half a bow, felt wholly
lost and finally gave it up.
“I declare!” he exclaimed, looking
blanker than the wall, “I’ve mistaken
the house!”
“Oh, no, my dear sir,” said Colonel
Sawyer, immediately rising and going
up to him, “you have done no such
thing; you know you have not! You
have only stolen in here to bring dis
grace upon my family. I’ve been sus
pecting this, sir, for a long time, and
now, sir, I’ll just walk out myself with
you and be at the trouble of finding your
own house for yqu.”
Upon this the colonel put on his coat
and hat and insisted on accompanying
Mr. Frosty home. Not a syllable of ex
planation would he listen to.
“Oh, no, no!” he would say, whenever
Frosty began to apologize. “I under
stand it all well enough. I see how it is.
It’s all very well to say you’ve lost the
way into my house, but I should for the
future advise you before going into other
persons’ houses to just look and see if
your own number runs the length of the
street.”
Just the language Frosty had before
used to him, and just what sealed his
lips.- Frosty was floored completely.
But that was not the best of it. The
colonel insisted on going home with him
and going in, and he offered his services
in such a pleasant yet persistent way
that Frosty could not have shaken him
off, even if he was not himself rendered
submissive by reason of his own mortifi
cation.
The colonel, therefore, went in 'and
told Mrs. Frosty about it, which so thor
oughly pleased that amiable lady that, in
view of previous circumstances, she set
up a resistless laugh in the face of her
humble lord, in the midst of which his
very polite escort took occasion to quiet
ly withdraw.
But Frosty was thoroughly cured of
his jealousy, for he admitted that it was
quite possible for a respectable man to
mistake even the number of his own
door.—Boston Globe.
A Natural Supposition.
A woman planning to remain very late
in her country home found difficulty in
persuading her city servants to consent
to remain. She thereupon tried to'pro
cure some native assistance and found
it necessary to begin with a maid of the
village who was willing to see what she
could do in the waitress line.
The methods of the work were care
fully explained to her, and she seemed ]
to understand its requirements.
How hopeless the situation really was
I showed to the amused employer when
J the girl finally said, “I suppose after I've
; set the dishes on the table you can do
| your own reaching, can't you?”
She was not engaged.—New York
Times.
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Clerical Criticism of Gladstone.
A reverend personage named Porter,
preaching the other day at St. Thomas’,
Nottingham, actually announced from
the pulpit that he “abhorred” Mr. Glad
stone and went on to compare the pre
mier to Judas Iscariot in this strain,
i “Judas,” he said, “sold his Master for 30
pieces of silver, but Mr. Gladstone sold
his mother, the church, for 30 Welsh
votes.” It is only fair to .say that the
gentleman who informs me of this sally
ivows himself an apti-Gladstonian, but
he says that he draws the line some
where. He, however, is not a minister
of religion.—London Truth.
A VALENTINE.
Accept, dear wife, this little token.
And If between tlio lines you seek
You'll find the love I’ve often spoken—
The love I’ll always love to speak.
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Our little ones are making merry
With unco ditties rhymed in Jest,
But in these lines, though awkward very.
The genuine article's expressed!
You are so fair and sweet and tender.
Dear, brown eyed little sweetheart mine.
As when, a callow youth and slender,
I asked to be your valentine.
What though these years of ours he fleeting!
What though the years of youth be flown?
I’ll mock old Kronos with repeating,
“I’ll love my love and her aleno'"
And when I fall before lus neaping.
And when my stuttering si>eech is done.
Think not ray love is dead or sleeping.
But that it waits for you to come.
So take, dear love, this little token.
And if there speaks in any line
The sentiment I’ll fain have spoken.
Say, will you kiss your valentine?
—Eugene Field in Ladies’ Home Journal.
Dumas and His Economical Son.
Alexander Dumas,, the great French
story writer, was very fond and proud of
his son Alexander, who also became a
famous author. His regard for him was
increased apparently, by the fact that
the son had a very good appreciation of
the value of money—a quality which the
father did not possess in the slightest de
gree.
A recent writer of recollections relates
that he once visited Dumas at St. Ger
main. He had just been bittqj in the
hand by his dog and was unal4Bt* write,
but was dictating a novel.
His son went out as the visitor came iu.
“Alexander has just left me,” said the
father. “What a good fellow that hoy
is! Just fancy, this morning I received
650 francs. He said to me, ‘I’ll take 5C
francs of it.' I didn’t quite hear and
thought he was going to leave me only
50. So I called out, ‘Hold on! Let m<
have 100 of it at least I’ ‘But I tell you
I’m only going to take 50!’ he called out.
‘Oh, oh,’ said I, ‘I thought you were go
ing to tafae the 600. Well, take as much
as yon want.’ ”
And Dumas added proudly, “What a
.golden hearted fellow Alexander is, tc
Se sure!”
H© Made a Mistake.
To J. S.—We think that the young
lady’s indignation has a just foundation
in your impertinence—that is, if your
own statement of the affair be taken as
the basis of facts. You had no business
to hint that she used cosmetics even if
you did “honestly think 60.” Her ring
ing for a glass of water and offering that
and her handkerchief to you to enable
you to test the matter on the spot by
washing her cheeks was a masterstroke.
She did a sensible thing in putting the
question beyond doubt by rubbing her
face, when you declined her offer, with
her damp handkerchief, and then did a
most becoming thing when she rang for
the servant to show you out, stating that
you wished to retire. That was well
done. Such a spirited girl as that can
have no need of cosmetics. You made a
mistake and must now abide the conse
quences. That seems to us about the
whole sum and essence of the matter.—
New York Ledger.
A Story of a Painter.
Rossetti was both romantic and
shrewd, and among Yankee speculators
there are few keener men of business
than was this childlike genius. Yet he
treated the purchasers of his pictures
■with scant courtesy. George Rae, a bank
er and a fine judge of art, had bought
several of them, but he objected to the
price Rossetti had set 4on “The Bride.”
A few days after ho returned, and Ros
setti greeted him sarcastically.
“What do you want for your picture?”
asked Rae.
“Three hundred guineas.”
“Why, you offered it to me for 250!”
“I really don’t remember,” was the
lordly reply; “perhaps I did. But why
didn’t you take it? Well, you may have
it for £300. If the odd shillings are of
any use to you, Rae, you’re welcome to
them!”—Harry Quilter’s “Preferences.”
A Duchess und Her Diamonds.
When the Duchess of Marlborough
made a flying visit to America about a
year ago, she dressed very simply and
wore few jewels, three or four dia
mond stars in her hair and on her cor
sage being, as a rule, her only ornaments.
Some people expressed disappointment
that she did not appear in her coronet.
“As well,” exclaimed some one, “ex
pect the queen of England to appear with
her crown on her head and a scepter in
her hand when she drives out in Hyde
park.”—New York Recorder.
St. Dunstan and the Devil.
One of the most famous smiths of the
Weald was St. Dunstan, archbishop of
Canterbury. Mayfield in Sussex is the
site of an ancient archiepiscopal palace,
and here, according to some, took place
the terrific encounter between St. Dun
stan and the devil. At any rate the an
vil, hammer and tongs which are alleged
to have belonged to the saint are still
preserved at Mayfield palace.—Gentle
man’s Magazine.
A loose and easy dress contributes
much to give to both sexes those fine
proportions of body that are observable
in the Grecian statues, and which serve
as models to our present artists.—Rous
seau.
At Easter in Scotland, where the great
festivals have for centuries been sup
pressed. the children still get their hard
boiled dyed eggs, which they play with
and finally eat.
It is a physician's suggestion that per- i
sons meeting on a street corner should
move on for their chat, avoiding the em
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The most notable attraction in a
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